/NFL/ DRAFT THREAD #4

High on Life Edition.

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>the London Jaguars

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Endgame sucked

Belichick is an 8d Chess Grandmaster, and just fleeced the Rams 3 times.

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draft punters as early as possible

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jesus christ niggers and their sub 70 IQ

Yeah, I mean he was getting mocked to the first just a few weeks ago. Great pick

Jags going to London confirmed

with all the London fuckery and sandman owner, it suddenly makes sense why the Jasgs have jerseys that look like soccer shirts

The draft is so bizarre sometimes.

Is Schubert the new Jack Kearney?

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>Weird Bernie
The more he fears someone, the less cutting the nickname is. Also the Republicans were shitting themselves when their own voters were cheering for Bernie's health care plan.

And is this one of the worst drafts ever? Everyone is unhappy with who they got.
List off 2 draft picks you're really happy with for your team.

>No Sternberger, Moreau, Knox, Gentry

Bravo Bill

all these Mishitgan players in Stoolertown make it easier to hate them

The safety position has become less relevant as time has gone on

>6 foot 8 tight end
manlet dbs tremble

Winovich
Harry
Cajuste

This faggot on the Verizon commercial deserves the rope. Hardcore basedboy fanboys are the biggest faggots on this planet.

Iggles doin good?

That's why Nancy doesn't have a nickname.

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Who the fuck is that faggot QB that the pats drafted?

>this is how Bernie can still win

FUCK YES BBK IS A SEAHAWK

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Who's the biggest draft bust of 2019?

will he make it?

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She wishes she had a nickname.

Literally evil incarnate.

>LB
pete is reloading

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the black midget QB

What was the dumb thing he just bought? I am too lazy to look up Irsay's insanity.

>Pats
N'Keal Harry
Joejaun Willams
Chase Winovich

Not a single person in the crowd was a conservative. Most of the audience was young.

Keep your shit health plan I'd prefer my taxes not go up so poorfags can get free shit thank you.

queers not welcome, get out

Burkhead plus 2020 mid-round pick for Rudolph.

Screencap this

DK Metcalf

SEETHING

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>yoghurt with no fat
what

They are going to trade him for a 2nd the year T Lawrence comes out.
It will be used in the package to move up to the first overall.

It's like you haven't been paying attention. BB is always planning 10 steps ahead.

jarrett stidham. he's best known for being engaged to the houston rockets owners daughter

Murray

Bradbury and Irv Smith Jr.

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CEO, not owner

>Be black

>read at 5th grade level

>drafting a kicker fifth round.
>last name is gay.

the state of the bucs.

HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!

>That little fella with cancer

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>black quarterback
will this meme ever end in this current political climate?

>bucs and kickers

Laughing out loud over here. Good ol' Bucs.

what a gay pick

>gay kicker

This.

>drafting a gay player
pathetic bucs

What's to seethe about? Trump is still president and Congress is still salty

>cucs draft a GAY
LMAO

>A FUCKING KICKER

thanks for staying in the NFC South basement, fucaneers

DK and BBK

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>bucs drafting a kicker again

ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahh

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>Not a single person in the crowd was a conservative.
>Ignoring how Fox put plants in the audience
>Being anti-American
As expected

Isn't that just frozen yogurt?

Reminder there is zero reason to use anything greater than a 7th rounder on kickers/punters.

Will the bucs ever have a good kicker, or is it just something in their stadium

>Bucs draft a kicker named Gay

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He's only President on weekdays, though.

Why tf didn't the Eagles take Dionte?

Holy shit that TB redheaded cheerleader is a fucking babe

>TB
>Draft a kicker

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Nope cuz dats racsit

how did this happen?

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>a kicker
>he's a gay

>he works on the weekends.

imagine being this much of a wagecuck and a heretic.

Anyone can edit Wikipedia?

