Official UFC Fort Lauderdale 2019 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #4

APOLOGIZE

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30-27 Perry.

If Hardy and Jacare win /heem/ is permaflushed.

>Mike the AfriCAN perry

Plastic Mike and dollar store cowboy both suck ass

any judge that says anything other than 29-28 Perry should be taken outside and shot

Greg Hardy going to nuke the Russian scum just like he nuked his gf.

this

I picked Perry.

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>they're gonna go CAHRAZY here in a minute....soon....last 10 secondz for shure

Based perry, always been my boy

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Perry cant finish a sentence let alone an opponent.

Perry a shit

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2-1 Perry EASY GG

BASED PLATINUM

Based Perry beat that smiling hues ass

>Perry didn't get choked out
>Hilarious "SAVE ME JACARE" pictures of his grimacing face will not be created

BASED Hope he heems Till next

Mine are still alive but I need Dmitry to win now

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fotn imo

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>Mike Perry
>sensible comments

Cringing at how based he is

Perry's gf pretending he isn't abusive.

cruz needs to quit that shit

still, Cowboy is best

YEAH, IM THINKING PLATINUM IS BACK

Perry has the IQ of a potato- just like his fans.

Remember when Perry got the Ponzinibbio fight for absolutely no reason and heem was picking him?

Based lad, never doubted

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what did he mean by that

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Florida needs to nuked off the map

P L A T I N U M

You also picked Lineker

What nigga?

Cowboy fought like a brainlet

longer fighter but didn't use it after the 1st despite being so effective with it. Just kept blitzing in and putting himself into Perry's range.

For me it's Claudia.

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wife

follow him on instagram loser

perry v till would be schaubessically based

Is that legit CTE at work or was he always like that?

is Perry drunk?

ONLY THAT PIECE OF SHIT MALDOVIAN FUCKED MY PICKS

Kek

not how nukes work, brainlet

ATHULEETS

He was giving it to Ponz for a bit. he did surprisingly well in that fight in hindsight considering how shit he turned out to be

meme fight. fuck off. shoulda finished old brazil bong cowboy

That is how he always talks

>In MMA thread
>Wants to nuke the biggest source of MMA fighters in the world

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I was robbed
>I also picked the moldovan

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christ almighty I thought the meme of him being retarded was just a meme but this nigga legitimately retarded

Little of column A, little of column B.

Perry is peak Chad

Perry's horseface girlfriend nodding when he mentions Colby

>Mike_Perry_Flushes_Toilet.webm
Can't wait for it

>calling out Colby "Chaos" Covington
slow down there, Mike

shut the fuck up

What is it like to have that nice of a hair, lads?

is perry retarded? he sounds like he has 75-80iq

>Wants to avenge his wife for what Colby said about her

BASED

Is Perry the most Based UFC athlete?

For me, its yes

I like platinum but his negro larp is a bit heavy handed

He is from Flint, its the result of lead in the water. check your white privilege

Me driving was in the local cutscene they just used lmfao

Based Hardy is about to heem another Russian can.

Above average Floridian tbph

eye tat bro

Time for /heem/'s third favorite black man to get back in the win column.

Bendo is getting BTFO by a can. What happened to his career?

Truly a Schaubian monologue there

Is colby covington even good

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kek

>Got Status: served

We are about to witness what an elite NFL athlete is capable of inside the octagon.

>

Ouch.

>Hardy is so dumb the had to find a retard nicknamed the lifeguard to get him a win

Yikes, what's with the UFC promoting literal retards these days?

Perry vs Colby would be peak memes

literally all down hill for memes after that

that's what I figured.

Greg Hardy UFC heavyweight champ 2020

whats that move called?

Well Colby's boxing is pretty shit, I can see Perry outsriking him at least

based

Tyreek Hill to the UFC when?

Apologise

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Seriously doubt that Greggeth will get the dub here after he got exposed last time. Is he the favorite?

That's because Ponz decided to stick on the outside and play it safe which isn't really his style. Anyway I hope they do Gunnar vs Perry

The guy that stands up looks like the fuck isis guy

greg hardy...main card...wife beater...dana..hardy fighting a literal retarded russian.

yep. He would have been mcgregor big if he could actually fight

Did you guys hear how he almost hung himself doing a joke with a band elastic at the gym and Jacare had to save his life when he passed out? Perry is a darwinist retard but hes fun to watch

what was Hardys DQ about? I remember watching it funnily enough.

