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First for Oleinik

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First for jade

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imagine fucking her face and having your balls smack against her forehead over and over and over and over and over again

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based almost suicide

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Post your are walk out songs, here's mein
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WTF I hate Jacare now

Good fight. Good night.

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based retard perry

I hope you're only taking a nap to be prepared to goof the picks honey

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Some thoughts on tonight's card:

It's a real antipeach that we could have got Jacare/Yoel tonight and instead are getting Jacare/Soon-to-be-flushed-Swede
Smoliakov has a peach of a personality. Likeable guy, and won some elite national award from Russian gubment for his wrestling skills, but man, he gets gadooshed in his fights. He lost to Cyril Asker, for peaching out loud. Hardy gets the KO in R1.
Perry/Oli is interesting, if only because Perry's stock goes WAY down if he loses again. If Perry loses (and I think he will) I'd like to see Niko/Perry next.
Hope Cutelaba heems Tex so we get to hype up a young jacked guy in LHW for a few weeks.
Whomever wins between Roosevelt and Gifford can be considered exciting. Roosevelt was the guy who literally picked up his last opponent, literally picked up his body, which was horizontal to the ground, holding him only by the neck.
I'm excited to see Sakai at HW.
Hope Miller gets heemed FUCK BOOMERS.

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not all of us can afford to stay awake all night because we barely have to study and still get PAID to go to university, lukas

I think people are counting out hermansson a bit to easily. Jacare doesn't do well with fighters who move around a lot. Hermannson also has ko power, I think he'll catch Jacare and finish him off with gnp.

What kind of madman hangs themselves as a prank? He makes it sound like there should be footage of this

You just know she's a wild animal in bed.
She probably is very vocal as well.
Imagine her moans...

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Screencapped your post and have sent it to the local university where forensive experts are going to analyse it for authetnticity so you'll have zero hope of backwalking your stupid comment.

Steven Rivera here. This ends now.

Jac headkicks Jack
Smoliakov decisions Hardy
Cowboy RNC's Perry
Hulk kills Glover
Sandhagen melted triangle's Lineker
Who cares

Please do so that I can be vindicated once I'm proven 100% correct. Jacare lost to gastelum, Whittaker, and rockhold. All of which use a lot of footwork just like hermansson.

Everytime I see a picture of Perry during fight week I just see a palette swapped Conor. Both of them are over compensating brainlets.

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How many likes does this Mendes whore get on her instagram?
Honestly, if she gets more than a thousand, she's a whore.

Don't get me wrong, it's possible to get more than a few thousand likes and not be a whore, but you need to be at least a little famous. E.g. my loves, my angels from a Japanese girl group get a few thousand likes on their instagrams, but that doesn't make them whores, because they are literally in showbusiness, so only getting a few thousands likes on your instagram when you're in showbusiness is actually kinda cute and sweet.
But if Jade, because that's he rname, Jade the Mendes whore, if she gets more than say 1,000 likes on her instagram, even though she isnt in showbusiness or anything like that, well that basically just makes her a stupid whore doesn't it? Sickening.

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LMFAO

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must be tough to have a sexual icon as your sister.

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Why did I think she was E Alvarezsz kid?

None of those fighters are remotely alike, b

I have no clue what you're talking about zoomer.
Speak English.

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Whittaker is basically a better gastelum?

Damn didn't know he lost to Rockhold. That's embarrassing.

Speaking of Rockhold.

Lets take a moment to feel the intensity of this moment right now for Rockhold. He has been flushed at MW. This is the calm before the storm an LHW. He knows that losing to Jan is going to send his stock way down. He'll be remembered as a total fraud. A paper champ. That hurts is what I'm getting at. He used to be a dimepieace. Hot shit. He could potentially rescue that image at LHW but honestly, I don't think he will.

What does her bumhole looks like?

Is anybody legid friends with Jade on ig?

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Was that supposed to be a question? That’s not how you phrase a question. And no.

Evil Cowboy is a much better fighter than Perry but I wonder if his nose has been deleted

Pretty sure Sakai has only ever fought at heavyweight.

Derek and me tried but didnt work

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I think he has a chance to go on a rampage at lhw. Anthony smith moved up and was wrecking everybody even volkan and shogun.

I don't have the pic, but like the recent black hole photo

Has any heemster every informed her of her celebrity status on heem? That'd be interesting

And any good pics of her from behind ?

If you know what I mean

Yeah I didn't mean it to read like he had moved up. I meant I'm excited to see HW fighter Sakai

Good argument youre clearly very knowledgeable so I concede. Now fuck off idiot.

Waiting for airplanes stance on this before giving my opinion

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He'll get KO'd stiff again within 3 fights and run off for another year to go surfing and cry on twitter about people getting title shots instead of him.

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To heem, or not to heem, that is the question.

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yall niggas weird af

Y’all talk me off the ledge

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Literally her brother posts here.

