/bundes/

L-B-L and Formel 1 today.

reminder that there is quite something at stake for you

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I’m not too worried.

>they said something retarded
>but it made normies mad so it's based xDDD
Hello Kevin-Basedren

It's not retarded though

ösi and ami OPs should be instantly deleted

§ 140 StGB

He's in prison for stealing beer glasses and salt shakers

Was macht die Jobsuche, Yugösi?

How can I get a gf like this?

You have to fight the burger first, he also wants to be her bf.

Kölsch glasses, not to be confused with beer.

It's laughable at this point

Both are clear pens, get over it.

my OPs are always high quality though, unironically second best right after Thorsten

fotos von den tatverdächtigen liegen der dortmunder staatsanwaltschaft im rahmen eines ermittlungsverfahrens schon vor uezs

>Referee Tobias Stieler ließ weiterlaufen. Eine vertretbare Entscheidung.
Kicker

thanks for not reminding us of the semis today, tom, you useless cunt. because of you I missed the first hour.

stream: youtube.com/watch?v=th7YNox0BJg

I don't know about you guys but I am ready for the race.

Just put some apples in the oven to snack on later for it

Hope for some good crashes and at least 3 safety cars.

I can defeat a 300kg man

monkey strength

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Remember to use github.com/SoMuchForSubtlety/F1viewer

Best thing the Ösi has ever done.

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Is she Courtois sister? She's really qt

I do not disagree. Thankfully the mods already did that for the last Ami OP

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no. Curtois's sister plays volleyball. she's a little short-stacked fatso

what is a Genitiv

Gikiewicz is unironically the best 2. bunda keeper

Do non Germans/Austrians/Swiss watch this league?

where do I find the pokal pasta?

WHO HERE READY FOR THE RACE?

nah thanks lol

anyone got it?

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What's her name?

Luise Mubarak (née Schmidt)

"her"

>watching mwl

it's a Schnitzelpot, idiot

omg german girls look like THAT?

Me. My favourite league unironically

pls stop watching our league

Based (I love Portugal btw)

That's nothing. Her girl friend looks even hotter. Too bad this got cropped so you only see a bit of her hair.

Don't worry, I'm used to shit leagues. I follow my team everywhere tho.

Really? Most Germans don't like us at all, I think. I'm currently learning German

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CAAAAHMAAAAN UNION BÖRLIN

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Post full please

you mean her, dont you? I cant even imagine being this wrong

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auf gehts paderbundes
*bum bum*
schießt paar verdammte tore

oink tier

also, its a well known fact that, all in all (looks + character), this is the hottest girl of the whole series

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will hsv finally self implode after they dont get promoted? can the club start over from there an reclaim former glory?

I'd usually be optimistic about this but I'll save my optimism until the final whistle blows. Union has no been looking good these past few weeks

Post the burschikos qt3.14 please

the movie one? havent saved her but I saw her reposted on tv this week

SCUMBURG BTFOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Need to win
>Play without a striker
HSV with the 200 IQ tactics

So what's her name?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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...

Post the french qt from the video talking about Truffaut and Wim Wenders

this image makes me hard

>be Köln
>fire your coach despite all but having secured promotion

These fucking chokers
Lol

>these last 5 matches for Union and HSV
absolute meme league

>HIV
>HIV
>HIV

pls union fuck hiv

>Jena rolling up the field from behind

But google doesn't show anything. Is she an actress? Did she partecipate in a series or something?

>Be in 1st place most of the time and do well overall with your Coach
>Stil fire him to get Wolf who is only known because he was youth coach at Dortmund
>Now in 4th place
Absolutely deserved.
also

>Holtby is one of your best players
>Even if he plays badly he runs and defends a lot
>Don't renew his contract
>Isn't even on the bench
>Still let Hunt play
>Someone who joggs around a 10m radius and runs like a 50 year old cancer patient
I hate being born in Hamburg.

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I feel for u dude. ur fans dont deserve it but ur team does for sure

>rating Holtby
wew

It's just a Youtube series where they interview random people on the street and add subtitles to teach foreigners German. The /bundes/ el americano uses it to learn our beautiful language.

Holtby is a super average budnes player but this is the 2nd league my dude.

He is still shit and worse than Titz.

For sure man. I think so as well.

