Official MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA Match Thread #2

This is the future camera man

Lukaku is a fucking tank

Lukaku is the ultimate plebfilter

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>le clap and point man

>let's fire a coach when we have a transfer ban

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if you gaze into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you

You lads looking forward to GoT tonight? Who do you want see off'd?

>tf
>tp

that was a fucking expensive lens hitting the deck.

I

>two biggest utd fans in the country
>comfy

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Bran dies

reckon Brienne will die tonight.

well? who's coming?

Jorah is pretty much fucked

I dont want anyone offed. But Brienne is surely dead

>Who do you want see off'd?
Grey worm but its a team kill by based Jorrah

lmao praise kek

this, felt bad for the camera

arya

Why is he still called "Young" when he's 33 years old? At what point does he become old?

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>game of thrones

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>let's keep a coach who has proven he cant work with these players and we cant make transfers

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I played football the other week and was exhausted after ten minutes

>Who do you want see off'd?
Anyone who still watches that crap

ronaldo was fat and a goat, stop belly shaming

chelshit are so fucking shit
have they even had a single good attack so far?

Haven't played football since college la so I'm a bit rusty

What will the teams be Norf vs Souf?

Black doesnt crack you cracka

>de gay

phenomenal free-kick boys.

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fucking hate playing against units who can hold the ball up. they usually smell too.

hope Iron Man and ScarJo die

Black don't crack, cracka.

>DE
>FUCKING
>GAY
MESSI BROKE HIM

No because I'm not a fucking normie

But hes on Night Kings team

MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER

DABID OH NO NO DABID NO NO NO NO

>de gay

>de gay

OH MY DAAYYYYYYYYYYYS

Dude

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

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>degay

FUCKING HELL DAVID

>De gay

hahahaa

>DE GAY

twinks vs chonkers

>that one guy clapping

fucking manure cunts

>de gay
holy shit

>de gay

>de gay

DE GEA IS FINISHED

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>DE GAY

>david of gay

>de haya

De Gay just can't stop throwing games

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why can't de gay save long shots anymore?

Fuck me sideways

based murderer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>de gay

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>DE GEA

COME ON YOU BOYS IN BLUE COME ON YOU BOYS IN BLUE
>DE GAY
>DE GAY
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Black don't crack, craka

>de gay

De Gay out. RomerGOAT in.

>de gay

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DE FUCKING GEA

>LETTING ALONSO SCORE

HOWLING

>de gay

isn't he like 80 years old?

>de gay

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de gay to join antonio valencia on the MESSI'D list

he's got to be playing like shit on purpose, I refuse to believe what I am seeing

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>DE GAY

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>DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY

>DE GAY

Chelshit goal webum.

>de gay
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de gea is actually finished.

JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHWHWHWHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHHWHWHWHWHWHWHQHQHQHQYHENDJRKEKSKJAHAHHAHAHAHQHA

>THE GAY

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>de goy

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>le homo

>De Gay
>51 goals allowed

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Kek how do you not even hold on to that?

de gay is getting paid to do this, right?

GET THE FUCK IN ALONSO

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MARCOS’S AT THE WHEEL

based Rüdiger

De gay is a fraud

LET'S FACKIN GO SOUUUUUUUUUUUUF

lets get this shit started

> de gay

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>de gay

>de gay

>two (2) clean sheets at Old Trafford this season

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yo this nigga got the cow piss shower treatment

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another "goal" where the ball doesn't hit the net

it's called "hit the back of the net", not "go past the goal line"

whats the problem with him???
you know,
>DE GAY

Holy shit the defenders are shit as fuck.
If VVD were there, he'd kick that ball out from the goalkeeping area.

Did that ball even hit the net? Spooky.

elite finish desu

GET IN Yea Forums I'M AT THE WHEELS

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DE GAY is finished
Ship him off to Girona

What a weird bounce on the ball to come out like that

OLE
OLE OLE OLE
OLE
OLE

OLE
OLE OLE OLE
OLE
OLE

>implying de Gea's mind isn't already in Madrid with his girlfriend
top kek

>De gay

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Based Murderer dabbing on de gay

lel
>Savage: OH NO NO NO NO NO...
does he actually go on here or what?

the world cup actually finished de gay

Messi rapped him in the showers after the CL game. He's never been the same since

>DIARRHEA

>de gay

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>De Gay

i feel bad for ole at this point

best keeper in the world lmao
sell him for way to much to madrid or something

Hop in, David.

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>de gay

>de gay

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sabotage

deserves a big fine

>de gay

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Sign Pickford la

What happened to De gay. Without him they wouldve probably finished 5th last year. I hope he regains his form. Hes fun to watch

...

