CBJ @ BOS Gamethread #1

for me, its the jackets.

Teds assemble!

One loss will not stop us!

fire up your meth pipe and call the hooker you florida faggot, get the fuck out of the thread

Based Ellen poster.
Go Bruins.

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For me, it's the Boston Bruins winning the Stanley Cup

who should i bandwagon for

>Teds assemble!
Standing by.
youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg

can emrick retire already

For me, its THE Ellen Baker, rooting for THE Boston Bruins.

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/kongz/ here
go teds
best part about living in california are these tacos im eating

based!

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DONG

>no penalties for marchand
truly a changed man

teds - bloos scf

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Is cbj using the same defense? I'd like to see how another team goes about getting through it

Whens it start? 3 mins?

why is it so fucking hard to drop the puck at the top of the hour. could they just say puck drop is 815 instead? what the FUCK

>not liking emerick

would be based

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didn't see any of you anime nerds in the regular season
like seriously it was me and like 4 other dudes shitposting who actually give a fuck about the bruins

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hoping for soom fackin goals, lads
go teds

RIP sean. Autistic paki started a victory thread before the game was over and opened his wrists soon after.

Can Milbury get hit by a bus already

Big Bs in the house

Jesus Christ drop the damn puck

>813
>puck still not anywhere near dropped

>regular season
>62 wins
playoffs are the only thing that matters

the 8 pm bullshit is enough it's a quarter past for christ's sake

Don't make me come down there Brian

Silly goy how do you think the network makes money?

Because the Bruins are in the playoffs.
>Ellen Baker
>Anime
>he doesn't know
kek

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It's an NBC game so we probably won't have puck drop for 10 minutes

ALL TEDS REPORT IN NOW

Shall be muting until puck drop

gotta make sure we broadcast the national anthem praise america boys

Holy fucking seizure alert

COM AWN BAWSTIN SCOA SOME FUKKEN GOALS

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No using us for your casual crap you new england zoomer

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is special olympian in bruins jerseys /ourguy/?

BASED

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win it for boomer

GO ON AND SAVE YOURSEEEEEEELF

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I will drunk drive from Beverly and come kick the shit out of you, where you at pussy

Reporting from supermax

Hope bruins lose this one

>President Trophy Winner
>Only President Trophy Winner to NEVER WIN A PLAYOFF GAME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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it's game tiem bois. who ya got???

AND TAKE IT ALL ON MEEEEE

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>8:15 PM EST
>game still hasvn't started
Why don't they start this pre game nonsense earlier?

NOT HOCKEY RELATED FUCK BOMBSTON

Its TD Garden related you fucking retard.

Cuyahoga Falls born and raised

go bruins

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based olympic turbo-womanlet roastie

F

>apehoop

me on the left

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who is this guy this doesnt look like hockey what the heck is happengin

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This is slightly annoying, no offense to the deceased but this isn't hockey please drop the fucking puck. Still have a fucking anthem as well, thankfully just one

whoa

Who cares, probably doesn't even have the best ice

in awe

was hoping they would bring back the fistpumping boomer

Americans in this thread have to STAND UP

rip john "legend" havlicek

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based unit

as a boston fan you can go fuck yourself

Absolutely Based Fat Singer Guy

Is this guy a walrus or a bumblebee

the largest man

fuck this gonna get the ruins amped as fuck

BASED Havlicek!

It's funny because he's OURS first :)

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>this 3rd rate opera wannabe

must be very painful to sit when you have zero ass

this man is a 10/10 alpha male in boston

>The game doesn't start until the fat man sings.
Based.

is there hokkei in special olympics?

it's not over until the fat man sings

Last digit is how many goals CBJ scores tonight

what a unit

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Pullin' up in that new toy
The wrist on that boy rockstar like Pink Floyd
Waving at rude boy
I'm waving at you, boy
Ran off on the plug too like Trugoy
Imagine me do, boy
You could never do what I do, boy
Still duckin' shit that I did, boy
Niggas in Paris 'fore Hit-Boy
This ain't the same type of hits, boy
Shit can get litter than lit, boy
You don't take these type of risks, boy
'Cause this boy, been throwin' that D like Rich Boy
You missed, boy
Ya numbers don't add up on the blow
That was ten years ago
If you know, you know

Like you fucking wouldn't

Absolute UNIT

looking grim teds

AAAAAAAAAALLLLL AAABBOOOOOAAAAARRRRDDD

nope, i'm laying down and had it muted

based

Go Bruins!
/nesn/bros, where you at?

