Official MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA Match Thread

Battle of the Mongs

16:30 Kickoff

>De Gea, Young, Bailly, Lindelof, Shaw, Herrera, Matic, Pogba, Mata, Rashford, Lukaku.
Subs: Romero, Sanchez, Martial, Pereira, Rojo, Darmian, McTominay.

>Kepa, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Luiz, Alonso, Jorginho, Kante, Kovacic, Hazard, Higuain, Willian.
Subs: Caballero, Barkley, Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Giroud, Zappacosta, Christensen,

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OLE IS AT THE WHEEL

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Based

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Not a single English player in that Chelsea team.

Team 5 and 6 in the second best league. Do you expect me to watch Bilbao vs Alaves as well?

>kovashit
>willian
what did le smoking man mean by this

pretty strong United team DESU. 4-4-2 diamon with mata playing as a 10

Cringe.

that extra effort put into it really pays off

>That Starting XI

Eden going to have to carry "us" to top 4 by himself.

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>kovacic

Literally started yelling at my screen when I saw it. What the fuck Sarri, I thought you had learned. Loftus-Cheek would’ve bullied Paul Labile Ngubu Le Fraud Pogba all day

Whatever happened to the Moyes tripfag Ellie???

Draw?

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>not starting Pedro against ManU

That United back four looks fit for a mid table club.

>Willian
Enjoy your win Utd. At least we still finish the weekend in 4th because Arsenal are the biggest joke of all

>De Gay
>Bailly
>Young
>Matic
>Mata
>Pookaku

So we're throwing?

He said he picked up a knock against Burnley. The man is a physical beast but, is made of glass.

>de gay

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Does De Gay literally have to throw the ball in his own net to get dropped?

That's not going to change until the summer so meh.

Burnley are fucking cancer

Oh right, I was worried Sarri was going back to his former self in terms of team selections again.

brilliant, marvelous!

I hate white people 2bh

best goalkeeper in the world mate

>Young
>Bailly
>Matic
>Mata

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Can Man Utd make it to the top 4 before the end of the season?

aussie brapfactories

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whatever you are still the minority

>city
92 points
>liverpool
91 points

>top 3 goalscorers
Salah 21
Aguero 20
Mané 20

This league is dying

you got the webum where Sigurðsson
beats >de gay at his near post ?

>kovashit
>Alonslow
>Piguian

That United squad is so fucking shit. How could it come to that?

this one?

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Kovacic LITERALLY offers nothing, the most nothing footballer of all time. Why the fuck is he starting instead of RLC who can actually do something

Oi, four eyes! Yeah you. Get me a chilli cheese and two bic macs. And make it quick yeah?

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>Giroud not starting

Fuck no

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You mean say, compared to La Liga, Serie A and Ligue 1 where the title was practically decided weeks ago?

Meant the one from ~25 yards out from last sunday but that free kick is a beauty

Thoughts lads? I unironically like them.

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Pretty aesthetic that she built her outfit around the colours of the prosthetic desu, would compliment irl

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Horrible. Suits post Hazard mid table Chelsea tho

Time to watch Chelsea cuck united desu

Think it looks great. Way better than the bus seat patterns we have this season

Shit. A fitting kit if we get a transfer ban, EL football and Hazard goes.

first and last time Hazard wears it

I could get down with that

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>chelsea
>winning when it matters

I can see you haven’t watched >us a lot this season

I like it

:(

Adidas Chelsea >>>> Nike Chelsea

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These literally look like something you’d find in a bus seat pattern though

come on, united

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what's your pregame fap?

two absolute shitters of a club

lmao that chink girl

>ole is at the wheel

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>LA cap
>Raiders cap
christ i hate southerners

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penultimate episode of Our Planet and I haven't seen a single reptile

rate my apron

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for me it's the "HOLD ME BACK" lad

nutted on some crackhead granny doing a gumjob desu

Jorginho is the most underrated midfielder in the top 6. The only reason he has looked like shit at times this season is because of the players around him not making the right runs into space

Probably the best way to react as a Blue.

reptiles arent animals though

more info? did they die?