>starches you with a quick left
>steals your phone
>rapes your sister afterwards

Is the Notorious Conor McGregor the most based man in the history of this semi-slurping """sport"""?

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>still seething over this

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Never bet on Perry unless you plan to kill yourself within a week of doing so.

>semi-slurping

That doesn't answer my question

I know this is bait, but my take is that Conor is the biggest false hypejob ever. My eirish peeps in murrica.

When the stakes were highest the can came through buddeh.

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This guy is now unironically my favorite fighter

Fellow bongers:

Early prelims: 10:30pm, Prelims: Midnight, Main: 2:00am (BT Sport)

Bellator 220 starts at 1:00am (Sky Sports)

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>say something incorrigibly stupid and wrong

>why arent you agreeing??? Fuck off!!

*dabs on your monkey ass*

easiest (You) of my life

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Anytime you want to bet just bet on ((Trump)) winning 2020 instead. It's Free money.

how many silverbacks could 100 brock lesnars beat?

That and the Lombard heems are the best Hendo heems, with him sleeping Canderlei coming 3rd.

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(pity)

Trump loses to Yang or Bernie

Bet the bike-shed on Hardy.

might order a stupid amount of pizza and cheesy garlic bread to get me through the night

I'd just like to see a good argument for how Whittaker and gastelum are completely different, not the autistic screeching of a 12 year old.

I'm incredulous to this Yea Forums mindset.
It literally is a cakewalk for creepy Joe.
I have never been more certain of a victory even before the primaries have began in my entire life.

Don't pity him buddeh he had it coming

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lmao when foreigners know your politics better than you do yourself, goddamn are burgers dumb, it's incredible

i feel bad for u boys, every card like a Rizin card

hendo loves beating on limp bodies

Patrick Little is winning in a landslide you fucking dolt

what's it like being a retard?

Post your car

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what type of pizza
you can't order it unless it's /heem/ approved

>*blokcs your path*
>I heard you talked shit about my podcast.
>Why don't you say it to my face..

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>bro theyre so totally alike you fucking nigger they move XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>LE PROVE ME WRONG!!!

Nah

to make it worse whenever we get a European card Dana always sends the worst fighters he can possibly find

Shame he didn't get to diving elbow drop that fat fuck Fedor.

I say do it. Perry trains at the best gym in the world and this fight is in his backyard so this could be his big comeback fight.

You know nothing about politics or what voters are prioritizing you braindead nigger

Ask your mother

Trump dog walks him

With that kind of attitude you're going nowhere in life man.

jalapenos and stuffed crust m8

am i cool?

Is that what daddy told you? How sad.

I can bet 100k you said the same shit the last election cycle

where's the fucking MEAT

I just hate fiters who go for that last punch even though they see the guy is out. I also understand that ref needs to stop it, so it's kind of a dilemma.

In your mom

I have predicted every presidential election win since Bush 1. It's a cakewalk for ((Trump)).
Fun fact:
>The NY Times used pic related to connect Trump and Putin in an article.

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I can bet 100k five generations of your sheep fucking fuck faced family has never accrued 100k of anything but gallons of cum in their assholes. Trump was stupid free money i made thousands

The fact that you included yang and not Biden just shows how stupid you are.

The DNC is going to rig it for Kamala or Biden who will get skullfucked by Trump.

paki detected

n-no-homo

Biden is literally Hillary 2.0 in the worst way possible. His positive political legacy is being Obamas whiteface sidekick

dab for trump

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kek

im from the north, we dont get pakis up here

You're dirt poor living in your mom's basement you incel lmao

Lol quit projecting your shitty life onto me.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRkA1xYBZBQ

You order pizza like a BITCH then

>Leeds
>Bradford
>York
>Manchester
>Rochdale
>Newcastle

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Your jewish overlords will never let Trump lose.
fact.

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im from cumbria pal, gods last white english haven

If that were even true my moms basement is worth more than the tractor shed you live in you rat faced stale bread eating nigger.

After Jack inevitabely heems Jacare, what will be next for him?

People have been begging him to get into race because he's the democrats best option. Non whites love Biden and so do whites AND he's center left not a far left socialist like bernie which turns a lot off people off believe it or not.

>Toe Rogan, where you at bitch?
All the unironic "(((JRE))) in 2019" listeners line up for mandatory soft heem into solar plexus. And use your fucking head next time.

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Joe Biden's an even bigger zionist than Trump is.
Go on his wiki page and he literally hasn't criticised them once.
When Israel started bombing Gaza he said "it's not our place to tell them they can't".

>implying there's any presidential candidate that the jews don't control
so naive

>no you!
Daddy never taught you anything. Explains why you’re such a low income bitch

seethe and cope endlessly my little golem

scared of a little spice, onions boy?

Whittaker

You, my western Finland friend, are a bit deluded. Jacare stomps Hermie

What actually happens there outside of Carlisle?

In many ways the POOFC is the worst mma org

how would prime Fedor stack up against current heavyweight champs? when will a new Fedor appear?

