Official UFC Fort Lauderdale 2019 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #1

Jim Miller's 90th UFC fight edition

>Main Card (ESPN+ at 9 p.m. ET)
Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy vs. Dmitrii Smoliakov
Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry
Glover Teixeira vs. Ion Cutelaba
John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Thomas Gifford

>Preliminary Card (ESPN 7 p.m. ET)
Ben Saunders vs. Takashi Sato
Andrei Arlovski vs. Augusto Sakai
Carla Esparza vs. Virna Jandiroba
Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Davis

>Preliminary Card (ESPN2 now)
Jim Miller vs. Jason Gonzalez
Angela Hill def. Jodie Esquibel via unanimous decision (30-27 x2, 29-28)
Dhiego Lima def. Court McGee via split decision (30-27, 28-29, 29-28)

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BASED

Was that miller's family or the other guy's?

BASED

Jim getting heemed in front of his family.

jim miller always has good fights
i expect a banger

FUCK OFF. This is not the thread.

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>that takedown and back take
Fucking based

This guy is fucking huge compared to Miller.

HEEM TAPPY

BASED MILLER

HEEM TAPPY

Wow this guy is big for 155.

eww

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JIM FUCKING MILLER

SPIKE ERA NEVER DIE

SUNK IN.

BAASSSEDDD DADDY

lmao this man is clearly not Jim Miller, since when can you just get someone else to fight for you?

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let us all say the Lord's prayer so Cowboy and Mike Perry leave their fight alive and healthy

>Can't grab the cage
>Can wrap your arm around someone's neck and choke them

I don't understand this "sport"

Based dad. Gonzales was so much bigger too.

>producing children so you can power up off their energy during the fight
Based

You post in /khg/ senpai?

Sorry m8 I’m here for the senseless violence

A little bit of hair and he looks so much better

Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name

Based Boomer.

Absolute bullshit ending, ruined a good fight

Huge win for dads today

Based Miller always spicy

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just bleed

>the prelims are 9-11am
>there's 3 fights
>3 fights in 2 hours
See you l8rrr

is lime disease hereditary?

Lyme disease just got choked out.

Based peepaw

Wanted Gonzalez to win he was cool on TUF.

deer ticks usually

Based auswebmbro
Hopefully there'll be some big titty florida sluts in the crowd tonight

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Jockoray flushes this whitoid

Isn't Lime disease the one you get when ticks bite you and you can't eat meat anymore? fuck that if so.

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Reminder that just ONE sneaky little tick is all it takes for a lifetime of Lyme Disease

nah but the games are good

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My car heemed itself and I just tuned in, what'd I miss

Kh3 crit is kino

dubs and jacare finishes the swedish dude with 1 broken arm tucked into his shorts

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The weak should fear the strong

I count 4 fights, why are you seeing 3?

Based Bad Moon Rising Boomer Miller

How will Hardy fuck this one up?

prepare to seethe

No that is a different type of disease form ticks.

No such thing, we're nature carnivores

Ronaldo 'Please Take Me Down' Souza

Lyme disease is not recognised by the Health Department in Australia because, to date, there is no evidence that native ticks carry the bacteria which causes the illness.

lyme disease is a meme

Lord, please let evil Cowboy beat balsa wood Perry into a living death.

By gassing out and getting flushed

Well I just heem'd my heem and I'm now heeming heem.

this.

OH nice!

also greg hardy is /myboy/

Same way he did last time, gassing out and cheating.

>meat eaters in this thread
fuck OFF murderers

No it is a real thing and it is called "Alpha-gal syndrome"

cowboy getting blacked tonight

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I just ate ½ Kilo Bacon. Do somethin about it.

based, and I will never stop eating meat btw

Thanks for letting me know, difficulty was a concern of mine for KH3, haven't got round to the Crit. Good to hear they did a good job of it
I know they announced DLC, I may wait for that before Crit

Why are Hardy's lips so big?

His own arm or Jack's?

