/seriea/ - COCOMEMAI re-edition

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>Saturday 27th of April
Bologna 3 - 1 Empoli (17' Pajac; 51' Soriano; 82' Orsolini; 90+5' Sansone)
Roma 3 - 0 Cagliari (5' Fazio; 8' Pastore; 86' Kolarov)
Inter 1 - 1 Juventus (7' Nainggolan; 62' Ronaldo)
>Sunday 28th of April
12:30 Frosinone - Napoli
15:00 SPAL - Genoa
15:00 Chievo - Parma
18:00 Sampdoria - Lazio
20:30 Torino - Milan
>Monday 29th of April
19:00 Atalanta - Udinese
21:00 Fiorentina - Sassuolo

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU subedition

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JUVE SEMPRE MERDA

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3rd for CO COME MAI

5th for >tfw you'll never be her goytoy

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hahahahahahahaha celebrating choking

nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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>no tits
>no ass
>looks like a boy but with no feminine penis
>jewish

0/10

How's the dating going for you?

Based and Cartone pilled

Go back and ressurect GUIDO ROSSI from his cartone grave
You need FARSOPOLI 2.0 Electric Boongalooo to win SOMETHING

>BBilan could be as low as 7th by tomorrow
Good old schadenfreude

Honestly, if Inter didn't defeat a Juve that only played the last minutes and with zero motivation it's pretty bad

>look dad, I used all the buzzwords!

Dubs and Gattuso dies in his sleep tomorrow in the morning.

TSUUUU

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Come on fra, the last time they won something smartphone weren't even a thing, it's their only joy.
This year >we even concede the Coppa del Nonno and they did a shameful display against Nazio (that never defeated a big before them)

Actually as an impartial OP it's more of a Schrödinger /cocomemai/ to symbolize both NON LA VINCI MAI and NON LA GIOCHI MAI (due to Inter still at a relative risk of missing the 4th place), thank you and have a good Saturday night

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>Go back sew Nike shoes CHINA KID the match is over

this is very anime

Roll for both Albania and Allegri

God I wish Spinazzola played every match, Alex Sandro has been dreadful and I deeply regret the club not selling him to Chelski when they had the chance

I think there's not a single person that doesn't rate Spinazzola at this point.
Hope he won't be ruined by Allegri

inter looks kinda safe but we have udinese and empoli who are both fighting relegation. empoli is last game so could be easy game or life n death game. inter has been in gud form so not really worried. inter can lose napoli game if they beat the three other teams.

Sorry bro, can't stand them since Farsopoli; before they were /serieA/ laughting stock

Give him time. The next season starts and he turns into Sandro 2.0, not doing anything up front and not being useful in the back either.

Godly legs, cute face (in my opinion), nice feet

There's a girl, but I'm afraid to actually ask her out on a date at this point

He just said spinazzola has been basically dead since the match against atletico

Apparently they played 'L’Amour Toujours' 6 times lmao

Btw allegri is going all out against Adani
>"now I'll speak, you shut up"

Deep

don't worry, there's still a chance to sell him. epl clubs are notoriously stupid with money and psg would probably be willing to panic buy since they need a left back and their sporting director is incompetent

>Allegri vs Adani one year later
Based. I hope it becomes a yearly event. Allegri ended up storming off once again

what happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=-pWdHrFidxQ
shit quality but here you go. It's a remake of last years raw between the two, with allegri telling Adani all the bullshit theories are useless and then leaving the interview after insulting him

>allegri gets humiliated by based adani
in my fucking veins aaaah

Kek, if theories are useless why did Allegri write a book?

>Diego Laxalt, 26, from Milan to Torino

thoughs?

He is better than Milan's starter LB. Just G*ttuso who has retarded taste in players. Can't wait for him to be gone. Maybe Torino will be a better fit.

South-Euro Kino

Laxalt was humiliated by fucking Romulo. He's shit.

I'll take him on my team if he wants to play for someone who is actually good and whose history not revolves around an airplane crashing

Simply disgusting.

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Oh no no no no no no no

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>acmilan forums

Please stay there

I took it from milanworld the italian forum

>PSG chocked again
They're going to take Conte won't they?

based cattuso

So, another thing that Inter needs for next season its maybe a pacey N'gubu to play alongside Politano in the wings, the Keita option hasn't worked and from what I know the options are Bergwijn and Pépé. Do we know another one interested?

I WANNA BE THE GANG-STAR

Spalletti hates pacy ngubus

>Implying
He won't be at inter next season

oh you sweet summer child

Benis arc was the peak of Gattuso's career

>Page 7

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For me, it was Olympiacos 3 (three) Milan 1 (one).

It was the moment I stopped deluding myself and realized Gattuso is a hack of the highest hackliber.

>Gattuso is actually thinking of starting Cutrone
He just doesn't give a shit anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if he played Montolivo all of a sudden.

