/147/ - Snooker World Championship

>third shot
>it's the DDK
kylel

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Thank you, fren

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Quick reminder of the eternal thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0

Missing 'perennial coughers'

BUT NOWADAYS HE POTS THE LOT

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>>>/Arsenic phosphide/

PERHAPS I OUGHT TO CHALK IT

ayyy there you are. BINGO!

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COZ I WEAR THESE GARRGOLS

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post cue-tees

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oh lawd she thicc

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When’s Ronnie playing lads?

Looks like she's about to peg you with that cue

CAHM ON THE OWK

>snooker femdom
A new fetish has awoken.

Where do I sign up?

>JV and Morph on comms
the snooker gods hath forsaken us

youtube.com/watch?v=u58K-JLuFRE
does strict Michaela do it for ya?

>stream on the second monitor while studying for my university admission exam next week
Wish I could pay more attention to it. Really just background noise so my head doesn't get absolutely clogged up.

>ywn

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Great to see you're still alive, dude.

very nice clearup desu some hard shots in there

With a K and an E and a T and a T,
E and an R and an I, N, G
T and an O, W, N

KOI-REN TOWN, FC!

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here's a snooker qt from 2001
youtu.be/KXXjQPaFGZo?t=245

>my university admission exam
H-how young are you, m8? Also good luck. I'm sure you can do it!

Rachel was a top qt.

how to decide which match to watch?

Why would you watch Farter Vs random Chinese shitter #285?

>Quarter Final: Gary Wilson v Ali Carter/Zhou Yuelong

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>blorkins

>Ali Carter will be in the semi-final

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90s quality snooker without some autistic beta dominating anyone to counteract it.

Rpnnie unlocked him last year

>H-how young are you, m8? Also good luck. I'm sure you can do it!
Thanks, I'm late 20's. It's a program some universities here have, for anyone that's over 23 that didn't do the national exam, but have work experience for the degree they're trying to get in.

Bazza fuck off with the magnets already

Looks like Blorkins is back on the menu, boys.

Oh, I see. That's pretty cool.

He's gone to absolute pieces over the interval
Pretty mad really after he was smashing it this morning

Was that misscue not technically a push shot?

LGTSS
>Fat cunt

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100% miscue, the sound of it pains me

WHERE'S THE MISS CUE GOING

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feels bad, man

Why is the crucible so dark these days?

Yeah but he pushed through on it which should make it a foul

Fuck me kylo's a terminator this session

GWAN BAZ

He wasn't even bad in the first, Blobby was just fucking crushing him.

idk how they judge that, maybe some leeway if unintentional?

You know what would make snooker even better?

Lasers

True but Kyren was like 83% pot success, he's only missed three pots in the past two frames

infinitelooper.com/?v=BliAPzEsao0#/67;70

>blorkins

>he doesn't know about SightRight

-shotclock
-ball in hand after foul
-multiball

For me it's sexy bird refs in skimpy outfits

>blorkins

Don't give Barry Hearn any ideas

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>kylel

>set it to 1:10-1:10
>ARGOOLS ARGOOLS ARGOOLS ARGOOLS ARGOOLS ARGOOLS

R E R A C K
E
R
A
C
K

>ywn try to console Hawk Stalker after her favourite snooker player lose a match like this

Diversity
We need to have more blacks otherwise the sport will not grow.

Ali seething

Bazza pls

Choon 2bh

Nah that's just his regular demeanor

>ball in hand after foul

This would do away with the miss rule. And that's a good thing.

Koi-umback Wilson incoming

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Now that's what I call /147/ slag posting

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>tfw no snookerslag gf

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That's qt for you brits!?

>multiball
How about a cueball each? Then we could introduce personalised cueballs.

All push shots are unintentional desu lads

>sticky balls

>americans

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What if, instead of 15 reds and 6 colours, there was one red and two cue balls, and you had to pot the other cue ball, the red or go in-off, and also get points for canons

Seema is such a happy wholesome woman

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Nah that's just your run of the mill slag

I forget, what is this called again?

