/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Smugttas Edition

>Countdown to Barcelona GP:
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>Streams:
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>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 68
V. Bottas 62
M. Verstappen 39
S. Vettel 37
C. Leclerc 36

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 130
Ferrari 73
Red Bull 52
Alfa Romeo 12
Renault 12

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
160 (162 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
85

>Hund status:
JA VI ARE A BIT GLÜCKLICH RIGHT NOW BÜT IT WILL END IN BARCELONA

>News:
Smug Bottas beats Hamilton
Ferrari had decent pace but Leclerc ruined their weekend
Gimi manages to get points from pitlane
Ricciardo the most exposed driver this season
Merc and Sky already preparing Unterhund story for Barcelona

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/17900603
youtube.com/watch?v=xk7XUbLmndE
twitter.com/JeanTodt/status/1122503263771930626
instagram.com/p/BwzetBkla5O/?igshid=1gjdupkigcyxb
youtube.com/watch?v=aK3Eaoda9v8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village
youtube.com/watch?v=X3NkXK24aNo
youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXl9cKCEco
twitter.com/Max33Verstappen/status/1122510820469030913
youtu.be/g5SHCx2erpc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 87
L. Hamilton 86
S. Vettel 52
M. Verstappen 51
C. Leclerc 47

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 173
Ferrari 99
Red Bull 64
McLaren 18
Racing Point 17

>Finn making a thread although Rakesh made a threat
Fingols know no fear.

Based

>strawpoll.me/17900603

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Based binlan

another boring season, next race will be shite too and the one after that, BASSADO

>azerbaijan

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in other news
f1 tv is garbage and if you were considering paying for it then dont

Shall

based

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What is /f1/ listening to right now?
pic related

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where did everything go so right?

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Thank you Finland

what season of MWL is this?

Its over for Ferrarri, isnt it

Why the fuck that many votes for Gimi when he made mad gainz today?

aaaaaaahh
A nice thread

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not even bootleg version was working for me, no buffer whatsoever, maybe it's because i joined JUST before the start

Räikkönen is unironically the less exposed driver this season

What do you mean? They CLEARLY are the fastest

The KanColle BGM.

Bring your GP back Malaybro

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HELP ME /f1/ AAAAAAAA

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>Mercedes 173
Enough for WCC 3rd in 2018 lmao

it was always over

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It's been over since Australia. Some things never change.

>Ricciardo holding back tears in the interview

>Carrie finished 25th
>Patricija finished 9th in a rebuilt car

Not so smug now.

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maybe

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THIS IS NOT THE THREAD

it was in and out and the entire site seemed to shit the bed on lap 1
after it came back it started giving me unsupported region errors and wouldn't let me log in
its just trash and it surprising that a bunch of autists with minimal funding are doing a better job out of a basement

last year they had a shot but they kept bottling it and this year is karma.

>Merc now has the 2nd-most 1-2-finishes ever
>Merc now has as many 1-2-finishes as in all of 2017 and 2018
>Merc is on course to break the record of most consecutive 1-2-finishes (5)
Read my lips: UN TER HUNT ZEN

Ricciardo just admitting he didn't bother checking behind while reversing back onto a race track.

Does Natalie "one in the stink two in the" Pink Ham ever not start an interview with "massive disappointment"?

Pretty happy for McLaren, hopefully they don't fuck it up for the rest of the season.

SICK OF HAVING TO SEE THESE SLUTS IN EVERY THREAD THEY ARENT EVEN 7/10+

We're reaching exposure levels that shouldn't even be possible.

I love Kvyat, he is such a good boy

only 18+ allowed here you freak

bongs

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British slags are better desu

after I seggsd her

Where I can watch the conference?

Checked

They're getting there

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Why don't you start your own thread/general without them?

checked

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Did Newey lost his magic? Honda deliverd good engine.

Red Bull with powelful Honda engine will win races and championships again before Ferrari.

Newey has been a confirmed driverbabby for years now

/our Bot/ will win it all btw

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yikes
yeah, why would you check the rear when you enter the race-track in reverse LOL #justboganthings

he's the mourinho of F1

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>kimi tied for 6th in the championship

The season he will get exposed for a second time

I genuinely like RIC
He doesn't deserve this

Reminder that Gasly was having an amazing race before the engine failure

why Emilia never at the race??

horsies not allowed on track m8

can't get her "toys" through airport-security

Transmission*

Not an engine failure.

