RAPTORS VS SIXERS GAME 1 THREAD

Go sixies :3

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imagine being shot

oh wait, that's reality for you

How hard is Kawhi gonna dab on the Sixers tonight?

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AAAAGH KAWHI HELP MY SHOOTING PERCENTAGES

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I want to fuck Kendall Jenner just like Ben Simmons does.

sixers will probably lose, but they won my heart

ok pedo

This game is already over for sixers fans too but we weren't going to be rude enough to ruin the ending

you want to get cheated on?

>gasol wins the tip
Lmao already winning

Kyle Lowry (dislocated ring finger on shooting hand)

OG Anunoby (missing appendix) out

Joel Embiid (sore right knee)

Mike Scott (dead) out

google nbastreams subreddit

giving the snakes my energy lads.

God, he looks so fat

Ben Simmons turnover count: 2

I’m no huge Scott fan but they’ll miss him. Couple bad turnovers already, they gotta keep the ball under control

I said fuck, not date.

my rapties always throw game 1 lol. It's just a feel out game, take it with a grain of salt

siakam brick count: 2

>Kawhi and Butler will be with the Lakers next year
How will these teams look next year?

kawhi heating up

Siakam blowing you out: 1

Hmm you may have spoken too soon

MY ABSOLUTE RAPSHITS

>Jimmy Butler supposed to take over the series
>Missed every shot he's taken
What a gamer

Tbh would much rather see Kawhi with the Lelkers than the Cloppers

aww rats, two points

BABY DINOS IN 5

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WTF are my Rapties doing? How are they not up 20 already!

More than Embiid lmaooooo

You mean two points less than the entire Sixers team combined

raptors will be an 8th seed and become the next detroit pistons
sixers will continue to improve and possibly snag another superstar. I see them as a top 3 seed winning 55+ games

why are raptors fans so annoying? speak like a normal person instead of going "UwU MY WAPTIE BAPTIES SCORED A POINT!! I LOVE SPICY PENIS UGUU"
like damn nigga grab a thesaurus or some shit

yeah, but now imagine a sixers team with Tobi and RoCo on the starting lineup with Saric as the 6th man instead of Mike Scott

find me one post that says this

How Siakam became so good suddenly?

Shut up faggot

>No Mike Scott
It's a shame we won't be able to hear "I AIN'T NO BITCH" today

>opiod

We do it precisely to bait retards like (you)

finna root for the rapties I think

hes always been good

>Embiid is triple teamed
>Still scores
Bros how do we stop him

suck my dick you damnable leaf

By far the scariest bench player on the Sixers. Glad he's out.

>Headband on Headband
why is this allowed. the Fellowship of the headband should not be attacking eachother like this

Gasol

Wish markelle fultz was here bros...

who?

leonard is too dang good
stop making such crazy shots

This. Embitch doesn't concern the rapties.

that guy making embiid his embiitch

[ ] &^ers eke out a win stimulating my Rapshits to reverse sweep again

[ ] Raps wins 1 and 2, lose 3, win 4, lose 5, close out on the road

>Furkan "Human Victory Cigar" Korkmaz is in
Can't believe Toronto already lost this game

>spend years tanking
>draft bust after bust
>get an injury prone big
>get a guard who literally won't even attempt a jump shot
>draft another bust who gets the yips because of the toxic losing culture
based Hinkie

>sixers bench
kill me

Enjoy losing you fucking faggot

Raptors are sweeping

Whi hasn't missed since that first layup that rimmed out and Brett Brown knows it

Damn bros Siakam and Kawhi really are the new Jordan and Pippen...

Hinkie didn't draft Fultz. that was the lone pick of Big Collar Colangelo

MAN FUCKING COMPETE YOU SHITTY SHITXERS

Why aren't the Sixers trying to exploit Harris on Green match up? Is Brett Brown seriously that much of a brainlet?

>Boban is 9 stories tall
>Doesn't just put the ball over Gasol

Don't watch much basketball, why can you shoot a full second after being fouled?

Let's gooooo

magnets too strong

>pulling embiid simons and reddit halfway through the 1st

are the shitters giving up already

But Raptor fans told me Danny Green is the single greatest defensive player in NBA history (Aside from the other active Raptors, of course)

thought it was someone else but didn't want to spend a second searching it

>&^ers

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Green shits in Harrises mouth

It's over raptors are sweeping

MY RAPTIES WAPTIES ARE ABOUT TO BLOW OUT THE MEAN OLD SIXIES UwU LMAOOOOOOOOO

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BASED

SKREEEEEEEEEOOONKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Kawhi is so fucking far above anyone else on this court.

How did Siakam develop a 3 pointer in one year but Giannis hasn't in 6 years?

This game has some of the ugliest 3 point shots I've ever seen. Not a single one hasn't hit rim and bounced in

I don't want Kawhi and Siakam to ever be split up

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN

shooting steroids

The Snakes? More like little bitches LMAO.

>tfw ya waptie bapties score a point
UwU

Oh I'm sorry is the game already over? Go fuck yourself bitch ass leaf.

