/hoc/

100 procent chance I’m going to have a fap after dinner

If they're so good why did they lose?

Whoever wins this cup is the best team because clearly they rose to the occasion when it mattered the most. Lmao @ tampon gay

Only good team left is Buston. Imagine if all Boston teams win the championship within a year

Yes

wtf how can a team kill 5 penalties? must be rigged

We all know about it, and we all see it. It's obvious. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but it's there.

People on this general hate Sidney Crosby. The first question to ask: why? Why do you all hate him? The obvious answer: you didn't watch him in his prime.

Likely explanation: I know that most of you are around 14 or 15 years old. That means you only got into hockey in the last couple years. So you never watched Crosby in his prime.

And because you didn't watch him in his prime, you try to compensate for that by diving into stat sheets and analyzing box scores. But here's the thing: hockey isn't played on Excel spreadsheets. The moment somebody brings up "true shooting percentage" or "win shares" I know they know nothing about hockey. Crosby's game cannot be encapsulated by one stat. He's the second greatest center ever, and one of the 5 best players to ever play the game.

So when I hear somebody say that Ovechkin is better than Crosby, I laugh, because I know that anybody who watched Crosby in his prime wouldn't think that. Unlike you guys, I have watched hockey for a significant amount of time, so I know that Crosby is better.

You might be jealous of Crosby's new contract, or jealous of his status as the greatest scorer in NHL history, or whatever. Unless you're a Oilers fan who watched hockey in the 80s, or a Hawks fan who watched hockey in the 2010s, you don't know what real, cold-blooded, killer instinct, will-to-win hockey looks like. And there's nothing wrong with that. This general would make you think that Crosby isn't even a top 100 player ever.

So don't go spouting bullshit about players you didn't watch. Talk about your "greats" like Ovechkin, The Best Player in the World™, but leave the Crosby talk to the adults. Fair?

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Where'd you get this from I want to read it

Missouri seceded from the Union and is therefore NOT a hockey market

which team *deserves* the stan lee this year?

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Sharks because of old man Thornton

Vinnibeg

Tampa

Is he right?

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shitney crotchby is a big gay faggot lol

nobody ever saw crosby in his prime. his brain was turned to mush before he reached his peak.

Gary demands the jackets win game two

Of course

D O N G

Its rigged

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Dallas is going all the way

No, it's not.

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For me, it’s pulp

*blocks your path*

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Sure it is

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You have to beat us first.

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Enough is enough.

Time and time again have us proud hockey fans been told the game needs to be expanded to the American South and Southwest. However, time and time again we witness these franchises struggle. With all the talk about moving a team to Las Vegas, I think it's time for us noble fans to stand up and tell Bettman we want teams in places where they will succeed and not be a drain on the league.

There are plenty of places in Canada that could easily support NHL teams. Hamilton and Quebec City are the two obvious ones. But Kitchener, Burnaby, Wood Buffalo, and Thunderbay are all huge markets waiting for the NHL to pounce on.

I'm sure if you've read this far you understand that I make a lot of good points, but it would never happen because Bettman, known anti-Canadian, would never let Canada get another team. Well let's just say me and buds have got a way around the big man: A social media revolution. Me and my friends have been ending all our tweets with #FireBettman. We believe if we could get more people on board we could truly make a difference. And that's where you come in /hoc/. If you want the good people of Thunderbay and Burnaby to get NHL teams you have to end all tweets with #FireBettman

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May the best zoomers win.

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nice reddit copypasta you fucking mongrel

Carolina gets knocked out by bastin broons in ecf

based detective user

your front tire is torn

hahaha fuck the craps hahahahahaha fuck ovis bitch ass losing to a wildcard lmfao

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Fucking sunbelt supporter

Bring back the whalers & quebec desu. Thinking a second team in Toronto would be a good idea too.

Gay niggers holding hands

Stop it, lad. Don't bully them. >We're better than this.

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we all know its a pens queer false flagging m8

Nigga posin' next to a clown car and is that nigga wearin' capris? lmao

>he doesnt ride rims

smdh bruh deadass

>Kitchener, Burnaby, Wood Buffalo, and Thunderbay are all huge markets
ha ha what the fuck

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SEETHING pens fan

>losing 6 out of 9 cups

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But I like Gary

Only gays, minorities, and sunbelters like Bettman.

