CBJ @ BOS gamethread #2

OH NONONONONONONONONONO

FINN-pfffffftt HAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINNISH GOALT-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

FINNISH GOALTENDING HAHAHAHAH OH NONONONOONONONONONONONONONNONOONNONONONONONOONONONONOONONON

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Duchene dubs checked

nice pooperplay ya got there broons

Ted desu

get dp the fuck off the ice for the rest of the game, ffs cassidy

STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING STOP OVERPASSING

Boston is SHOOK

Two best games of the season so far
Too be honest with all of you

>zero shots on that whole powerplay

>3 minutes of pp
>not a single shot

Fuck sake you cunts, don't fuck this up.

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based pasta hating portubro

WE'VE GOT A SERIES NOW, BOYS!

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go teds

what in the absolute fuck is boston doing?

can somebody please put pastrnak out of his misery

holy shit

what an abysmal fucking sequence this has been

the bruins are passing way too fucking much

>no shots

please boston

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throwing the game

Damn all boss town has to do if play good n they win

did we shake off the rust yet?

pastrnak sucks ass

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Lads, as usual I gotta ask: what y'all drinking tonight?

Had a few Singha beers earlier, but I'm out now. Only have some Olmeca Tequila Gold left. What events should I drink to this game?

What's that song CBC played right before the break? Been bothering me for a bit.

>no enforcers

tom wilson

If a stick to the face is a penalty why don't the players all go around on their hands and knees running their face into opponents sticks?

the broons are literally beating themselves
columbus has been awful but bombston keeps just serving them ez turnovers

Like I get not wanting to shatter the guy's confidence and you're patiently waiting for him to get his shit together but it's been 9 games now and he's going to get us kicked out of the playoffs. Was Pastrnak concussed at the end of the season? He's playing like he's just not all there, mentally.

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water

put your finger in any dykes lately?

drinking a couple 8% hardboys and then i'll break out the rum

tallboys*

Stick isn’t allowed over the waste

Real enforcers from eras past would heem Wilson back into the womb

based and /fit/pilled

Bruins deserve to lose this game. Heads are so far up their ass

I got really drunk this morning, so right now just sipping gatorade and praying I don't puke

beck's at the moment, rolling rock after that

See you in the hospital

yea i bet you like hardboys you faggot leaf

n*gger tier

Just puke then you can actually relax

why do they use smaller goals for the playoffs? wouldn't it be better for the sport if there were more dramatic games in the postseason?

Cranberry juice. A lot of it

GAAAARRRRYYYYY

Okay ted we’ll go game for game, look how well that worked for laffs

you gotta piss in a cup soon or something?

GUYS

I'M GONNA SAY IT

based and redpilled. I used to pride myself on not throwing up, but eventually I realized that if I'm feeling nauseous during a hangover, I should just try to yak, that way I feel alright for the rest of the day.

It's over the shoulder you nigger
But the refs call it below the shoulder anyway so why not get super low

hi i'm steve

hi, Steve

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cheap red wine

It’s just something I enjoy drinking.i just like the taste of cranberry juice

based

fair enough man

Same but need a lot of ice it's got to be real cold

You on your Period?

pinapple juice, like a fukin faaaaag

Shut the fuck up tripnigger and let me enjoy my juice

HAD TO HAVE HIGH, HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING

based

OFF
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OOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

G Fuel

Dr. Pepper

>playing high hopes
oh god why

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>not getting the reference
Zoomer be gone

Do any of you fags actually play/used to play hockey? Gonna try joining my uni's team after summer, only started skating this January so got a lot of work to do

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it's on nhl '19 so they play it all the time

the fuck is a bruin anyway? sounds like a mongoloid trying to say "browns"

eating all dressed ruffles, lads.

of course, anyone who didn't shouldn't be posting here (you can get a pass because there's probably 4 hockey rinks in all of britain)

hey BK, how u doin?

