/hoc/ ukraine edition

how about some feet?

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>finns are foot degenerates
Should have guessed

If digits Bulju goes to KHL and never plays in NHL again.

HAIT DESU

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if singles bulju goes to the kitties this offseason and turns into a 60 point player at minimum with barkov

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>Panarin-Barkov-Bulju

>rags

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>Last two digits 48

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YOUR Stanley Cup Champions!

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huomenta

If digits Pulju tears his ACL in july and never plays hockey again

Lol how doe you lose to Japan

>those jesus candles in the background

absolutely harem

does onhockey or reddit usually have ahl streams lads?

Let these confirm Bulju takes the C from mcgaykid

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Ted's can't keep this level of play up, Bruins in 5

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Is the Atlantic being exposed hard as the weakest division? Teds, the 4th best Metro team is just ripping through the Atlantic

>ripping through
Not even close to accurate

>5-0-1 this playoffs
>not absolutely heeming the shitlantic

4 of those were on one team. So no not the whole Atlantic

So a sweep isnt ripping through a team?

A team isn't the Atlantic you absolute retard

Lol you must be a bombston fan.
Teds just wanna win on home ice

henlo is this the formula thread

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thanks for reminding me man, wouldve completely missed it

Yes

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>18 RAI

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How about them canes

>ruins

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Post feet without stockings

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jesus loved feet though

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Ukraine sadly lost to Japan 2-3 :(
Now is Romania - Estonia!
Division 1B is hosted in Estonia so they will certainly want to win promotion infront of homecrowd.
LIVE STREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=5w9Vzz3-obc

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Who are the Nordic nations bandwagoning?

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>tf
>tp

godless pagan savage desu

for me, it's dallas

history written by fennosweeds. we were literally slaved by the sweeds, russia was the better master, and gave us our freedom.
its honestly sad how often I have to correct people about this. the fennosweed propaganda runs deep

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

SUCK ON BOSTON'S COCK

don't bully Ukraine, you fat piece of shit

where were you when you found proof the playoffs are rigged?

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SHIPPIN'UP TO BOSTON

Going to need video evidence

teds winnin it all

OH NONONONO

Dumped a tremendous amount of Manitoba lads

Lads there is young boy hokkei going on. Somebody tell Minnesota.

Switzerland - Slovakia fighting to avoid relegation

Canada - USA for bronze

>u18 meme hokki
empty arena, memegames
>playing for BRONZE
OMEGALUL

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>playing for a third place trophy
What's the point of this? I'd rather just forfeit desu.

jesus christ they should just hold u18 in north america only

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Ded /hoc/

Let's assume memes become dreams and only the wildcards make it to the next round.

Who do you want to win the stan lee?

no one

i guess the hurrcanes just to stick it up to the haters and don cherry

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Did you just forget about the two games on Friday where double minors were successfully killed with no real effort or something

>b-b-but it's a major it's different

good morning knights knation

>rags

Never forget the 6 minute major

This is the post.

My Jackie’s are only 11 games from touching the cup

why can't the bruins ever take the easy route? i mean >we're still going to sweep the ted in 5 and win the cup but still i hate having to sweat over it

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Based Mongolia
twitter.com/mauripellervo/status/1122522397977001985?s=21

Boston fucking lost to ottawa in 2016 you think they have a fucking chance lmaooo

>losing to the team that was a game away from the cup final a few years ago means you have no chance this year
9/10 i'm replying

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>losing to a team who was shit and was actually just a meme

Let's talk about the draft

alexa, fast forward 3 hours

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I would rather talk about your mother

you mean like these?

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kaapo kakko numero yksi desu

based Oymyakon poster

>rags

couldn't you have used at least one English word

let's talk about finns
here is the average Yea Forums poster from finland

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me on the right

>no medal since 2015
OH NO NO NO NO

I thought hockey was Canada’s sport? What’s next? Are you going to tell me that Canada hasn’t won Stan Lee in a quarter of a century?

Lets talk about how elite Columbus is

Me on the left.

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what kind of uniform is that? finnish army?