>watching Jewish propaganda
Yikes

DAMN Ole has aged about a decade in a week

European sauna voyeur

Is this a meme? How can someone be a good player if he only works when he plays around 10 other very good players

coaching Sanchez and Young will do that to you

Spurs and Chelsea will round up top 4
Arsenal and United are choker and will end up in Europa.

Never heard of it, is it le climate change shilling?

If we beat Chelsea we’re probably favourites for top 4. Chelsea still have to go to Leicester.

kys asap/10

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Anyone who possesses an above 80iq knows this once we buy Jovic and Fernandes in the summer we will compete in pl & cl

After that Arsenal game lads I feel like visiting Rwanda

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>David Luiz accuses Burnley of anti-football due to 'time-wasting tactics'

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Bielsa would heem John Terry

I'm looking forward to Chelsea getting top 4 but still cucking Arsenal out of the CL by beating them in the Europa League Final anyway.

I don't want those shitters in the CL, they have done nothing but embarrass the EPL.

I want to do arse to mouth with Alex Scott

Because of how the team is drilled by Sarri, it's all about pre-ordained movements and patterns. I get your point though

based

Do you think he has a big dick?

I'd let her unload a steaming, sweetcorn-flecked sloppy shit directly into my gullet while I rub her juicy wet clit and stuff my fingers into her cunt

I want to do arse to arse with Alex Scott

prepare for another >de gay masterclass lads

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both of these teams are shit and will be worse next season

Please do something today

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Paul the Octopus made more insightful and accurate comments about football than this

>0-2 vs barcelona
>0-4 vs everton
>0-2 vs man city
how many will chelsea score on manure here? i say 4 to keep it in a pattern

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paul the octopus shagged your mum all three holes

It was 3-0 vs Barca, pleb.

yes

>playing 3 Chelsea rejects against chelsea

DO A WIN UNITED

pls stream

Ole is such a fucking fraud his act is so transparent. He knows he's a trash manager.

what do you make about the more recent rumours regarding chelsea beinf for sale? is mr.a going to leave us bros?

Which United player should join this roster?

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>Mouyes sold Mata to play Oscar instead
what did he mean by this?

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poobag

Brilliant by Ole, he knows that they'll be extra motivated.

>that forced chuckle and plastered on grin
Weird little conman
mfw one of those is his sister

Who knows?! Hasn't been there for a year and sold his box for next year. Could just be posturing against uk government. He's out pricing himself if he dies want to sell as Chelsea isn't worth £3 bn

seems like there's a new documentary about the class of 1992/ferguson/man utd every year

He'll be gone by the end of the year.

who are we rooting for tho?

Living the dream

I thought it was looking for an additional investor to be partial, but minority, owner. Hope Roman stays.

man u are a team living in the past

ready for some memes.

genuinely boggles my mind as a united fan that >we're only 3 points behind 4th after the last several weeks of embarrassing performances
how shit are arsenal spurs and chelsea to have not left >us in the dust?

I'm a Liverpool fan but I'm so fucking sick of seeing all the fake Liverpool Muslim supporters who suck Salah's cock. It's so fucking pathetic. I'm over the whole slip thing.

Kovashit hatrick incoming

Hazard's bored already.

i mean they're shit but you're still worse

>TFW NEED TO GO JOGGING NOW BECAUSE I ALREADY TOOK MY MEDS
FUCKKKK

>more sentimental montages and voiceovers from washed up Man U players
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST LOSERS

They're shit but still ahead of you.

>ole

anyone got the Sala morgue pic?

I'm over the whole slip thing.
Sure you are

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Chelsea

why is matic starting ahead of mcthomas?

Just here for the 'Ole's at the wheel' memes once United lose again

Shaw is FUCKING FAT. I wish we were in a position to replace him in the summer.

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ANY BASED BLUES ITT?