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GO TEDS GO

an eagle somewhere just shed a single tear

would be 0-8 against the teds if they let you redo the series

The fuck pusha t have to do with this

I want vagina right

Rooting for the Teds desu

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nigger

BASED FUCKING CHARA

Based tribute 2bh

Fellow FriendsTeds report in

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based chara murdering riley nash

>chara heeming manlets
BASED

not from new england but a new england sports fan

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reporting in from teds house

manlets always win in the end

the last digit of my post determines how many goals bombston scores against ted this game

It sounds like let’s go bluejackets

>manlets

617 report in

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reporting in

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reporting in

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Why dont they do "go Bruins go" instead?

in many ways tampa won the series 2bh

screenshot

Kill niggers live Columbus

Vegas would btfo both these shit teams

go teds

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Die

bread

sure I would, but I also have an unhealthy obsession with tight petite women

we need more bruins anime girls!

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Marchand BTFO

hopefully this won't be a 0-0 into OT game like Islanders

>Boos on every Teds shot
Worst fans

ok but thats a boy

Reporting in.

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Please clean it up a bit

Why the fuck are nbc commentators so Boston biased

Boston fan and it annoys me

cheering for bread tbqh

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not boo
TUUUUUUUUUUUK

Biased against who?

take a long walk off a short pier

Id impregnate ellen

anime tummies

Because shit can get litter than lit, BOY!

tee hee, don't sexualize me silly boys ;)

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boston is the more popular team, its like how they jerk off crosby when the pens are playing, or the rags in general

we need more Bruins real girls

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Because doc emerick sucks the cocks of Chicago, New York (rags only), Boston and Pittsburgh

BRUINS LITERALLY KILLING THE BJS

wood berry

Teds getting trucked right and left

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BIG BOY HITS

like ?

Biased in favour of Boston.

wew la

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Its tuuuuuuuuuka not booing

Look at the Bruins heeming the BJs.
Fucking based,

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FUCKING REF PUCK

REFPUCK PLEASE GO

Sweep in 3 incoming
Can a team just throw in the towel?

Go away boston. You fuckers win every god damn year

lmao

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Actually rigged.

>NESN
You mean NBC Sports Boston, home of ACTUAL New England coverage and not homers in every segment?

cmon bud, the bruins have an established fanbase, are more well known and have a core of proven champions. of course they're going to get a little more show

BASED GARY

reminder (((they))) already told gary to make sure the next round is incelanders vs ruins, or else its back to the golf network

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Based gamethread retards not knowing what a fucking run-of-the-mill interference call looks like.
t. neutral

Top right makes me wonder if she actually has a fridge body. All the other shots are hiding it.

0-5 incoming

unpopular opinion: Batman will sway the league to destroy Columbus on calls and reviews after they slaughtered his cash cow Tampa Bay this year

>6-13 in Cup Finals over 94 years
we actually don't desu

All gymnast girls do.
The absurd amount of training they do usually ruins their bodies.

I'm at the game & got a pic w/ Marchand before the game started, nice guy

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This.

>makes me wonder if she actually has a fridge body
She does. She's fucking 5'2".
Her torso and abs look like an beetle's thorax.

pasrrnak is a BUM

it’s not more show. you see the exact same penalties from both sides. when Boston does it it’s a bad call, when the opposing team does it’s good. Shit commentators.

I hate Boston. Damn it is going to be the easiest run ever for them to win the Stan lee. Damn shame.

this is known and accepted

TEDS BTFO

PASTRNAK

GET

OFF

THE

FUCKING

ICE

>Teds

Fuck Gary and fuck Bombston

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

SCAAAAAARRR

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you're off the force bobrovsky

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
GRIZZ

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

oh no

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>incelanders

Okay sam

>cross check a dude in the back right in front of the net
>refpuck
also
SCARRRRRRRRRR

>teds are actually going to get swept
pottery

>BOBROVSIEVE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOB RUINS

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Fucking Christ

Killah bs

DAMN IT BOBROVSKY YOU'RE OFF THE CASE

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAND IN THE BADGE, BOBBY

BROONS

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There's good old Boobtitsky

based bobby rov fucking up a straight shot that he had a clear look at

Bostin!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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Nah they won't get past the Isles

Boston taking out Toronto is similar to a likeable villain taking out a shitty villain.

hmmm so is cbus actually good or did tampa just implode

neither will the isles

CHRIST pastrnak is fucking SHIT bench this faggot

Toronto was their biggest challenger, unironically.

nice pass, dumbasstrnak

Tampa just imploded.

