Today's schedule (GMT):
>10am
Barry Hawkins vs Kyren Wilson
Ali Carter vs Zhou Yuelong
>2:30pm
John Higgins vs Stuart Bingham (4-4)
Judd Trump vs Ding Junhui (5-3)
>7pm
Barry Hawkins vs Kyren Wilson
Ali Carter vs Zhou Yuelong
All matches are best of 25 frames
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I was just wondering where you were and contemplating making the OP. I should never have doubted you for a second ausbro.
Good morn snooker pals
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>snooker is already on
top comfy
Morning lads.
Penultimate 10am start of the tournament lads.
>Blarry v Young Koiren
this gon' be good
>tfw it's Blorkins year
...
Where the fuck is MC ROB WALKAAAH?
at the London marathon, obviously he doesn't think the snooker is as important
GWAN BAZZA
Aren't there 2 more?
To be fair, I was late today. I slept until 10am.
>Neil has been a vegan since 2014.[108] He is conscious that some of his clothes, including his snooker shoes, are not completely made up of vegan materials.[109]
>Robertson is friends with former England footballer John Terry.[110]
>In June 2016, he became ambassador of electronic snooker simulator app Snooker Live Pro.[111] In April 2017, Robertson admitted to being addicted to video games.[112]
Good morning
Hello
GOOD OLD SHAUN HE'S A CHRISTIAN
BORN AGAIN AND THAT'S A FACT
HE PLAYS A GOOD GAME IN THE FINAL FRAME
JUST A SHAME THAT HE'S SO FAT
ON A MAXIMUM BREAK HE SAID "CHRIST SAKE"
"CAN YOU PULL THE BLOODY SCREEN UP?"
BUT FILLED WITH DOUBT, THE RED STAYED OUT
"AND I LOOKED A FUCKING RIGHT TWAT!"
>the city of BBC Two
>Temporary fault
lost coverage AGAIN
Wonder what Italian football teams we'll be perving on this time.
BBC is dead
Fuck sakes both screens are down.
>tfw degen gambler with perfect stream
NOW OUR GUY DING, HE'S A CHING CHONG CHING
AND HE'S GOT ONE HELL OF A TWITCH
HE'S WON THE LOT BUT THERE'S ONE HE AIN'T GOT
COZ YOU KNOW THAT LIFES A BITCH
BUT DON'T YOU FEAR, THIS COULD BE HIS YEAR
IF HE JUST AVOIDS THE MIND FOG
BUT IF TRUMP WINS, OLD DING WILL SING
"I'M GONNA EAT HIS PET DOG!"
wtf they're showing coast now instead
Wilson/Hawkins is back
>/147/ - Coast Thread
Shit I mean Carter/Zhao.
Fuck BBC
Bazza in the torture chamber right now
You forgot to pay for your free tv, mate.
Here's today's /147/ quiz:
One of these guys is a 34 year old man, the other is a 15 year old schoolboy, can you correctly identify which is which?
Correct answers may recieve a Freddo bar at a prize at some point
Imagine paying your license fee for this shit
Really making me want to visit the English coastside
>Snooker is played by an estimated 50 million Chinese people, and there are now over 300 snooker clubs in Beijing alone. China hosts several major professional ranking snooker tournaments.
Young asian talent 34 years old Thepchaiya
Koiren looks out of sorts here
morning
Love Ken's accent
>have to work today
>will take several hours
I guess I'll just watch this first half-session
GWAN BA
well done lad, you got it
feels bad, man
Bazza in the driving seat
>working on a Sunday
Bazza maxi?
Great chance for one no doubt about it
i remember when they were 10p at least. sad times
GWAN BAZ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Classic Barry
Fuck lads, slept in
Just woke up and caught Blazza's bottle
This is Bazmo's year, lads
I'm telling ya. This is it
that stalker milf probably shoved her whole hand up her ass after that miss
Y'all sleeping on Zhou "Love" Yuelong "Time"
He looks to be playing well.
>everyone else making mistakes
>bazza just comfortably knocking in good breaks
He's the parabolic turtle
Zhou "Young Chineese Player" Yuelong
>Bazmo
it's Blazzy
>K0ir3n
Post Barry's stalker please
Bopkins has the best nickname, prove me the fuck wrong.
He'll always be BAZMO to me
You now remember Chris Wakelin
>hitting nothing but pocket
>Kyren literally not got out of his seat
Comfy snooker this
>Highest ranking 44 (September 2018)
>Current ranking 49 (as of 8 April 2019)
Doesn't look like much has changed desu
the absolute STATE of that tv stand. sort it out lad
KYLO REN DIES
there are just 3 certainties in life: death, taxes and Barry "The Blawk" Blawkings going balls-deep in the World Championships
Blorkins absolutely destroying Koiren
I've always though Ken looks more like a jockey than a snooker player.
Bazmo taking no prisoners
IT'S HIS YEAR, LADS
Do Trump and Riggins pls
>no zest
>no willo bants
just in for some glazing at this point lads
My nickname for Barry is Sophie but it's too much of a thinker to catch on.