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Spurs are 6 points ahead of you with 3 games left, and also had Man City in their last few games, and have had a game every 3-4 days since the end of March (with one 6 day gap), and all the way until the season ends, with Liverpool and 3 Man City games in that. Plus as soon as United drop Points Spurs just need a draw to guarantee beating you, or a win at Bournemouth.

>shoo, shoo, I got this
>doesn't have it

Alonso AND Ole
So much driving....

hope one of those 4 teams steps up next season because liverpool will react badly to losing the league this season
don't want city to walk it next season

Who would you replace him with? Shaw is a top 3 LB in the world

reporting in bro

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>anyone got the Sala morgue pic?

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Lets go

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You can have England international Danny Rose for 40m

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>race for the top 4

are sky sports really trying to meme this as an important and exciting race?

can't think of anything more sad than this being pushed - I guess they have to try something else with relegation wrapped up along with most of the EFL

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Good links anyone ?

kepa is handsome lads

I need a stream lads

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I like Tierney. Ben Chillwell is also superior to Shaw.

>tfw when you accidentally close your lag free, HD stream and get a 500 error afterwards

It's fake, I spent a long time looking into it. The actual picture isn't great either, his head is completely missing and chest is open, basically all you can see are is tattooed arms and an open ribcage

lifelong bandwagoner here

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race for the top 4 is important

>no room for racism
>tell a steward

bfst.to/play/soccer.php

here you go ole

>Piggy

Anyone git an Acestream link?

Here

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I have that one already, is it the same one? Thought this was different.

only for club finances and a passing interest from the fans before they inevitably get knocked out in the early stages

the neutral doesnt care

yes

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>mfw it looks like the good Chelsea this afternoon

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lets do it! let make top 4 despite being shit all season

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>oles at the wheel

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>stream is faultless during ad breaks and 30 minute buildup
>goes to shit the SECOND the game starts
FUCK OFF YOU USELESS NIGGER SACK OF SHIT CUNTS

Bit gay desu

>fat elephant cunt

Czeched

>pookaku

race for the top 4 has always been important blud

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based Yea Forums poster

It is important. You get more money for getting fourth place than winning the champions league. You also qualify for the champions league next year.
Are you new?

>lukapoooooo

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>lukaku

>LUKAKA
>LUKAKA
>LUKAKA
>LUKAKA
>LUKAKA
>LUKAKA
>LUKAKA

LUKAKA

I assumed so but I might be wrong, haven't seen any other ones. For some reason no one will post it here and I can't see it anywhere on twitter. I think the police/lawyers are going in quite hard on it

Ball control - 99

What's the point of lukaku?

If Lukaku was white he'd be playing in a Sunday league

It's almost as bad as streams that crap out just before a goal scores.

>lukaku fucking up a 1v1 early on
ah yes

I know

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>ashley young
>lukaku
>higuain
this is finishing 0-0

PERRO

I reckon that one is fake because I seen that one ages ago and all the articles about the morgue one being posted just popped up.

LUKAKA

9 injured (non critical), no deaths.

What is the point of Alonso?

>de gay
>luke shite
>poobag
>lookapoo
>trashford

what other insults can we use against them

Every single time it happens. The streams these days are absolutely atrocious.

diversity fill in

Lukaku is a disaster

It's definitely fake it was being posted before they'd even got his body out of the plane

to neutrals?

im talking about the actual race not the benefits to the club that gets top 4 which a neutral doesnt give a shit about

united, chelsea, arsenal - couldnt give a shit who gets it

HE FOOKIN SLIPPED

Who is the obese man on the pitch?

rashturd

I do not rate gashford

lukaku is ridiculous

that lukaku slip

>Slip

if lukaku was white he'd be called _________?

this is some dreadful football tbqh

Stormzy just released a new single ANDhe plays for United? Quality

this united squad has so many frauds in it.

British

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L

Am I the only one who thinks Shaw is looking fat?

