/nrl/

very bad advice user

I love my gf lads

But I also kind of want to fuck other girls sometimes too lads

she has lovely cute freckles and massive tiddies

>Croker in
oh no no no no no no no!!!

Grow up bro you can't just fuck random single chicks forever.

why not just fuck other girls with your girlfriend lad
surely spitroasting some pub slags will bring you closer together

>thread is degenerating quickly for a sunday morning

Nicole I was so so so wrong. What do I have to do to show you that? I take it all back

oi richo you watching the game lad?

Just did this. SportBet is paying me 3.75 houses if it gets up

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Who will be more expoosed today, DCE or Canberra’s soap dodging forward pact?

Nicole I never meant to get plowed in the arse by your Uncle. It was an honest mistake and I wish we could forget about it. I didn’t even cum so it technically isn’t gay.

Nole if you're reading this I didn't post this

Roiders

Reminder only Knights fans are allowed to use the word knigger. That's our word; please refrain from bullying

poothetic defence by croker. fucked up thing is allegedly des dropped elgey for being lackluster in defence

just picked up a couple of new houses lads

>the Ipswich Sea Eagles

>daly ripping into the boys in the in-goal
Comeback immeninent I would expect

Just cashed out with 0.4 of my house. I’ll keep the kitchen and the bathroom and SportsBet can take the bedrooms and living room. Nothing stopping me sleeping in the bath. I’ll win it all back next week.

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>kicks 40/20
>"c'mon lads, were going up the field"

>tapooa

Can I get a quick rundown on this DCE guy?

will let another dce fan do the honours

Nicole I'm sorry I had to flee the country but understand I'll be back for you one day my love

Every single play in rugby league requires a foot to touch a ball in order for the play to commence. This is not true for any other sport
Soccer has throw ins
Union has line outs
NFL obviously has hardly any plays where a kick starts it off
AFL has the bounce thing they do in the centre
But in league you either tap the ball (with your foot), play the ball (with your foot), scrums or kick the ball
Ergo rugby league is the most deserving sport of the term "football"

BASED MARTY BASED MARTY BASED MARTY BASED MARTY BASED MARTY

*radio silence*

In league sluts are also booted with the foot

>taking the poo
ITS ALL OVER

EXCELLENT call ref

Thought it was safe to fart but I think I've just Brendan Elliot'd in my pants

2 forward passes in that try

>didn't put a house on Croker to score a try

trip on pedo

being called a trippy is more insulting than being called a pedo

golf lads

just want to hear tara rushton's bogan voice as she chokes on my 4 inch cock lads

When did this thread fall out with Yvonne?

when she became a whale

when she got old and fat

WHADDA BOUT ROVER

The second we laid eyes on katie brown eating fast food

Would so love to give one to the chubby girl in the KFC ad

post classic vonnie, for old times sake

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Wouldnt you love to be the last two teams playing in Magic Round? That Lang Park pitch is going to be fucked

*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

Yvonnie is a disgusting fat cow

moooooooooooo

>jorgey is a very popular figure
hmmmmm

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no no NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

fuck

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>Elgey and Croker in the halves next week

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im lolling at the DCEfaggots right now

NEED a Joey Leilua try like air lads

CROKER WITH DA DOUBLE. But who shall kick the goals?

based and greenpilled

What happened lads?

Have to imagine Jake will step into the captaincy role. No DCE, no problem Manlybros.

Garrick try is great for SC lads

>tfw Morgan gets picked at Halfback and Queensland are FORCED to pick a fringe first grader in the backs

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Went to the Lang Park game yesterday and they said if the Broncos make at least 19 points (which they did) you give your ticket to a maccas and get a free burger, and we did it today but they didn't take our tickets so we went to the other maccas and now we got two free burgers each

obese human detected

based walkie

Walters the faggot will pick Ben Cunt at halfback

The Virgin DCE

The Chad Hunt

LMAOing at the state of Kane Elgey's career, fellas

Absolutely BASED team performance.

Has anyone ever been up by 7 with a minute or two to go and then conceded an 8 point try?

unironically a lot of whites in the GOATcastle side

Typical knigger posting during the minute silence

feel sorry for Newcastle customers. they get such good crowds every week, yet their peem is so consistently terrible

this fat coconut looks so faggy but he has a lovely singing voice

sean lane looks like what I would imagine an /nrl/ poster would look like if he played in the NRL

I look like paul gallen actually

brownie looks like he may shed a tear. probably not cause he's a patiort, but he know his fate

God that peels jersey is hideous

Is there a more patrician commentator than Gus Gould? Constantly btfoing casuals for literally decades

Always laugh when a player gets known for their "step" and so they start just doing it randomly even when it's never going to do anything

Eat shit and die Peels. GOATcastle dynasty is back ON!