I've seen this happen before with a South Korean fighter.

Does anyone actually know what's happening? It's like a military ceremony but... it's really childish. I mean, who is the yellow guy? Is the sash necessary?
I know South Korea has mandatory military service, so I guess it is something to do with that.

I like it, I just don't understand it.

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Yeah it's Kamala vs Bernie. The others are just jobbers. They are there to get her over.

>people
Who? The same retarded establishment that backed Hillary? He offers even less than her. Voters care about healthcare and the future of labor. He blasted off his campaign with meaningless platitudes of “unity”

>turns a lot of people off
Is that why the country wants higher wages and universal healthcare?

>advertising someone elses product in your advertisement
fucking manlets i swear

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We drink and walk up mountains mostly

nowt much else to do

I dont live in some total ratfaced cloudy shithole. My neighbors german sheperd is worth more than your inbred family lmao

the point is you're uncultured TRASH and evidently STUPID too

Remember when they raise money and lose they give the money to the party. It's all WWE.
There is no way the democrats are running an old "white" man.

shut up fat lmao

incredibly redpilled, however i prefer legal and sophisticated turkish waifus

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That's a police uniform, probably just promotional outreach stuff.

sounds like paradise

woah, calm down on the PED's lad, you're getting a little upset

Nobody can sell the Iran war like Trump.
Migatards will eat it up.

>yankees
DROPPED

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Wow you're really angry huh? Its okay buddy let out all those frustrations.I
Its not good to keep these things bottled up. I know your just picking the most hurtful things that have ever happened to you and trying to hurt me by saying I had the same experience. I'm sorry about your dad. Now ill take my leave because I'm not into picking on the emotionally handicapped.

Nah someone like Obongo and Uncle Joe could sell it way better

Sorry but I don't take advice from "people" who eat like children

>shut up fat lmao

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Hermansson
Hardy
Cowboy
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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I see. Thanks.

Shit meant for

I mean both those things matter whether you think they do or not user. But the biggest undeniable problem with bernie is his past and his support for Russia and praising of communism during the cold war. Trump would bury him on a debate stage.

I think it's time again to remind /heem/ of the official poster rankings
1) Eastern europe, brazil
2) Australia, western europe
3) Bongs
Power gap
89438486468) Burgerlards

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Jade is legal in my eyes.
>sophisticated
>turkish
lel. good one.

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>ducks estonia and spainsperg and stops talking shit to them to try and make people forget he bitched out
which heemer am i thinking of

Another Russian can gets heemed tonight, dis gonna b gud.

What happened to Denmark?

he changed his proxy to slovenia

proof?

>*sniffles*
>im like *tears roll down gyno nips* not gonna
>*chokes up*
>pick on *gets hot flash*
>THE EMOTIONALLY HANDICAPPED *chugs onions*

*double dog dabs on your stinky fat ass*

kek

Are you saying healthcare and labor matter or not? Because outside the twitter bot bubble, nobody gives a flying fuck about russia. People want accelerationist radical change. Not the same centrist rhetoric bullshit

This card is stank.

Daily reminder that twitchy ducked when i challenged him to a cock-off.

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This isnt even the real lithcuck right now. Its some obese proxyfag NEET bitch

see

shut up fat lmao

Rent free

Centrist win elections because they appeal to the majority and not fringe groups.

HEEM

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I don't think I'm the one writing paragraphs about you and jacking off discord trannies buddeh

So the majority wanting medicare for all is fringe? I disagree for sure

Corrected Power Ranking
1) USA
2) Eastern Europe, Oceania
3) Bongs, Canada
4) Western Europe, Brazil

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Huh? Are you okay?

what are some Schmo interviiews that must happen soon

*walks out to limp bizkit with a backwards baseball cap*

THREE PIECE ANJD A SODA BASED!!!

Schmo and Duterte

Schmo x Gooby
Schmo x Khabib
Schmo x Ben Askren
Schmo AMA on Reddit

I wanna see him sit down with John Morgan and make him explain why he always gets the first question

Schmo Askren and Schmo AMA has happened

Not that bad of a take fine sir but let me explain my reasoning for my ranking, which is official btw.

Eastern europe and brazil shitpost often but in a very sophisticated manner, and discuss with solid takes most of the time when it's time for serious discussion.

Oceania, and western europe second because they shitpost very often and have ridiculous takes, but it's very entertaining seeing them rack up the (you)'s

Bongs third because they're just boring crackers

USA last because they're low iq and reddit

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>Schmo x Khabib

I dont think I could endure smth this cringe

Because MMAjunkie licks the ufcs balls and tosses softballs in exchange for first dibs

1. Australia
2. Germany
3. Brits, some USA desu
4. Sweden
5. The rest
6. most of USA
7. Canada, even though some of the somali poems back then were OK

Has anyone ever DM'd Jade a /heem/ thread?

im thinking of making videos where i wear wacky apparel and talking exaggeratedly, any thoughts? i think i can milk the basedboy market on this

Every democrat wants that not just bernie. And Biden doesn't have bernies sketchy past. In a national election Biden has a better chance to beat trump than bernie. Although bernie has a good chance to beat Biden in the primary.