>6 Fight main Card

NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH THESE ARE THE WORST DANA STOP IT DANA STOP IT DANA STAHP FIGHT

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Hill won and Jim unflushed himself

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that fake conversation shit when they show the ESPN desk is so cringy

stop eating dick then

The DLC is likely coming out at the end of the year, Its going to add several bosses though and new keyblades and shit

Maybe cause he's a powerful bbc master? You ever about that?

cringe

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I want to give her whiter children

>Lyme disease is not recognised by the Health Department in Australia

Australians are fucking cucks that couldn't even rape the natives out of extension like any other old civilized country, now you gotta give them land and shit

why is greg hardy a co main

bunda is not so bad on Hill.

Damn, Miller's Youtube blog is gonna be blowing up

>rose headlining over aldo
wmma is a mistake

Just a couple of "former" champs... OUCH

Hey who's the top Fu's in MMA at the moment?
I wish there was a curvy super talented bjj expert with a bubly personality that i could root for.
I can't stand all these wannabe tough girl flatties.

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ESPN

Is it going to add more areas and content? I don't care too much about bosses but bigger areas or more cut scenes would be nice.

I guess I'll do Crit soonish then, maybe in a month or two. It is damn nice to hear it's Kino though. Like I said I didn't have too much expectations and I haven't read anything about it so was unaware.

A black woman only smiles like that when she sees a big white cock tb h

Fuck this I'm watching Hendo vs Lombard

why would jacks broken arm be tucked in jacares shorts?

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Bisping just keeps getting shinier

aspen lad or mckenzie dern

I personally am sexually attracted to Michelle Waterson

McKenzie Dern is a super talented bjj titty monster, but she is probably never fighting again.

>you now remember when they made a big fuss about her getting deranked by a clearly superior fighter that would eez clap her if they fought

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redemption story?

Yeah new cutscenes are comfirmed and a special episode is also listed, so i would imagine we will be getting new locations

>That fat fuck behind her who thought the camera was coming over for him

I guess you can polish a turd

this desu

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>an australian tourist fucked your wife
I'm sorry, bro (not really)

I like Rin Nakai

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she's already been bleached (per her ig)
for some reason with black american women it's kind of easy to tell the ones that date white guys

>Dern
Didn't she suffer from a career ending pregnancy? Maybe i remember wrong.

I actually like Bisping, but I still enjoyed that immensely.

Mike Davis fights very aggressive can he beat Burns the way Hooker did?

Bisping and Tyron are terrible analysts

>conceive believe achieve

Bisping btfoing tyrone

They tried that and he looked like shit against a nobody and was DQ'd because he was an over emotional idiot.

the liberal ones always date white guys

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That's good, thanks bro. I enjoyed KH3, so will be good to have more of it and get back to it with some actual difficulty. Just wish Crit released sooner because I only stopped playing KH3 like 2 or 3 weeks ago, I was pretty with it and now I've lost it

>madden bowl

My nigga.
Rin is the best. Not a can too.

how do you know?
shell get back, her husband is gonna raise the child while she keeps fighting and fucking arround

I liked bisping as a commentator

they're all liberal
they're the most homogeneous group in the us

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>it's another shitty WMMA """fight""" episode

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Why would they go here? You can easily go to the Philippines and pump and dump

>(per her ig)
ig = instagram

Based

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I mean those that tolerate fags and trannies, hood black girls vote dem but are actually not tolerant

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idk about that. Kanna is my japfu

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British retard, United Niggers only vote democrat for gibs and because they hate whites. Niggers repealed gay marriage in commiefornia because obongo was up to bat

gotcha

No worries brah, crit is hard as shit though so be ready

20 competitof

Tell me that wasnt just me

Imagine finding obese apes such as this one attractive.

Absoliučiai šudinas skonis, drauguži.

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>don't fight
>outrank the dude who just fought for the interim belt

Soldier of stools and Cockhold shouldn't be so high if they're not going to fight ever.

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>been fasting since last weekend's card
>my delirious ass forgot there's a card today

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Juju is the custest fighter

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why am i watching amerilards playing a handegg game

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ESPN audio is fucking dogshit

imagine imagining things

>Chris Weidman is rannked 6th
>has one win since 2015

stream pls?

Rockhold is a LHW now.
He'll be dropped from MW ranks soon.

It's not real, just mental affect.

ESPN+

every stream i can find started playing madden after early prelims ended. is this uhhhh meant to be on? isn't it prelims now?