I demand more animes wearing footy shirts

'arry kane

dunno but if he was asian he's be called Lu kaku

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Luke Aku

john gibson, striker, shrewsbury town

Ashley dung

Andy Carroll

Luke Rockew

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Lucas Coot

>Worst united run for 57 years
Top kek why have people not learned that giving a caretaker manager a proper contract literally never works

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Rommel Ledeauix

God I hate Willian so much
I have no idea what managers see in him

she has some nice skin. must take a lot of loads on her face.

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL LADS

It was only a MATA of time

BANG ON

YOU KNIGHTED

Chelsea defending

>CHELSEA

>kekpa
AHHH MY BACK

Kepa sucks

TOP 4

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

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Stupid Luiz stupid arrisabanana

MATA

*vossi bops on you*

Manure goal webum.

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>chelshit

>mf gf was upsey
>i asked her
>Mata, Juan

>literally called keeper
>is a shit goal keeper
?????????

>chelshit

good play from shaw

Literally Aspie and Willian stop and don't bother following the united player why
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>luke shaw
>too small

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that dreadful defending.

welp no champions league next season again

>thought it was a ball sack at first
>they're boobs
Man, what a disappointment.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>chelski

>we back gais
said no one

>chelshit

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He keeps the goal nice and full

reeee

luiz couldnt be bothered to lift a leg
based and redpilled

Which idiot started benching Mata again?

which defense is worse? Chelshit or Arselel?

how can I attain a body like Shaw/Shaq?

Luiz wouldn't start for Burnley

Get fucked Yea Forums! Ole's in a Ferrari

>oles at the wheel

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today there was a kid at the bus station doing fornite dances. And at a certain moment he noticed that I was watching him. So he was embarrassed. Then I started doing some fortnite dances as well and he started laughing and did the dab. :)

oh my days

>LELSEA

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Fuck off Manure

IT WAS ONLY A MATA OF TIME

Breddy gud desu

Gaaaaaay.

good ball in by Lukaku tbf

>like both sarri and ole
feels bad

Unironic 200 IQ pass from Lukaku there

I desperately want 4th to miss the CL, we need spurs to drop out of the top 4, win the CL and then have chelshit or arseshit win the EL

lol

Stream mobile pls brehs

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HNNNNNGGGGG

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>le sweat patch shirt

Does the average ballsack in Norway have nipples on it?

stop posting this shit you virgin freak
i can't even see it on my iphone

shaw has that thicc tummy

>14 minutes
>United are winning
>Bro unironically says "where's Pogba been?"

Shit lads my bro is becoming Souness

Grindr

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How are you so fast? Fucking based

user I...

and shaw

Ole’s at the wheel

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fuck off loser

Lukaku is unironically a very good playmaker / number 10

cringe

>chelsea
what went wrong?

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>icuck

Could you imagine how secured >we did have the third place if we were at least half decent?

Bring on Girooo ffs. Higuain can't even trap the ball.

I hate these players so much

lmao

pay your phone license fee

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that's a yellow

Face: 9/10
Body: 8/10
Legs: 1/2

unironically playing david lulz

get fucked cunt

Every fan could say this desu

yikes

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yellow desu

He unironically is, actually.

;^)

>iphone
fag

>black and silver prosthetic
>"aesthetic"

autism.

I thought shideshow Bob left Chelsea?

Kepa

:)

>lelsea

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Another thing I hate is all the silly bullshit about freekicks when then the player misses by a mile

/ourguy/

>alonso

VIVA JOHN TERRRY
VIVA JOHN TERRRRRRY

But we even had two games in hand, like how did >we fuck up so bad?

43 year old youth prospect Jesse 'J-Lingz' Lingard

did i just hear a pack of birds sqwacking or am i craz

>32:50
>4-0
>chelshit

>eats fag

You are SOOOOO funny holy shit user

>iphone
Fucking cringe m8

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was in geneva earlier this week and there was a libyan flag on a pole right outside the window of the hostel

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Players are not that good desu, third-sixth is where they should be.