>ALL OF THE TURNOVERS

It's honestly the only tolerable song on that whole soundtrack.

i hear that song at work like 8 times a fucking day

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A bruin is a type of bear.

yeah i fucking hate nhl soundtracks since like 2010-11, they used to be so good

Despite only being

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what type

take a power skating course if they have anything like that there, that will do wonders

gg tbqh

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Brown bear.

clean it up wagie

These fucking turnovers are driving me fucking psycho

Agreed, I miss the old ones.
youtube.com/watch?v=v09ABvn1sSI

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brown

Not your google bjorn

nhl 14 was really good

youtube.com/watch?v=NExtZIo1hGY

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All that fuckin’ and no sons

i have learned something today

>Columbus has been complete ass but because the Bruins can't stop turning the fucking puck over the game is tied
kinda seething rn tbqh

Infuriating game. Bruins are playing like a bunch a schoolboy bitches out there now.

fuckin B's forgetting how to play hockey, I hope Cassidy goes off on them during the intermission

I missed it, is Pink Floyd's HH or someone else's?

cute bear

There are like 3 good ones in London but no one offers any hockey training for beginners. Uni teams will take average players or really good skaters so I'm trying to get real good at skating, no other way to actually practice hawkee.

Is this the natty limit?

Cranberry juice is great. Grow a pair

why cant >we ever make it easy on >ourselves?

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YOUVE NEVER GOT WHISKEY, YOUVE NEVER GOT WINE
>SOME YOU WIN, SOME YOU LOSE

take power skating anyway even if you suck, there's very little hockey involved, it's just learning how to use your edges mostly

mong

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No idea what you're referencing either.
t. 26

last digit is how many games it takes for the jackets to win this series

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Bro, just pass up 3-4 shots every time ur in the offensive zone lol, like just backhand the puck blindly, who cares haha

youtube.com/watch?v=IPXIgEAGe4U

MARCHAND WITH THE PUCK

PASSES CROSS ICE TO BERGERON

BERGERON BACK TO KRUG

KRUG SCANS THE BLUE LINE, PASSES OVER TO GRZELCYK

GRZELCYK BACK TO KRUG

KRUG OVER TO BERGERON

BERGERON TAKES IT BEHIND THE NET, PASSES IT UP ICE TO GRZELYCK

GRZELYCK TO KRUG

KRUG BACK TO GRZELYCK

GRZELYCK HANDS IT OVER TO MARCHAND NOW

MARCHAND, SKATING WITH THE PUCK

PASSES IT TO PASTRNAK

AND ITS TURNED OVER HERE COMES PANARIN IN A BREAK AWAY UP ICE SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

based

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The Departed

>3 minute powerplay
>defensman finally gets some room and takes a 6 second windup so it gets blocked

absolutely based

Why do we tolerate this shit?

>Marchand with the puck
>Over to Bergeron
>Back to Marchand, he holds
>Over to Krug, HE WINDS UP and a cross-ice pass to Pastrnak
>Pastrnak FANS ON THE SHOOOT

I even saw that movie and I don't remember that quote at all.

tay tay overrated slag

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Fuck Sun

>13 shots, 10 (TEN) giveaways

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Oh well

the song being made? or me spoonfeeding him?

The song in general

go to bed southie

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kek

>watching sn feed
>okay let's talk about the >laffs
lmao every time

The faster we're falling,
We're stopping and stalling
We're running in circles again

why do we tolerate ohio on this board

>sn feed
>SnEED

Formerly in the playoffs

kill yourself

it's funny because panic! used to only be mainstream in alternative rock circles and even then they weren't that huge
it's kinda like maroon 5 too, i think they hire famous songwriters when they see all this untapped potential of going mainstream

>SnEED
what

Can i get a "woot woot" for Ted Nation?

For anyone not on the NBC feed:

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Get your fag talk about iheart radio stars the fuck outta my thread. Bunch a queers, I swear to God.

lmao dad jokes! aren't dogs so cute??? lmao i love pizza!

>tfw this is the kitties' goal song

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I could tell it was shit by the fag in the thumbnail.

I've been getting into Orange Goblin recently. Anyone else listen to boomercore?

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Why you guys call CBJ the teds?

Who?

probably the only redeeming thing about their entire franchise

dont worry about it, reddit shit

very based

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Nobody answer him.

Rude

cuz ted's a massive faggot youtube.com/watch?v=LofXZ0j3XtI

>medieval french lit
what the fuck lmao

>this cringe wine aunt tour guide
Oh so this is the average boston inhabitant...

Columbus has now taken as many penalties in five periods against Boston as they did in 12 against Tampa. Nothing suspicious there.

You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little fuckin' snake. You were like different people.

wish i was a hill billy instead of a city slicker

they're just upset because they know bobrovsky will go to the kitties next year

vodka and dollar store lemonade packets. Hits the spot.