>he's watching it on 9ine

cringe

Ferguson having a spew

Extrapolated final score is 100-0

That look of impending pooicide

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CAZZIES HATE HIM
PEENSPANDERS FEAR HIM

>no interference
>lane literally pushing him

How munted will joey be getting right now

Tries should be called touch-downs because you actually have to touch it down
Touch downs should be called tries because you only have to try to touch it down

Holy shit, who here finally not getting JUSTed for once?

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dear oh dear oh dear
no no no no no
that's ridiculous, that is ridiculous
that's a try, that's a try, that's a try, that's a try, that's a try.

Here m8. Are you the same guy from two weeks ago? I'm the other guy who's down behind the posts.

Yeah man, almost missed this game. Had to belt it to wests to find a park

>Ennis talking up Piss for origin

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Remember all those times a player arguing with the ref after he called a penalty actually got the penalty reversed?

There was that season where they kept pushing for the "captain's call"

In before knights 20 - eels 24 fulltime

Nah dont

Called it last week. Parra got every call for ten minutes and that exhausted the tigers.

The eels are a complete myth

Why are eels kicking a penalty goal for throwing a forward pass?

Is hot and spicy officially BACK lads?

Did I miss something there? Why did they blow the penalty instead of playing advantage?

Yeah parking is a nightmare. I like to get here early so I can park on Griffiths Road.

offside

Gutherson's pass was forward

only a little forward. It's like getting a speeding ticket for being 3 over

or people getting pissed because your gf is almost 16

Odd feel. As a GOATcastle fan I'm relieved. But fuck I needed those SC points.

>tfw you thought ponga caught the ball in space but it turned out to be mata'utia

come on knights

Newcastle are gonna lose arent they

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>both eels tries coming from offside penalty

Bloke made fun of me today because I was drinking from a straw

were you drinking soup?

>taking the poo

West coast cooler, why?

>taking the zero

gets you drunk faster it's just logical
I drink beer from a straw every time I hit the gay bars and no one cares

BASED FUCKING PISS

Just simulated a sexual act on the eels' tryline lads

>those cute butts on the knights cheerleaders

Will he eclipse Joey in Newcastle?

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still time for multiGOD to get ahead here

made fun of some faggot drinking through a straw today lads

>gus thinks kids are watching nrl, or watching any kind of tv at all rather than watching racists play bad video games on the internet

>that parra chant

Fuck its loud

Parra nearly won that scrum

a reminder that Bennett Ball works

Currently Knights will leap frog with the 14 lead to 11th from bottom of the ladder, best position for them in years.

They got the Roster and this just proves it.

>all of these one sentence posts
you are all dumb as fuck and follow a dying game filled with islanders and lebanese named after a shithole in Britistan, hardly Australian.
don't @ me either, this place is grim as fuck and I just popped in quickly to tell you as much.

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>its the old headbutting the knee trick

absolutely dominated supercoach this week lads

Brad arthur is literally going to autoerotically asphyxiate himself to death

I reckon N will get up after adjustments. Forgot how good this guy's team is.

>he didn't hold Sivo

>he didnt captain sivo

conrgats on most of your teams getting up, ivan.

>still thinking ivan posts here

t. ivan/danny/richo/nightshift/dayshift/ireland proxy/taiwan proxy/ american proxy etc etc

I never left

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just got my 23rd insta follower, ladies

>phoneposting

literally kill yourself

I got permbanned from all boards for violating US law

literally kill yourself

Arent you gonna ask me what I did to get banned?

the incel pedo richo

Giuseppe Melicano

Why does Brett Finch always make fun of himself?

lol nobody cares, you washed up faggot.

because he knows he was a shit player and stole a living as an nrl player and self deprecating humour is the only way he can reconcile his failure as a human

My fellow incels.

