Official UFC Fort Lauderdale 2019 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #5

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I milk her tits and she milks my balls

OGRE

Happy birthday lad

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Jack is winning a decision, sorry boomers

We live in a society where you almost heem Souza and then try to sub him instead of just punching his bean head.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate lesbians so much :(

Poocare is officially flushed.

Jacare is a real bjj black belt

Happy birthday m8

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Hermansson is taking this

The absolute state of Shitza

imagine if he tapped Jacare lol

Happy Birthday brother

KOM IGEN

F for Dmitirii Smoliakov

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hes trying lol

Jacare didn't tap because he doesn't know how to

Her man's son
What did he mean by this?

Happy Birthday mate, hope you have a good one.

What? No more monkey chants from the hues? LMAO. Shitcare is flushed.

Jacare is really looking his age.

from most of the main events in recent weeks the guy who wins was losing before he won

so be warned

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Remember what Thiago Santos did to Hermansson? That win aged well.

happy birthday, friendo

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Hermansson using the power of Nordic autism, the most powerful kind in the world

Its over old man

Brazil is the biggest country in south America, an ex Portuguese colony
It's largest export is oranges, and it is famous internationally for it's Rio Carnival, the biggest carnival event in the world
The country also has the largest percentage of population infected with the toxoplasmosis parasite.

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10-9 Jack

>imagine ever doubting Hermansson

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me on the right

this nigga tried to tap Souza

Happy Birthday user! Have a good one

Gratulerer med dagen Amerikaner

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Based Jacare literally won a jiu jitsu world championship with a broken arm.

I tried to warn you all that Jacare was flushed, none of you would listen

Clown world Joker wins

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makes me really THINK about chris

HBD user

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>american boomers really have to shit in a box and mail it to their doctor
should i get a cologuard lads?

He's making Jacare gas, will look for the tko later

nords name their children after the father
so Hermansson is literally Herman's son

same with Gustafsson, Magnusson, Erikson etc.

(you)

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jacare already gassed

he dunzo

HOT wmma title fight on Bellator, lads

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posting cuck porn and pretending its real oh my asian masc here

sauce

kinda like Ragnarsson

u

WAS THAT A FUCKING SPEAR?!

lol Cruz trying to give Jacare pointers

jacare making that tyler the creator meme face

A very Schaubian performance so far, hoping to see a Schaubological round here

projection. It's a funny video, why you feeling so threatened?

it's crazy that Jack can be on the ground with Souza.

Hermansson is too autistic for Jacare

You know what happens when you put an alligator on his back?

fuck it I'm switching

Poocare looks confused.

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This is exactly what I said would happen, Jacare is too comfortable in his guard.

its been verified lmao
>a leaf cuck

cloaca

stop booing u faggots
fuck american crowds

92374853
No

Jacker Manson is out of gas this fight is over Jacare wins by heem round 3.

is he trying to gas out Jack?

mathildtanton
>she has an equally hot sister

a stingray pierces your heart?

jacaroid exposed

I invented Poocare Pooza

20-18 Hermansson

Jacare's done bros...

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>leaf recommends "hot" Wmma fight on bellator
>its a pair of nasty paki lezzos

this is a very good fight

>booing based Greg
>booing ground shit when you paid for a Jacare main event
Fuck Floridians.

Spent almost 2 hours talking to a chick on the phone today

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2-0 Hermansson

Was not expecting this.

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it over jacarebros

>wasting energy and barely hurting jacare
lol, what a noob

Looking like I'm actually going to go 6/6 on the picks
>Is on Yea Forums so I can't prove it

crowd is fucking based
they want blood
not this gay shit

That was a 10-8

Impressive from Hermansson so far but wtaf is Souza doing with his guard?

He literally just took a nap, not sure what he's doing. Did he expect a can?

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who should i be rooting for in this fight

Now I remember the Poocare memes, why does he have to flush himself so hard?

Worried that Jack might be gassing himself, he looked tired in his corner.

Not as crazy as them being in the rafters kissing and holding hands while Cruz tries to lure them down with mars bars.

Jack is gassed

nordic autistic man

are you her beta orbiter

Name the fighters

>normal behaving single black mother
>stupid iresponsible white guy
American commercials

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I thought Hermansson was gonna be a can

j-jacare could still heem him

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how the fuck did Weidman lose to him?

with one is that one they both look alike to me

I believe you

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main events of fight nights should be 3 rounds

i'm tired

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holy fuck who is this SLUT

Jacare so heem picks dont get completely flushed

You do the in depth analysis and I'll make the picks. We'll run Dan Hardy and Gooden out of business in no time

really impressive sebbo you fat fucking loser

weedman is a can

whats been verified? stupid racist fuck lmao

AND NEW

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I'm happy you finally lost your phone virginity.