Rena is the cutest fighter in Rizin

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>crit is hard as shit though
Seriously? I expected it to be hard but I'm really surprised that a game that had a Proud mode so easy actually managed to deliver a tough as shit Crit mode. I expected hard but not "be ready" levels.
This is sounding good senpai. As long as its not bullshit difficulty. KH1 and KH2 Crit weren't hard as shit I'd say

Kanna is the most purest.

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He'll last 2 fights at LHW before getting slept and sitting on his ass for another 18 months, should've just fucked off to be a surfer like his old man.

I've met Gilbert Burns.

Here we go, our first official preliminary of the night

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Rena is the cutest fighter in the world

Are they seriously feeding another person new to the UFC to Gilbert Burns? Jesus Christ.

My old trainer partner just had to fight him - I guess accepting the fight got him into the UFC...but Jesus, Gilbert should be fighting more experienced people. He's an absolute savage.

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Burns wins in the 2nd by submission.

Why the fuck has my stream started showing me madden esports

if someone makes a terroristic group that demands a black cutie for every member ill join and raise myself true the ranks to become the leader

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atleast well learn if hakeem is any food

Yeah Crit is super hard, i guess part of it is because some of the mob fights are kind of huge in KH3 so you get sniped off screen by shit all the time

Atleast that has been the case for me

>gets tenshin'd
sure buddy

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Jon Jones has a super generic name, therefore Mike Davis will win, get the belt, and be the GOAT.

tell me Mike Davis doesn't look like whodafook with a tan

uhhhhhhh this is our sport now wh*teboi

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NO NONSENSE

Gilbert can throw absolute wild strikes because if he ends up on the ground, it's even worse for them.

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Why is Burns in blue? I guess he just likes collecting the shorts because he's had yellow, green and now blue.

where do you get your niggress pics from?

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>My cum in her butt
>15 years later
>"dad which Premier League club should i sign for. They all want my signature"

He'll be lucky if he doesn't end up like Till

why is there handegg on the screen

unironically half were from pol
i collected them the last year or two or even more, idk
based

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It's me again, taking picks until the main card starts
Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson

Greg Hardy vs. Dmitrii Smoliakov

Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry

Ion Cutelaba vs. Glover Teixeira

John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen

Thomas Gifford vs. Roosevelt Roberts

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Spicy fight desu

Gilbert Boooooourns

Good fight

what is the link for sp stream

My streams aren't working

I thought someone else

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Burns had a full conversation with Nunes earlier in the round

mmastrmz bro

Jacare
Dmitry
Perry
Glover
Lineker
Roberts

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I signed up for a free trial of Hulu tv so I could watch all the prelims on my tv easily

Hermansson
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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>some of the mob fights are kind of huge in KH3 so you get sniped off screen by shit all the time
Ah I know exactly what you mean actually. This is something that even on Proud I had issues with because Sora's block is only one direction but in KH3 enemies attack from all directions. I felt like he could have done with a block like Aqua's
Shit I don't know about Crit now, getting sniped by shit you can't block because it's coming from a direction you're not facing and can't turn to face sounds a bit annoying desu. KH3 is much more mob based than KH2 and 1 so it's not as much of an issue there

>be a college wrestler
>get taken down by a hue

Absolutely embarrassing

ESPN+ you fucking loser

Why doesn't anyone use the old fashioned irish whip into the cage technique?

jacare
smoliakov
oliviera
cutelaba
lineker
rooose

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Gilbert Burns looking pretty good

r/MMASTREAMZ

Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy
Mike Perry
Ion Cutelaba
Cory Sandhagen
Roosevelt Roberts

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Souza
Smoliakov
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Gifford

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Burns is a BJJ world champ and ADCC medalist.

Yeah it is annoying at times but it is fun also, i'd 100% give crit a go

Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy
Alex Oliveira
Glover Teixeira
Cory Sandhagen
Roosevelt Roberts

I know, one of my old training partners fought him. I also coach BJJ

Slaps? why

ausbro post Amanda webms in the crowd

brazilian mulattos > american mulattos

why was arlovski, burns overturned?