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let’s not fight on the Lord’s day

what the christ

>Boston’s gonna win the cup

Sure jan

they were LITERALLY only in that game due to the pooins shitting themselves and actively trying to lose for the majority of regulation
oh my goodness
that's gotta be hartlova

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>Boston shitting themselves
If they were so good they shouldn’t have shit themselves

In the past games after a loss
Columbus is 1-0-0

When someone says a team memed their way to the second round, does that just mean their shitty overpaid team got blown out of the first?

t. whooosh

Yes, it's basically how someone identifies themselves as being fully buttblasted

wow you are right I searched that is her.

glad i could be of assistance

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fuck drumpf lmao

AHEM
FUCK TORONTO
FUCK JIHADRI
FUCK MONTREAL
FUCK POOLUMBUS

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lmao tontsa & gang going worldwide

>upi

Remind me again how many hobo cocks did that faggot suck when he was there.

Slovakian twinks got relegated

Honestly the most boring second round I've ever watched.

guys
guys
guys
guys
guys

I think Pastrnak is broken

I wish I was dead

It just started

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Its shit, only boring shit teams left. This will be the lowest rated stanley in a while.

He needs to be sat down unironically. Don't care how good he is, he's playing like fucking trash hurting more than he helps. Coyle had an awful turnover last night but at least he's been performing consistently.

gary fucked up by going all out in the first round
nobody even knows dallas or st louis have professional hockey teams

Dallas vs Columbus kino

good morning sharks nation

diminishing returns on the weekend booze and weed right now

Caring about ratings. Seethe harder Canada, its still not your year.

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Yeah. Really disappointing how utterly boring every series is. No rivalry, no passion, dead crowds.

>implying any SCF involving the Islels wouldn't draw massive ratings

>thinking would be happy if the leafs won the cup
I guess when your country is dogshit internationally, you have to repackage club wins as country wins.

I went way too hard yesterday, I've been laying around almost all day today

Columbus/Boston is very interesting. The other three series bore me to tears

>Isles
Sunbelt tier attendance.
Sunbelt tier ratings.
Yeah, that's the best series, the other ones are pretty much unwatchable.

>these seething first round losers and pathetic canucks whining

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IT WAS YOUR TURN

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you're damn right my friend. I will personally fly to Buttfuck, Ohio and kick the shit out of Cassidy if he lets Pasta so much as touch that ice during game time in Game 3... there should honestly be an exception to the official scoring rules and have "his" goal from last night credited to Coyle

I had to look up what that meant, apparently it’s reddit
So leave

t. cuplet

then your country is economic dog shit for not being able to attract enough talent despite caring about the sport 10x more. does that make you feel better?

Reminder that Columbus is deeper on the blue line even with only 3 of their six normal defenseman
Reminder that Columbus is deeper on the top and bottom 6
Boston is shit and the only reason they have a chance is because of Finnish goaltending, but we all know how that ends

BASED

>Seth Jones played 38 minutes last night
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Imagine believing this even after Tavares went to the laffs.

upi is the flannel shirt?
he grouped everyone as i randomly skipped through the stream.

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I'm expecting goals

>tavares
>talent

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and still looked fresh when it was over

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Seth Jones is literally better than pronger in every respect, he’s not only carrying this team but he’s playing at a level that no one else is playing this playoffs

Yes thats him. Already sucked off one of the guys before.

who are the other Finnish FT goalies throughout the league besides Rask and Rinne?

Imagine the Islanders being better without him...

Kostkniemi

But his foot was there to redirect it, obviously his goal :^)

yes he is
youtube.com/watch?v=Hx4Yyo5u8f4

just like those fags who never change in drop hockey games. fuck long shifters

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>we NEED pittsburgh/chiraq/tampa for ratings

Fuck off

...

finns are based as fuck
no bully

it seems like it snowed in chicago yesterday
32 and some flurries
fucking insane
global warming, senores

>poortugal now a bruins fan

Huh?

40 goals
Trotz

Not my fault your team is boring as fuck m8. The only tolerable teams left are the blues and bruins.