Wolf going to Stuttgart and Hamburg of all clubs is also a weird move, career-wise

all is lost

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lol you actually googled it

Ah shit this one ? I watch it myself.
I'd like to learn german myself but it's fucking hard to pronunce for us Italians

BASED

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i like tits

Is Hunt slower than Lasogga?

can you link the video?

*walks away from promotion*

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average 2nd bundes player maybe

I like the Russian qt

youtube.com/watch?v=w7sFJWaMDkQ

good Stichwort, have the official bundes milkers frend
/ourmilkers/

anyone got her best pic where shes with her dog wearing tight leggings?

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Found this going through a chain of past posts in the archive:
youtube.com/watch?v=QNq1Xp6DgJw @ 1:04

Quite stupid of a comparison as Titz also coached them in first league.

Try busuu, it's bretty good. Duolingo is shit and will confuse you

far left is the cutest imho

what is a source?

they look dutch, not german

why did köln and hamburg sack their coaches? i still don't get it

cheers hans

Thanks I'll give it a try.
You are pretty based my man.

>HIV

>getting cursed by St. Fauli
get FUCKED Hamburg

>HSV

se

superior krautfu

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EISERN!!!

g*rman girls are trash olaf

Hamburger Scheiß Verein absolutely btfo

Welp.

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>SHITBURG
AHAHAHAHAHA

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they're dummbatze

she cute tho

wildsauimbett/10

acquiesced

youtu.be/2awKEgIZq_I?t=289
not her but also cute

the quadgod wills it

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>doesn't get promoted in your path

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AUE AUE JZ GIBTS HAUE

I would want to ____ Denmark.

Fill in the empty space.

love 2nd bundes

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SCHEIßE MANN

Hazard bestätigt Einigung mit dem BVB

Redpill me on Union Berlin and Paderborn, are they good guys or just or regular your Freiburgs, your St Pauli, your Koln,?

sancho is gone then

wring out

but Hazard would be the Pusylick replacement

>18 points between 2nd and 14th
now THAT's a league

feetfuck

>Ich sag dazu nichts mehr. Das habe ich schon oft gesagt. Das müssen andere jetzt mal erkennen. Ich rege mich im Spiel nicht mehr darüber auf, das ist mir die Energie nicht wert. Wir als Spieler haben immer wieder die Argumente gebracht, ob wir nicht vielleicht was ändern müssen. Wir haben den Trainer auch mit einbezogen. Aber irgendwann gehen uns die Argumente aus.

Bürki is done with Favreball.

>1.FC Köln fängt sich Korb ein: Dárdai wird nicht Anfang-Nachfolger

stay strong NURanon

O NO NO NO

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Sandhome will go into relegation with 34 points, carve this post in stone.

>1.83 pts per game
>good

>Meet girl
>yesterday our second date
>I kiss her, she doesn't retaliate
>no tongue kiss, thought I'd chill
>She asks me a few moments later if I like tongue kissing
>Reply yes of course
>She says she really dislikes it and kissing isn't her thing in general
What do I do bros? I can't imagine being with a girl that doesn't wanna passionately french kiss. Do you think she says that because she doesn't want to rongue kiss me? I don't have bad breathe and shit but I find it hard to believe there are heterosexual women out there that straight up dislike french kissing. I really like her too, she's super cute. God damn it I might have to blow her off for this.

fc hollywood is back. the circle continues.

>She says she really dislikes it and kissing isn't her thing in general
kek

Union Berlin seem like good guys

No fuck you filthy ABS. We'll secure 15th spot.
Ingolstadt won't win against Hamburg next week.

>german affection

french kiss is disgusting

>second date
>kiss
You found yourself a slut, m8

I kissed her mate. Also if you don't want to be perceived as ultra cuck, if you don't kiss by at least the third date you might as well just delete her number.

To add to that, she didn't immediately go "I hate kissing" after I kissed her, it was like half an hour later.

zoomers were a mistake

>girl wants to skip the kissing
take the clue my man, she's thirsty

why would u not enjoy kissing at all wtf

Who will get the 4th CL spot? Hoffenheim or Leverkusen?

Ask her if she like being kissed down there, it's more efficient

Congrats, you've found yourself a psychotic one. Also

Maybe she decided that she hates kissing after thinking some time about your kiss

She told me today she is really turned on by me and she wouldn't have minded if I pulled her into the backseats of my car and did something yesterday.

I told her I can't really imagine having sex without kissing and added a haha at the end. She did a few monkey emotes and I haven't replied yet.

pic um die situation besser einschätzen zu können

Should I fuck her and bail? You guys might be onto something, she must be crazy.

