An evening of comfy snooker just getting warmed up.
>7pm
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert
Judd Trump vs Ding Junhui
An evening of comfy snooker just getting warmed up.
>7pm
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert
Judd Trump vs Ding Junhui
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First
Like our lad Ding's waistcoat lads, very classy.
Love a thread for each session
/147/ truly on the up
Gyro's before Hoe's lads
Yes lads, in for Isis
How many organs did Wilson lose in hospital.
He plays like he lost his kidney.
Based Rory
dont you mean williams you mongoloid
>the chad cahill
>the virgin professional snooker lads
Ah yes.
The virgin losing in the second round vs the chad progressing further in the tournament
Cheeky fiver on Ding at 3.00
GWAN DING
>friendship with lisowski ended
>now ding is my bestfriend
Got a gig tonight lads, wish me luck and I'll dedicate a song to our boy Ding
A magisterial performance from the man mountain. Even more astonishing as he only learned to walk a fortnight ago.
>using decimal odds
>missed the pink
>potentially in the stink
Costly mistake.
Makes way more sense
Oh shit, redemption.
Not really betfred
brexit means brexit
fractional odds are for horse fuckers and old men. not as bad as american odds mind.
Hit it good, senpai
Wait americans don't use fractions or decimals? what the fuck do they use?
break a leg
Did you know that during the qualifiers he had to use a stool to reach to the table?
The use spreads like +200 or something
Fucking yanks have to be spesh's at everything
Guns
what. the. fuck
>no more coverage on BBC Two
>have to switch to a Eurosport stream
high fructose corn syrup
N-nooo where's the snooker gone?
>want to bet £1
>odds are 1.39
>get .39p profit if I win
>want to bet £1
>odds are 38/3
>mfw
+200 = 2/1
-200 = 1/2
fucking Americans always have to be different
sbo.net
Its fucking retarded, you need an if statement to convert to implied probabilites
It's on the red button
bsck to the Russian stream :(
Jesus fucking christ
Willo is on redbutton, DingJudd is only on iplayer
Can't find a red buttom stream, m8.
*back
I rememebr last year there was a brilliant red button stream, but not this year.
it's a shame.
I'm keeping track of my drinking this year. Do you think I could take Willo in a sesh?
Literally watching trump/ding on red button now lad
I feel it's worth pointing out that Weekend by Scooter heavily samples an existing song by a Dutch '70s band, so you should take it up with them if you have questions.
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>1.3 pints per day at the highest
probably not mate
>tfw no more tvcatchup
This German ref speaks in some kinda special German voice. The Kaiser would be proud of him.
What's your can and pint of choice?
>124 beers this year
Son I drank 20 beers last Saturday alone. Pints
Eh, it seems like a decent amount but it's only a pint and a bit a day
I probably drink that without even thinking about it
The original is fucking terrible though
>basic table formatting formatting
>repeating yourself yourself
I know right?
I found a good harleyquinn widget stream earlier but for some reason I can only access that one (which is now showing football) and no other stream on that site.
giniko got me covered for BBC2 in the afternoon, but now it's dire.
I hate having to resort to Russian Eurosport.
>he doesn't know about formatting formatting
Get yourself on a Excel Intermediate course you pleb
wait, lads, where's that old guy who's usually asleep in the front row with wacky ties?
..is he ok?
I'm not trying to break any records. Just keeping count as I drink as I normally would. I know a lot of people who drink a lot more than me. I'll be happy with 365 for the year.
>I hate having to resort to Russian Eurosport.
Cricfree has the British Eurosport (showing Gilberto vs Willo)
Wanna put £20 on someone. Who do you guys think will take it this year?
i'm at home you nosy little shit
Trump
Robbo easy
Robbo if I put money on
Higgins
>one drink a day for a full year
Call yourself irish?
yeah, that one's blocked for me too.
massive difference here between last year and this year.
I used to be able to watch almost any stream, now they're all blocked by big brother.
Do that 1000 beer challenge like that Guardian guy did
blocked by your ISP? can probably get round that if you use open dns
Williams is a goner
Maybe if he didn't spend the year slobbering over kebabs and bottles of Budweiser his matchplay wouldn't be in such a state
I haven't advanced to midweek drinking yet. Maybe next year.
nah I'll leave it to the experts
Goin at it again tonight
goner kebab
I'm terrible at everything computer related.
but yes, I think it's my new ISP (I moved to a new house and have a new contract).
>Maybe if he didn't spend the year slobbering over kebabs and bottles of Budweiser his matchplay wouldn't be in such a state
Can't blame him tho tbf
Can't drink US Budweiser, tastes like sugary sweet bread. Prefer Beck's or Stella if I'm on the lager.
