/heem/ UFC fight night thread

Jim with more bullshit tactics

>go out
>get lyme disease

Amurica

>stops shaving his head
>fights with his kids in the crowd

Going for the Cowboy approach.

What do you mean lad?

Why in the fuck can't I watch the prelims on my espn+ subscription?

>Arlovski went from almost KO'ing the heavyweight GOAT in his prime to fighting on a fight night prelim behind a Golden Corral

All you had to do Andrei was not corner Fedor then jump at him with your hands down, that was one of the lowest fight IQ moments ever,

>almost KO'ing the heavyweight GOAT in his prime
FE was past prime back then, and shoulda retired right after that fight.

Fuck this Trevor Wittman guy

what a shit fight

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He should've retired in 2010 after Werdum, now he's become one of the cans that he used to crush and in 20 more years he'll be incontinent. Many such cases, sad

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boys, im having no luck finding a stream. please after all of my posts being a straight poopy butt im confident you will provide me with a link

You're both wrong. Pedor was always a can who crushed other cans for a living, just like any other slavshit """fighter""".

reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/

none work

Sure thing, Ackhmed.

Not on the steamz bit? They're working for me

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sakai has little dick energy

No problem, just making sure inbred trash is properly educated.

I score that 30-29 Arlovski, two 10-10 rounds in there

?????
What? that fat fuck was getting lit up

Arlovski had it

Danaher is literally perfect

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Can't take this guy seriously, literally looks like Stern's Beetlejuice

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post hands

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cause you're scared homie

why tho, also gang signs arn't welcome here

Is this the thread, lads?

Glover needs to retire

Yes welcome to my thread

Welcome to the thread

I could heem any here

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thicc

Heem atomic

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What an absolute unit.

Glover is way too old to be fighting a 25 year old chad

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>Get banned for Roids
>come back still on Roids

I remember I had a double period back in Year 8 and all we did for 2 hours straight was draw out these fucking things

my school was so shit

Roidelaba tired already.

Glover finna do it for all us boomers.

Cutelaba looks like a brown haired Canelo Alvarez.

back to reeddit

dece scrap so far

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

cutelaba is an absolute unit

Is there any chance cuttbabby isn't juiced out of his mind?

>Roidelaba
>not Cuntylabia

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this Moldavian is a specimen
where is Rogan with the homo-erotic compliments when you need him

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C'mon Glover

Why don't you hold this absolute unit?
*unzips dick*

Ion looking thick solid, tight.
But this

thx for the thread m8
make all of them tonight.

is Cutelaba just the LHW Costa?

and photosynthesis at least one every 4 months
biology can get fucked

based. this steroid zoomer needs to get patrolled.

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>name is glover
>is getting too old for this shit

poetry

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I think it was just blood spinning and he never tried to hide it either

It's all schools, the entire middle part of the system is almost entirely unnecessary. Colossal waste of time and resources.

He's like a giant Moldovan Canelo

Greg Hardy is ready for big pretty or shoeivasa

Felder and Paige broke their forearms doing this

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Based floridaman ref

Why is Moldova even a country? Why couldn't Russia not be fags and just give it to Romania?

heem this bum Glover

Ref's strolling it here

the fix is in

>Illegal knee
>Illegal kick
>Low blow

JUST KEEP FIGHTING

Man, he's fucking dirty. Chasing that JBJ clout

this cutelaba fella could be decent if someone taught him some basic fucking boxing

Is threatening to hit your opponent with illegal strikes the biggest brane stratchegy?

Gassedelaba

Heem tappy

KILL HEEM

Wat a banger

Glover has so many comeback wins, he can only beat low IQ bums. Ion is probably the dumbest and bumiest of them all.

Lol fucking tapper

Juice monkey that just wings power hooks for 3 minutes and then loses

IT WAS A SPICY ONE BOYS

BASED GLOVER

HEEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

costa is fucking einstein compared to this no technique retard

Another slavshit can flushed. Based hue.

I said ages ago Ion is a complete cunt, thank you Glover.

what a can

HEEM TAPPY

TAPPY

BASED BOOMER

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Based.

>Rose vs. Andrade headlining a PPV

Will UFC 237 be the least bought PPV in company history?

REPENT

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Never in my life have I rooted for Glover, but fuck that cutelaba kid

how did the ref issue no warnings that fight

>LHWs and Illegal strikes
>LHWs and prospects getting destroyed by old men.
Name a more iconic duo.