St. louis blues are the bad guys

>score 47 goals for the regular season
>can only score an empty netter and a garbage goal in 7 games

Yeah, nice pickup toronto. Next you’ll say that gardiner was the problem but he stays because dubas is a retarded zoomer GM

based

Not my fault that winnipeg, calgary and toronto all shitted the bed against teams that outplayed them

You must be getting tired of watching American teams competing for the Stan every year

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youtube.com/watch?v=lQHT07uX3HQ
Neederpoop vs. Pooland

Canadians aren't allowed to post their shit opinions in /hoc/ until the offseason after all of their teams got bounced in the 1st round.

Was not aware team america was in contention. When and who are they playing?

>good guys
Bruins
Blues

>memes
everyone else

based retard

I am tired of this boring argument every day where you try to pretend club wins are country wins.

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Shit, uneducated Eurotrash opinion

Is it time for the UN in conjunction with the World Bank to step in and address the failures of Canada as a hockey nation?

Portugal is right.

And they’re located in america retard

You're the ones fussing over ratings. These are OUR teams, with OUR viewership

>"american team"
>only one american playing
*yawns*

oh
no
No
NO
youtube.com/watch?v=yPBGPdxzl4g

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Canadians still seething

Imagine trying to convince people that rangers fans root for the bruins in the playoffs because they are an "american team"

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When you're done that: Imagine putting a team together of the best players from your country and then not registering a single win at an international tournament.

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92391306
>this shit again
Yawn my ass

Imagine having comprehension this poor.

sleight ayy lmao

The 1899 Montreal Shamrocks, now that was a team.

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big powerful rich american BULL-ORGANIZATIONS are KEKING kanadian hokkei fans

Rooting for a blues bruins final with the blues in seven. At least that would be a bit interesting.

is Seth Jones elite?

What is your definition of Elite.
Is he a top 5 defenseman? no
Is he a top 10 defenseman? yes

Based Finland truly our greatest ally

>Canadian fans are so nice that they actually cheer for their rivals to win a Cup just because they're in the same country

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They too know how it feels to register ZERO wins at an international tournament.

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yep

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Can't wait for the USA to btfo Canada on their home soil in the next winter games.

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Only casuals do that shit. Snes are the only team I don't hate to some degree, and they're irrelevant

He’s the best defensemen In hockey

Top 5

Jones
Carlson
Weber
Herman
Karllson

Mental illness.

For me, it's Fernie Swastikas

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>le doesn’t play well in playoffs
Gee folks I think I found the guy who’s team isn’t in the playoffs

Post the bottoms faggot

>/ourguys/
Columbus

>Good guys
St Louis
Colorado

>Bad guys
New York
Dallas
Boston

>Reddit's guys
Carolina

>refpuck niggers
San Jose

>Only casuals do that shit.
I wish that I had made a collection of all of the screenshots now, but I see Canadians do that constantly on /hoc/.
Maybe not right now, when people are still bitter about either missing the playoffs or getting eliminated, but at any other time of year, it's fucking constant.

t.vegas

I would root for another country too if I was finnish.

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if he takes the teds to multiple cups then yes

VegASS still SEETHING

As the playoffs continue, more and more posters disappear leaving only Finn posting. The N/a/shville poster, Ahem Standings, Laffs fans, etc.

Good guys:
Boston
St Louis

Irrelevant:
Everyone else

Only the strong survive, a.k.a. the non-Canadians

>The N/a/shville poster
He's still around, and trying to bandwagon >my team now. I don't like it.
>Ahem Standings
Got BTFO by youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4
>Laffs fans
They're always here. If you see a Canadian post that's incredibly bad, it's usually them.

Good guys:
Dallas
Columbus
Islanders
Sharks

Imagine blowing a 3-1 lead

Are we supporting Sweden or Russia?

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Imagine giving up 4 goals on a single powerplay.

Nice try kids, just because I point out the obvious refpuck doesn't mean I'm a lifelong.

>Nice try kids

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>support cuckland or based Putin
This is a Mossad psyop right?