>McAffee

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Damn Utah is having a good day their Punter and Kicker have both been drafted already

I heard wrestling and want to know what they are talking about.

how did what happen

>Fox plants audience

Were's not talking about CNN.

>Reddit
>no gay sex with hats on

are you even trying?

Reminder, Weekends were invented by Liberal Unions!

The sugar lobby in the US deflected American perception of sugar making people obese, to fat being the cause in the 60's. Ever since then, companies have been removing fat from everything and adding a fuck ton of sugar, sadly

Pls redpill me on Ryan Finley

What the fuck were they trying to do?

>kicker is failed soccer player
every fucking time

That play wasn't McAffee's fault.

yogurt by definition has fat
otherwise it's not yogurt

milk based products have fat in them by definition

because kushner takes off on Saturday

I can't believe the bills let SG go to the pats, fucks me up. Could've had white and SG dumb fucking faggots.

im not posting for your entertainment

The weekend has existed long before your autistic socialism has

2019 Mike Glennon

Gym Shorts will play just 1 LB so team will always throw the ball in the middle and CBs won't be exposed. Pure genius

Draw an offsides, but the center was like a day-of replacement for the guy who actually knew to not snap the fucking ball

macabee explained it awhile ago.

>were trying to get the patriots to think they were changing to their offensive unit and get a too many men on the field penalty.
>they were not suppose to snap the ball.
>guy who was snapping the ball was replacing the guy who did this play in practice, i.e. snapper has never seen this play before.

benny and imam. did they trade those picks for the player which were drafted by another team?

He's pretty athletic but his arm strength is kinda weak, works okay under pressure from what i've seen

219th draft? Shit, the NFL has been around longer than I thought.

What happened with Mack Wilson?

STOP GIVING MORE PICKS TO THE PATRIOTS YOU DUMB NIGGERS

nothing to redpill, he went to a school that's so shitty they have FIVE current NFL quaterbacks and haven't even won their division in their conference ever, and haven't won their conference since 1979

BILL DRAFT A TE FFS

>tfw miss watching Mayock get pissed off because he's the only one in the NFL Network cast who cares enough about the draft to stay serious in the 7th round

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Get back to work Donald.

>Another small cornerback

wow...

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That's not supported by any evidence or scholarship. Then again, you're probably someone who doesn't believe in facts, so...

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I dont know much about college football, what is better big10 or big12?

>former bills player who retired right after 4 straight years of super bowl losses
damn

>not supported by leftist scholars

OK....

Were you asleep yesterday leafbro?

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>tranny tripfag browses leftypol in the mod discord
shocker.

See! Facts don't matter!

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GIMME ANOTHER KICKER

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>Gay

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clearly big12 since 12 > 10

Big 10

You put all those words in a sentence but none of it makes any sense

Bill is seething; he's a honkey too.

seethe tarhole

>pats drafted a QB so good that patrick muttholms was afraid of him in college

BASTE

thx

B1G is better at the top but has a bunch of fodder garbage teams at the bottom, most B1G teams also run more pro-friendly offenses. Big XII is deeper but not as good at the top and everyone save for KSU runs a gimmick Air Raid offense.

go back

>whose wife and mother is deployed overseas

>Me and Brady’s Sixth Suspension has an entire fucking folder of pictures for a team that isn’t his
How obsessed can you be?

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>No plants
Care to get up in front of the class and explain this?
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>Pick is immediately in
This is an ill omen

>halfbreed spawn

disgusting

But there's only 10 teams in the Big 14 and there are 14 in the B1G

>can't break a chocolate football
Woman, not even once

I see thanks, which teams would you recommend me to follow next year?

Sometimes I need a good laff.

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DRAFT A FUCKING DB LYNCH

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>further proving my point
Keep postin em

Thanks ESPN for talking about seahawk and colt picks for 20 minutes.

the fuck is wrong with you people?

