/cyc/ - Liège-Bastogne-Liège

wat

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why?

Fuglsang always fucks up when he's getting build up like this

but how any of this MVDP's fault?

>meme race

>Showed he was the greatest talent of this generation at Amstel
>Doesn't ride the other two classics, leaving losers behind to fight for the win - A N T I C L I M A T I C

Is there any photos of their new jersey? I'll be glad to see the Sky one gone

World War II, pick up a book

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The name will be gone but the grand tour dominance will continue unabated. Team Greenwashing will have an even bigger budget than Team Sky.

>Current riders with 2+ monuments
Gilbert 5
Valverde 4
Nibali 3
Terpstra 2
Degenkolb 2
Kristoff 2
Dan Martin 2
Peter Sagan 2

Now that the dust has settled we can all agree that Sagan's career has been a failure

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*INHALES*

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Bird2ong's time today

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Fuck me I actually live in Liège but had to go for the weekend

Who is Sagan?

For me it's Björg Lambrecht

Happy birthday to the lads

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Juraj Sagan, rides for Bora

>2agan

God I miss Chadcellara

>bardet

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based, was on a documentary recently saying most of the peloton disliked him because he didn't give a fuck

*Accuses you of motor doping*

ALLAH PHILLIPE

Hello. I would like one Birdsong win, please.

Sorry, but you spelled Poels wrong.

*Fails to deliver in you're path*

*INEOSHALES*

What are the British junkies even doing in our classics? Can they fuck off back to the tour?

Sorry lad, we're all out of those for the foreseeable future

>using gears

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2011 was peak meme

>it's raining pipe steals

For me it's Wellens la

>using toilets

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>British junkies
hmmm

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they just showed an interview, he has way too much fat showing on his face desu

>using dry roads in the Netherlands after 2050

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Anyone else saw this race?

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>using helmets

>Beliving in global warming reddit meme

>we have a new commentator
Sporza here i come

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Good post!

Typical Eurosport nonsense, Show the race already

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Wattz zap is based

>Your uber is here

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>Swallows bee

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Dan Martin abandoned?

yep

>Wellens
>Performing in big classics

I followed it a bit. Sivakov and Geoghegan Hart are quite talented

I laugh every time.

>Valverde

those damn limburg choking genes

Valverde died?

>Valverde

Fucking bees.

>It's too cold
>It's raining
>My feet hurt

NOOOO /VALVERDE/ abandon

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Abandon valverde

Exit Valverde

F

Based weather blowing out swarthy spaniard boomers

Stop being so racist against us.

>Boomberde

S

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Stef Clement is not too bad actually.

I only watched two stages of it myself. But Nibali was pretty based even though it was another skywinslol race.
Don't know if he's too tired to try anything today.

>believing climate change deniers on /pol/

He did the castle meme

Fuck this cheating fuck anyway

based weather desu

Oh I missed /cyc/
Here for /barday/

Based

Netherlands in 2050

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He refused to talk about the damn castle lel. He is actually very good with his inside info.

/ag2r/ chads unite

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What's the point of wearing gloves anyway?

Could be worst. We could be Brazilians.

Time for quick step kino lads

To keep your hands warm

To avoid liverpooling of hands who can result in crashes

>trying this hard
Stop

We have money to build dikes. Unlike your third world shithole.

Just got back from my mountainbike ride lads, conditions were 100% perfect and even a sick frontflip couldnt ruin it.

Anything habbedings yet in the race?

You are now hired as commentator at the NOS. You can speak Danish because no one listens anyway.
Congratulations.

You clearly never had wet hands in 8 degree weather.

Dan Martin and Valverde abandons

>implying no gloves at Giro while riding in snowy mountains

I find that when its wet my hands get slippery and dirty and I end up destroying my hands by trying to grip the handlebars too hard for too long.

Where can i unsubscribe from your blog?

>spring in Belgium
>4 degrees celsius
>using gloves

user....you are not fully hydrated

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well thats a damn shame

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I just wanted to let you guys know that i love you all and you're all good people.

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Can I still shitpost in /cyc/ while commentating?

this

Stop drinking. We are the worst.

>thinks money can hold back the might of the atlantic ocean

You too

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I always wear gloves. In summer fingerless ones.

Main reason I wear them is for the padding and control when riding cobblestones, and to prevent injuries in case of a crash

ill hydrate on ur pusy juice

Reminder Evenememe will never reach a podium again

I love you too

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>atlantic ocean
Aussie education at work.

