/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Retards Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 68
V. Bottas 62
M. Verstappen 39
S. Vettel 37
C. Leclerc 36

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 130
Ferrari 73
Red Bull 52
Alfa Romeo 12
Renault 12

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
159 (161 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
85

>Hund status:
JA VI ARE A BIT GLÜCKLICH RIGHT NOW BÜT IT WILL END ZOON

>News:
Boredom

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HAM BOT VER

tactiool racing

brainlets need not apply

The absolute state of Ferrari strategy. How is this possible every single time?

first for shit ferrari strategy

VET LEC VER

Mission win now more like
Missing wins now lmao

Why do i even stay up for this

>leclerc we know you're faster than Vettel, but its best for the team if you stay out 15 more laps and let him pass.

how did ferrari fuck up this bad? leclerc is not even catching verstappen

if du.bs HAM wins

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Soon

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Red tyre is shit

I chuckled

When will Bottas have his oopsie and get 2nd?

>Renault released the balloons because they realized they had nothing to celebrate
Savage

>tfw i bet on 5 retirements
>no sc
>then ric/kvy
>now gas

I NEED TWO MORE, BAKU

When Toto decide Ham should win

Do Williams even bring balloons to the race now?..

kimi points !!!

I missed that. What damaged the gearbox?

turn 16 exit curb

thx

Which one of you was this?

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actual thread

That simply is not the thread.

GIVE YOUR ENERGY SO THAT HAMILTON AND BOTTAS CRASH OUT EACH OTHER

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>leqt purple sector

HABBENIG

clerk purp

>New Lap Record

LeGOAT

>Ferrari dominance
>How on earth did they manage another 1-2 this season?
Fuck off

YESSSSS

>4th 1-2

end my suffering

based mercedes

wow, team orders for merc, incoming!

vsc must go

i just woke up from a coma
how was the gp?

Go back to sleep.

look it's lance stroll

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I want to prep her pussy before she gets bred by a bull

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yep, almost as shit as aussie drivers

I want to see Helmut slap her silly

mercedes wins lol

How about you update the WDC standing rakeesh you dumb nigger

>Bottas not winning the best driver of the day price

I love Lecrec but his fans are already making me dislike him a little bit

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Your son finished 5th in Formula 2

>thinner tyre tread for 2019
>mwl
just as planned.

...

go back to sleep mr schumacher, you haven't missed anything

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> everyone just forgetting about mclaren, who are now 4th in the WCC

SAD!

what son
i don't have a son

>Perez 6th in points now
Is he, dare I say, /ourbeaner/?

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we're all in this thread btw

Roses are Red,
Voilets are Blue,
FeRaRrI ArE FaStEr
Mercedes 1, 2