Our boy Good Guy Greg finna Heem this goof

You could drop Perry into any group of nigs, and they would all respect him and he would be the craziest and most feared one out of them all.

t. grew up in the south east US

He's the Chapelle joke about the white guy with black friends.

hardy time this is going to be good

my dude

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i literally did not expect that video to be as funny as it was

Hardy finna get wrestleflushed.

Greg Hardy being fed a slav retard to boost his record. This fight is rigged before it starts. Fuck Greg Hard and fuck Dana White for putting this shit show together.

this but unironically

Who are these bums the UFC is bringing in to fight Hardy? Dmitry "The Lifeguard" doesn't have a top 500 win at heavyweight and there aren't even 500 active heavyweights.

Eternally loling at the guy motioning perry to go to him for a picture. What a fucking sperg

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The guy with the red adidas shirt is tripping balls

where was it that they were speaking to shit to each other?
The only fights I remember watching Till live before his title shot were in the Netherlands, Poland and Liverpool - all of which I doubt Perry would have been in.

What the fuck?
do I have dementia?

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its not a larp

hes a white nigger

He'll be living in his car once the UFC has no use for him, poor guy is not smart with his money or life choices.

Bendo getting styled on by some can

this

it was racism

Had side control and KO'd him with an illegal knee to the noggin

Seriously this is a joke

Wouldn't want the lifeguard saving me 2bh. I'll take my chances.

Illegal knee to the head of ground opponent. shouldnt be illegal

Jacare will be too comfortable in his guard, will lose rounds and tire himself out swinging on the feet.

Didn't he grow up in flint, one of the biggest ghettos in America they don't even have clean water

Till vs Wonderboy 2 is what the brain science fans want

>Hardy is such a can that they had to recall a guy who lost to Cyrill fucking Asker

This is almost as bad as Punk vs a Journalist

lmao look at this chinlet

I'm not on the picks sheet, but I call smoliakov, I think hardy is a can.

What does it feel like to get punched in the face or head with full power?

>russian music

Till and Perry speaking shit to each other*

what means
t. not too acquainted with the minutia of usa minority culture

Smoliakov looking gassed

Never seen this dude fight, but he doesn't look like a pushover to me.

Kek.

Cowboy

stings

What's dmitrii's body type called

not untrue desu

Yeah but without sugar. Gotta eat clean bro.

ah that's right. got a bit too excited ay.

Wonderhype will lose again desu.

They are unstoppable together.

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hardy about to kill him

this nigga got a thick ass neck

dance of the night

flint is honestly not that unique, lots of towns in america have equal to worse lead poisoning

Based PRINCE OF WAR

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The big guy? He's gotten so many pictures with fighters tonight. I wonder how you even get seats like that before they sell out.

It was in Poland after he beat Cerrone, Perry was the guest fighter and ran to the cage. He said I'm a real welterweight.

It's natural protection from a heeming

how is it rigged? he looked like shit against another can in his last fight.

the Russian.

If it wasn't for the first fight, my picks are perfect
I didn't even know either fighter, it was just a guess

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He's got NFL power and explosiveness
he has huge potential

Don't diss the 36 year old "The Lifeguard" man he's sure to become a UFC champion someday....

Greg Hardy needs to be punished god I hope he gets heemd the FUCK out

Which is why the picked him to pad Hardy's record, he's a bum with massive boulder shoulders.

I'm still the former Two (2) Time
>Back to back
Heem picks champ so it doesn't matter.

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this russian nigga is thicc

behind every nigga is a queen

repeat dq please
i beg you

Its the weekend so i allow it, i usually have the sugar free saft

what's Hardys background? football?

Why is UFC so committed to selling this retard?

Perry met Till, asked him if he wants to spar. Till thought Perry meant SPA, like visit a day spa.

youtube.com/watch?v=k-W-wWlFeFY

roided can aka the russian kuffar

Its hard to listen to cruz trying to talk about hardy srsly

Nah he can come chill with me. he responded to me once on insta dms so we are homies

all-natty-was-a-fatty

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Our co-main of the evening

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NFL

because he has insane power/explosiveness

100% power Frieza.