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He seems like he's getting the hang of the RB. I may not have to remove him from my fantasy team after all.

RB transmission can't handle the torque from the Honda engine

honda shills!!! it will never be good as the mercedes engine!!! sad!!!

Seems like the aero is off this season for them. Mercedes concept is just better.

Outwash wing + skinny sides > Inwash wing + skinny top

Why the fuck did I read tongue instead of torque?

How many races until Binotto wakes up and finds out that he's been sleeping with SF90's nosecone?

>Mercedes wins lol

This semen slurping “sport” isn’t for me.

It will fof

didn't RB replace Gasly's gearbox this race?

>semen slurping
Nigger the race for the WDC is unironically tighter than last year.

Oh shit

This, the majority of RBR's mechanical failures were due to the RB made gearbox

If you’re a Mercedes fan

they did, I think RB must have employed whoever was responsible for Williams using meme aluminium gearboxes instead of carbon fibre

>ft nico rosberg
kek

>V. Bottas 87
>L. Hamilton 86
>S. Vettel 52
>M. Verstappen 51
>C. Leclerc 47
that's not too bad... yet

> he caused it by reversing into blyat
> doesn't deserve this

Track should be called "Rent Free" though

autism book is now

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...

>a finn leading both f1 and f1.5
Who can stop us?

>Mclel had a decent race
mclelbros, are >we getting there finally?

I once reversed my Audi A4 into my sister's Fiat Punto
Anyone is allowed to make a mistake every now and then :)

Bottas finally has a chance to redeem himself.
>inb4 the championship is won by one fastest lap point

>Ricciardo is now officially known as the Boomerang
*slowclap*

AUSTRALIA?

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Top bloke, owning his fuck up.

Blyat did nothing wrong.

Did she become pregnant?

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>overtake is inevitable

What did he mean by this?

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according to keikaku
but why would you post the same shit twice?

>BRAAAAPS into the gutter

>F1.5
what?

Hello sorry I'm new to F1

Why is mercedes so dominant as a "underdog"? That's what the funny commentary man keeps repeating every other lap so it must be true no?

would desu

"Overtake is available" - mode setting for the car with higher power output to pull away from Lewis.

Some people don't want to open Twitter. Deleted the post with the Twitter link.

F1 without rb ferrari and merc

T-that wasn't an innuendo I swear...

"I lost all power! "I lost all power!"
>transmission

Yeah, but they're professionals. Also, imagine if he entered the track without looking, and crashed into a moving car instead of a stopped one.
That would have been ban worthy.

they're not dominant, just overcoming the odds in every single race.
big difference.

When the transmission breaks they generally have no power to use, yes

Welcome, friend

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What was the button TOTO pushed in the final lap?

But surely silver bullets don't exist in formula 1...no?

Blessed drivers

Jenson

this
they're just #blessed to have such great drivers, and great job at the factory to finally be able to challenge Ferrari and red bull.
They were very lucky to win, Ferrari definitely had the pace on them, but they overcame, true underdog story, they truly have the greatest fans

are you being paid millions of dollars a year to drive your audi a4? is your audi a4 worth millions of dollars? are you driving your audi a4 for points?

Engine was still running and this

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he's reaching exposure levels that i didn't even think were possible

>the ham will call me & rest of the team racist for this-face

Yep I think >we are back

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Business idea: triathlon
In Monaco the race is split in 3: first third is cars, second is motorbikes and third is jetski.

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just make it an actual triathlon, then
running, swimming, cycling

>Leclerc DOTD
fuck me I wanna like the guy but his fanboys are so fucking annoying

>reverses into you

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SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE and more

Good to know that Crofty is clinically retarded

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Cheeky Ricky

>retardo

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THE ABSOLUTE DEVOLUTION

lol

no drinking on the job, m8

footfags should be gassed

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>footfags

How the fuck does this guy have his job?

Look how they massacred my boy

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Good lord...