You will always just be a poster in a sea of burger posts. Like a school of fish.
Meanwhile Chad rareflags are the sharks of /heem/.
Burgers are and will always be the lowest step on the /heem/ foodchain.

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Dress androgynously like Prince but talk in Schaubisms

what an ugly moor

Oh I didn't know he worked for them. Don't really bother reading any of the regular stuff, it's all the same bs

>i stand out on this anonymous board!! xD
i think reddit is more your speed

schaub is more attractive than 99% of american males

Anyone else excited for the inevitable spain spergout when JacaGOD heems the swede?

You have to remember that not only does Trump not need to spend money on his primary.
He doesn't need to do all the stuff he did to get attention. He can run a way more steady and focused campaign.
Plus Trump has the Weed card as a joker.

No they dont. Theyll say something slippery like “healthcare access for all” and not give a straight answer. Kamala Harris one of the few that said M4A at her town hall but then her own PR corps backtracked and retracted on her behalf. Bernie, Warren, Gabbard, Yang are the only serious ones about M4A that I can think of off the top my head. Every other says wishy washy shit and or has an abysmal voting record regarding healthcare and pharmaceuticals. It will end Corey Booker specifically at the Miami debates

Biden has the corporate centrist past that got Trump elected to begin with, Anita Hill, and is a creepy slimeball. All of which are actually hundreds of times more controversial than anything bernie said. Biden would be Hillary 2.0 and lose the Midwest again. Bernie would comfortably win Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan, PA, Ohio against Trump not to mention NC and FL and others

Cope.

>He doesnt heem himself 6 times a day to condition his chin

Trump needs a kick in the ass. Him not having to battle works against him. But it does give him more time to bullshit the Midwest and use his charisma and rhetoric. He ran a campaign on resurrecting the middle working class. He needs to point to the meaningless unemployment and slightly rising wages as evidence that the Midwest is soon to reap the benefits and the Obamacare mess will be virtually washed. A tough card to play against a Bernie who can offer more radical solutions

I personally don't want to drink henry's

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Dude you must be living in a bubble. All bernie supporters think bernie could easily win a national election but I'm telling you the only reason the establishment hasn't backed bernie is because they know hes not capable of winning a national election. His message is too extreme for a large portion of democrats AND he doesn't appeal to non whites at all. And nothing would motivate trumps base to go out and vote more than bernie "I used to be a communist" Sanders. What the democrats need is a centrist who can unite the party and motivate the non white voters to vote.

Bernie is probably the strongest candidate but:
>muh bernie will increase taxes
eez clap for Trump

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Why the fuck is Bellator sharing the time slot with UFC tonight? Do they want as few people to watch it as possible?

Not just the weed card but student load forgiveness as well. There's a lot of things trump can do to ensure he get reelected.

>democrats will raise taxes and open the borders
>and muh russia hoax
Trump 2020

Mike is such a brainlet its endearing

Lol you think the establishment would even WANT Bernie to begin with? He’s a nightmare for pharmaceutical companies and Big Tech who are and line the pockets of the establishment. Are you living in a bubble?

>His message is too extreme for a large portion of democrats
And that’s why they work against him. Because he resonates with most people now

>AND he doesn't appeal to non whites at all.
Total myth. Most of Bernies ideas are literally what most Americans want. They know he would win but they dont want those ideas

>used to be a communist"
Lol, NOBODY cares about this other than established hardline Trump voters who vote for him regardless of the opposition. This is an issue for an actual fringe minority

>What the democrats need is a centrist who can unite the party
Utterly meaningless rhetoric. They’ve literally had these exact things for decades and its why they’re so fragmented now you dolt. The fact you’re focused on “the party” and not the people shows how much of a delusional boomer you are

Most of which affects the 1% and their estate

Schmo on Helwani MMA Show
Schmo on food truck diaries
Schmo on JRE

Luke Thomas, I know you are browsing /heem/, you pathetic fat failure, Schmo is already out of your league

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based

Raise taxes on the 1% which most approve of and actually address the labor economic issues which is what most people in the Midwest actually fear in regards to immigration

>muh russia
An issue for morons like Biden and Co. but ultimately it’s not a swing issue

>tax the 1%
Let's see if that fantasy can survive until election day.

...

For Biden, Kamala, Beto, Buttigieg? It can, with a lot of caveats, so in that regard, I say no.