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Hey, blue board.

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>rare tool

seema-posting from earlier led me to check out /s/, and there's an excellent indian thread on there at the moment. some great pictures. though none of seema herself unfortunately.

Swan neck

koirens shit the bed big time

>though none of seema herself unfortunately.
feels bad

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"the gangly crown"

If a player win with a century it's worth 2 frames

The JUSTing spider

not to be confused with me, veteran portubro and granddad of snooker.

I am an unashamed Hazel fanboy but Seema is a very lovely woman.

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Barroth charge

Don't listen to him, user. It's an extended spider/toasting fork.

kek

Congratulations, you snookered yourself

>blobby

To me, Hazel is for mummy feels, Seema is for fugs.

alri, Cliff.

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I miss morning session Barry

SNOOKERS HISSELF

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bazza pls

2019 WC edition

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he's salvaged that pretty well tbf

Half the balls left on the table after 30 minutes just fucking explode

What if the black was in the yellow spot, where it should be because it's a much more difficult break to make than where the black actually is.
This is what blows my mind.
The 147 is much easier to get than the cheeky 72 using only yellows.

Me under the table

absolute state of kylel

Zhou Yuelong is playing some lovely stuff

>tfw

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Instead of cleaning and recarpeting the tables, they should spill liquids and bumps and burn parts of it to add an additional tactical element to the game

And they should add a 7th pocket in the middle of the baulk cushion, and if any ball enters It the frame is forfeited

based blorkins

Zhou has been playing a treat this evening.

OH SWEET LAWD THIS FRAME
GWAN BAZZA

Polandbro, you've unironically been around for lots of the lower ranked tournaments. Love you.

>morphy lifts the divider up himself

And they should be forced to play in flat-roofed pubs in the norf instead of theatres.

Fucking hell big break was still on in 2001??

>watch for 30s and Jim gets a women drives joke in

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I think a spinning disc in the middle of the table would be a nice touch.

Some pinball elements ought to be added

can't help but think Kyren would have preferred to have won that frame, as the score now would be 5-6 instead of 4-7.

lel Wilson

KUBOL

Thanks, Ken.

Nonsense, he never wanted it.

CUE BALL
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B
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> it's another Koiren fucks up the first long red episode

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kywrong SHOOK

>you'd get six points for that in billiards

Kek Morphy's alright.

flippers on the baulk cushion?

An extra colour ball that's worth a random amount of points between 1 and 7

A pocket in the centre of the table where the blue's supposed to be

Make the tables twice as big

he's growing on me tbqh.
the bullying story made me reconsider.

The game stays exactly the same except you don't use cue's you use ping pong paddles instead

Remote controlled cue ball

Yes, along with some bumpers and flashy lights

t. Barry Hearn

I'm sure there are 2 other lads but they don't post that often. Anyway, that's still the nicest thing i've heard this year

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Have you not considered that some people deserve to be bullied?

Crazy golf ramps and windmills above every pocket

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I find his commentary all right because I don't have to see his face. Never like seeing him at the table

Have we literally had all these already? Pretty sure we're close

>watching French Eurosport.
>notice a considerable lack of French anons on /147/
are the French not into snooker?

>somewhere Bazza Hearn is furiously scribbling these ideas down

yes, James Corden is one of them.
Ed Sheeran is another.
the lack of bullying has unleashed them on the world.
I wonder how they escaped the natural order of things.

>putting in 190kgs stupid forced meme
Nooooo

It's just a bit harder to distinguish the Brits

They probably were until we banned players from smoking fags and drinking while playing.

youtube.com/watch?v=kJ40igEqc4o

What was so funny in the Carter-Yuelong match lads?

This but instead of cues or ping pong paddles dicks are used. Ladies and dicklets can used strapons.