>big 10 has 14 teams
disgusting

>Renfrow to Vegas
BILL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGG

Achieve coitus

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This is the same retard who shits up every thread he's in with un related politics so it's not surprising.

t. leddit

The Jets and Dolphins are laughing at the Patriots 2019 draft

>Pats don't get Renfrow or Isabella

Well that's no fun

grow up

abc's coverage isn't bad barring the amount of commercials

>all these teams buying up the meme white receivers before Belicheat can get them
Based

And trump is his shabbas goy

Obtain intercourse

Former NFL network was far better

this tbqh

GET READY FOR BOBBY WAGNER 2.0
HAWKS JUST DRAFTED CFB'S BEST LINEBACKER

Coverage*

the fact that a Jew England tripfag is the only one to shill his masshole communism on a sports board should be very telling, and yet you retards give it validation every time

>fat fuck is a packers fan

I don't want Bobby to go, but he's going to want a shit ton of dosh.

Drafting BBK was the right move.

Mayock is dearly missed, that's for sure

>soon to be

>The state of the Cheatriots atm

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LEAVE MY RAMS ALONE BILL!!! WASN'T THE OWL ENOUGH??!?

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>police
>fire department
>medicare/medicaid
>roads
>military
>federal agencies
>farm subsidies
I mean, aside from all that, socialism is probably evil.

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it's clear Bill no longer gives a fuck and will leave with Brady

Money might not even be the issue, like Baldwin he's getting older and has had injuries. I wouldn't be surprised if he retires in a year or two

absolutely boiling, you just can't help yourself (like every other Marxist cuck)

>t-there's no way they win 7

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So much cringe all over this coverage.

I have a feeling Bill will trade a pick to the Raiders to pick up Renfrow from them before the day is done.

Why do you think this? They got an absolute unit of a DB, a starting WR, a solid QB prospect, a solid edge rusher, a good RB prospect...??? what the fuck else would you want?

That tiny blonde is qt

his mother is his wife?

I'll DP her with you if you're down.

imagine being a cheatsfaggot

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american idol tier backstories

BILLS DOMINATE THE POLLS

colleen wolf is based dont talk about her like that

>Mother is veteran

No she isn't, shes a POG welfare queen who never came within 1000 miles of combat. When did veteran start referring to literally anyone who was ever in the military?

Perfect for BLACKED desu

I have had the runniest shits today. So glad I don't have to work or it would be a serious issue. Can't even fart unless I'm on the can for fear of the slip n slide that could happen instantly. Liquor shits are wicked.

if they were trying to motivate a quarterback, could they at least choose a quarterback who is good?

>When did veteran start referring to literally anyone who was ever in the military?
Since always?

i ate a philly cheesesteak and a whole bag of candy and a can of beans im in the same boat

Well I don't know her, but that Morning Football host is clearly unsufferable

Even if Belichick was just a GM alone he'd be the GOAT GM

why do people constantly bow down to POG welfare queens who have not even fired a gun since basic

>That Edelman block
dayum

God speed brother. This is my last weekend of eating like shit and drinking. Wanna drop some weight and get healthy for a wedding next month. Gonna slam some sweet OSU poonanny in Columbus.

>Redskins choose another alabama player.

>Redskins having flawless draft
wtf I love Snyder now

Medical or some shit like that

>Moves down 11 spots to get free a pick just outside of the top 100
>Moves down 13 spots to get a free fourth rounder
>Buttblasts the bears by moving down 14 spots to move up 43 spots later in the draft and a free fourth rounder next year
>moves down 4 spots to move up 30 spots later
>move down 28 spots to move up 76 spots a bit later

Absolute kino.

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This.

Wait, people unironically support this denture cow in my state? I keep forgetting you city faggots aren't just a meme. We need to dump some more illegals in boston to cull you.

David Sills was literally the same player as Hunter Renfrow except he's 5 inches taller

>Scarlett
whom???

>Leftyfag twitter

yeah, nah.

>show highlight of him horsecaller tackling someone.