LMAO DIS BITCH CRAZY

Is she geman?

>She did a few monkey emotes and I haven't replied yet
see

Olmo

nah, nobody wants to kiss you because you're ugly

Blonde, blue eyes. Full german.

Yes, show a photo of her eyes, than we might see if she could be crazy

sounds good
I don't understand problem :DD

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I hate kissing too, one bad thot and you're marked for life.

there you go

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rude

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The eyes of a killer. Run

das isn mongo, junge

Uh oh

Look far apart
Fetal alcohol syndrome?

youtube.com/watch?v=iRHEbmhPPEE

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I just checked myself in the mirror and you definitely couldn't fit another eye between my eyes, just saying.

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Hoffenheim, which sucks since Nailsmeme won't be there next season.

Don't sticky in crazy m8

>Really? Most Germans don't like us at all, I think. I'm currently learning German

I think most people are rather indifferent towards Portugal. Dont know why, but I love Portugal, too (other user).

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würde

cute girl

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Good to hear. I plan on taking one year out, choose some Bundesliga or 2. Bundesliga team and travel with them everywhere for one season. Comfy af

anyone watching the plastico?

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I'm following the result on sofascore if that counts

yes yes

nö I only watch bestbundes desu

unironically watching it la ( very shit match )

Sounds good, do you have already an idea which team you will follow?

Arnold showing that he's still have the goat potential

>Am Samstag nach der desillusionierenden 2:4-Pleite gegen Schalke hat sich Favre geäußert - in einer für ihn untypischen Deutlichkeit. "Der Titel ist verspielt", sagte er. Favre gibt auf, er will das Thema weghaben und gibt die Meisterschaft verloren, obwohl zum Zeitpunkt seiner Aussage der Rückstand auf den FC Bayern nur einen Punkt betrug.
>Das löste am Sonntagmittag heftigen Widerspruch beim Boss aus. Ihm hat die Kapitulationserklärung seines Trainers überhaupt nicht gefallen. Gegenüber dem kicker erklärte Hans-Joachim Watzke: "Wir geben erst dann auf, wenn es rechnerisch nicht mehr möglich ist. Das ist unsere Verpflichtung den Fans gegenüber." Ohne Kampf die weiße Fahne zu hissen, kommt für Watzke nicht infrage.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN

TOR IN SINSHEIM

Yes. nice equalizer there.

#kommheimThomas

>Baumann

based wolves
pls hold

I really like SGE, but I've heard the city sucks and it's full of immigrants. I also like /schalke/ but Gelsenkirschen is a shithole. Stuttgart seems nice but it makes me remember a German girl I met. Hamburg is also comfy but the city is a shithole. Other teams are either too big to have a real experience or don't appeal to me.
Dresden also seems nice but I would prefer the first division.
And I would need to meet some guy from there to "guide" me throughout everything

BASED traumtor

come to Aue
*bang bang*

Well, I may if you redpill me enough

>Reus and Wolf probably out for the rest of the season
>Rest of the team is pretty average too
>Bayern only has 1 tough game left against RB
>Dortmund still has to play Bremen, Düsseldorf and Gladbach
And there is no way Bayern will lose against Nürnberg so it's actually 4 points. Favre is right.

Go to Kaiserslautern

bremenanon here. had a great weekend in düsseldorf despite that awful performance. altstadt and längste theke der welt lässt grüßen.
also, laura wontorra sat two rows in front of me (shitty pic related, i felt bad taking a sneaky photo). she was nice to look at, so at least that was something. she ate wurst and drank beer and was using whatsapp, instagram, kicker and bild a lot. she's sadly no /bundes/ poster though by the looks of it.

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the most elite non-elite player in the league tßh

based Ossis
comfy town (15000 people)
comfy stadium
loyal fans (6000 went to Hamburg)
barely any immigrants
no Ngubus

Fun fact, the city of Kaiserslautern is a twin town of my city

no idea what that pic is sideways btw.

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>it's a Leverkusen misses out on the CL on GD episode

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Favre has always been a huge cunt. I rated his work in M'Gladbach but that's it. His delussion that he's a worldclass trainer and that never anything is his fault, ever, will be the reason why his biggest career success will be reaching the CL with M'Gladbach after he retires in 10-15 years.

t. Thomas T. aus Paris

>bürgerlichLaura Ariane Christel Wontorra-Zoller

kek
I mentioned because there's a big number of portuguese there, and ofc because 1FCK is a proppa german team

this is the post

Who OST OST OSTDEUTSCHLAND hier?

hier

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Who 5MIN WALK UNTIL FRANCE hier?