Schmo unironically heems maybe 90% of heem

he's built like a big lightweight

>88 calories
/ourguy/

Andrew Yang is going to trust bust the UFC with Scott Coker. Cope harder Zuffazombie

Good lord I didn't realize I was talking to the living embodiment of reddit. I'm not gonna waste my time systemically shitting on all of your points, just because it's literally meaningless. Just know that you're wrong and one day when you're older you'll realize how stupid you are.

you are fucking retarded

have sex the lot of you

i literally did yesterday

>im gonna ragequit like a stupid bitch because im a pretentious retard that knows jackshit about anything
Ftfy

Hold this L, b

your hand doesn't count LMAO

I don't give a shit about any of it, this isn't a political discussion board

Get this political discussion out of heem

Andrew Yang is going to heem Dana

i never masturbated in my life Joe

Wah cry harder baby nobody gives a shit about your dumbass opinions. This isn't reddit buck-o

No one will be able to replicate the success of the Trump campaign's memevertising on /pol/

ill add her just to show off

She wont accept you

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link me her ig

jokes on you she added me

>waaah he no agree with me like I wanted!!!
Lol hold this dick, son. Im gettin Yangbucks or welfare out the ass

Hermansson
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts
How does it feel to know that i won the picks.

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any event tonight and when does it start, bings bongs

I think perry's getting flushed

If only we could trick her somehow.

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prelims in 50 bings

No need to lol i have all her pics

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Minimum wage should be 30k flat for fighters per fight

thanks and god bless

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For me, it’s Ryan Dawson and John S. Nash

>oh shit I made myself look like a fucking fagget
>quick act cool so they don't realize how much of a fagget I actually am
Too late user.

Oh yeah im so butthurt over not ragequitting like a little bitch!!! Ooofah im triggered!!!!

>that referee realizing this isn't boxing

UFC medicare for all fighters

Satoshi "The Croatian Sensation" Ishii

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based. Does she have one were she does that tongue out thing (which they do because it looks like blowjob). ?

Unironically though, will we see automated judging and reffing soon?

saw him here in zagreb a couple months ago
was really excited but i was ina tram, would def go and ask for a pic
dude looked not that tall but buffed af

Look at him go lol. Truly entertaining. Write me another 500 word post about how much you love reddit and bernie.

Plenty lol she does that in like every picture

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>lol look guys im actually trying to be smug haha right guys??
Big yikes

Too late user

>hello, I'd like to make a 500 $ bet on Thomas Gifford knocking out Roosevelt Roberts please.

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No kidding, do people know who he is from training with Cro Cop or not?

Jade is going to probably the 3rd worst major institution in New Jersey behind Rider and Kean. If she wanted to schlum it up in South Jersey she shouldve gone to Rowan. Glassboro is a ghetto shithole but has life to it. I’d take the millions of Penseltucky party schools or even something as blasé as Rutgers than Stockton

people who watch the sport do, not too many i guess
but any mma fan should know about him by now, especially after he did 2 podcasts and people saw what a fucking funny legend he was
normies don't know shit except avengers and beyonce or whoever is popular nowdays

>big yikes
Just look at him. He can't stop.

Oh sweetie are you just desperate for the last word!

*pets you on the head*

You can have it, honey b!

She needs to grip the tongue with their lips

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Thanks for the opinion piece, please keep us posted.

frankie banged jade and there is nothing you two virgins can do bout it
how does that make you feel?

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Turn on espn2.. these softball sluts have the thickest arses

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She’ll end up going to Xfinity Live in Philly and getting blacked if she isn’t freshman year. I’d eulogize your parting words, homeboy

Sincerely hope I’m just a pathetic 25 year old on heem amongst 16 year olds

Gawd...

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if you believe you are pathetic you will be it
you need cojones my man

average /heem/ poster is 27 ie entering their athletic prime

pedo

You're definitely not alone. 90% of this thread is lonely autistic virgins in their 20s talking about some random girl who's like 10 years younger than them. They even know what who college she goes to.

/heem/ is fucking dead man. It's just miserable genetic wastes posting now

got anymore of that?

Everybody calm down and post some bundas

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stop projecting
some really nice hardworking people are around here

Is twitchy going to stream tonight bros?

I've been working out every day since tuesday, lose my number.

>womens college baseball
>on live tv

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Working out isnt an accomplishment. If it is, youre never gonna make it

I mean that's your fault for believing in anything the ufc hype machine says. The ufc models themselves after the wwe.

I wonder how much of a guido she is?
>and that's a good thing

When the UFC inevitably gets a WWE Network platform it will launch the sport into the Big 4

>you now remember Dern era /heem/
those were the days my fren

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pls stick to one flag

Why doesn't the ufc do anything to solve the gyno problem?
It's harming their product.

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Almost heeming time

20 bings till prelims

how many times did she suck off that negro in the background that night?

>Trst je Slovenija
I'm clearly from Slovenia.

puffy nips
thats from roids

what a fucking tank, imagine the braps

Medi women prefer nordic men. That's a well known fact.

cmon spammy
just stop it

Lol thats not derek how new are you

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i wonder how many times he nutted inside her

youtube.com/watch?v=8vxD9CDIDoY

I'm me. stfu.

hes called steven ortegafag
you spammers are all same to me
i'd like to beat you up but also be nice while doing it cos it would be for your own good

Are you guys watching this softball game?