>It's Kvyat's fault that Ric hit him

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It didn't even start

Why did Blyat stop completely? I'm not saying it's his fault for being backed into, just wondering why he didn't move.

getting into reverse takes time

why didn't ricky just do a flick spin?

Feet are unironically a high IQ gentleman's fetish. Go back to staring at abnormally big black asses, niggers.

based

>slavs and hue reveal their degeneracy-levels
huh

Why is nobody giving Perez credit for making it to sixth place with his shitmobile?

Leclerc is a fucking flop

How can Ferrari turn this around?

He's given Kimi tactics by Ferrari.

>liking a delicate and sensitive part of a woman is degenerate
You're not fooling anyone with that flag Xherdan.

they can't

On the Merc you have to hold the neutral button for 5 sec to get into reverse, I imagine there is a similar time-consuming procedure on the Toro Rosso

sepang has the best marshall
youtube.com/watch?v=xk7XUbLmndE

>Xherdan
?

He underperformed. He is usually on the podium here.

Next Renault upgrade right here

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twitter.com/JeanTodt/status/1122503263771930626
>Thrilling race, looking forward to Barcelona GP. See you there.
#F1 #AzebaijanGP

dude epic image im laughing so much :)

so he just as easily couldve backed into a car taking the corner because he didnt look back at all, blyat did him a favour there. what a dumb aus cunt. glad he chose renault and his career is now over

Thanks :)

Still not a great car but imagine Alonso in this Mclaren.

Thanks, Lori.

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the reason it isn't a shit car is because he's not driving it.

what's his rapper name /f1/

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lil' seeth

Big nig

€unt B(r)itches

Link to interview?

absolutely based

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petroNas

easily sexiest driver in f1, nohomo

Should Bottas just shave his head? Y or N?

Plasta Grim L
t. Rap name generator

Those flags
hmm

he looks fine

He wears a hat during the national anthem but everyone is too afraid to say anything because of muh black.

it's unironically funny though

>a high IQ gentleman's fetish.

It's the fetish for people who want to pretend they have a fetish.

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Busta RPMs

why can't they make it easier?

Fucking hell just when you thought Crofty couldn't be any worse

So you don't do it by accident.

the wheels are already very dense with buttons, and they don't often need to reverse that often (street circuits are by far the usual case and there aren't many of them)

Have you already talked about how Williams haven't even read the rule book and put Kubica in the pit lane too early?

It's not hard, it's just designed so it only happens if you want it

>the absolute state of williams

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>wasting weight on a mechanism which makes your car go backwards, and which you probably need less than one time for 10 seconds per racing weekend
the have one because they have to have one, and it's design at the bare minimum to not break. it takes so long because the engine and shafts and shit have to be completely still to not break the reverse when shifting to it.

rate my sister

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looks like my niece

post feet, can't rate properly without

freak

Does she like horses?

too young to have a chin that big

by 9 minutes, kek. sad!

Post collarbone

>you now remember hambo leaving the pit lane, spinning off and scraping the wall at hungaroring in 2014

>the STATE of Mclel fans

It's the same in TR too. He was told on the radio to wait 5 seconds.

>mfw Leclerc is voted DOTD

zoomers have ruined the sport

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t. never experienced the sight of a woman moaning in pleasure from the ecstasy of having her feet sucked
I pity your gf

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I know that ricciardo is exposed this race but how is hulkenberg also not massively exposed?
he was a good deal slower than ricciardo all weekend and my while ricciardo was on his way to points he was busy fellating saubers
even after they both pitted, at one point only one car separated them then ricciardo just starting moving ahead while nico just stayed back

Renault should unironically give up and sell their engine assets to McLaren

what lap was this? I'll try and make a webm from f1tv feed if i can figure out how to record with mpv

lol, imagine if as a half-track lol

first i believe

doesn't fit the current /f1/ narrative.

jfc this is a sfw-board

>James, it's Valtteri

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I voted for both desu

This is a neat idea

Does anyone have a webm of him reversing into the Toro Roso with no survivors?

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Best one

enjoy

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>Riccardo regretting the Renault move so badly that he's blatantly trying to kill himself
Someone please help this man

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How could anyone like RIC or HULK? Is there something about french culture that makes them think hiring the biggest egotistical douches will make for the best racing drivers?

