Dallas Stars vs St. Louis Blues Game 2 Thread

I’m just rooting for a good clean game and everyone has fun, that is the most important thing

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Cheering for Canada's team, the St. Louis Blues.

>disrupting Pierre
is AJ /our gal/?

reminder:
youtube.com/watch?v=IblW9Rpkqqc

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stars have no balls sad and weak

let's go birbs

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LINEUPS

STARS:

Benn-Seguin-Radulov
Dickinson-Hintz-Zuccarello
Cogliano-Faksa-Comeau
Janmark-Dowling-Spezza

Lindell-Klingberg
Heiskanen-Polak
Fedun-Lovejoy

Bishop

BLUES:

Perron-O'Reilly-Tarasenko
Schwartz-Schenn-Sundqvist
Maroon-Bozak-Thomas
Fabbri-Barbashev-Steen

Gunnarsson-Pietrangelo
Bouwmeester-Parayko
Edmundson-Dunn

Binnington

lets go broncos lets go

Butchering the national anthem is an American pastime.

>field of blue not next to the pole

Go stors

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>sundqvist is a 2nd line forward in the nhl
excuse me?

Are there any broadcasts without the woman talking?

Go Blues

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the French one

wow just wow

>tfw its shown on a FREE channel here

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The hobbit man will score on Ty Pennington

she's better than Pierre

steen lost a step, so he got demoted to the fourth line and sunny decided to start scoring

if you find one, other than a french stream, let me know plz

Pullin' up in that new toy
The wrist on that boy rockstar like Pink Floyd
Waving at rude boy
I'm waving at you, boy
Ran off on the plug too like Trugoy
Imagine me do, boy
You could never do what I do, boy
Still duckin' shit that I did, boy
Niggas in Paris 'fore Hit-Boy
This ain't the same type of hits, boy
Shit can get litter than lit, boy
You don't take these type of risks, boy
'Cause this boy, been throwin' that D like Rich Boy
You missed, boy
Ya numbers don't add up on the blow
That was ten years ago
If you know, you know
If you know, you know
If you know, you know

She doesn't commentate on the game so much as she tries to prove she can

Ne parlez-vous pas français?

non

Bonjour bienvenue les Maison du hokkei

She ain't no Cassie
>minimum 2 gold medals required for female commentators

fr*ck off

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RIP BLUEs

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ROOOOOOPEEEEEE

BASED FUCKIN ROOPE

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hobbit Man does work

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ZUUUUUUUUC

GOAL

based Roope Hine Hintz

ZUCC

ZUCCA SETS IT UP

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with finns you ...

LE BUT
ROOPE HINTZ

BASED MANLET ZUCCARELLO!!!

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>wow player x should've done y+z
>wow player x can't let y+z happen
Shut these BITCHES up

Damn what a nice goal

OH NO, BLUES BROS. WE NEED TO CHEER AND SING HARDER.

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LA Kings legend Ben Bishop

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t. Leafs fan

she’s so bad it’s actually kind of entertaining

god pleeeeeeaaaase make this womans mic break

"no"

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Is it that chick from the skills competition?

blues desu

Didn't even get dubs little bitch

whats up virgin lmao

I think we can all agree that Pierres mid game coach interviews are the cringiest thing ever

no its a different female (i believe)
She's just a female Pierre on the mic, its garbage

Qt in the red wearing sunglasses (indoors)

have sex

WHATA GOOOOOAAAALALLLL HOSY SHIT

BINNIN2TON

>finnish BULLS

HEINEKAN

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED FINNS

jesus binnington just got dabbed on

ZUUUUUUUUUUCC

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>b lose
for me, it's the dallas klingbergs

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>+2 AND NOT EVEN 1 PERIOD IN

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blues are asleep and binnington just got undressed

BASED NORWEGIAN SUPPORT
HOW CAN THE SWEDES EVEN COMPETE!?

ZUCCARELLO AND HEISKANEN
:DDDDD

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binlan shit :D

>bishit

lol

PARAYKO LE TIR LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

oof.