Could just be plain, if you're stuck with something like that I can appreciate making the best of it

>libya
isn't there a civil war going on?
why are you on Yea Forums

which libya are you from, jihad-kun?

so...how would IT look like?

This guy dabs on Jorginho every game kek

twitter.com/SebC__/status/1122527174630748161?s=19

What happens if Chelsea win the EL and get a 4th place in the PL? How is the vacant CL spot filled?

>3 of the players on the field right now will be at real madrid next season

>Entire Civil War going on
>Shitposting memes on Yea Forums
Wtf

it's not

his passes are sometimes the work of genious

>What happens if Chelsea win the EL
wont make it past Jovic Rebic duo

Pogba, Hazard and?

pray to god pogba leaves

Little Jorge is dogshit

why are the United fans so quiet? Literally can't hear anything.

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gashford

Never a bad time to post on Yea Forums bro

who's that?

>Nobody bothering to cover Jorginho from that cover because they know they don't need to

Fuck sake I want to die

de gea

Goes to whoever's missing a spot on the coefficient list, maybe the top league with only one cl spot gets a second

the 60 iq stare

>get paid an exorbitant amount of money
>can't string 3 passes together

fucking pathetic.

>Young complaining to Rashford

Fuck off you incompetent cunt

someone should invent a new position

Stop supporting popular clubs.

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>that volley
lol

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>Sunday morning footy

Who else knows this comfy feel? Old worlders need not apply

>Jorginho
>Alonso
>Luiz
>Azpilicueta
>Higuain
>Kovashit

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Thanks for the guns lad

he get the cow piss treatment?

twitter.com/SebC__/status/1122529197023481858?s=19

>Grug see ball
>Grug must kick ball

Can't stand the cunt, always somebody else's fault and never his

kovacic obviously

Ashley Young

He somehow pulls it off desu

Man up a bit, Francesco

Wait, does Real still want De Gea?

jorginho has gone from the poor man's henderson to the poor man's mctominay

Willian is an absolute brainlet
6 years and Chelsea never managed to find a good right winger, and when they got ones with potential Mourinho sold them.

why are barca paying £100m for rashford?

kek, why does he hate him so much?

No

Thicc shaw is the best shaw

"no"

Pacey nigger meme

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He will join Barca
They bought Paulinho, Prince and Moreno

Pulisic?

they want to get rid of courtois because he's shit so probably

Phil Jones

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english tax

Sometimes you just hate another human being so much that all you see is his mistakes, how what he did was wrong, etc.

Because he is fucking dogshit and the on pitch manifestation of Sarri who he also hates

Sometimes I actually forget about him and then I get hit by the reminder

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Azpi in charge of crossing

Absolutely shit from Rashford

helps when they make so many mistakes though

Marketing excerise

I bet hazard can't wait to leave this shambles

Don't they have Navaz?

I don't get why Sarri plays such a shit midfield when they don't have fullbacks who can cross

Higuain is the Argentinian Glenn Murray, just not as good

is there a single non-hazard chelseas player that would go for over 30mil on the market?

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>Nevile absolutely cracking up at Lukaku being obese

>those handi stands behind the goal

are those new? never seen it before

these crosses are so bad. i legitimately think I could do better.

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Messi replacement

Oh I know, I have been spending the last 5 years doing the same with Willian, just here and not on twitter.

>27 minutes in Lukaku looks like he's just played extra time
how can a PL striker be so unfit

>that god tier play from lukaku
based fat man

*AHHEEMMM*

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He plays Sarriball

Kante

kanté, for a team that'd actually play him as a DM

I missed this news
lmao what on earth

asspie

Christ lay off them burgers Romelu

>fatass lukaku is out of breath
lmao

why don't united make lukaku lose weight?