>he rates Cutrone

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>Gattuso earlier: "It’s not true that Piątek isn’t getting any balls played towards him, we produced many crosses against Lazio but didn’t get on the end of a lot of them. If you move in the right way you can create something in the final third."
Is this real? Did he really say that?

he's a brainlet that didn't finish school, what do you expect. Now, if I have to be impartial I'd say that this Cutrone move is better than nothing. He understood tha Piatek isn't working, but instead of actually shaping the team around him he went for a striker that worked for him before. Bbilan has to thank the fact that Turdino played like absolute shit in the last three matches (a draw to Parma, one to Casteddu and a refball vs Genoa) and hope that they don't get too hyped up.

I saw the video this morning.
Allegri is literally right, Adani should have shut up and let Allegri finish.
Adani should stop trying to be a character, but I guess he saw how popular Caressa and Piccinini and he wanted to copy them.

Piatek is just the last striker that goes to Milan and turns to shit, that club is a graveyard for strikers.

is Piatek, dare i say it, out of ammo lads

and it's not his fault. Milan's fullback need to learn how to cross and Suso/Hakan/Kessie need to stop shooting from outside the box.
I want this season to end already.

He came to the interview already assblasted because Adani before the match was saying how in these last few matches Allegri needs to start trying out a more offensive "philosophy of play" or some buzzword like that

Milan needs to fix their midfield and fullbacks, but then when was the last time they had a decent midfield?

>and it's not his fault.
of course it is, Piatek was banging them in for fucking Genoa, you mean to tell him that his supporting cast was better there? Truth is Gattuso has a super defensive approach to games and has literally zero plans on how to score

>sacchi is an old fart
>capello did worse
>adani never coached
literally fascism
no one but people who praise him are allowed to talk

2010

I meant it's not Piatek's fault.

>you mean to tell him that his supporting cast was better there
desu yeah, bbilanisti wish they had Kuame

>this man managed to complain his way into fucking prime Alessia Marcuzzi
What's your excuse /seriea/?

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a bank account in the red

>Spalletti commenting: "If he managed to get Allegri angry it means something is wrong and laughing
I see he has embraced the clown vision

>Pjanic is only really useful closer to the opponent's penalty area
>put him so deep he's almost the third CB most of the time
>meanwhile Matuidi is playing as a left winger almost all the time
Why is this retard still managing Juventus

you'll be surprised but that's actually where pjanic prefers to play

Then he needs to go because everybody with half a brain can see that he's an awful regista.

>“You just sit there behind the desk, you read your books, but you don’t know anything about the practicality of the sport. I’ve won six Scudetti.”
It's like I'm watching a Triple H heel promo right here

>“Against Fiorentina last week, it was similar to the Ajax game, in that we conceded insane counter-attacks. Inter did have three counters tonight too when it was 1-1, but our defenders did well to get back. We have to improve in our passing, because once again we made so many mistakes.
Maybe it's because the players are fucking tired from your shitty fitness training and the fraud you got as your fitness coach that also surprisingly had tons of muscle injuries in Milan

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i wonder if adani read allegris book :^)

Dubs and Suso gets a contract extension.

Dubs and Conti gets sold

Albania on suicide watch

Andrea Conti - WELCOME TO U.S. LECCE

based. Abate deserves the spot more than flopti

>Ignazio "won Inter more derbys than Milito and Icardi combined" Abate
Large yikes

Still better than Conti

>frosolone

Based white boy castrating the negro

Based.

It's official

F

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Singles and they never fucking make it back again

Dubs and they bounce back next season.

>not watching SPAL-Genoa
baka

Dubs and Milan will keep Gattuso and be more irrelevant than any Serie B teams.

F

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Ancelotti OUT
Garibaldi IN

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>absolute state of napolecani

Is Adani a geneious or a cunt?

I'm excited about Torino beating Milan

Juve
Napoli
Inter
Atalanta
Torino

Top 5

Come and tell me Sinisa isn't one of the best managers in Italy after he saved an unimpressive Bologna from almost certain relegation

He's good but he's too much of a hothead to build something on a long term, the players get sick of his attitude after one season

>one of the best managers in Italy
lmao. Mihajlovic is a mediocre manager that turns to shit when he starts to lose himself into ragefits which happens pretty often. You're just missing how shit Inzaghi actually is

He would thrive in a good team that doesn't see him as a short term gap filler

I'm watching ManU - Chelsea and you can't do anything to prevent it

Is GIGANIGGER unlocked now?

I wish the derby della lanterna was in Serie B

Yes.

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>the CHAD GIGANIGGER
>the virgin mediterranean young man
>the incel anglo old man

How would Lazio fans react to having a super great ultra black striker?

He would get honorary aryan faster than the japanese did

Racist chants are still heard even in teams with black players

Name a more useless team than Samp

All the mid teams

Milan

Sassuolo, they don't have as many meme players, meme-games and meme owner as Samp

Genoa

By tomorrow night Milan will be 6th place.