Christ I cannot envisage having to wait 6 days for a drink
all worth it though.
I never expected my favourite player to ever win his third WC.
anything else is a bonus.
you betcha
Depression is beauty.
cracking lifestyle tbf, we all would if we could
For me it's Tennent's
What's a good drinking game spirit? Gonna play the JV bingo drinking game for the final
Guiness? I'm Beamish all the way. (Cork)
found out my local chippy closed lads
friday, saturday and sunday is enough. Occasional midweek drinks if something is on. I went to the pub for the United game during the week but wouldn't usually have anything midweek
Expensive going out so much
Liquidised car keys
F
Hawkins
Problem with Beamish is nobody drinks it so it's been sitting in the kegs for months. A fresh Beamish is great though
F
drink at home lad and before going out much cheaper
Pint of red for me. Fucking Dublin prices though.
By the brewery down here they gave away pints of it for 7 cent
Fuck lads threads are moving fast. I left two hours ago (out shagging). What have I missed?
>out shagging
nowt much tbf, shit game with maguire and cahill came to last frame maguire won.
not missed owt special tonight
for me it's karjala
I don't know whether it's just because I've drank so much of it or whether it's actually good but I fucking love the stuff. Helps that it's the only beer that's on draught in every single pub up here
Mark seems to be a bit out of rhythm
Still rather have tennents than harp, Harp is on tap absolutely everywhere here and I can't even stomach it
must be some shite pubs like lad
Shit value now desu
I put a few quid on a couple of people at the start but the only ones left with decent prices are Kyren Bazza or Riggins
Yeah and I could have stayed for round 2 but lets be honest. Watching snooker with the /147/ lads
while eating an entire pizza and knocking back 4 cans of Newcy Brown is better than round 2 sex.
ah I was hoping the boy would take it.
What does this even mean? 7 cents pints? Why and where? I don't understand. Is it in a bar? In the middle of the street? Why 7 cents? So many questions
Ding is so handsome
i wouldnt know as i havent had sex
It's because you've put so much away mate
Same with me and stella
He cute!
nice trips mate but only the 4 cans?
only drinking pints is fucking idiotic like how do you even get drunk?
>tfw blessed with 2 (two) Sam Smith's pubs
Pint of Taddy for me.
I find it funny how Sam Smith's has a bit of a dated, weirdo reputation here but at the same time their Brown Ale is exported over the Atlantic as a premium beer.
his dead Chinese mum must be so proud
by drinking them quicker than you faggot
also cheaper than spirits in pubs
What do you drink
>not staying and watching snooker with the girl, ordering in pizza and beers, and shitposting in /147/
What the fuck m8?
>local Sam SMith's pub
>pints are £1.80
>Bristol Sam Smith's pub
>pints are over £4.00
>going to pubs
HAHAHAHA
Ding is getting raped lads
no fucking way I'd waste my money on spirits. little baby half shots for the same price as a pint. mugs game
>12-8
AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE PLEASE, THANK YOU!!!!
Bottle of Buckfast
Bottle of Red
Cannabis
Based Gilberto finishing Williams quickly, so all of us peasant streamers can see the real match
he always has a poor opening session
Shit really? I always assumed they were all similar prices, even the ones in London.
Freak. Pubs are class.
Another popular trick is to find out the site's IP address (I do this shit for a living; look up "linux dig online" and find a website that will do the dig command, then dig the website and it'll tell you the IP address) then visit the IP address in a browser instead of the website's name. You'll probably get a "not secure" warning, but you can ignore that.
>Bottle of Red
Based
got the non-cropped version of this, with the qt next to him?
*twitches*
Where you going? clubs? fag
one more for the road. Gilbo bossing this. bout time there was a changing of the guard in snooker
>fell asleep
>wake up and cahill's nawty run is over
1 3 9
3
9
Nah, sorry.
Used to drink a few bottles of red a night, bad times
46.19.137.170 is cricfree.sc if that helps
sup Chinaski
thankoo
A pub is simply a club that closes at midnight and has decent lighting.
I stay at home.
Fuck, rite in the benis
She looks like a nice lady, would very much like to hold her hand during a tense frame
You don't need linux for this, windows will do.
nslookup sitename.com
cute, CUTE
It's way shitter than a wank, but it comes with a feeling of emotional validation that you just can't get anywhere else. Never pay for it; then it's just a shit wank with hurt feelings.
the guy in the top left has the same expression as the cat
I can imagine - you gotta have at least 3 days without drinking per week
I could try to describe it in snooker terms if you like?