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Sick forecheck by the referee there

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

blues get it right back

TSSSSUUUUUUUUUU

GOAL BLUES

That was quick

wtf is going on

MEMES

OH HO HO

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

bishop are youBLIND? what the HECK

YES WELL DONE BLOOS WELL DONE..... HOWEVER

lol

welp, looks like we've got ourselves a meme game boys.

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

wtf is going on

what the lmao

okay what the fuck

t-thanks but I'm actually swedish, Yea Forums thinks I'm norwegian for some reason

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Haha what the fuck is going on? 4on4 is a real meme

what in the fuck

What the fuck is happening?

Pfffff lmao, that's what you get for a bullshit goal

DONT FORGET ROOPE :DD
WITH FINNS AND NORGES YOU WIN

Jesus christ that’s a highlight reel goal

STOOOOORRRRSSSSS SCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

>non-finnish goaltending

MEME GAME
E
M
E

G
A
M
E

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What a meme sport

Seems like it's all luck

wtf

I have whiplash

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

CHOKENTON

>all these delayed stream niggers

meme game meme game meme game meme game

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>>>/nba/
>>>/nfl/

Reading this thread is like you have not seen a Stars game all season.......

Oh wait you haven't.

Welcome to the ride m8's

Not as flukey as baseball

sweden

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>tf
>tp

are the memes real?

>filename
Fuck, now I have that "Hei Pekka, Pekka Pouta" song stuck in my head

???
how is this penalty-worthy?

He will score

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youtube.com/watch?v=TYeStZZFaIU

based

HEY WAIT A MINUTE that dude fell awkwardly on the ice where's the five min major?

>divegrass tier

REFPUCK

Heh... nice lead you got there stars.
*calls Gary*

"Its a lot harder to kill than to be on the power play" - dumb nbc bitch

Finland 2+1
Norway 0+2
Sweden 1+0

Come on Blues! It's only 2 and there's a lotta game left boys!

>butthurt Nites fan

ha ha DICKinson

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wtf refs he fells whers the penalty???

The vezina should be between either lehner or bishop really

more like patrick marnigger

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>Bloos niggering out

Why do whites act so violent?

>Maroon chimpout

maroon just looking for someone to hit

tejas is 37% beaner

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Patrick Maroon just can't keep his shit together

>gathering of the klans
RACIST COMMENTATOR

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They weren't the team that chimped out over a clean hit tho

It's a Scottish thing.

what are the blues such a goon team?

is this the greatest duo in broadcasting?

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I thought the exact same thing. Worse than Witten on MNF

Sure kid, what ever you say

Girlfriend cuddled up taking a nap while I watch afternoon playoff hockey

This is the life lads

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>dont enforce the rules fairly
>call it a sport
kek

Kenny Albert

Diversity hire on the right

>Not getting references because this is the first hockey game you've watched all season

holy fucking fuck that hairline

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touch her butt

twitter.com/DallasStars/status/1122228248413376512

I can’t reach it without waking her

This is what happens when women hit 25

I second this

Dirty dumb beaner scum how'd the whole scuffle get started?

i'm watching canadian feeds from now on. her voice is aids and she just says the generic shit without expanding on anything, and she also never played in the fucking NHL

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its on the top of her fucking head

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Thanks for Zucc for free, rags fans

have sex

didn't know Laine was commentating

>miro calder snub
gary should apologize to finland

making tea lads

We don't have a Canadian feed of this game :(

Yes. She is a good woman who takes care of her own.

its almost as bad as pierre desperately trying to impress her all the time

By a bloosser not handling the bantz and chimping out is all on tape kid, go and watch it

Dont break him

She looks the tow truck driver from the first Harold and Kumar movie

>Zucc for free
not for free if you win this round
you sure you're a stors fan?

With other men?