Torts will fix this with a good ol public shaming, making bobs cry is how he starts playing better

Still heartbroken

Both

>implying that the Isles are getting past the 'Canes

pastrnak literally cannot stop turning the puck over

let me smash a ping pong ball in your direction and see you react to it, superman.

the Isles forgot how to score them goals it seems

>Takes Boston to OT game 1
What does that say about Boston?

it's about the biggest upset in the history of playoff hockey and it happened in 4 straight. it was definitely the >blots shitting themselves way more than the Teds being great

>jackets get reverse swept
How shit are the bolts if this happens?

i kek'd

OLD SCHOOL HACKEY BOYS

Well? Are you watching this series? Here is your answer

I want to believe like you but the islanders haven’t beaten boston in ages. Still gotta beat carolina

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Tampa would look even more pathetic

Wtf is wrong with him? Painkillers making him loopy? He ripped his thumb open earlier in the year. Has been playing like complete shit. Im thinking he re injured it.

they would be confirmed as 100% memes

imagine if broons drafted Barzal

Based Serge Savard pushing those bruins around

goddamn boston, bullying like crazy out there.

buncha fags touchin each other

>dis physical play

Aw hell ye

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No idea but he's been so laughably bad pretty much every time he's on the ice. Needs a slap upside the head

>tfw you always fart like madman after coffee

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Or Chabot, or Boeesr, or Connor or all 3

Hello João

he got rocked by Muzzin early in the Laffs series and hasn't been the same since. probably post-concussion syndrome, Cassidy needs to sit him the fuck down

if the teds do anything they;; be thrown out of the game

probably dude

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stream?

Stars will put them in their place

/nesn/bros how many dinners are you on right now? This is only my first.

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dubs and teds sweep in 5

Nah that's because you ate the bread fucked up by the doughmakers

Mind if I save this friend?

Why are people from bombston such assholes?

Hockey pro-tip: Try contacting a broadcasting service provider to subscribe to the appropriate sports channel of your choice!

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I thought that was Krug

Roll

I count on shorks 2bh. They will pull the same Pavelski trick in game 7 in the final series.

this, fucking doughmakers

roll to save the nhl

Imagine getting suplexed by Marchand

NE is a sunless shithole 10 months a year

comedor de bacalhau?

Dubs and Chara will decapitate someone in this series

Is that a tiny woman or a massive rabbit?

Yes but don't feed it after midnight otherwise pic related will happen

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dont underestimate manlet ragepower

probably, fuck doughmakers

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How do Americans stand these broadcasters on a regular basis?

oh no finland not again

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Oh boy

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BAKERS RISE UP

>Tyler "League Leader in Shots But Never Goals" Seguin vs. his old team
Chiarelli went full retard in trading him and Peverley (RIP) but the guy hasn't exactly helped the Stars get deep into the ploffs, has he?

Broons gonna sweep dis!

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this game is unironically a bloodbath by modern nhl standards

Ya all the trophys block the sun

The /nesn/ broadcasters are much better. But you always have the 98.5 callers. But not the BJs their playcallers suck.

We don't. As soon as I hear Doc's voice, I find a different broadcast whenever I can.

Holy fuck these guys are just trying to kill people

fuck boston desu frens

based, bakers are the best

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So i picked up retahded brothah Mahk and we drove to the game, dood
Took us 20 minutes to pahk the cah

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ooh boy

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For me it's CBC streams

>OLD TIME HOCKEY BY THE DOOR
>CLEAR THE TRACK, IT'S ALL-OUT WAR

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Just imagine: an entire city full of bakers.

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for me, its not listening to the radio after goucher moved to vegas

sirott is dogshit

DEATH TO DOUGHMAKERS

Gord Miller is my personal favorite but Doc is great in his own way, and he's been synonymous with the big playoff games for years now. I like him with Milbury and Bouch

Can someone explain this meme?

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You guys are lucky to have him, Cuthbert, and Ferrao do games for NBC.

manlets are suplex gods

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Would be pretty based tbqh

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Ray ferraro is just Pierre McGuire lite

I agree but he doesn't say stupid obvious shit all the time like Pierre.