Torino wins 1-0 (Milan 0 attempts on goal, Suso and Hakan on the wings and Rodriguez in the back)
Atalanta beats Udinese

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The gif that hypnotized /seriea/

Opened up the bbq season today. R8

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Samp is based

thought it was a mutilated dick from the thumbnail

Piggy just embarassed himself once again

It's sad to see how hard he declined

Ronaldo transfer literally killed his mental ability (already pretty weak to begin with)

What the fuck is Paratici doing at the stadium? There's only one good player on the field and he's 37

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WTF, shitty app

Suso and Cutrone should be switched obviously

To make the media start talking while he's making a move for Mirko Vucinic to come back out of retirement and make a deadly duo up front with Mandzukic

>Mirko Vucinic to come back out of retirement
now I miss Vucinic

Reminder that Conte won the league over Allegri with Matri-Vucinic up front while the Toscanian Guardiola had prime Zlatan

Conte also had the ref.
>muntari's goal

co comordan CO COMORDAN co comordan CO COMORDAN

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This, fuck gattuso and his gioco difensivo

Too much sauce/10

What was the 1st season of Juve winning the league in this era like lads?

I was here when it happened. Pretty much nobody gave Juventus a chance up until the moment they actually won it. One of the happier moments of my life as a Juventus supporter, really.

Fuck, I miss MVP in the midfield

Name my band /seriea/

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youtube.com/watch?v=OZcFmdlfJNY
GOAT

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If he wasn't a lazy fuck he could probably end up in a way better team.

time flies

I unironically think he would have been GOAT level if he wasn't a lazy fuck

Seeing the shitfest between Aston and Leeds

>fuck fair play

He should have stayed at napoli

SHITLAN! SHITLAN!
BIG TEAM? NO MORE!
SHITLAN!!!
SHITLAN! SHITLAN!
BACK TO THE E.L.!!
DOWN WHERE THEY BELONG!
NO MORE DERBYS PLEASE
THEY WILL LOOSE, ALWAYS

Rent free

It was fucking embarrassing. Terry was absolutely right and bielsa is a fucktard but we all knew that already

Made some penne with red pesto of bell pepper, garlic, chicken, lots of parmesan and olive oil.

The chicken made it kind of dry but it went really well with white wine.

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>chicken in pasta
You won't get my (you)

>no creativity allowed fra
>Just make pasta aglio e olio

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>play until whistle
bielsa shouldn't have given them a free goal

>chicken in pasta
I want white people to stop talking about food and cooking.

>The chicken made it kind of dry
Wow I wonder why people say that putting chicken on pasta isn't a good idea, #creativity

Tell me /seriea/, if you hypothetically happened to become a professional football player. what kind of player would you be?

Me? Given my thin body, low height, great vision and very precise feet I would've been a regista/trequartista, I would've liked to receive a lot of balls and distribute them to my teammates after keeping it for a few seconds on my feet.
That said, however, due to my /weakmind/, scarce endurance and general laziness, I would've been a typical inconsistent player that only plays well against weaker teams and crumbles at the minimum pressure and physicality.
Who knows, maybe I could've had a chance on a big team at some point, but I would've inevitably failed after one or two seasons and then settled myself on a mid-table/EL type of team.

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Centreforward/tap-in artist even if I was only good enough for serie c.

I'd play the the Zanetti rol

>conti

Low budget suso

Defensive midfielder/butcher

What are the chances of Torino going to CL, it would be mental to see tow Turin teams in the conpetition.

How is that not a straight red?

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Same as Milan. Non-existent

I'd fill the Cassano role

>mfw I used to be a fat kid and therefore forced to play as a goalkeeper
>actually liked it a lot and trained really hard
>with puberty I got a height burst and got lean and improve a lot future looks bright
>I impress everyone in the local parish league, get into the youth sector of a local small team
>Never grew past 1.85

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CB with most own goals scored ever

le pacy lad on the wing

>the absolute state of dollar
The next Buffon la

Sistema at work.

I have decentish stamina even as a skeleton with no exercise so maybe a D'ambrosio-like fullback

>he rates chicken

Don't shoot on the red cross

>caunti

For me, it's Meret.

Stefan de Vrij is unironically a dumber version of me

>implying lanklet goalies are good
Black hole near legs.

For me, it's AC Yellow Card

That's literally Navas height.

Played as a Difensore during my teens until I got Roy Keane'd by a guy from the rival local club. I was clucth as fuck but also a scarpone piece of shit. I'm short but I was pretty robusto. I didn't have any technique tho and I played like Sergio Ramos but without actual talent. Basically a butcher. Never even gave a fuck, it was just an excuse to skip some school days

For me, it's Meret.

What did the camera man mean by this

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false 9 desu
I have good vision and passing abilities coupled with speed and a hard kick

De Rossi but with less skills and more murder

Carlos Kaiser type

>it's another "suso has open partners in and ouside of the box all around him but decides to drobble and shoot himself" episode

>Adani jerking off over paquetà as he keeps losing balls
adesso stai zitto

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ahem

kessiè negro di merda

bovini infami

That's the height of Navas and Casillas

Cutrone’s link up play has improved a lot

>yfw Quagliarella gets the capocannoniere

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is Guida retarded? Why is he allowing suso to play while bleeding?

gino rattuso

What is he thinking right now?