There's no such thing as Ostdeutschland. There is only the based DDR (GDR).

WHERE WHERE IS THE BANANA

*Mitteldeutschland

Tim = Leipzig
Rüsseltier = bundes

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I miss him :(

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who isn that?

i wen to portugal the first time for the benfica - frankfurt match

the city was comfy as fuck and the people were great - only downside were the drug dealers, the got annoying

Tim "based" Thoelke, da bulls' Stadionsprecher

Red Bull ist nicht aus Ostdeutschland uezs

ok tell him is hasenscharte is barely noticeable

ja ist aus Mittel-Süddeutschland

Noice. Do you usually go to the sge games?

why dont you tell him

give me his snapchat

Reminder that Germans elected a former stasi to lead their country and predictably she destroyed it from within

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>In 50 Years there'll be no more German Girls that look like her

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>snapchat
try twitter

Doesn't matter anymore. Most german anons on Yea Forums have given up on the country.

i have a season ticket for the last 15 years but i usually don't go to away games

euro league this year is an exception

based boomer

>
>Lewis Holtby hat Hannes Wolf am Samstag nach dem Abschlusstraining gebeten, nicht mit nach Berlin fahren zu müssen - und wird nun nie wieder für den HSV auflaufen. "Das ist kein Verhalten, das macht keinen Sinn mehr", sagt der Sport-Vorstand.
>Hintergrund: Nachdem er Samstag erfahren hatte, dass er nicht zur Startelf für das Top-Spiel gehört, hatte Holtby zunächst gebeten, nicht mit zu müssen, eine halbe Stunde später dann aber seine Meinung revidiert. Doch Wolf sagt: "Er hat realisiert, dass es ein Fehler war. Aber da war es zu spät, da hatten es die anderen Jungs natürlich mitbekommen." Offen, ist ob Holtby die einzige Suspendierung bleibt. "Wir werden weitere Maßnahmen zum Wochenanfang besprechen", erklärt Becker.
>Wolf bleibt Trainer. Becker: "Ich halte nichts davon, jetzt einen Schuldigen zu suchen und werde niemanden opfern. Die Ursachen bei uns sind andere."

Reminder that alp qt is actually best grill

>Still let Hunt play
>Someone who joggs around a 10m radius and runs like a 50 year old cancer patient
isn't this the guy with a huge zit on his sack?

ich möchte diesen post wegen ekeligkeit melden

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i don't want to play for the HSV as well

>i rate Nagelsmann

>slipping to Nurnberg
kek, never change Buyern

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LCIM MAKES BENCH LCIM MAKES BENCHLCIM MAKES BENCHLCIM MAKES BENCHLCIM MAKES BENCHLCIM MAKES BENCHLCIM MAKES BENCH

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TOR IN SINSHEIM

>Baumann

Unsure if I should get a sechser from tankstelle ugezs.

bruder wo ist demirbay

I'm a Wolfsburg lifelong now

You’re welcome :)

the truth that laptop zoomers don't want to hear: RB should keep Rangnick, he's a better coach than Nageltmann.

Alright that explains that. Now I want to know why he played without a striker and why he let Vagnoman play again only to sub him out at halftime.

nagelsmann is so ugly
his face disgusts me

rangnick has a better squad than nailsmeme. but i agree he's also good.

thanks for the update, bremenanon

based

how do you know it's still there?

nagetier

is there actually a replacement for r/soccerstreams somewhere?

nagelsmann is better coach but rangnick the boomer is a respektsperson. with nagelsmann RB will become a total affenzirkus.

reddit.com/r/redditsoccercity/

>laura wontorra
She is v cute but needs to cut it with the tanning

what did James do now?

Still not a regular.

>malli
kek

Strange though, I'd play him against Nuremberg without a 2nd thought.

5 minutes into Memrise and this is what you get
Based

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awoooooooooooooooooo~

I like M.Arnold

too bad he plays for golfsburg

>Torben makes bench
Is neuer kill for good?

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>Nailsmeme

OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Let’s hope so

basado

he's expected to be back for the Leipzig game

The salt of the low iq customers in the Twitter comments is so fucking funny

twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1122514327267893250

uff man

Medienanwalt ist eingeschaltet!