>loses 3 games in a row
>allows 4 goals in 4 minutes
>doesn't score in almost 2 overtimes
>refpuck

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the absolute dumpster fire of vegass

based retard

what did canada mean by this?

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not an argument

Have sex then try again

Fuckers in /hoc/ telling me, always in the post game threads Matthews ain’t bout this, Matthews ain’t bout that My boy a Leaf on fucking Shanny and them He, he they say that man don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all Sens fans ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Matthews ain’t no centre Matthews ain’t this Matthews a bust SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that man Y'all know that Matty got caught with 40 goals Shootin' at NHL goalies and shit man been winning the calder since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them Leafs savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Matthews I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those Leafs role with Matt Martin and them

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youtube.com/watch?v=5Jd9dfn0Fgc&disable_polymer=1

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I swear that forehead looks bigger every time I see this photo.

>franchise so shitty they outshork the shorks

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Sven introduced me to knackebrod, therefore Sweden is my friend and I SHALL be supporting him against Russia.

I'm right here, lad

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the leaf is frens with ukraine
/hoc/ n life broskis

youtube.com/watch?v=2mxwcFgo_8s

>childrens hockey

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>frens
Howdy there, 9 year reddit user

that is such an awesome logo.. so clean and solid..
>who ever designed it is a farkin genius

For me, it's Sweden.

don't be mean leafbro to anyone but mutts....
>hopin bulju's health improves and he has a real shot @nhl

>one game tomorrow
>2 days off for jackets and bruins
GARY

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Love creampieing my gf simple as

Let's go relocanes

dubs confirm perds will win a round next year

that's alright, i'll be watching raw

This is the GOAT jersey. Also why are there no blues fans on /hoc/

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winning Love Hina Simulator doesn't count as sex, nerd

It does. Soon nigga gonna be walkin around like a Neanderthal

Wrastilin' ain't real sorry to break it to ya bud

neither is hockey

Just ate an entire box of cheez its.

That's not true!

that is truly aesthetic, only thing I'd do is make the note a tad bit darker

:DDD

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holy shit what a goal by raymond

>didn't win a single game at the last best vs best tournament
>zero olympic golds
Why do finns even post here?

It feels a little too aseptisized for my taste but it sure beats generic red/white/blue garbage like the jets and blue jackets

For me, it’s a warm brap straight up the nostrils.
How long until hockey?

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the second round always feels slow and a tad boring after the asweomness of round one...

Same but unfortunately we don't live that long to witness that. Not in the next 50 years.
>next winter games.
nah.

For me it's 19 year old twinks.

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his new nhl profile is grim

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Getzlaf 2.0

who has the bigger 5 head, him or AJ?

Whatever happened to the Trump of NHL, John Scott? Is he rich and famous now? Or everyone has forgotten that pathetic faggot already

This been photoshopped, right?

its all grim

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imagine the large smooth domed children they would create together
>if he werent a twink

What do her braps smell like?

reddit forgot about him after they felt guilty for vote-bullying him into the all star game

>Chief Leef

what the fuck is that thing on the right

How old is this boomer? Wasnt he drafted like 2 years ago?

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nbc's new --woman-- color commentary

Heh

imagine ruining an entire playoff series because "muh wahmen representation"

mucho barracho ahora desu

Anyone got anymore copypastas?

whoever made that stupid photoshop of an american heroine i have some advice: have sex

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Why do /hoc/ leafs always have to be humorless pedantic assholes. No wonder were such a joke to every other country

grim

give me the person on the left, desu fren

more feminine

nice proxy

Good morning, my beloved /hoc/.

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shopped

lets go canes.

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Why is Wes McCauley so BASED? youtube.com/watch?v=EFwhDzC7Ec4&disable_polymer=1

Isn't it borracho?
t. language pro

Is that Caitlyn Jenner?

canada has a needless napoleon/inferiority complex when it comes to it's view of its place in the world and it is exacerbated 100 fold when talking about it's best entertainment export to the world

very colorful

good morning friend

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LOS

who cares lol

si senor lo siento

barracho is a bario full of borrachos

ohnononono

nah they are ok

>that obvious tranny on the right

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sounds like a litty af neighborhood

QUE GOLASO ASO ASO
ERA

Yes

how does one's life get to this point? how do you not just take a toaster bath?