B I G B O D Y
I
G
B
O
D
Y

pastrnak is definitely hurt
cassidy seriously need to sit him

not a meme, it's my life

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Get poortugal out of this thread

*twists cap*
*glug glug glug glug glug glug*
aaaahhhh
time for some old time hockey

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obviously doughmakers are the scum of the earth, and bakers are perfect angels, but how would you rate the other people who work in the factory?

Bruce Cassidy looks like shit

that's a 1 litre I'm sure

what attracts fucking moors to boston?

He's done most of the Avs playoffs games, absolutely based

PHYSICAL
H
Y
S
I
C
A
L

Let bodies hit
...
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

There's a lot of them in Mass

Nice hugging going on down there

Based Bruins saving hockey

Our Latvian friend is a baker and he got screwed by the evil doughmakers who made bad dough. Thousands of loaves of bread had to be discarded. Because they forgot to add some important white powder ingredient (flour?) I say totally unacceptable.

fucking good game lads

Baker: from 4am can be found pumping his custard into tarts

pic of the glasses qt

wtf why am i watching gay porn

Time for Grapes

didn't ask you paddy

Are the refs ripped as fuck or do the players just back down? Or both?

>"there's some extracurricular activity going on"

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this game is spicy lads

i enjoy it

jesus christ on the cross all boston can do is antagonize the blue jackets

once the refs step in, thats the point where they might actually penalize you for taking it any further, so it tends to die down once they step in

>looking for a dance partner

T. Seething Teds fan

this game is nasty af

Ah. Grim.
I fancy myself a baker at times, making homemade biscuits and such. Shall be checking my dough more carefully from now on.

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are you retarded? you can't even have dough to ruin without flour

its probably the best way of getting CBJ off its game, giving the bruins chances to take advantage of
which is why tampa crumbled, because they couldnt do this

GOB RUINS

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who are you quoting

t. casual

latvia confirmed that the missing powder wasn't flour, another user chimed in with a suggestion but it remains a mystery
fucking doughmakers

refs get in the mix at their own risk

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i dunno. i make a lot of dough. and sometimes i do use white powder. but i can do without.

BJS PP TO START 2P

>but it remains a mystery
Wouldn't it be yeast?

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>machand 2m for crosschecking

are you kidding me
what a joke

Lads and lassies at the assembly lines (they collect bread after it comes from the oven and worm with big bread cutting machines) are pretty based. Guys at the warehouse and transportation (carrying crates back and forth) are ok, though I don't communicate with them that much. Janitors are all grumpy old ladies, don't like them at all. Mechanics are hit or miss tbqh, some of them are very based and helpful, others can't do shit. Shift masters are ok, if you don't fuck up bread they will not say a thing to you.

will we ever find out what kind of powder that was supposed to be that they forgot to add? fuck them.

t. salty cuck

based, thanks for the breadfacts latviabro

Jones will just lob 3 prayers from the blue line

what's the deal with these doughmakers?

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>All that Boston physical play
Soul. This is what hockey's all about

>Mechanics are hit or miss tbqh
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?

I knew Marshmont's penulty-free streak was done as soon as Milbury brought it up

>Crosschecking after the whistle which led to the scrum
You can't have it both ways

master baker confirmed

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who is this?

Really don't remember what it was, but dough didn't become big(?) enough, so bread come out twice ass small, had the same weight as usual and was hard and ugly as bricks.

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zoomers out

latviaposter irl

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All I saw was a bunch of holding calls just blown off by paid refs. Not surprised. I cant wait for the bjs first goal to get called back on goaltender interference.

It's clearly Bez Nazvaniya, the famous comedian. Says right in the filename.

Who Ted here?

sounds like it was the sugar then

gotta be yeast

make me old man

doubtful

who?

ted from pansio right here my man

baking powder or yeast is what I'm guessing. the zoomer doing cleanup before lockup is supposed to measure everything out for us but "he" forgets these two sometimes.

I saw an interference that should have been called against Boston 2bh

t. cuckold

or maybe baking powder? sodium bicarbonate?

> but dough didn't become big(?) enough, so bread come out twice ass small
I'm telling you, it's yeast (raugs).