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Did the whole commentary team just disregarded that flying knee?

Did Anik and Cruz watch Masvidal's 3 piece with soda video for the first time today?

santos with that inmate power and build

yeah it's always a white guy acting like a goof and then a woman or a black guy acting normal and looking at him funny

No commentary reaction to that flying knee mid flurry. Fucking hell Dom

im watching two women fighting and they both look alike...black shirt or gray shirt

JACARE WALK

>letting women time burgle you
She knows you're weak. Put a ring on it and try to secure a spot as beta provider or cut her loose.

Black people be dumb af

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JACARE BVLL

literally why

HE TRIGGERED BERSERK JACARE

She's a new Spiegler girl. Just got in the business.

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Jacare is flushed

What does it feel like to get hit with a hard body shot?

ALLIGATOR SNAP
ALLIGATOR SNAP
ALLIGATOR SNAP

Bankai

Jacare was just stalling. He thinks he'll have the advantage later in the fight so he waited until r3 to start unloading.

LE SNAPPY ALLIGATOR MAN

perfect tits wow

Source for these findings?

You're her time hoe

depends where it lands m8.

salty milk and pennies

I told you soooo

They all hurt but sometimes one just completely finishes you, your stomach pulls in and you fold, and I've only been hit in sparring God knows how bad it is full power

Terminator mode: Activated

Come on, Jacare, flush this pretentious can. You deserve the title shot.

Jacare turning it up now
His slips are really good tonight, maybe something he picked up from Gastelum

>le asian redditor boogeyman
lmao how pathetic can you get

her wife's son is DONE
jacare heem all but inevitable this round

LOL. No replay for that flying knee that landed flush.

Fuck you, Mark delagrotto, you bahhhston fuck.

2-1, jacare on the comeback trail

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it feels like a punch to the gut

29-28 Hermansson

come here I'll show you

Could the UFC commentary team possibly be worse?

based. Do you prefer white or black cocks sir?

evidently untrue

Cruz is not a virgin and we should really stop pretending he is

good post

kek

I crumpled a guy with one once, he couldn't stand up for like 90 seconds. For me, I keep a little fat on the ol' waist so I never get body heemed.

HAAAAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOO YOOOOU

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Yeah fat fuck DC is pretty bad

Max Holloway vs Jose Aldo

I just wear chain mail.

SPICY

SWING AND BING

I love how everyone just throws illegal knees now
Only one person has actually been DQ'd for it

I feel they mentally pick a favorite very early in the fight and just commentate accordingly.

who fight right now

Jacare fights like the Terminator, like when he walked up to Bumson and shouldered him in the face before heeming him, he just stands flat and let his arms go like pistons. It's surprising that he doesn't get flushed in every fight

If Jacare wins, he should retire here. I know he wants that belt but it's not happening.

Anik needs to learn to scream
>OOOHHHH!!
everytime there is a significant strike.

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who would win?

sometimes normies don't know who they should root for so the commentators favoring one fighter gives them a 'base' to decide off

has Jacare ever been heemed?

>Poocare

HASHTAG WHERE'S JOSE WALDO

EXPOSED

Kelvin dropped him atleast but he got up

Whittaker pretty much heemed him

Moose heemed him with an upkick way back, bob kicked him and got an early finish

This fight is very technical. I like it

Whittaker heem'd him

who is winning this

Yeah monkey dmt man could be shouting OH HE TAGGED HIM every 10 seconds

Hermansson right now but Jacare will probably finish him in the last round

Because we're friends and unlike most women, she's actually fun to talk to. Talks too much though

>SOUZA'S HURT, MIKE!

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the fans

He got heem'd by some random hue in his pro debut

DUDE THIS CHICKS HEAD IS OPEN LIKE A PUSSY

Is Jacare just too old to fix his cardio? it's screwed him over so many times.

Mousasi heemed him with an upkick and Whittaker dropped him multiple times before finishing him with GnP.

Is hermansson elite?

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This entire division is shit. Nothing but journeymen on EPO and 70 year old men.

HE'S THE JOKER BAY BAY

Jacare isn't that good anymore. He'd get embarrassed by adesanya or Whittaker

my man needs a finish or a 10-8 round at the very least

looks like it

massive gas tank also

Lads is Souza going to lose to Jack

W..what happened?