ZOOMERS BTFO ZOOMERS BTFO ZOOMERS BTFO

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lmao this nigga quit

>That 40 yo gloover

dam no ground game for Cutelaba

BASED TESHERA

cute laby not so cute anymore

BOOMERCHADS WHERE WE AT?!?!

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Boomer power worldwide.

Negative digit fight IQ

What a fucking pussy

TIPPY TAPPY

Why so many hues in crowf

>screaming at Dana like it's going to help
why do all fighters do this?

Boomer Teixeira flushing Illegal Strikes Ion back to the prelims.

Leave him alone, he was waiting tables 2 hours before this card started.

>people still wagering money on Glover

Who said this

Ion didn't even try to defend that choke, his hands were down on the ground.
What the fuck was he doing?

the crafty vet

Florida is like second Brazil. So many Brazilians move there like Jacare and Burns.

the world is Brazilian
you're just living in it

Right here boi.

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CAN WE JUST END THESE FUCKING BOOMERS. NEXT YOUR GONNA TELL ME ANDERSON WILL BEAT CANnonier

BOOOOOOMER GAAAANG

his hooks fucking suck too. he's always winging off balance with one foot off the ground.

us moldovans have nothing
why can't you just let us have one thing

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>slavs

Florida is close to Brazil.

Yep, earned it the hard way with sweat blood and tears

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I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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That's how you win a fight vs a younger fighter that the UFC can market, you fucking finish them if you're an old dude

>Slavs losing to Brazilians
as expected

cause dana's a cunt, but yelling at him outside the ring might get you fired

>walks into office, shakes bosses hand, gets job
>buys house
>chokes you out despite your designer zoomer steroids

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BOOMERS VICTORIOUS

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BASED GLOVER

FUCK ION CHEATING CUNT

>gilette going back to regular man pandering

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

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Can't see it going under 35k desu desu

who the fuck is this jew ref

Dont you have nice pastries or cakes something?

Dana likes that stuff though

>european combat sambo champion
>get absolutely melted on the ground

sad

I'm here in BBT arena rn, my seats sucks though would rather be watching stream at home

Probably, I haven't looked at the rest of the card.

Not impressed at all with Teixera or however the fuck you spell it.
>keeps on truckin

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>ugly men
>beautiful women
>extremely violent
>shit food
>corruption everywhere

brazilians are the slavs of the west

THE FIRE RISES

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>Florida
they can row their boats to Florida lad

she looks like she smells fantastic

beautiful

>Imagine the Cuban-Brazilian Latina hybrids being bred to slank around in bikinis and take white man cock

gib kosher milkers

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Based Glover

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If Perry wins we very easily have a total flush incoming.

Yes FUCK WMMA.

>Calling out Cory Canderson

Big career aspirations from Slowver.

Brazoolians aren't western nor eastern they're third world

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Glover looking like Steven segall
Just need a bulletproof vest and an m16

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>one flag is red yellow blue, the other is blue yellow red

what did they mean by this

>tfw you will never eat cyborg's pussy after a sweaty session

Glover should take the Hulk nickname away from Cutalaboo. I don't know what's more Hulk-like than getting angry because of illegal strikes and then demolishing someone.

Any webm of him rocking and getting the takedown?

All the fighters I wanted to win have won so far, what a great card.

knew I shouldn't have a picked a roid zoomer

quit at the first sign of trouble

Chokes are illegal in sambo, that's why 100% of them are absolutely horrible fighters

Fuck man. I shouldve picked the black jesus lover. My picks were accurate after that pick

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chadmendes
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it's upside down, like your country

>Conneticut, Brazil

What did he mean by this?

Dated a 20yr old girl with these exact proportions. Now onetis. Need to heem myself out of this..

I NEED MEAT FUUUCCKK

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when is the rory fitch fight lads?

>"Welcome to the Teix Era"
>Joe Rogan, 2019

fucking platinum perry time

No chin Misha subbed him too

I'd like her to heem me with her thighs.

I saw bald and bankrupt's videos.
Pretty pathetic. Even Transnistria is doing better than you..

Trips of truth

t. grew up in Miami/West Palm

Lucky if the baby's not retarded with that old hag popping it out.

why are euros so shit on the ground? learn how to grapple you utter bums

Easy swim from Brazil

Kid is already taller than her dad.