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don run down
>Marchand needs to stop fooling with the refs
>Chara is the most scariest guy
>Rambling story about his time coaching Boston
>Burns playing the best hockey ever; still goofy with that beard
>Known J Staal since he was a kid; great player
>Sticking up for the refs on the Pavelski hit; wasn't their fault
>Talked with Bobby Orr this morning

Meanwhile Columbus only took 6 penalties in the entire first round.

go boston
[spoiler]wheres the game[/spoiler]

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Didn't he get peepee-whacked by the Jews in the front office for not drinking a Pepsi instead?

Nice

NBC

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker's_yeast
>Baker's yeast is the common name for the strains of yeast commonly used in baking bread and bakery products, serving as a leavening agent which causes the bread to rise (expand and become lighter and softer) by converting the fermentable sugars present in the dough into carbon dioxide and ethanol.

Sounds Georgian

sportressofblogitude.com/2011/05/02/nhl-to-bruins-zdeno-chara-no-coke-pepsi/

Based Todd living the dream 2 jobs 1 building

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todd is so fucking based

absolute legend

jav when

hey ref check your voicemail
you missed some calls

>be a classically trained opera singer
>get paid to watch bruins games, drink, and sing at night
>keep an eye on irish criminals by day
Living the dream

who the fuck is todd

I'm with Chara on this, Coke is superior to Pepsi

>forgetting to put yeast in your dough
could doughmakers BE any stupider?

woicemail

epic XD

is todd the new ted?

see

press F to pay respects to his clogged arteries

He's an opera singer, being fat is part of his job

>drinking diabeetus water

So yeast then. Mystery solved. Wew.

I wonder if Latvian electricians turn the power off before doing electrical work?

check my nutsack

>todds vs teds
based

hey ref is that a prescription visor?

no they aren't pussies

post yfw theb ruins win the cup

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>do you like the blue can with block letters or the red can with cursive letters?

the teds opera singer is no where near that big

This. Size does matter in the business of opera singing

>Foliniyo

Your Mom's can.

IT WAS 1-0

SCAAAAAAAARRRRR

T E D
E
D

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
TED NATION, RISE UP!!!

BREAD
R
E
A
D

Let's go BOYS FUCK YEAH

PANERA BREAD SCAR

hehe

ruins paid refs

delayed call is proof

BASED TEDS

the bread man does it

THE BREADMAN

fahk

>uniboob

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FUCK kuraly 1-1 babyyy

dammit chara

SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED BREAD

worst clear i've ever seen

13 seconds

>SCAAAARRRRRRr

sorry Im late bros.

Which Teds are here already? Show yourselfs

>talking about bread
>bread-man scores
neat

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Latvia would be proud of this bread

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO COCK

Do you know of any famous opera/classical singers who are not fat?

>entire thread talking about bread making
>breadman scores
is this a sign?

chara what was that fucking clear

GOTTEM

W U T
U
T

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HE BACK

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It was fun while it laster, bros.

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holy shit that shot was beautiful

cbj really is the better team, damn

pffft what the hell was that

ted = bread
broons = doughmakers

AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>this kills the Wild

>columbys JUST jackets

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ALL IS RIGHT IN THE COSMOS

MEME GOAL

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

C O Y L E
O
Y
L
E

>mfw zombie nation

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Yes. Columbus will win the cup

110% kicked in

>almost 2/3 of the game left
Gtfo you faithless twat

did a ted knock it in?

BASED

WEYMOUTH

BOI

Who /seething Wild fan/ here?

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Ref puck I guess they really want Boston in the finals. That was kicked in.

it's very comforting

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t. turbocasual

Based Columbus Bakers vs virgin Boston Doughmakers

cry more

WAS PASTA

refpuck on the nocall during the pp

right here, brother

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How many years left on Suter and Parise? How much of the cap space?

That's just punishment for the stick breaking the other game

>ruins need refpuck to win
SAD!

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Not a goal tbqh

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are they a good team? never seen them play since boogeyman died

yknow the teds would do better if their defense men i don't know defended

>Pasta gets credit for the goal

Is it just me or Minnessota have the most aesthetic jersey. Gives comfy retro vibes

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Who /yankeesandbruins/ here?

not me, fuck coyle he was useless.

reconsider your life choices my man

grim

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD

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I know it's not the same franchise, but do the Mild have a North Stars throwback? or Dallas? both?