You don't remember him smashing a glass of cranberry juice in the other guy's face?

Wait.
Hold up.

Hold the fucking phone.

You mean to tell me that a more physical, on-the-edge playstyle against a more physically aggressive team causes more penalties?

?????????????????????????????

holy shit

does bettman know??????

/hoc/ has become predominantly hfboard/reddit faggots i have no idea why but we just have to deal with it for the time being unfortunately

twitter.com/pierrevlebrun/status/1122321619811069952?s=21

Well you being a Canadian isn't going to help anything, milkbag.

I don’t like Boston but chiefs are based

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smoking bubonic chronic, lads

>The only way Pastrnak scores is by being a fucking skate to be rebounded off

Thanks Vegas!

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>playing a soft team like tampa
Color me surprised.

what coaching search?

>le reddit boogieman
nigger

I hope you're right, but I think Panarin is more possible as he likes working with Q and wants to move to a big metro area

Vegas is the worst fanbase and is chiraq 2.0

>92371887
>tripfag
>opinion mattering
pick one tubby

Have some music for that.

youtube.com/watch?v=_e0-cPbGcQk

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gr8 album and also Time Travelers blues.

Are/Is there any actual CBJ fans on Yea Forums? Or are you just anti Bombston

>Canada teams suck
>only original six team left is Boston
>bettman is fixing this

Bradysknee is the worst tripfag. Even worse than k*ppers and bracket

Boston Bruins should be renamed to Boston Bees because they look nothing like bears if we are being honest

what's with the head (no homo) on that beer?

should i tell you to get help, or that i respect the hustle and i should take notes?

Here

Trying out a bottle of imitation vanilla. Not bad so far. Much smoother than Listerine.

It's the latter. They can't cope with Boston having another Championship Parade within a few months.

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Sharks are in dumbass

smoking that Blue Sherbert bud right now, my dude

>2016 /pol/ memes
hello r/thedonald tourist, enjoying your stay?

a y y
l m a o

Me

Boston Honeybees has a nice ring 2bh

The reason I hate Donald Trump is... the wall needs to be built on our other border.

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cool midget

>Columbus Blue Jackets at Boston Yellow Jackets
Hmmmmmm

what the fuck is that

sneak is worse

And people think us Leafs fans were making shit up last round.

Teds WILL win!

>paying for a ufc ppv

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Bracket is a good boy.
Only genuine retards dislike him because he works them into a shoot and exposes how retarded they are.

>The Bees are just buzzing around the net
>... (the bees) are a hard working team

the commentary writes itself

Stoner metal is GOAT. I don't actually do drugs myself, but my tastes in music are all based around stoner rock/metal.

just bee yourself :)

CBJ native/fan here, I cheered for Bombston only once and that when they beat the Nucks

Imagine having these whores saved on your desktop. Fucking faggot

Who?

SHOOT THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PUCK

How do you explain the last 15 years, leaf?

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this, sneak is WOAT of WOATs

YES! I AM A BOSTON BRUINS FAN!!

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Check these digits, Gary

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same, I got to see Uncle Acid about 3 weeks ago and that was fun

>get clear of the last defender
>have a clear chance
>in all alone on the goaltender
>do a fucking drop pass back into the traffic that you just skated past
ha ha what the fuck are they doing

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We can't all be like you have an 'otters' folder.

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>backpass for NO REASON with only the GOALIE in front of you

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DEBRUSK

>laffs

If you have a fucking shot from 3 FEET OUT JUST FUCKING TAKE IT YOU FAGGOTS, WHY ARE YOU CONTINUALLY PASSING INTO PILES OF PLAYERS YOU CUNTS. SHOOT THE PUCK AND YOU WILL SCORE. WHY IS CASSIDY NOT TELLING YOU TO FUCKING SHOOT?

Based.
Go Bruins.

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No wonder the Russians are carving off pieces of your country.

>be pasternak
>have a small penis
>be panarin
>have a big penis

>dat empty room reflective of a vapid personality

bigthink.pdf

Poor management employed by the owners of a team that sold out every game regardless of how well they were doing

I really never seen any post from you, I was wondering 2bh

Ellen baker was made for japs to learn english damnit

Did anyone screen cap that face?

WHY

WONT

THEY

JUST

SHOOT

THE

PUCK

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who /jekketsandjankees/ here?