Carter did his maths wrong and didn't know he'd be on a respot

Hilarious

Weren't that many then either.
I wonder what it is.
Canadians seem to like it.

ali cleared up and started walking out the arena thinking he'd won the frame, but he'd only got the points level for a respotted black.

*smokes fag* The score does not matter, one has to imagine Dott happy.

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I'm actually glad the americans don't play snooker.

The only thing that would be worse than a yank telling us this isn't a sport, is a yank winning a snooker event

>tfw fellow Rangers fan

I know why he suffers so.

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Think of the money that'd pour in though. Might actually see some real talented youngsters instead of these generic chinese jobbers

yeah, I'm glad they stick to pool.

I want to see the average yank try to lean across the table.

Pool pro Corey Deuel has entered Q-School a few times. He didn't do well: cuetracker.net/players/corey-deuel

Snooker should be the perfect sport for Americans (credit to Britanon)

>high scoring
>lasts for hours
>lots of breaks
>lots of standing around
>lots of sitting down
>lots of encouragement to hit the black

Fuck me that's brilliant

This is a Celtic only thread

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the breaks are the biggest factor. plenty of time for their beloved advertisements

>6 million jews is a few years
>score of the frame

things that don't add up to Ali Carter

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pls don't mention them, they might come to the thread otherwise and ruin it

it's one reason why /147/ is so comfy; no retarded amerifucks

>lots of encouragement to hit the black
Also you can ignore the brown for the most part, since it doesn't interfere as much

USA! USA! USA!

>Quiet please

As an avid /hoc/ watcher I can say that there are actually not enough breaks. Guaranteed they'd push for breaks within the frame to squeeze in more ads.

If you think tournaments in London are bad for the fucking Ronniefags, can you imagine a yank playing to a yank crowd?

Fuck me

>Guaranteed they'd push for breaks within the frame to squeeze in more ads.
Jesus Christ what a vision of hell that would be.
I sometimes wonder if they watch BBC telly and actually dislike that there are no ads.

>little fireworks go off every time a ball is potted
>over excited patrons shooting guns into the ceiling
>winner spends three hours thanking Jesus during speech
>can barely hear anything over the rustling noise of sweets and popcorn during matches

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>people wearing hats indoors

Every match would be like Peter Ebdon in the 90s with his "come on" and fist pumping and personal motivation

Where's the Dick's Sporting Goods cue ball going?

>guy walking around with a hotdogs tray
HOTDOGS! GET YOUR HOTDOGS HERE!

JP is fucking up Dennis

>Koiren

>national anthem before every match

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Oh fuck me you're right, I didn't even think of all the ads the commentators make.

I actually feel bad for kylel
He started off so strong and bottled the last two hard

Straight into the John Deere corner pocket.

3 world champions and Koiren

Poor lad

OOOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

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It's my first time visiting Yea Forums during a snooker tournament and I must say the friendliness and quality of bants on /147/ is top-drawer

I'm not saying it's entirely due to the lack of Americans but let's face it, it's a large contributing factor

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>speeches about diversity after wins

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I saw Corey and Shane van Boening at my local snooker club, they were alright at potting balls but terrible at playing snooker. They actually went there straight after winning the Mosconi Cup lel

Don't give Hearn ideas

Too much ADHD, they'd never be able to keep quiet for a whole frame.

Hamburger music plays and player high-fives everyone in the front row of the audience after every pot

>Settle down please

arrears status

unreduced

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/180/, /147/, and /cyc/ are the only sports-related threads worth visiting since a few years.

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Carter Comeback!

>Maroon 5 performance during the mid-session interval

Leftypol won't like this, pal

>Ronnie gets shot in a hotel during the American tour

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/f1/ too, mostly burger free

>Earl Strickland literally picks up Graeme Dott after missing an easy red and throws him into the audience

>Sponsored by Bud Light

>tfw comfy threads turned to shit

3 audience massacres per year requiring patrol of the military police at all times with TSA on the door.

