Battle of the Mongs
16:30 Kickoff
>De Gea, Young, Bailly, Lindelof, Shaw, Herrera, Matic, Pogba, Mata, Rashford, Lukaku. Subs: Romero, Sanchez, Martial, Pereira, Rojo, Darmian, McTominay.
>Kepa, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Luiz, Alonso, Jorginho, Kante, Kovacic, Hazard, Higuain, Willian. Subs: Caballero, Barkley, Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Giroud, Zappacosta, Christensen,
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April 28, 2019 - 14:31
OLE IS AT THE WHEEL
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April 28, 2019 - 14:32
Based
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April 28, 2019 - 14:33
Not a single English player in that Chelsea team.
April 28, 2019 - 14:33
Team 5 and 6 in the second best league. Do you expect me to watch Bilbao vs Alaves as well?
April 28, 2019 - 14:33
>kovashit >willian what did le smoking man mean by this
April 28, 2019 - 14:34
pretty strong United team DESU. 4-4-2 diamon with mata playing as a 10
April 28, 2019 - 14:34
that extra effort put into it really pays off
April 28, 2019 - 14:35
>That Starting XI
Eden going to have to carry "us" to top 4 by himself.
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April 28, 2019 - 14:35
>kovacic
Literally started yelling at my screen when I saw it. What the fuck Sarri, I thought you had learned. Loftus-Cheek would’ve bullied Paul Labile Ngubu Le Fraud Pogba all day
April 28, 2019 - 14:36
Whatever happened to the Moyes tripfag Ellie???
April 28, 2019 - 14:36
Draw?
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April 28, 2019 - 14:36
>not starting Pedro against ManU
April 28, 2019 - 14:37
That United back four looks fit for a mid table club.
April 28, 2019 - 14:37
>Willian Enjoy your win Utd. At least we still finish the weekend in 4th because Arsenal are the biggest joke of all
April 28, 2019 - 14:38
>De Gay >Bailly >Young >Matic >Mata >Pookaku
So we're throwing?
April 28, 2019 - 14:38
He said he picked up a knock against Burnley. The man is a physical beast but, is made of glass.
April 28, 2019 - 14:38
>de gay
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April 28, 2019 - 14:39
Does De Gay literally have to throw the ball in his own net to get dropped?
April 28, 2019 - 14:40
That's not going to change until the summer so meh.
April 28, 2019 - 14:40
Burnley are fucking cancer
Oh right, I was worried Sarri was going back to his former self in terms of team selections again.
April 28, 2019 - 14:41
best goalkeeper in the world mate
April 28, 2019 - 14:42
>Young >Bailly >Matic >Mata
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April 28, 2019 - 14:42
Can Man Utd make it to the top 4 before the end of the season?
April 28, 2019 - 14:43
aussie brapfactories
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April 28, 2019 - 14:45
whatever you are still the minority
April 28, 2019 - 14:45
>city 92 points >liverpool 91 points
>top 3 goalscorers Salah 21 Aguero 20 Mané 20
This league is dying
April 28, 2019 - 14:45
you got the webum where Sigurðsson beats >de gay at his near post ?
April 28, 2019 - 14:46
>kovashit >Alonslow >Piguian
April 28, 2019 - 14:47
That United squad is so fucking shit. How could it come to that?
April 28, 2019 - 14:48
this one?
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April 28, 2019 - 14:49
Kovacic LITERALLY offers nothing, the most nothing footballer of all time. Why the fuck is he starting instead of RLC who can actually do something
April 28, 2019 - 14:49
Oi, four eyes! Yeah you. Get me a chilli cheese and two bic macs. And make it quick yeah?
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April 28, 2019 - 14:50
>Giroud not starting
Fuck no
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April 28, 2019 - 14:50
You mean say, compared to La Liga, Serie A and Ligue 1 where the title was practically decided weeks ago?
April 28, 2019 - 14:51
Meant the one from ~25 yards out from last sunday but that free kick is a beauty
April 28, 2019 - 14:52
Thoughts lads? I unironically like them.