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Not metal but still stoner and based
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

>foliño

I've only posted with a name this playoffs because of the tedborg meme

This would be their mascot

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low test

Cmon you yellow fucks

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I think we scratched the surface one time in the general. I suspect that /hoc/ is very much a 90's-00's stoner rock board. Would not be surprised if more than half of us listen to Kyuss and Sleep and Electric Wizard.

Do people even remember this show?

Put tha rubbah cilindah in tha blooodeh net, ya daft coont!

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How's the fedora working out for you?

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Gary needs some more >Finnish goaltending

>the TEDS REALLY FELT THE STING TONIGHT
>PROTECT THE HIVE
>WOW the honeybees really has a MASS EXTINCTION EVENT
>the bees just can’t seem to pollenate any offense
>that glove save was sweeter than honey
>BEES ABSOLUTELY SWARMING NOW

T. Pierre McGuire

I have a bracket in /hoc/, I am currently winning

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>Not Bessie

t. clutters his house with pointless junk because he thinks it gives him a "personality"

more blood for the filter god

I do because it was kid-friendly Ren & Stimpy but from the mind of Amy Poehler

i do

LOSING SHIT I AM DUMB

I only remember the fat girl pissing herself

Ohio is nothing without lebron

It's a trilby, you uncultured ape

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Teds are blowing it

FINN-ISH
GOALIES
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

I spoke too soon. QOTSA is literally my favorite band. You just posted my ringtone. (ok, ringtones are sometimes gay but I use little sister because the cowbell at the beginning makes it easy to hear).

/hoc/ posters are literally the same type of person.

I want this tranny tripnigger out of ONE thread on this fucking board, is that so much to ask for?

>debrusk DIDNT shoot this

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>commercial at minute 8
>commercial at minute 11

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I pray to my lord Jesus Christ every single night that every tripfag on 4channel gets stage four cancer and has a horrible slow painful death

Bastin broons in 6

the character i posted is a honeybee scout from boston. it makes sense you dumbfuck piece of shit

>not having a otter, bear, bull, wolf, and twink folder

Fag

No, you're currently in or tied of 13th.
It shows your bracket at the top so that you can keep track of your current position more easily, and then under the black line it shows the leaderboard starting at #1.

Yes. Literally just go to /hoc/ or any non /nfl/ /nba/ thread

bob had it covered, if he shoots it's a rebound and a 2on1 going the other way
based debrusk seeing 3 plays into the future

>when you see it

digits is the number of the player with the GWG

BASED may you enter the Kingdom of Heaven as a saint

amazes me how the bruins win so many games with puck possession this shit

I am going to march down to the garden and kick Pastrnak in the fucking head, that stupid motherfucker
then Cassidy too for keeping him out there for so long

don't forget to purchase clash of clans, the official app of the Boston BruinsTM lad

>tfw you like shit like animal collective, DRS and the doors

My music taste is a mess

WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

depends on a team's playstyle, puck possession may not be as important

Well that's it Bruins will score here and win

the regular season bruins had pretty good puck possession play

its just been hot garbage in the ploffs for some reason

that's a trip folks

OH OH
LIVING ON A PRAYER

refpuck posts in 3...

Yikes ref puck

...

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>Columbus is an older franchise then half the people posting here
Sorry kiddo the Cup is coming home to Boston

I don't remember the side characters at all. I didn't know.

>get picked up by a team
>they assign you #92372416

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REFPUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

based retardedly-obvious slew-foot

>even breathing on a manlet in gary's nhl
his own fault desu

>people having any folder of that shit

I only need 3 folders: /hoc/, anime, and my lewds (/d/ and /h/). Miss me with that gay shit

Ohio sucks major ass

>another fucking overtime game
can gary make it anymore obvious?

time to actually do something aside from turning over pucks, B's

Drinking a beer

What the fuck happened to the Bruins Power Play strategy, this is reminding me of the end of the Claude era.