Gary likes you too

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I say
Yea buddy!
Rollin' like a big shot
Chevy tuned up like a NASCAR pit stop
Fresh paint job (check)
Fresh inside (check)
Is the outside frame in the trunk wide? (Yes)
Are the rims big? (What)
Do it ride good? (Good)
Lean back right hand on the pinewood
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Ice, ice cream, ice cream paint job
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Cream on the inside
Clean on the outside
Ice, ice cream, ice cream paint job

He forgot to mention that the >laffs haven't won a playoff series against the bruins in 60 years

Do you even know what those words mean?

youtube.com/watch?v=qiHecVe_fU4

VEEP is pretty hilarious

for me, It would be Throw Some D's
youtube.com/watch?v=7UgCvQTrAho

>67
ayyyyy lmao

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friendly reminder to laffs fans that even the lowly >snes handily beat that bruins team in 6

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youtube.com/watch?v=uijHb5U1pD8

The leafs are still the biggest laughing stock in all of Ontario.

my driving jam
youtube.com/watch?v=wOU0yV2dj8U

Need NHL teams in Hartford, Quebec City, Hamilton, and Halifax.

Absolutely do not need them in any state that borders Mexico or fucking Nevada (wtf?)

another bawston game, another day of no autistic paki leaf. RIP sean

very nice choice finland.

youtube.com/watch?v=qHN8IGvJYnU

Can Saskatoon support nhl franchise?

gary bettman is a greedy heeb obsessed with "growing the game" in areas that couldn't possibly give less of a shit.

shoo
shoo
not for you

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Ded thread

can't wait for the off-season to begin lads

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Is he /our guy/?

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Less than Riga can

this faggot is reddit incarnate

first of all carolina does not border mexico so you're a big dumb faggot

second, carolina should absolutely not have a hockey team either

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He’s about as much of /ourguy/ as with anaheim being white: nonexistent

that doesn't even make sense

So Saskatoon Saskatchewans will never happen

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>women in charge of telling jokes

SHOO
SHOO
NOT FOR YOU

>women in charge of making sense

>we're just gonna go back to being a lottery team again

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That's correct, Liz. Pierre?

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AJ's a big girl

Selected 18th overall in the 2011 CWHL Draft she was a member of the Canadian national women's ice hockey team that captured the gold medal at the 2011 Winter Universiade.

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yes, most based post on hfboards

Hmmm did someone mention expansion and Saskatoon?

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That’s a fucking man

"Sounds awesome Pierre.... I never got to do that"

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>wheats

AJ has a cock. I saw it

If womens hockey wants to be taken seriously, they need to earn their respect like the NHL has

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it will never be taken seriously as long as they don't allow any body checking.

How do I get this /fa/

the saskatoon rapeseeds or rapers for short

How big

Heh

bump my gamethread please :(

Blacks don't.

Hockey needs pro/rel and to eliminate the salary cap

not sure but the one strand of hair dangling down looks very sinister

8x6

bitch looks like bruce jenner

is hockey the white man's sport?

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yeah why not? they've pretty much already ruined the sport catering to eurofags, might as well go all in.

Jesus, no, that thing looks horrible.

THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK BOARD MY GOOD SIR

hey its caitlyn

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how do you know it wasn't a mirage if you didn't feel it and taste it?

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how do you get rid of a hemi?
asking for a friend

Vergil?

>women

Go bruins!

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Based!

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@92367306
bunch of other semen slurp threads up bud why don't you post there

Great. Now we can get rid of embarrassments like Florida and Edmonton. Hockey would be better off it was up to the clubs to develop their own talent.

Take it to a scrapyard durr

>[Speaks with Swedish Accents in monotone]
>"Thank you for Calder Trophy. I like to thanks Canucks, fans, and Capilano Audi."

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Landeskog doesn't sound Swedish at all...is he a Swedish spy plant?

you're such a retard lol

HD Stream?