Siakam is a true African and Giannis is a fraud that only claims to be one for street cred

>tfw I bought game 5 tickets
Hoping for the gentlemans sweep

>people thought Embiid was even close to Kawhis level

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I WANT TO STOP THE GAME AND SUCK KAWHI SO GOD DAMN MUCH THAT MY WILLY IS WHINING ALREADY

You missed that Kawhi three then

hard working african vs lazy euro

based
kill all leafs

S S S S SKREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>Pachulia has been eliminated
WHO CAN STOP HIM

Siakim > Busthews

Sixers look like complete garbage.

>Butler's dumb TO
>Their shitty defense

I'm rock hard

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hinkie would have drafted tatum and also wouldn't have traded for jimmy cancer

>Game is close and easily winnable by either team
>Put in James Ennis, Furkan Korkmaz and Boban Marjonovic
>Toronto immediately builds a big lead
Hmm.. Almost as if Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid are crucial to winning the series

SKREEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

Sixers are straight up worse than Orlando, thank fuck they traded away RoCo and Saric or this might've actually been a close series.

Damn, that ball has a magnet in it. So many shots hitting the rim yet still going in. Sick

>Simmons hiding on the bench

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Why'd they do that? Brett Brown trying to play 3d chess or something?

I never go to bed before 8-9 AM, all night up for last 5-6 months, total NEET nigger

we shouldn't have hired a bostonian coach
all people from boston are retards

Redpill me on Vlad Guerrero 2.0, is he as overrated as his shit dad?

Seriously, what the fuck is he thinking? I almost want them to lose this serious so we can move on from this retard.

And Siakam's as well.

So which of these teams will the bucks sweep in 6 next series?

>Hinkie would've drafted Tatum
Hinkie would not have been in a position to draft Tatum, since Boston had 1:1 and was dead set on Tatum
>never have traded for Butler
Oh he 100% would have. the goal of the process was to get superstars. Jimmy Butler is undoubtedly a superstar. Maybe the trade package looks a little different, but there's no way Butler doesn't end up here

For real, Saric would create a lot more on offense against Kawhi and Covington is a really fucking good defender

sixers aren't even playing that bad, the raptors just can't fucking miss
this is ridiculous

He’s legit, but fat

Also Aldridge and Derozan still don't have a 3 pointer. I literally witnessed Siakam's corner shot develop from luckball into sureball from December to post-asb.

do Croatians like basketball

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Sixers have no bench

>Nick Nurse
>Brett Brown
dude alliteration lmao

>canadians

Spent all season staggering starters. Just continuing what largely worked in the regular season.

He's taking a strategic loss and a gentleman's sweep so that he can be fired and never have to live in Philadelphia ever again.

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Giant bust

They traded away their future for this season and are going to get swept in 5. Hinkie must be rolling in his grave. All those years of the process wasted.

They wanted to "win now" instead of getting their PG to shoot in a gym.

FUCK PHILLY

His dad legit one of the strongest baseball players of all-time even if you count the roid era

Hmm.. Almost as if Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid cannot play 48 minutes a game

SIMMONS IS THE KAWHI STOPPER

Torobto blowing their load in the first quarter

I had tickets to this game but got called into work. My wife ended up going with her ex (they're still friends) how are the raptors doing? Good game 1 I hope!

like an Opera singer, the fat is the key to his power

Unless this series is a sweep where every game is a 50 point blowout, there's no way Brown is gone. For starters, he's easily the best option when compared to every potential head coach in the wings. and I know this gets a "Muh Andy Reid defense", but when the best Head Coach to come out of the 2013 class was.. Andy Reid, there's merit.

Not really, we are soccerfags but there's a small scene that loves to watch roided niggers from NFL and NBA all year long

Literally the opposite brother

those are actually good players

Are we watching the same game?

>it was literally only a year ago when Siakam bricked like 30 corner three pt shots in a row
>now they're nearly automatic

It seems like is time to flex on the 76ers.

he guarded him exactly once and he airballed

Holy shit Embiid

If Siakam started playing basketball at 10 years old he would be the best player in the NBA

Watch out for Ennis, Raptor bros, he can be sneaky good

t. Cockshit fag

>resting Kawhi and Gasol at the same time
Don't like it one bit

(You)

eh, Vlad had 54 WAR for his career. He was a cancer on defense and couldn't draw a walk to save his life. An AS level player but there's like 500 players better than him in MLB history.

Thanks for giving us the formula to turn Ben Simmons into 6'10 Steph

Ennis playing well la

Giannis is reddit
Siakim is 4channel

>tony brothers
Rip us

>embiid: 7 points
>gasol: 0 points

LMAO didn't you leafs say this would be a matchup nightmare? Embiid is going BBQ chicken on your team, we just need our role players to hit their shots. Sixers in 5

So why is Kawhi leaving to go to the Clippers? Their best player is a bench player. Meanwhile we have Spicy Fucking P.

that call was buttcheeks

James Ennis is like, 80% a really good bench player, 20% complete retard

Nah, Ben Simmons is a shook bitch that's too scared to even shoot free throws

Siakam shot with no hesitation

I agree. Embiid did not commit a foul there

Just seen Drizzy

Sixers send:
Simmons

Team that wins the lottery send:
1st overall pick

Who says no?