What just got deleted? I didn't see it

BASED jannyGOD

For me, it's Hannah Holis

What the fuck cunt? Fuck off

Lmao typical /rug/

kill yourself

apparently Nikorima has gone to the warriors

dead sport
dead fans
dead poomunity
dead thread

Immediately or next year m8?

oi Richo you here mate

the rumour is immediately, the broncos back up halfback didn't play Queensland cup earlier today either.

no but my other 13 sc teams are

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>$10 bet

imagine being this poor

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PonGOD showing off his elite and muscular defence today

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>Based on historical statistics, half the teams are already out of contention for the title this year. No side has ever won the competition with just two wins or less from the opening seven rounds. So that’s it for Brisbane, Cowboys, Bulldogs, Warriors, Knights, Penrith and Titans. And no team has ever won the title after conceding 50 points or more in a regular season game, so based on that you can scrub the Tigers too.

*marries that bloke from ABBA in your path*

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lets go broncos

Narrative Cup this week lads. Let's go Rabbitohs!

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Excuse me but the courier mail said that seibold WILL win a premiership

Give me the cummies Vonnie!!!

How bad is DCE?

Still waiting on scans mate, but it is seeming likely he will miss at least the first 2 origin games. He is having the scans done today.

So who's going to be broncos new 5/8

niteshite why don't you suck dce's dick you pathetic faggot

Now that my peem (spoonboys) is officially out of contention, these are the outcomes I'd like to see this season.

>Bennett wins a premiership with Souths
>DCElite leads Manly to the premiership for a second time
>Cronk/Roosters go back to back and Cronk gets the CCM

Quads checked in the name of the Sea Eagles.

give me a beginners course on league

If your life were going the way you wanted it to, you wouldn't post here.

Bennett winning back to back with Souths and then retiring. Manly and Easts are both dickhead clubs so put that shit away. Cows are still in the good guys, redeemed from super league because of JT, beating Broncos, and generally being cool. Do not fuck it up by aligning with the wrong kind of Sydney clubs.

Shut up, homo

>dummies version of rugby union played along the east coast of Australia
>enjoyed mostly by blue-collar citizens
>played mostly by retarded juiced up pacific-islanders with numerous DV charges
>The Greatest Game of All

This decade is over in about 8 months, lads.

abc.net.au/news/2019-04-09/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-internet-stalker-court-trial/10919538
oi Ivan you here mate

surely Union has more coconuts

Nah lad 2020 is part of this decade. That's because there was no year zero so everything counts up from AD 1.

Fun fact, for this same reason 2001 was actually the first year of the new milennium. And GOATcastle were the first club to win a hip in it.

>She watched season four of the TV show The Bachelor, celebrated Melbourne Storm’s 2017 rugby league premiership, and boasted about having a few too many drinks on a night out.
KEK

>Abdelmalek repeatedly duped Optus into revealing confidential information about Jess, which allowed the catfish to continue her assault.
Not surprised the malaysians or whatever in optus support were so easily duped.

Nah "lad". Decades work like this. The 80s = 1980 - 1989. 90s = 1990 - 1999. 2010s = 2010 - 2019.

No they don't. The tenth year is the last year of a decade. The zeroeth year is the tenth year.

Imagine being so retarded you don't know how decades work.

>1990 was part of the 80s
TOP FUCKING KEK

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Irish proxy faggot being a retard again lads

So how many years were there between 1 AD and 9 AD. Was it a 9 years long decade. This is the kind of thinking makes leap years and daylight savings be permitted to exist.

>muh 1AD!
Primary school level education on show here.

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>presented with irrefutable evidence that proves him wrong
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm right! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE muh millennium

It's the Gregorian calendar which is in the wrong here

The 2010s decade ends on December 31, 2019.

The 201st decade ends on December 31, 2020.

Not hard to understand.

state of Ringgo

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And it's my 3rd decade of being a virgin

What does a melanoma start off looking like? Don't know if this thing on my shoulder is something to worry about, or it's just a blackead or ingrown hair

I understand it, my position is that it is wrong and I think we shouldn't be following it. 10 is the 10th number. Also daylight savings and February 29th shouldn't be allowed, that's my argument.

Go see your GP he can take a look and if there's anything sus about it he'll take a biopsy

You're literally a sub 80 IQ moron.

He will NOT be touching my boipussy, you faggot.

she's actually pretty qt, just has to drop the glasses and some weight
truly bizarre story

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I ate 6/8 slices of a big Philly cheese steak pizza last night. The Belgian backpacker I'm rooting ate the other 2.