>Crucible roof opens so we can see jets flying over
>cheerleaders next to table
>many commercials during frame
>during mid interval, have a band playing

roll

...

Roll

But they would, la.

wew, almost forgot about that guy getting shot.
Absolute STATE of the Amerifat police and their bootlickers.

lel

I think its because there's no teams that anyone can passionately care about or nations to shitpost against, just impartial lads having comfy snooker time

Go fuck yourselves

>implying /chicks with guns/ isn't top comfy

>winner gets a gallon of milk and a Sheffield steel sword

I-I'm complying officer

>Budget russian comes into the thread just to roll

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CRAWL TOWARDS MEEEEEEEEEE

>Jim Ross and Steve Davis on commentary

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Some very interesting ideas in here lads, anyone want a job?

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What do they do during the interval?

Barry Hearn gives them their instructions for the next session.

cheeky wank

Slowmo pot cam brought to you by snickers

BAW GAWD AS MY WITNESS WHERE'S THAT CUEBALL GOIN?!?

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Crawl fuck yourself.
Your googling skills are awesome, kind sir.

lines of coke off a call girls bum

BAH GAWD THAT'S HENDRY'S MUSIC

Try and get into their room

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Have a shit. Post on twitter. Maybe a second shit.

Jori Lehterä is that you?

Guy from The Big Lebowski on the far right of the front row.

paul hunter plan b

Why is Robin Hull

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

8 year olds, Dude.

The wonder bairn, has just been wonder burned
*crowd goes wild*

Good thing he had a prozzy waiting for him

For the Shootout they should have the commentary coming from the speakers

easter chocolate tastes good

>Hendry hit's Robertson over the head with his queue
>Higgens crawls over and pots the last black to win the final
>rob walker makes the 3 count
>scottish celebration
>Hendry then turns and cues higgins
>walks off with the trophy
>See you at the paul hunter classic
>credits roll

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lel. Bravo, Bazza!

*selbys music hits*
BOOOO!

Well thats a less than warm reception from this partisan crowd here at the sheffeiled Cru-Sible arena

Is it his year?

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Which match are you lads watching?

what's on the crowd's earpieces? eurosport or bbc?

/ourguy/ blorkins

>draft events
>college snooker
>all star weekend with trick shot competitions

Carter vs Zhou

This young Chinese lad is excellent but Carter's doing well too

HAWKamania running wild atm tbqh

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sissy hypno

Soft Cell - Tainted Love

no

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Can you drink in the cubicle whilst watching?

Scooter

carrington didn't even qualify, mate

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>They're here...

> Harlem globe potters

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It's just a loop of JV saying WHERES THE CUEBALL GOING

>touch

>Sullivan still hasn't tweeted anything
Has he topped himself?

Well, I'm out for tonight. See you lads tomorrw. Goodnight.

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Can't see Koiren win this

sleep tight

If the government ban betting companies sponsoring sports like they did with fags then I think we'll see the Burger King World Championship and the McDonalds Masters.

No way is her left foot on the floor, that is a foul if I've ever seen one

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only just started watching this evening session, have I missed anything?

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not sure what i was expecting.
thanks, wankers.

G'night la.

youtube.com/watch?v=O5WaQA36IoE&feature=youtu.be

They should ban betting sponsorships. Barry would be SEETHING

in case you cant tell from the bbc commentary and the audience reactions, it's the bbc

Respotted black in the Carter-Yuelong match but that's about it la. Been entertaining enough without being outstanding.

in case you can't tell... i'm watching eurosport

My sympathies.

monkey noises

more likely to get Chinese companies, the Huawei World Championship and the Snooker Shootout Presented In Association With China Ping An

GET TURNT

Is it Fouldsy on?

it's alright but i do want to punch neal foulds in the face

cheers lad

yup

TON UP FOR WHAT

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>first thread this WC americans are mentioned
>american arrives in thread

fucking pottery

she's fucking hideous. please stop.