What do you mean he doesn't sound swedish?

his real name is landesbög

He speaks English with no accent at all.

t. retard

is mackinnon retarded?

I saw Marner at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

Tuukka is the same way

lets go

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Just autistic I think

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Good pupper

Still holding out hope for mommy feet

Young Swedes speak english fairly well because of movies and media and whatever, especially those who lives abroad. It is kind of weird to hear Elias Petterson speak that badly as he does.

i jerked off twice today

the funniest is the all the fins who speak like canadians, tuuka rask interviews are hilarious

mitch needs to deliver

Too depressed to even enjoy that anymore desu

the minnesota (fargo) accent is derived from scandavian accented english, due to all the swedes and norwegians who settled the area long ago
so people like tuukka who are fluent in english end up sounding pretty close to it

why are you sad

Boston

>makes a gamethread
>doesn't link it in /hoc/
why are you people like this

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well i didnt fap since last weekend. so it was delicious and spicy

drafts over so i'm gonna sneak in here

He's fat, has no friends, never hugged a woman that wasn't his mother and his only sort of human contact is in the form of (You)'s

they may speak well but they all speak with a strong swedish accent. only those who came here at a young age speak with little or no accent, swedes or not. even some russians speak fairly good english .yakupov for example.

>what is the ECHL/AHL
I know you're just memeing though and I actually think this would be an interesting change.

hes probably over fapping

>tfw not that user but this post describes me perfectly

Fuck off CTEball lover

I'm like 86% serious. I don't think bad franchises should be rewarded. Hartford, Hamilton, or QC should be able to come up

Replace fat with ugly but I did have a few pity fucks when I was younger

I hope things get better for you, user

>Chad Kek vs Virgin Steve Y
Who's gonna be the first to win the Stan Lee trophy?

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>pity fucks

?

Lidstrom was the same way. Some people just learn to speak other languages flawlessly

lol @ the announcer saying the teds didn't get the two points thursday

prostitutes

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Yikes who’s this pig singing?

ya

>When Boston are the bad guys but they are basically going to win the Cup because all these meme wildcard teams are just simple speed bumps to another Bostonian Championship

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>poolumbus

Enjoy your refpucked win Bombston. ffs Gary just let a non-original 6 team have a fucking chance

there isn't a single other sports general on this board as obsessed with reddit as you furpuck queers are

Every time finland isn’t in the thread everyone should ask >where’s finland?

oink oink ha ha hockey

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you sound pretty obsessed about us

you're the first one to say that word in over 2 hours

twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/1122292789386125313?s=19

cute piggo desu please keep it safe from any wigger trash bombstonian hooligans, who WILL try to harm piggo

didn't ask

hello, my niggers.

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square up nigga

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tee hee

Will do.

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we don't have to be enemies.

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BEARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

oh sory fren

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And the 2019 award for best intangibles goes to...

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/nfl/

>Don thinks the 5 minute major was right due to the situation
Vegas BTFO

GRAPES HAS SPOKEN

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Who you guys rooting for in Blue Jackets versus Bruins?

ted's dead baby

Of course. Imagine rooting for the bad guys.

will the shanty town of columbus turn on the team after they get bounced in 4 this round?

If you have nothing else to put hope in, you will follow even a legion of refugees into battle.

>either carolina or new york can save us from the boston menace

we're fucked

>implying either of those two can stop Boston
Might just turn off hockey for the rest of the summer desu.

>yfw they wear the Whalers jerseys during the ECF
>boomer Hartford fans finally get to see the Whalers beat the Bruins in a playoff round after all these years

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can i get a grapes rundown leafbros

...

I believe in either team being able to stop the big bad bruins

thanks

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that uniform is fucking timeless.

>quick sharks post before bed

Stay hydrated and rested

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how is that cart able to hold all those cute sharks

I'm fucked up lads, and I know they aren't even ploff-worthy, but go Wongs

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will there ever be a final like this again

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probably not considering the diversity of the NHL nowadays

>babu islanders lost the series in OT

;_;7
At least aho could be coming up in this series

youtube seems to think i suddenly entered the 00's

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>At least aho could be coming up in this series
You mean we'll finally get our Ahobowl?