Well maybe a drop of whisky. I've got a bottle of Grouse on hand.
>trying to watch snooker and shitpost with a gobby bird complaining in your ear
I thought the entire point in a DNS block is to resolve wrong
Anyway do they really still do this simplistic shit? I thought most blocks these days were based on packet inspection
It's only shittier than a wank if you don't get to do what you want, if you've just got some lass lying there while you bust, it's always going to be shit.
The Sam Smith's management are complete autists; that's why they have such a weird reputation. No music, no swearing, 1970s decor; hundreds of rules like that and the landlords get fired if they break them in any way.
Lads helps
Tequila?
Jager?
Both?
Together?
Mid-session tune posting time
Tequila.
>Eddie @eddiedeaville 1h1 hour ago Just turned Snooker on and Mark Williams is playing... Just remembered one of the stag do reps in Riga last weekend told me he got slapped up by a giant dildo for touching up a stripper
More Willo drunken antics. he'll soon be metoo'd
classic
ale
sambuca
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Any 00-09 ravers in the thread?
Absolutely based and happyhardcorepilled
I was just listening to some Odd Nosdam. Really dug his old stuff 12 or so years ago, really dig his new stuff now.
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You Love You Lose
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the king bill is pretty nice imo
One of my favourite summer tunes of 2017
Take me back to those halcyon days of in the mix 2k6
fuck I remember this
Might have been you that got me into her
Session's begun but this absolutely slaps
>williams
It's ogre
thanks mate, but I think I'll just watch the Russian stream for a bit this evening.
tomorrow it'll all be back on the BBC, so I'm fine.
Have the rest of Yea Forums been vandalising wikipedia again?
2019: the year banter lost
not yet lad
FUCKS SAKE DING
>ha, ha...
Wanna watch Endgame but mates mum is not well. Should I go on my own?
You won't avoid spoilers for long, so yeah
????
What did he mean by this?
based
>expecting a newborn fresh from the womb to be able to fulfil media obligations
You don't get many blacks in Blackpool tbf
We got warned at the end of college to be prepared for how much more diverse the cities we'd be going to university are
Ive seen that 15 min clip and i know the movie is shit but i havent got owt to do tonight
Comeback's on.
>You don't get many blacks in Blackpool tbf
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I liked it, but I'm not a Yea Forums /pol/tard that's upset about women and black people getting jobs in the media
Portubro posting Partridge
based
I don't know who your shagging but good sex is way better than a wank. It's only if its nightmare sex that your better off staying in with your right hand.
batman dies
that character is genius tbqh
Ya dads not dead yet i was talking about the match
Commentater bants
what a pot ding
DING IS IN
I REPEAT
DING IS IN
>mark goes out with a /147/
Its just the shitty time travel that annoys me. And not caring about any of the heroes
Probably not the film for you then
THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
Is there hope for Ding, bros?
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL OHHHHUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Steve Davis creasing at JV going mental
kek
JV will always be the meme king of /147/
nobody gets even close
wtf i love her
Na Ding is done
Will Ding's English be good enough in 2024 for him to finally clinch the title and feel comfortable with media appearances.
that was supposed to have a ? at the end.
Ding's twitch going haywire, he can't cope lads
Doesn't he live in England for most of the year? Should be getting better.
Sad to see Mark knocked out
And David’s wife is a fat fucking slug
Fuck this
It is better, but I think he's still subconsciously uncomfortable and that's what's preventing him to unlock all his potential at this event.
That's Mark's wife you cretin
Gilbert played much better in this game than his first one.
C O M F Y
no wonder Willo wasn't put on the cover of that game
Gilbert looking very good.
Could be a dark horse for the title I reckon
No it isn’t
This is a joke yes?
Dave Gilbert will go no further than QF
>Ding status
Well and truly donged
He's always been pretty good on occasion, but struggling with consistency.
Sad but true
Is it time to admit Ding is a 5th to 16th rank player, will never be elite and will never win the WC?
There's lost tribes in the amazon basin that could tell you Ding will never take a WC
just watched Norwich get promoted
now for more snooks
He's outgrown the sport a mere week after discovering it
been saying this for ages tbqh.
the Ding love meme is based on the "poor humble Chinaman came here alone and doesn't have any friends" syndrome that ROS and seemingly every other Brit fell for.
>and will never win the WC?
delet.
kek
he's done extremely well at the Crucib Owl before only to marginally lose out to Selby and Rpmmie
I miss Barry Pinches fellow canaryanon
Far from humble. Not a particularly likeable lad. And I wanted him to win too because MUH UNDERDOG.