Imagine being a supposed superstar and only having 7 pathetic points in the first quarter. Way less than half of both of the 2 Rapties stars.

BALL DONT LIE MAN

None of Embiid's point have been on Gasol. Are you even watching this game?

because they all want to go to LA

But his Free Throw shooting has improved quite a bit throughout the season. Rick barry he isn't, but he's far from the Hack a Ben we saw last year

It must be really hard for the Sixers players to play 4 on 5 on offense.

Fuckin go raps

Sixers

He hasn't scored on Gasol. Everytime Gasol defended him, he passed the ball.

the 76ers, probably. a 22 year old not having a jumpshot yet doesn't mean it's a lost cause.

>bench still sucks ass
>nurse still playing bench + siakam

is nurse trying to sabotage siakam's +/- and advanced stats so he can sign a cheaper deal

Did no one tell them the spics overran the nigs?

Clippers rookie PG shut down Stephanie Curry lol

Literally who can stop my Rapties?

I'm watching the box score. They play the same position, gasol should make more of an effort to stop him

The only catch is that the player you're doing it with can't be a soft pussy like Ben Simmons

Almost every one of those times he was doubled, and sometimes tripled. The only notable possession was the one early on where Gasol absolutely shut him down

300 iq move desu

Filthydelphia exposing himself for not even watching his own team play in the playoffs

Fuckin lmao

Whenever jewry is in questions ask yourself if a Toronto team could save a few pennies

they dont care: warm weather, bitches, endorsement opptys

Referring to Boban or Simmons? Lol

he can afford to, sixers bench is catastrophically bad
we're playing fucking furkan korkmaz in a playoff game

Yeah, Mike Trout is 10x better than him. So happy the angels get a proper white stud into the hall of fame as an Angel

Bucks have a deep bench.
They will destroy raps I reckon. Hopefully Kyrie goes supersaiyan on them and they lose.

This really is going to be a series where all the big swings happen when bench players are staggered in

Dude is unironically afraid to shoot, that's a bit worse than "not having a jumpshot".

GG EZ no RE, &^ers. This game, no...series, is over.

Gonna go fuck a hooker now

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>Kawhi and Pascal are the next Michael and Pippen
Whoa....

>only up by 8 after that kind of perfect performance
Embiid will rape these niggers and win this

wtf siakam is so much better than last season

Bucks and Celtics have the next deepest benches, so I could see either of those two teams give the Raptors problems.

Put Greg Monroe in!!!

>american raptors fan
jesus christ, dude...

Dubs and the raptors choke in the 4th

for 1 (one) year

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Matchup wise I think only the Celtics have a realistic shot at getting anywhere with the bucks, which is ironic because it's the same case with houston and golden state and both matchups are here in the second round

Simmons is RFA this summer too I think? Go get that 4 more years of Zion on a rookie scale.

They gotta squeeze 6 titles into this one season

>that retarded 76ers fan in the first row keeps jynxing the team
what the fuck is wrong with her/him

Van Vleet is so shit at defense he gets called for a foul ever being decked.

Ready for TJ McConnell to be the starting point guard

WTF DID THAT TRAITOR GREG MONROE TELL THEM OUR GAMEPLAN????????

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i have to confess even as a long suffering sixers fan who wants a sixers chip more than anything, i want to see giannis vs kawhi.

Ibaka is not doing anything right now

why isn't Marc "matchup nightmare" gasol posting up Embiid if he's so good?

He's gonna tell them it's a marathon, not a sprint, Sixers in 7...

>it's a reddick: professional brick mason episode

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This is why Africans like Siakam should never go for the Euro. they lack the European fluidity needed to master such a complex move

Simmons should just be a PF

There's a change Greg Monroe starts a game though. raptors take it in 10

He's not on the floor numbnuts

What the fuck was Embiid doing just then? He literally threw himself on the floor.

Is Embitch the biggest bitch to enter the league in some time

*spins on u* heh nothin personnel

Ibaka is fucking killing us

>Memebiid

Fucking Ibaka kek

Dude LeBron "It's never my fault" James exists

also it's cultural appropriation. they need to make their own African step

Got locked up by Ibaka

Harris is automatic from 3 and from the paint, but his midrange looks so clunky

Is Ibaka capable of rebounding the ball

There has to be a mismatch somewhere with Van Vleet in.

regular season sharpshooter JJ Redick

>lowry

Why is he a player?

looked like he tried to get contact from lowry but lowry just dipped and sidestepped away so he lost his balance

IBAKA SUCKS BULL PENIS

Sit Reddick

JJ CAN U SINK ONE U WHITOID

LOWRY YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT IN THE PLAYOFFS FUCK

He gets exposed in the playoffs jesus

>rapties shoot 60%
>3pt game
wtf bros....

I bet Shamet would've made that shot.