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For me, it's watching the Flames, Golden Knights, Predators, Jets, Lightning, Leafs, Penguins, and Capitals all lose in the 1st round of the playoffs.

I swipe left on black people always

good evening knights nation

I just swipe right on everyone then ignore the ones I dont want

Same but with non-Asians

We might as well have that possibility. Also helps us since we can have ho-sang, dal colle, and even wahlstrom available, should the worst happen

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based

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>ho-sang
I thought >your front office said that he was uncoachable.

He’s played a few games this year, and even scored, but his days might be done. I ultimately expect him shipped at the end of this year to somewhere like vancouver or anaheim. Dudes got talent, he’s just a mess in this organization somehow.

BASED and wildcardpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=V1FRcWUNJZo

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

i eat ass

this would be a good webm actuallyt

mia's ass?

oui

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>still fucking miaposting
That's banned until September.

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BASED swede-on-swede crime that's actually white and not brown people

Who is the Ducks gonna sign as their new HC?

me

eakins

this webm demonstrates the key difference between Finns and Swedes; Finn will stab you in the front, Swede will stab you in the back

kek

if eakins actually gets a job anywhere in the nhl i will laugh my fucking ass off

Imagine

woah

Gonna join a street hockey league with the ultimate goal of winning the Stanley Cup and reproducing with Ai Shinozaki

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exhaling through the nose is alpha

je pense, donc je suis......

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a world with no religion

do bruins always play the triple h theme?

Dragons

This comfy series

CIJACWFBTBH

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

seems like it, i've also heard becky lynch and seth rollin's music quite often

Shut the fuck up

every day until you learn

So.... Is Boston now a "dark" team? What is all this music

kinda based desu

>duchene on the ice
goal incoming one way or another

eternal anglo

Jesus bob

Every team plays this shit now.

So is Binnington or PetterGOD getting the Calder?

>playoffs
>5 hour thread
/hoc/ really is ded

Is Marchand Jewish?

we're on the 3rd game thread though

How are the Blue Jackets holding on?

ayy this bob guy is pretty good lads

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this offseason is gonna suck

Imagine living in a place where it fucking snows lmao.
Bro canada is so fucking gay, like how hard is your sport fucking Texas makes it into the playoffs? Get cucked at your shit game

>that goalie

Hello guys I am looking for a hockey team that has never won any championships or had any success ever and only loses and is also overshadowed by a much more popular soccer that plays in the same city. Please help.

when did you move fernando?

it fucking snowed here yesterday

Columbus is playing right now

REPORT IN LADS

TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS

tick tock

ONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONO

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WE DID IT TEDS

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...

that's a sad looking mick

>Columbus play like shit all game
>hand them passes on a fucking silver platter
>take no fucking shots and put no pressure on them offensively
>gift them obvious terrible fucking penalties for no reason

God damn i am fucking SEETHING
what a trash loss for the bruins
not surprising at all though, just fucking horrible passing play

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK
YOU
BRUINS

GO THE FUCK HOME, MAYBE YOU CAN LEARN TO PLAY HOCKEY AGAIN ON TUESDAY
MOTHERFUCKERS

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teds will sweep in 5

what bill burrs kid would look like if he didn't marry that nog

BASED PSYCHIC

Boston isn’t getting that quadfecta

Mad at Columbus?

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what does burgerwon say to the boys back in the dressing room now? >sorry i costed us game 2..

>u will be

>this picture was taken less than 60 seconds after Columbus scored the OT winner
>unless you're going to argue that everybody immediately picked up all of their shit and sprinted up the stairs in single file, this is pretty much how many people stuck around to watch double overtime
>tomorrow's not even a fucking weekday that people have to get up for or something
Utterly fucking reprehensible.

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Panarin will look great in Ranger Blue next year.

It’s sunday for the boston Irish. They have church in the morning

>expecting people to stick around to watch bawston
Would you?

Maybe they left before the T stopped running?
Still not excusable but they may have no other way to get home

>16+ bongs until relevant hokkei

>all players are off the ice
>crew is already cleaning up
Gonna have to call bullshit on you m80.
t. Uninvolved 3rd party

*panther red. Don’t fool yourself he’s going to Florida to play with barkov and coach Q

youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg
ALL TEDS REPORT IN

One of those losses that hurts like hell because you basically beat yourself.