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April 28, 2019 - 14:54
Pretty aesthetic that she built her outfit around the colours of the prosthetic desu, would compliment irl
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April 28, 2019 - 14:55
Horrible. Suits post Hazard mid table Chelsea tho
April 28, 2019 - 14:57
Time to watch Chelsea cuck united desu
April 28, 2019 - 14:58
Think it looks great. Way better than the bus seat patterns we have this season
April 28, 2019 - 14:59
Shit. A fitting kit if we get a transfer ban, EL football and Hazard goes.
April 28, 2019 - 14:59
first and last time Hazard wears it
April 28, 2019 - 14:59
I could get down with that
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April 28, 2019 - 15:00
>chelsea >winning when it matters
I can see you haven’t watched >us a lot this season
April 28, 2019 - 15:00
Adidas Chelsea >>>> Nike Chelsea
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April 28, 2019 - 15:02
These literally look like something you’d find in a bus seat pattern though
April 28, 2019 - 15:02
come on, united
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April 28, 2019 - 15:03
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April 28, 2019 - 15:03
two absolute shitters of a club
April 28, 2019 - 15:04
>ole is at the wheel
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April 28, 2019 - 15:04
>LA cap >Raiders cap christ i hate southerners
April 28, 2019 - 15:05
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April 28, 2019 - 15:05
penultimate episode of Our Planet and I haven't seen a single reptile
April 28, 2019 - 15:05
rate my apron
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April 28, 2019 - 15:06
for me it's the "HOLD ME BACK" lad
April 28, 2019 - 15:06
nutted on some crackhead granny doing a gumjob desu
April 28, 2019 - 15:06
Jorginho is the most underrated midfielder in the top 6. The only reason he has looked like shit at times this season is because of the players around him not making the right runs into space
April 28, 2019 - 15:06
Probably the best way to react as a Blue.
April 28, 2019 - 15:06
reptiles arent animals though
April 28, 2019 - 15:06
>watching Jewish propaganda Yikes
April 28, 2019 - 15:07
DAMN Ole has aged about a decade in a week
European sauna voyeur
April 28, 2019 - 15:07
Is this a meme? How can someone be a good player if he only works when he plays around 10 other very good players
April 28, 2019 - 15:08
coaching Sanchez and Young will do that to you
April 28, 2019 - 15:08
Spurs and Chelsea will round up top 4 Arsenal and United are choker and will end up in Europa.
April 28, 2019 - 15:08
Never heard of it, is it le climate change shilling?
April 28, 2019 - 15:09
If we beat Chelsea we’re probably favourites for top 4. Chelsea still have to go to Leicester.
April 28, 2019 - 15:09
Anyone who possesses an above 80iq knows this once we buy Jovic and Fernandes in the summer we will compete in pl & cl
April 28, 2019 - 15:10
After that Arsenal game lads I feel like visiting Rwanda
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April 28, 2019 - 15:10
>David Luiz accuses Burnley of anti-football due to 'time-wasting tactics'
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April 28, 2019 - 15:10
Bielsa would heem John Terry
April 28, 2019 - 15:10
I'm looking forward to Chelsea getting top 4 but still cucking Arsenal out of the CL by beating them in the Europa League Final anyway.
I don't want those shitters in the CL, they have done nothing but embarrass the EPL.
April 28, 2019 - 15:10
I want to do arse to mouth with Alex Scott
April 28, 2019 - 15:11
Because of how the team is drilled by Sarri, it's all about pre-ordained movements and patterns. I get your point though
April 28, 2019 - 15:11
Do you think he has a big dick?