>tfw no good point guard

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Live by the 3
Die by the 3

Nurse needs to put Gasol back on the floor

He was pretty lights out in the first round. He just falls apart in the second round. SOmeone hypnotize him. Convince him it's still the first round

>90% of the Canadian population lives within 100 miles of the US-Canada border

lmao pathetic
get off our collective dick

*chokes*

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Ibaka is gonna fry up some bull penis at half and come back unstoppable

Literally only kawhi and ibaka have scored so far

The Shitxers don't have one either lol

he's angry a lot and has a barrel shaped body that dogs love to pee on

This. And bench Van Vleet already.

Build a wall

Why are so many Canadian commercials featuring WMAF couples?

>Go to /nba/
>Both Raptors and Sixers fans are super cocky and bantery
>Game thread between the two teams
>Both bases are doom and gloom
It's like looking in a maple leaf mirror

That Sixers fan with the flag should unironically kill himself

Will Craptors get dicked by Based Embiid in Game 1?

He's so white. The superior black athlete don't even let him shoot.

/nba/ is mexican teenager general desu

Run a fucking play ben
A pick and roll
A pick and pop
Fucking anything other than handing it off the running to underneath the hoop

His European genes should indicate that he can sharpshoot while still covered by the superior athletic DNA of a West African

Thanks for being complete dogshit again Serge

bucks would booty blast both these teams

>Kawhi in
>Bobi in
If Toronto doesn't expand their lead to double digits again this is a godsend

>Ben "Hand off and stand in the paint" Simmons

>waits until Embiid is out to put gasol in
Fuck off nurse you brainlet

The winner will be whoever plays their bench the least

>Posts Enrique, from his maximum security prison rec room

Both Pistons and Hornets would've been a better match up for my rapties

Sixers are an easy sweep

>It's a Klawsolina versus the Bobi and Tobi show episode

So, miss me yet?

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who still has cornrows lmao

wasnt toronto supposed to have an amazing bench

unless BB stops staggering to the logical extreme that he does, the Raptors got this

>when ur coach gets outschemed by brett brown

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KAWHI ABSOLUTELY COOKING BUTLER

kawhi
he does it because of AI

>all this shit talking by canada
>check box score thinking it must surely be a blowout for all this shit talking going on
>only a 5 point lead

lmao, how can a fanbase be so cocky, yet so unsuccessful?

The Butler Series is really turning into the Butler disaster

Butler just got FINESSED

Gasol is fucking ELITE just a super smart player even if his numbers aren't there anymore. Between him, Siakim and Kawhi being baby MJ i'm really coming round on the rapties

boban is absolutely fucking useless on defense

That was when siakam was on the bench

Sixers offense is so ugly. It's Hardenball without anyone who has enough skills to get points from ISO.

Kawhi sauces this pathetic team up every single fucking time he plays them

>Kawhi mogging Butler

I love it

>Gasol/Leonard come in
>We play well instantly

>Jimmy Butler will lock up Kawhi Leonard

There's levels to this shit

That was last year, we had Siakam and potlel on the bench.

>the state of jimmy butler after that

does he have to guard someone else now, he cant possibly go back on Kawhi

Whats the point of all this if the Warriors are winning it again?

JV was traded at the deadline and OG is ded so it's kinda shit now

he doesn't know how to use his size

*ahem*
go /snakes/.

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they lost 2 games to an 8th seed

And Delon

Sixers need to put Simmons on Kawhi

Coincidentally, this is the same exact time Ben Simmons went out

A loss is a loss, and you will get four of them. Phillthy faggot

watching league pass

canadian white girl chugging a beer next to a onions boy making faces at the camera

please kill the rapties

Bucks will destroy Warriors

and they'll win 4 games against the East's representative (Boston)

is CLAWS a good show?

Raptors 2-0d the warriors this season, KD is the only good player on that team now

Have sex, incel

Basically we give all our energy to the eastern team and hope for the best.

butler might legitimately be worse than covington
bring back my boy RoCo

>I don't need to be a fucking nigger like Embiid to be good
MARC NOOOO

HELL YES

BRING THE BOWLS!!!

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Butler is getting schooled by kawhi

the top 4 EC teams went 4-0 at Oracle this year iirc

>Sixers tanked for 10 years for this

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Simmons is going to have to guard Kawhi. Butler too small and overrated

The problem with Covington, is that he gets colder as the season gets older. In November he's an unstoppable machine, but by April he stops existing

A qt from grindr I bone from time to time likes it alright

>might
Everybody tried to warn you idiots about butler

i would love the sixers if they had the same lineup but with roco/saric instead of jimmy
that team with tobias? i would root for it, even as much as i hate embiid

Steph Curry is done

>10 years
it was 20 years. How dare you forget that ESPN is the ultimate source on the 76ers 30 year tank?

I don't understand why people talk about Butler as if he's going to be a top tier free agent this summer. He's never been a difference maker on any of his teams.

thats gay bro

I'm not a Raptors fan but I really appreciate watching Kawhi, Gasol and Saikam play together

Based Kyle not being garbage for once

everyone in the top 4 has either won their series against the warios or tied it

nike such jews they had to put their swish next to the nba logo on the headband

everyone shits on simmons but the offense fucking blows without him

My Rapties won the fucking lottery by acquiring Kawhi. We will be world champions by the end of the playoffs and there's literally NOTHING you can do about it, wh*Toid.