>buying a money pit Mercedes

Same here

>not sucking the sweat out of her chamois
what are you even doing

You said the same thing about MVDP in amstel, keep crying bitchnigga BENELUX stronk. MVDP, Chadco evenepoel and Bobby Jungels holy alliance

The Dutch will be the last ones to drown. They've mastered the art of fucking with nature for centuries now

what makes you say that?

Couldnt even podium the meme turkey race against nobodies

>buying

>tfw live in the polders

For me it's Calvo now, still hate buitenlanders though

Don't cuck me Jakob

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oh oh

You didn't think it would be disappointing enough to see him fail you also wanted to lose some money?

Vote third position then

for me it's Destexhe, lad

Kind of sad they don't end up in that dreary as fuck Liege industrial suburb anymore.

>the green/left hitler
Nice

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>dutch mistakes atlantic for pacific ocean

Amsterdam in 2050

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The whole city of Liege is depressing as fuck though so it doesnt matter

Sometimes I want to drop everything I have here, sell my house, and move to the Ardennes and buy one of those big quaint houses in the middle of nowhere so I can just go cycling everyday in kino terrain and life at a snails pace far from the hustle and bustle

Devenyns-Alaphilippe happening

As someone from Liège. I'm kinda glad.

Sticking their finger in the dike won`t help them forever.

Alaphilippe wil cuck him once again.

Based

>Walloons too lazy to help a rider in need.
Imagine my shock

That's a fairy tale that didn't even originate in the Netherlands.

Fuck yeah I dream about doing this and moving to a comfy town in the French countryside

>what is the North Sea
Je moet nu gewoon stoppen.

I've lived in Stavelot right next to Spa Francorchamps. Gf is from Bastogne. It's probably the most comfy pronvince of Belgium. There is is just something very nice about those places. No SJW bullshit, no foreigners, good, hardworking people.

What's the hardest ride you have done lads? I am doing this next week. Not sure I am fit enough tbqh

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*catches the boys*

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>What's the hardest ride you have done lads
u're mom lmao

North Sea counts as part of Atlantic like Caribbean Sea

North sea is in the Atlantic ocean.

sound comfy indeed, Ardennois are the only walloons i largely respect

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I wouldn't advise to do that exact ride, the first 50 kilometres are on a road with a lot of traffic.

Col de turini is very nice, although I never did that side of it

nice

most important thing is to actively ride below your limit on that first climb, its very easy to go full gas on a climb and then find yourself weakened on the next climb. Also make sure you have the right gearing for the steeper stuff, if you have to resort to grinding at 50rpm youll be ded in no time too. Oh and make sure to stuff your face the day before, youll need every bit off reserve energy you can for a ride like that.

>LeNeverpit

>rainy day episode

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>that music in the background

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For me, it's tete de la course

>tete de la course
First French words i learned as a kid.

Hope for gilbert kino today

>tfw got banned on tiz cycling chat for shitting on armstrong

yikes

They should made you a mod.

For me, its tetten van de koers

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Armstrong is a based CHAD, serves you right

>Gesink
>hospital

>Gesink

that useless fucker just cant stay upright can he, hes almost as bad as basementman. What is it with dutch lanklets and crashing?

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>mfw i applaud all the cyclists when they are climbing even the ones i hate because i applaud the effort not the person

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tiz chat is such a shitshow, mods and regular are just safespace circlejerkers
>omg thx Tashatam for the amazeballs job!!!

based

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I watched an early screening of this race yesterday ama

Ayyy Van Avermaet, you don't say

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How spectularly does birdcuck fail?

>applauding Sky
yikes

An impressive second place. Only 10 bike lengths behind Alaphillipe in the sprint.

Probably has ugly breasts

Bmc was the worst team in history, only Evans' tdf win was based

>not booing and throwing piss at sky
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

blessed

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If only there were races with climbs and no descents.

Thots are the only thing that could make femoid cycling popular, i applaud the effort

Daily reminder that Gva won't win anything of relevance this year

Birdcuck
>Looks like a queer
>Talks like a queer
>Wears his hair like a queer
>Married to a manface

Fuglsang is in my conclusion a probable queer.

Yeah just looking at that road on google maps. It doesn't look fun. Maybe I will skip it and do the other side of the Turini instead.