April 28, 2019 - 15:12
I'd let her unload a steaming, sweetcorn-flecked sloppy shit directly into my gullet while I rub her juicy wet clit and stuff my fingers into her cunt
April 28, 2019 - 15:12
I want to do arse to arse with Alex Scott
April 28, 2019 - 15:12
prepare for another >de gay masterclass lads
April 28, 2019 - 15:12
both of these teams are shit and will be worse next season
April 28, 2019 - 15:13
Please do something today
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April 28, 2019 - 15:14
Paul the Octopus made more insightful and accurate comments about football than this
April 28, 2019 - 15:15
>0-2 vs barcelona >0-4 vs everton >0-2 vs man city how many will chelsea score on manure here? i say 4 to keep it in a pattern
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April 28, 2019 - 15:16
paul the octopus shagged your mum all three holes
April 28, 2019 - 15:16
It was 3-0 vs Barca, pleb.
April 28, 2019 - 15:17
>playing 3 Chelsea rejects against chelsea
April 28, 2019 - 15:17
Ole is such a fucking fraud his act is so transparent. He knows he's a trash manager.
April 28, 2019 - 15:18
what do you make about the more recent rumours regarding chelsea beinf for sale? is mr.a going to leave us bros?
April 28, 2019 - 15:19
Which United player should join this roster?
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April 28, 2019 - 15:19
>Mouyes sold Mata to play Oscar instead what did he mean by this?
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April 28, 2019 - 15:19
Brilliant by Ole, he knows that they'll be extra motivated.
April 28, 2019 - 15:20
>that forced chuckle and plastered on grin Weird little conman mfw one of those is his sister
April 28, 2019 - 15:20
Who knows?! Hasn't been there for a year and sold his box for next year. Could just be posturing against uk government. He's out pricing himself if he dies want to sell as Chelsea isn't worth £3 bn
April 28, 2019 - 15:21
seems like there's a new documentary about the class of 1992/ferguson/man utd every year
April 28, 2019 - 15:22
He'll be gone by the end of the year.
April 28, 2019 - 15:22
who are we rooting for tho?
April 28, 2019 - 15:22
I thought it was looking for an additional investor to be partial, but minority, owner. Hope Roman stays.
April 28, 2019 - 15:23
man u are a team living in the past
April 28, 2019 - 15:23
genuinely boggles my mind as a united fan that >we're only 3 points behind 4th after the last several weeks of embarrassing performances how shit are arsenal spurs and chelsea to have not left >us in the dust?
April 28, 2019 - 15:24
I'm a Liverpool fan but I'm so fucking sick of seeing all the fake Liverpool Muslim supporters who suck Salah's cock. It's so fucking pathetic. I'm over the whole slip thing.
April 28, 2019 - 15:24
Kovashit hatrick incoming
April 28, 2019 - 15:25
i mean they're shit but you're still worse
April 28, 2019 - 15:26
>TFW NEED TO GO JOGGING NOW BECAUSE I ALREADY TOOK MY MEDS FUCKKKK
April 28, 2019 - 15:26
>more sentimental montages and voiceovers from washed up Man U players STOP LIVING IN THE PAST LOSERS
April 28, 2019 - 15:26
They're shit but still ahead of you.
April 28, 2019 - 15:27
anyone got the Sala morgue pic?
April 28, 2019 - 15:27
I'm over the whole slip thing. Sure you are
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April 28, 2019 - 15:27
why is matic starting ahead of mcthomas?
April 28, 2019 - 15:28
Just here for the 'Ole's at the wheel' memes once United lose again
April 28, 2019 - 15:28
Shaw is FUCKING FAT. I wish we were in a position to replace him in the summer.
April 28, 2019 - 15:28
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April 28, 2019 - 15:29
ANY BASED BLUES ITT?
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April 28, 2019 - 15:29
Spurs are 6 points ahead of you with 3 games left, and also had Man City in their last few games, and have had a game every 3-4 days since the end of March (with one 6 day gap), and all the way until the season ends, with Liverpool and 3 Man City games in that. Plus as soon as United drop Points Spurs just need a draw to guarantee beating you, or a win at Bournemouth.
April 28, 2019 - 15:30
>shoo, shoo, I got this >doesn't have it
April 28, 2019 - 15:30
Alonso AND Ole So much driving....