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You realize derek and me email daily right? lol we messaged over 100 times

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I have never met a croat i couldn't heem.
You guys are fags.

>BJ Penn

yes. she walked off sac fly

The gators have some thick white ladies. Goddamn

Reminder that Mike Perry literally tried to hang himself

It's almost time, lads

Are you comfy?

Schmo is a chad with eclectic style.

Why does he pretend to be retarded?

i used to joke around spammy is the fat pedo brother from paige van slutten called steven
also i seriously dont give a fuck who your texting

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Do you have a Webm of the coach going wild on the sideline?

Heading over to the BB&T Center right now.

Decided not to wear my TFATK shirt in case one of you weirdos approached me or took pics.

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Lol why are you being so mean

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>i-it was a joke my niggas
>i swear

Future Goat?

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I’ll just look for the God with a nice hogprint down under, homeboy

I used to joke with my friend that he looked like a croat
>he had cancer and was in chemo

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PRELIMS STARTING

where can i find a link? is there a sub reddit they get posted on?

Today is my birthday. Sorry guys, disappointing card guaranteed.

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If Lima wins, Jacare wins
If Lima loses, Jacare loses

happy bday my man
my you bless us with many heems

WE ROOOOOOLIN

r/mmastreamz

Jacare
Hardy
Olivera
Teixara
Sandhagen
Roberts

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Ah yes, Court McGee

happy Easter heem

Me = based
You = cringe

>you haven't died yet.
Congrats.

based

Our first early prelim of the night is LIVE on UFC dot TV

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what time and where can I watch stipes' grappling?

>Court McGee on the pre-prelims

I remember when he was almost a thing

ufc? who cares, I'm waiting for the bellator card

whats ufc ?

unlimited fucking cuck

happy serb easter my greek friend

Jesus christ oliveira vs perry is an actual fight? And its today?

What a comfy surprise

Cruz + Anik = best commentary team

based

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Haha yes.
>Ponz TKOing him was already two years ago
Time flies

There’s smellator today? Who’s fighting

>tfw so rich I can choose between watching on my roku box via espn+ or on ESPN2 via DirecTV

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Lima looks way bigger

why did nobody congratulate canada his birthday
you fucking uncultured swines
have some manners you fat fucks

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>its a cruz episode

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>that throw

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Did anyone see that throw holy shit pls webm that

in many ways

Yes, and after Perry finally proves once and for all he has no actual tactical skills, he will be bound be BKFC, which will be super fucking comfy.

happy birthday bro

Actually better than rogan

And that’s not a compliment to cruz

>Roku

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Brazil... Getting those hooks in

Spending time with heem is already a greater gift than I deserve.

Stop with Trevor Wittman.

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I literally was just thinking
>dominic cruz

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Dear Twitchy, I wrote you but you still ain't streaming

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He's good tho..

My tooth is gone I'm wondering why

nooo i like it, they always run ads during the breaks and im interested in what the corner says

Based aussie literary the only good poster on heem besides me

Hook to the liver and overhand to the temple, the most powerful combo in MMA.

how is she allowed to fight men?

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funny how that move changed pretty much nothing

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

discord.gg/m9XxVHN

some people are so egocentric it digusts me
have a good one lad

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If hermansson wins tonight I'll eat my own cum

Court looks like hes back on meth

>Actually better than rogan
What a trash opinion

finally a legit /heem/cord invite

he was doing meth?

you already do that every night thogh

FIRE AWAAAAY

cancer

based Lithuania working the marks on this fine Saturday

Guess you've had your head in the sand about how much of a shitty commentator Rogan has become, he stopped giving a fuck ages ago and now his cuck fetish has leaked into his work.

20-18 Court McGrind

So, aside from the possibility of Jacare being completely flushed, how does Hermansson win? He’s a BJJ guy, he ain’t outgrappling Jacare, and Jacare’s standup is pretty good. Am I crazy in thinking this is a complete mismatch?

Yeah, he overdosed joined mma and turned his life around

I have Lima up two.

just bet my house on the Joker, thanks Canada!

>its a guillotine

hermansson uppercuts jacare's head to mars, it'll be very ngannou vs overeem-esque

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>twitchy is circumcised
>constanly espouses anger and hatred towards women
Poor gaytchy. He will be scared for life from being jewed.
He said pic related is ugly and doesn't look good. Imagine being that much of a hater.

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Dude looks like a Game of a Thrones extra.

Amazing that McGee actually beat Robert Whittaker

I agree

He was a drug addict, and he nearly died of it.

damn Julian Assange got to stick his dick in that

Court is the MW champ

what if he never stopped but actually is fighting for drugs?
imagine the willpower of a drug addict
dayum

>You now remember prime Edge
Fuck usada.

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On the subject of Court, what is heem's opinion on Judge Judy's new hairstyle?