Gary will bring the cup to boston

I guess there were bound to be some, but since there wasn't any game threads when they played the Stars or I didn't see any, got me wondering

What a fucking awful power play

>not having a million different folders nested inside other folders that just ends up making it more difficult to find things in the end

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>(/d/ and /h/). Miss me with that gay shit

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>ruins pp

>anime
Literally the gayest shit

incredible kill 2bh

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CALL A TIMEOUT OR SOMETHING CASSIDY

HOLY SHIT

THESE TURNOVERS

If the Bruins win this I'll fucking shit myself, they have been so bad for like a half hour now

>he was a ref
>she was a shareholder
>can I make this aaaaanyyyyy more ooooooobvious

TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT TAKE A FUCKING SHOT

>he doesn't dump porn/work/memes in documents to never find them again

god
fucking
damnit
>ZERO
>SHOTS

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>those folders
ultragrim

this is going to ot isn't it

i'm sure your state is better lmao

Says a presumable frogposter

last reference i was expecting but well done

STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT STOP TURNING IT OVER AND SHOOT

Where does /hoc/ go to watch the Derby? I prefer to hit a restaurant with opened windows to ensure I get spring air while watching it.

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Welcome to Boston, where the puck possession is shit and the pp's dont matter.

>ruins can't shoot the fucking puck on a PP

pathetic

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Fuck Ohio , it’s a reactionary shithole

No the Teds are winning it in regulation

>next 5 shots all get blocked

Keys to the game:
Soom fAckin goals

In your ass tripnigger.

Wheres the trap folder user, I know you have one

So totes your mum

t. libtard lebron lover

Tbh I’d rather my kid be a tranny than watch anime(though the two usually go hand in hand).

and your state?

Jesus fucking Christ, grow some culture you dirty faggot.

no trap folder, i have a bowsette folder though which is sort of close

Just got off the phone with Gary. Both teams lose due to a planned demolition of TD Garden during OT that'll kill everyone. All in the script.

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jekkets fan here, ohio blows

Boston at least has some stuff i guess but everyone sucks at driving

>two broken sticks still behind the Bruins goal
FUCKING PICK THEM UP REFS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

i would rather they shoot and have the shots get blocked and lose because bob stands on his head than lose because the broons literally refuse to shoot and just keep turning it over

There's literally nothing wrong with your child being themselves. If that queer puts on a Naruto headband, however...

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>unironically using the word "libtard"

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Culture this
*unzips pants*

ok now they're gone, but jfc they just sat there for about 3 minutes

Bowsette is training wheels to jackit to Natalie Mars.

>another OT inbound
Why are the ruins such OT babies

Is Boston entirely incapable of passing normally? What's with the fucking slapshot tier overpassing, get your nerves together you morons.

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>reactionary
I have never once seen ohio react to anything.

>more OT

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Why is Doc so fucking weird?
youtube.com/watch?v=5OHjEBgfGNk

Wait, where is it?

>niggercollide is objectively the worst sport
>patriots have objectively the worst fans in sports
>all the worst tripfags on Yea Forums are patriots fans
never been in a patriots game thread but if i was id imagine id eat a bullet after about 5 posts

>superiority
1 championship in over 50 yrs

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God's chosen land of South Carolina. Most beautiful state in the country.

The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved

Its actually kind of amazing when you consider for all the terrible turnovers and generally bad play of the Bruins, the Blue Jackets have arguably played as bad if not worse than them.

>sonnet commercial
>they have fucking nylander
i'm sorry but that's gotta hurt your business

dong

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Do you want the bullet now? Anything to speed up 1 less Candian is worth the stamp.

>Talking to a trap
>We hit it off
>Says (she) wants to come over
>Then ignores me

Why does this always happen to me?

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fuck this, I've had enough.

lock your fucking windows tripfaggot because I'm on my way.

um sweaty these are the best teams in the NHL and beat all the favorites to win, this is literally peak hockey

0.8 bullets per owl ring, bitch.

Oregon

BULLS ON PARADE

And?

I can’t wait for your shit team to fade into irrelevance after brady retires

>puts little grey mark in the middle of the image
>spend 5 minutes trying to wipe it off my screen in a drunken stupor
fuck you why do people do this

what happens if the puck goes missing?

I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon

I'm sorry they don't play it in the Walmart Television department.

wow atkinson just got fucking owned by chara

Because you are even gayer then the trap

Not even top 10 cousinfucker

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game is postponed until they can make a new one

Well, she has a form of mental illness, which women also share. Just go full gay and you're guaranteed a dick in the ass.

You'll have to wait at least another 5 or 6 years

>memes and funny seperate
memers btfo

didnt even notice that lol

They call the feds and put a picture of it on the milk cartons.

you'll receive an amber alter on your phone

S(he) found another dance partner(he had a bigger dick)

>another turnover that almost blew the game

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>a-any day now...

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that one actually causes me the most problems because i never know which one i put a pic in

OVERTIME
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>overtime AGAIN
jesus christ

>i feel so alone

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lots of OT games this postseason.