April 28, 2019 - 15:30
hope one of those 4 teams steps up next season because liverpool will react badly to losing the league this season don't want city to walk it next season
April 28, 2019 - 15:30
Who would you replace him with? Shaw is a top 3 LB in the world
April 28, 2019 - 15:30
reporting in bro
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April 28, 2019 - 15:30
>anyone got the Sala morgue pic?
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April 28, 2019 - 15:30
Lets go
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April 28, 2019 - 15:30
You can have England international Danny Rose for 40m
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April 28, 2019 - 15:30
>race for the top 4
are sky sports really trying to meme this as an important and exciting race?
can't think of anything more sad than this being pushed - I guess they have to try something else with relegation wrapped up along with most of the EFL
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April 28, 2019 - 15:31
I need a stream lads
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I like Tierney. Ben Chillwell is also superior to Shaw.
April 28, 2019 - 15:31
>tfw when you accidentally close your lag free, HD stream and get a 500 error afterwards
April 28, 2019 - 15:31
It's fake, I spent a long time looking into it. The actual picture isn't great either, his head is completely missing and chest is open, basically all you can see are is tattooed arms and an open ribcage
April 28, 2019 - 15:31
lifelong bandwagoner here
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April 28, 2019 - 15:32
race for the top 4 is important
April 28, 2019 - 15:32
>no room for racism >tell a steward
April 28, 2019 - 15:32
Anyone git an Acestream link?
April 28, 2019 - 15:32
Here
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April 28, 2019 - 15:33
I have that one already, is it the same one? Thought this was different.
April 28, 2019 - 15:33
only for club finances and a passing interest from the fans before they inevitably get knocked out in the early stages
the neutral doesnt care
April 28, 2019 - 15:33
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>mfw it looks like the good Chelsea this afternoon
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April 28, 2019 - 15:33
lets do it! let make top 4 despite being shit all season
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April 28, 2019 - 15:33
>oles at the wheel
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April 28, 2019 - 15:33
>stream is faultless during ad breaks and 30 minute buildup >goes to shit the SECOND the game starts FUCK OFF YOU USELESS NIGGER SACK OF SHIT CUNTS
April 28, 2019 - 15:33
race for the top 4 has always been important blud
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April 28, 2019 - 15:34
It is important. You get more money for getting fourth place than winning the champions league. You also qualify for the champions league next year. Are you new?
April 28, 2019 - 15:34
>lukapoooooo
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>LUKAKA >LUKAKA >LUKAKA >LUKAKA >LUKAKA >LUKAKA >LUKAKA
April 28, 2019 - 15:34
I assumed so but I might be wrong, haven't seen any other ones. For some reason no one will post it here and I can't see it anywhere on twitter. I think the police/lawyers are going in quite hard on it
April 28, 2019 - 15:34
What's the point of lukaku?
April 28, 2019 - 15:35
If Lukaku was white he'd be playing in a Sunday league
April 28, 2019 - 15:35
It's almost as bad as streams that crap out just before a goal scores.
April 28, 2019 - 15:35
>lukaku fucking up a 1v1 early on ah yes
April 28, 2019 - 15:35
I know
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April 28, 2019 - 15:35
>ashley young >lukaku >higuain this is finishing 0-0
April 28, 2019 - 15:35
I reckon that one is fake because I seen that one ages ago and all the articles about the morgue one being posted just popped up.
April 28, 2019 - 15:35
9 injured (non critical), no deaths.
April 28, 2019 - 15:36
What is the point of Alonso?
April 28, 2019 - 15:36
>de gay >luke shite >poobag >lookapoo >trashford
what other insults can we use against them
April 28, 2019 - 15:36
Every single time it happens. The streams these days are absolutely atrocious.
April 28, 2019 - 15:36
It's definitely fake it was being posted before they'd even got his body out of the plane
April 28, 2019 - 15:37
to neutrals?
im talking about the actual race not the benefits to the club that gets top 4 which a neutral doesnt give a shit about
united, chelsea, arsenal - couldnt give a shit who gets it
April 28, 2019 - 15:37
Who is the obese man on the pitch?