What have I done

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>all these images of Reanne
for what purpose?

yeah since when did americans give a fuck about snooker?

for me it's Ng On Yee

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>all americans are exactly the same
you have bad teeth, right?

There was one dude on here that would turn up occasionally, he wasn't entirely clueless either

yes that's right, what of it

nice meme, but seriously, how did you get introduced to snooker?
I lived in the US for a year and never saw anything of it

Good taste

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i love happy endings

Mein fuhrer needs to calm himself down

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based blorkins
>top drawer

For me, its Pan Xiaoting

living in England for a few years.
i like it because it's fascinating, comfy and the tv coverage is completely different to anything we have over here.
not signing the fucking national anthem before each frame is also a bonus.

>pool
nah lad

GOWAN MARIA

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>signing
singing obviously
fuck the deaf

Cute, but >pool

Young Koiren...

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>lots of bottom

I know a lass who is ranked in the Womens Rankings. She's fucking dreadful

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what do we do snookerbros they're making maxis now too

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youtube.com/watch?v=gA1gVaMefV8
Based Thai qt

i like her. mature and language teacher like

but how is she in bed?

Put £1000 on Ng On Yee to go out in the 1R qualifying in next year's WC

The word you're looking for is milf

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shame about the nose ring though

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OLD MEO, WE ALL KNOW, HAS LOADS OF DAPPER SUITS

Koiren's not out yet lads

what a pot from koiren

Fuck sake Zhou stop letting this cancer surviving numpty win frames

COS I WEAR THESE GARRGOLS

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Kelly Fisher used to play in a lot of the same tournaments as me when I was a teen and slightly older. She was a good player but I don't remember her winning anything of note (if at all). With that same standard she went on to dominate the ladies game for a few years.

>Kyrone

Kylo noooooooooooo

wtf kylo ren

Great pot from blazzer

this will never stop being funny.
ever.

thought virgo was having a heart attack then

gonna die for the alamo

Things that 'appen on an eight b' twelve table, well...

why do kylo's shoes attract/want to face each other.
do they want to kiss?

If you're a lass all you need to do is turn up to one of the Ladies events and you get a ranking place

Fuck sake kylel
bottled two frames

>Kyren looks accusingly at the black
Lol

Didn't look like a kick to me.

If anyone was gonna kick a black I thought it would be Ali

Koiren has made over a million quid from snooker and he is a fucking shitehawk.

you feel it's now over for the talented beautiful young chinese prospect.

rooting for bazza but feel genuinely sorry for kyro there, not his fault.

cue ball shouldn't have gone where it did if it wasn't for the kick

>it's a young Chinese talent bottles it episode
Fucking reruns lads. It's all they show nowadays.

Allegedly. Stephen was shitting out ranking title wins and he laughed whenever they mentioned how much he was allegedly worth. Then again, his manager was probably stealing all his money, the Scottish Jew cunt

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A FUCKING PEACH

Balls with iron core and magnets.

>mfw the French commentator is utter shoish.

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Some actual talented new players. There's been a drought for well over a decade now.

If I'm the Chinese government, I don't think I let Zhou back into the country if he loses to Ali the Cancer Carter

Where would he be in the rankings if he was in his prime now?

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> eight frames a peach

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>disliking Brexit Captain
Bet you all like Corbyn bumming Ronnie instead

Ali Carter the big smelly farter

Just below Mark Allen

Think again fucko

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how do i get into snooker?

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that's just you being racist lad, the Chinese kids are the future now gwailou

Have autism

watch a full replay of the Bing final

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Fuck around playing snooker with a friend and get winded walking around the table.