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you now remember Riccardo Zampagna, the greatest striker to ever grace the pitch
youtube.com/watch?v=07Z_oHExjIs

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regretting the move really hard

>"Hope we don't get Olympiacos in the Europa League, otherwise we are fucked"

forza toro

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how much would Milan sell him for?

I now remember Sodinha, the greatest American player to grace Serie B

turn on your phone's light /seriea/

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What's going on in that painting

CAM ON TURDINO SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

no idea

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ERA

Why didn't I bet on this 0-0

ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA

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>no red
MILAN LADRONA

>red card for conti
>no penalty
>no second yellow for the roach

what a fucking joke

>conti
lmao how will shittar defend him tonight?

>puts arms behind the back but then uses the elbow
how the fuck is that not a penalty

lmao how is that a penalty

non aumenta il volume pezzente

but it does

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based

CO COME MAI
LA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TU NON LA GIOCHI MAI
CO COME MAI

ALBANESE PEZZO DI MERDA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIOMMA IS ALIVE

>*pushes a player after two penalty shouts and a non given yellow*
takes a special kind of brainlet

Is Conti elite?

white cafu la

>Tonque out the mouth while he shoots a penalty

elite shit

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BASED GALLO BASED GALLO BASED GALLO BASED GALLO BASED GALLO BASED GALLO

FORZA DEA

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>/seriea/ united against BBilan
Brings a tear to my eye

>theres a realistic chance that torino will qualify for the championsl eagle

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Imagine not sacking gattuso in the morning

anything but any of the milans or the nazis

Based

>Juve has got Torino, Roma and Atalanta, two of which at home
Also game over.

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust

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>IL TORO VOLA!!!!!!!!!!

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Nah, If they lose this it's effectively over. Might as well let him stay until the end of the season

Torino and Atalanta as 4th and 3rd, who says no?

rib milan

t. prafol

>if

Hope Roma will take the 4th slot.

Russian commentator said Milan will consider Gattuso's position depending on the result of this game. But that already indicates that the management is doing a poor job, because the result of this game and Milan's position at the end of the season shouldn't influence their decision in any way.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Best timeline desu

>I unloaded your gun while you were asleep, Mr. Piatek

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>Gennaro Fattuso is STILL, UNIRONICALLY, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, ALL JOKING ASIDE the manager of AC Milan

wow

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You now remember Adailton and Reginaldo

ATALANTA LOSES TOMORROW AND RIOMMA IS IN

BASED

>its Scatalanta cunts becoming event more insufferable than albania thread

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I want Gattuso to be confirmed for next season. He's goat

I'd be a 6'5 Candreva

>he's actually going to do it

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Andrea Conti

>Milan

lmao based Bonucci

He can do anything after that eplel

friendly reminder

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JUST

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I do

Fuck turdino

Shqip better prepare that apology to Calabria

A mixture between arturo vidal and jack wishere

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What's he thinking about?

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waiting for the next "il calcio secondo mauro giampietro" Yt video more than taylor swift squatting naked on my face after a 2h DDP Yoga session

>Claudio will never be your grandfather

Why even live?

Antonio, you don't deserve this pile of feces team. Come to Inter!

BASED SIRIGU

Serie B news
Pordenone IN
Juve Stabia IN

>DDP Yoga
based and redpilled choice

>i should go to roma instead lel

ROSSA

CIAO LAZIALE

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A marchisio but with actual legs

Mdrr @ Milano

>romongoli

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>Conti shit
>Romagnoli red
Shqip on suicide watch

Funny thing is that people at Castellamare di Stabia were a massive Juvefag until Nabule rose to the top

>trevisani trying to sneak in that it wasn't a penalty
your hate for Roma is showing Riccà

Let's be serious, there's NO WAY Gattuso doesn't kick it this time

Shqipta come in here and defend your gay crush Riommagoli

>This is CRISTIANO LUCARELLI former Capocannoniere with FUCKING Livorno

Now you remember him

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It's not like it matters, managers are irrelevant with these players.

A second striker or winger type without insane pace. Close to Totti

yeah might be the only way to breath some air to the team but also who else to coach the team under ffp pressure?

Literally killing myself if this shitter is still on the bench tomorrow

ya ding dong diddly know it

shittar on fucking suicide watch

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>that Milan meltdown

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Fell bad for the albanian guy desu, I hope he doesn't kill someone

>not scoring a third
Truly embarassing, Torino

women are the devil

no serb kidney is safe tonight

Now Milan's major worry should be if the get Olympiacos in the group stage of the Europa League next season, that really might set sail on how their European campaign might be.