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Gilbert Burns is huge though, cutbaby.
Got toyed with by Dan Hooker

>blacks
>good at fighting
can we stop this meme now

Hermansson
Hardy
Oliveira
Glover
Sandhagen
Roberts

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Did he just give up ?

we'll stop it when someone else wins a belt

>briton
>being a bitter asshole
yup checks out

Who the fuck matchmakes this shit

Dude got whooped, shit.

Hermansson
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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>HW champ
>LHW champ
>Interim MW champ
>WW champ
stay mad wh*teboi

Souza
Hardy
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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Jacare
Smoliakov
Perry
Teixeira
Sandhagen
Gifford

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Herman
Hardy
Perry
Teix
Sand
Roose

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And then Dan Hooker got toyed with by Barboza lmao

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Khabib would beat Conor but not Gilbert Burns but Gilbert Burns wouldn't beat Conor funny how it works

Jacaré
Hardy
Oliveira
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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I will, but I just wish it was more enemy based difficulty rather than shit I couldn't even block that because enemies are everywhere difficulty

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

BJJ guy using his BJJ, nice to see.

fuck off racist

I've met Gilbert Burns.

>He'll last 2 fights at LHW before getting slept
by who?

>preeeety tough to deeeal with
Dom is a hunnert present a homo

holy shit when the clip ended it loops perfectly with the start of the webm like a change of camera shot so it looked like burns was elbowing after davis had tapped out

freaky

Did I mishear or did Burns call Anik "Joe"? heh

wow Cruz's analysis is NeXt LeVeL

Feed burns to Khabib, that would be a fun fight.

Daytime me
>I don't need all that drink stuff. I can live with just lemon water and tea
Nighttime me
>I need drink... Why don't i have drink. necking myself: an option. Why didn't buy some soda or something
The eternal circle..

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>born in Sweden

>reps another country

Why do Swedes have no honor?

My boy Vicente Silent Assassin Luque

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Esparza vs Jandiroba
I'm placing the over-under on first takedown attempt by Esparza at 1 minute.

Khabib might unironically get tapped. He's never fought anyone even close to as good as Burns at grappling.

Iktfb I’ve stooped listening to daytime me fucking rtard

Swedes and Norwegians are more genetically identical than any other country on the planet

bro you are high

You mind grabbing the crowd shots from earlier, there was one of Nunes

Thanks

I have chips and mushy peas and now I have strawberries for later.

Sometimes I put salt and water in a sprayer and spray my face and pretend I'm a sailor on a container ship

This nigga really thinks that he's gonna ground and pound Jacare

Jacare by armbar, 4:07 second round

He said Jon but with his accent it sounded like Joan

It’s better to stand in front of a fan and spray water into it

Hermansonsonson
Smoliakov
Perry
Hulk
Lineker
Roosevelt

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He better, my boy gotta at least have a chance at the strap before he retires, if he came all this away just to get GnP'd by some anglo and thrown to the back of the line, it's over

Yeah daytime me is a fucking my life up as always.

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Can alligators get drunk?

White Swedes are now considered a hate crime.

I must have missed it. When was it?

Jacare
Dmitrii
Oliveira
Glover
Sandhagen
Roberts

Imagine if Souza bothered to learn English. The UFC might take him seriously.

What should I do /heem/?

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Post dana whites reaction when Greg hardy gets knocked out in 48 seconds

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Enjoy the fights

Shit seats

Why the fuck does Jacare constantly lie/embelish facts? He won 5 fights in a row and 2 of them were fucking Chris Camozzi who fought him both times on short notice.

Hope Hermansson blasts that roiding monkey back to the jungle.

Stop wooing you little faggot

Why in the fuck can't I watch the prelims on my espn+ subscription??

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Scream HEEEEEEM at the start of each round

Souza
Hardy
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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am I wrong?
It looked like a Koscheck/Daley moment

Everything i do that is remotely worthwhile is done in fantasies.

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Last time I Paid for front row seats and it sucked dick. I paid almost 1/3rd if the price for better seats

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this is the butthurt brit

Not sure, the internet keeps flaming out in the fucking blizzard. No big deal

Constantly scream EEDDDDDDDDDDDDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Let out a chee hoo
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CLAMATO MICHELADA

>not getting the 300 level true patrician seats so you can spend more money on beer and look down into the cage instead of through the fence

Not a real fight fan.