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Classic youngster punches himself and gets overwhelmed by vet type of fight

Is perry on the juice?
I think hes natty cause hes not smart enough to cheat without getting caught

One of those is totally unlike the other.

WHERE MY EVIL COWBOY LADS AT?

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>Tallulah Rain Mendes
What the fuck is it with Americans and this shit?

Don't heem my picks Perry you're fun but fuck off.

Fackin cam on Perry!
Score us some heems!

why is that fucking bitch danielle still in platinums corner

WTF

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO PLATINUM BOYS

\O/

Sambo is a meme. 99% the time russians/EEers aren't actually training it, they're training Judo, Boxing, Wrestling, even Jiu Jitsu and Karate. When they have success they attribute it to sambo just to represent their country/region.

hopefully hue cowboy isn't deleted from his last loss to Gunnar

They're literally niggers

Not 8 years ago when it might have mattered.

Based Glover shuttin down the zoomer closet homo cucks

>bald and bankrupt
BASED
That motherfucker is growing at a rate faster than literally anything I've seen before
Everyone on the 'chon knows him

You sure you can handle these daddy?

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he punched himself?

I think he's just a natural savage, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Elias next week!

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>Americans get all that pizza for only $5
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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Wearing a nightgown and grappling does not make you good at fighting.

In one hand you had that texeira spice fest and in the other hand in lellator there's a "technical" phil Davis fight

Well now you know better for next time

>hold pads for mike perry
>almost die live on tv

I saw them too, haha, I want to go to that shithole

right fucking here

if dirty cowboy does something underhanded/illegal in this fight you have to paypal me $10 or £7.74

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Perry + Hardy + Hermansson will result in a full 100% goof of /heem.

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Question, why the fuck is Greg Hardy (who is 3-1) in the co-main event? Is this nigga a HEEM artist or something?

Have we worked out if Platinum is legally retarded?

Odds are off on this one, Perry wins. Has the power advantage, stronger in the clinch and will probably spam his new takedowns.

\○/ \○/ \○/

Is Lellator on break before the Phil Davis fight or something? Nothing on stream.

Shit card

mike perry, cody garbarndt and micheal johnson are the trifecta of stupid fighters in the ufc

I went to Australia and all of your booze is literally twice the price I can get here

Cause he paid for youtube promotion, retard

Lads this is high key my most hyped fight on tonight's card.

The bunda motivates, user.

I know I could. I know nobody is going to believe me, but pulling titty monsters is my super power. I don't know why. We are just like magnets to each other.

Holy mother of based

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going for the Hue, Perry's a fucking mong.

IT'S PLATINUM TIME BITCHESSSSS

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Perry is the palest nigger I've ever seen.

>Perry is declared legid retarded
>Dominates the special olympics

Heem everyone even myself

I'm a few beers in. meant to type he punched himself out

He's like tracy morgan. Nobody really knows.

S A V A G E

M
O
D
E

Take out espn+ on your phone

>tfw slept through the undercard and woke up right on time for the interesting fights

absolutely BASED me

There's a fair few Moldovans at my gym, complete cunts. Why is that?

Who has the worst cauliflower ear in ufc?

it's clearly not upside down

STOP THE FIGHT!

giga wigger

>Miami: Cubans, Jews, Blacks

>West Palm: White, Black, Asian QT's, scattering of mixed Latinos

bretty noice

*ting ting*

Hold on goofs. I've just got one thing to say. If Mike "Platinum" Perry is NOT your boy, just go ahead and leave /heem/ right now before we jump you. Salud.

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PLATINUM IS FIGHTING EVIL COWBOY

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Brown cowboy does something illegal every minute of his fights.

nothing wrong with that

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Perry is seemingly a low IQ pick. But I picked him for the memes, so in hindsight when he wins, it will have been extremely high IQ.

I'll put you upside down leaf

Mike Perry literally adrenaline dumping during his walkout kek

Evil Cowboy is the only based non-respectable hue

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I've had a few titty monsters myself leafbro. I'm indecisive as to which I love most, titties or ass. There's definitely something special though about having some big milkers slapping you in the head while she's riding on top.

Mike Perry is the blackest man in the UFC

Fucking everything that can be taxed is twice the price. Alcohol, cigs, food, everything

Hueboy embarrassed Will Brooks and that makes him good guy in anybody’s book.