>bario

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JA JA JA JA

Worst thread I've read in a while. Congratulations boys

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dykepuck is a joke

how will Anaheim react to this turf invasion

Hintti :D

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Cruel. Image you had a slightly receding hairline and someone shopped a pic of you to make it look much worse for the entire world to see? Very evil and not funny at all. OK, it is actually funny as long as it is not me

barrrrrio, sorrrrrry lo siento.

sorry i haven't posted here in awhile

Best thread ever. How do you guys do it?

stop bullying aj meleznck guys, female pattern baldness is not funny in the slightest

natural talent

I didn't do it it's just very obvious

just bee yourself

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no, but looking like a man with a bad hangover is

for me it's

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Based frogposter youtube.com/watch?v=8lw5E0gAe7A

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The Finns

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who the fuck is grumpy jenkins

based

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>he dosen't know grumpy jenkins

he has a podcast I think

just some boomer hill billy

Sticky sweat and day old perfume

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post teams that trigger /hoc/

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anyone has the hide,ignore,do not reply to tripfags picture?

More like /hoc/ triggers them

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For me, it's this but for soi wojak posters.

post things that trigger Vegass lifelongs

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I've noticed there's one Leafs fan in particular that for some reason gets really fucking upset whenever the Canes are brought up.

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We need more 5 min majors.

true it is sad and i feel sorry for her as a person. but aren't tv personalities expected to be good looking? unless they are some kind of a generational talent and we just accept them as they are. but these talking heads are a dime a dozen, can't they select some better looking ones since they care about the viewers first and foremost not about gender politics, right?

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Nobody minds them.
Not even >us.

I think he's from Toronto.

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they only trigger the >rags

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i like hockey

Why don't >we have a third jersey?

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What is that contraption?

post teams that blame everyone else for their choking

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This literally triggers yinzers, rangers and leaf fans

to me this team represents everything that is wrong with /reddit/

Because every Nashville alternate has been awful

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youtube.com/watch?v=nLLhNVGAUl0

soles

post teams that allow 4 goals in 4 minutes

ty

According to Nielsen, Blues ratings on FOX Sports Midwest have ranked among the Top 5 in the United States in each of the last five seasons, ranking as high as No. 2 in the 2014-15 season.

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>it was 3-0

Mmmm. Perfect. Just perfect. Too bad no emotions, just stats.

That jersey looks sick as fuck tho

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All sincerity. Who choked harder, TB or VGK?

I guess it makes sense that Trashville likes bad design

>players get traded and sign with different teams all the time
When did you realize that you're cheering for a logo?

whoa so deep man

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that yellow is fucking disgusting

Yeah yeah yeah

>not picking a player and cheering exclusively for them

i was joking. i find her balding and shitty commentary funny, especially since nbc is forcing a female into the position which a woman has no place in
only consummate professionals or ex-nhlers should the get job. if they insist on women being in commentary, have her refine her skills in the lower levels for however long it takes (just like men have to spend years in the lower levels getting gud), or be a 10/10. don't insult the viewers acting like some dykepucker knows anything about hockey when 15 year old boys routinely beat pro women's teams

t. puck bunny

that shade of yellow is ugly as sin and that logo isn't any better

Imagine giving up four goals on a single powerplay in a game seven.

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There is something cool about that shade of yellow. Can't quite place it. Compare to their standard bright/chicken yellow. Disgusting.

At least most of the players look like me unlike in ape hoop and nigger collision.

ooh ooh mmmh

>shant be replying to K*ppers posts

Did any of you guys hear about the CWHL trophy debacle. Apparently they are bring sold to the highest bidder just to become paperweights.

paddock at woodstock

>most of the players look like me
most players aren't 5'3" 300 pounds and balding

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yikes, while i was typing this: explain yourselves lads
let's get mad at color

Not last year

Jimi Hendrix, of course.