This is the first F1 weekend in years that I haven't watched any part of qualifying or the race, not even highlights

Instead I went out with my girlfriend and we both had a nice afternoon. I think I'm done with this semen slurping sport

Will Smith really let himself go.

NOT an engine failure. NOT Honda's fault.

Blatantly false.

>Daniel Ricciardo has been given a three-place grid penalty for the next race in Spain after reversing in to Daniil Kvyat in the Azerbaijan Grand Prix
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

normies out reee

Every race the commentators completely whiff with using the right driver names and shit
>Kubica goes into wall during qualifiers
>AND THERE GOES GROSJEAN INTO THE WALL
Fuck

See you tomorrow

HHAHAHAA

>Alfa Romeo Formula 1 junior driver Tatiana Calderon has been given a three-place grid drop for the next Formula 2 round at Barcelona after crashing in the Baku sprint race

>t.iq too low to appreciate a fine sculpture that a female foot is

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Friendly reminder that Pirelli's current tyres are tailor-made for Merc's hydraulic suspension.

cute, CUTE!

When Mick?

What's polish for pedo?

huh!?

i'd cum in her tight little pussy

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When will Mick Schumacher drive for Ferrari in F1?

When Seb gets the boot. 2021 I'd say

>the race I was too friendly at turn one and basically gave it to him. He drove a fantastic race, made no mistakes, so he deserved the win this weekend

If neekeri would have been 1 percent more aggressive
A: both merc would have ended up in the wall
B: they would clashed givong momentum for vettee to overtake them
Neekeri is lying

based. the cube's pitlane start. i can see why he said the car steers to one side.

instagram.com/p/BwzetBkla5O/?igshid=1gjdupkigcyxb

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>all weekend long i had problems with brakes, car was pulling to one side
>i only knew i was penalised, don't know the reason
life is a suffering

Based AMX and GIMI.

>get hit by Gio in Bahrain
>get hit by budget Alonso in China
>get hit by Ric in Baku
More like The Torpedo Magnet

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I think Mick will do another year in F2 and then take over Kimi's seat. If he's good then he'll do a year or two there before replacing Vettel who waltzs away into retirement with 0 Ferrari WDCs after 9 seasons of trying.

seriously there was enough room there to do a flick spin.

No one wants to flick spin and ruin their tires unfortunately

>>>/fs/

What's wrong with that start? He had green light...

Kubica's penalty was because Williams pushed him to the end of the pit lane too early

except for grojean

Fucking retards

who?

So how did your Fantasy GP go?
For me it's 146 points and 13 positions gained :)

And what if you get it wrong and slam into the wall

what does she look like naked user?

what the fuck is going on in this semen slurping general

they all are just envy his squat skills

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170
no positions gained since it was my first race weekend
second best of the newcomers in the league though

Max is one ugly dude

Also you can see what kube said, that the car steered to the side when he was trying to go straight.
At this point even as a williams fan I rate them below minardi.
They had slow cars but not undriveable shitboxes at least.
Williams this year is some early 90s prequalifying tier shit

81 points. My predictions were way off and regarding my team, I trusted Gasly way too much, Albon fucked up while Lecute did ok.

that's for sure

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12/18

>feet not flat on the ground
not a real slav

Thats a shit virgin squat. He is lifting his heels off the ground.
The chad squat uses full sole for better stability

it annoys me that he's still using the shit chassis from barcelona. if he's still behind russell on race pace with a fresh chassis and new parts then fair enough. please put the question to bed ffs williams.

167 points and 26 positions up, I'm a bit confused that verstappen's 4th place doesnt count as 'almost' podium, just plain wrong.

he is also kinda short

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139 points, 2 places lost. I'm only 6th now.

Baku status: BAD BAD BAD

93, lost 9. Yikes!

Why did everyone say Baku is undriveable and should be removed for the calendar and then there were zero crashes.

i overslept and missed the race, can i get a quick rundown pls??