Does the NBA still fine and suspend players for Flopping like Flopry?

flopping faggot lowry

Remember when the Raptors had Derozan and thought they were finals contenders lmfao

Good job Lowry let me pat your bum a bit

This sport is so fuckin faggoty. I believe Artest when he said 70% of these dudes are gay

He was definitely the difference maker on the twolves

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Sixers are doomed if they max Butler, Simmons, and Harris.

>Trying to kill Gasol the boomer

>The entirely of the Canadian Cultural machine behind The Raptors
>"LETS GO RAP TORS *Clap clap clapclapclap*

horseshit call

yeah well the wolves have no leader and barely any talent

They need to let harris and butler walk

Flopping Nigerian scammer

the blasian half breed on it is a qt

>maxing harris
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

I'm bandwagoning the Spurs and Rapties

Just saw Endgame bros. It's pretty good desu.

All the better for the Lakers to max him up

Lowry is Nigerian?

What an idiotic thing to complain about. Have sex you aspie

>these dumb niggas still think Lowry isnt gonna take the charge every single time

Kawhi Leonard is the terminator

KLAW'D.

t. oronto culture aficionado

Kawhi motherfucking Leonard god fucking damn

>dat body control
holy fuck how

I'm praying for that finals matchup

>oronto
lmao the city is toronto you fucking retard, do americans not own a globe

>Embriick.

I'm not even mad, Leonard and Siakam just can't fucking miss

>And 1 please
Ben gets it. Asking the refs nicely for calls gets them

based fatso Lowry baiting these low IQ philly niggas into charges

>Embiid with 3 straight bricks against gasol
OHNONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Embitch

As a celtfag, I don't know if my hate for Filthydelphia or my unease in a matchup vs Toronto should win out.

Mind you, this is if we even get past Shillwaukee

>Embiid trying to post up on former DPOY Gasol

lmao

literally unreal

t. sixers fan

Wrong guy but I'm laughing along with you

>Trying
He's not trying to post up. He's giving up before that even happens.

Nobody here has any idea what you're even getting at. What's it like having such a gimped, weirdo mind?

Rooting for my celties to expose the greek fraud desu.

Toronto-Boston 7 game ECF has already been fated

Well we are cheering for the selldicks so you can cheer for us

>lowry

OH MY

LETS GO RAP TORS
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

>not very good 3 pt shooter passes up catch and shoot to take 4 dribbles and step back
Please stop doing this shit

Anyway Kawhi v KD finals will be lit

Sixies should be getting btfo, now let’s see what halftime changes our future hall of fame coach, Brett Brown, makes.

Imagine the raps with an actual point guard

air lowry

>7 game series
Piss off Ling Ling. My Rapties are sweeping the Celtics in the ECF.

>Two chokers
How many overtimes will it take before one team just gives up?

Based Torontbros, it's too bad Siakam and Kawhi are your only guys buying a bucket tonight.

I really wanna see a 50-pt. blowout from you guys against the Sevindyshitters

I want red panda on my dick

>Best series in the playoffs
>Worst commentary duo
Explain

>greek fraud
so wrong

>celtics fan trying to suck toronto dick
goddamn dude, you're pathetic
kill yourself

red panda is a female

Anti Toronto bias. No viewer money going to the Jews for TNT/ESPN.

>tfw no plate balancing unicycle riding gf

nigga what?
the commentators are going apeshit any time the raptors do anything

why even live

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Kawhi Leonard is fucking crazy

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW FOR DOUBTING MARC "THE EMBIID STOPPER" GASOL

>worst duo
>no cweb or miller
pick one

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They're more in awe of kawhi's handles and shooting ability if anything, and he's having a hot night

They are actually my rapties, pablo, dont ever make that mistake again

SHE FUCKING KICKED 4 PLATES ON HER HEAD AT ONCE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Worst Duo. It's what this game has

Was referring to the quality of the commentators assigned to games by those running the (((media))). Most US commentators seem to be kind to us.

they really do. Hubie Brown in particular seems to like you from what I've seen.

FUCK the (((media))) btw.

I never once doubted him or any of the other raps starters' defensive capabilities

>Kawhi and Pascal 86.3% shooting
Brett Brown is already thinking about G2

Someone who shares my fetish. Are you my spirit animal?

>Could have Siakam
>Drafted 2 tweeners ""wings""
Thanks big collar man

Brett Brown thinkin bout his next job

stop hating on uncle matt and uncle leo

why couldnt pop get Pascal

For all of you haters that currently doubt VanElite - just know that I always believed he would be next season's MIP and grow into a star caliber player just like Siakam did

The rest of you can take a HIKE

Why the FUCK don't we get based Jack in every playoff game?

Ayyyy

Why can't Yabusele be good when he's also African. Imagine if Ainge got Siakam instead of Yabu.