OH NO NO NO

ITS MARCOS ALONSO WATCH OUT

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On a different angle you can see clearly the ball bounce off the back of the net

>can't save shots
>dogshit distribution
and Yea Forums tried to convince me he's the best GK in da world

Why dont players get sacked instead of the manager? Its not like the manager is on the pitch or anything

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any possibility of mata returning to chelsea?

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phenomenal touch from lukaku

where will united finish when pogba and de gea leave?

*French Noises*
Best way to watch these streams
>Ooh la loo lala lo la looooo! Xhelxi la boot

Oh right. Just looked weird.

300 iq play?

de Gay needs to be taken behind the shed and shot

>David De Hart

Higuian moves his arms more than his legs

Why did the customers tell me De Gea was the best in the world?

Fuck sake Willian

Ooh la loo lala lo la looooo! Xhelxi la boot

>literally hit the back of the net so hard it bounced out of the goal

What did he mean by this?

the chad romero vs the virgin de gea

>alonso at the wheel

>de gay playing like shit to drop his price tag for Madrid

200 IQ

DE GAY OUT
COURTOIS IN

What does "Hazard" mean in Belgian?

Yeah I thought we'd get more goal line technology from the standard view as well

He does

PSG is looking to buy him since Buffons 75th birthday is next year.

>de gay

THIS IS NOW A /span/ THREAD

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO REFRAIN FROM POSTING SLAGS, WHORES, SLUTS, AND OTHER DEGENERATES

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The Pogba bird

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Karius come to United
De Gay welcome to Besiktas

Needs a one way walk into the woods

What will Ole's halftime team talk be lads?

2011/12 de gea back in form

Is De Gea actually the worst keeper in the league right now?

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>oles at the wheel

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man utd are pish

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What happened to Spanish goalkeeping?

>United fans are so delusional they think de gay is better than Schmeichel

You could have the son of a legend who is loaded up with meme magic and grew up in Old Trafford but instead you chose a spanish Mercenary. Now you reap what you sow

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Because players are worth something through transfer fees, managers aren't (yet)

Top

Cringe

>Still refusing to drop De Gay

alonso's at the wheel

It just looks like he doen't want to be there now, no confidence at all.

I'm fucking crying lad thanks for this

based retard walrus

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>people exist that think de gea is the best keeper in the world
He's the most overrated player in the last 5 years

the net was tightly taught so the ball didn't sink into the net like it usually would

Based

>lukaku in 2020

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is he ok

>inb4 this game ends 1-1

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cunny time

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>RudeNigger

He doesn't fit Sarri Ball, probably return to Spain.

>lets replace a shit keeper with a shit keeper

What year is this, 2008?

DEMBA BA INTERVIEW

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even better
easy 75 million

Too many anime nonces itt

Muh dick

I-is it okay?

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am i late desu lads?

>le gay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sick cunt

>you now remember Gonde

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Plebbit norman scum have invaded both Yea Forums and Yea Forums.

maybe you should go back

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de gay is such a fake faggot

>Mouse - Man city
>Tiger - Liverpool

r8 my doggie

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see

A-are we going to trade photos braaaapers during half time?

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>faggots posting animals and anime but no half-time slags
State of this board

THICC

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Draw? Draw

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did he catch the same disease as bravo

Nice dog bro

2/10

excellent

Isn't it better to be a fake faggot than a real faggot?

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Who is the Ferrari of the premier league?

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I would worship her anus like a beta negro

don't see you posting anything lad

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he cute

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

7/10, would pick up his poo

Posting anime animal to piss you off

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r8 my cat (Yea Forums named her)

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arsenal

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Sure thing mate.

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Based owners sometimes sack players. Berlusconi sent Niang in exile to Montpellier after his miss against Barcelona.

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SAUCE

scholes seems like a completely pointless pundit

Ugly disgusting piece of shit.
Would hit with shovel/10
>reminder that stupid animal will die in your lifetime.

Here you go

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>a wild paki climbs out of his nest

Top: >de gay's stats for this season
Bottom: 41-year old Roy Carroll's stats for this season

6/10 acts like she's kind of autistic tho

r8 my gf

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quality bimbo

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you now remember the tripcunt known as lelouch

Does no one here have any quality braaaapers?

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O GOLEIRO GELEIA

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kek

wtf

fucking hell that face

Edgy virgin

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almost threw up/10

A United win means that Spurs guarantee 3rd witha win at Bournemouth you silly todger

Ignore my retardation

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nice doggo

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Kek

I'm making halftime snacks for everyone below 180cm.

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he's completely socially retarded

r8 my pig

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imagine not rating alonso

Is this a fetish or something? There is no way people get turned on from this right?