She sounds like a nice girl, mate. I'm happy for you.

good win nightshit

The incel pedo Richo.

muscular top 27% here

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>tfw injuries, suspensions, and general bed shitting tanked my SC rank

I'm going well in SC and Tipping.

Life is good.

Warrnambool greys tonight, race 9 number 6 - El Grand Richo.

@9 houses.

Who the fuck do I trade DCElite to? Do I just hold and ride out his injury?

CHAD Townsend

Shaun Johnson

will never understand how people get off on being insufferable faggots like yourself

>talks about poopercoach nonstop
>thinks he isn't an insufferable faggot

based seething fresh cazzie making me cringe

BC1 is year zero.

...

How would you fix Ben Hunt?
Escitalopram?

What sparked Ben Hunt's descent into brooding nihilism?

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>nick land in /nrl/

Hunt just started crying on Big League Wrap when asked about Wayne Bennett and couldn't bring himself to laugh at Vonny's joke while the rest of the panel chuckled.

For me, it's starting James Roberts in a high stakes match against the Rabbitohs only to release him to the Rabbitohs the next week

Didn't ben hunt's wife have a miscarriage or something

Broncs trying to up Roberts market value so they don't have to subsidise his salary when they push him out.

My pet theory is Hunt discovered Megan was a lesbian years ago and has been shook ever since.

redpill me on Hunt

feels good being a 1%er
feels bad having to replace dcelite

>Manly and Queensland have been dealt a major blow with star halfback Daly Cherry-Evans reportedly ruled out for up to six weeks with a high ankle sprain that puts a huge question mark over his selection for State of Orgin I.
>Rarely does a player return from a syndesmosis injury inside a month and that's the task faced by Cherry-Evans if he's to suit up for the Maroons on June 5.
>Cherry-Evans may seek further clarification over his injury by visiting a specialist on Tuesday.

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Worried Hunt will top himself and well all be condemned for missing the warning signs and not reaching out.

been living in NSW for three years now, might be a good time to switch allegiances for origin h-haha

The only origin that matters is based women's origin

>Melancholic depression is a significant mental health condition characterized by persistent and intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness. The disorder can affect many areas of life, including work, school, and relationships. It may also impact mood and behavior as well as various physical functions, such as appetite and sleep. People with melancholy often lose interest in activities they once enjoyed and have trouble getting through the day. Occasionally, they may also feel as if life isn’t worth living.

only got 28 trades left

similar m8

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what is your overall ranking? that team value and remaining salary is pretty elite.

682.

>tfw captained DCE last round

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might copy your team. we can share the 50k.

its been confirmed shittler is going with poonthers halves for nsw...

he's lucky walters and the maroons selectors are more retarded than he is

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why are you still forcing this dead narrative in 2019...

you truly are the most mentally ill poster on this board, ivan.

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the mentally ill wog richo

*ivan

*joseph

Placed

*josh

*josh

>everyone i don't like is josh
Yawn.

everyone else that isn't josh is literally ivan

this is your mind on paranoid schizophrenia

just got half my house back

whenever i log into the super coach chat there is always only 7 people online. and if you aren't a freshie or cazzie you would be able to see for yourself that the other 13 teams in the league are all forced dead personas that ivan is still forcing.

>ivan plays supercoach
this is how i know you're a newcunt casual

the ivan cries out in pain as he strikes you

He literally WON it in 2016, you utter freshcunt faggot

t. newcunt who just replied to ivan without realising it

easy to win when you have 75% of the teams in the league

the mentally ill townsville transvestite

uh, that's Caloundra as of January 2019

nobody cares faggot

I care

Used to love going to kings beach as a kid

it's all about coolum these days on the coast

been here for years but since i don't participate in supercoach i'm not able to keep up with the elite and muscular thread culture lads

Nobody actually believes Ivan posts here any more so shut the fuck up. Unless we see a new time stamp from him, he doesn't post here.

same and I still don't know who Ivan is

the last 10 posts were all ivan

don't pretend they weren't you, you utter faggot

my favorite thread poosonality is joseph melican

I'll probably never go to a beach again in my life as I have no friends or a girlfriend to go with and never will

for me, its poosterkid

*poosterman
He's 31 this year.

lately i've found myself worrying that due to my lazy unhealthy lifestyle my life might already be half over at 27

It's all over from 25 anyway.

>man
>posts on Yea Forums

no, that is a kid.