I'M sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
JUST waiting for the tomb
of some old dying

MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>she

Crew won MLS cup 2006, Cavs won a few years back, 2 Buckeye championships to name a few. Jackets haven't won yet but neither has any recent expac team

>tfw kiwi hates both Brady and Messi
O TWAIN

>goalie makes a great save at a critical moment
pooins fans boo
?????? fucking retards

BASED RAX

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unironically one of the best songs of the 90s

>more OT games after the shitshow that was last year and OT games

Hmmmmmmm

TUUKKA

SAVING THE TEAM

how often does OB still shit up /nfl/ these days?

WHO SCORES IN OGRETIME

this is too much bros

Edgy. Just accept that gender and biological sex sometimes doesn't align.

TUUUUUUUUUK

Dubs for Ted

Teds report in

Why are you even here?
/nfl/ is that way, this is a hockey gamethread

getting sick of OT lads

>divegrass
>sport

Let's get this W Teds!

>Boston
>Tranny
Checks out, I like fucking trannies but at least I can admit they are guys

dubs for quad ot

He got to announce a draft pick for the Ravens yesterday. We're all happy for him.

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RASK

He's a bandwagon, like literally every Boston fan

>Crew won MLS cup 2006, Cavs won a few years back, 2 Buckeye championships
I have no idea what they fuck you're talking about.

Ted 5
Standing by

Why are all flyover Republicans deep in the closet?

>teds lose every game in ot
based garry.

Even dubs Atkinson score
Odd dubs DeBrusk score

>divegrass
>apehoop
>amateur sports
Lmao Ohioans are pathetic

I honestly hope Boston choked this series away so this kippers-tier tripfag fucks off back to his containment general

Hey, fuck you. It's been almost 3 months since the last championship parade. I am fucking suffering.

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>tfw only 8pm on the the best coast

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Ted 4, standing by.

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AAAAAAH

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Yeah and there’s other cities suffering jackass.

FROM DORCHESTER

5 am here boyos

I accept that they are delusional and mentally ill. I don’t accept them as women. Drink bleach retard.

What part of Boston are you lads from?

did the Nigbirds take another subliterate black QB to replace their current subliterate black QB? I watched zero minutes of the draft and only heard about the epic lulz ensuing from the Daniel Jones pick

bigly if truly

>who do you think will break first, rask or bobrovsky?
>"WHO!?"
>"...who do you think will bre-
>"I'LL TELL YA ONE THING"

There is a cure to all our mutual suffering.

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I have nothing to do tonight, let’s go to like 3 OTs boys.

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god cherry is so based

initially I just called the tripfaggot a tranny because it seemed like an apt insult. When the abomination never denied the insult though, I knew we were dealing with a true degenerate retard.

I believe it frequents the r/Marxism discord and mod IRCs that lurk just to shitpost across Yea Forums. Truly some grim stuff and I wish the freak would join it's fellow 43%ers.

Get your hats ready lads. Bread man ending this game with the trick

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This shit better not preempt SNL

Market

their overtime magic segment is pretty hype desu, i enjoy it

not the image I meant to post. fuck

Is it because you only get off when a man hits your boi pucchi?

>A democrat
Please go back newfag

what is her favorite team, /hoc/?

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Devils?

>so many OTs already they can barely play half of them

Please dont poat ugly women. We have standards here. Thanks.

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kek, most probably

Am I supposed to recognize this person?

>SNLEL

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SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

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weak bait

Please don't post 3d women. We have standards here. Thanks.

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...

>SNL
hope we get triple OT then
based

if you feel the need to make sure all your posts are tagged with a code unique to yourself so everyone knows it's you, chances are youre suffering from degeneracy and retardation, as well as having an inferiority/insecurity complex of some sort

top lel

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she's a pretty pop singer who had a song of her turned into a mem a few years ago, didn't expect you to youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno

the middle one looks like a wax sculpture

Please don't post ugly greek women, we have standards here. Pic related, an attractive greek woman.

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God damn son

Hahahaha he is triggered by satire. Get fucked.

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what the fuck are these

Wait, Elliot Friedman is Jewish?

>ricer girls
peak cringe

based

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>Only shitty bandwagon teams like the Patriots and the Bruins have a tripfaggot
Why is this?

ron maclean has the entire panel busting up at the end of almost every segment

disgusting

San Diego

Thats why we wax our knobs to her

...wait, is that a trans woman?