This. We had 3 4th round picks and 4 7th round picks, we needed to convert picks in order to get more chances to get stuff in the draft. People who think that Bill trading down is always bad can't see the big picture.

Yeah, I've seen the SEIU banners at work too, retard. The cotton gin did more for the weekend than your gang-run muh yunions ever did. Leftists love to take credit for everything.

that's always been the case fuck nut. Veteran was always a term for those with prior military service

Just wanna say that I'm having a fantastic day bullshitting and watching the draft with y'all. Hope everyone has a great rest of the weekend!

Desu it should be considered a major taboo for non-combat vets to wear uniforms or do the whole song and dance about “respect muh militaree”

NOW THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING PICK DORSEY
YOU ARE FORGIVEN FOR THE TWO PREVIOUS REACHES

the rams were at the superbowl?

Don't bother. the tripfag is a well known liberal retard. His autism will not let him accept reality as is the case with most of his ilk

Join the /nfl/ chat
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>don't realise draft starts earlier today
>check what happened
>ravens got justice hill
wew watching like 8 oklahoma state games for no reason has paid off

>Kelvin Harmon is still available
I don't get it tbqh

How did the Browns just get the 3rd best LB in the draft in the 5th round?

So many memes.

Fuck these miss quotes

"attitude issues"

This is the lamest fucking draft since 2014

Justin Hollins

>Be military
>go through all the training
>can't wear uniform because there are currently no people for them to wage a war against
Are you retarded?

Bad testing and missed tackles

>3rd best LB in the draft
that was jermaine pratt

>Police are militarized to absurdity
>Volunteer fire departments run about the same without the insane lifetime pensions for sleeping 3/4 of your shift
>lol only 100 trillion in debt for our progeny, not my problem!
>Potholes with some tar in between on I-91, don't forget the 20 mile stretches of 1 lane roads this summer!
>military is somehow socialist, durrr
>federal agencies are good, for some reason, because near or in a city in MA
>I hate corporations and big business, yet gloat about subsidies, which kill competition from the average man

I hate you all in this state and I can't wait until I find a suitable replacement.

>be essentially a glorified tradesman
>wear your uniform around because you’re an attention whore

Aka locker room cancer that will bust in less than 3 years

Nice cope bunghole, must feel bad getting cucked by the Steelers and Browns for the LBs you wanted

This draft was insanely deep with great safeties with 2ndR/late 1stR grades. You can't take them all in the 2nd bc not enough teams have a need there. Right before Deionte Thompson went you saw some of the others go in the 4th like Chauncey Gardner-Johnson and Amani Hooker

These are all major steals but we all knew it was coming because the S class was so deep/stacked with too many good safeties

Great year to have a need at S

>What is a standing army
>what is the national guard

People here severely underestimate how big of a problem a shitty attitude can be in a team sport.

fuck this wind

Stop drafting LBs, thank you

I'm a tits fan

>cashman

>>wear your uniform around because you’re an attention whore
You act like they just put on a uniform whenever they want and go fuck around, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works

>steelers got snell
well fuck

took a literal who backup rb instead of a safety

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It is though

No vet wears full dress except for ceremonies and that's only if they don't feel like getting a suit.

>lying on the Internet

You're talking out of your ass now.

WOOOO DA UUUUUU

great pick by the cowgirls

>Cowboys draft a kiddie diddler

Neverserved faggots like you don't even know what you're talking about to begin with

>A glorified tradesman who gets paid well below what they would be in the civilian world
>still have to wake up for morning stretchie-wetchie

>State Farm Stadium, formerly known as University of Phoenix Stadium

Nice argument. Just epic.

'Trader Rick' strikes again......

please diddle me

*trades down*

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i thought michael jackson died

>DT
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DRAFT A TE

See

Byron Cowart DT

>drafting a cowart

TRADE UP
>Byron Cowart
PATRIOTS WIN AGAIN

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>And is this one of the worst drafts ever?