Watch every Selby match, you'll be hooked

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Top 3, easily. His entire playstyle was aggression so it doesn't matter that his safety game was utter fucking wank. Most modern players have utter wank safety as well so they wouldn't be able to shut him out for long. His potting skills are unmatched except by Ronnie. He was also somewhat competitive even when he was utter shit throughout the 00s and all the young boys were hitting their prime. Prime Davis could compete in the modern game as well.

>top 3
He'd be number 1 by a country mile, rpmmie is done

People seem to forget just how unplayable Hendry was in his prime

>buy a waistcoat and cue
>wear it while watching the match whilest chalking your cue constantly

By Elo ranking his prime was about 60 points below current Ronnie so 2nd.

Lmao what utter casual fools

Watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=JPZScVVHZ84

If it doesn't interest you at all, then this isn't the sport for you.

shhhhhhhh

Having more blues and pinks than blacks in your breaks is what is known in the business as "the poof's century"

1 3 1
3
1
GWAN KOIREN

ah yes

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Greaser Ronnie > long hair Ronnie

skinhead ronnie > other ronnies

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Underrated

>not posting Mark Williams Crazy Moments & Super Shots Compilation | World Snooker Championship 2018
youtube.com/watch?v=2qpp6GXwwec

Indeed. Pot long red, clear up. Repeat.

>Ebdon was a top force in snooker despite playing all his shots with side
Underrated

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Eurosport is in position 130. Our PT commentator is good.

>and that's a bad miss

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>>not posting Mark Williams Crazy Moments & Super Shots Compilation | World Snooker Championship 2018
>youtube.com/watch?v=2qpp6GXwwec
QUIET AS POSSIBLE PLEASE

Would been based if actually won that year with that mentality

>6-9 with Wilson having a chance to make it 7-9 now

Just tuned in, what has happened with Hawkins from this afternoon with 100% longpot and 98% pot success rate?

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genius

>Ali Carter next?
>Just looking forward to it, walk to my chair sideways so he don't give me a slap

do you know the special secret snooker words to lady in red?

He went home and he has been replaced by some absolute jobber they found in the audience

>this big pink is on
>BUT WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GONE

The ignorance players have for breaking clusters always dumbfounds me

I know, don't have a tv.
I'm a cheeky stream guy.

based yank

youtube.com/watch?v=u_Sp8AsbMVk

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>flirting with the brown

Is there anything better than Alan's commentary?

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Do you mean the well-known Mitchell and Webb version

youtu.be/TEh0c8qUGeY?t=177

The most impressive part of this video is him pretending there'd be a big difference between Bob Milkins and Willie Thorne and keeping a straight face.

>blorkins

>blorkins
What the fuck was that?

He restores his raison d'etre. Wtf?

He's a journeyman, someone you should never lose to

a blork

Bring some chocolates:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=_BwcHDyxR74

Appear naked:
record.pt/modalidades/snooker/detalhe/mark-williams-acaba-festa-na-cama-com-amigo

>good shot!

When’s Ronnie playing lads?

>when Ronnie fucked a whole snooker season off, came back and made an absolute joke of the world championship by acting like he didn’t even practice for the whole year and won the whole thing

Good times

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wow that's deep af

Unlike Hendry who was the best of all time at it

>when he made us all dream it would be easy the next few times he would bother to show up.
and here we are.

>Hawkins literally ran out of gas, because he was too good for his own sake in the afternoon session

Kek

proper craving a kebab right now lads but I don't want heart attack

wat do?

7-7

Hows the b table been lads?