Yea Forums is an adults only website.

can i get some odds on the first try scoring markets for souths - broncos?

the guy you bet on - no chance
anyone else - guaranteed

thinking oates and sam burgess $20 on each

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based ivan

Got a really sore neck lads
Also GOATcastle

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>Manly allegedly have tabled an offer to Parramatta backrower Clint Gutherson
>Wests are preparing a draft offer to Manly Number 9 Api Koroisau

I reckon the Manly offer is better than the Parra, and he'll be back at the beaches next year

>there are people in this thread who did NOT go to school with Gutho

>backrower
I meant back, but whatever

Daly reminder that Peemsland won’t pick DCE until Origin III again when its too late to win the series

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Origin isn't for a few weeks yet but QLD have enough halves mate. They do need a fullback but they'll probably just pick Ponga there because why not. Watch Queenslanders Only for insight.

I will NEVER watch that filth thank you very much

It has a super catchy opening tune mate it also has Hannah with tranny makeup and pretty bad hair

Just threw up in my mouth thinking about Hannah and Vonnie the Qld tramps

Also go to bed mate its past 2am

twitter.com/caseyconway_

twitter.com/caseyconway_/status/1123008688531202048

fuck me he is the biggest moron ever. how does he even function

>I take it up the arse
>wow so brave
>just joking
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Peenslanders Only

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what is it about GODSland that makes nu south cucksmen seethe so?

gay NRL players: 1
gay AFL players: 0 in league history

>nightshit

I know where I stand ladies

Gay NRLW players: 100%

>A former Aussie Rules player who was the second in his code to publicly come out as gay has slammed James Faulkner’s “boyfriend” post as “puerile locker room behaviour” that made it harder for closeted young people.
nice try

NRLW has several milfs as well as the lesbians.

Who? I know Sergis is a future milf

>Jason Ball, who is now Greens candidate for Higgins, came out in 2012 and described the Aussie cricketer’s post as “making a mockery” out of the intense struggle that gay people went through in revealing their sexuality.
what a specimen

The pink haired broncGODDESSES fullback/goalkicker is a milf. Also there's a kiwi milf and I think one of the dragons players announced their pregnancy recently. Off the top of my head.

>Ball attended high school at Yarra Valley Grammar and completed a Bachelor of Arts at the University of Melbourne in 2010. He played for the Yarra Glen Football Club in the Yarra Valley Mountain District Football League until taking time off in 2015 due to injury.
doesn't count champ

Erin Phillips has kids too, doesn't mean anything
>The Adelaide Crows star’s wife Tracy Gahan gave birth to the couple’s twins, daughter Brooklyn and son Blake, last year in Dallas, Texas.

make that 2 sweaty
>Former NRL star Ian Roberts, who came out as gay in 1995, told news.com.au the post seemed like a “real nothing event”.
>“It’s just a guy who’s made a bit of a joke. I call my straight friends ‘boyfriend’. It seems pretty harmless,” Roberts said.
at least he's sane

Roberts is the only one sweaty

thought he was counting Conway

Pretty nervous about Manly's peem post release. Would like to see Api move to halfback, but he struggles to play 80. Croker will most likely be name as number 7, with Elgey pairing him in the halves. Jurbo will be named as captain.

peem pist* even

people are saying sironen to 5/8 and Waddel to start

yeah, I've also heard Waddel to number 6 as well.

>6:00PM NATHAN BROWN SACKING

posts that didn't age well

poo peeland embarrasses itself once again

Api is excellent at attack the line, and running the ball but has never really kicked much. Croker would have to be doing that if Api played in the halves.

Having said that, App's main strength is his quick darts from dummy-half so not sure if I'd play him away from hooker. Fuck, it is crazy how pivotal DCElite is to this peem.

>it's crazy how pivotal the halfback is to a team

just exposed myself as a cazzie, ladies.

the desert rain
is changing me
it's called on me
TO RISE

Can nikorimlet save the warriors?

Dragons dropped Aitken to the bench so Lomax can play centre

just got BTFO and exposed as a cazzie so i waited a while for it to blow over and came back with my other trip, ladies.

All in a days work.

>everyone is Ivan
shit gimmick

I’m not everyone and I’m definitely NOT a gimmick

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nobody mentioned ivan

DCElite>Cleary
Garrick>CHN

Is debuting a new 18yo halfback against bennett high iq or low iq

you look at this man and tell me what you think his IQ is and you will have your answer

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Dropping Nikorima's and terminating their contracts is a VERY high IQ move in any context

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>halfbacks
>pivotal

Well at least now we know nightshift is just convict

Imagine falling for the Nikorima meme in 2019

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You have to believe lads

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Why don't nrl players just not take drugs

Alcohol has calories. Coke doesn't.