I will have 34x30 so should be ok. Definitely will be eating a lot and taking it easy

Lulu is a loli name, not bad catch for him

I thought you decided to stop being rude last week

Guy is a total chad

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BOGGED

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wtf i love 9gag now

what are you gonna do about it straightboi

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You really cant go too low with gearing. I dont know what kind of gradients you are going to be riding, but if its >9% for a prolonged time, even with a 34x30 you will be in trouble, unless you are crazy strong of course.

That wasn't me, I'm the O.G. GVA shitposter and I've changed my ways

As a matter of fact he's looking good today

Reminding it every race. Until you learn.

damn he could have gotten way better than that

based and pitypilled

Well it seems that you have inspired others then, I hope you are happy with yourself

>Annemiek wins again
Are other cunts even trying?

>watching twinks in tights and shaved legs all summer long
not exactly the most hetro thing to do innit

This is pretty kino desu, normally I find lbl boring

Wait a minute...
Fuck you man

a literal who will win this race

screencap this

I miss SeneCHAD kino, he needs to return already

Fucking dudes in the ass isnt gay, getting fucked by frenchies in the ass like fuglcuck IS gay

prove me wrong

>mercedeswinslol
>quickstepwinslol
What an exciting day

I don't know any of these newfags
>Paaschens
Who?

Based

>Bardet

Dubs and Zacharin wins

>Showing womens race while mens race is exciting
F sjws

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Nederland 1 2 and 3. You jelly?

Why do other country's women not try?
And why can't we dominate men's cycling this hard

Third place Demi Vollering is quite attractive.
Very dutch face which is one of my likings :)
Many of the dutch girls i've had looked a bit like this :)

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How do you piss if you're in the breakaway? You could be filmed any moment

we try

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With machad vdp we will friend

Aka nordic genes somehow in Netherlands

piss in your shorts, nice and warm according to the chewer

Because the women hate eachother and they want to outcompete eachother. The men on the otherhand, are all friends and buddy buddy with eachother, respectful etc..

Stop playing video games

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Birdcuck or alabitch neother in front group, lololol

What has that got to with his question?

GVA is such a retard jesus

GREG GREG GREG GREG

digits and Eiking takes it

Who tf will catch this group

Ehh i was refering to the difference between the dutch men and women.

But you noticed him. That's his goal.

>The harder the race, the better I get!
>Gets dropped on la redoute

digits and gilbert fucking dies

why is it so more comfy to watch in shit weather
why do i want my fellow human beings to suffer
what is wrong with me

>GAS GAS GAS, I can't step on the gas tonight

lmao snorted out some snot; upvoted my good friend!

schadenfreude for those retards

why would you want to see based gilbert killed?

the comfiest races are the tough mountain routes in great weather
you get both great scenery and great racing in those

bit rude

>gilbert
>based
uhmmm sweetie....

cuz you're nice and cozy inside watching

Danebros, why are there so few swedish riders in the pro peloton

thanks

From the goat era in cycling, of course hes based

wet cobbles war zone is always kino but i agree its a close second

How do I get a job as physio for a women's sports team?

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thanks to global warming we will never have a kino race like this again

end me senpai

Their cycling culture is shit

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I want quickshit to crash this race, with no survivors

Swedes too scared to ride their bike in case they end up in the wrong neighbourhood

Denmark is smaller and flatter than the other Scandis so we probably have a more expansive cycling culture. But Norway has had some riders so I guess I have no clue.

Me on the right

Damn do all danes sound so queer-like like fuglsang when speaking english????

/cyc/

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You are more obsessed with Birdsong than even the Danish commentators lmao

lmao and thanks

useless and thanks

laconic and thanks

>You deserve to win Jakob
>I-If you say so

kek

>youve never heard Mads Mikkelsen speak english
Cringe

Do you speak 5 languages faggot?

>that one seething closet homo obsessed with birdsong

Reminder Albasini once called a rider "Negroboy" - thats a based from me

Yes, west-flemish, dutch, french, english, german, Afrikaans and italian

LMAAOOOO, he's a true /virgin/

albasini and moscon, why are the italians so based?

no you

Oui
Yes
Ja
Si
Ken

I like that Skoda car.

Did the Mallorca 225 route with my brother last fall.

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>sky replaced with a late 1990's shitty logo
I hate this timeline

>Those condensation puffs when they breathe

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I want it with all the logos on it. Girls will jump on my dick.