>dahlin has a Calder nod

Gay

rape her you fucking fag

Gay

This and post pics

>Calder Finalists: Pettersson, Binnington, Dahlin.
watch binnington win this because nhl is rigged for canadians

heiskaBULL > dahlbust

Wanna cum on her forehead lads

adam and eve lad

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so edgy

Gay

for a player of his caliber, he is free if/when we win the Cup. he's an incredible talent, the 2nd line was sorely lacking before his arrival

you must be +18 to post here

Alternative suggestion:
just enjoy the feeling of the warmth of her skin against yours ha ha I'm so lonely

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Hey Brazil there was a question I wanted to ask you earlier today, but now I forgot what it was

if you remember it, ask away!

>Dallas moves on, >rags get conditional pick for Zucc trade
>Dallas doesn't make the finals
>zucc re-signs with the >rags in the offseason
>mfw

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You must be heterosexual to watch hockey

Okay >rags

according to whom?

i'll forgive pierre if only because the dude has retarded hockey knowledge

kreider-mika-zucc
buchnevich-chytil-kakko

BASED

According to Saint Shaw

which channel?

Tell me what to expect from Kakko finn

And they'll still miss playoffs next year

MIRO HEISKANEN IIEFKOO :D:D:D

thanks pierre

a yuge krappo on the ice-o

who is that

>re-signs with the >rags

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so when are the good teams playing

Shut up canadian

vittu

filtered lol

he is gonna KAKKA lots of goals!! :DDDD:D

Shit that won’t happen for 100

i have no problem with female commentators but this one is really quite poor.

>rebuilding
>probably miss the playoffs
thanks for insight pierre

he is 6'2 everytime he steps on the ice, plays like a man. i think hitting 40 points would be nice (especially since the rags arent too great atm)

he is like rantanen in that he both shoots and creates so he has that versatility. i expect him to fight for the calder and play day one

>player traded re signs with former team in following off season
When has this ever happened.

Tonight

kek nice hits bloos

I thought /hoc/ got rid of all the faggot trips, what happen?

friendly fire

vermette for hawks/coyotes

Blues out here running into their own guys.

trips for kaapo

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>Bloos get so mad they tackle each other

He's like Foppa

is zucc the best norwegian to ever play the game?

HOOOOOOOOOOOONK

yes

HOOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

Dope I can't wait to watch him at the garden

the future is female, bigots

honk honk teams need to fold

if he scores on debut, will you lick the seats?

>AJ and Pierre trading irrelevant behind-the-scenes college hockey stories
We are in hell.

no one knows for sure. most are too shy to leave their mountain hideaways

based

>the future is female
It was user, back in the 90''s now is trans, get with the times

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Yes Manhattan has the tastiest seats of all the boroughs

>ive been watching this kid since he was 4 years old and even back in his little tyke league, in [obscure location] playing under [obscure coach] you could tell he was going to be special! you can see that too right aj??

she's even beginning to look like Pierre

Whats with all the bloossers diving? what a bunch of faggots

Is this hockey or soccer wtf.

shades of Hasek

Athleticism

Pretty kino save

Don't wanna be your monkey wrench

heh... athleticism

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Shoo shoo Pedro

Hey be nice to scott gomez

accurate
cringe

Good kill bloos!!

Look at the top of his head

fuck these divers

>lift opponent's stick
>ram your face into it
>fall down
>profit
Someone hire me as a hockey coach

Lol perron is tilted

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>cringe
Wow I guess you're right

Dallas is making this series tedious. The league would be better if they didn’t advance

gary will make that decision

ted?

What's it like in Trashville?

>The league would be better if they folded*

>Wanting a team that dives to advance

is klingberg a nigger?

Shut up Pedro. Don’t you drink your water out of a sock connected to the sink lol

>Now we go between the benches with A.J McGuire.

At least 1/3

*did

ftfy you are welcome fren

>stand up against the guy who just hacked at your goalie
>bad

>black people
>bad

>Acknowledges he cheers for a team of pussies
>S- sh- shut up

Just when he is not concentrated on is job

>Getting this angry

A white man would've fought him. But the nigger sneaks up in typical niggerdly fashion.

no hablo espanol
hablas ingles por favor?

>low road instead of fisticuffs
classic nig behaviour

jesus christ

Implying the leafcuck refs wouldn't immediately break up a fight

Dunn dove but don’t get mad the stars are lazy dumbasses that keep making mistakes.