>just bee yourself

might fall for the emre guler meme

Anyone seen Dearden in QCup?

nah i dont actually watch this shit sport. im only here tipping and sc.

ok I was just wondering because they don't put the QCup on the WatchNRL app. Are you tipping Souths or Broncos?

richmond

Don't wonder why you don't have many friends mate wake up to yourself

do you wonder why you dont have any friends?

I don't have any friends because I'm a fat virgin who does nothing but go to work and sit at home masturbating to anime

based brisbane customer

Not really. I know it's because I don't keep in touch with them, isolate myself, tend to melancholy and introversion. Probably would've killed myself if I was an atheist

tipping souths btw

how could you not tip souths
t. another afl blowin

All these new south welshmen calling for smith to come back for origin lmao. As it is they'll probably pick Munster and Morgan in the halves and possibly Hunt at dummy half, Ponga at fullback. Kevvie was last week literally telling Morgan that he could be named captain and that was before DCE injury

cant believe i nearly put CHN and waddell in my team last round

fuck my life

based danny

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104 points from the bench isn't likely to happen again this season

oh well probably dodged a bullet anyway. don't want to be stuck with some sub 40 point shitter forward on my bench that will end up losing money in a couple of weeks anyway. i have jai arrow for that.

I went to school with Beau Henry

Mitchell Moses going to the Broncos? Starting to realise now that Manly offer to Gutho was just to force Parra to pay him properly. Meanwhile the hype video for Souths v Broncos has me frothing for it. Did not know it's also Boyd's 300th game as well as his first game against Bennett.

The virgin Munster and Morgan halves with Hunt at 9

The Chad Munster and Hunt halves with McCullough at 9

Does Hannah Hollis only fuck Queenslanders, lads?

What about Morgan then? Or could Munster play fullback and Morgan with Hunt in the halves, Ponga bench, McCullough at 9?

Morgan in the centres

Yeah alright but NSW still going to win

Morgan+Hunt depression combo

what's wrong with this fucking spaz

1. Ponga
2. Oates
3. Chambers
4. Gagai
5. Feldt
6. Munster
7. Morgan
9. Hunt

Rest of the team I could not care less their forwards are useless

>Feldt

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We went through this last week cunt everyone else is a fringe first grader at best. Feldt is unironically the best choice

>le 85m dropout specialist
youtu.be/6jnEhEHkLFM
I think he is a good choice because there will be repeat sets

The Broncos could “risk mutiny” by the way they have managed Kodi Nikorima out of the door, with the halfback allegedly refusing to play in his farewell game due to how he has been pushed out of Red Hill.
Speaking on NRL 360 on Fox League, Courier Mail journalist Peter Badel claimed that Nikorima was “dirty” and admitted surprise that the Broncos let the Kiwi leave so close to their grudge match with the South Sydney Rabbitohs.

“I think the timing is bizarre, Brisbane tried to put on the PR spin and say he’s got a calf injury.

“But I can tell you that Kodi was privately dirty and said I’m not playing, I’m out of here. And why it’s had to happen now is quite bemusing.

“He’s a very popular guy at Red Hill, he has a huge amount of respect.

“Alex Glenn was nearly in tears when he was talking about Kodi.

“I think we’ve seen other examples of poor departures — Josh McGuire disappeared suddenly.

“Jordan Kahu left without saying goodbye and was filthy about it.

“If Brisbane, their powerbrokers, don’t manag this sitatuion they risk mutiny from their players.”

I'm sorry for Seibold, he could of had many happy years together at Souths but chose to leave and is now shacked up with that abusive alcoholic that just threw one of his sons out onto the street, but the boy will be ok he will make friends with some nice Maori lads and can stay on the backseat of an abandoned car, under a freeway overpass, in south Auckland.

Whoever their GM is needs to off himself out of the club.

I knew the "injury" claim was complete bullshit.

imaging bumping off a respectable coach with a good record in Bennett (for a second time) to bring in this clown

Hannah's hair is nicer tied back like this but for tv it should be styled, the makeup seriously she looks like a tranny. Who the fuck is doing the hair and makeup at fox?