>ole's at the wheel

stupid fucking woman

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William OUT
Jorginho OUT
Higuain OUT
David Luiz OUT
Pedro OUT
Sarri OUT

Fixed, now Chelsea can compete against City for the title next season

lets see yours mate

/span/ is the best board

Belgians don't have their own language and they're not even embarassed

Imagine the amount of depraved shit you could make her do holy shit i'm turned on

BACKING UP

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10/10, really cute.

I admit I am drunk but there is something wrong with how she looks

wtf I love United now

:)

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that's just cruel

That's a big bird.

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>still wanting de gay's gloves after that

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>You have to be a supermodel to be able to call out objectively ugly slags
>You have to be a billionaire to criticize millionaires

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>that hair
>danish flag

i-is that woz?

cute

They have a transfer ban

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What did the sign say?

is david the gay the worst keeper of all time?

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Swansea back in the prem in a season right here

alpha af

Rate my wifes

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Rude to call him a pedo

The things ugly people have to do for attention.

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was that your sister or something? jesus.

Hmmmmm

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kid wanted de gea's gloves

nah. neuer is much worse.

kek

>expecting whiteknights to use logic

God I wish I were the penguin.

>literally begging for stuff

is that how white people behave in public?

LITERALLY WHO LIKES GIRLS WITH GLASSES???
THEY ARE PROBABLY 500000% MORE ATTRACTIVE WITHOUT THESE SHITS ON THEIR NOSE

Rate my cat

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Oles at the wheel

Play for the draw lads, that's all >we need

vile harlot

>Decide to watch a top EPL game
>Literally 0 slag posting

Fuck you guys are low test. I miss the South American and Italian posters

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she'd be better than him anyway

>british slags

need his teeth perforating my bollocks

nice filename

Depends on girls, but there are girls who look prettier when using glasses.

could have built a mini fire instead of using a huge fuck off lighter to light huge fuck off candles.

left

What's with all the negroids dying their hair strange colors? The prem is starting to look like Pro Clubs drop ins

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>tfw can only pull white women
it's not fair....

Giv Jiroo pls

how can anyone find this attractive, cringeworthy. Looks like a bleached frog.

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Never watched it la'

I thought dodos were extinct

Oles at the wheel

they're empty frames mate
it's part of the schoolgirl uniform

Is De Gea going to be the new Torres? Spaniards love falling off a cliff in the Prem

>white people

She definitely got sand in her pussy at the end there, that's not going to be fun

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I prefer glasses honestly mate

>Not playing Giroo so other teams have chances to win sometimes
Sarri is a good man

You spend 6 months at sea and finally see land, look through your skellyscope and this is what you see, wat do?

HNNNNNNNNGG
who is this

Cute cat

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Im in love

would like to sleep in there

>le knuckle ball freekick man

full speed ahead

He boobs look much nicer with her top on.

>he doesn't like girls with glasses
sorry Pierre maybe you can replace it with a moustache

Shit ref playing for poonited.

ENOUGH WITH THE ANIMAL POSTING

Giroo is being rested for the EL

me in the blue shirt

>Premiership

forgot second half even started

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comfy af

>rashford freekick on target
rarer than an eritrea flag

>de gay

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Rape and enslave it like any white man would

but they need the glasses to how how much of a nerd they are

Imagine playing Piguain over Giroud.

who the fuck is it?

me in the drainpipe

for me its the only living boy in new york

Imagine being this new

>touch the ball first
>foul and yellow

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A YELLOW KANKERSCHEIDS

chelsea need morata back

>2 yellows in 52 games

wew

Pray to Christ to contain my sinful urges

just back from the shop lads
>de gay

get over yourself

>kovashit

why did Ole lock De Gea?

how many children did Utd offer this nonce ref

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For me it's Keep the Customer Satisfied

The ref lost the game, he's trying to keep it in control now but he's just doing worse

Post some new shit already I've already seen all of this

>ginger nigger

>this flag
>webm

risky

Garden State film and a half

ok which one is haram?

Wtf is that?

>these aren't my glasses

That's called a vagina

>/span/

SNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>licking pussy
Enjoy your throat cancer faggot

a thorough doctor

>that midget

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>Piggy already tired

top jej

no

>Yea Forums
>this flag
Nope

Damn I remember watching that video when it came out. I didn’t expect her tits. All the guys around her were a bit awkward about it too.

The Romans had a lot of words for sex. They also had a lot of ideas about manliness. Unsurprisingly, these concepts coincided often.

Futuere, generally equivalent to "fucking", specifically meant for a man to put his penis in the vagina. This was modestly manly, but there were two acts considered manlier.

Pedicare, referred literally to the act of fucking another male (preferably a younger boy) in the ass. This was significantly more manly than futuere, to the Romans. But there was one act manlier, the manliest sexual act of them all.