26 goals already! Only one more and we will be at 27 goals in 9 games, reaching the desired 3 goals per game average.

good thing bayern will slam 10 goals past nuremberg

what even is the point of being a fahrstuhlmanschaft. jky

>Bruno actually turned into a decent coach

In b4 he goes to Schalke and destroys his reputation.

>muh James

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Thiem won Barcelona

wow

Arnold coul be way easily one of the best midfielders in /bundes/ if Wolfsburg wasn't so shit in these past seasons

Now he needs to gewinn Roland Garros

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Guys, feel free to congratulate me on Fuglsang’s big win today. I’m very happy.

>So Why Doesn't Anybody Care About Him?
Maybe because nobody cares about tennis.

chelshit also being in shit form is good news for frankfurt

I care about thiem and tennis, so actually the author of that article (as well as (Du)) is just a retard

Well, but you are nobody in the grand scheme ot things.

Not true, my mom says I'm important and that I matter

WHO HERE READY FOR THE MATCH?

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>"I care about tennis"

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:)

youtu.be/PDM9DR1XCWI

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nice, thanks.
Denmark Bestmark

lol is this how german women are?!? I've heard about some euros just being complete robots, fuckin Aye, lmao

Komme gerade von nem Punktspiel. Stand 1:0 für uns, letzte Minute der zweiten Hälfte wird im 16er ein Spieler von uns mit dem Ball an der Hand getroffen, nachdem er geschubst wird. Schiri sieht nichts, da das ganze in einer Spielertraube passiert, entscheidet aber auf Zuruf der Gegner auf Elfmeter. Wir protestieren beim Schiri, er lässt nicht mit sich reden. Auf die Nachfrage, welcher Spieler denn überhaupt das Handspiel gemacht haben soll, antwortet er nicht - da er es ja nicht weiß. Auf die Frage, was der Spieler mit der Hand machen soll, antwortet der Schiri: "Das ist 'ne neue Regel." Auf Nachfrage, welche Regel er meint, antwortet er "Haben Sie gestern Bundesliga gesehen? Da gab es auch so einen Elfmeter."
Elfer wurde übrigens gehalten, aber der Nachschuss war drin - von einem der vier gegnerischen Spieler, die zu früh reingelaufen sind. Das hat der Schiri dann aber nicht gesehen, auch wenn er, so seine Stellungnahme, "genau drauf geachtet hat".

what are the monkey emotes?

i mean, they're not crazy eyes but more like, autist eyes.

based boomer

truly sad, i want a big ol oktobertitty gf

FUCKIN BOLIVIA IN THE BUNDES THREAD!
Why no come to copa libertadores???

complacent stuff from Bayern

top based

>ullreich

Ullreich ist der größte Pflaumenaugust

>ll
casuals go away

bayern is going to lose. topkek

t. ulle

nah it will be a 0:1

WHAT the fuck was that freekick

>Lewanshitski
psalm

Rocket Science

this!

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Babsi almost qualified for Praha.

is this the one who got here tits taken off for sports?

>Hallo Köln....

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I'm not surprised, nuremberg are a tough nut to crack these days
t. leverkusener

You just KNOW bayern will get a dodgy penalty in the 87th minute

Robben (90.+2)

Zwayer is officiating lower league game in his free time

klare rote für arnold nicht gegeben. was soll das?

why are bauern not buying James? he's better than muller and cuckretzka

>why are bauern not playing James?
that's the question you need to be asking yourself first
you need at least 8 attacking players to score on nuremberg

the low-light technology lass is a proper qt

Hoyzer actually is

Reminder that Goretzka already made Buyern money at the time of his signing:
>lure Rudy to Buyern for free
>lure Goretzka to Buyern for free
>Schalke needs a replacement and buys Rudy for €15m

>grandpa around
>Max-Morlock stadium is named after a guy at the WC54..he even scored a goal, right?

>he was actually almost 30 at the time and remembers it as a part of his life
surreal desu

>Bayern nigger fans
lamina sané

>Max Morlock
More like Max Moruk lmao

bauern are pathetic.

>boomern

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

ELMANDER

Oh no no no

lmao

>sub off müller
>lose
OH NO NO

It's fucking happening.

Kovac OUT!

lol
dortmund actually could have won the league had they not slipped to >schalke
state of

Favre looks even more pathetic now

4d underwater backgammon

ERA OF THE BULL STARTING EARLY?