April 28, 2019 - 15:37
if lukaku was white he'd be called _________?
April 28, 2019 - 15:38
this is some dreadful football tbqh
April 28, 2019 - 15:38
Stormzy just released a new single ANDhe plays for United? Quality
April 28, 2019 - 15:39
this united squad has so many frauds in it.
April 28, 2019 - 15:39
British
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April 28, 2019 - 15:39
Am I the only one who thinks Shaw is looking fat?
April 28, 2019 - 15:39
I demand more animes wearing footy shirts
April 28, 2019 - 15:39
dunno but if he was asian he's be called Lu kaku
April 28, 2019 - 15:39
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john gibson, striker, shrewsbury town
April 28, 2019 - 15:40
Luke Rockew
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>Worst united run for 57 years Top kek why have people not learned that giving a caretaker manager a proper contract literally never works
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April 28, 2019 - 15:40
God I hate Willian so much I have no idea what managers see in him
April 28, 2019 - 15:40
she has some nice skin. must take a lot of loads on her face.
April 28, 2019 - 15:40
It was only a MATA of time
April 28, 2019 - 15:41
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April 28, 2019 - 15:41
Stupid Luiz stupid arrisabanana
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
Manure goal webum.
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April 28, 2019 - 15:42
>mf gf was upsey >i asked her >Mata, Juan
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
>literally called keeper >is a shit goal keeper ?????????
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
Literally Aspie and Willian stop and don't bother following the united player why reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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April 28, 2019 - 15:42
>luke shaw >too small
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April 28, 2019 - 15:42
welp no champions league next season again
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
>thought it was a ball sack at first >they're boobs Man, what a disappointment.
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
>chelshit
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April 28, 2019 - 15:42
He keeps the goal nice and full
April 28, 2019 - 15:42
luiz couldnt be bothered to lift a leg based and redpilled
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
Which idiot started benching Mata again?
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
which defense is worse? Chelshit or Arselel?
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
how can I attain a body like Shaw/Shaq?
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
Luiz wouldn't start for Burnley
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
Get fucked Yea Forums! Ole's in a Ferrari
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
>oles at the wheel
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April 28, 2019 - 15:43
today there was a kid at the bus station doing fornite dances. And at a certain moment he noticed that I was watching him. So he was embarrassed. Then I started doing some fortnite dances as well and he started laughing and did the dab. :)
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
>LELSEA
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April 28, 2019 - 15:43
IT WAS ONLY A MATA OF TIME
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
good ball in by Lukaku tbf
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
>like both sarri and ole feels bad
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
Unironic 200 IQ pass from Lukaku there
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
I desperately want 4th to miss the CL, we need spurs to drop out of the top 4, win the CL and then have chelshit or arseshit win the EL
April 28, 2019 - 15:43
Stream mobile pls brehs
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April 28, 2019 - 15:43
HNNNNNGGGGG
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April 28, 2019 - 15:44
Does the average ballsack in Norway have nipples on it?
April 28, 2019 - 15:44
stop posting this shit you virgin freak i can't even see it on my iphone
April 28, 2019 - 15:44
shaw has that thicc tummy
April 28, 2019 - 15:45
>14 minutes >United are winning >Bro unironically says "where's Pogba been?"
Shit lads my bro is becoming Souness
April 28, 2019 - 15:45
Grindr
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April 28, 2019 - 15:45
How are you so fast? Fucking based
April 28, 2019 - 15:45
Ole’s at the wheel
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April 28, 2019 - 15:45
Lukaku is unironically a very good playmaker / number 10
April 28, 2019 - 15:45
>chelsea what went wrong?
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April 28, 2019 - 15:46
Could you imagine how secured >we did have the third place if we were at least half decent?
April 28, 2019 - 15:46
Bring on Girooo ffs. Higuain can't even trap the ball.