Youre missing out. So many teams are simulatneously killing it i can't even keep up with all of them. Best Draft ever so far

>draft is loaded with defense and people call it boring

women should not be sports casters.

women are pretty

Women shouldn’t be in the workforce at all.

The fact that giants fans hated the pick so much just shows hes actually gonna be great

Experience sexual relations

Its the other way around. In today's NFL you're playing with 5 DBs 60-70% of the time. 3rd safeties and nickel corners are basically starters now and being paid higher than ever and have never neen this valuable in NFL history.

No. ‘Veteran’ used to refer to combat veteran. It changed sometime in the past 20 years or so when muh service became a meme.

>Be Texas high school football player
>Be a huge Cowboys fan
>Watch as Dak massively downgrades from Romo and singlehandedly throws many games
>Downgrade from Romo
>He visits your school
>Have to act happy

this nigga cant read

that black texans cheerleader is a qt3.14

Willis..........gib

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No, it referred to people in the military. There just happened to be a lot more wars to fight in the past than there are now.

There's a big difference between settling for Artie Burns after missing out on William Jackson, and the Steelers giving up draft capitol to take a LB before the bengals, while the bengals grab the best o-lineman in the draft to help their shit o-line.

>mascot jumping in the pool
the dry cleaning bill is going to suck

>Also the Republicans were shitting themselves when their own voters were cheering for Bernie's health care plan.

It was an audience filled w/ Berniebro socialists you absolute moron.

That mascot nigga is ded

Completely false.

>two nineteen draft

Bill traded up AGAIN the absolute madman

PICK IS IN

Left or right?

Completely true.

Fuck. Just sharted my pants. Tried to get away with a sneaky fart. Sharted and then ripped a massive 18 second stanky fart. Fuck I'm hungover. Time to go change drawers...

Used up the last of his rural and suburban brain cells in that reading.

P U N T E R
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A FUCKING PUNTER BILL WTF

i WAS easting

>Bill drafts a punter

4D CHESS

>all that added weight from a wet mascot suit
I'm worried about him

A FUCKING PUNTER

MAD
A
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>Bill traded up to pick a punter
It's the GOAT punter guys

A punter! The absolute madman!

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>Taking the punter out of Standford instead of the TE out of Stanford
>Leaving Gerald Willis/Joe Jackson on the board

BILL

We going to ignore how Stidham is literally the next Garoppolo?

Try westing instead, it might suit you.

PUNTER
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>punter
pats are losing their draft magic

>people doubting bill.

anyone he picks is instantly the best player at that position.

So >we just drafted Ray Guy, yeah?

RYAN ALLEN ON SUICIDE WATCH

patriots traded 2 of their 3 remaining 7ths this round so they probably dont think theres much late round talent left

Based bill. Pat's will dominate field position for seasons to come

>EJ Speed
>Tarleton State

If you are into kinky stuff you could try northing.

I like southing

Northing is for literal butt bandits

>WR literally named Speed
It’s over for the NFLel

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Why the fuck did I drink so much last night.

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>Ray Guy.

Could be worse, the bucs drafted a Gay guy.

>drafting a WR literally named Speed

That's a weak attempt at a meme clots. The Pats literally just traded up for a punter, you can't out-meme that.

>Tarleton St.
American friends, where is this school. Never heard of it

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tejas

sounds like a regen name

In the state of Tarleton.

MICHAEL JACKSON

It doesn't exist, the pick is clearly fake. It's just a football version of Taro Tsujimoto.

EJ Speed is a linebacker. NFL Network ius just retarded

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>Tostitos™ Plaza

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Holy shit the Pats got Stidham?!?!?!?