Round 8 NRL

Storm over Sharks. With a list of walking wounded for the Sharks, and a poor rd 7 performance by Storm, look for Storm to pile on.

Dogs over SeaEagles. Des being forced to play Sironen in the halves after DCE (their best player this yr) went out injured, look for Dogs to really make Des feel the pain.

#my2cents

Today I will remind them

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>Croker at 5/8
>Elgey at HB

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ITS COMING, ITS IN THE TREES

If manly are looking at Gutherson, its got to be because they want him at 5/8 yeah? Or is it his general versatility?

Mate, football is all the codes combined

Cody Walker should be NSW five-eighth. Or is Fittler yet another racist dog cunt?

Perhaps. Tho >our backs are all shit except for Turbo but he is starting to seem like one of those players that never reaches 100% because they're so injury prone, so perhaps they're adding Gutherson for some depth. I couldn't see them wasting him on the wing, so maybe Des is thinking he will partner Walker in the centres (whenever he comes back). Does Gutherson play 5/8 for Parramatta much?

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Gutho should be in the centres if he cannot be fullback

>Does Gutherson play 5/8 for Parramatta much?

Nah

Fittler is not racist, they'll be selecting the incumbents though. I still reckon the city v country was the best way to select for nsw, as a full on trial match, but that's not happening

what's Gutherson like off-field? Parramatta has a history of breeding #yeahtheboys retards

>Parramatta has a history of breeding #yeahtheboys retards

The absolute state of this newcunt

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He's a manly junior from mona vale so he's probably just another dickhead. He also used to play for manly. Something not right with you tonight mate are you ill?

>spoonfeeding the newcunt

Ivan stop

stop conversing with yourself mate, doesn't keeping up this charade get tiresome

Just want to fry (some chicken) lads

I don't remember him at Manly at all.

This is purely for the sake of my godfather who is a westy and supports manly:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Gutherson?wprov=sfla1
He wasted a bottle of 14yo scotch during the '97 gf which still makes me chuckle

He still lives on the north shore you fucking retarded dumb tripcunt

>he doesn’t know of the Gold Coast Chargers

unironically off yourself

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pick up your pedo trash

It's the best they can do with her abo head shape

north shore or northern beaches?

he lives on the beaches you absolute spastic

It's not just her though. My missus is always giving out about it too. Theory is that some twink hairdresser got the job there because whoever hires in that is the sugar daddy, the hair is not great and the makeup is drag queen tier

>knowing where footballers live
yikes incel alert

Only crabs and turtles live on beaches m8

I installed gyprock at Beau Ryan's house

>Cowboys fullback Te Maire Martin will be sidelined indefinitely by a "small bleed on the brain" that has resulted in ongoing migraines for the Kiwi international.

barry go check the fuse box

last for walkbro

Confirms you're a newcunt m8

eating some nutri grain straight from the box lads
pantry getting a bit bare

WALK

GOD

last for walkbro

Ponga

Kalyn 'The Greatest Immortal' Ponga

Good morning

last for walkbro

Kalyn PonGOD

How do you get rid of a cockroach infestation?

Move away from queensland

BTFO

pathetic samefagging

lmao

There are only about a dozen actual regular posters in this thread.

>Josh Reynolds gf had a miscarriage

Fuck...

What movie is this wojak from

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kek

fucking R E K T

rofl

*releases one of only somewhat in-form players*

I haven't seen this woman in two years, she was planning to go to an Ivy League and is likely thousands of miles away. I will never see her again.

I try to move on, but it's not easy being an incel. You sojourn on the few times you interact with beautiful women, mainly because you will never get those opportunities again. If you didn't particularly like the woman at the time, you will fetishize her over time as your chances of finding love diminish. It's like how those high school football players who become failures in life sojourn on their days playing sports. There's nothing I can do about it except hope my brain turns off to her someday.

The class I met her in was small, only like seven people. Most people took Spanish. Anyway, I'd always end up somewhere next to this girl not on my own decision, and her and her sister would endlessly make fun of me with their beta orbiter. Eventually she began intentionally sitting next to me so she could bother me, and it just sucked because I got bullied by so many women that I was becoming literally suicidal. I'm surprised I didn't end up pulling a Nikolas Cruz.