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Jacare is still seething he has to fight this can on a non-ppv. I mean I kind of understand, he got fucked by Dana. He should have gotten a title shot and now he is almost 40 fighting cans. Sad.

Why is Jacare fighting like an unranked bum right now? Without a finish next round he is losing his last chance at the belt

peak ironman competitors are 36 year olds. if he is gassed it his own fault... not physiological.

All or nothing

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Wow, big second wind by Jack, solid 10-9
Hermansson 39-37
Jacare's gonna have to go for the big finish here, bit worried

inb4 jacare implodes this skinny twerps skull

jacare is just old

39-37 Hermansson

Jacare needs a finish or Khabib type dominance for a draw

Jacare vs Hernamsson is an interesting fight, I feel like Jacare is the better striker but the size difference and what not

Hermanssen still has something on the tank

3-1 Hermasson

Technical fights are the best

NORDIC BVLLS

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its ok if you have female friends but TWO HOURS on the phone? idk bud

Fuck you, you türk piece of shit ratfuck, this is a strong performance. Disgusting türk.

I PICKED FUCKING JACK BUT THAT FAGGOT MONGOLIAN FUCKED MY PICKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus

So disappointing

He's ok and has what seems to be an impossible gas tank. Will never compete for a title but he'll be a good gatekeeper.

Seething

sissy cuck bowing to your european masters, sad.

Whittaker already beat him new friend

spurs are trying to come back

Just a bad match up for him really, younger him with better cardio

Jacare knows it's over. He's never getting a title shot.

Haven't been watching, have any of these bum fights been good?

20 years of lifting in jail I guess.

>one of the best bjj practitioners of all time
>refuse to use your best skill and actually get pieced up on the ground

He's a brainlet, nobody but himself to blame for not getting the belt

just hang out irl

Hermannson is a munster

like a TFerg

When Jacare loses he'll come out with 712437237423 reasons why he was injured and that's why he lost. Cap this post I guarantee it will happen.

Supposedly he had a lot of undocumented fights before that

Perry v Evil cowboy was good. That's it.

nu gäller det

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cmon souza

feelsbadman

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He look so sad :(

I'm trying not to sperg rage here, but is Cruz really one sided or it's just bad timing?

>Hermansson takes jacare down, gets back (later released)
>Cruz silent

> Jacare trips Hermansson down, hermanson gets whizzer, gets back up immediately
>Cruz: OOOOOHH, takedown ba Jacare!!

Who else is boying Hermansson after this?

Didn't Jacare say if he didn't get a title shot after this fight he'd retire?

Are we gonna see him retire in the octagon unless he gets a finish in these last 2 minutes?

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KOM ANN JACK

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He's done and good riddance.

>peak ironman competitors are 36 year olds
this is not because of their fitness though, it's an issue of liquidity. 36 year olds have a degree of job and financial stability that allows them the ridiculous amount of leisurely hours to invest in such a time sink activity as triathlon

Sick of seeing ancient Brazilian fighters. Go to bellator already.

Hermanson has a great chin.

I boyed him when him by submission was +1200 and he submitted Branch instantly

I find Cruz insufferable but a lot of people seem to like him (probably because he calls Joe out occasionally).

Poocare = flushed

Poocare flushed again.

VACKERT GRABBGAR

It's over, Jacare is permaflushed, he will never see a title shot.

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*FLUSH*

TIL VALLHALL
TIL VALLHALL
TIL VALLHALL

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Well fought by Hermansson, 49-46 we have a new contender to the MW interim title

That fight was literally Lineker/Sandhagen 2.0
Can't believe Jacare lost, he looked so off

>it's a pussy whiteboi pretends to be an epic end of fight let's scrapper but then goes for takedown episode

I think Aldo is losing as well lads.

If Hermansson was natty he would've lost.

Press F to pay respects to Jacare :(

F

Finally he gets his ass exposed

FUCK SOUZA. FUCKING LEAVE NOW.

Poocare flushed for the final and last time

>interim
lol

In many ways the Gas Tank is the ultimate weapon of the white man. It's the key to victory.

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It's just natural uwu

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Bellator Womens title fight was fucking bloody than this one. This is a great night of action no doubt about it.

F

that makes no sense. you're basing sponsored athletes based off of personal income? no sweetie, if young men were better they would win.

Jacare on his way to CTE CITY

Jacare is retiring.

hermansson looked pretty good but he'd still get heemed by yoel or whittaker

>it's a seething shitskin seething

Really fascinated to see Lobov vs. Malignaggi. Want to know just how much pure boxing talent translates to MMA.