There are a lot of mid-round QBs like this who might be steals (Finley, Grier, Rypien, etc) and Stidham might be the best if them:

For his college career he was: 64.3 comp%, 8.5 YPA, 48 TDs, 13 INTs

>Ron Jaworski: Been studying the QBs for this years draft.
>Pretty weak class! But one guy that keeps impressing me is Jarrett Stidham out of Auburn.

others:
>The 2018 tape shows a player who lost both his confidence and poise and began to play a rushed brand of football that seeped into his pre-snap planning and his post-snap accuracy.
>was 1st team All SEC as a Junior beating Alabama & Georgia then after his Oline transitioned to an inexperienced group his senior year performance dropped off
>NFL teams may be having difficulty gauging Jarrett Stidham
>Stidham is one of the true wild cards because he spins it as well or better than anyone in this entire draft. In shorts, he'd be a Top 5 Overall pick. Unfortunately, he had a drop of this last year at Auburn. Some of that is the lack of protection. But just throwing the football, he's great. His upside is as high as any QB in the draft. Stidham is very talented
>I turn on the film and I say, ‘The things people are complaining about on film are Auburn team issues, not Jarrett Stidham issues
>Jarrett stidham is the sleeper QB
>I hope the Giants are taking a strong look at Jarrett Stidham
>18-year scout: is there a dark horse QB? Don't be surprised if it is Jarrett Stidham
>NBC: For most of this draft season, the consensus top four quarterbacks have been Oklahomas Kyler Murray, Ohio State’s Dwayne Haskins, Missouri’s Drew Lock and Duke’s Daniel Jones. But as the draft approaches, Auburn’s Jarrett Stidham is a quarterback who’s getting recognized more and more.

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YOU'RE FUCKING 19 AND DON'T HAVE A GUARANTEED FUTURE STOP HAVING KIDS YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

the cowboys just drafted 2 jacksons

this,how many people with the last name speed have you met

>Possesses plenty of leg with ability to hit it 60 yards in-air without much strain
>Has NFL hang time that was best in college in 2018
>Has skill as directional punter and hits it where he aims it
>Handles kickoff duties with impressive 82 percent touchback percentage
>Allowed NO explosive punt returns his entire senior season

Patriots just won the draft BASED

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>having kids outside the confines of marriage
blasphemous and degenerate

they are going to be making $650,000 minimum, they have a good foundation.

they gotta make the team first

BOTH FROM MIAMI

Oh shit Easton Stick

Good pick chorgers

>people are going to know who shaq griffin is
i still don't know who he is

Cheatriots could draft a fucking quadriplegic diabetic woman and it would still be HURRRRR BASED BB WUN DA DRAFT I HEAR SHE'S WHITE

it is not like they do not get paid in training camp.

yolo

Blacks can’t think 2 steps ahead

Why can't brothas make sure them hoes is on da pill?

>Blow it all on Gucci clothing, Rolex watches, and Lambos
>Tear ACL and be out of the league in 2 years and can only fall back on your underwater basket weaving degree and 2.0 GPA to make a living

hes that guy without a hand

You’re talking about people with literal retard-tier IQs

Clayton Thorson confirmed Wentz killer.

I never said niggers were smart.

Did the Chargers just still Easton Stick from the Eagles?

>Patriots completely ignore TE position
literally EVERYBODY BTFO

Wouldn't be surprised to see them run a tackle at TE just to run down peoples throat

Based Bill

Well they have 6 rings, must be doing something right.

how many INTs has he had so far?

Also known as Ole Stumpy, the Xecucks wasted a 5th-rounder on him and he's proceeded to do fucking nothing in the NFL because he has one fucking hand

Just finished my 8th shit of the day. Probably have 5 or 6 left in me today. Kill me. Asshole is on fire.

Bill has more rings than your entire franchise.

They're going to trade Ryan Allen and their seventh round pick for George Kittle.

This man comes back week 13 and catches 8 tds and a SBMVP, what do?

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user, are you okay?

>Cheatriots fans can't handle the bantz

>After 20 years of innovating on offense, the Patriots circle back and bring back the Wing T

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>unironically virtue-signaling with a draft pick
Only Seattle would be this cucked

Fuck you Chorgers stole baby Wentz

Hungover as fuck. Have treated my body like shit the past few days as I had a number of days off in a row. Liquor shits are just spraying out of me. Still super comfy, PGA golf and the draft. Wish I had a portable toilet I could hang out on in front of the TV though. Might go grab me a bucket.