Rudy was the better player.

Kill yourself

THEY WERE REFBALLED FROM START TO FINISH

>chimp out
>claim refball
the absolute state

seethe harder

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bayernkurve.de/thread-5637-page-10.html

so much salt - i love it

can they actually mathematically win the league?

when did kohlchan die? ernst is so slow

James hattrick incoming.

is the mic of the commentator broken or is it my stream?
the crowd sounds normal but this guy sounds like kermit the frog

of course, there are still 9 points to get and RB is only 6 points behind if Buyern lose this.

SCHLAGT DEN BAYERN DIE SCHÄDELDECKE EIN

HSVbros still based as always

3 if you take into account the asshammering Bayern will get at MD33

how so?

Nürnberg is such a shitshow club.

would be awesome if it happened
no way tho

its up and running just fine

kohlkanal.net/b/src/1556392353234.mp4

James hattrick incoming.

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Kohl works just fine?

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bet your estate on it

>drawing at Munich and against Shitmund would have been enough to be fully in it right now
;_;

fugg :DDD

Bayern auf der Selbstmord-Uhr

>james
My my

:( why is post 2014 jamemes so pechofrio lads

By the way: with this Nürnberg goal we just reached the magical 27 goals that are necessary for a 3 goals per game average.

>james

based nuremberg saving /bundes/

they migrated servers recently and it was slow af, now they migrated again and it's fine

Let's hope it stays this way.. :DDD

is bayern trying to outchoke borussia?

>james is playing deeper than goretzka

leeds scored a controversial goal today so they let aston villa score for free

Jesus Christ, Hames

>both are shit

based

why doesn't bayern just cut inside?

>FCN!
wtf is happening

elaborate

Arjen's dead

buyern losing doesn't even matter

dortmund got no one left to play with those red cards and without reus sancho is also worse

Die Legende lebt

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>Am Samstag nach der desillusionierenden 2:4-Pleite gegen Schalke hat sich Favre geäußert - in einer für ihn untypischen Deutlichkeit. "Der Titel ist verspielt", sagte er.
somebody tell Favre to turn on CNN

true

Huh. That's nice.

Villa had a player down and Leeds scored instead of stopping play, so Bielsa instructed his players to let them score

Davies hattrick incoming

James injured already? lmao

>nigger IN

old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/bibagg/entire_leeds_vs_aston_villa_controversy/

Leeds scored a goal while some other player was injured (i think), so Bielsa told his players to let them score on them

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#respect

Vejle and AGF did the same last weekened

strong

>subbing in meme players instead of lcim
literally asking for this

I'm still confused why that one Leeds player looks to be sincerely defending though

wait why is jamemes out so fast? ajajajajaa

>hamez

didnt get the memo

because he didnt agree with this

I'm surprised bayern are looking for more pacey nogs, they already have too many.

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purple monkey dishwasher

bang

>that one guy who didn't get the message and is mad at everyone
lmao

>le boomer haircut lad

who are you referring to

Mia san BLACKED!

>take off James
>score
Hmmmm

Oh he got the message, he just wasn't accepting it

noice

kohlchan.net/int/src/1556473137851.webm/kc presentation.webm

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based Bielsa is a top chad

perfect shot

?

Why was jamez subbed out so fast?

neck yourself, reddnigger

injury

no clue
he didn't look injured

Kovac needed to bully someone

>blacked
REEE

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literally

yikes if true

oh, too bad that nuremberg guy touched the ball

he sucks

>father & son on their bikes in the ultra mob

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>Mocking the game
I hope the ref cancelled it and punished them

should be investigated for matchfixing, goals scored is a tiebreaker.

a point wins the league or no?

no

Bayern is losing or at best drawing against RB and Eintracht. You tell me.

fuck bayern niggers

ruh roh

>Kovac
LIMONE

NO ERA

ERA

ERA

OH NO NO NO NO

PEN PEN PEN

BENULDY

DUSELED

lololololo

>Norimberga

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lmao nurnburg shitter

FUCK OFF

noooooooooooooooooo
the bad guys always win

rigged

useless

ERA :DDd

>Elbow in the opponents face and hand on the ball

>nuremberg

ZUNULLREICH :^)

based post

JUST

The post that officially relegated Nurnberg. What a fucking shitter.

What a useless shit club. Just get relegated already.