BASED BIG BELGIANS BTFO'ing dumpy danes outta this thread

TESTA DELLA CORSA

>Škoda Superb vanaf € 35.790
Fuck me.

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Cousin of Tete

Based Cancellara in yellow

Its fucking huge though, definitely great bang for buck.

Isn't west-flemish same than dutch?

>implying girls care about cars or money

My dad drives one. I think the design is outdated now. Looks kinda old fashioned

>wanting eastern soviet bloc cars

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ0g6BH0iQY

Its dutch for people with

>Skoda
>eastern soviet bloc car
It's a VAG made with the same parts as Audi and VW. With the same issues.

buy a VW or Audi instead then

It's a very unique dialect, heavily influenced by invading norsemen. Mostly incomprehensible for the other flemish.

One thing interesting about it, one of very few languages that conjugates "yes".

f.e

joak
joaj/joas
joaj/joas
jow
joaj
joas

:)

Based Baby Bjorg looking strong as fuck

>buying a VW

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It has driving assistance and shit. Is it an old model? They even have bikes support. Fucking expensive.

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rude! why the disrespect

based autistic Jap

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>going 55kmh in in 30 zone

What I would advise you is to do the col d eze from nice, then go to la turbie then go to peille then escarene and do the turini. Go down from turini to sospel.

There you have many choice, you can try to go to menton and do the col de la madone or if you want to go very long do the cold de brouis then come back to nice with col de braus.

Go check richie porte in strava, he lives there, that will give you ideas

These hotheads should all be arrested

>buying a VW ever

g*rman cars are unfortunately the only decent choice outside of toyota

french and american cars are a meme

>VW

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>buying a car ever

I was there last year and did the Madone and col d'Eze. This year I want to do Vence and Turini. Maybe I will do Braus and Turini in the one ride.

Why the VW banter? My golf is a decent car.

>>>>citroën

Mohoric in shorts and short jersey. Based.

>peugeot

For big Man only

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Mohoric is a fucking low iq madman and I love him for it

>golf
Mag ik een kapsalon, abdul?

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Golf 2 cabrio is Kino and a decent car.

Damn shame this france doesn't exist anymore

>Golf

Only NPCs buy golfs. Should have gotten a Mazda 3 or something desu, those are based.

best part

>golf

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Then I would go directly from nice to escarene then to turini, go down to sospel then brouis then Fanghetto then back to sospel and go back via col de braus.

The loop sospel-brouis-breil-fanghetto-sospel is amazing.

Also look up mont vial, it's east of nice but it's also very very nice

for me, it's the passat

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>
it's in silver grey like a proud npc's car, don't really care about it, just an utilitarian object for me t b h

sounds good

for me it's a volvo break 240

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>VB flags

based zeecontainer

PHIL
PHIL
PHIL
PHIL
PHIL
PHIL

>phil

Based Japanese cook

For me, it's the Citroen DS

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Based af

>phil
sad

Absolutely blessed

>Gilbert

For me, it's an ellert

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>had 240
>had 940
>had v70
>have s70
>tfw

For me, its the Mazda 6 wagon

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Kino : the car

for me it's the Arteon

It's niggerville already, no getting worse in making it look like it too.

For me it's 508

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Based gilbert not working for memestep

based volvo costumer

*sip*
Ah... Dragostea din Tei, now THAT was a hit

>i want people to think i drive an audi

>very unique
>:)
You unique special snowflake

For me, it's the Abarth 595

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How long do you leave in Alpecin Caffeine Shampoo?

oedje mulle

German cars are overrated as fuck and praise by ngubu and Momo.

Fuck german cars.

Why are there so many Japanese watching this? They are everywhere with their rune speak.

Bet it's just that one autistic cook

They are supporting Fr*nch riders on twitter. The fuck?

Depends on your caffeine tolerance. If you are a heavy coffee drinker then you want leave it longer so it has more of it can get into your bloodstream and take effect

What kind of backward hick do you have to be to believe in this Kleinstaaterei of West-Vlaanderen being in any way, shape or form anything more than insignificant on its own

>mass cageposting in a bike race thread
what is this

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>gilbert

For me, its Maximum Shag Man

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Which kilometer is the Ventou ?

>Gilbert

Typical Gilbert, does nothing for his team even though he knew he was going to get dropped

wtf are you saying? Do you think i want west-vlaanderen to be independent?