Fuck him
I miss the retarded face he makes when he's cueing.
By be that he doesn't want to speak to the S*n newspaper.
Losing 18-14 isn’t marginal
Yeah, but your brain activity is marginal
Also when he's not cueing
I literally always have accurate reads on people and I’ve been calling Cahill a cunt since day 1
he's got career dysmorphia: sees it as it should be in his mind (winning 10 WCs, 10 UKs and 10 Masters) and not as it really is (zilch).
Trump is a bald fraud
You misread the signals your niece was giving you
His barnet is tragic. When you have to start "arranging" your hair instead of styling it, then it's time to give up
S E E T H I N G
His cocky routine is so hilariously out of sync with his timid appearance
The absolute state of that barnet
Since day 1 of this tournament because its the first time you've seen him
GWAN DING
Based
Cringe
eye twitching intensifies
What kind of name is "Judd" anyway
What a cunt
thicc
is it mid session interval?
damn ding is getting handled
it's short for Juddernaut
Trump starting to warm up. The tournament has been great so far but I think the latter stages need an on-form Trump to keep the standards up. Don't see anyone else from that bracket being a match for Robbo, Higgins or Hawkins
>6 frames in
>mid interval
are you retarding to be pretended?
hes played his way to the 2nd round of the world championship, who says he should be humble
Was it autism?
Good lad. As a Burnley fan, well done Norwich.
i have beer but nothing to drink it too :( I was hoping for the best
nawty
I can't imagine actually watching snooker if it was my job.
thanks, it'll be weird seeing Norwich and Burnley in the same league for once, usually when one club goes up the other goes down
NAWTY SNOOKER
Absolutely NAWTY
you dingbat
Was he right about that?
Not generally but was Lee doing it exactly when Judd said?
First time since 10/11, really weird
>Ding since getting married and having a kid
>Ding
These tweets relate to the match in question that got him banned.
omg yeah very weird wowwww
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING
We should start using Trump's hair in these JUST images
Ding got to win the last two frames
Wow that’s actually pretty impressive
Heh
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
Shut up you tosser, Cahill is a good lad with a long career ahead of him.
:(
>it's judds year
Going to get me tickets for next year lads.
What's Sheffield like, I've never been.
>Cahill is a good lad with a long career ahead of him.
a long career of cleaning toilets
What year do you estimate we'll actually get a Chinese WC winner?
feel like shit, just want them back
>dingleberry
Fuck off my mum calls me judd
Get on viagogo and go this year
2043
Whatever year Barry notices the Chinese revenue drop.
Certainly not before 2025
He's made a lot of money playing
>What's Sheffield like, I've never been.
Sean Bean is its most famous son.
lads who's our official guy if ding goes out
Literally never
I might come to Norwich for the away match. It should be lively.
>mfw when it won't be Ding and he'll lose his hero status in China to a younger, better version of himself.
>this is the World Championship quarterfinal
>one of them will be playing the semis
and Jarvis Cocker
>you'll die
>in a working class way
Bing Bunch > Ding Gang
Another ten years
The person person as if he stays in: Barry
>Ali Carter will be in the semis
When did Michaela have an appearance in the Simpsons?
Some prodigy who grew up locked inside a basement and made to practice Snooker for 18 hours a day by their parents will turn up out of nowhere and win it soon.
I was really hoping for a nice match between these two but they've both been fairly poor. Hopefully they get better
It's alright, plenty of pubs. Fucking hilly though
*same
China has better u25 prospects than the UK so when that generation is in its prime they will start winning WCs
It's going to be a Robertson v Drumpf final isn't it. Battle of the le 40 year old future prospects.
sorry, what's the story here?
Which player would you lads find it funniest if it turned out they were match fixing?
>promising young Chinese talent
>not bottling it
In 10 years once all these 40 something players retire and the only british players left are chokers like jack lisowski
Ebdon
Chinese don't have the mentality. They always bottle it.
Better than the other alternative: Hawkins vs Carter, battle of the jobbers
Higgins
Is Trump a wigger?
Higgins.
Oh wait.
The battle of good vs evil
>soon Trump and Lisowski will be the standard bearers of British snooker
Grim
//N A W T Y
//A
//W
//T
//Y
Nah he's a Guy Ritchie fanboy
Matt Chaffinchings
He didn't qualify for his tournament
You're all just jealous you're not as hot as Judd
>drumpf
Stephen Lee purposely lost matches/frames in a betting scandal. Quite obviously at times and Trump grassed him up and got a 12 year suspension.
how do we fix Ding?