I think I might prefer Leo tbdesu

The stuff I have heard from various US sportswriters about Toronto is surreal. I want to visit the Toronto these guys see. They love it here.

JJ Reddit is shook

>Rapshits have some shitty chink
>76ers have based chairman

If he isnt Cameroonian or Congolese then he might as well not even be playing basketball

anyone else find this kinda gay?
looks gay to me

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Liberal retards actually like the "multiculturalism"

i kiss the boys

You know what's good, panda is hands down the best and thiccest halftime act out there

Could they get the 8th seed in the East?

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RIPIP MEEK MILLY

anyone watch Animal KANGdom?

pic related the mom from Animal KANGdom

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He's Congolese descent.

didnt watch the game

saw it and didnt open the image until the afternoon and had to watch the highlights to make sure it was real

Chuck loves Toronto and I'm pretty sure he isnt that far of a lefty

Why the fuck would anyone be a faggot ass Raptors fan?

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Literally Jordan and Pippen 2.0

Leo is THE definition of that guy who just exists.

Not comfy with this lead lads. Need to be up by at least 15 in modern nba for a lead to feel safe.

>he posts this while watching a sport where white people are irrelevant

Kawhi > KD desu

Same reason anyone is a fan of any team, we were born here.

Every sixer aside from Simmons is afraid

sixers could really use somebody like iguodala in this series, but, no, they had to trade him for ANDREW FUCKIN BYNUM

has lowry always been garbage?

That was such a pathetic possession.

Rapties bench will give up a double digit lead within a couple minutes

GODSOL

implying Igudola stays on anything less than a max

SUB IN JERRY SHIM

Finally JJ makes a shot

Jimmy Butler is a studio gangsta and cake ass dick in da booty nigga kid n play looking busta

JESUS FUCK THIS NEW BLACK GUY

Based JJ flipping a switch

Fuck Kawhi and FUCK the Craptors

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FUCK RED.DIT

Reddit looks like such a faggot with those tattoos

Based JJ joining the African Brotherhood

holy shit jj reddick

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

Nice butterfingers JJ REDDIT

Enjoy game 7 DeFrozen

Do you think the Sixers bulls handle Redick like their fucktoy in the locker room?

Rude. Still rooting for my spurs bros to make the finals

So basketbsll is just the taller guy with longer monkey arms wins?

dude 3 pointers lmao

jj

reddit

JJ CHIMPING OUT
OH NO NO NO

i think jj reddick accidentally went to a black barber. i dont think that haircut suits him

lmao reddit is angery

Enjoy getting swept by the Bucks you stupid leaf

the greatest player in NBA history (Muggsy Bogues) is 5'3"

Redick is such a gansta.

Actually it's shorter guy with better dribbling and shooting wins

REFBALL

JJ is such a cuck

the middle age crisis haircut

damn those replay bitches be fine

take a chill pill Gay Gay Reddit

>JJ hits himself on Green's elbow like a retard
>chimps out

>get a nigger haircut
>start chimping out

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If JJ was black he would have been tossed there

Based Danny. Jj reddit is being a lil bitch

Funny how the one white guy on the either team is one to chimp out

He LITERALLY wants to grab Danny's cock

whats his problem?

Are they looking at a spreadsheet to figure out if it's a foul or not

whiteboi literally was banging his manlet lips on danny's outstretched arm

>smashes his face into danny green's arm
>mad that a foul wasnt called
what a fag
sit in the corner and make threes, asshole

who wouldn't want to though

WH*TE BOI FUMING LMAO

You already lost tonight's game and you know it. DeFrozen gonna shit the bed, get a double technical and post about suicide on Instagram. It's a tradition you will come to revere.

I need more blood

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Based refs

>Get hit in the face
>get T'd for it
And Reftor fans claim that the refs hate their favorite team (The Reftors)

not being based and having a razor blade in your lip to cut yourself

fucking zoomers

Noa is ichiban kawaii.

lowry flopping left and right

I wonder if the mane up top matches the one below

ITS OVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

ITS OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

this
how do you guys not understand that nba is the new wwe

I dunno man. Casey seems to be the one responsible for the bed shitting. Lowry and Demar doin reasonably well these playoffs. Meanwhile, Casey got swept again.

blatant refball is pissing me off

not even trying to be subtle about it lol

>blading in the NBA

this semen slurping sport just isnt for me

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Demidrange has been consistently clutch during this series. He was only DeFrozen because he was playing in a shitty team with a shitty coach.

Duke UNC rivalry is a funny thing.

New game thread whennn

Fuc the reftors

Imagine being a sixers fan right now. Getting so mad while being so bad lmao

JJ Redick.... more like GayGay Red-Dick LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks guys, leaves a like

I literally can’t stand this fucking sports.

The refs are fucking all over Toronto’s fucking cock.