From my experience, most people who are into bikeracing are also quite fond of cars.

Based, also alaphillipe looking tired

>fugslang getting his mates to beat up alaphilippe

based

>flipje ded
what is this

It's on television in Japan. The year of cycling is finally here.

>muh regionalism

based retard antwerpenaar

I watch Formula E

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Oost-Vlaming actually, nobody can stand you West-Vlaming hilbilly fucks

Tfw GVA missed the breakaway a-fucking-gain. Unbelievable

Well thats just gay desu

>tfw raced today and the race got suspended with 10 km to go

Shut the fuck up Belgium

I can feel it, it's going to be an aussie win.

No it isnt

Hes always been a dumb cunt, his successes just came from being OP for those two seasons.

your capital city is being colonized by hillbilly fucks then lmao

sorry niklas

based wellens

I should have keep it a sekret. No bully.

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But the question is: is de vis gaan vliegen, michel?

>Astana tactics

Why isnt bicycle racing big in Asia? You are still very avid bicyclists, and have been ever since the bicycle was invented. Why has that not turned into a sport the way it has in yurop?

Based astana retard

>I know a short cut

that astana madlad

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J Sports 4

lol

>That Astana going straight

youtube.com/watch?v=ohn256_ACxg

>Astana
>doing Movistar strategy

300 iq racing

when is that guy going lmao

Yours is bleeding dead and being overrun by azns. That being said gtfo of Ghent, get your own form of education in that shit province of yours

Yea Forums pls go

Just parking the bike and taking a look at someones garden, nothing to see here.

you go Tim

Hupla Wellens

Kom KULAK broer

NEEEEEeeeeeee

For me its nibbles

Fly on the wings of love
Fly Birdie Fly
Reaching the stars above
Touching the Sky

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edit: goddamn

lmao asians what???

>Alaphilippe

>allahphilippe

>flip

>a la phillip

WAIT! Is that Vogelzang?

It's ogre, no belgian once again

B I R D S O N G

For me it's Michael Woods

FUGG :DD

It's his turn

He needs to drop those two or he'll come in 3rd

friendly remind GVA will never win anything relevant again

Formolo winning this easy

De vogel is gaan zingen michel

based teuns

...

michel is ziek copain

Based Wout

Here comes the Sky skeletor

Poels is a little late.

____ is the word

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didn't even know he was starting honestly

HABBENINGS

For me, it's Wowed Pools

FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG

B I R D S O N G

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>fromolel

>that boomer filming with a fucking Ipad

it's his turn

Good, José the Chewer needs some rest. Michel always bullies him

wout will crash this race

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YESS!! WILL IT FINALLY HAPPEN

Based birdsong being powered because i called him a queer

Vogelzang is going to do it

based

its over lads

Allahflip FUMING

>inb4 he makes an Amstel and stops racing at 2km left

youtube.com/watch?v=2Uv-0ePaC5U

Poels shitposts in /cyc/ confirmed.

al die kankerkneusjes fiets je er toch zo uit

Birdcuck will fail somehow

That was just him cucking allah flip, its all part of his plan.

Imagine pro riders shitposting on /cyc/ while riding on races

>Vogelzang chokes in the last km

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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but Rolf won LBL once.

Absolute state of sart-tilman campus raods

Fuck crashing
Fuck Greg
and above all fuck Vincenzo

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Congratulations friend

How is bird in danish?

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FUGLSANG CRASHED OHNONO

based

oizo

Calm down Wout, you have a race to ride.

;_;

Time to retire boys

Really happy for birdcuck :)

and for you :)

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IT WAS CLOSE

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DUDE!!!!

Holy fuck he nearly crashed

lmao

jesus fucking christ i literally had a heartattack

omfg my heart

BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING HELL JAKOB STOP THAT

fucking hell what a save

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Divine providence is with this man

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

please dont choke this

HOLY SHIT

ITS HIS TURN

H I S
T
U
R
N

Cycling best sport.
Can someone call an ambulance for me.

SUPER TIGHT BUTTHOLE

Life long bird gang since 2008 checking in.
Never doubted the Bird. Feels good.

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Divine intervention from Scarponi

>cardinals

This.

He actually did it the madman

its flat as fuck from now

F

>I know that there is still 2 km to go, but fuck it, we did. Huge victory for Denmark

>it's another birdsong wins a spring race over-hyping him for the tour where he underperforms

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Stfu. Birdgang in the house.