Have my main mane been good today? I love the Zucc. Forgot about this match because Dallas. Who the fuck support a team like that.

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Wait did they play that song?

>3-1
>Mistakes
Keep losing

Like an hour ago

He literally got it for coming in there as the 2nd guy for 2-on-1, should've just let Lindell rough him up.

I was mixing it up with anco monkey riches i dont give a fuck about the lame ass foo fighters

stl is playing like shit

explain this

Mats Zuccarello

They always suck dick in afternoon games idk why

Listen up, I just masturbated between periods. This is my technique to rally the Blues to victory.

thank you for your help

>Spilling your seed in vain
God surely is disappointed in you user

What did you fap to?

FUCK DALLAS

Fuck bloos and fuck bloo people

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this is great news

Who's that lesbian on the mic?

Sure hope you masturbated to Louie

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fuck off with your jewish rituals schlomo

if they just let the players beat the shit out of each other again, the blues would be the premier goon team again

get gary on the phone!

Pierre McGuire

peepity poopity

what about brown people?

SCHWARTZ

thats a goal

I think that puck was in before there was any contact on bishop. Way to wake this crowd up in the beginning of the third period

Great job

You’re the one complaining about powerplays, I’m not saying the bloos didn’t play an ass first period.

What the hell is the hold up, it's good

i read this exactly as she said it and it freaked me the fuck out

That’s a goal but last night that barzal goal wasn’t?

Yeah thats what I brought up

Fuck you pierre mcgay

let's go bloos
*clap *clap *clapclapclap
>may the Schwartz be with the /gudguise/

wouldn't be nuHL without refpuck

>*ring ring*

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good goal

SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM

There's no way they're waving it off.

Most of her lines are prewritten by me

refs will call no goal I just know it

G O O D
O
A
L

No they’re ok

Yeah that’s a goal. You’d be a retard to wave that off *cough cough* game 2 against San Jose *cough*

>No goal

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Did you see the goal? My seed was not spilled in vain.

ok nevermind thank god

do better.

Its not worth it

terrible call, it was clearly interference dont @ me

Based user

PLEASE WATCH SOCCER

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>this crowd
its pretty silent for a hockey town

taaake me hooommme

*BURRP*y roads
to the pl*AAAA*h-h-e i be*BRAAAAP*-loooong

feet

>half the city is nigs
>hockey town
???

lel BISHOP'D

The suburbs and state is full of white people. Problem is that it’s 2pm and they weren’t able to get rekt at the bud brewery from 10am-830 game time

>hockey town

Taaakke meee hooo-Bingington!

St. Louis is a baseball town. Hockey is a niche sport there

How you know dis fin

It's really not

No, St. Louis is a football town. The only reason Baseball is big is because the Cardinals win a lot. Sports roughly go Football > Soccer > Baseball > Hockey, though in certain parts of the city Hockey > Baseball. CBC hockey is huge here.

>Binnington just now
Absolute madman

>david perron
gj lol

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There's no atmosphere because Midwesterners are boring people

>St. Louis is a football town.
?? ??

>football town
>doesn't have a football team

>divegrass
st louis was a mistake

Very true

t. Midwestern native

Overtime pls

fucking Steve Ott

And yet the Rams are still the most popular team here.

holy motherfucking shit

What faggy St. Louis neighborhood do you live in

Rams are in LA and haven't been relevant since Kurt Warner was alive

Hey man, when at one point your city makes pretty much the entire starting lineup of a world cup squad you're gonna have some residual effects.

Are people in St Louis really still rooting for the Rams?

Old man luck

Hi Pointe.

And yet they're still more popular than the Blues and Cardinals, and they're *still* bigger here than they are in LA. Amazing isn't it?