HEEM the person sitting in front of you

At least they're not nosebleeds I guess

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Khabib would sit on Burns' face for 5 rounds, Burns would be forced to fight off his back for the entirety of the fight and would never be able to get anywhere near to taking Khabib's back.

stay safe x

Bum rush Herb Dean when he fucks up another fight.

I’ve already spent $110 on beer. $14 for 20oz it’s rough

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nayeon is a uggo

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Or Burns could just stuff all of Khabibs takedowns and knock him out on the feet. Like he'd do to Kevin Lee

See if you can get a pic if somebody get heemed and is laying all heemed out.

>he didn't get modelo especial, the official beer sponsor of the ufc for $11

Not a real fight fan.

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carla sucks, is ugly, and was a bully in the tuf house

carla esparza, the girl that beat the girl that beat her

Clearly 14-0 as she's got wider vision
Esparza is doomed here

>Or Burns could just stuff all of Khabibs takedowns

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Do fighters have to pay for their tickets or get them for free?

I had no idea that was a thing and thought it was a bunch of coked out tourists or something. You never hear a peep out of the Jap crowds

She's flushed

Carla is a shirtlet. I hope she loses

>when a girl is this high
>and still wont fuck you

Women shouldn't be allowed to fight professionally

Fuck this bum local ref

He took Herbs seminar

wahey

OH YEAH more dyke fights thats what this card needs you guys as excited as me?

>irrelevant gnome vs irrelevant gnome
Deadest division in the UFC.

kek

What else are women that look like this supposed to do?

You take that back fucko!!!

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Carla looks like an ayy lmao but god damn I wish she would sit on my face

>these ugly bitches
vomit

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Jandiroba has that look in her eyes.

>Couldn't keep Al down
>Thinks he can survive on the ground with Burns

Here she is arriving in the background, and Burns having a quick chat with her.

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Heem heem heem?

why do strawweight women have the same speed as fat heavywieghts?

An unfair advantage on the ground

Burns would be ecstatic if Khabib took him down. Guys at his level literally beg opponents to engage them on the ground. Burns was beating world class grapplers, in grappling, literally just last year. While also training MMA.

Khabib never fought a high level grappler in MMA, or in submission grappling either.

women are incapable of developing fast twitch muscle

based Aussie webm bro

This bitch just got wobbled by Esparza, top kekkle.

Wouldn't a shirtlet be someone who lacks a shirt? Serious question

For sure, my man, the guy who was taken down 5 times by Michael Prazers is going to stuff Khabib, one hunnit percent.

Also, he already lost and was taken down by another Dagestani, lmao.

I want to rinse my face in her boob sweat FUG

>that claudia hivemind

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>FastestOverhandRightInTheUFC.Webm
All the fast fighters are pregnant.

10-9 to Marty Feldman

>gassed already

Burns has never fought a high level grappler in MMA either. While no one can dismiss his submission grappling credentials, MMA is not submission grappling. Anyway, this would be a good fight and I would bet on Khabib.

Where’s the scat guy

Cookie Monster running a clinic

Post your reaction when you realise that by the time Woodley moves up Romero will have retired and you will never see them fight

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How the fuck was Dern even in this division..
She would have destroyed both of these goblinas

fuck off

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wew, embarrassing

>cant open jars
>does something where strength is necessary
what a mistake

No that would be a shirtcel

esparaza has secretly developed power (for a woman and dwarf). see her fight with calvillo.

Underrated post

Carla Esparza seems like the type of girl who you'd want to hang around with and not just for the opportunity to play with her nipples

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I'm more bummed that they didn't make Romero vs Bisping.

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Who won the first round

Was it the Brazillian chick she had some control against the fence
i wasn't really paying attention

I could unironically heem the yellow girl and I've never been in a fight or trained ever. Why is >wmma allowed to exist again?