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Get out of here with those weak ass excuses. Back your picks or don't make them, faggit.

That's party of the challenge to make a perfect heem picj.

and why was Mike Perry in Poland?
I saw him post a pic on ig of him with a Polish football team's jersey.

Is he part Pole?

please get DQ again

Hurts less than you think. Your brain has no pain sensation, so you just feel whatever damage was done to your face

Kek a co-main event with a combined 0 (ZERO) UFC wins between them.

LET'S GO BOYS

RUSSIAN BLOAT LORD!

Dmitri heems Hardy cap this post

>sciwh, sciwh-sciwh-sciwh. ey-zahzahzahzahza-owraysay-sawsayezsawsayezsawsayezsaqsahsah-sawsayezsawsayezsawsayezsaqsahsah

luv bangers
luv heems
luv blood

'ate grapplers

simple as

True, but it's heavyweight, not exactly a stacked division though. Everyonr outside the top 5 could be beaten by a random bum.

His life was ruined by some lying ex-gf, he lost everything. Dana is a hero.

No, the last scrawny guy with the slicked back greasy hair

Imagine if Till gets flushed by Perry. That would be hilarious.

was talking about the slav

he joined the UFC lost twice and was out. Beat one guy in Russia and now he's somehow back in the UFC to fight Hardy...please....

Lets get it on lads

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Hardy will be the biggest UFC attraction within 3 years

/our/ retard

God, this nigger is so damn ugly.

>the Lifeguard
pussy

hardy with that psychopath stare

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Russian Retard: Please heem this ex cowboy/wifebeater.

Vision goes black for a sec and u taste blood.

based no nonsense

Reminder that retarded plebbitors literally only hate Hardy because he disciplined his slut gf

Doc would be a genuine contender in the octagon.
That fucking reach and vertical leap, Jones would be in trouble

And you picked the Moldovan!? Is that cte starting to set in from those championship performances?

he had a fight in poland a while ago, cowboy vs till card

Ragin' Al-Coholic is back in action
twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA

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Perry just enjoys hanging around

Check the odds next time to help with those
Roberts was -500 favorite XD

these are some big boys

Hardy's gonna get dq'd for using the n-word

All power to the russian truckdriver

Based

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this dude has no neck

He was just the guest fighter, they always have a few to take pictures with fans and stuff. I guess mainly it was because they planned on him fighting the main event winner at some point. Ben Askren was the guest fighter at Till vs Masvidal if you remember. And the year before that it was Mickey Gall.

HEEM

dam this has gotta be the worst Russian they could find

I thought he was a football player? Didn't know he rode horses.

USADA them both.

I can still get it all wrong

So does the can take a dive or actaully gets knocked out?

LMAO that blatant flop. They aren't even trying anymore.

This is lame

Maybe he's been doing those Mike Tyson style neck bridges.

>jon vs these big niggas
now i get why he doesn't want to move up

what a joke.

That first take stop defense he moved so fast it looked like computer graphics wtf???? big man can move

Boring heem

he wasn't on the card though
he was just in the arena

that's what I'm saying
imagine travelling halfway round the card to watch a legend fight a guy nobody has ever heard of
seems like a baffling decision

Damn this Russian is trash

holy fuck that ground and pound

S
C
A
R
Y

that fight was rigged wasn't it?

what a regional

hm?

LMAO, absolutely worthless Russian can. Based Hardy, fuck anyone who doubted him.

>Cruz calling out the fact that it was a work

Fucking weak

lol

Who was +260 and who is the jackass?

rigged

such shit

Took a dive, UFC is sad these days with the fixed fights.

>mixed reviews from the crowd
lmao

In the sense that one of them isn't a fighter, yes.

gay

that was faker than mandrama

>wh*tes

think i could take hardy. hes too sloppy.

WTF this guy looks like it's his first fight ever what is going on? Bum rushing forward for a white belt takedown and then running straight backwards and cowering like a retard. That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Every fighter in UFC 1 would've beaten this bum....

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hot take, i don't think it was rigged
just a can getting crushed

lol most sus UFC fight I've seen in a while

the absolute state of that """""""""""""""""""fight""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

holy shit. dana you hack can't believe we were subject to that shit. unbelievable. Don't think the guy threw a single strike

That was God awful.