>preferring women who don't exist over women that actually do exist
kys m8

what's going on here?

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absolutely based

>she's a pretty pop singer
>pretty
If you have to tell someone something like that, instead of just having it be obvious and self-evident, that's how we know it's not true.
Kind of like how NBC keeps calling the Kentucky Derby "the most exciting day in sports." That's how you know it's not fucking exciting at all.

First is russian angels second is greek makeup artist

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

My knights would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Braintree, I hate it here

Seethe more, welfare-kid.

>>>/reddit/

Find myself bandwagoning the Teds so Torts can get another cheeky Cup.

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Daily reminder that Columbus is a shithole full of Somalians and race mixing white trash.

NONE OF THEM ARE HOCKEY RELATED
STOP FUCKING POSTING THEM

ayy you tryin to talk shit on my right hand drive imported silvia that can take anyone on the Japanese mountain passes even the legendary Godzilla. Even a fool in his hachiroku stands no chance against my sr20det redtop. I am a tuned driving machine in my Japanese god machine.

also any other Minnesota fans have a bittersweet feelings about all their traded players having good years on other teams?

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West of 495 is best.

bread hatt rick incoming

here's a greek girl who likes the new jersey devils profesionnal hockey team that plays in the nhl, looking for her name

youtube.com/watch?v=gT1QEjnuvDA

CAM ON SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS!

i'm not sure why everyone it bitching about the tripfag
it's a fucking bombston thread
it's expected to be low quality

by cheering only for teams doing well at the time, they can feel as though they themselves are doing well, and repress how they feel about their own sad, mediocre lives
putting a trip on your posts to let everyone know youre associated with that team is a mere extension of that

PASTA TOOK A SHOT

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HE DIDN'T SCORE THAT?

WHAT?

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Staaaaayyyyyy mad

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Why do people never pass on 2 on 1s

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But is OT and we want to see more "free" hockey user

Marina a cute!

>the Bruins only managed 20 shots through three periods
lmao

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lmao what was that

TTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FFFFUCK
so close
retard couldn't lift the puck

turn off your proxy you mentally ill fuck

Teds deserve to lose after that pathetic display

a man of culture

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on the contrary, being secure enough to make quality posts without needing a name attached to them is anti-reddit
tripfagging is about as reddit as it gets on Yea Forums(nel)

wtf

how did he miss

R A S T
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tybr :)

How does a messican get into hoc

move avenues to fuck up
>make a bad pass
>D intercepts the pass
>hits bad ice and chips over his stick
>miss taking the pass

Don't ask questions.

How are they gonna win the series if they cannot score on plays like that one???

Disgusting.

SHOULDN'T IT BE A SHOOTOUT?!

no idea what you're talking about you sperg

Mexicans are great. Only faggoty-ass flyovers hate them.

Bruins just need to spam slappers until they get a lucky bounce desu

who do you think goes to stars' games?

I prefer 4 on 4 OT

>choyle
>folinjo
>ben jenner

thanks NBC

Like everyone else? by watching it, how else

the woman is tumblr incarnate just by virtue of her fanbase, such a shame to waste those looks but the baggage is just too heavy

i know you'd much prefer a black man

>BLACKED is the end

After stoppage time

i would still repeatedly put my peepee in her vajay

the only thing heavy are her big bazoombas

>still no score

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Por supuesto. Pinche huertas neccesitan callarse.

what's the ice like down there

Snowbirds and cowboys?

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It's a 5 on 5 shootout

New threas

thread #3

That wasn’t the question

Just curious. I live 30 minutes from the border and nobody here gives a shit about hockey. Do they broadcast hockey on tv there at all?

Unsafe to drink

take a look at those big ass greek tiddies youtube.com/watch?v=0H6vdQSXaR4 i also hear she LOVES the nj devils

Like this
Or square from the trays in the fridge

I started watching it when it was on FOX, then ESPN after that we got DirecTV from the USA illegally and got even more on it. On the mexican cables they only show the ones on NBC and only if they carry NBC which is only on the border but SKY does show a game a day during the season and during the playoffs they sometimes show two games and everyone who has SKY can see them since is on the generic Sports 1 channel

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they're saying tuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>as in tuka... nice bait leaf

1 of these 2 teams will win the cup. The one that doesn't employ a slew-footing nigger will win.