I wouldn't mind Bazza/Koiren spanking Trump in the final
GWAN DING
Not going to lie I would dominate that twink.
>Trump's hairline
Poor cunt.
kek
what is that?
This is painful
We only have ourselves to blame
can we expect a fully bald Trump next year?
and will that unlock his full potential at the Crucible?
Truly Jimmy's heir
>just shave it off and grow a beard bro
cheers, im guessing lee got the suspension?
got a link to the shots judd was on about ?
Yes, join us.
The bright overhead lights are really not kind on balding players either
hoping for McGill-Trump and Bingham-Perry semifinals next year.
the top tier of snooker have decent to excellent hair: Reardon, Davis, Hendry, Higgins, O'Sullivan.
Is Robbo's hair based or cringe?
cringe but auti-sperg so to be expected
we must repent
That is still far better than the stupid hair styles he had when he was younger.
Sorry i new i should have clarified that it was Lee who got suspended after i posted..
Sorry i couldn't find that match. I did find another example which I'll post in a sec.
Obviously i know of stephens ban and everything but i've never actually seen the match(es) that he purposely lost
If one of my mates turned up with a barnet like that he'd get the piss ripped out of him but somehow it suits Robertson. It's sort of become part of his brand
what are you talking about he looks like Kif from Futurama.
he's the ugliest of all the (extraterrestrial) amphibians.
the state of this ref
Did you ever see the absolute state of his previous hair styles?
You now remember Ricky Walden.
we never saw him with anything other than this hair so it's just part of what he is now.
there was that year where it was ginger, but it's not that different from what he has now.
Captain autistic trainers himself
Literally looked like a lady who wants to talk to the manager
You now remember when John Higgins and Stephen Lee tried to fix the same match.
It's even worse because his brother has a solid hairline
kek
sure.
even the early one that made him look like a medieval valet.
I think that was still better than Kif.
at least it hid his weirdly-shaped head somewhat.
Jesus Christ
Only 5 years left on his suspension. There's a chance you'll see that glorious cue action again
that was pretty bad, no doubt.
but because he was younger, I think I have a higher level of tolerance for it.
Good LORD what is happening in there?
>bring me the horizon tier emo haircut on a chav faggot
Literally the worst combination
I almost forgot about that.
that's quite amazing.
This match has been a letdown so far but I'm glad the scores are close enough that it still has a chance to catch fire in the next session
Implying he'll live another 5 years, have you seen the fucking state of him
steamed gammon
How many sessions is the final played over? How many days?
GWAN DING, somehow still in the match.
Goodnight, /147/ frens.
>based chain-smoking lardman
Eurosport are shilling this formula-e crap so fucking hard.
It's the most boring form of motor racing ever conceived.
On 9 June 2014 Lee pleaded guilty to fraud at Swindon Magistrates' Court and was fined £110. Lee had sold his personal snooker cue to a Facebook fan for £1,600 but when he failed to deliver the cue the fan reported the matter to the police. Lee was also ordered to repay the £1,600 cost of the cue.[43]
nite
based
will definitely be eating 5 kebabs and 40 beers over them two days
nite senpai
they excel in choosing the most boring and pointless competitions even within boring and pointless sports.
in cycling, they would show the Tour of a small village in Kent if they could.
Night buddy.
lads in here still gonna be shitposting till late this evening?
not much left to shitpost about, I'm afraid.
;_;
Come on, they cover cycling quite well.
PSG 2 - 2 Nantes in the Coupe de France final at the mo la if you're bored, about to go to pens.
Nah lad, just watched 12 hours of snooker, gonna head off
*Rennes
thread on Yea Forums?
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lets have a singalong before bed
...
ta lad
Tunes
too well, I would say.
100% certified banger
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they can't even guarantee a win in the French Cup.
amazing.
Hello thread, did Ronnie made another 147 yet?
good night frens
Lost 6-5 on pens to Rennes farmers.
g'night, dream a dream of michaela's sweater puppies
>implying
no way
TOPKEK
I always do.
Where is that old geezer from Australia? I haven't seen him this year on the front row,
The spaz killed him and took his seat
Bazza FTW
..on it's anniversary day. Forgot that detail. Was a bar across from the brewery. Only was for 24 hours though.
did trump win?
winning 5-3
could've been 7-1 desu
Nice thread lads.
*Nods and salutes the crowd with a cue extension*
/147/ is definitely outperforming every other thread.
>goes to play
>decent pool player (yeah i'd beat u fag)
>highest break 14
Joeseph Melican is a paedophile.