Can you be any more hand fed?

Gave him a walking punching bag or paid him to take a dive. FUCK Hardy.

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Holy fuck. A new low. If that was possible.

Cheaper than Fedor

Early

what a fucking joke
and that shit is a co-main?
fuck this semen slurpin sport

cringe

No, you just witnessed pure intimidation. he couldnt get the takedown and realized he was fucked

APOLOGIZE

yikes

Some very ugly technique or lack thereof.

why are they feeding cans to this ugly wifebeater?

noone even likes him

>hammer fist the solar plexus
>ref rushes in

That was the worst fight I've ever seen

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>co-main is just a can getting a pay day
this organisation is FINISHED

Early stoppage.

JACARE MUST LOSE
OR ELSE HEEM WILL BE FLUSHED

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Hardy looks fucking scary lads
He looked scary in his last fight before he had his baboon moment

he could race through the rankings

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That was the co-main lmfao

all you cucks hating on Hardy wouldn't even be able to look him in the eyes for 2 seconds lmfao

he's a beast and he will continue to climb the ladder

agreed, i'd piece him up with my jab. he'd be in for a long night that's for sure.

>that cte
For me it's that ect

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make it a little more obvious dana...

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Shit looked rigged, bros.

how can i take this supposed sport seriously? I'm going back to F1

UFC knows its audience

Hardy will be a star

Do they have joke opponents for fighters One FC too? If not i'm done w the UFC

big yikes from me dawf

fucking lineker fucked my picks up
stupid fucking manlet

>defeats can
>fuck anyone who doubted him
You having some problems right now türk user?

genuinely worse than Punk/Jackson

He'll get slept by any HW with actual boxing.

what's even the point of watching the ufc

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Dana is desperate

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>this fucking commercial

such a cringe fight

why are they hyping hardy so hard

>no nonsense
>it was nonsense

He doesnt need it. pure raw athletic ability from the nfl mixed with raw violent wife beater mentality

I weigh 155. I seriously think I could heem him.

Wtf was that 'chantix advert listing the side effects

THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF MARTIAL ARTS

makes sense
cheers la'

CM Punk is watching this wondering why they didn't get him a nice can like that.

That's what an actual can looks like

fake and straight

that brute strength though. pretty scary.

Solid bate

>Paid a truck driver to take the L

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who else saw those 2 white girls in the background cheering for hardy, they wanna get blacked.

>go take a pre-figth smoke
>come back and the fight was already over
wtf

Nice fixed fight lmao wtf? Fuck you dana

The Benson/Piccolo fight was pretty good. Glad I watched that and had the garbage Hardy fight on my second monitor so I didn't miss real fights.

Lads UFC is becoming Bellator

>First round knockout

Theres like 4 good heavyweights in the world, the rest are cans.

so they aren't liable when some retard inevitably fucks up their dosage or mixes it with some shit

Dana learned his lesson. He just had to find a worse can.

where is the webm what happened I tabbed away

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Do you think he just imagines his wife's nagging face on his opponents?

Dana literally hiring jobbers

Hardy must have that silverback strength. He's so uncoordinated outside of punching. He'd be a better boxer than MMA fighter 2bh

Could UFC legally have someone fight a corpse?

They did. Punk's just that bad.

This is embarassing, listening to the commentators dickride a guy they just fixed a fight for makes me glad I don't pay for this shit.

his wife probably threw more punchs than that russian

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>here have this drug that may kill you, make you psychotic or any other 50 variances of side effects instead of stopping smoking cold turkey
Is this an average American commercial?

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CM Punk would've unironically heemed that can.

reddit and the channel are one in the same
cry more. based hardy

what the fuck

>Hardy is ATT
This might change my mind completely about him desu.

I don't condone domestic violence, but Hardy beat up a coal burner so I don't really care.

>we can fight tomorrow
but first, gotta beat my gf.

Heavyweights are all fucking cans.

Jon Anik is 5'9 and they say Hardy is 6'5...

Doubt it.

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ULTIMATE FEDERATION OF CANS

Oh shit he actually knocked the mouthguard out of the Russian that's when Kieth Peterson rushed in

haha hardy catching himself saying he's getting more violent and aggressive but more peaceful outside of the octagon. based

Just me left boys. Send Jacky boy your love!