>group stage of the Europa League
>implying they'll get there

>implying UEFA isn't kicking them out of Europe anyway

brehs

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>implying uefa will ever kick out a team with these many international customers out of its competitions

>mfw someone near me tells me Atalanta is going to the CL next season

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>tfw gonna be in Italy on Wednesday to Sunday

hopefully I will find time to come here and shitpost with an Italian flag and cause overall mayhem and confusion

E ancoraaa Torooo, e sempree Toroo

Mister Carolina Morace

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Will Atalanta actually play in their own stadium in Europe next season or will it be meme empty stadium 5 billion light years away again?

LADS
>Milan

I think they will play in Reggio Emilia

How come Germans and Italians are so different yet so similar in a strange way?

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Ignore the text in the pic

Best defence in 2019 belongs to Torino. Ninth clean sheet of the calendar year.

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Asking /serieA/ about next season Bologna

>Mihajlovic Coach
>Sabatini DC
>Dall'ara Renoveted
>Good Ownership

Are they Euro League tier?

You can only post ITT if your team is in Champions league

Not so fast Atalanta Memelan Nazio and Toro

>albanian guy

it's a girl

Not so fast Roma and Inter

Germs are historically wanna be Italians.
>Roman Empire
>Wine
>Food

But can Messi do it in a cold windy night in Bergamo?

no fuck off commie

If they keep Soriano, Pulgar and Sansone I'll rate them

Because there is no "German" and "Italian"

both countries have strong local identities
Southern Germans and Northern Italians are culturally similar, but Northern Germans and Southern Italians are completely different for example

>sinisa gets sacked after 10 matches
>Sabatini signs some Uruguayan kids from National Montevideo and spends Bologna's entire budget in "commissions"
>who cares
>""""good""""

Gattuso BTFO
Gattusofags BTFO
Maldini BTFO
Leo BTFO
Elliott BTFO

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im so happy elliott lost i might watch the /clebbe/ (here)

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Oh and I forgot that Sabatini will probably die come January

but most importantly shittar BTFO

I would happily lose the derby just to let Turin have more teams in Europe than Milan, FORZA TORO!

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What about Conti's performance user

>american education

it keeps getting worse and worse....

Also, everbody loves Italian food (we tend to prefer wine from the French-German border region tho), not sure why you think only we like it

scuffed bezos BTFO

says no Jj fan ever you larping bovino

Based

Cringe.

Based

No.
Juve, Milan, Inter, Roma, Napoli, Lazio, Atalanta, Fiorentina, Torino, Sampdoria are all clearly better, they are on par with Sassuolo and Cagliari but Sassuolo and Cagliari get the advantage due to having better songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=_Qcl1lYJmiQ

Sabatini build
>an Euro league Sampdoria with a clown president
>rebuild Inda from 7th place to CL spot
>Fucking made a clown full debt Franchise team into CL SEMIFINALS

so if Shitlan ends up 8 they are still gonna get BTFO by FFP right?

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>H
>R
>E

Riesling is good desu. Also I am also aware of this being more true to fact. Although I cannot refute your statement about American education.

>he rates Asian girls

Nah I can't be BTFO I'm invincible and ALWAYS right.

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>I'm always right
>But when I'm wrong it doesn't count

Rinostay

Yes, absolutely. Actually if Milan fail to qualify for the CL the whole financial situation is going to be even worse

The HRE wasn't a German invention and definitively not because they wanted to become italian. Neither the concept of german or italian even existed back then.

Pls Albania dont die from an Heart attack like Crudeli

>Juve will sell Pjanic and Sandro to fund moves for Pogdab and SmS text message
The most meme Juve

Bud Spencer moves make me sad as shit because I used to watch them as a kid with my grandpa who looked just like Bud Spencer himself. My grandpa passed away about 10 years ago and I was there when he had a heart attack. Fucking sucks, man.

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They actually wanted to become Romans, it was the only thing that mattered. Also until Napoleon had disbanded HRE the only legit imperial title was Romanorum Imperator

I am not a smart man about these things, all I wanted to do was jesture.

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Speaking of Torino, what has happened to Zaza?

Ok, now this is KINO

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Played a lot of games, scored very little. Seems like he is doing fine.

Juve wait until next season when Napoli don't even make top 4

And after Dea's match it will be even better

>Fucking made a clown full debt Franchise team into CL SEMIFINALS
user before Sabatini arrived to overpay busts and kids and make money out of his network of agent buddies Roma had 8.5m of debts. Just because you only remember Strootman, Nainggolan and Pjanic doesn't mean he didn't go through Doumbia, Iturbe, Kjaer, Gago, Stekelenburg and so on

La viola are at 10 though

Iturbe signing of the summer they stole him from Juve. Never forget

Milan should actually be 6th right?

Milan have a better head-to-head record with Atalanta and head-to-head goes before goal difference

>won EPL with Lestah
>saved Roma
Is there a better manager alive?

we also stole Destro from Juve don't forget

7th according to Livescore.com

lel

Conte in his first season

seething

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5BhBEck5GA
>not rating Destro

>Poland is redpilled on bud spencer and terrence hill

Is this why Polish strikers do so well in Serie A?