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the best is Mark Williams you Hendry arselicking cunt

>when he spends months talking about how he's fit and healthy, and in the prime of his career and everything is wonderful and great and has a colossal fucking meltdown in round 1 and loses to an utter jobber and no one has heard from him since

Good times

get some rest mark

>work tomorrow
FUCK MY LIFE

Zhou has let the racist back in, its 7-7

15 year olds have no input on snooker so leave it to the grown ups who know better, ok

jog to kebab shop

>I work in a snooker club
>it'll probably be quiet
>get to watch the snooker while "working"

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8-7

Get a chicken shish with all the salad

Probably one of the healthiest takeaways there is desu

>be quiet
It's a dead game, so I'm not surprised at all

GWAN JOE

I mean, i'll still be watching snooker while "working" it just wont be as comfy as the weekend. I cant drink or smoke at the office

just fuck it dude

I get that you're trying to get a rise, but snooker clubs have been closing down left right and centre here, it's wild how it's fallen out of favour so hard

How much is it to play for an hour these days?

>he can't drink at the office

You chose the wrong career mate

;_;

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I know. I should have dropped out of school at 15 to go pro at snooker.

Yeah but that’s it, we can all relate to him because we suffer from our own demons

Hendry and Davis on the other hand are just beta autismos who prob got bullied in school

£7.50 per hour or 8 hours for £50

Depends where you are. There's a place in Dundee where a £5er gets you a load of table time. Some places make you pay a deposit on the balls but then there's a metre for the lights, in Central London it costs £11-15 an hour, which is a rip off

Waiting on Zhou to homage ronnie and shoulder barge Ali

Why do yanks pronounce snooker as snucker?

No wonder you don't get wonderkids anymore, they can't afford it.

>Why do yanks pronounce as

Because they're retarded, user

This drives me duppin' mental

Because they're fat fucking retards.

like a fiver an hour where i am

the paddy on eurosport said carter vs zhou has been 'bad tempered'. what's going on? will they fight?

>when Hendry got surpassed and had a giant fucking mental breakdown and blamed it on a new cue

good times

LOOK MATE THE WORD IS SNOOKER

youtube.com/watch?v=A2g6D6Ki_-Y

A lot of the wonderkids from way back when fucked off school and hung around smokey snooker clubs from age >6

The world isn't relaxed enough for that kind of atmosphere.

They've got some really creaky seats in the commentary box this year

Carter is just bad tempered because of all his cancer and failures.

He also dislikes foreigners

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>you don't get wonderkids anymore
Did you miss the future goats at the shootout?

whatever happened to alex higgins anyway?

Literally never blamed it on his cue and he was still top 16 for many years after his cue broke and he stopped practicing for 7 hours a day

Must suck being wrong so many times.

some places have Snooker Kids Clubs (or even Darts Kids Club) where the kid pays a £5er and gets coaching and the chance to play for a whole morning

in what context

It's more than affordable.

You can even get a monthly membership which is unlimited table time & your own locker for £300 per month.

Carter is just a cunt. He looks angry and upset whenever his opponent pots a ball, always shaking his head

>A lot of the wonderkids from way back when fucked off school and hung around smokey snooker clubs from age >6

The world isn't relaxed enough for that kind of atmosphere.

he had no teeth

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>gets surpassed
>stops practicing

And you call Ronnie a mental midget?

lmao

He's dead user. Got the cancer didnae

Why would any kid play snooker in 2019, when video games exist.

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How many snooker clubs ARE there? I know of maybe three that I could go to, and I live in Manchester which should have hundreds. I didn't think they were that common.

You're wrong again. Fucking hell, no wonder everyone here thinks you're a joke.

>£300 a month
>more than affordable

Terry Griffiths does that too, and he's Welsh. The BBC used to pay him to commentate on a sport he couldn't even pronounce.

Did anyone see him restrain himself from swiping the cluster with his cue and conceding there?

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>£300 per month
You having a laugh. That better include a blowjob from Michaela every time I show up

>he stopped practicing

Your own words

aren't snooker clubs full of criminal types? you could easily earn your club fees by running a few 'errands' for them.