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This BR is pretty cute, but she is triggering my dyke detector

>watching mma and grubby stream at the same time with chinese food my friend's dad who is a chinese chef gave me

Mackenzie dern is the female Anderson Silva

GSP IN THE GREY SHIRT

Ronaldo Souza
Dmitrii Smoliakov
Alex Oliveira
Ion Cutelaba
Cory Sandhagen
Thomas Gifford

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battlerite is a great game and not a lesbian

> this bitch is 17-0

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE YOUR TOPS OFF ALREADY

>being friends with insects

SHE'S TAPPING, NOT PUNCHING

That’s not true bro, your posts have made me laugh

>back mount

>get bumped off it in three seconds

Women. Zero awareness

ni hao, you are chinese colony.

She's white though.

Mackenzie was at my gym I think a year ago for a photo shoot. She was absolutely thicc. Absolute fatty.

lmao and you think Prazers wouldn't embarrass Khabib? A guy who lost to Tibau

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I think we should stop using the toxic term WMMA. It is degrading to those athletes, I mean they are mma fighters just like men. We don't say MMMA.

Girl in yellow has some surprisingly nice milkers. Anyone else enjoying the cleavage?

Make moreeee

can anyone tell me why they aren't showing prelims on espn+?

Was this КИHO round from wmma, huh, heem?

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is anybody else here like, kinda dumb? Not really retarded just not too bright? Tough life man

Esparza is proof of how OP wrestling is

>thumbs upping the camera

I guess they can write that on my tombstone
>Once made user laugh

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...is that Chris Chan?

I'm also enjoying her bunda and hammies.

Also pixie cuts are C U T E

>A guy who lost to Tibau
Fer sure, my man, he lost to Tibau by winning all three rounds.

>"man this is a great fight"
???

>this is a great fight
fire that man

What are you watching?

Based, now I’ll be immortalized on your tombstone

Ah, a fellow patrician I see. Bless ye lad.

russian pancakes

fucking based

Also, the hilarious thing about Prazeres and Burns is that bost lost to some Dagestani cans.

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Me in the white shirt

yell heem as loud as you can

Been water fasting since monday my nigga hows it going for you?
later half of work shift I was really wanting to break it and eat, dunno why, maybe lack of water drinking and all the foods smells around me

Sure, he was protected, just like how they're protecting him from any bad matchups like Burns or Ferguson

I'm logged on to espn+ and when I try to watch the fights it just says the main event hasn't started yet.

Streak through the octagon

I want this feel?

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what an absolute shitshow

Kazakh, from Almaty, actually

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Smoliakov
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Gifford

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We are on espn until the maincard holmboi

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>b-but he got robbed in 2015!
Also funny thing is what Naurdiev did to Prazeres is exactly what Burns would do to Khabib

What do you think Dana honestly feels about WMMA now after Rousey? Does he regret it?

>implying i will actually spend money on a tombstone
That shit is expensive.

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Why do retards waterfast?
youtu.be/zx6OtE0ePFc

>competitive fight
>goes the distance
>wmma
End my life.

>Ivan'd

wtf? what's with the bait and switch? They said espn+ cards would be shown in their entirety on plus

throw a turd in the ring
you'll be famous

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i hate wmma. women suck.

Based An Cap here, but there should be laws against women getting tattoos or cornrows punishable by spanking.

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She's got another one that looks like a fucking Peanuts landscape

>he was protected
Lmao, he was a nobody back then, nobody was there to protect him. He won, because MMA scoring works that way. If you disagree, then you're a retard who knows nothing about MMA scoring criteria, the fight wasn't even close:
youtube.com/watch?v=R4Qj6LP3w-A

Hes gotten a lot of blowjobs from them women, how do you think Jessica Eye is fighting for s tittle

I thought kazakhs were hairy

Time filler. Dana's way of filling time. Fucking hate it.

Her man’s son
Smoliakov
Hueboy
Teixera
Lineker
Roberts

can’t post a picture right now sorry

Is this true?

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The Cornrows aren't really by choice, it's either cornrows or look like a 12 year old by like Rose.

this. if it wasnt for pussy theyd be completely useless

Kebob got outstruck and outwrestled every round retard

It's tough
cyborg pulls around 300k ppv buy
we don't know about nunes cause they always put her on already stacked card
rose joanna and valentina do normal ppv too

Aussie-webm-bro, can you cut some sweeps, grappling and moments from second round, please?