Basketball is a garbage fucking trash sport.

utter fucking refball
>raptors elbow jj in the face
no call, technical on reddict
>same play on the other side, raptors player whips his head back like a huge faggot pussy
foul on the sixers, announcers praise the diving and play acting
>you've got to praise the overreaction and drawing the foul!
what the fuck am i watching, this is an embarrassment

FUCK the reftors

Sorry pal, my team's about 3000 miles west

Literally who can stop Lowry?

that's embarrassing why would you admit that

Based clippers fan

for a little while, the league would fine floppers. but they couldn't fine superstars for it, so they just quietly dropped the rule

OW wow i really lmaoed @ this one
Liked and subscribed

>TNT literally clapping and complimenting lowry's diving
lmao pathetic
is this soccer?

wwe, rev up the fag leafs and then hit them with the liberty bell of justice (this is just episode 1)

The haircut itself is fine, but he got a skin fade on the sides and black which is nigger tier. White men stick to a 2 or 3 unless you’re going full skinhead, then that’s fine

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>tfw FINALLY (((they))) rig it for you
UwU

Happy Birthday Future!

wonder what drake drew up for the rapties during the timeout

Embiid is no match for boomer ball gasol

DeMar giving up the ball for a free bucket in that last play in the one spurs/raps regular season game shows me he still has that choke in him.

Albeit Casey was the biggest problem. It was hilarious watching him in round 1.

KEKE

Gasol SHUTTING EMBIID THE FUCK DOWN

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Should I jerk off now?

Toronto Cockshining: Game One.

Give Pascal or Kawhi the ball and gtfo

Embiid is such a fraud holy shit. How can you not shit on 40 year old Gasol and call yourself a superstar.

>they're still putting butler on kawhi
Do they have to get swept before they'll learn?

tomowow

are you from space, wtf country is that

KAWHI KAWHI KAWHI KAWHI.

bobi marjanovic skrrrt
bobi marjanovic swag
huh? swag!

Casey got swept yes but the Blake Griffin injury def contributed to that, not that I'd defend him as a coach

At this pace the 76ers will forfeit game 4 and be the only team since the rule change to lose a 7 game series in 3

Can someone explain to me how fouls are called? I'm sort of new to basketball. I get that it isn't a contact sport like hockey, but I see fouls being called that make no sense, and I see players doing shit that should be called but the refs do nothing.

>tfw spudsfag
>Tfw still think kawhi is a dank player even tho he was a little bitch ass nigga for quiting on his team
glad to see him scoring all over butler tho

to have at least 2 men suck him off post game

How is Kawhi not a top 2 player

Why don’t niggers do braids anymore like Kawhi? Is a nappy afro easier to maintain?

Feeling uneasy here boys

NURSE BETTER PULL OUT LOWRY AND GASOL

That's fair.

What does Tobias even do?

How do you tank for 10 years and have to play Korkmaz and Ennis major minutes in the playoffs?

fuck kawhi he'd be nothing but a role player without the spurs

whats with bob's ears?

>Scored points with the joke lineup out
the 76ers can still win this somehow

>Can someone explain to me how fouls are called?
Refs just call them on whichever team they are paid to

based

yes I am the heavenly people

You see the refs bet on the games in this sport, so if it looks like the refs are biased one way or another, it's because they are.

man golden st is gonna be nutty when kawhi signs there, he's like a good kd.

>you now remember fultz

wow that was embarrassing

>korkmaz is getting real playoff minutes in round 2

new thread when

Gg

butler, wow. not very gud

GR33N

shit nigger
i like tobias and all
but goddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

This is Identical to game 1 against Boston last year

Bucks/Craptors series will be litty, I bet it’s better than the Finals

>they left boban on danny green

yawn these jobbers are boring

bring on the bucks

76ers need to blow it up.

One we temporarily invaded not very long ago man how the fuck young are you?
True. Their offense ran like shit when he went down.

I imagine watching Kawhi and Siakam is what it was like watching Jordan and Pippen back in the day

THIS ISNT WHAT HINKIE WANTED

Playoff calls are fucky

Finals is Dubs/Rockets

The Sixers? More like the Cum Guzzlers from the way they've been sucking tonight.

Give me a rundown of what should be called and what should not be called. I want to be able to spot refball when I see it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I TRUSTED THE PROCESS FOR NOTHING THIS CANT BE REAL HINKIE HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's a John Wick porno spoof but it's called John Dick!!! LOL

only niggers who witnessed a murder are allowed to wear rows yung bruh

shame he's going to LA next year

The simple facts are all white women have melanin receptors around their vagina that yearn for black cock. Yes, even your mother. This is just science. Does that mean your wife will leave you for a black man? Not necessarily, some women have self control and don't want to hurt you so they just fantasize about bbc. Some might secretly get some quick cock and maybe pay a black guys cell phone bill but be back in bed with white hubby at the end of the day. No harm no foul.

in relation to the ball if they hit the hand or the ball itself thats how to block and fucking reject people, but if you fuck with them trying to shoot by hitting some other part of them significantly (usually the forearm or other general bullshit)

charging and things of that nature are different

every player is allowed their own "cylinder" around their body both defenders and offensive players, incidental contacat, like bumping hips on a contest at the rim or shoulder bumps on drives arent called, contact to the hands or arms that affects a players shooting motion are called shooting fouls, contact after the ball is released isnt called. Likewise as an offensive player you cant interfere with the defenders ability to defend you, for example pushing them away, elbowing, charging into them, etc. Every play has some contact if they called everything by the letter of the law there would be like 80 fouls every single game