Don't nuremberg have the worst penalty taking record this season? why does this guy still shoot them?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FRANKENLAND

Man what the fuck. The world and the football god is against dortmund

alter das hat geknallt. keine platzwunde?

We can go even depper.

Ich bereue diese Liebe schon ein bisschen um ehrlich zu sein

>DUMMELS

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Der Club is a Depp.

>implying holding buyern to a draw isn't already more than anyone expected

jajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajsjsjsjsj
HOW SWAY

Coman you dumb fucking N

who the fuck is Davies? The Fred of Bayern?

just end the fucking club

>nigger

COMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are you dumb? now all is open

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COMAN CHOKES AWAY THE TITLE

>bet on Bayern to win when 1-0 down
lelmo, never could have scored it

some fast nigger from the MLS

Over. Nurn is gone and Bay loses the league.

Its already another guy than originally

zu viele retardierte neger in der mannschaft

the absolute state

>Coman

Merde Fucking Niger

Nigger Messi

SCHEIß NIGGER MAN WAS IST MIT DEM

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FUCKING NIGGAS GET OUT

N

>south germany

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jez 1 nürnberger

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>Chokeberg

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Aren´t they getting tired of that fucking balcony? Every year.

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>all this >nurnberg, hahahahfucking chokers posting
you fucking faggots, you should be laughing at bayern.

Nürnburger was unironically a good burger

better than those grey cheeseburger patties

>dortmund will win EVERY game now
>Bayern will slip against leipzig or Frankfurt
that would be epic as heck

based

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>dirtmund winning anything
lmao

Bayern will def slip against Leipzig

>win
>against werder, düsseldorf and gladbach
>without reus
>without a defence

Doubt it.

I hate that retard

so will dirtmund against gladbach

>Just roll over and die against Dortmund
>Play (almost) the match of their lives against Bayern
Every time

>gladbach

will be a kino game for sure

Are you a Leipzig lifelong?

No Tobi, I am not. The league is absolute dogshit.

>Bayern actually choke
>Dortmund STILL have a chance despite being retarded
>But Reus will get banned for the rest of the season tomorrow meaning they won't won a single game
JUST END MY LIFE

We drew against Dirtmund at home as well retard

they also held dortmund to a draw tho

why are people insisting the penalty was umstritten? its clear as fuck

FUCK this """""""sport""""""""

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it's not like werder, dusseldorf and gladbach are any better qualitatively than dortmund.

glubb is a depp

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>the Bundes takes all of its entertainment out of the fact that all teams involved are utterly incompetent and useless
Ligue 1: farmer's league
Serie A: retirment league
Bundes: comedy league

based

So who will step up for Dortmund? Who will lead the team to the Meisterschaft?

Bundes is >Schalke tier lately

immerhin kann man sich hier im stadion ein bier reinhauen^^

Based Hannover will save bundes next week

Glubb = Depp

bruun larsen

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A Гpyпa: best league

is this bait?

Give me one reason why what Kovac did was right. Holy fuck I have never seen a coach be this fucking shameless. I'm not even a particular James fan but god damn how can you do that to a man?

topkek
customers unironically think their dumpsterfire of a squad is better than BVB
enjoy Frankfurt and leipzig

How many games into the next season before he gets sacked?
My guess is after the 4th CL game

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explain

this

autist who writes barely understandable and boring

>Dortmund will win the league while Reus is banned

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welcome to schalke

why is Coman such a nigger?

He's survived because currently the only non-retarded managers are klopp, pep and Stoycho Mladenov and they are not availible

Uli won't kick him out when he wins the double

>plays best rückrunde since 2013
>people still ask for your head

cos he's french

If he wasn't shit he would not need a good rueckrunde

weakest league since forever though. maybe last season the league was weaker even.

he has a shit squad desu

not kovac fault the nigga cant score

Pep would have won against this competition with 30 points distance.

no fucking way Bayern will not drop points against leipshit and niggerfurt

cuz gnabry has been saving his ass time and time again

How high is the chance that Reus plays Dortmunds Last game?

Honestly, I want 50+1 to just go. I'm sick of it. Used to believe in this tradition crap but the league is such garbage man...