Except just drafting the punter is better because they probably had no way to trade down into the sixth round so when they got their next chance to draft in the seventh round, he would be gone.

maybe

Bill is way to smart for this league

>being this mad because Bill styled on you by drafting a p in the 5th and winning the draft

woo lad

Yes, drafting a punter is indeed better than drafting a quadriplegic diabetic woman

Are you the guy with diharea from above?
>when the supreme gentleman and the king giggachad do the fusion dance

Why did teams move away from this?

>muh sad stories
holy fuck who do they think watches this shit

Yeah and the Iggles responded by taking Thorson lel.

sit in the bathtub

>hurr mad
See

>black child had a difficult upbringing
YOU DONT SAY

>i-its just bantz
fuck off retard

wives/gfs of the people that don't

Wew

Yep. That's me. Some serious internal issues.

BROWNS DRAFT A KICKER WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

They just missed writeups on like 6 players

Heading to Portillos lads, what do you want?

>drafting a kicker

>drafting a kicker in the 5th
wew

kicker taken!!!

I'll take a Big Beef and some cheese fries lad

God fucking damnit I hate Mexicans so mch

Easton might be friends with Wentz, but Thorson’s a better prospect at least.

not drinking multiple days in a row is the key

spanish is such a disgusting language

I want some china food

War Eagle woo

ill take a cheeseburger user, thanks

>this QB is good because he's friends with eli and went to his camp

Yea, I did 2 days in a row. I'm basically on a 1.5 day hangover. I feel alright, but my guts aren't happy with me. It happens. Cleaning up my act after tomorrow. Gonna drop a ton of weight once I lose this drinking bloat.

>LA pick literally announced by mexicans
hahahaha you can't make this up

I take 1 solid, relatively clean shit per day,

Laffin at ur digestive systems

burger.

You need some carbs, user. Get some bread

Just cut and seasoned some potatoes and have fries in the air fryer crisping up now. It's all self inflicted and I have literally nothing to do today, so it works out well. Shit, fap, eat, hydrate, watch the draft. Good day.

Keyshawn Johnson?

KEYSHAWN SO GOOD HE GOT DRAFTED TWICE

>3rd WR drafted by arizona so far

Your cognitive dissonance is entertaining.

based

>Washington just drafted Cole Holcomb, the most athletic LB in the class. 98th percentile in SPARQ.

REEEEEE WHERE'S THE DRAFT TICKER THIS COMMERCIAL HAS LASTED A FUCKING HOUR

FUCKING SHIT LYNCH JUST GET US ANOTHER DB

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Post penis length in inches. Go.

2 inches
also go titans!

It’s almost as if Cardinals’ HC Kliff Kingsbury is building his recruiting class around his new 5-star QB, with three new receivers to grow together.

7.75

5.75

6.5, 6 circumference

It upward curves and is hard to measure

6 in erect. Go Rams!

R U T G E R S

>another safety
FUCKING WHY

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7.25

>rutgers
but those are bills guys

How are the Rams doing so far?

>dirk bentley

It's Dierks you stupid cunt.

Also, my friend is running in that marathon in Nashville today and he says the town is fucking insane.

Worst draft in the league

Cringe

they got played by the patriots

7, but I say 8 and roasties have no idea

MINSHEW TO JACKSONVILLE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

What is this Duvall shit? Did I miss something?

THE FOLES KILLER

God I wish I was in that pool for the jags draft party

>poor mans baker mayfield
ouch

165. Cowboys— Joe Jackson, DE, Miami
>Joe Jackson was Miami's most consistently productive edge the past few years: 22.5 sacks and 35.5 tackles for loss from 2016-2018. He tested horribly at the combine, though, and tumbled to the back of the fifth round.