Proper shitshow for the prediction.
P13 and lost 6 in Formula Autism

134points
Lost 6 places
Still 19th even though I forgot to put predictions for the chinese gp

MWL

underdogs win again
ric reversing into blyat
strategi regretti

BOT HAM VET VER LEC
Retardo backed into Blyad
Nothing much happened

Mercedes made history by being the first team ever to get four 1-2s in the first four races of a season

t. reddit

are you sure about that?

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My English teacher said that he will test our oral skills next week. What did he mean by that?

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he want u to suck his dick
:::DD
:DD

Y o u n g

Benis inspection day.

fug

This makes sense now. Blyat had to straighten off after being cut off, so he couldn't start the reverse count right away. The exposed cunt didn't bother looking back and ran off straight, so he could start reversing right away.

Just be like Hakkinen and say ".........Yes" to everything.

Probably bringing his bird in to be ate out by chad finntongue

Is Bottas actually going to win a championship?

yes, the constructor's title

is plebbit crying over their DANNY RICC?

if you fuck up the english exam, you will get another chance to pass via the oral exam.

I just checked and the top post is about his dancing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aK3Eaoda9v8

Denial, nice

Ukraine, where's the exposed poll?

>literally underage

MOOOOODSSS

You know it's over when Baku is fucking boring

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You're under 17 aren't you anton

>huhuh me like smile man
>huhuhuh me too
>huhuh ME LIKE SMILE MAN DANCE LOOK LOOK
>HUHUHUHUH ME TOO ME TOO
>*furious clapping, upboating, and mouth gaping*
they should be eradicated desu

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Holy shit this place is a salt mine

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>another merc 1-2

semen slurping sport

underrated

Is it too early to form an opinion on Norris? I know, he's r*ddit incarnate, but he's avoided any serious fuckups so far.

Kek

>but he's avoided any serious fuckups so far.
That's the reason he got P2 last year in FKino btw
Honestly I thought he was a complete fraud but these races he seems to be at least competent so who knows, he might not be that bad

No, I'm 28. I fucked up my youth and now I'm back in a gymnasium.

158 points, based Gimi.

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What's up with amx? Will he snap this season?

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lol thats prob one of us. cant imagine one of them could actually wake up to that
>-141
classic

>r*ddit incarnate
where did this meme come from? hes zoomer incarnate with his squeaky voice and sim rig but i never got a plebbit vibe from him

Post link for poll pls

he has a reddit account and shouts them out on twitch.

TasteLe$$

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Didn't even watch this shit and i knew it was going to be another Merc 1-2, and oh look Ricciardo got another DNF
why do you guys still watch this """sport"""?

...

we're all #TeamLH Seamus

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With how many guys hes slept?

44

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Is LewLew a bottom?

every streamer does that tho

>not posting the original

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he seems to just be hanging in the pocket gathering points. i would definitely think he is looking for a faster team tho. rbr might be able to sort the downforce next year though so who knows

well let's just say he wears the skirt in the relationship

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WE WUZ SCOTS N SHIET

no cheating sweaty :^) theyre on flat ground and you can see all of them in my pic. plus mine is more recent. zoomer max is still growing

makes me so happy that's he's insecure enough about his hairline to wear that

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Absolute brainlet when it comes to F1 here - this shit looks fascinating.

Can someone give me a link to a retard's quick rundown on it? I'm really intrigued.

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no, get out!

yeah sure mate

basically, 20 cars all start the race trying to win

at the end, lewis hamilton or valtteri bottas win

good shit sounds good

What said, but they can also only overtake each other when they press a magic button.

torpedo vs odeprot

kek, accurate description

F1 has become like a procedural police show that your mother watches, every single time the ending is the same now EVERYTIME

which race was the last when Williams scored any points?

Support Mercedes so you never get disappointed :)

Totally unscientific prediction for Norris. He'll finish 9th or 10th in WDC this year, gaining small, steady points through the season. There will be a serious Happening at some point in the season and he'll get a meme 4th or 5th out of it. First podium next season.

Bless. ctrl+f for exposed but didn't found

monza 2018.

REALISTICALLY WHEN WILL FERRARI NEXT WIN WDC/CC

Based or Cringe?