25p is daylight robbery
aye.
when he was younger he looked more threatening for some reason.
I think it was the fact you didn't hear him speak much and all you got from him was his icy demeanour at the table, chalk-white face and THAT scar.
yeah that's really got me flummoxed, I'll be pondering on this for days
25p is a sodding disgrace tbqh
You could feast on Freddo's and Chomp's for a quid back in my day
Would love Barry to win the title.
Barry Hawkins
Harry Blorkins
Larry Porkings
Parry Snorking
Garry Florkins
Marry Dorkins
Bazza's stalker is rubbing herself silly right now
Terry Foreskins
Please explain to me all the love for Stephen 'Barry' Hawkins? I know nothing of him
Same.
Anyone on /147/ that doesn't agree that Baz is truly our guy needs to leave and never return.
>balls potted
>koiren: 4
>bazza: 106
same, especially after those awful problems he and his family had a few years ago
m8 just look at him, he's like a fucking teddy bear that's come to life and is good at snooker
Lifelong Bing.
>Oh wow
>not rooting for SUNny
Good old Stuart "Betting habits" Bingham
TERRY THE TAFF WAS BORN IN A GAFF IN A VALLEY IN THE LAND OF SONG
A reference to a semi-obscure Australian pop singer from the 90s doesn't fly.
COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS
>Zhou
>Joe
What would your shirt/vest combo be? For me, it's either all black, or checkered Zhou style
>Ali Farter v Zhou Dingdong stinking up BBC2 instead of Are Baz and Kylo
Hawkins vs Wilson are having mid-session interval
For me, it's a charcoal vest
I'd just copy Ding's style
A modern, slim fitting twist on traditional white shirt, black bow tie. And an all black version for when I wanted to play the bad guy.
I'd defo be straight down Savile Row if I was a professional.
>tfw constantly have Snooker Loopy stuck in my head because of these posts
post yfw Barry wins the Worlds
Haha same. I'm constantly trying to come up with verses for modern players too
After a while, you understand you are "Snooker Loopy" loopy. And then you think about why you are constantly "Snooker Loopy" loopy, which makes you "Snooker Loopy" loopy loopy.
top kek
just imagine the generational and cultural gap between snooker loopy and these talented young chinese players.
it's literally comparable to meeting extraterrestrials.
Imagine being as Chad as Bazza and having a milf stalker like that
Would smash this slag
Post moar stalker
Me on the right
>it's either all black, or checkered
Same or grey. McManus tartan trousers is maybe a bit too far.
WHERES THAT CUE GOING?
thicc
>check Zhou Yuelong age
>he is actually young
You just know she gives world class handjobs to everyone but her cuck husband
Ah yes, the real doll look.
young koyren is a joke today
She's an absolute mong
lads why don't players wear GARGOOLS these days?
are they all opting for contact lenses?
This pattern
Martin Gould wears gargools, but I think it's just for show (part of his creepy sex offender image) because he's always peering over them when down on a shot
>Hawk Stalker , Aka Emily, Em or Ems 8 @justCallMeEms8
>Is it wrong to cut the grass before the snooker starts?? Too early right?? My Bush needs trimming lol
What did she mean by this?
Teatowel vest?
one of the few, yeah.
but you're right, probably only wears them because he thinks children love that look.
gwan kylel make a game of it you dosser
The sheer amount of filter lol. Would still absolutely fuck her arse though.
Her husband is a fat cunt but obviously loaded. Typical gold digging kept slag
Stop appropriating Bavarian culture
Imagine being married but fishing for compliments off middle-aged male freaks on Twitter
I met an older woman like this once who was all over me and I never went through with it.
Regratted it every day since
Right enough though, slags like this are why I'll never be getting married.
Get the ring on them and immediately hand over all of the power to some stuck up bint.
Lucky bastard, I miss working with a bunch of mature women. Love Milfs me.
bro, hold it together
Genuinely said "I love anal and giving blowjobs"
I'm a fucking idiot
Gingham.
not a fan of the way koyren moves and his inward pointing shoes
TON UP
Tidy frame from koiren desu
>be exchange student in US
>staying at some gay couples mansion
>they take me with them for Thanksgiving dinner with one of their family
>get hit on the entire time by a 45/65 yo daughter/mom team
>didn't go for it
To this day the weirdest dinner party I've been at.
>Kyren and Blorky just trading massive breaks
Best snooker
Torture frames like yesterday, now THAT's what I call snooker.
God damn blobby's on form
>1 red, 1 black
>147-o-meter comes up
Every time BBC
147s have only dried up since the BBC started doing the 1 red/1 black thing. FUCKING STOP JINXING IT
>screwing back for the black
Yeah I’m thinking maximum
/147/ incoming
for me, it's Stuart Gingham
They should really wait until the reds are all in play if it's not ronnie
HawkStalker must be absolutely ravaging herself watching this