Neuer: finished boomer
Ulreich: shit
Kimmich: overrated zoomer
Suele: good zoomer
Boateng: finished boomer
Hummels: finished boomer
Rafinha: finished boomer
Alaba: decent but stagnant
Martinez: good but a pure DM
Thiago: good
Goretzka: the less on the ball the better
James: would have been a world beater 20 years ago
Mueller: finished boomer
Lewa: finished boomer
Robben: finished boomer
Ribéry: finished boomer
Coman: brainless pace nog
Gnabry: good but not a matchwinner
Davies: pure meme

Tl;dr: Kovac is overachieving.

bayern won't drop points again. nürnberg at home are just shit to play for every team cause there's no football going on. frankfurt and leipzig will try to play and lose unluckily.

yikes

no way Dortmund will not drop points without Reus in the last few games

dude most clubs have enough money, they are just utterly incompetent

Martinez is done since 2014

Like 50+1 matters lol.
How many titles do hoffe and bull have?
Wolsburg are the only team bypassing the 50+1 thats won shit

these are all still good enough to destroy german football which is 2nd tier in europe

if you fail to win the league with bayern you must have done it on purpose

>dortmund chokes a 50 points lead
>buyern wins its 10th league in a row
>all german teams drop out against fc tractor in CL/EL
>all german teams get raided by eplel and lol liga
>the same fucking trainers rotate between clubs
IM SICK OF IT ROBBIE

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hands down Robben would have decided it today

>süle
>gnabry
>good

lel

Good level then

Not customer friendly

Compare their squad to Leipzig's and tell me which one you'd rather have.
Kampl, Frosberg, Poulshit, Werner, Konaté, Orban, Halstenberg etc >>>>

these are good names but they are chokers and losers. bayern players have this aura that protects them from total failure. they CANNOT lose the league. meanwhile leipzig have achieved dogshit both in bundes and internationally. they choke against östersund or trondheim or whatever.

Robbery have been carrying this shit club for years. Them and the refs.

stay salty kek

but its true. even when the refs didnt matter. it was mostly robben and ribery destroying everyone.

Wat?

>being this desperate
Watching Buyern and Dirtmund shit the bed will always be more fun than having three billionaire teams who are guaranteed to win the league. Who gives a shit about CL anyway.

The final redpill is realising that it's not Bayern winning the league every year but everyone else losing it due to their incompetence. Bayern are incredibly useless when you think about it. They have two CLs since the 70s, they are nothing in Europe. It's not like losing the league to Barcelona and Real every year. It's not even losing it to Man City who have infinite money. They're losing to Bayern who are lead by a senile grandpa who buys shit tier players and who have been carried by two permacrocked old men for a decade.

>They have two CLs since the 70s
just to make this clear, since the 70s (almost 45 years ago) Bayern have won exactly ONE cl more than Dortmund and FUCKING HSV

that's how irrelevant they are in the bigger picture

deserved to win against Chelsea
deserved at least one since 2013 but spanish clubs went on a doping spree

>and FUCKING HSV
Based HSV dabbing on the rest of this shitty league. We just need them back up there to have 3 decent teams in the CL every year.

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still dont understand these stats pls explain

Leipzig aren't even 10 years old yet, hold your fucking horses

It's true to a degree but Buyern certainly has played their part in ruining everyone else over the decades.

>Kovac is overachieving
No

new thread when?

how much to miss a penalty?

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can we appreciate for one moment how ridiculous formula 1 aka MERCEDESWINSLOL has become?

lost interest as soon as the nigga started winning

>watching guys drive in circles while the best machine wins

it has always been retarded

people only watched it for crashs and with all the safety measures it's pointless now

well i liked him in his first season back then but dropped him when he became this insufferable celeb kind

fastest mechanics* lol
Most of the time the engines are equal enought and it all comes down to the fastest mechanics...

merc is like 40 seconds faster than the rest at this point tho.

>since the 70s (almost 45 years ago) Bayern have won exactly ONE cl more than Dortmund and FUCKING HSV
that's a pretty convenient statistic since they won three consecutive titles in the 70s. if we exclude the European Champions Cup, Bayern and Dortmund are the only two german teams who have won the CL, and with their two titles Bayern has won more titles than Chelsea, Liverpool and Juve. CL isn't easy and doesn't say anything about "relevancy".
>that's how irrelevant they are in the bigger picture
they have won the last six Meisterschaften in a row, usually with a considerable lead. no team other than Dortmund managed to consistently rival them.
I literally have no idea where you're getting the idea from that Bayern is not - by far - the best German team. it baffles me that people like you ALWAYS start showing up after a bad game. I think it's you who should look at the big pictue here.

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