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Yes, but they also have a direct disadvantage to Torino and Torino has one on Atalanta, so to break the rock paper scissor situation you count the goal difference (?)

Why the fuck had Gervinho go to China? He'd be Thierry Henry tier by now.

see

In the end Milan will be 4th. This match only delayed things. If they get their shit together they still have the easiest calendar, if Jj won't gift points to Torino, Roma or Atalanta

One theory is, Serie A went down to the level similar of Ekstraklasa when it comes to teams that aren't in the top 3, so they're finding it easier to adapt than other european leagues. Other is nostalgia, as some of the players grew up during the time Serie A was still strong so they wanted to play there and prove themselves. And the last, some poles are actually talented and when given a chance, they deliver.

That, and they're also relatively cheap if you compare the price to the quality of player you get.

>if Jj won't gift points to Torino, Roma or Atalanta
Manolas, Gasperini and CHADeboer won't pay themselves user

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Albania on Suicide Watch.

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get on with the times user, this is the real crest now

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I'm too brainlet to understand what the outcome will be

Not remembering the Good players he bought
>Selling Bust Lamela
>Buying and selling Marchignos Benatia Manolas
>Jinxed cause Castan Strootman Balzaretti ending career injury
>Buying Based Dzeko Naingolan and Salah
>Buying THE BEST GK IN THE WORLD for a bunch of bananas
>His Team makes the CL Semifinals

he's a Gambling DS because your owner is a Fucking Fraud

Serie B matchday 35 results

Benevento 4-2 Cosenza
Venezia 1-4 Crotone
Salernitana 2-5 Carpi
Pescara 1-1 Verona
Livorno 2-2 Palermo
Spezia 1-1 Perugia
Cittadella 2-2 Ascoli
Cremonese 1-0 Foggia
Lecce 1-0 Brescia

-Brescia lost after 7 matches and Lecce evens the score, both have same points and are leading
-Crotone´s redemption arc, preventing to be Sunderland 2.0
-Frosinone at the verge of returning to Serie B (Chievo returns)
-Foggia returns to direct relegation while Livorno goes to playoffs (vs Venezia so far)
-as Dutch user said ( ), Pordenone and Juve Stabia won their groups (B and C respectively) and promotes to Serie B, group A will be Piacenza or Virtus Entella (Pro Vercelli, Pisa, Triestina and Trapani will go to playoffs)
-When it comes to promotions, overall, still the same

Is Palermo with Rocky Delio rossi gonna win playoffs?
Or they will crumble like last year?

Gazzetta says Milan 6th so I guess I'm right. Funnily enough if Atalanta makes points tomorrow Milan and Torino switch places, would be super cool if this was the last matchday

Gattuso is doing everything he can to make the team lose every game

it's not like they have much choice

>win playoffs - survive
>lose playoffs - end up bankrupt

Why would he go to your country, he should coach some spanish team

Torino lifelong here. Fuck Milan.

Based and /elite/pilled

Elite and muscular post
FVCG

>gets 83 players in 5 years
>"b-but he got some good ones"
Marquinos was scouted and asked by Zeman who also asked to not send Romagnoli on a loan which allowed Sabatini to sell him at the end of the season, Dzeko and Salah signing were made by Baldini.
See the problem is I do remember the good players he got and sold (he's great at selling players that's for sure), but since I'm not a customer of another team I also remember the shit he did that you're apparently unaware of. And not just the bad signings that we all know of, but also retarded operations like fucking up Florenzi shared ownership with Crotone or completely destroying the youth system that Conti put into place, or trying to sign Kameni with the Africa cup around the corner when he was only stopped by a radio journalist that reminded him of that.
Good luck with bologna but don't get assblasted when someone points out you're wrong about stuff surrounding another team. Monchi being shit doesn't automatically make Sabatini good. Pallotta might have forced him to sell player but he certainly didn't force him to buy 83 players most of which were overpaid and shit, trust me, for the simple reason he doesn't give a single fuck about the team.

Which serie a club should i pick for fm19? Thinking some poor club like meelan but idk

I knew this Milan couldn't beat this Torino

Brescia.

At least i have tonali for one season

Milan is actually way too good in fm19, at least before the update, I don't actually give money to miles so I have the cracked version

My mate got 2nd place with paqueta and bonaventura as the stars son you are right, my games cracked so no update. Going to europe since conmebol fucks me over every libertadores run

>mfw the state of Milan

I think Gattuso sets new record for longest streak of not scoring.

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Is Chiesa too expensive for Milan? all they need to be significantly better is 2 good wingers, at least noticeably better than Suso-Borini-Castillejo and the Turk

Fucking finally

Wtf they will actually keep hin despite resigning??

Source?

Sky

You now remember that Reginaldo has fucked Elisabetta Canalis in her prime

you now remember Elisabetta Canalis

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For me, it's Simone "er tir de Ostia" Tiribocchi

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what happened between tim and elliot?

tim ended his friendship with elliot

Chiesa is like 70 mil minimum, probably Bayern will buy him

...