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I would say 2021 they have a chance with new rules

Answer yourself

can imagine drooling redactors slapping their fat hands together over this

HOW HAVE FERRARI RESPONDED TO MAJOR RULE CHANGES IN THE PAST?

/nextyear/

le always smiling man

What are they even doing? Is that some kind of popular fortnite dance or something? Looks too stupid to be ordinary dancing.

From 00's
>V8
Choke but eventually ok
>4:3 wings
Choke
>V6
Choke
>Thicc tyres
Technically unchoke

DOESNT FILL ME WITH HOPE

Actually based, also fuck "le go back" autists, we desperately need more personality on the grid cause right now we got like 5 drivers with personality and 3 of them are complete autists.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village

Kubica's start

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forcing some armenian prisoners to power wash the buildings would be cheaper and easier.

that car is an unbelievable shitbox

>implying autism is not peak personality

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youtube.com/watch?v=X3NkXK24aNo
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I'm gonna remind you.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXl9cKCEco

>Sophia's vlog from FREC's shitshow a couple of weeks ago
Kris A 22 minutes ago
motorsport driver (as passenger) en route to the track by public roads, without a seatbelt. Sophia, did you not learn your lesson in Macau or are you just being ignorant? At the time of typing this out, you have 13k YouTube followers; don't you think you should be setting a positive example?

Is she waiting for Laurence Stroll lin order to suck him off so she might get some change for Williams?

Gimi's view

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VROOOOM VROOOOOOMM
silver car go fast :)
red car in trouble :)
VROOOM

I miss these sounds lads

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With the absolute state of the current rules I wouldn't be surprised if this became mandatory for the next season

Wish we could turn back times
To the good old days

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tfw no incidente on the race

well done baku

Take me back to those days bros. I'm fucking suffering as each year goes on. You don't realise how badly I want 80's to 00's living back.

pic related

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Okay, lets look at the mechanical retirements for Red Bull in 2018 and who made what:
>Bahrain : transmission (RBR) and electrics (RBR)
>Austria: exhaust (RBR)
>Britain: brakes (RBR)
>Germany: gearbox (RBR)
>Hungary: unspecified engine (Renault)
>Italy: clutch (RBR)
>USA: battery (Renault)
>Mexico: hydraulics (RBR)
That makes 8 mechanical retirements for Red Bull (three of which related to gearbox) of which Renault is culprit of two. Now contrast that with the five Renault mechanical retirements, four of which are engine related, and tell me what was blatantly false about my post and how Red Bull were not hiding their fuck-ups behind the Renault scapegoat

if this season was a movie, it would be called "cuck uprising 2"

Never they will retire from f1 without scoring a WDC again

almost stroll'd himself

Kek underrated

>there are people here who still think Ricciardo is unexposable

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What I find amazing is that even if the car is a piece of trash, Williams has not had one DNF.

I am sure they wouldn't mind 50% dnf rate if they could be anywhere near 13th place

hard to crash when going so fucking slow

Vau, vat a race ve had today. Ich cannot Glauben that ze Unterhunden Mertzedez-Ah Em Ge managed to steal such ein dramatisch victory from ze much faster rot Auto. How zey managed it, ich habe keine Idea. Fantastich Strategie from ze Mannschaft and ze Piloten to pull off zis upset.

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pathetic

wonder how many times she's sucked him dry

well, they're better than red bull now.

RIP that Cameraman's back trying to get the low down shot on Carrie

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I feel bad for him, he's a funny guy, but he has been catastrophically exposed since the start of the season.

how many championships do Ferrari have compared to RB in the past decade?

Lil nig

>when the line for her autographs is ten times as long as yours

not gay btw

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I'm done with formula 1 btw, WRC is my new sport of choice

>Kubica actually finished the race in this
what a driver

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Don't use his disabled brother to bully him. He does enough on his own to bully.

death to carrie.

goodnight idiots

In his interview he said that he was just trying to bring the car home.
Feels bad man.

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Sophia Vlog

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXl9cKCEco

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that's a nice suit

Can someone explain the Red Bull/Toro Rosso relationship to a noob?

Watch the netflix show.