Another series where the Bruins are shitting themselves constantly it seems.

I am going to personally call Cassidy and tell him to bench Pastrnak. I will fucking go over to their new facility in Brighton in person and speak to him directly if that's what it takes.

He's been nothing shy of an absolute disaster.

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Wongs would bootyblast all 8 of these teams

T stops running at 2am

>cleaning crews
>no players on the bench
BS

>gift them obvious terrible fucking penalties for no reason

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If your metro shuts down at night it’s a non city

Ay m8 that's what I said

Ayyyyooo

Okay, I went back to the stream and checked again.
71 seconds. Sorry for having been so far off.

I mean that as in "the bruins commit really stupid really obvious penalties for no reason", not about the refs.

The post was ranting about how the Bruins choked shit this game.

...

teds will win games 3 and 4, lose 5, and then win 6

That's still not enough time to do 3 stars and have the clean up crew out m8

Not gonna lie, that match was a real ass clincher.

unfortunately, my post can still be applied
:(

>stream
lmao ok bud

They have church in the morning

>Self-aware /lifelong/
Nani the fuck

You’re welcome to stay if you take your trip off otherwise FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL

Go back and watch the stream again, then.
I'm sure that the cleaning crew wants to go home soon, too, so they got out there quickly.

>nuh-uh
based retard

just got back from bc after driving up to shannon's meetup lads

that game was quintessential heart-attack kino

>lie and use a delayed stream as proof
>haha idiot youre just dumb check the STREAM lol!

Lel

Are you genuinely retarded?

>both series split
Kinda hoping tomorrow goes the opposite desu

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Did he give you any numbers?

Literally just go check the video for yourself, you stupid fuck.

where are his numbers?

fucking rigged

Did you slap his wife's fat brapper?

Good night Teds don’t forget to go to church in the morning

Hope you pantsed the dork

Did you declare the numbers at the border?

>Calgary's grayed-out square for their one win is a different color from every other losing team's gray
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Pssssst.
>it means "you're a faggit"

>tfw all 8 of the actual good teams are greyed out except for bombston
this season was a mistake

TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG TED GANG

with finns you ______

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Salty blotsfag

:DDD

i can't stand most of you on a good day

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Don't watch that much hockey are Boston fans normally this angry?

If you can't stand me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

you're no peach

if the Isles win the cup, will long island riot and burn to the ground?

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Long Island would just celebrate to heck and back. And there would be much laughing at the rangers

They're spoiled and entitled

We hate you too

Hate is such a strong emotion.
I reserve it only for swedes and other soft euros.

Question, why don’t fans from playoff teams that get eliminated just stop posting?

>thanks for the dough Gary, just say what type of penultimate you want next game

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I, too, would love to see /hoc/ without Canadians.

playoff hockey is fun to watch desu

BOMBSTAIN FANS BEELLOOOOOWWWN THE FUCK OUT

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You can’t get eliminated if you don’t make the playoffs

th-th-thanks you too

You’re already eliminated before it starts

>he never tried to leave Yea Forums

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Its a softer brand of hate that actually means love. Like how you tell your buddies fuck you faggot.

based

Fell asleep when Boston was up 1-0
I bet they won big

bruins unironically play better out of Boston, so you'll need it to be

>Seth Jones isn’t pronged 2.0
>8 points
>game winning goal

My team didn't even make the playoffs. You think I'm gonna stop posting? I post to remind the Jannies of their place.

Guys.

How do we stop Bobrovsky??????????????????????????????????????????????????

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AHEM

Career ending injury

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FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

He's a cop.
Take away his badge. Then what is he? A no-good stinking nobody, that's what.

>firmly in Ted territory
Feels good man

At that point, he'll probably just take matters into his own hands.

>Cassidy: "To me, Pastrnak is too indecisive right now." Says he just needs to play through it, noted there's only so much you can do with the personnel (they moved around all three top centers tonight), but hope remains that he plays his way out of it.