Platinum's gf with the pink hair? She's cute

Idk but it looks worse in person, the UFC fighters I
ears I see at the gym look disgusting

Look at Perry shuck and jive, dude is a literal minstrel show.

not gonna lie, my expectations for this fight are so high I'm probably setting up for disappointment

>not adopting Mike Perry into /boyhood/

honestly I can't think of a reason to not accept platninum. he is prime boy material.

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>Not wanting your woman screaming KILL HIM as you fight another man

ok, this is based

Platinum would be a GOAT drinking buddy

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PERRY TIME

Holy fucking based. I live in NYC. You can't walk down the street without seeing that fucking idiot. Before walmart pay off: drooling idiot...after: driving a fucking lambo.

TCHE TCHE TCHE

fantastic

lmao and then he almost blew his knee doing a flip

it's fucked

our wine is cheap though

what the fr*ck is wrong with perry?
>from flint, michigan

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Perry relegated to BKFC in 15 minutes

Liam Mcgeary's son's name is Dragon. Wish him happy birthday, heem.

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I fucking love hue cowboy so much

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Who here /platinum/?

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A LEVEL ATHLETES

C R I N G E

Based fucking cowboy

Absolutely based BR

Baboons behind Perry bobbing their heads. Why are blacks so annoying

lel

based Perry

mems

johnny walker?

Crazy how easy Cerrone dealt with both these guys

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>these walkouts
>this fights

B A S E D

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West Palm has no asians and Miami is mostly brazilians and haitians now.

combined animated walkouts

thanks bro

perry literally has a mark of the cuck tattoo

I have all 3 of those!
Hey!
Stop ignoring me!
Spic.

heem everything even meniscus

ACA ESTA MI PIJA BASTANTE PARADA

based brazilian lad

If you're an antisocial piece of trash maybe.

Hopefully he blinds Perry so we don't have to see this fucking loser all the time.

this guy is goofy as fuck and I like it

he's famous. welcome to the ufc

merika's team bro

Perry is going to smoke this Brazilian karokee singer

Based dance party

>Brazillian fights
>Ai Se Eu Te Pego starts playing

fucking fun already Haha

James Thompson isn't in the ufc any more, but I remember when he lost to Kimbo Slice because his cauliflower ear popped

He has been randomly showing up in my recommended videos for weeks when I never watch shit like that.

webm that

That fucking dance off lmao

Ahahahahahahaha Perry in the Octagon and Oliveira walking out

Why is Perry such a cuck, allowing is gf in his corner? She has zero Octagon experience

QUIEN QUIERE LECHE
QUIEN QUIERE LECHE
QUIEN QUIERE LECHE
QUIEN QUIERE LECHE
TCHE TCHE TCHE TCHE

>both fighters dancing to the same song
kek, this is based

It's because he's a zionist jew..

baste

is Perry trying to crip walk lmao

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Perry gets dabbed on in 1 and Platinum Princess gets CowD

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THIS PREFIGHT?

based walkouts I like the energy

Seething beta faggot detected
Go kick rocks kid

this nibba really just walked out to tche tche rere. yeah I'm thinkin based...

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lol what in the fuck is this

This is too much fun for Keith Peterson. He might take a point from both before the fight starts.

Walker seems like a decent enough guy tho

good times

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There is a woman speaking. Someone remove her IMMEDIATELY.

the most brazilian pre-fight ive ever seen

DANCE PARTY

Cowboy already won by making Keith Peterson smile.

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get that perry dance pls

Did he just say he got attacked with a grenade in Brazil?

Florida inhabitant IQ

>Dude almost fell asleep on Hueboy's handshake
Kek

Forgot evil cowboy got hit by a grenade.
Fucking boy for life

She won't give him pussy unless he lets her do this

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>attacked by a grenade in his native brazil
>a grenade
favella's ain't a joke

who you got, kiwi?

huehuehue

Your thoughts on Mike Perry's wife (yes wife)

He broke up with her after Colby said she had a horseface then got back with her and married her

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it's not like he was going to use any corner advice in the first place
he's a brainlet

She looks like she gives bomb head

>Jacare edition
discord.gg/m9XxVHN

t. Apple Hogglesworn Oliver Foppington

wtf I want to dance now

She provides invaluable emotion support. That's all most cornermen do anyway. Greg Jackson is considered the best coach and he literally just tells his fighters to 'breathe' and 'relax'.

Why do all whites have short arms?

That's not "Ai Se Eu Te Pego" though...