I can think of quite a few, but loads of them are on the wrong side of Belfast and I wouldn't go in if you paid me

What the fuck happened to Carter? Yeah, he had a few autismal moments in the past, but he's 24/7 seething now

Just take your girlfriend to the snooker club like I and all the Chinese students do

Supposed to be in reply to

He was already a seether, but he's probably very aware that he's running out of time to win decent trophies

Ali 'Had to qualify' Carter

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Nah he’s always been like this

I remember early 2010s when Judd was first becoming a thing and Carter was kicking off because Judd wasn’t apologising for apparent flukes.

No one likes Carter.

true, there's an unpredictability about creating wonderkids.
it needs to be organic, in a way.
the Chinese are making them in factories, but no matter how decent they seem to be, there's that little bit extra missing.

He's approaching 40, has been to two World Championship finals, lost both and is realising that all he'll be remembered for, if he even will be remembered, is a shoulder barge on the consensus greatest player of all time. He's even dropped out of the top 16 so he had to beat a horde of Chinese 16 year olds to even be allowed to play at the Crucible.

>he's probably very aware that he's running out of time
Bit savage; I thought he'd got over the cancer?

What about Trinity on Shankill?

>SEETHING CARTER

X-DDD

Wrong side

After his 7th title... which was his career ambition, and he was still beating all the players you falsely say were surpassing him.

I'm done educating you now. All this info is out there if you're actually a snooker fan and not a shitter who only watches because of ronnie.

No one has ever had as big of a breakdown as Ronnie did in round 1. Even when Hendry lost to Mark fucking Campbell 9-0 he wasn't as much of a mental midget.

Now fuck off

Carter needs to compose himself overnight if he's going to win this. It's no use him being this pissed off all the time if it's affecting his game like this

For me, it's Michaela Tabb

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Fenian scum

Steady on there Billy

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you just KNOW

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>No one has ever had as big of a breakdown as Ronnie did in round 1
Mate Ronnie's breakdown wasn't even the worst of this tournament

The thing is Hendry's downfall had a bit of a fatalistic quality to it, he kept spiralling downward until he couldn't do it anymore.
With Ronnie you still feel like he can win any tournament out of the blue.
Two great champions, no doubt, but ultimately galvanised by different impulses.

very well said

requesting "Higgins" celtic video where he does the "up yours" gesture

>a 30 year old was beating early 20 year olds at snooker

wow has this championship taught you nothing? Snooker primes don’t come till late late 20s and early 30s, Hendry was in his prime and wow he beat a 24 year old Mark Williams and a 22 year old Paul Hunter.

The fact of the story is, these players then matured (f for Hunter) and then surpassed him.

I'm a bit biased to Hendry, but I think it's fair to say both he and Ronnie reached a level that either have a solid claim to being the best ever.

Even if you listen to their own words in latter years, they are full of respect and admiration for each other.

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of course

Yea I couldn't agree more. You never ever thought "This year he'll come back" but with Ronnie I really do expect him to come back and do the business.

not quite, because the ages at which players peak not only change from one player to the other, but they also tend to change from one generation to another.
In Hendry's time (which is bang in between the Davis years and the class of 92) you had careers similar to what you saw in tennis around the same time: start very early, peak in your 20's, decline in your 30's.
It's basically Sampras's career (and I saw Hendry pretty much as the Sampras of snooker).

Omg I remember seeing this live and thinking to myself "Is that actually John Higgins?"

Absolutely based.

lel
when was this?

I don't think we've ever actually had confirmation that this really is him. Everyone in the crowd looks a little bit like John Higgins; that's just how Scottish people look.

Need to find the original and do some CSI freeze freame analysis

fucking run out of easter chocolate

maybe someone should just ask him?

Still got half an egg and one of its accompanying wispa gold to keep me going here.

bad luck pal. i picked two up on the cheap a couple days ago. rolo and lion. still got the choccy bars and one egg.

I popped into the Co-op on saturday but they didn't have any cheap leftover eggs. Fucking joke.

Try Tesco's mate they had loads earlier in the week

he offed Jimmy, he is cursed now

bumpity bump

snookery snooks

>no morning session