YOU CAN SIT HIM.

THERE'S A GUY NAMED KUHLMAN ON YOUR ROSTER
HE'S FAST, AND PROBABLY A BETTER OFFENSIVE PIECE THAN PASTA RIGHT NOW.
PUT HIM ON THE THIRD LINE. MOVE JOHANSSON TO THE 2ND LINE IN PASTA'S PLACE.

OR JUST DON'T PLAY PASTA ON THE PP.

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cause i've started to care less about my team and more about shitposting about hockey as a whole

the teams are surprisingly spread out nicely

he's like the reverse laine

the incredibly rare occasion where there's actually parity for once

I just become a false flashing shit poster trying to make the fans of the team that won look like dumb incels but you will never guess the team I follow cause I'm always one step ahead.

>laffs
>blots

Who /won their game today/ here?

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>blots
IT WAS 3-0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEN IT WAS 4-0 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Every day is a good day to bully the blots

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>Thinks Chicago is rooting for the Blows
Nah

the best part of the Teds win was hearing the disappointment in milbury's voice.

Is he in tomorrow lads?

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Is there realistically any way the teds don’t win this series in 5 games? It just seems inevitable

In a coma desu

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I have Late night diarrhea

>rags

he dyes his hair
red hair fades real early

pavfellski's hair was dyed red too

Go Bruins!
Go Canes!
Go Blues!
Go Avs!

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>get drunk
>ringing in ear gets louder
uhhh is this normal

based and low ratings pilled

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reporting in

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it's just your cte

you have aids cancer of the dick and mouth. I'm sorry user.

Sounds like tinnitus m9.

Don't listen to headphones so loud you stupid fucking faggot.

Holy fuck that skyline looks like shit

yeah but ONLY when drunk

going to bed early lads, night

WHICH PART OF TED ARE YOU FROM?

Bruins will sweep in 5

akron

Not an expert, but I'd take advantage of your socialized medicine and see an ear and nose doctor and tell them your symptoms. Never heard of ringing ears being caused by booze.

pickerington

Fuck Sweden

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I've experienced it myself after drinking two days in a row. It usually happens when someone's talking to me

My morning Sweden made the whole house stink

Nasty

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but the islands look obviously closer to dallas/colorado than sharks?

whoa

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I'm in Calgary and its been snowing all day.

your mum looks like shit m8

reporting in from downtown columbus
ITS TIME
#CBJ

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damn phone...

Yeah

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Absolute unit. In awe, etc. etc.

2018
>Eller
2019
>Bjorkstrand
Can you even remotely dream about a stanley cup without a Danish player?

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*awakens in Bakersfield*

teds, assemble!

...

based hebrew friend

...

the teds are absolutely based and will win the cup

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Based

The Teds will NOT go quietly into the night

>Heiskanen on not being on the Calder Finalist list: "I don't care. They are good players also. So I'm having fun here in playoffs."

based

Yeah they'll go kicking and screaming about refpuck most likely

Chicago is Ted country. Fuck the blues

The bad guys won today. Kind of mad about that sweater vest Tortorella wears it bothers me.

...

this 2bh torts is kinda the villain here and likes jpop, cassidy is cooler and likes pearl jam
t. completely unbiased bruins fan

You just notice it more because your drunk you retard. Alcohol does not affect your ears you dumb shit it's just in your head.

Real Pacific Hours

RPH

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rph

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based

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What the hell is LA supposed to be? ET?

Demogorgon from Stranger Things.

>pacific bros
>5/8 fanbases in the pacific are insufferable
I never understood this meme

imagine unironically watching the NHL and believing it isn't rigged

it's faker than WWE and anybody who denies this is a fucking brainlet

imagine being this mad about >your team losing

you have to go back

hockey sucks. ever since a jew was appointed to become the commissioner in 1993 the entire sport has become shit. anybody who supports this league also probably unironically watches marvel movies and plays super smash brothers with buttplugs in. It's not even a sport, it's just a spectacle.