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great win
de vogel was gaan vliegen

Jaaaaaaa FUGLSANG

APOLOGIZE

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Finally for Jakob

he actually did it the absolute madman

I wish he would go all in on classics.
Remember he once dropped Cancallara etc. on cobbles. The guy is way to hung to ride GC.

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LIEGE BIRDSONG LIEGE

absolutely based fuglsang

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOGELZANG! JEEEEEUJ!!

quite based not gonna lie

YOU WON ARE YOU HAPPY???

well, it was a good feeling

YOU'RE GREAT. YOU WON. ARE YOU HAPPY?

based birdsong

>Fuglsang has a deal with his wife were he gets to make a splash buy whenever he gets a victory
Based strong woman behind the man running the money.

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DE VOGEL IS GAAN VLIEGEN
absolutely based

inb4 doping scandal in 5 years stripping him from this win

DELET THIS

pls no

Based Oiseauchantant

>Fuglsang has a deal with his wife were he gets to make a splash buy whenever he gets a victory
what is a splash buy ?

what is even a splash buy

Luik is een lelijke kutstad.

>Strong woman
>Can't grow natural eyebrows
Pick one

iets duurs kopen

Porche etc. 10k coffee machine. big boy buys

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it's probably a sex thing

>Astana
3 years at most

buying something for their pool

t.poorlets its like ferraris and shit

APOLOGIZE

>Based Lou Lou predicting his victory

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God tried crashing him

i'm sowwy

literal milf succubus

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She looks like former Sagan's wife

She's like 8 years younger than him actually. idk

Where are we on the Fugl-o-meter?

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I want to fuck her raw and have baby Fugl watch it from the corner of the room

Måge

I hate tv2 so much. That studio was peak comfy though.

>classics season is over

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BASED BASED BASED BASED

*TSJIRPS* IN YOUR PATH

BASED BASED BASED BASED

100%

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Reminder they started dating when Fuglsang was 25 and Loulou was 16.

>Det er bare sindsygt!

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Ugle

Kino tv2, read Jorgen Leth buried their studio for being atrocious

Giro is coming

yeah she was always bad news. Never liked her.

Someone just said that on the radio. Fuck this.

Dont feel sad friendo, the giro starts in two weeks. Also we have Romandie next week which is also comfy usually.

Only if remco wins

*record scratch*
yeb... that's me, almost had me too

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>and that's a based thing

we will get all the cycling newfags back in this thread. Romandie is cool.

This is why everyone should learn how to mountain bike. It will save your ass.

Based dubs user almost causing his crash

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It's almost VROOOME time lads :)

god i wish that was me

fuglsang is a good christian boy dindu nuffin

Shes already hit the wall, she'll divorce his ass and take all his money

Nederland!

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Why was allah flup so trash, over his peak?

ah yes the tom boonen special

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cringe but redpilled

Hey Lulu

BOW DOWN TO BASED JACOB

DANMARK
DANMARK
DANMARK

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Based nur sultan

OG GAMLE DANMARK SKAL BESTÅ

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Based paludan

>ignoring autumn classics

>The Chad Kingdom vs the virgin cooking revolution

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>Not liking kino Hamburg Cyclassics

kino

>Fuglsang lurks Stram Kurs streams

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Literal who as second place in monument, cringe

>greying at age 34

JUST

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muah yes, the much renowned GP Quebec, GP Montreal, London-Surrey classic, Hamburg classics. Truly something to look forward to

It's better than being bald

I actually like that. Grey hair when young looks nice.

>he's not a binche chimay binche chad

>That 26 yo talent

:(

youtu.be/PTd-Z4eTxjo?t=532 based Mader

I’m slightly younger and much greyer on the sides, though not anywhere else.
Started in my late 20’s

I hate this guy, we need jorgen leth back

> not knowing Formolo
cringe

>hating chris anker

One race that people ignore is GP Wallonie.
Very kino finish in Namur.

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Giro di Lombardia

Apparently allah flip told Jacob he hoped Jacob would win

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You have to just embrace it.

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He just says the same things as Rolf, we need a poetic culture guy

>Formolo
>A literal who

fuck you, hes finally getting good after being a top talent a couple of years ago with some great results and then falling into obscurity afterwards. Its a redemption arc and I like it.