I also was into another woman who treated me horribly. Maybe it's some sort of psychological fuckup in my head, because I should have never remotely liked these people. I wish I could just end it but my mind operates separately from my brain.

tl:dr

I try to forget it all, because I know there is a 0% chance, just as there was a 0% chance then. It's just I'm such an incel that I dream of the prospect of a single female even remotely being attracted to me. I mean, you sort of understand but I'm perhaps the biggest incel imaginable.

>twins
fuck me

Nicole....

>still on sunday thread
hahahahaha how pathetic

I'm on my third poo today lads. tho k something may be wrong with my bowels..

>Nikorima seething and not playing
>Apparently Roberts isn't playing either
>Debuting an 18 year old halfback in your biggest grudge match of the year against on of the equal leading teams
>Is going to put Jaydn Su'A at hooker during the game

I can't handle all these high IQ moves ladies

Somebody please save my broncgods

>he doesn't know about the pledge

all a part of Seibold's high IQ plan
>well of course we lost, I debuted a child as halfback, we're rebuilding remember :^)

Can someone shop an upside down smile onto his face in preperation for the inevitable loss to Soutfhs

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he's not even smiling, he's got the same le tough grimace in every photo. don't think it would look any different upside down

I meant the over the top fake upside down smile used in other photos. It doesnt have to be his.

see. lol

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1/10

1/10

0/10

all me

I have insider information that the Bears will return to the NRL but not as you know them.

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new west coast bears!

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What month? 1st trimester they're usually genetic defects that stop the progression and there's nothing you can do, sad but at least you know the pregnancy went the full course that was possible with that DNA combo.

>In an exclusive interview with 7NEWS, Reynolds revealed the couple lost both babies, eight weeks before their due date.
very grim

Shit

Can Shirvo's BDE win Megan back to the world of men?

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Lads most women over 35 have had a secret miscarriage they don't tell people about (including your mum).

not 8 weeks out from the due date with twins
iirc Joshie just banged from sloot off instagram and she came back to him to say she's pregnant, so he married her. very sad end to the story

No, but there is another

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hahahahahahahah based

>Injury-hit Wests Tigers five-eighth Josh Reynolds has revealed his private agony after his partner Bella suffered a late-pregnancy miscarriage.
Bella..

reminder that i am the one true alpha male. i dont have a mobile phone. thus people cannot contact me. they cannot interrupt my day or night. i cannot be cucked by the cellular jew.

i am the one true alpha male.

same

>tfw also do not own a phone
>b-b-but how do people contact you
>but what about in an emergency

based us m8

Should also add.

FUCK 2 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION

Reminder that the nickname white lightning IS racist

@littlebellsy

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Mum keeps guilt tripping me about the fact that I'm nearly 30 and still a virgin who will never give her grandkids

Holy shit the telstra block is finally off, that was NOT a week

I take that back. It's still fucked.

do you tismos unironically not own phones

Why doesn't Megan ever do League Life? The only job requirement is to be able to flirt with men and not slip on the puddle under Hannah Hollis's chair.

Ponga calculating the mathematical trajectory required to launch Goatcastle into their 1000 year dynasty

the veronicas are still hot but this angourie rice girl is a 10

>angourie rice
>18
>born in 2001
send help I'm feeling the hand of death creeping closer

The nice guys is a god tier flick

Saw a girl today with the same facial features but awkward curly hair that probably knocks her confidence down a few points and makes her attainable lads

give her the boot mate

test

>RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY

These salt and vinegar tendies aren't bad lads

I woke up today sweating and still in shock at how pivotal DCE is to his team.

Just watched League Life. I suspect that Reed Mahoney is an incel and probably posts on here.

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might be time for some fresh bread soon

Isn't being a rapist a requirement to playing league

No, just a racist

I just can't get my head around how pivotal the halfback is to a rugby league team...

What amazes me is how such big men can have soft hands

The ball playing forward

sensing a BASEDogs win against womanly

the constant samefagging in this thread is so pathetic. you faggots are so desperate for any human contact you will reply to your own posts to simulate a conversation in order to bump the thread. seriously, I'm not even referencing the everyone is Ivan gimmick but this shit needs to stop. fuck this pathetic community

love you too m80

based in lebanon dogs LMAO

Go high fibre for 3 days and on day 4 drink about 500ml of prune juice before you take your evening meal. Then again on day 5 another 500ml of prune juice before the evening meal. There's nothing wrong with 3 shits in a day but it's inconvenient, this high fibre then prune juice will clear you out.

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on that note:

imagine vonnie unleashing a type 7 all over your hard cock