Hermansson once again shows that cardio is the most important thing

learn to punch, jesus

Jacare was never the same after Romero robbed him, like he lost part of his soul.

il buy you a cage

Jacare ditching the bodyshots for almost 10 minutes wasn't a good idea probably.

Would Varg stop being racist if Jon Jones gave him a good hard ass beating?

Chael Sonnen is an annoying high-pitched douhebag.

>Bipshit gone
>Jacare gone
>Weidman flushed
>Silva back but finna get heemed at 237
>Rockhold jumping up to 205

of the old generation only Yoel will remain

WHITES WIN AGAIN BRAZILSHITS BTFO

Fucking overrated. meme fight

49-46 Hermansson.

I'm so fucking sick of this MK ad

Hermanskid won the story of the fight. "I will take you down and beat you up, and your meme jitsu won't do shit about it lmao". And he was right. That's exactly what happened.

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>squeeze in an ad break before the decision.
sad.

When I say MMA I mean punches with little/no gloves

Never

I LOVE MIDDLEWEIGHT SO MUCH BROS

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Jacare's cardio was there. He was just getting outstruck from round 1.

He's monotone beyond belief. Happy, sad, guilty, angry, disappointed, proud, overjoyed, vindicated. The same fucking voice for everything.

2019.... I am flushed

Goodbye pooza

Fuck all you americans.
Fuck all you türks.

Yoel could be around forever. He doesn't age.

platinumprincessofficial
P R O U D .
One word to describe the night. This man never ceases to amaze me. His patience was world class. Hard work pays off. 10 @ufc fights in and he is becoming a veteran and laying the foundation for a long Platinum legacy. Love you Pook my Hero
instagram.com/p/BwyP0lclt7R/

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That was lowkey a very very impressive performance by the Nord

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What type of cage?

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Brazil is so fucking flushed

Is the the end of the UFC? These fights were awful.

hermansson yoel
who does /heem/ support

>the shanty town of poocare

No chance, Yoel looked terrible against Jacare and has been ducking him since. Hermansson takes him out.

Gods Gift

VERY good post.

its a boxing match not an MMA fight, Maliginaggi will eat him alive

There are only 6 good fighters combined in MW/LHW and two of them are Thiago Santos because he fights in both divisions. What a fucking joke.

/ourguy/ Elias beats him in straight sets

Hermansson's pace was on another level, a lot of guys couldn't sustain that for one round nevermind five

well his corner didn't reinforce it and Hermansson zerg rushed him so he was too busy defending

Is Sweden/Norway autism the most powerful UFC fighting combo?

This card was WEC tier.

Shit fight

At least based Greg got the win.

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today were all norwegian

I think hermansson beats adesanya

So israel really is going to take over this division for a while huh

Chimpanzee cage user

Sometes you get cards like this and sometimes you get the Brazil card from February. How shit goes.

Hermanson is like Dark Funeral, a swedish band that plays Norwegian black metal

now Rory Vs Fitch

oh yeah well fuck you too

is Rory Macdonald still broken or has he come right?

>I was hoping to get a finish HA HA HA HA
those scandis 100% aspergers

Based and Herrpilled

colbycovmma
The privilege was all yours #ufcftlauderdale #greatamericanwinningmachine #americaschamp #peopleschamp #maga #trump2020 #cardioking #makewelterweightgreatagain #espn #ufc
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fun night
im going out drinking
see u lads next card

>"I saved this show"
there was no saving this card Jack

Inshallah kompis

Did he just say
>Copenhagen
??

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Hermanson vs Romero

hermansson loses to the next guy under 35 he fights

EAT SHIT. COME TO JERSEY BRO. CONCRETE FACIAL.

HEEM LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY

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I can tolerate Cruz, but shit like this is conspiracy theory bait. Where they would hype up every touch fighter A gets, but somehow always manage to miss or talk over significant strikes from fighter B.
If you just listened to the audio, you would think it's a toe to toe fight all the way through.

based Colby

For sure, Hermansson was a beast tonight almost getting flushed by a 40 year old.

>TFW 100% wrong

Wtf where's Poozas interview?

BASED AS FUCK

that's more a rictus of fear than a smile

20 minutes of Photoshop

Reminder that this guy was FLUSHED already by Thiago The Sledgehammer, how can anyone take him seriously?

