Watching this man play is infuriating

Watching this man play is infuriating.

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he's cracked. Playing on real level has ended for him. WELCOME TO GALATASARAY KEBABS&BAKLAVAS 4K 2019

His hairline is as good as his ability. Should khs soon.

Now you know how Argentinians feel kek

Would you believe it half a year ago if someone told you they'd replace Morata with someone even worse?

At least it’s just a loan

I remember i watched the final in my holyday home in toscany. I screamed "not him not him" when he scored his offside goal.

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forgot about him

>chelsea
>good strikers
man they've had like 2 since your dad bought them out

Gonzalo "I'm Eating Gilbert Grape" Higuain

Why doesn't he get a hair transplant? Literally 6 hours wages for him at a world class clinic. It's depressing watching it slowly thin and recede every season.

>He watches soccer

If you're going to humblebrag at least learn to spell
That's 'football' to you, fat shit

Watch him play makes me fear getting old

go cheer for your african team you fuck

>Chelsea

Just like Ibrahimovic had he moved to the PL sooner he could've been very good.
You need to take medications to maintain it that athletes I don't think can take due to drugs testing.

>Torres
>Falcao
>Pato
>Morata
>Higuain
>Crespo
Why do they always over pay for strikers 3-4 years after their peak?

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EPL clubs are retarded

money laundering

>higuaín was top scorer in serie a
>poonaldo won't be
lmao fraudnaldo is finished

He's one of the best strikers of all time. Though is he on the downslope, we are honoured to have him.

Yikes

>Pato was at Chelsea
I can't even remember this

Argentina won't have a striker near his level for another 20+ years

Cool story, maestro. Any houses there?

Is that a promise?

nice quads but he's joining Atlanta United for the local cuisine

>forgetting Sheva

But they won a CL with >Torres

Morata wasn't 3-4 years after his peak

Oh god yes, please

Kek

Yep you'll be stuck with world class players like Benedetto and Funes Mori

>forgetting Eto'o

>20 more years of benedetto dabbing on palmeiras
oh god yes please
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Based, only smart people will get this reference

Seinfeld?

what did he do today?

Eto'o was based, cucked United, Liverpool, Spurs and Arsenal at the Bridge.

because not too many clubs sell world class players when they are about to peak. Even dortmund and athletico are getting better at loaning players from big clubs and holding on to world class players lately.

They signed Torres only a year after the injury that ruined his career didn’t they?

Been shit and fat for years. Chelsea fans were getting excited when he came but it was obvious their Morata like woes would continue with this pasta pulveriser up front.

Nothing.

Imagine being Giroud and getting benched for this fat retard.

>higuain and pulimessi are on the same team
Next seasons gonna be great memes

at least Morata makes runs, Higuain just strolls around the pitch.

disgusting watching him get flagged off every 2min, same thing with morata why does chelsea think it's a good idea to buy slow strikers but continuously try to play them into space like they are not