Non-white detected, mader and leth is the best team oat for high iq individuals

Gesink broken collarbone and pelvis

Can we get an F in chat

not based and not redpilled

>based Jorgen Leth reading from the tourism guide

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I clip it bald everyday. Don't want that haircut ever.
Also RIP Gesink.

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F
I remember as a kid i saw this hyped video when he was still a talent and was signing for Rabobank.

Jorgen VAR en god kommentator men sidste år kunne han knapt nok færdiggore én meningsfuld sætning.

Cringe, "i only watch for sports element" betas

DELETE THIS

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I mean he wasn't going to ride the Giro wasn't he? Should still make the TDF startlist

>VAR

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>ywn be as based as this

oh shit, F

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I saw one day were he sat on the side of the road.
It looked so pathetic.

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We had the same kind of old man reading history books.

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>nb4 Birdcuck bought the victory from Alaphillipe

>68 kg
based skelly king

How to get a danish gf?

>Should still make the TDF startlist
They just said that the injuries are way to serious. Season is over.

F

>I watch sports to hear an old senile commie ramble about wine and climbers from the 60's

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The Mart Smeets hosted NOS De Avondetappe was absolute kino. I used to watch Vive le Velo first around 9pm, then NOS De Avondetappe at 10.30pm.

I don't know :(

> Place of birth: Genève

what did he mean by this?

based

cycling is a boomer sport

mispelled greve

How do you get so skelly, im 1m90 and weigh 80kgs but feel like i can't lose anymore weight

Bjarne Riis said that to win the Tour you have to be maximum 68 kg. He says it's the magic limit.

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Jakob Fuglsang, objectively the 248th greatest cyclist of all time

I bought his book for my dad for his birthday. We opened a random page and I just read a paragraph out loud. It said something like "If you're full after dinner, you ate too much". Fucking kek

Be black.

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Ridiculous that they fired him. He had so many more viewers than the new Avondetappe. Many people that didn't even followed the tour watched it because it was kino. Fucking retards. Still mad.

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The guy is/was a mega autist.

what do you think of my joke

this is an ad I keep getting on facebook

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A challenger appears

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>facebook
>current year
yikes

This fucking skeleton took it too far.

He is the true skeleton king don't @ me

you forgot 12345

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If i saw him back then i would try to kill it for experience points and loot.

So he finishes his next race in half?
Talk about a freak crash..

0th place.

The bed next to Gesink

He was like a mix between Froome and De Gendt.

>I watch cycling to hear about gearing and get training tips

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>Hates Jorgen Leth
>Post BLACKED memes
gee, almost a correlation here

fucking based Bjarne, he gets it - being a cyclist is not supposed to be fun

>I watch cycling to hear Holm and Bay bants

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DNF, crashes on the first stage of the tour

based portugese bro watching danish telly, Holm is based af - Bay is cringe

Leth fucks big fat black women.

Bay is fine. He's not amazing, but he knows how to activate Holm's trap cards.

and makes them his slave and they're underaged - fucking based to another level

True, but his actual announcing is terrible and he can't finish a sentence without saying oooohhhh and ææææhhhh

I feel like Portuguese bro may have a dark secret

Bay is based. Every duo needs a straight man.

>KILOWATTS

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GOAT passage youtube.com/watch?v=n-ubicQNxyo

>It's best not to look into it.

This is a big thread

voor jou

Remember he was fired for a while from TV2 for this so it's really not an argument for watching TV2.

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I have a feeling they'll keep Chris Anker forever
>30 more years of this meme-voiced, beta cuck adding nothing to the races

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Replay starting now on Eurosport1 btw

I only watch Eurosport desu.
I can't watch that go'morgen danmark tier tv2 coverage.

>Willingly watching commercial breaks

learn dutch get a vpn and watch sporza (2 based boomers)

I'm watching now.

On Eurosport player they often have a secondary feed that is the raw feed. So when there is commercials i just switch.

I skipped to tv2 with about 30-40 km to go to avoid commercial breaks.

can't wait for Holm & Bay radio tour kino tomorrow, although the host is an idiot, lol when Holm berated him for calling Liege sleep inducing last week

Lads anything to watch until giro?

>Romandie
>Tour of Yorkshire

For me its romandie

Where and when is that?

>Albasini all the sudden shows up

eurosport.dk posts it in the afternoon on mondays every week

too bad based black skin hater didn't win

Heart attack moment inc.