Even Rizin isn't this bad lads

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Hardy is pretty based

hol up
sandgren lost or?

>Dana

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wtf.

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Mike Jackson literally jobbed out to Mickey "No Gas" Gall faster than Punk did.

>Get hit on the guard with a couple wingers
>Flop
Could this be any more of a dive

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LOW KEY PONZI

this
hardy is based

>WHO WE GONNA GIVE THIS GUY NEXT!!!
fucking pathetic

fix my pick I chose Dmitry as a joke. I knew hardy would win

Is HEEM messing with your vibe?

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Lol that hesitation with the kiss
Dykes are a lie

That ending looked fake af wtf, the guy literally ran to the side and covered on the ground, ref stops it after the guy gets punched in the stomach

apparently he called the cops on her like 10 times after she was attacking him and they wouldn't come

>the state of this semen-slurping sport
Sad

Hardy vs Punk or Hill. Book it Dana.

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Only Coker knows how to build up meme heavyweights. Greg should go to bellator and fight Roy Nelson

>Nina rejecting Amanda's offer of a kiss
Sad!
They just got married too

Sex

Why did Remy ruin herself by burning coal and having a child with a faggot DJ

Closer to the camera. Barefoot vs in shoes. C'mon, user.

because he was the can they fed to Mickey Gall

Ref jumped in because the russian lost his mouth piece and wasnt defending. could of got ugly

>TFW replaced by a CG turkey

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He isn't 6'5.

Do you even understand how big of a can Mike Jackson is? Man isn't even a fighter.

90% of married lesbians stop having sex with each other

Hardy can't breathe after 12 punches. He's not gonna be able to hang with the elite.

>we corruption now

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They boo him for beating a woman. But the UFC had a literally man fight a woman once.

shoes

>She leans in for the kiss
>Her gf just sits there and makes the same face
jesus christ that was awkward

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my god I didn't even notice it was her. sad.

I love UFC and prostate examinations

Hardy vs Ngannou now

He flops forward with no effort, Hardy even slows his GnP down and just lets the dude roll over for the stoppage. Then they hug it out in the cage, 100% legit fight and I totally believe it.

Holy fuck lads XD

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>that 3-5 second nfl tier blacksplosiveness
only thing I don't like is that his follow throughs and exits are always super unbalanced, like you saw him sperg out 10 feet backwards just now. He has that nfl mentality of going through your opponent, but it's putting him way off balance

Lads, apparently Smoliakov was a high level wrestler who could tech DC when he was 15. I think Hardy might be the real deal.

Are people really surprised? An elite athlete like Hardy will be champ in a year. Nigannou is half the athlete and already is best in division.

Dude he is going to be the guy to Kill overeem, he also easily beats derrick lewis

>elite
he's not going to hang with anyone that isn't a 0-2 can either

Why not bring in a bull. Wouldn't even be cucked, they could both get it.

There's a lot of fighters there, surprised more fights don't break out.

what do you train in lads? not looking for internet tough guy showdowns, just genuinely interested.
judo and boxing here.

It's like they say, after marriage no more kissies

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look at those nasty fat fucking fingers. she should be hung from a street lamp

in fairness they never started

Are you insane? He would be massively outclassed by cans in boxing lol. HW MMA is a joke.

thanks friend

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I agree Dan Hardy Vs Francis Ngannou

Great fight.

Worst card this year....so far.

seething. hardy is /ourguy/

Top Kek

>lesbian bed death

Dom looks... younger? wtf

Lesbians are typically only lesbians because they were raped/molested when they were young and are disgusted by men.

Based Olivi poster. One of us would've been guaranteed to make it

BJJ and gymceling.

is ponzi ever fighting again

Somebody asked for this

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imagine the dagestanis watching this right now
must be fuming

Nunes is a notorious womanizer. She cheats non stop.

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Like 12 miles of bad road. Holy fuck are they ugly.

damn whipeepo ugly as hell. no lips havin ass

See

cringe

smoliakov is phil brooks tier

Pick any 2 active fighters to make a porno

He's an MMA gymrat. These guys will fuck up anyone besides serious fighters. Punk never had a chance. I'm pretty sure everyone at my gym heavier than 170 would wreck Punk.