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Don't worry, Reddit will love it

My name is James Pallotta. And I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary fruttarolo. But secretly, with the help of friends at Eurnova, I bribe city hall officials and find speculators like me. And one day, I’ll find a way to build the stadium or bring this club down. I am... The Flash

For me its
>Pescara-Perugia
>Spezia-Cittadella

>Benis-Pescara
>Palermo-Spezia

>Benis-Palermo
>Benis wins, Lecce and Brescia direct promotion

Also i forgot to say, May 1st there will be more Serie B action, does someone know where to watch it live?, matchday 36:

>Palermo-Spezia
>Carpi-Cremonese
>Cosenza-Venezia
>Crotone-Benevento
>Foggia-Salernitana
>Padova-Lecce
>Perugia-Cittadella
>Verona-Livorno
>Brescia-Ascoli
>Rest for Pescara

The crossover that saved /seriea/

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>chiesa is like 70mil minimum

Wasn't Torino unable to beat Milan for like 20 years or something? Based Gattuso shattering those records.

I wish football sponsors were big companies like Microsoft or Toyota instead of Arab countries and their airlines

How come Gattuso wasn't fucking fired the moment Elliot took over and got rid of his calabrese pal Mirabelli?
>Let's get rid of everyone important who came within a year to work under chinese except this short brown guy because he was important player 10 years ago
retardo has no one to blame but himself if >we end up 10th

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>tattoo
yikes

Probably because they didn't want to pay him money for the 3 years of contract he had.

Shqiptar BTFO once and for all

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Great, let's keep him until 2021 then

Can't Leonardo take over for the remaining four matches? I'm pretty sure he can do a better job than Gattuso.

Please do

JUST

He should've done so after that terrible scoreless draw series against relegation teams in december. What's the point in doing it when only 4 games left? >we already let everybody ahead of us and lost any chance to finish 4th

Milan will end out of CL and EL

hi

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If Atalanta blow this chance for Champions League then I’m out of words.

>9 hours without electricity

Dutchbro send the marines please

Would you do it /seriea/

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>does someone know where to watch it live?,

I am seeing all Palermo matches on youtube streams, it is perfect, just search for the name of the matches when it is about to start

t. Stromberg son

also, fuck Atalanta, last year it was super fun to see them fucked out of europe by Kobenhavn. muh Papu muh reddit team just kys

Crazy pussy is best pussy

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Atalanta will also choke vs Lazio both in Campionato and Coppa

It’s not though, not after you’ve had the pussy of someone who really loves you

calm down incel

Can you just stick to posting webms, I come here for webms not to feel

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>Erasmus application accepted
next year I'll become toothpaste. Redpill me on Amsterdam dutchbros

It's also not worth it in the long run.

It’s the Milan (city) of the Netherlands, except taller, blonder and whiter

Could Milan win against the night king?

Do you think Leonardo want to take a revenge for this?
youtube.com/watch?v=yDc5UW5MCC4

I liked last GoT episode, why are people being so snob, strategies and battles were pretty nonsense, but that's the case with every big battle since the series left the books.
Great directing and soundtrack tho.

Unironically good actuon scenes, I just can't bear anymore this whole good vs evil thing that has been going on for seasons, I want muh morally grey character and more than 2 fucking sides of conflicts. At least they culled down some useless characters (although i liked a couple of those and whish they had an actual purpose)

Felt it was retarded how they used pretty much no such thing as catapults/trebuchets outside of the first few shots of the battle. That was fucking retarded, entrapping the dead with the fire trenches and dropping shit from catapults/ballistas would at least be somewhat useful

denaerys is a fucking moronic CUNT who deserves to die.

sends her dothraki in ALONE to die like morons.
then fucks the plan up
then lands her dragon in the middle of it all and sits there doing sweet fuck all.

MORONIC CUNT

>arya wearing and sprinting through all the white walkers
>brainlet tactics as you said. Like it was done by people that haven't watched a movie or read a book in their whole life
>characters that have had to do with the NK plot do nothing throughout the whole episode
>character that honed her assassin skills for vengeance was turned into woah arya you're the saviour!!
>evil undead immortal King couldn't wait like 20 more minutes to make sure that everyone was dead before showing up to kill bran
>why the fuck did he even have to show up in the first place
>plot armor out of the ass for most character
If they needed arya to kill someone it should have been cersei not the fucking night king. But I'm sure she'll do it with her tremendous anime powers

Sadly D&D can't write something that isn't good vs evil. Cersei at least is a better villain and final boss than the plain NK, but we'll see how the will handle the next episodes

True

Kek'd at Arya's shirt.
Thing is NK & his gang are too op, so the outcome is a forced writing.
I think the main problem is that Martin spoilered D&D without giving too much details, and with their mediocre/average writing this is the best they could produce. Things in the book will be similar, but handled differently. If they ever come out, of course.