April 28, 2019 - 15:46
I hate these players so much
April 28, 2019 - 15:46
pay your phone license fee
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Face: 9/10 Body: 8/10 Legs: 1/2
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unironically playing david lulz
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Every fan could say this desu
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yikes
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He unironically is, actually.
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>black and silver prosthetic >"aesthetic"
autism.
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I thought shideshow Bob left Chelsea?
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>lelsea
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Another thing I hate is all the silly bullshit about freekicks when then the player misses by a mile
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VIVA JOHN TERRRY VIVA JOHN TERRRRRRY
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But we even had two games in hand, like how did >we fuck up so bad?
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43 year old youth prospect Jesse 'J-Lingz' Lingard
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did i just hear a pack of birds sqwacking or am i craz
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You are SOOOOO funny holy shit user
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>iphone Fucking cringe m8
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was in geneva earlier this week and there was a libyan flag on a pole right outside the window of the hostel
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Players are not that good desu, third-sixth is where they should be.
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Could just be plain, if you're stuck with something like that I can appreciate making the best of it
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>libya isn't there a civil war going on? why are you on Yea Forums
April 28, 2019 - 15:50
which libya are you from, jihad-kun?
April 28, 2019 - 15:50
so...how would IT look like?
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What happens if Chelsea win the EL and get a 4th place in the PL? How is the vacant CL spot filled?
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>3 of the players on the field right now will be at real madrid next season
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>Entire Civil War going on >Shitposting memes on Yea Forums Wtf
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his passes are sometimes the work of genious
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>What happens if Chelsea win the EL wont make it past Jovic Rebic duo
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why are the United fans so quiet? Literally can't hear anything.
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Never a bad time to post on Yea Forums bro
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>Nobody bothering to cover Jorginho from that cover because they know they don't need to
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Goes to whoever's missing a spot on the coefficient list, maybe the top league with only one cl spot gets a second
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>get paid an exorbitant amount of money >can't string 3 passes together
fucking pathetic.
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>Young complaining to Rashford
Fuck off you incompetent cunt
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someone should invent a new position
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Stop supporting popular clubs.
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>that volley lol
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>Sunday morning footy
Who else knows this comfy feel? Old worlders need not apply
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>Jorginho >Alonso >Luiz >Azpilicueta >Higuain >Kovashit
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he get the cow piss treatment?
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>Grug see ball >Grug must kick ball
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Can't stand the cunt, always somebody else's fault and never his
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He somehow pulls it off desu
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Wait, does Real still want De Gea?
April 28, 2019 - 15:55
jorginho has gone from the poor man's henderson to the poor man's mctominay
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Willian is an absolute brainlet 6 years and Chelsea never managed to find a good right winger, and when they got ones with potential Mourinho sold them.
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why are barca paying £100m for rashford?
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kek, why does he hate him so much?
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Thicc shaw is the best shaw
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Pacey nigger meme
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He will join Barca They bought Paulinho, Prince and Moreno
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they want to get rid of courtois because he's shit so probably
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Phil Jones
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Sometimes you just hate another human being so much that all you see is his mistakes, how what he did was wrong, etc.
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Because he is fucking dogshit and the on pitch manifestation of Sarri who he also hates
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Sometimes I actually forget about him and then I get hit by the reminder
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Azpi in charge of crossing
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Absolutely shit from Rashford
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helps when they make so many mistakes though
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I bet hazard can't wait to leave this shambles
April 28, 2019 - 15:57
I don't get why Sarri plays such a shit midfield when they don't have fullbacks who can cross
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Higuain is the Argentinian Glenn Murray, just not as good
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is there a single non-hazard chelseas player that would go for over 30mil on the market?
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>Nevile absolutely cracking up at Lukaku being obese
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>those handi stands behind the goal
are those new? never seen it before
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these crosses are so bad. i legitimately think I could do better.
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Oh I know, I have been spending the last 5 years doing the same with Willian, just here and not on twitter.