Cash for Folsom.

it looks like a fucking mustard bottle

Jackson or Cash
Probably Cash

Good post. I am glad I am not the only one thinking that. I thought I was a bad person since everyone has been forcing gender equality. I feel it is wrong but I've never seen anyone on /hoc/ speak against that.

Tailgating with the crew

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but still better than a chicken?
what's wrong with mustard?

is there still hope for mommy feet?

Literally everyone says she was terrible. You haven't been in the threads if you missed it.

imagine getting triggered into a rage by the sound of a female voice

Me in the middle

...

Mustard is for filthy germanics

Let’s have a good game carolina

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The female voice is grating and she is less skilled than a 15 year old boy.

This has to be the worst thread in the history of this board. How did you guys manage to fuck this up so badly?

the reason people get upset at forced equality in things like this is because it never feels earned

like, let's say you've got two females that decide to play in the NHL and for whatever fucking reason that's just allowed in this fictional scenario. One is brought in immediately as the captain of their team because they have a vagina and is an immediate bust because they didn't pay their dues, the other spends a few years slumming in the AHL before getting called up and slowly working towards being a legitimately important player for their team. The media's only gonna care about and push the former and even when the latter shows up the story won't be "new player on the horizon" it'll be "WOAH GUYS CHECK OUT THAT VAGINA ON THE ICE"

it's really goddamn tiresome

I can sympathize with those of you who were never around to see them play. As I grew up watching Cassie and A.J. my view on them is significantly different then someone who is 15. I enjoy their insights but I also know many of you have no idea who they are and couldn't care less.

we do it on purpose to keep fags like you out

Baked honey mustard chicken sounds delicious.

shall

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its truly an art form

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FEMOIDS

That is very true.

t. mutt

gamethread

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I am not 15 but I don't know who they are. So maybe I was wrong all along and they deserve to be there. You guys confuse me since I am on the fence and I don't know who to believe.

Imagine listening to the commentators instead of paying attention to the game.

is mustard your favorite condiment?

>implying a woman would grind out her time in the minors
if shes not immediately shoehorned to the top she wouldn't even consider doing it, gruntwork is for men

Hmm one of them but I mean l just like a shade of yellow that is not very bright.

youtube.com/watch?v=XM3HQ9aptBk

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commentary is part of the game. not everyone mutes the game and plays something else. its hard to pay attention when you have a shrill retard contradicting the other announcers, stuttering and then talking a mile a minute all in the same sentence
shes basically female pierre in content, only she can barely speak
having said all that, i will say that i find her being a part of the broadcast amusing

Do the canes really have this many fans or are they all bandwagons

the entire point of yellow is to be bright

if you don't want a bright yellow jersey I can understand that but then the issue isn't getting a shitty dull yellow it's getting another color entirely, for example a dark blue for the preds

>insights
but they played women's hockey, a totally different sport that has nothing in common with the nhl hockey. perhaps they should start a women's nhl and staff it entirely with women from players to refs to announcers and see how they do financially?

The point I made was that both her and cassie retired in 2006 so people would have to be atleast 15 to even have watched them play. So anyone here who is younger would have no reason to know or care who they are

>canes
>fans
the question answers itself m8

they dont want to put in the work to create anything of their own, they just want to be given the best positions in someone else's league

>You frickin' fricks: Hockey Edition
The absolute STATE of this lad
youtube.com/watch?v=DVXR-pYWxOo

Nobody would have reason to know or care who they are because nobody but cucks and/or the player's family watches women's sports

We've had that shoved in our face so much it no longer hurts.

Did someone actually pull the fire alarm in the Canes hotel?

We really are greasy Islander fucks.

>the entire point of yellow is to be bright
Do you only believe in primary colors? Do you live in a 16 color 2D world?

lifelong here m8

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yeah because the career backups and 4th line grinders from the 70s/80s that make up most of the commentators have such amazing insight on the nuHL

>metro sucks
>3 teams left in playoffs
>most likely to win cup
ATLANTIC FAGS BTFO

this is the truth

based retards

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Why can't you guys go to the game thread to talk about the game? Would make it much more interesting instead of having split threads.

so the 1 sellout of the year only happens in the ploffs. thanks for confirming you are a fairweather casual.