He has a wooden watch too

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sign hardy right now pete skeet

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His murder of Magny is still being investigated.

Apologies, better view

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Absolute mastery of which 2 martial arts would be the most dangerous?

Your Ip is visible now under recent edits fuck head rofl

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webm?

>brown watch with brown suit
cringe

Chuck Liddell and Sneedo Ortiz.

I wonder if lesbians have open relationships like gays do

I have a gay friend who I've known since school. He's married yet both him and his husband fuck whoever they want. It's really weird.

boxing and wrestling

I did BJJ, boxing and Maui thai. Right now just cycling.

Redpilled.

Jon Jones and Jojo Calderwood

Paige VanZant and Claudia Gadelha

Oh no not his mouthpiece that he totally didn't spit out for the easy stoppage.

Anyone who thinks that was anything but a big work for Hardy is a bum and should probably let a train run them over.

Big Country and Bigfoot

is that guy stupid, they boo'd the decision and STILL boo'd hardy on entrance, win, and EXIT. Redditors truly are brainlets

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box and lift
luv strength
luv cardio
simple as

Val-Nunes 3, Ultimate Surrender rules

this

Lol no way, he fell for the wooden watch meme.

the goat is coming back for his bw title

>reddit screenshots
>hilarious wikipedia edits
yep it's the main event

Dom and Anik would make a cute couple

Really wanna see hardy vs lewis.
Dude likes fighting wife beaters and probably has more power than hardy and the same gas tank.

MFW I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MAIN EVENT

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this nord is giving off dangerous autism vibes

Herman's Son is shit. I refuse to admit he's anything but shit unless he beats Jacare.

sambo

gun and filing lawsuits

Rose fem-domming Karolina Kowalkiewicz

Jiu jitsu and formerly boxing, might start muay thai if I can find the time.

No one does

Based white rap

UFC matchmaking and Herb Dean refereeing.

It's right here

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holy fuck rip his face

We couldn't save him

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You're right Hardy had no knockout power those guys he fought before only pretended to go to sleep

Retards, man

Oh noes, does that mean the ebil hackerz 4chin will getz me? =-[

it probably smells, but I'd dig in

If you have two flags you really have no flag

Its typical

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this lad is scaring me

What's wrong with Herb Dean?

Anyone else thinking he's going to take out Jacare?

Funny that Jacare was complaining about the replacement because he wasn't in the Top 10 but he's gone up to 10th without throwing a punch since

the only correct answer

based

On average they are like other women.
>muh not in the mood
Nunes is just very high test.

Very intrigued here lads. Would be unreal to see jacare get bleached on the floor with some swedish meatballs in his eye sockets.

that would be so f-ing hot.

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meegan anderson vs henry cejudo

jesus that's funny

This guy should not be allowed to carry two flags

Kinda off topic .
Do we have any title matches in this ppv? If not, when is the next title match?

Stop with this feet shit please, it ruins my brain

what kind of shit shoes slide on black top like it's a sheet of ice

im commming for that ass little man

>what is Brazil

>Win a UFC fight
>Take another fight the next month

Pretty based tbqh

Michelle Waterson and Cat Zingano

all day

you never see the aggressive guys attending fights

>wasting dive money for this negro over cm punk

BJJ is getting really popular here too. A sparring partner of mine is a black belt and we fuck around with takedowns etc BJJ vs judo. pretty fun.
lethal combo. and if you're out of your depth. jump on your bike and ride off.
you sound very muscular.

Notice no Amerilards answered lol

tae kwon do and bjj aka Ryan Hall

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unbelievably based

pisses me off when I see chicanos with those half mexican flags
if you're gonna do that go full on cain velasquez and only commit to mexico
none of this halfie bullshit

next title fight is thug rose vs the andrade

This is absolutelly imoral, condescending and communist.
May the whales pay your taxes.

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sniff

GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI

this nigga coming out to Horiguchi's theme

>6:30pm
hmm...

No I'm just a nigger. Admittedly a smart one though.

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Yeah Nunes for sure cheated and got caught.

Doesn't GSP know you need to reproduce to be the GOAT?

Waterson and Dern

lmao what a fucking dork

the LITERALLY rddit tone makes me want to cuck my daughter out to hardy. I fucking hate basedfags like this

Paige VanZant only does gang bangs

They're pros though. Why risk your career.