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Official Commentator Power Rankings:
1) Cruz
2) DC
3) Anik
4) Felder
POWER GAP
2344652345) Rogan

Best theme song, better than BJ Penn.

who dis?

oh no no no

Which is proof that MMA has nothing to do with real fighting. Sad, but true.

Hermansson has the herky-jerky striking style. It's very strong.

JUST

Didn't watch the fight, was too focused on making calculations for the bellator outcomes
who won?

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My sister

Pretty sure Court was on the heroin, not meth.

Could do without the spray-on tan, but she was objectively gorgeous in her prime. Twitchy is 1000% homo (or so whipped by his uggo wife that he just automatically says all attractive women are ugly).

Forgot Hardy, but he is equal to Anik

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

Yes he did. The Milf version of course.
Exposing the NWO is the new hair metal.

Little late

Even on concrete most guys with training would have shrugged that off.

That was in many ways like just about every other Court McGee fight

Robbery decision oncoming

>Start to stand and bang
>Almost get heemed

Based Cardio Karate Court workin the fat heem smarks to another decision W

the opinion of a beta autist

The fans won that one.

What a war!!!!!!!

>call opponent on
>circle 6 feet away

Lima trolling.

Ahaha, no. You don't need to hit your head in order to get heemed by a throw, your're going to suffer multiple broken bones from a throw like that.

Get knocked down, win the round

Lmao sure bud

>OooH HE'S OUT , HES OUT, STOP THE FIGHT

Anik improves when he's with DC, Rogan actually becomes an even bigger brainlet when they put him with DC.

McGee won round 1 and 3

>29-28 mcgee
It's already begun

First win for Greater Florida tonight

That judge was on some good crack.

i got lima too

Hey Coral are you there live tonight?

How come Dhiego Lima and Douglas Lima are so far apart? You imagine they train the same amount and they have a similar frame.

oh for sure b, I bet if you could trained you could spring off concrete like that just got to condition your arms

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Básically dhiego has a shitty chin even court almost ko'd humy

i disagree. the only thing that changes it is the surface. in general most everything would still work or be more effective on concrete

Man, Lima is a top lad, glad he won

I appreciate you, Aussie webm bro

>t. 80 year old woman

It's another episode of "better, faster, stronger"

i seriously don't know about herMansion
is he swedish or norwegian?

Guy on the right gloved up and ready to scrap

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I hope Hermansson loses for wearing those stupid sunglasses.

You guys fucking blind or just coping grapplinglets? If you hadn't grown up as sheltered autists you'd have taken multiple much harder falls like that on concrete as a kid. That wasn't that hard.
>b-but when sensei does his powerful nippon judo throw you fall through the ground just like in my animes!

Remember that one sperg who was unironically arguing that cruz vs garbrandt was a draw? Weird times.

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>Show up to UFC event wearing gloves, look like a fool
>Show up to Bellator, get main card slot

Wow I feel sorry for fighters with bad chins.

Esquibel could easily shock the world here, both are cans, throw a cheeky tenner on it to get back 50

what do people do, during wmma fights?

It's been just over a month since Hill lost her last fight and she's back again, hope she loses again for her rampant abuse of the race card.

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This navage thing looks retarded. Just use a netti pot.

That guy is awesome, he is the one Aldo jumped into after the win over Moicano.

>Angela Hill is still in the UFC

>*unzips belt*

Hill vs Esquibel literally has no purpose. Both are absolute fucking cans with no chance at the title

I am frustrated by Angela Hill's good taste in music and the fact that she is capable of sheeming, but has literally zero ringsmanship and her anti-wrestling is awful

Why the motherfuck is there not an option for English on ESPN.com. Trying to watch the Prelims online. Can only seem to find the Spanish broadcast. Am...am I retarded?

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UFC stats are meaningless. There's no baseline

Black girls who are like that are just tsundere for big white cock, sucks to be as bluepilled as you

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I thought she got exposed *again* only a few weeks ago?

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>angela hill
>-550 favorite
lmao what the fuck??

I'm frustrated by her sexy body and tight booty. And by the thought of her pink slit between her smooth brown legs.

Womenlets, when will they learn?

BRAAP winning this fight

based leon cosplay

Not a fan of black chicks in general, even if they're banging bodywise they always have dogshit personalities or attitudes.

I'm saying

At least they arent wearing that disgusting white shirt and green pants combo

Why do they big up Hill when she's got a trash record?

Gonna buy me a UFC belt replica.

based

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wooooo

the sheboon back pedals really well

Neil Magny shouldn't be allowed to fight women

psssh psssh psssh

I thought Douglas Lima was fighting McGee? Why is he fighting some short ass woman?

>skinnyfat 115 pounder

Esqebel is 2 inches away dwarf cutoff lol

Westernized coloreds are disgusting. There are a lot of gems in Africa though.

Esquibel is going to gas hard lmao

If Hill was a little more athletic she would throw a flying knee when Jodie comes in swinging with her head down

Seriously she has belly flab

Alex Caceres just can't win a fight

I'm not watching this card tonight if we're in the trust tree.