>GoT
>GoT on /seriea/

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If they don't fucking explain anything about the white walkers and get away with it I won't be responsible for my actions

>Spend like 8 years watching a fantasy telenovela
>Endless buildup and hype about "Winter is coming" the literal tagline of the show since S1E01
>Leave entrenched position to charge into a force with vastly greater numbers.
>Winter is over in 2 min, killed by a 5'1 teenage girl teleporting behind him, dies from a letter-opener and every single one of his soldiers dies too

0/10 writing and direction. Everyone on Yea Forums and Yea Forums is a better writer - every single one.

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I can totally see Martin btfoing everyone like this, his writing is pretty much anticlimatic after all. Problem is everything was handled poorly, but I expected that

Martin is too busy getting his cock sucked by pornstars to write or even oversee the writing of the series

got stopped being good 6 years ago

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Why is Ancelotti so obsessed with Juve?
He mimicked Mourinho after Jj-Man UTD and yesterday he joked with a journalist to shut up just to imitate Allegri, he acts like an average ABJ on the socials

Reminder his Juve lose Serie A being ahead of 9 points

>yikes
gay

Rome > GoT
I still can't get over the fact that they thought Rome was too expensive but throwing money on GoT is okay for HBO

nah they confirmed it was D&D choice to use Arya. They decided that three years ago when they made her and melisandre meet.
I always thought things in the book were going to happen in a different way but we the same results, but at this point i'm convinced it's going to be completely different and I'm actually looking forward to them which is something I haven't done in a while since that fat fuck can't write for shit
I don't think that was ever in question. If Rome came out now it would have been pumped full of money thanks to the media attention
Anyway going back to /seriea/
because he needs something to swerve Napoletani's opinion since they want to eat him alive

>nah they confirmed it was D&D choice to use Arya. They decided that three years ago when they made her and melisandre meet.

But it was six years ago user youtu.be/yAyCpREHf6k
I don't think they thought that far at the time, it must have been Martin's suggestion (who was directly involved with the series at least until season 5)

Killing Eve > iZombie > Riverdale > Game of Thrones

>gay
yikes

imagine if netflix made Rome now. 98% black cast

oh i thought it was later on than season 3. Still the three years thing and the fact it was their idea came from their mouths
I honestly doubt Martin is so retarded to throw away entire character arcs related to the beyond the wall plotline (there's even more in the books) just to have Arya kill him for shock value.

GoT> Milan

Milan has great writing if you're not a milan customer

>i likes to discuss GoT

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I bet Cutrone watched GoT

>Gattuso's unbreakable plot armor
>good writing

Voiello > Conti

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Ok, this is a Sorrenkino thread now

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Can an Italian user tell me how popular Giorgio Petrosyan is in Italy?

as popular as ivan strinic in yours i think
probably less

So well known? Strinić was a starting fullback for a while and now everyone knows him as a part of the silver medal team.

5% of italians probably know him by name

That's a lot worse than Strinić fra. Can't believe Italy has the kickboxing GOAT and aren't even aware of it.

i totally forgot about the world cup since i didn't watch it

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La crisis de la Cosmopolite de Milan>Milan>GoT

>Adani to replace Gattuso at Milan
I'd pay good money to see this

>Juan Mata a parametro zero

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oh no no no no

>Juan Mata

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>Conti ded again
what a shitter lmao

>Play like shit
>Die
>Repeat ad lib.
Poor guy

Is Chad Calabria back?

>spoiling a series finale without warning
I have never watched a single episode of GoT and probably never will, but it's just retarded to post spoilers with no warning. Fuck all of you.

it's good writing for a comedy show

RANOCCHIA RENEWS TILL 2021
I REPEAT
>RANOCCHIA RENEWS TILL 2021

>*sells romagnoli*
>*keeps gattuso

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Iron Man and Black Widow die

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banter era continues

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hello scatalanta

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>extend a fan/locker room favorite veteran who can still contribute as a last minute defensive sub or as a backup targetman
>for 30k a week
good call

I don't get this hate for Atalanta

SerieA i'm thorn about Atalanta - Udinese

>if Atalanta wins they will go to CL
>if Udinese wins the relegation fight is over

What's your favourite kind of Lasagne /seriea/?
For me it's pumpkin and gorgonzola

Does atalanta really have a chant based on a fucking loredana berté song?

CAM ON ATALANTA

Reheated lasagne that's 60% cheese on the day after you got hammered and wake feeling so shit that you'd rather be a Milan fan than that hungover

Good on em, Bertè is kino

ERA

>Sick of Serie A, Video games, Movies/Shows

Should I just get a second job? My only hobby is gym/running.

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Please watch our league

COME ON DEA!
Great 2 interventions from the Udine keeper in the first half, that header save at around 20th minute was especially top class. But a goal is coming sooner or later... good game.

Does Willem II have a chance in the cup, are they good?

They're going to choke this, aren't they?

...

2015/2016 kit was pretty kino