UNIT

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THIS what the fuck

shaw is stunningly good.

s-starting strength b-bro

The only thing you could do better is cross dressing you trap

rare

I'm sick of him anyway, bring in someone else

Sarri needs to take luiz off now

Look at them tittes swinging on Shaw
Christ why are utd players so thic

weird looking eyes

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lukaku is based
it's like if the average Yea Forums poster played in the premier league

managers who believe in a system believe in a system because they're tactically incompetent.

Ohh shit nice one

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come back to La Liga Mata, leave this shit team

Lukaku fell for the GOMAD meme

low IQ

Fucking hell Chelsea are being figuratively dabbed on by United

I'd take Morata over Higuain all day.

The third place in the fifth tier goes straight to CL instead of qualifiers, which is the French Farmer's league.

Rashford hasn't had a good game in months

Compared to how he looked at the start of the season, he has lost weight.

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Thank you bro. One of my better ones

Giroud

>piguain

it's pretty obvious that sarriball does not work in the premier league

lmao higuain

funny how the "sarriball" players are the shittiest by far

both these teams are shit

oles at the wheel

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Would you guys rather have united or chelsea in the CL next year?

What was Bailly thinking dying his hair like that. It looks like he has sand in his head. When you know millions of people are watching you, you would usually try to make yourself look as good as possible. Certainly not worse

what happened to ross barkley?

nah. sarri is just a fraud. look at the teams he's managed. all italian match fixing squads.

United are funnier

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>you now remember the unbeaten run at the start of the season

Lukaku blowing out his arse already

United seem more incompetent... so.. United

all these fat and shit players makes me crave a Yea Forums meetup where we have a game

everton system babby trashcan player.

they were still playing contes style

You can see Higuain's bald spot from 40 meters away

Look at how slow Chelsea players are at moving the ball
Begorrah I want this season to be over

ABUs literally on suicide watch

lmao aspie

keeping the seats warm

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He's leaving anyway who cares

white boy BTFO

who is fatter, higuain or lukaku?

Not sure what you mean

based lukaku

Azpi just got cucked by the obese creature

>making fun of Lukaku body
IQ89 and you just seen why

Chelshit for sure. Ushited are sadly a good manager and a couple of signings away from world class. Chelshit w/o Hazard is Watford-tier

Rashford has done fucking NOTHING since that penalty against PSG.

Seriously? Kante would go for over 100M

Lukaku absolutely raped him

NEED GIROUD IN

Fat players are based

oh no no no Martin

>couple of signing
lol

Rashford has such poor technique. He's also stupid

>trashford

Look at that trashford retard fishing for a penalty

the same can be said for basically the entire united squad

well that's a given looking at his skin colour

>Mata scores on open goal
>Based MATA! worth the trillion pounds a week
Is this what they call rascism of low expectations?

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Will there be VAR in the pl next season?

I hate english regs

>kovacic and kanté passing sideways to each other
>kanté tries to pass backwards to jorginho
>loses the ball

Lukaku is fatty but he's literally built to scare the defenders. Higuain on other hand is just pure fatty that loves eating big macs.

Will Sarri get the two or three years he says he needs to succeed at Chelsea?

Matic you cunt
Fucking stupid ref should give him a yellow

pls come back conte

lmao this praise kek

Photographer BTFO

Should have been red

absolute state of the linesman

*refs

Yes

aye

He's just a shitty pacenig

they said it would be so didnt they?

>spectator carnage ensues

RIP camera lens

kek at the photographer

cameraman BTFO

obviously not
they have gotten worse as the season has gone on, not improved

poor photographer lad

he does if he has unlimited money and the players he wants

NEW

kek

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Okay the Sky commentary is very comfy today

Azpi blocked the wrong shot (^:

oh no no no no

Has Pogba attempt a pass this match? All i see is hm dribbling then falls on a slight touch

Neville has a had a few good giggles today, very /comfy/ indeed

chelsea is only about 9 players and a manager away from competing

>de gay

Still fucked PSG

>de gay

homicide attempt desu

Chelsea!!!

damn Oile really containing his anger there

massively underrated

Sad but true.
I like this year's shirt thou

nice

based