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not bad really

yeah that refs got downs allright

Cowboy got the bruce buffer fist bump.

He now has an 85 - 95% chance of being the winner

Yuk

bless this platinum nigga, do it for Wakanda Mike

4/10.

Looked like Mike was about to heem Buffer desu

Aposematism should have been the red flag for him

Vaas Montenegro looking ass.

> is a whore
Yes I concur.

PERRY TOO STRONK

whites have similar bodies to asians and native americans, it's just blacks that have long legs and arms but short torsos

Her face is as busted as Perry's brain.

she looks like a BLACKED model and perry's logo is a spade so in the end everything works out.

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Jon Anik just said the ref has the best seat in the house even though he isn't sitting down

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she always looked so fucking sexy until i saw this

absolutely YIKES

Absolutely based

kinda gay tbqh

perfect couple

So hype I am shaking
>wrestlefucking

Was it autism?

based

Long arms is an adaptation to hot climates and it helps the body dissipate heat more efficiently.

can someone give me a webm. of the full dance off? it was so based

>white people dancing

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---> Cowboy

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>Perry still hasn't learned to cut the cage
>still plods flat footed

god damn he is a brainlet but I love him

Can you webm the whole thing, like including Oliveira?

what a madlad, thats THE one

look at his wife. she fucking loves this ridiculous shit

Phil Davis just heem tappyd some fool, for anyone interested

Phil Davis actually won a fight for the first time in decades.

Smiling after getting punched is the highest iq defense

stop calling him white

he hasn't won yet

Oliveria is too long for Perry

mike perry's like a double digit IQ wigger version of justin gaethje

>Argentinian's navy sinking.

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im surprised they allow fighters to have hair gel

mike looks like shit

His face looks familiar

Perry is literally an African

Perry to Bellator when

evil cowboy ALWAYS delivers

praying for a perry win to be completely desu

how about sticking your tongue out and shaking your head

Yeah he’s waiting too much

Ibetshepegshim/10

Mike got pieced up for a while but dark Cowboy looks gassed.

10-9 Oliveria

No

Said his weight cut was hard, also almost hurt himself during his entrance

Lets see what advice Platinum Princess gives

Pretty based fight desu.

him beating Felder honestly made no sense to me

Felder just beat Vick who I actually rated - yet Perry beat Felder?

Felder was in a step in? yeah
Felder was fighting in a division above his own? yeah
still makes no sense given how shit Mike Perry is

great fight so far

yes

oliveira is doing so much better just striking at range i wish he'd abandon the meme shit
nick diaz was right

lmao wtf is Cowboy doing with the constant spinning meme kicks?

Oliveira has a lot of power for a skinny guy, makes no sense.

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HEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

based mike

these fucking ads, is this how it is to watch tv?

Mental

Cowboy be suckin air next round

oliv gonna be gassed BRO

It's actually not allowed, they just don't enforce it unless it's a big fight (Conor, etc.).

this, win or lose he's always fun to watch

Felder broke his arm early in the fight iirc

S W A N G

&

B
A
N
G

manos de piedra

you are probably watching an american stream, no ads on latin american tv for ufc

Knew it was coming, how Oliveria can be that big of a favourite when he has no defence made no sense

The fights of Amanda Nunes warm my heart (except vs. Valentina).

>tfw no gf who looks at your shenanigans like you're her rockstar

OH SHIT

PERRY HURT HIM

oh he did?
he took the defeat so magnanimously that must have slipped my mind

BASED PLATINUM WITH THE AXE KICK

OHHHHHHHHHHH

STOP THE FIGHT

oh he's ok

>throw a guy
>end up flying across the cage yourself

Perry is so dumb he manages to fuck up a big move.

10-9 Oliveira

espn+ yeah

Fuck lads he posted his arm on the slam, thought it was going to break. I broke my wrist doing that.

Ragdoll toss to raced clinch.
Great fight.

SPICY

early stoppage desu

lmao what a sloppy fight

wtf kek

Heeminder that Perry has never beaten a top 100 fighter legitimately. Felder had a broken arm early in the fight from throwing a strike. Both of these fighters are just fun journeymen. Stop talking like they're real fighters.

shut the fuck up nerd

Sorry that happened to you. Hope it's healed up nicely.

based

COME ON PLATINUM

FUCK HIM UP

...

based

Perry is very heavy on top

James Thompson is my favorite shitty fighter

Kek

BREAK HIS LEG
BREAK HIS LEG MIKE
COME ON MIKE
BREAK HIS LEG

Perry's got this

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Zip it nerd

both are going to be gassed after this

They are two of the most physically and athletically gifted guys in the division.

