This is Nkuku

the guy you sub in to take the final penalty against Rennes

say something nice about him

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>"There are 2 minutes left"
>That's a 3, one fewer finger
>"There are 3 minutes left?"

Fuck you

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where did they find these guys this one cant even count to three ...

what kind of dead animal is that on top of his head?

>subbing in a player basically just as a penalty taker
Does that ever work?

>arsenal want to buy this guy

Seriously, what's Tuchel saying? That dude looks really retarded

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Lmao what is he explaining to him?

Honestly, what was Tuchel thinking. Let me sub in a youngster at the last minute who will get maybe one touch on the ball before the whistle, then have him take the deciding penalty in an extremely tense game. This is on Mbongo and Tuchel not Nkunku

>having to teach a nigger how to count
Is very embarrassing if he was created in France

he isn't pulling up trees in scotland you know

he subbed him in for another meme youngster tho

trying to teach a nigga count to 5

The other player was also a youth player

Nkuku is the best Yea Forums meme eveer

mostly because it's 100% true

Not his fault tbhonest, the new caretaker manager after Brenny left for Lestah stopped playing him for some reason. Also, he came in mid-season and didn't have time to gel with his teammates.

Holy fuck...

Why did you do it, Ngubu?

We bought Dier on vs Colombia in the World Cup just to take a penalty and it worked
>In b4 inevitable comment from some Scott or a foreigner about us getting BTFO by Croatia
That wasn’t the question fuck off

bix nood muhugga

more like ngubu amirite

Bro...

maybe the 3 fingers are supposed to symbolize 3 players and he is supposed to be one of them

Missing a penalty can happen, I wouldn't blame Tuchel for subbing in Ngubu, I blame him for letting it go to extra time in the first place.

Ngubu.. i....

>blackscientist.webm

you didn't get BTFO by croatia, it was a pretty tight game
you did try to score a goal when they were off the field celebrating the winner though, lmao

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>tfw there's an advert here about comedy happening nearby, with comedians each standing behind a letter that spells out funny
>one of the Ns is the Impractical Jokers world tour
>have to chuckle every time because of the threads on here

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Zaza

Not a penalty taker, but during the 2014 WC, Krul was subbed in for the Netherlands... An it worked. He caught 2.

is he really called Nkuku or are you guys just being racist again?

nkunku

N’Cucku

N'Cumcu

Christopher Nkunku

Ngbuku

Nigger

>or are you guys just being racist again?
how dare you

Teehee I'm gonna say it

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Christopher Alan Nkunku, Ngubu for friends

*aheem* FUCK NIGGERS

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Yes she does

ba-

Kino tourney moments.
>It's coming home

>t.reddit

Have sex

Nigger, one is literally his name

I've always thought without seeing him play, for no reason, that he's left footed.

the guy you sub in to take the final penalty against Germany

say something nice about him

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Weak mind.

Weah is at Rangers mate. Brenny was at Celtic la.

>Weah is at Rangers mate
Retard alert

Cope

N'cucks'u