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hungarian_jenny
Solid Gold Crew Live @ UFC
instagram.com/p/BwyQ-EGgKha/

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I guess we were the cazzies all along

hardy webm where?

Based user coming through for /heem/s honor.

times you acted like the joker?

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All of these faggot /heem/ tears over some overrated hue can

props to Jack but why did Souza look so shit tonight?
Just go back to the Weidman fight and his boxing looked much better. Here he just threw the same hooks and stalled a bunch in guard. An absolutely bizarre performance

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I fucking hate Josh Thomson, he’s never had anything interesting to say in his entire life yet he’s getting paid to fucking talk on tv

yeah hardy won yeah...i like the way this guy fights

Hungarians are the nr1 sluts of Europe.
Around 40% of all euro pornstars are hungarian

Rory vs. Jon Bitch on Lellator up next.

Rory Mac VS Fitch on deck

People doubted THE JOKER in this clown world?

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Time to head to lellator lads

Wow. Tom Segura has really hot hookers.

>Look this bitch up
>Nigger gangbang
Um dude?

I wanted Jacare to win. He put up a good fight but he's just too damn old now. Look how slow he looked and the fact he doesn't even wanna use grappling.

>you would think it's a toe to toe fight all the way through.
i think they get told to make the fight seem more exciting than it is, so this is exactly what they want. If they keep making it look like both guys still have a chance, casuals will stay invested

Decent night of fights happy to have shared them with my friends on 4channel dot org

He's Coker's eternal boy for his fights with Melendez

If you think Jon Fitch is a boring fighter you are a LOSER

that bellator panel is fucking horrible.

>age 8
>mother says "goodnight"
>I didn't have a good night

I'M FREAKIN' TWISTED

Not gonna lie, didn't think this cunt was gonna beat Jacare, there i go falling for the Hue meme

>you now remember Villas Boas

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twitter...he's trending. just overlook the left self promoting their self righteousness

Should the UFC offer Gayguard a share of the UFC to come back? The MW division is so empty.

Jacare is in his prime, or was now he will never be champ

Rory better have gotten his takedown defense up

Imagine being such a brainlet you can’t comprehend aging effects

True, that was definitely the chaos element

COPE

Fitchy just called you guys losers kek

Lellator entrances are hype as fuck.

Seriously. It was the only thing he did right and had Hermansson hurt badly. Fucking dipshit corner didn't even mention it

Who here is /cyc/ later?

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He got tagged hard a few times in the early rounds, that made him timid. And he couldn't do much on the ground, which makes him even more tentative.
All he did in this fight is defensive grappling and load up on big shots.
He needs to change camp or retire.

It's a hard job, but someone has to step up in these dark times.

RED KANG

Anybody watch the earlier Bellator fights? Worth checking out later?

fights a drunk russian who threw 0 punches and hasnt fought in 2+ years

He got hurt early and I think became a bit shook, then when he lost the second round I think he gave up a bit. Came back in the 5th but it was too late.

He flushed Branch who flushed thiago after he flushed herman, meaning herman is currently top dog

Cheers ausbro

CHURCH MUSIC

Is lelry the main lellator cringevent?

He's gonna gatekeep the HW can rankings for years.

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I had a parlay for Lima, Perry and Hermansson. Three good underdogs there.

See you chumps again for your next lesson in 7 days.
>Picks up undisputed heem belt, raises above head, walks off.

>bellator 220 is still going
fuck it, who needs sleep

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Christian walkout songs are like 0/4 tonight so prepare to see Rory get

B L A N K E T E D

hes right and you know hes right...COPE mean nothing

Just a suggestion: You should have picked a more hype pic. picks is all about the pic.
>just a little advice from a two (2) time back to back heem picks winner

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Every black/latino guy will be hitting them up all night

is he dabbing?

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i'm with you senpai feeling pretty heemed and need a piss but screw it i'll sit and watch Rory

he looks like a bloated corps

just switched over bro

Rory looking young

Watching Rory get smashed by Mousasi was funny as fuck.

Rory's handsome af ngl

Hungarians aren't white i guess

I thought he was done after that, Hunto is undeletable

Jon Fitch has been flushed for a decade, how is this nigga still around his face looks like a meatball

I feel like MMA is gonna die in the next 5 years. All the big draws are OLD and there are few fighters than have commanded PPV buys since the hey-days of Brock, GSP, Silva, BJ Penn, etc. I feel either the UFC has made talent wary of MMA in general, or if they just do a piss poor job of developing and promoting young fighters. I've been watching for at least 12 years if not 14 and the last 5-6 years have been mostly boring besides the rise of McGregor, the rise and fall of Rousey, etc.