This isn't a PPV pajeet

It wouldn't be a big surprise he's really good but I'm going for Jacare.

wrestling and moy tie

There is two on Bellator. First one is WMMA with 2 hoties. Starts soon

cringe

Is Jacare autistic

This isn't a PPV
Rose/Andrade is the next one

Based /Gucci/ gang

BASED GATORMAN

uwaaa, the piece of land I was born in is super important, please respect it, uwaaa

no you are

Like 2 cringy dudes. big yikes

for me, it's spyro subway

With Puerto Ricans

did you run Das Kapital through google translate 20 times to come up with this?

Masvidal did against Leon, you've got Usman, Ponzi and Masvidal all there right now and have all been trash talking each other. Throw Ali in the mix wouldn't surprise me at all.

Mighty Mouse used to fight for peanuts on UFC on FOX

When's Jacare gonna grow that afro?

Did Hometown Rory fight yet on the bellator main? more interested in that than this fight.

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>Jacare getting hyped up
rip jack

new thread plz

JACARE BY FIRST ROUND KO

it's not pro-nationalist or anti-nationalist

it's anti dual-nationalist

what does webm mean lol

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Lesnar + Rockhold

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hsi hairline is HEEM'd tier

Maybe without their little gloves and the ref to protect them, they're secretly irl pussies?

twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/1122342779370258433

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despite what masvidal says, i think the likelyhood of a fight is much much lower when theres no cameras on him

Muay thai and bjj

>Like Hermansson and want him to go on a tear because he's not young

>Want Jacare to get the gold before retirement

This is always a bad feeling.

>Notice no Amerilards answered lol
Telling.

the hair transplant didn't work.

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if it doesn't mean anything why carry em at all?

kk is a total lesbo sub. she watches too much lesbian (often brazilian) domination porn. thats why she is so psychologically shook whenever she fights hues.

Elias and Amanda "Buffalo Wild Wings Waitress" Bobby Cooper

who is the babe beside nunes on the right?

short for weeb 'em

wow lineker really sucked

30-40 = the new prime

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Fucking dragging the walkouts out, I need a poo

Our main event of the evening

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>your punch can't reach, kicks your face
>can't take me down when im already buttscooting for a heel hook

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Women Enjoy Black Men

is Dan losing weight

NORGE

9-2 vs 3-1 seems fair. Al is just a hater because Hardy nows how to treat a woman

well there's a zero percent change of Jacare beating Bobby or Israel so you may as well vote for Jack

treehut.co/products/wooden-watch-chocolate-walnut-boyd?variant=16089573523530

TWO EUROPEAN FLAGS?!?!

boxing and judo

its 2019 every fatty is

Big if true

Ragin' Alcoholic is right

Canadians know this

hardy isn't even a bad guy, he's playing up he evil character to make a name, plebbit is too low iq to not seeth

powerful nordic autism

Hermansson sucks dick. If Jacare loses to this bum he should retire.

Take that back.

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30 isn't too bad when you've not had that many fights.

>treehut.co/products/wooden-watch-chocolate-walnut-boyd?variant=16089573523530
I can see Dom adding this to his cart and typing in his credit card number during the checkout thinking to himself 'Yeah this is gonna look sweet on me'

God I hope this shit doesn't go 5 rounds

This arena is in a city 6 miles west of Fort Lauderdale- why did Bruce Buffer just say they were in Fort Lauderdale?

Jacare unironically has a case for being the #1 MW of all time

Im betting on the bigger blacker guy

he is indeed extremely autistic

NEW Y NUEVO

This Nordcuck...

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The Joker, how can he lose in clown world??

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you're gonna find out why the vikings never went to south america
;^)

Brazil is the biggest country in south America, an ex Portuguese colony
It's largest export is oranges, and it is famous internationally for it's Rio Carnival, the biggest carnival event in the world
The country also has the largest percentage of population infected with the toxoplasmosis parasite

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Jacare getting exposed badly here, maybe he can make a come back

CRINGE

Making Jacare his BJJ bitch

>about to heem someone
>go for le ebin takedown or le choke
Why does everyone do this? Just BANG DUDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAD HIM KO'D.

Get in a fight before making stupid comments.