To be fair it's hard to keep track of all the countries the US has invaded

Oh yeah, same as in hockey (for example, the Boston Goons cheat and the refs let them, especially during the playoffs), I just want a rundown of what the actual rules are

You need to be growing out your hair and putting it in braids since you were young to have enough hair for it to look good when you're older. And when some niggas are young they just cut their hair short.

dayum that bishes shirt was way too short

>Snicker play that satisfies

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kd best in the game dont @ me

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3 of the top 4 teams in the EC did not tank but built through trade or good picks and player dev. Not a single top WC team purposely tanked. Tanking is a meme and this Sixers team proves it.

this game is boring as shit, someone post slags

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That's as depressing as it is funny.

Embitch is a murderballing nog.

someboyd POST A NEW THREAD

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The process was working great until Butler and Harris were brought in for a single run

embiid is the most overrated player in the NBA, wow

SPICY P AND LEONARD ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILLY AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
They’re playing like it’s a pickup game, fucking doing meme dunks

Leonard is making embiid HIS FUCKING BITCH

Imagine getting DUNKED ON this hard

HAHAHA
AHAHHAAAHA

THE 76ERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAPTORS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the 76ERS are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the 76ers might be the worst NBA team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO PHILLY fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSELVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT PHILLY ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE NBA FINAls!

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They got buttblasted by the Celtics B team last year before Butler and Harris.

For blocking/charge calls the rule is that if the defender's feet are set, and they're outside the restricted area it's an offensive foul.

In generel reaching at the ball is called a foul unless you cleanly strip the offensive player.

There's something called the verticality rule which means that if the defender jumps straight up, it isn't a foul, but usually a foul is called if their body leans over the offensive player as they go to contest.

embiid is the most overrated player in the NBA, wow

SPICY P AND LEONARD ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILLY AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
They’re playing like it’s a pickup game, fucking doing meme dunks

Leonard is making embiid HIS FUCKING BITCH

Imagine getting DUNKED ON this hard

HAHAHA
AHAHHAAAHA

THE 76ERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAPTORS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the 76ERS are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the 76ers might be the worst NBA team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO PHILLY fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSELVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT PHILLY ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE NBA FINAls!!

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the process ended the moment collar man traded up for fultz

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based orson poster

Embitch is the most overrated player in the NBA, wow

Leonard has more talent in his pinky then the combined roster of the phillcucks

SPICY P AND LEONARD ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILLY AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
They’re playing like it’s a pickup game, fucking doing meme dunks

Leonard is making embitch HIS FUCKING BITCH

Imagine getting DUNKED ON this hard

HAHAHA
AHAHHAAAHA

THE 76ERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAPTORS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the 76ERS are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the 76ers might be the worst NBA team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO PHILLY fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSELVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT PHILLY ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE NBA FINAls!!!!!!!1

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hey fuckface, you're an embarassment

canadainternational.gc.ca/hungary-hongrie/bilateral_relations_bilaterales/bosnia-bosnie.aspx?lang=eng

Right on, got it, thanks.

Oh I was always wondering about that last one. Thanks user

Based Sean returning to btfo the shitxers

...

THE REGRESS HAS BEGUN

Embitch is the most overrated player in the NBA, wow

Leonard has more talent in his pinky then the combined roster of the phillcucks

SPICY P AND LEONARD ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILLY AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
They’re playing like it’s a pickup game, fucking doing meme dunks

Leonard is making embitch HIS FUCKING BITCH

Imagine getting DUNKED ON this hard

HAHAHA
AHAHHAAAHA

THE 76ERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAPTORS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the 76ERS are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the 76ers might be the worst NBA team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO PHILLY fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSELVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT PHILLY ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE NBA FINAls!!!!!!!

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theyre just padding stats and trading baskets for half of the quarter and there's still one whole quarter left to go. this is in the semifinals of the postseason lol. yo canada you are now getting a taste of what spurs fans have been enjoying and taking granted for years, grats

Phillies are blowing a 9 run lead right now. Its more entertaining than the sixers game

Based

based

We get dragged into any war with the US because of NATO. When you're older you can go to a high school history class and learn all about it my sweet summer child.

>canada talking shit
>90% of their players are american
>the other 10% are european or african

keep talking shit about our country, canada, your basketball team wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for us

Gottem.

tony brothers always puts his hand on the other dudes ass

whats his problem?

>what is the vietnam war

>le 56% face

its like reverse NHL everyone knows that, so calm the fuck down

>only up by 11
uh oh....

wayne gretzki was american too LMAO

don't do that to him man. that's uncalled for.

>Dislocated finger on shooting hand: Gay, they just have to immobilize it. Faggot injury.
>Sore knee: pussy injury
>Missing appendix: Gangsta, legit
>Dead: No excuse, could be utilized for picks and drawing charges. Use your shittiest player to prop up the corpse and drag it across the court.
These gay injuries, I swear.

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