MMA is DEAD

Bendo was a lot of back and forth grappling scrambles, seemed like the can should have won decision but obv bellator isn’t gonna allow that

The 6-1 underdog chick was winning until she lost by a questionable medical stoppage from a cut. That champ she was facing fucking sucks, wouldn’t be top 10 in the ufc

Didn’t see the phil Davis fight but safe to say it was boring

he's gonna flush Rory.

WTF Rory is only 29? That's nuts he's been fighting for 20 years.

Jon Bitch is going to gas. No way he can go 3 let alone 5. He's 50 years old.

I'm having to stay up all day today, got a job interview on Monday. Wasn't worth it in hindsight.

Did you see the cut? It wasn't that questionable

I use it as an opportunity to highlight 'the golden standards' expert ability. Education takes precedence over hype

>5 rounds of grappling
YES

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the champs and top 3 will always be become big, i can see the middle tier draws being shit though.

i thought czechs, ukrainians, and romanians had them beat

>cazzies hating on based fitch

POOCARE IS OFFICIALLY FLUSHED, LOST A DECISION TO A LITERAL WHO COMING IN ON SHORT NOTICE

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IF you were Rory, how would you prevent the heem that is happening to his hairline?

Has Fitch done ANYTHING since GSP beat the shit out of him?

I would have assumed it would have been Czechs. Although just by shear volume shouldn't it be Russia?

H E R K Y

J E R K Y

>these gross lesbos in the booth dressed like the hardy boys

>two whit*oids
this is why bellator isn't a top company

Fuck Fitch, his fighting style is gay as fuck. Don't call me a cazzie or else you're a bitch

Thx

Don't let Cruz hear you say that!

it is a top company tho

well he just beat up Rory

He beat young up and comer Erick Silva when he was just a baby 10 years ago.

Unfortunately they also like to bog themselves despite their natural beauty. Oh well

LOSER
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I'd use a wig.

seething

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The short notice opponent generally has the advantage though.

Never really picked up on it until now but hearing Goldie on commentary again has really made me think how annoying all the UFC accents/voices were tonight. Jon and Dom shouldn't ever be allowed to share a broadcast

>kourtney is the only one that doesn't burn coal
>kourtney is the only one that has a college degree
>kourtney is the best looking

really makes you think

hes married, he doesnt need to care anymore

I agree with Fitch, you're a loser

You're a faggot, cazzie. Come here and gag on my pipe cazzie bitch

Everyone GSP beat turned out to be a can. They all went on to lose to everyone so it makes GSP seem unimpressive. Who cares if he beat a bunch of bums plenty of other people could beat?

the reason there are so many hungarian pornstars is because the majority of hungarian women are 7/10 or above. Slutty Magyar women don't have to become street hookers or brothel hags, they can do porn and be 500 euro per hour hookers.

You could make the reversal throw from Jacare? I can't remember exactly what it was I think a judo throw.

Get ur hand off that fence POOBELLY

ya seething lil man???

How did John McCarthy score the first round for Rory kek?
I know Fitch barely did much but he controlled him for like a minute and shit all else happened in the round

Not really true it just gives the underdog less of a disadvantage

Trash ref doesn't even know the rules about the fence.

SCOTT IS ALSO FUCKIN HILARIOUS

Fitch is already gassed lmao

how big is jon fitch? rory kinda looks small in comparison

>the chad scott disik
>the virgin dan bilzarian

yeah but i think we're talking about per capita whores

The one advantage that boxing has is that they promote local fanbases. Some become National then so forth.
In the UFC it's like every fighter has to be international. They don't get to have their own fanbases. So you can be from Europe but have fights in Idaho, China, Kansas, florida, sao paolo etc.
That's the one advantage that boxing has.

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>per capita whores
user, i. .

Rory is deleted how the fight with Fitch even competitive

the jews have finally coopted him
he'll be back reffing and rigging fights after his lellator contract is up

Lol per capita whores is ur mum's house u leaf nigger

lads seriously how do you have it scored

i've got it 19-19

Rory is boring as fuck now, Lawler broke him and Wonderboy looted his corpse.

BASED RORY taking Fitch down.

you dont know fucking shit about anything. this isnt anime fuck head

He beat lima though

It's been a decade and he's only lost a couple fights to top guys. Living proof of how good GSP was

HE LITERALLY BECAME A LORD

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GSP's wins over prime Shields, non-flushed Alves, Hughes, and Sherk were legit as fuck. Kos and Blowjob Penn were always shit though.