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>27 minutes in Lukaku looks like he's just played extra time how can a PL striker be so unfit
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>that god tier play from lukaku based fat man
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kanté, for a team that'd actually play him as a DM
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I missed this news lmao what on earth
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Christ lay off them burgers Romelu
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>fatass lukaku is out of breath lmao
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why don't united make lukaku lose weight?
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UNIT
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s-starting strength b-bro
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The only thing you could do better is cross dressing you trap
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I'm sick of him anyway, bring in someone else
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Sarri needs to take luiz off now
April 28, 2019 - 16:00
Look at them tittes swinging on Shaw Christ why are utd players so thic
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weird looking eyes
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lukaku is based it's like if the average Yea Forums poster played in the premier league
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managers who believe in a system believe in a system because they're tactically incompetent.
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Ohh shit nice one
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come back to La Liga Mata, leave this shit team
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Lukaku fell for the GOMAD meme
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Fucking hell Chelsea are being figuratively dabbed on by United
April 28, 2019 - 16:01
I'd take Morata over Higuain all day.
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The third place in the fifth tier goes straight to CL instead of qualifiers, which is the French Farmer's league.
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Rashford hasn't had a good game in months
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Compared to how he looked at the start of the season, he has lost weight.
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Thank you bro. One of my better ones
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it's pretty obvious that sarriball does not work in the premier league
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funny how the "sarriball" players are the shittiest by far
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both these teams are shit
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oles at the wheel
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Would you guys rather have united or chelsea in the CL next year?
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What was Bailly thinking dying his hair like that. It looks like he has sand in his head. When you know millions of people are watching you, you would usually try to make yourself look as good as possible. Certainly not worse
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what happened to ross barkley?
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nah. sarri is just a fraud. look at the teams he's managed. all italian match fixing squads.
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>you now remember the unbeaten run at the start of the season
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Lukaku blowing out his arse already
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United seem more incompetent... so.. United
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all these fat and shit players makes me crave a Yea Forums meetup where we have a game
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everton system babby trashcan player.
April 28, 2019 - 16:04
they were still playing contes style
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You can see Higuain's bald spot from 40 meters away
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Look at how slow Chelsea players are at moving the ball Begorrah I want this season to be over
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ABUs literally on suicide watch
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keeping the seats warm
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He's leaving anyway who cares
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who is fatter, higuain or lukaku?
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Azpi just got cucked by the obese creature
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>making fun of Lukaku body IQ89 and you just seen why
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Chelshit for sure. Ushited are sadly a good manager and a couple of signings away from world class. Chelshit w/o Hazard is Watford-tier
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Rashford has done fucking NOTHING since that penalty against PSG.
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Seriously? Kante would go for over 100M
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Lukaku absolutely raped him
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Rashford has such poor technique. He's also stupid
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Look at that trashford retard fishing for a penalty
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the same can be said for basically the entire united squad
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well that's a given looking at his skin colour
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>Mata scores on open goal >Based MATA! worth the trillion pounds a week Is this what they call rascism of low expectations?
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Will there be VAR in the pl next season?
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>kovacic and kanté passing sideways to each other >kanté tries to pass backwards to jorginho >loses the ball
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Lukaku is fatty but he's literally built to scare the defenders. Higuain on other hand is just pure fatty that loves eating big macs.
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Will Sarri get the two or three years he says he needs to succeed at Chelsea?
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Matic you cunt Fucking stupid ref should give him a yellow
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absolute state of the linesman
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He's just a shitty pacenig
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they said it would be so didnt they?
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>spectator carnage ensues
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obviously not they have gotten worse as the season has gone on, not improved
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he does if he has unlimited money and the players he wants
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kek
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Okay the Sky commentary is very comfy today
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Azpi blocked the wrong shot (^:
April 28, 2019 - 16:09
Has Pogba attempt a pass this match? All i see is hm dribbling then falls on a slight touch
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Neville has a had a few good giggles today, very /comfy/ indeed
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chelsea is only about 9 players and a manager away from competing
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damn Oile really containing his anger there
April 28, 2019 - 16:15
Sad but true. I like this year's shirt thou
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