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yeah blood diamonds

how many rides at Disney World would Esquibel not be allowed on?

Esquibel 10-9 cage control

Jade with the fat ass

>women
>athletic

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Yes

>theyre punching each other pretty hard
Brilliant commentary by dom cruz

Dom got CTE from Cody, leave him alone

esparza booty soon

WMMA fucking sucks

She looks like a female Michael Johnson

When you've got pillowfists like Cruz most punches seem pretty hard.

Kick her in the tits!!

kill hill

Tfw Hill is one of the best female strikers but has shit power

BASED WOO CROWD

The nigger keeps grabbing the dwarfs hair

19-19

jacare
hardy
oliveira
teixeira
lineker
roberts

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Stop reminding me that Cody used to be good, it hurts

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nah 20-18 hill

90% of the women in her division have shit power, the reason she's 8-6 is because she's just utter tomato can tier and can only beat cans of equal or lesser skill.

drinking a white monster

I invented toilet cangela till

based

Why the fuck do fighters always rush in and get clinched after they rock their opponent, where are the coaches

Its too bad people figured out Codys only weakness is spamming right hands

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it hurts like hell

Lol imagine getting worked over by cangela hill

>im not much of a dancer
lmao anik

>spamming front kicks as the shorter fighter

Amazing fight IQ.

now that angela hill is approaching milf status, what can be done to make sure she gives birth to half white children before her womb becomes barren?

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Come on man

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Angela Hill is back in the title picture.

>deepest women's divison
Holy fuck. Just end it.

>Jackson Wink

>flying knee doesn't sleep her

no p o w e r

What kinda piza should i order

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Hill would destroy Rose desu

based womanlet getting beat to a pulp fight

Scorecards are in.
>we all lost

probably not desu

She's 60% nigger at most, the kids would be 80% huwite

white pizza

this is why 115 needs to be scrapped and we need a women's 200lbs devision

Wait Jessica Penne was supposed to fight? Oh shit Angela just fought a month ago?

4 cheeses, obviously

Ice cream pizza

Overkill? More like underkill (lol

Yo what is up heem tuning in to the fights finally.

Pineapple + Ham

Angela Hill is now 3-6 in the UFC, truly worthy of keeping around.

Souza
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Sandhagen
Roberts

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has there ever been a Scandinavian UFC champion? why are northern and western euros so shit at fighting

lmao ausbro PLEASE tell me you got that kid in the slipknot shirt

Fight went the distance.
>imagine my surprise

why doesnt he keep his guard up?

theres only 1 good kind

why would anyone watch womens mma? it reminds me of when I was a little child. when we fought because we were so weak it never hurt so we could go all out

he has tuna and onions written all over him

tfw skip the wmma fight to make my supper
was it any good?

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Nooooooooooooooooooooope.

UFC caters for wrestlers

>wmma
>good

No and they had the audacity to interview the winner.

Gustaffson beat DC and Jon Jones for the LHW title

Jim Miller is still fucking fighting in the UFC?

Reachlet about finna get dabbed on

Depends on how good you are at cooking

her fight with Andrade was a banger

This. Fucking end me now. Fucking filler bullshit.

hill pieced her up for 15 minutes

Tuna = chicken of the sea, chickens are closest ancestor to t-rex
Onions = makes others cry
Yep, he's champ.

Is El Chicano in the MCU?

Nice walkout song what was it?

Anyone else watching Cage Warriors?
Don't care about the UFC prelims for tonight

the problem with womens mma is that the women arent even hot. they literally have nothing of value to offer to me as viewer. they should just let models pillow fight each other and I would be more inclined to watch that

the heartlet lost both and got killed in the rematch

Why don't they just send all female fighters to invicta and stop torturing the fans?

Souza
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roosevelt

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>The cartel killed my brother
>Followed by a Taco Bell commercial
>MFW

Cure my Autism. Where in fuck is English?

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He fights every few months, casual.

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how come there are so many black male fighters but literally only one black female fighter (I mean 2 if you count de Randamie)

Pretty much all of Andrade's fights are spicy, I don't think that had anything to do with Hill considering she got smashed in that fight.

"""decision""" is not a valid method of victory, any fight that isn't finished is a draw, mma died the day boxfag Jews turned the sport into figure skating

t. vrigins

dont @ me

Jim MIller looks different

*sniff*

Gamethread

Holy shit he's about to get heemed in front of all his kids.. sad.

you like homemade donairs?

Breaks my heart to see Miller go from gatekeeper to flushed.

true. your roastie cunt has no power over me

This should be a mandatory retirement if Jim Miller can't wreck this can

Here's your (You) you fucking cocksmoker. Eat cock fuckstain.

Here new

IGNORE THIS

Anchoves if you’re not a pleb

herm
dmitry
michael
ion
john
roosevelt

Norf IQlet detected

Made me grin a little

Pasol nx su savo negrais, degradas.