Broken toe

Perry gonna gas

early stoppage

not based.
miami.cbslocal.com/2011/07/20/animal-cruelty-suspect-also-a-south-florida-porn-legend/

Gegardesque

2-0 perry probably
Could be 1-1 if judges aren’t dumb

BROKEN TOE

HE BROKE HIS FUCKING TOE WHAT

broke a toe?? lol

Cowboy broke his toe. Could see it at the end.

Love me some Valentina
youtube.com/watch?v=gmWaNiANwN0

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Yup.

Olivera with a broken toe, doctors stoppage inc

19-19

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Thanks, It happens to loads of people it's just instinct when you fall to stick your arm out and no one bothers to tell you otherwise.

19-19 Damn fun fight

Oliveira is hurt though

P L A T I N U M

Perry only gets stronger the more he gets hit

ITS OVER IN THE THIRD HEEM SLEEPY INC

I saw a floppy toe

cowboy the fucking idiot breaks his own gotdam feet after surviving the ground and pound

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doctor stoppage?

can i get that webm of schezchenko dancing ?

Based fight

hate perry me

RIP TOE ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahajahahahaahahah

PERRY = GOAT

Why did the Lellator stream jump backwards 20 minutes? This is number one bullshit.

>popped the toe back in
>they didn't show us

FUCK YOU

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COME ON PERRY GET IN THERE

absolute kek

That was so close to being a career ender like what happened in that Kevin Lee fight

What credentials does the annoying female have to be shouting advice like this

>a black guy who wants to be a cowboy
>a white guy who wants to be a black gangsta

What is /heem/ drinking?

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>gets lit up
>smiles

PERRY BEING SO PATIENT

I guess MMA just doesn't excite me anymore. I am not having fun at all.

Exact same as the Yancy fight

sobieski raspberry vodka with gingerale lad.

>implore him to hit you
>cover up and do nothing

HEEM picks about to get BTFO

1 MINUTE

DO IT PERRY

FINISH HIM

one more for the running away collage

COME ON BLACK MAN

Perry is clearly winning

Take a break after this one, or just watch main events the next day. Too much of anything gets boring.

a cheeky latte

Actual spice levels may vary from advertised.

Perry can't finish an ABSOLUTE FUCKING CAN. Holy fuck.

a mocha

Y nuevo, new

Posting this with 30 seconds left
I think Perry has this round

All out i promise you

>Go ahead and hit me I need a break

Monster Ultra

R1 Cowboy
R2 Platinum
R3 Platinum

You literally cannot deny this

did Cowboy take the dive what was going on that last round?

29-28 Perry

the hockey game is about to go to OT and the entire playoffs have been fucking insane. Just any many OT games in the first round this year as the ENTIRE playoffs last year

3rd round was a real yawner, Perry wins based on doing slightly more than fuck all in the 3rd.

Worst part of a Perry win is listening to him talk.

*yawn* no heem no technique no nothing. Perry wins by default I suppose.

water

beer

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Easy Perry win BASED AF

Cum

Cowboy fought like a brainlet

longer fighter but didn't use it after the 1st despite being so effective with it. Just kept blitzing in and putting himself into Perry's range

ice tea peach

>This last minute will be crazy I guarantee it
>T...this last thirty seconds guys....I promise
>L...last seconds guys! Getting crazy!

JUST

Perry doing it for all us brainlets out here

All sources of water are bad.
It might be over for goyim.

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kek

what in the fuck did he just say

based retard

>Screaming like a tard when you beat a journeyman

Based Perry will be homeless by that age of 40.

Absolutely. The guy could be so good. But he is a jester before he is a fighter.

Lol same.

I contract and expand when they expand and contract. FLORIDA BABY

It's not looking good for us lads

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Felder broke his right hand halfway through the first round, if it wasnt for that he could of thrown more and done so much more, most likely would of won

>year of our lord and savior jesus christ 2019
>drinking water

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Perry might get popped. He's looking more jacked than normal, and on short notice.

Let's go Hardy and Herman

no drink, no food. 5 days into a 7 day water fast

why does his body look so weird

heavy weapons guy with hair

wtf was that?

these mma fighters suck i would knock these dudes out cold

new