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If you're britfeel fellas im the nigga that pushed the water fasting meme

I want Carla to ride my cock

Dude, you're delusional. Wake me up when Burns stops losing to random Dagestani cans.

Time for Arlovski

that's a carranca

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This was originally an espn card but they switched it to espn+ when Romero pulled out so everything is a mess

based dustin you just know

JOANA WEBM NOW

Huh, guess just me and the other 90% scored if for Tibau. Including every single non-Muslim fighter

Anybody know why are they still doing "Fight Nights"? So are these events going to be a combination of espn and espn+?

I thought we were done with those.

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Hot take: JJ looks better than ever.

>people unironically think Poirer isn't gonna get wrestlefucked into mince meat by Khabob

Used to train with Rose, I can assure you she looked like a 12 year old boy with any haircut she had.

Shh, can you hear that? It's the sound of your worthless dogshit opinion being irrelevant.

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Did you guys think the lawler askren fight was an early stoppage ?

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JJ is the biggest slut in the UFC (next to Felice and right before Holm).

stream it you fucking dweeb

Joanna Champion
Joanna Challenger
Joanna Gatekeeper
Joanna Side Piece

Watch the Herb Dean interview on JRE Belcuck

We talmbout roberties? Fuck Andrei

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It's all good b

No one can post jj being a slut.

>he says as he posts the opinion of 3 retards who's dogshit opinions cost people money.

I used to think Arlovski was worth a squirt of piss.

>h-he got robbed in 2015!
Wake me up when Khabib stops losing to Brazilian journeymen

based pitbull will come through with a good fight for us

Joanna Titty Enhancement

I'm Steve Austin. Let the heem times roll.

Well-traveled is a nice way of putting it

Is she doing the belt sign? Or put a baby in me?

joanna pretty as fuck lately, what gives?

Everyone tweet uncle fester is a fat cuck to dana

>enlist in the navy
>just in time for that Iran invasion

I want to like Dustin but I get mad when I see good looking people

lmfao, that was a tummy rub, not a belt check!

Those are opinions of people who actually know how MMA scoring works. Protip: you and the inbred mongoloids who think Khabib """lost""" don't.

The only place where Khabib loses to hue steroid cans is the looney tunes land in your head.

Absolute Brazil logic. Holy fuck.

>sassy nigger can talk fast

the latter fershure, my guy

JJ a cute

>Uncle Fester helped lynch a man

Navy are POGs

>The only place where Khabib loses
easy, if khabeb stops being a little cutbabby and goes to WW where he belongs

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Same but with an exception for handsome Andrade.

So when they score the fight for Ferguson what will you say?

Transitioning from World class Athlete to public figure role. Looks are now more important than performance

Thug rose bae

>Dana reeeeees about Chuck's fight
>still wheels out the corpses of Arlovski and BJ Penn at least twice a year

Imagine being a professional athlete and still being fat.

Absolutely embarrassing

the louisiana diamond gave joanna a bit of the cajun craw daddy

13 year age differents

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>fat as shit not in shape
>"has to cut down to make 265"

jesus christ I bet this can could make LHW with a proper diety

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ANDREI

This fight is 3 rounds in the has-been weight division.

cringe, go jerk off to mens bodies with joe rogan

Exactly. Peahead was more like able with a shaved head. Now he looks like a chad and can Heem everyone.

>Those are opinions of people who actually know how MMA scoring works

Lel, they barely know how to score boxing and receive fuck and all training on judge MMA, AC are jokes when it comes to judges.

Hey, you all better be careful. Watch your step, or you'll be stepped on.

Get a hair cut and get in shape

>ducks Tony
>ducks Benson Henderson
>gets outwrestled by Nate Diaz in a fucking casino

Honestly I would be surprised if Khabib could beat Neil Magny

>eating healthy
>not cutting weight
>getting some sun (d vitamin)
>swallowing large quantities of highly nutrient cum
She looks healthier.

Yoanna Yugs

Navy motto: If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't, paint it!
hehe

If Askren stops being fat he can fight Khabib at 155, but he won't because calling Khabib out for a fight in nonexistent divisions is much safer, lmao.