Irrumare - the forcible fucking of the mouth by a man, to either sex, but especially another full-grown man. Forcing another dude to gobble your cock was the most manly thing a Roman could even conceive of.

But this had a drawback - the Romans didn't really have concepts of "gay" and "straight" like we do now. But they sure as fuck had faggots. They lived up to every faggot stereotype we have now, except it had less to do with fucking dudes, and more to do with being the passive partner sexually, in general. And being on the receiving end of irrumare - that is, the dude with the dick in his mouth, was the second faggiest thing Romans could think of. So it was real tricky to be a real man in the bedroom, when it meant making your boyfriend the second worst kind of faggot.

What was the single gayest thing to the Romans? Faggier than gobbling down dicks like egg nog at Christmas?

Cunninilingus. The act of eating pussy. A man who ate pussy was gayer than a twink pussyboi who subsisted entirely on man jizz. Because submitting to put your mouth on the genitals of a woman made you more womanly than that woman, as far as they were concerned.

Consider that the next time you suck on a pussy, you fanook.

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The Shins New Slang

>nose cancer

I hope she is okay.

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>falling for religious propaganda

Why is the man sniffing the vagina? Isn't that gross?

Pogba+De Gea for Navas+Bale+Asensio+Carvajal+Reguilon

higuain is so trash.

>poogba

Pogba, hard cunt until he gets tackled.

That was an interesting journey

Have you ever scratched your balls and then sniffed your finger?

Pogba holding on to the ball even more than usual today

>poobag

higuain is so fucking bad

so what's man u's first choice midfield look like?

keep bale and I'd take that deal

just bring jiroo in I can't stand piggy

>higuains hair

jesus fucking christ

Think we'll see a red card soon

Higuain used to be great, Milan killed his soul.

imagine paying for higuain desu brehs

Higuain is trash

Get Piguain the fuck out, he's a lazy piece of shit.

McTominay, Gomes, Pogba

is it bad to lose to leicester seeing as though they were champions a couple of years ago?

something about arsenal makes them look like a joke club though

janny really earning his paycheck from this thread

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brexit will sort these lazy forener cunts out

based romans

>oles at the wheel

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Was piggy this bad even in siera a?

imagine rating memezard

Yes, it's bad. Leicester have never been good, they just had Kante

What’s for dinner, lads?

No

lmao

why the fuck is hugain so annoying

Well Rüdiger will be out for like a year now. They didn’t give him enough time to recover

curreh

Worst performance is on Milan.

shrimp burgers and garlic fries.

not now chelsea have kante and they are FUCKING SHIT

phew. is this real?

Noodles and Fried Chong Rice

Why is Neville being so autistic about this warmup?

>the absolute state of these dying Chelshit players

Also,
BOSS

Absolute car wreck of a goal

>Chelsea are dropping like flies

top jej

is it possible to not sniff your fingers after scratched your balls and ass?

What the fuck man

look at piggy dragging himself across the pitch like a sack of shit

BOSS!

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The sub that SAVED United

BOSS

nah. its shitty gore porn.

>be kovacic
>can move forward
>instead look for the nearest sideway pass that destroys all chance of a counter

proper weirdo, ive been saying it for years

BOSS
BOSS!
CHECK OUT MY WORLD CLASS GOATEE

sanchez will score 3 goals
screen me

BOSS

Based dogshagger

You know remember Neville at Valencia

>Alexis Sanchez

never heard of him

>Commentators not realising Luiz faked injury so Chelsea could put the ball out and get it back and make the sub for Rudiger

>thatll be 75k, boss

>BOSS in
Fucking Norwegian taxi driver

all perfectly logical

JEFE

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whats next for alexis sanchez?

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beans on toast

BOSS

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get giroud in
spam crosses to him

No Ed, take it all or forget about the deal

Look at Mata try to run.

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Southampton

NEW

PLUS TIP

didier deschamps pls go

Holy shit that two foot tackle fucking based

>sanchez will score 3 goals
3 pet season lmao

collecting his paycheck

kek

KEK

K E K
E
K

>higuain

is de gea finished?

For me it’s the dark knight Kante fucker of slags

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time for >de gay to spill this FK

80k.

Leeds did nothing wrong

This game is a massacre

Honestly,

I think both teams would take a draw at this point.

And now Baily is dead, great

Tianjin Quanjian just released Pato to allocate the wage for Sanchez

15 minutes of stoppage time incoming

Decent result for Chelsea, bad for United.

OLE OUT
MOURINHO IN

DOG SANCTUARY WITH GOLD BONES

BASED ROHO

>malexis in
fucking happening

Who

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should be a red card

i hate this fucking ref with all my life