>All classic horror movies
>Then zoomer shit
Fits LA to a T now that I think about it

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

"R-I-G-G-E-D"

post feet

>kangz fans and rusty peons are all my bros
>because we live in the same time zone
>anyone who disagrees is reddit
wew

go knights
go sharks
go kings
go ducks
go oilers
go canucks
go coyotes
go flames

ok hockey isnt rigged im just drunk and sad so I came to /hoc/ to discredit a sport I love because Im sad my team isnt good and its saturday night Im going back into hiding see you in october have a nice summer you fucking losers peace out

p.s. you aren't losers im just having a laugh

why so you can rip my exif data and sell it to some chinese company for a few cents?

*cry

2bh i actually think that hockey is pretty on the level when it comes to scripting/crooked refs stuff, at least comparatively with the other major sports, and I rarely feel like NHL games are as heavily decided by shitty reffing as other sports are, which is why things like the vegas controversy are so polarizing, because they're relatively rare by comparison

refball is a pretty big thing in football

probably not baseball tho

soccer maybe? idk that semen slurping sport isn't for me

the only thing that really kills me is how the refs seem to lose their whistles up their assholes during the yoffs and the game turns into jungle rules free-for-all with tons of questionable hitting and nothing gets called. It makes me not even want to watch the regular season because it is completely irrelevant come round 1. A team that's great in the reg season has no guarantees of their success carrying over into the post season. Why even pay attention until the spring ya know?

I think Boston sucks!

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c ya going back into post season shameful hiding. Canadas sport hah yeah right we suck

I think Boston wins

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t. Laffer

Fuck Boston lmao. Muh Marchand muh Tukka. I'm glad Panarin is dabbing all over these fags.

Based

I think it's time for bed

based pierre escargot

wow wtf this was really rude

did anybody else see this?
really uncalled for...

>Marchand on a breakaway
>Panarin slides into him on purpose and breaks his neck, ending his career and permanently paralyzing him

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car parts desu

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>all these years later and /hoc/ still hates /ourguy/ solely because he plays for the bruins

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larmi sulaa car parts win

>Bergeron loses his footing, crashes into the boards and breaks his leg in half

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>mfw liiga keeps declining in popularity as streaming services improve in far better leagues and all our players go play in them rather

liiga and shl will soon have to merge if they want to remain popular and competitive with other leagues LMAO

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>Bergeron scores the game 7 winning goal but then goes over to Panarin and tells him how much he respects him and congratulates the teds for playing so well and that brightens all of their day

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>puck on my stick
>pass it to Marchand
>he scores
>"hey nice pass little daddy"
>I blush
>"hey you're my favorite teammate"
>"your my big guy"
>haha f-for you brad

really makes you think how hard can it be to deliver a decent quality streaming service, telia is the worst shit i've ever had the displeasure of using

YOUR Stanley Cup Champions!

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>Pastrnak gets checked into Rask, falling down and catching Rask's skate on his throat, slicing his artery and bleeding to death on the ice

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>Bruins' team bus crashes into an 18 wheeler on the way to Columbus and the entire team dies or lives with debilitating injuries

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>ted's lose to ruins

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Lads i have a fever
Any tips?

decrease your body temperature until it is at normal levels

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For me it's meditating and trying to be the best I can in the given moment, with water and rest alongside gentle scalp massaging

Thanks for the tips

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chicken soup a la master

sauna so you can be hot on your own terms

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hate the bruins
love marchy
simple as

Not bad advice also wrapping up in a blanket and sweating it out is sometimes very helpful

going to sauna with a fever feels weird as hell

Whenever I feel ill I take medicine which makes me projectile vomit it out and then I feel better in an hour

my dad died like this

sounds like witchcraft, shall be burned

En hel flaska champagne
youtu.be/iMd2HbavHks?t=108

It's called Advil in the states it might be made by witches idk

One time I had a fever of 104+ for over a week. I felt completely fine but my mom was very worried

wow thats pretty awful man, glad you feel better
i broke my hand once, wasnt very fun

One time I broke both my hands my mom didn't mind but it hurt very much

One time I broke my mom, my hands didn't mind but it hurt very much

One mom broke time, my mind hurt

one

is the loneliest number

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someone make a new thread!!!!!!!1111

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HERE