Toro Rosso is somewhat junior team of Red Bull - this season they even use the same engine

they picked the same logo by pure coincidence

Gearbox is a Williams unit I believe. Almost everybody except Ferrari and Merc are using Williams transmissions and then choose their own ratios.

I never understand these posts.

Lurk moar

Toro is Bull in Italian
Rosso is red in Italian

Toro Rosso is Red Bull's sister team.

Red Bull bought Jaguar at some point. Some time in the years after, they bought Minardi, and renamed it Toro Rosso (italian for Red Bull).

These days Toro Rosso is their de facto sister team, but obviously #2 to RB itself. They use it as a test bed for new parts (especially the Honda engine - RB stayed with Renault while TR swapped to Honda for at least a year such that RB could monitor the development before they decided to switch).

TR uses RB's old parts from a year ago. They are additionally a test bed for new drivers for RB, so RB have the option (and have in the past) swapped drivers around between RB.

It's expected RB could move gasly back to TR due to underperformance.

Here's the major thing:

Red B*ll will never look as magnificent as the Jag

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Red Bull Racing and Toro Rosso are both owned by the Red Bull energy drink company. RBR was created in 2005 from the ashes of Jaguar. Minardo was bought and rebranded as Toro Rosso in 2006. RBR is obstensibly the main team and TR is basically their testbed for drivers and engine with a small budget. TR design their own car but share some design with RBR, the whole back end this year (engine, exhaust and suspensions)

God I miss no DRS. As soon as someone passes you they slow down from drag and you can get in their slipstream and try to pass them. Very exciting racing.

Verstappen blaming the VSC, instead of admiting he is a shit driver that has not reason to be in F1.
twitter.com/Max33Verstappen/status/1122510820469030913

What a shitbag! I hope RB kick him soon!

Lads..

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How in the fuck half of the grid doesn't retire each race?

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but vsc the way it's done in f1 is shit.

...

wat. renault make the gearbox for them and their customers, same for merc and ferrari. williams make their own gearbox. out of aluminium believe it or not. sad!

Thanks.
To the other answers, you tried.

based

Alex yoong says no.

Old man is out of touch. Just like Alex yoong said, we are dirt poor. The only racing interest is now with motogp because the kids can race on their mopeds.

fuck off, amx is based. taking everything possible out of his shitty car, just compare him to Ghastly.

Nope, Williams is the last team that still makes aluminium gearboxes. All the other teams make their own or the ones from their engine suppliers (Force India uses Merc's). Red Bull even made a video a few years back about their manufacturing of the part but I can't find it

this is Dietrich Mateschitz, owner of the Daily Stormer as well as an Austrian marketing/extreme sports advertising company. He bought an F1 team and named it Red Bull. He wasn't satisfied with one team so he bought another and called it Squadra Translationi Babelfish. Then he realised that Squadra refers to Football Club so renamed it Red Bull Horse Stable.

Until 2009 Toro Rosso used the previous year's Red Bull car, or the launch version of the current year's car, and developed separate aerodynamics etc for the rest of the season. Then that got banned so they had to make their own chassis and aero, but they still bought gearboxes etc from a spinoff company of the parent team.

They also have a driver development program and kick out Toro Rosso drivers after 3 years (if they're lucky) if they can't promote them to the main team.

Recently they kicked out so many junior drivers from the development program that they had to rehire a guy they kicked out. Twice. And a washed up sports car driver they kicked out in the past as well. Their newest prodigy didn't get enough Good Boy Points in the development series last year to be allowed to race in F1 so they had to hire yet another guy who used to be in the young driver program.

Formula E destroyed everything

we lost potential teams like Audi, Jaguar, BMW etc. which should be in F1 instead of racing in some electric bullshit

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Red Bull Technology make the gearboxes for RB and STR, have done for years since RB first left Cosworth for Renault engines

>owner of the Daily Stormer
kek

Guys.

No need to worry about making the next thread, I'm on it.

Simply chill and I'll deal with it for you guys, consider it a favour.

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why can't we just go back to these regulations

Yeah but they might just take Merc.

What's the outside temperature there?

They are a 12/10 in England

i highly doubt they would join if they weren't in formula meme, there is much more money involved in f1 for very little result.

newfag here, was it really that comfy?