Rory finna heem this can.

As many whores come out of the states, a smaller eastern European country basically wins by default

Fitch has been a boring fucking fighter to watch ever since I can remember your faggot. I've been watching MMA since UFC 1. Go fuck yerself

Rory landed better strikes, he had control but he didnt shit with it. strikes are given priority over simply laying on someone. UK grapplers dont know this so i dont blame you for not either

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20-18 rory but I missed the 1st round

Fitch is making Rory's TD look pretty poor

Who barely beat McGee

Is Fitch the final boss of the cazzie filter?

>hungarians don't have be whores
Lel. First of all most pornstars are whores. That's were they make the big money.
And there are plenty of hungarian that whore.
Whores is Hungary's biggest export.

>Where ever I go I must also wrestlefuck

Rory looking crisp on the feet though

t. caz

>gets hammered in a fancy restaurant with the family
>snooty waiter asks him to behave
>shoves a fucking dollar into his mouth

pure kino moment right there

Lima fought like a retard if he had a non-Brazilian IQ Rory would've been out.

If Rory doesn't finish Fitch he's a bum. I'm sorry but Fitch is ancient and Rory shouldn't be struggling with him.

Your last hope is getting wrestlefucked by fucking Jon Fitch HAHAHA

good point brotugal

Thank you, I really wanted to see Jacare make a come back.

The other Lima you sped.

who is john fitch?

tina hot is one of my favs

id love to do some sex tourism in hungary. how common is aids there?

>When your having a instafap
>and dan bilzarian is constantly paying these thots to hang out with him and make him look cool
He's the colby covington of instagram.

He's the final boss off the 'stay awake whilst watching TV challenge'

Fitch is gonna win this tournament

Rory always getting busted up

caz loser detected

this is one of the few times I've watched Fitch and I'm genuinely falling asleep lads

Rory's up 2 rounds retard lmao. he needs to win one more for the decision

Fitch should just keep hammerfisting Rory's nose until it falls off.

10 - 8?

Rory couldn't even finish a guy who Tim Means ko'd in the first

Reminder that Jon Fitch has an official YouTube channel that no one is watching.

where is mark goddard when hes needed

But Rory barely landed shit in the first too, neither did which is why I rewarded the control

He's down 2-1 after 3 you fucking mongoloid

2-1 either way desu

BASED FITCH WITH THE BEST FIGHTING STYLE KNOWN TO MAN

IF THERE WEREN'T ROUNDS OR BREAKS RORY WOULD HAVE DIED FROM EXHAUSTION

Whoa BJ Penn is 1-8-1 in his last 10 and his draw was against Fitch. And now a 50 year old Fitch is destroying a prime Rory. Are we seeing a redemption arc?

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Fitch is a sleep-aid medication that works better than Zolpidem CR

Its like the MVP fight. Daley had all the control and the judges still gave it to MVP

6493-6485 Rory if you ask me

why the fuck is rory champ material? he's skinny, gets busted up and doesn't even have anything particularly threatening.

hahhha, we will see. new to bellator i see?

I went 6/6 tonight, your caz detector is off bud

Rory is just a meme.

BASED RORY

Yeah but the difference there was the strikes landed
In Round 1 Rory barely landed shit himself

He looks like he's hurt Fitch now though

Nevermind he's getting heemed. He did well for a 41 year old against a 29 year old though.

He isnt. thats why he left UFC. He would never be champ in UFC. he is bellator champ material

i went 7/6 don't ever @ me again loser caz

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Mousassi would be UFC champ

So sad Chelsea destroyed such a handsome lad.

Fitch is cut

>he is bellator champ material
I'm not convinced he is, he's like top 10 material. Honestly doesn't deserve the record he has.

The state of Rory after getting deleted by mousasi

Cazzies has obviously already left the thread.

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He leaned on Woodley to get a decision win some years ago so we've all been pretending that makes him the best WW ever, not based on any of his actual performances but because Woodley outwrestled a 45 year old Brazilian and submitted a 16 year old English muay Thai fighter

Rory spamming meme BJJ attacks like a retard. Why can't he grow a brain bros? He could've been a GOAT.

watching rory fight reminds me of my style in judo. Always putting myself in bad positions, get countered and thrown a lot because i just think "fuck it" and try something silly or flashy

when it works you're a legend, but most of the time you look worse than you actually are

gotta be a brainlet to do that in mma lol but i like watching him

Love Mouse. Not sure he would get past Rob tho.