PP TIME MAKE MY PP HARD

they're defending just fine actually

they need to do less of it

beating the bruins is about speed and quick offense, not slow paced defense

>ruins keep getting swerved on by jekkets
they suck at skating and they suck ref pp

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what a buncha karlssons

bruh

Agreed. Cleanest jersey in the league

I'm going to be atleast half mast if the Teds score on this pp

Ted from Akron
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Clutch is inherent.

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>Coyle was "useless" with the Wild
>awakens once he's traded to the Bruins

>Niederreiter was slumping with the Wild
>becomes almost a point-per-game player once he's traded to the Hurricanes

Are the Wild the American Oilers?

god damn it chara

It's sad to think there is people out there right now who are like this

hasn't donato worked out pretty well for you guys?

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I'm /giantsandbruins/

>ruins getting PP'd again even tho they suck ref pp

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Wild drafting the next McDavid confirmed

Lots, like 2022 or 23
A bit but each year less

Imho I don’t mind Parise contract because he’s a good ol Minnesota boy and we will pay for that fact alone

RIP Teds

FUCKING REFFFFF PUCKKKKKK

New Yorkers are pathetic.

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>blood
oh no no no no

>blaming the Jews for your small penis

Those are some of my favorite jerseys in the league

nice job you fucking goons

Did he really defend that pavelski call? What a faggot. Keith Jones and the rest of NBC's NHL mouthpieces had me seething with their "well yeah it wasn't much of a penalty but I would have called the major too because blood."

Yes but it’s sucks whenever we see a player leave our team only to excel on other teams
It could just be a meme 6 games for Coyle but I feel like we see a disproportionate amount of that happening to Minnesota teams

>stick below shoulder
>high sticking
??????????

nigga is crying blood

i wish i was a cool s8r/bmx boi

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>It seems I have drawn a 4-minute double minor power play, Mr. Bond.

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fake injury

SAD

Teds are getting swept goddamn

Minnesotans and local boys who never win anything, name a more iconic duo

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>don't you like that bloody look, Doc?
>Guy almost loses his eye *sips* now THAT'S real old time hockey there

F

thanks for all the memes teddo

>that fucking blood tear aesthetic

But blood looks so cool and manly

> pussies using pussy card
wow what a cool team you have there

how are hockey players so bad at not swinging their stick into people's faces?

>the state of reffing in this league

Lmao @ vegass

fuckin nice

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>ruins

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHHAHAAH

>FINNISH GOALTENDING

BASED BREAD

what a shot

MCAVOY YOU FUCKNUT

Im sorry did the teds just score?

HAHAHHAHAHA RUINS
BASED PANARIN whata shot

WE IN HERE

Remember when the Hawks got rid of Panarin because he wasn't good in the playoffs?

WTF COYLE

because no enforcers anymore.

BREAD
R
E
A
D

not getting excited this time, Bob will flush this down the toilet

>coyle

second blood for the bread man

That was actually a sick goal

What the fug mang

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Panarin is a monster
Chiraq on pooicide watch

SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRR
underneath the eye with the injury from the stick

>another terrible turnover goal

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C O Y L E
O
Y
L
E

PPFFFFFT-AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINNI- AAAAAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINNISH GOA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONO

FINNISH GOALTENDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BREADMAN
ONE FOR THE BAKERS

SCARRRRRRR!!!!!

BASED PANERA MAN

lmao what the fuck was coyle even thinking there? worst fucking "pass" imaginable

next thread

there he is

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OHOMOOMOMOMONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Boston are ALL white trash wigger thugs, they need to be put down

Bruins are literally keeping the Teds in this game.

Local good guy players who small children can idolize growing up and wish to be >>>> mercenaries

>grzelcyk
>pronounced "grizzle-lick"
are announcers retarded or is he retarded?

Krug is so bad at passing, why is he the set-up guy on the PP?

>that whiff
>these turnovers
>this pansy-ass passing instead of taking shots
jesus christ bruins

how bout that 4 min pp you lil bitches

At least we're white

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>ref literally saves puck
you can't make this shit up

ruins can't beat cbj without refpuck

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remember when they asked for Saad as a better player?

remember when they got rid of Terravainen?

>Imagine being this delusional

>4 minute PP for a fake injury
>can't score, even with ref saving puck

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>fake injury
>literally bleeding from his eye

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his eyes looked fine user
>imagine being this delusional

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based retard