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He should stick to Darts. FFS what a shit take on this

>tfw seeing all the WEC fans go full turbo rage mode as drivers and teams leave to join Formula mEme

Andre Lotterer yesterday saying that LMP1 was piss easy in comparison to mEme was a particularly good highlight.

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Don't give the FIA any ideas. In the end they need to have a Backup camera when reversing

Lil Merc H

It's like a kid trying to bring home the alcoholic dad, something a kid should never have to do. And yet, he isn't thinking about that, he's just scared for his life, and scared that his father is going to hurt himself.

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Friendly reminder the GPDA is officially in favour of replacing mirrors with cameras

I'm watching Blancpain GT3 series. The racing is so much better then the semen slurping sport known as F1

ofc the gay russian loves plebbit faggotry

What's he thinking here?

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based

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"scheiße"

for a tiffoso like me, yes.
and i also liked all the circus around the sport: the glamour, the beautiful grid girls, the chad-looking pilots and their engineers/mechanics - monaco gp with their yachts and beautiful buildings... something i would only see in my dreams

>calderon behind raghunathan
oh no no no.

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green bolids look magnificent

since lotus, caterham, jaguar and all other potential greens got out from F1 and with aston martin getting reb b*lled we will never get green bolids again

Why is that poo rag using my flag?

Dutch licence.

He is one of yours now.

>There goes them diversitybucks

F1 is the most boring “sport” in the history of his planet.

The only reason this shit is still around is because brainlets like you who like to act smart because they follow this shit.

Absolutely cringe

>tfw Ragu in the loo will probably cause them to bring in super licence point limits to F2 and F3

>F1 is the most boring “sport” in the history of his planet.
No, that's soccer.

really amazing how mercedes is able to outcompete the ferraris with an inferior car
truly spectacular

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Isn't there already something like that?
Grade A license or something

he enjoys toothpaste

You would watch the next Brasilian f1 superpilot winning races here and there tbqh.

"Wieso ist der Neger nur zweiter"

Put SkyF1 logos tho

Norf FC, ngubu, uma delicia, hue hue hue, etc.

look at the shirts

now that the dust has settled was halo a good idea?

There is a grade A licence but I don't think it is necessary for F2.

It's also piss easy to get as the drivers ASN can just give them 5 bonus points towards it.

>4) LICENCES
>4.1 All drivers participating in the Championship must hold a Grade A or B International FIA Licence, in conformity with Appendix L, Chapter 1, Articles 2 and 4.

So yeah piss easy to get.

Get shit on

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Just to point out any WAG related teams are not mine.

yes.

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I'd take part and easily win, but you fuckers would probably trace me and threaten to stab me to death with a screwdriver.

>Mahaveer Raghunathan has also been penalised after the end of today’s Race after it was found that the MP Motorsport’s driver had passed Guanyu Zhou before the control line at a Safety Car restart.
>Therefore, five seconds have been added to the total race time of Raghunathan who had classified last.

Top keks

See ya fucking cunt?

>/ourguy/ Perez back to being best of the rest
I hope you prepared your apology letter

>Therefore, five seconds have been added to the total race time of Raghunathan who had classified last.
Now that's brutal.

Soccer is tied with Basketball, not sure which one is worse but F1 can get so fucking boring sometimes.

>Finally passes someone
>Gets penalized for it
Truly a weird weird man

For me, it remains Team Toyota GB with Ginsters.
Pastry goods will be supreme.

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Abu lewi$

No kotebook?

>BTCC
Based and touring car pilled

He probably realised in that brief moment that he fucked up as he doesn't usually pass people.

There was one

youtu.be/g5SHCx2erpc

dead angle desu

> infinity + 5 seconds
> it's infinity

Shit gp
At least genova is empty as fuck :)

You can clearly see from Ricciardo's onboard that the sun was in his eyes. Kivvy Yat deserves the penalty.

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This is Claire. Say something nice to her.

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I bet she would do decent JOI dom videos.

kekekeke

that's not nice you fucking cunt.

She doesn't look too british

i would.

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The best overtaker on the grid

Thread

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no and it never will be

I'm a girl, he's attractive and actually quite handsome.

PPD