Based greasers

Bandwagoners

good guys:
hpk
stars

bad guys:
bruins
kärpät

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based doubling-down retard

Kärpät are eternal good guys

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>visiting Canada last week
>dont feel well
>go to a doc in the box
>get check up and antibiotics FOR FREE

Thanks Candian Tax Payer

cute!

no problem hope you feel better soon. make sure to take all your antibiotics.

cheers

You must be a MA heroinigger on vacation. Here, have a seat.

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The mod is not such a bad guy afterall I only got warned for posting ugly greek women last night, never had a problem when posting russian whores.

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Rather have my taxes help Americans than Rajeet Singhdeep importing his dying parents and leeching a system they've never paid into

hey get me some jello too

i alerted the diversity-police, they should be there any second. #lovenothate

Shut the fuck up Pekka, Did I ask for a (You) from (You)?

it's pretty hard to get banned here honestly

Only a shit game on now. Only good game on later tonight

Ukraine is weak

The thought of one of islanders/hurricanes possibly in the final makes me bored

i'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color

Worst SCF in a while. The most boring teams, the most lifeless crowds.

This Canes/Islanders game is making me sleepy. Thought I was the only one

>he doesn't enjoy low scoring games

watch apehoop you braindead mouthbreather

SEETHING

business idea:
make all the games exciting by removing icings from the game

I hate povertyhoop/CTEball, and Dominican Republic Swing. This game is boring as hell

>1993

business idea:
make all the games exciting by removing sunbelters from the planet

business idea
remove shootouts
remove avery rule

should just get rid of offside instead

t. cuplet

Business idea, watch a more exciting league, like the KHL or Liiga rather than the Canes/Isles

Another business idea:
The game stops for no reason no matter what happens on ice.

business idea:
if your team hasn't won a cup in over 50 years you automatically get contracted

Remove offside
Remove icing
Remove goals
Scoring now based on how many teeth you can knock out with the puck

oh, I'm sorry

>1967

>never

when was the last time a team of canadians won >your city a cup?

hes a confirmed cuplet, so never

This American/Canadian bickering is pointless and embarrassing.

Probably more recently than they won >your city one

it's probably just that one seething laffs fan that's butthurt >we are still in the ploffs and >they aren't

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I'm feeling much better

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This is what happens when teams no one cares about makes the playoffs

so never.

/hoc/ autistically "argues" about the same topics every time it gets bored. anons just repeat the same memes/"facts" every time. literally doing anything is a better use of time.

canes are stinky desu

maybe you'll get healthcare one day and I'll come down and use it instead of having to buy travel insurance

>Hart nominees are Crosby, McDavid, and Kucherov
The Hart race is a joke this year

North Carolina kinda sucks 2bh
t. Goldsboro

who was your pick?

Do you realize how boring the game would be if they removed icing? It would just be flinging the puck down the ice over and over again

any of you cucks watch the canadian povertyball league yesterday? i didnt. im hoping it fails terribly like the AAF league did.

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Thoughts?

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>they give it to Kucherov as a consolation prize for committing the biggest choke in NHL history
you know it'll happen

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poor mcmeme wasting away his best years

The Conn Smythe is the only individual trophy based on playoff performance. He'll get it, but only because of his regular season stat padding

>canes isles

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ur gay

Dont even know where it is. Who cares anyways. This is literally just a meme league created to replace the CSA which literally only existed so croatians and serbs could fix games.

No u

>1993

Shut the fuck up Relocane garbage. Worst posters on /hoc/ Islanders in 5 unironically

St. Louis or Dallas or Columbus. Everyone else is gay.

Not bad. Move avs up one

usa no gold medals

finally first gold for swede boyos

My favourite part is when an American gets caught up in the shitposting and says something fucking retarded like USA has won 26 straight Stanley cups

i hope that brind'amor and trotz fight each other during this series at some point

not even a coach fight could save this snoozefest

a simple
>rags
to get to 500 sooner

thank you for your service

post

i have a good idea for the next thread

Too late

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