No, not really. There’s still some fans here though. STL will always be a baseball town.

the most popular football team? maybe, i think its a pretty even split between rams and chiefs now, for the people who actually like football

nobody gave a shit about the rams when they were here, really

but no dude, cardinals baseball basically keeps this city running.
the blues are a fun team who do pretty well and play mostly during the baseball offseason so they have a decent fanbase too

Everyone I’ve ever met from St. Louis was a complete faggot

>since Warner was alive

rip football and kurt

Honk honk honk

This man speaks the truth listen to him

>but no dude, cardinals baseball basically keeps this city running.
Keep telling yourself that. When the Cardinals suck nobody cares because baseball sucks, the only reason they're remotely popular is because they're successful.

HAHA. You obviously don't live anywhere near St Louis.

fuck the jews

>kurt warner died
holy fuck how did i not know this?

He didn't.

If you mean hated yes you would be correct.

absolutely based

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t. Someone who's never been near the state of Missouri and just thinks that the dumbass "best fans in baseball" moniker is legitimate.

Dogtown here

Is binnington a future HOF?

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on…

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Toxic hillbilly troll how’s Methco treating your beat ass

>blues try to kill goalie to get the backup and thus score the tying goal
dark

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very clever bishop, very clever

what the fuck does that even mean bro

yeah, theyre popular because theyve been consistently successful for the past hundred years

theyve had bad seasons but people still love them and go to the games

the claim that football is bigger than baseball in this city is ridiculous

He'll win Calder and become next Raycroft

Oh god you're one of those cucks that actually believes in baseball aren't you? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah have fun getting stabbed down in Ballpark Village.

Kill yourself frogposter

You dumb shit, the regular season Cardinals games get more news time then the Blues playoff games. This comes from a Blues Fan. If you think this is a football town then the Big Red and the Rams would laugh at you too.

who is this annoying cunt on the nbc feed?

This arena sounds like a preseason game

That’s me mum m8 show some respect or ill shiv u

>Rams literally never failed to outdraw cardinals games when they were head to head
>Rams literally never failed to get better ratings
>Rams talk was always more important on TV and radio
>More Rams gear than cards gear
>More people speak fondly of the Rams heyday than any cardinals heyday

Why do Cardinals fans always get so autistic about their shitty team?

Wtf is happening

Oh what a mistake by Hintz.

PENALTY

pierre mcguire

here we go

What the fuck kinda name is Roope

>You dumb shit, the regular season Cardinals games get more news time then the Blues playoff games
And I literally said that baseball is bigger than Hockey. It just isn't bigger than football or soccer.

Because they have voodoo magic and ruined a pleasured moment for my team. Fuck you molina

Pierre McGuire

oh no no no

Damn absolutely retarded

>shitty team
>Cardinals
nice trolling Cub

yeah thats all total bullshit man

pretty sure none of that is true

>bloos pp

It's literally all true. You can look it up.

why are the fans so quiet during such a tense moment?

Finnish variation of Robert

>5 fucking power plays and not a single goal

Wtf blues.

Would've been better to play 5on5
I hope Steve ott ass fucks them all in the dressing room

im not gonna waste my time looking for things that dont exist

BASED Dallas

Ahahahahahahahahahahah

ROOPE REDEMPTION FOR PENULTY

What a pathetic showing from the Blues at the end

Impressive empty net.

for me it's the Dallas Stars ice hockey team

How did that work out for you?

STARS WIN!!!
STARS WIN!!!
STARS WIN!!!

RIP

Gg stors

You gotta be kidding me
>03.0

As a bloos fan this was a genuinely shit crowd.

IT WAS 6 ON 4 FOR 2 (TWO) FULL MINUTES!!

good game stars, let's do it again in dallas

canada's team, everybody.

r u gonna cum 4 me princess

You think that will stop me? Next time I will refine my technique, and masturbate between both intermissions. If that does not work, I will have no choice but to use the forbidden technique to rally my team to victory.

wtf my stream is delayed

Good game desu

N-nani????!!

Good game Stars fans. We didn't play good enough to win. You certainly did. See you Monday.

because you internet a shit

Wow a cutting observation

Thanks bro gg

I wish the Zucc still played for rags. It used to matter. Now he play for some shitty redneck KKK team from the dessert. They don't even know what winter is.

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>Zucc and Kakko ;__;

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Perron is a chimp

GG lads 3 more to go

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Zuccarello in 6