I think he would have lost to Weidman if he didn't soccer dive. Division is too strong.

chris is literally just the most unlucky fighter in the UFC and could win against any of the guys he's lost against if they run it back

Rory just lost another round

ground and pound should not be allowed, it makes me cringe

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the state of spamming after getting his legs blown off by an IED

i didn't say they aren't whores. I said that they become particular types of whore because they are extremely sexy.

LETS GO FITCH LETS GO

Rory is a younger Carlos Condit. He was never any good but people keep praising his "dangerous skillset" and pretending.

2-2 I guess? Or 3-1 Fitch, depending on how much you reward this gnp

He looked fucking huge next to Nate Diaz as well

3-1 Fitch bros

This referee is an attention whore lol

3 - 1 Rory. Rory is landing the significant strikes.

38-38 it's tied

It's 2-2 but Lellator has almost certainly paid the judges to have Rory win so it will be 3-1 Rory right now Fitch needs a finish. It's over Rory wins.

2-2 or 3-1 Rory

F

3-1 rory

Yes he is always like this. He thinks his gay ass braids are the main event.

3-1 rory

They didn't though. He got the Tottenham job afterwards. He literally laid the foundation for current Tottenham.

Jon "job security for the judges" Fitch

Come on Fitchyyyy
Gonna chip in a bit to help him get this fight won
patreon.com/JonFitch

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Are you pretending to be retarded

I am mystified by Fitch's ability to stall and do nothing. How can he not just have any GNP at all?

WHAT A FUCKING ROBBERY

>it's a pussy whiteboy seething over the truth episode

Its clearly 3-1 Rory. Do brits literally not understand grappling at all? wtf??? you dont win from hugging lmao

I know a fraud when i see one

How annoying do you think his moustache must be in everyday life? Like dipping in your food/drink or catching it in the car door etc.

>if you think my styles boring you're a loser
No you're boring and you're the loser.

They are some sort of Finnish mud whore race.

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Carlos was the first to make gsp look human we he kicked him in his bald dome and sat his canadian ass down.

Based Ayaya.

this shit is so fake
put a real martial artist in the ring and these guys wouldn't last a fuckin second

What happened to Rory?

Sick of this annoying christfag. Rory is flushed.

Imagine the feeling of pulling up those dirty ass braids against your body any time you put on a shirt. Everything about it is disgusting.

Rory literally did absolutely nothing the entire fight and in my opinion he still won 4 rounds because Fitch did zero damage the entire fight.

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One palm strike to the nose, jamming the bone up into the brain, that's all it takes.

Difficult to discredit the work that Pochettino has done there although I did like AVB, is he back in Portugal now?

Do you guys remember when Kobe streams was stealing a stream from an user so he started streaming red pills on the stream.

What do you mean? He he has it 4-1. dont you know bellator?

>gets taken down
>comfortably decisioned by based Fitch
Heh nothin personnel

Is wrestling nerfed in Bellator? How the fuck does commentary think Rory is winning?

new

You niggers are fucking retarded Fitch has this 4-1 you mongloids

He almost finished Lawler a couple times in the second fight, but that fight flushed Rory permanently.

Rory probably wins because lol bellator but in my eyes he just dropped 3 rounds to a 41 year old Fitch.

Fitch is such a fucking faggot

He's in China.

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Yes it is and rightfully so

Shocking how Jon Fitch has a resurgence in his career at age 50. No PED use fer shure

>if you don't appreciate jon fitch's fighting style, you don't appreciate mma

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He lost his confidence when he admitted he wanted easier fights then he got flushed by mousasi

shut up man it's 6am here and i'm tired as shit and half asleep

WRONG. this isnt ufc buddeh this is BELLATOR

he lost tho

All patreon donations go toward the make Fitch great again drug rehab.

>Canadian saying this

retard, weidman was getting fucked up. his only offense was getting a couple takedowns in the first where he did absolutely nothing and moose just got up.

probably throws them over his shoulder when doing stuff

Based bellator giving draws and not being corrupt

hungarians are just germans larping as huns

Is China the bellator of the football world?

he was passing his guard at will my man

rory is schizophrenic lmao

have you never been winded before, or fallen out of a tree or something as a kid?

Weidman's career is based on two meme wins over Silva and a heaping dose of steroids. As soon as USADA came into the picture he fell off a cliff

Rory was elite before Lawler took his soul. His body can't hold up anymore.

A liver shot is similar to getting hit in the nuts, sans testicle pain. Your body shuts down to protect your organs