Ferguson needs to actually show up to the fight for the said fight to be scored in his favor, lmao. Last two times Dana tried to organize Khabib-Ferguson fight for the undisputed belt, Ferguson ducked Khabib both times, lmao.

they must fuck

DAD BOD ARLOVSKI

What's this talk about joanna, what did she do

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>>still wheels out the corpses of Arlovski and BJ Penn at least twice a year
Old jew Arlovsky loves dem moneys. Dana's being super generous with him.

Wrong. Sakai’s a never-was.

>that anthony pettis tier gold chain
barf

I'm in great shape to compensate for my ugliness, I have a 6head, horrible hairline, horrible eyebrows no chin or jawline.

Based Iran & Co will sink the US navy in the straight of Hormuz.

This isn't LHW.

Arlovski finna derail another meme

is heem sleepy tonight ?

Arlovski strikes slow as fuck

>Jumping knee doesn't leave the ground

You’re not ugly, m8. You’re just British.

Rules are different for humans and subhumans

I knew the t*rk khabib shitll would show up

Huh that's weird I remember Khabib panicking and gorging himself on cake before the fight, while Tony weighed in and then had to fight a better version of Khabib for the belt. He also tapped out the guy Khabib lost to.

>that arlovski episode on bully beatdown

I agree, Oscar was based letting subhuman Cuck Liddel fight again against his rival.

>I have a 6head, horrbile hairline, horrible eyebrows
www.lids.com
>no chin or jawline
artofmanliness.com/articles/growing-a-manly-beard/

can we get actual broadcasters who know the difference between weary and wary instead of this stumbling manlet imbecile

Arlovski's opponent is the epitome of a plodder

>Ten years ago...
so sick of this fucking commercial

>Arlovski
>speed advantage
Holy fuck what a wast of time.

Sounds a bit racist desu

Legit dont unerstand how cruz has so much juice with espn and the ufc. It's not like he was some super active company man like cerrone or jim miller.

She makes Dustin diamonds

plodd & klodd

Rose is still the hottest wmma girl in existence

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Really good corner work there for Sakai

Did Ortega really grow up as a hobo in LA?

reckless abandonment lmao

>Masvidal in the crowd in a sailor hat

TREVOR WITTMAN OUT PLEASE
DOES ANYONE ENJOY THIS

she's incredible math

Ferguson ducked Khabib at UFC 223, then he ducked Khabib by refusing the Max fight and thus giving away his number one contender status to the winner of Max-Dustin fight. It's funny watching inbred Cringeyson fans accuse Kahbib of ducking when Cringeyson himself is ten times the duck, lmao.

Arlovski vs Hardy is the fight to make and I’m pretty sure we will see it soon

In LA you're either loaded or a hobo so yeah, pretty much

better to filter the german flag in heem

Webm of Arlovski sperging at Tan Dan pls

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I fucking forgot there was a card on.

arlovski is a walking heem

I enjoy it.

the heemer or the heemed?

he grew up in a housing project in a working class neighborhood

So Tony didn't want to get straight back in there with Khabib after tearing his ACL off the bone while Khabib had Ali beg Tony to fight, Pettis, Gaethje and then Max. Three guys he knew would beat Khabib?

DOES ANYONE EXCEPT TREVOR WITTMAN ENJOY IT

both

The HW decisionator

His autistic over explaining of everything probably goes over well at ESPN as I imagine they don't really understand what is going on

t. Too young to know who Gina Carano is.

Y Nuevo New

I guess use this one

i had sex with pvz

the thing is he doesn't even [over]explain things accurately. half the time you can tell he already has like a mini narrative about the "technical story of the fight" and he just distorts what's happening to make it fit.

which one heem?

>as I imagine they don't really understand what is going on
You are a retard. ESPN knows what good commentary sounds like and theyre smart enough to know no one wants to hear a nasally dork.

>Gina Carano
Nah not even top 100

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Then please explain as to why they are lining the pockets of a 'nasally dork' and broadcasting his voice through their audio feed?

How did sakai win?

He suck all the diks before the fight

Prazeres beat Taisumov what are you talking about

Mike Perry is the spiritual embodiment of the state of Florida.

t. lifelong Floridian