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Ugly ass Nashville thots on a bachelorette party. That's a yikes from me, lads.

They are big fans of Robert Duvall.

Kelvin Harmon must have killed somebody. If he makes it past the Bengals with Ryan Finley, he is on the run from the law.

>JAGS

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I figured, just wanted to make sure. Thanks.

Nice dick

whats a washburn university?

>32 teams
>41 picks in this round
??

what does this mean?

Would Jacksonville be the best NFL town to live in as a player?

>being a packers fan in 2019
youtube.com/watch?v=dGPHdOtoVtU

sup five points

>Raiders drafting white guys
Based

the place you attend when i pwn you on the internet

compensatory picks

compensatory picks

No income tax lmao

Not as entertaining as your fantasy of Sanders winning

I had no idea Rochester was such a coontown

>Lovely Warren
>Mayor

>PLEASE LIVE IN OUR TOWN
rochester sounds like a shithole

Favorite MFC camgirl. GO.

Comp picks dipshit.

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syracuse, rochester, buffalo. All sambo ville

it's really weird desu, I didn't think Finley would go before the 5th but Harmon is going UFA

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He was the only ginger QB, the Bengals had to make sure they got him

You, my friend, are a fucking patrician. I have been really into her the past few months, although I haven't seen her online recently. Same with SwannaBelle who is probably my fav. KimmyRain is top tier though. Good man!

>outie belly button
dropped

May Marmalade before she switched to Chaturbate

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>2 Old Dominion players drafted

Jarrett Stidham was a great pick by the Pats. Amazing talent and his squad at Auburn fucking sucked ass this year. I'm really surprised he went this late. High ceiling.

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is that really him? looks like one of those lookalikes who is about 20 years too old. damn.

Piano used by Lennon to make some Beatles album.

>vikings pick 190 191 and 193
turn them in all at the same time

the old dominion

gross

>STILL no David Sills

I mean, he only had 33 TDs as a 2-year player. You'd think that'd be valuable to someone.

>pants to Broncos

Seriously, please kill yourself.

did they not have one of the worse lines in football last year

did they even draft a lineman

>Isn't that just frozen yogurt?
yes, freezing things removes the fat.
you should sleep in your freezer tonight.
fatty.

>4.6 forty
How about no

11 inches flaccid.

At 6'4, that's not terrible

sorry I don't like auschwitz prisoners

kingsbury probably can't evaluate linemen lol

>implying Spielman isn't looking to trade down at this very second

>4 of kyler murrays body gurads gets drafted early

How big of a bust is that manlet going to be?

pants gonna take david sills

twitter.com/KimmyTheRain

imagine if the entire 7th round is just vikings picks

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>because he's white xD

stfu faggot

So how many new chiefs players are going to wind up being fucking psychos?

We're going to start the rebuild over next year.

At some point you just got to accept its not a meme.

accept my dick in your mouf

Just got home from the draft. Holy shit, what an experience.

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>Browns pick sponsored by Golden Corral
seems right

Gib Willis!

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Already had my dick for the day.

With pick 181 in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Bills select Jaquan Johnson, SS, Miami
>nice athlete lol

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faggot.

>Armon Watts
how should I feel about this pick?

Lmao this boomer looks so fucking confused.

>The only videos is of three different angles of the same play

Good sign

He looks like he posts here lmao

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With pick 176 in the 2019 NFL Draft, the 49ers select Kaden Smith, TE, Stanford.

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Wanting a guy to suck your dick is gay tho.

based israel

He's pretty tall

Washemplae tho

What software or whatever is this?

What the hell program is this?

>still no andrew wingard
>missed out on a dozen decent players in the 3rd
>drafting literal who's over BPA

you guys find me rick spielmans address. I'll take care of the rest. him and his adopted chimp fashion statement dependents.

>your average Cowboys fan

how so?

>mfw the dumbest fucking tripfag to ever post on Yea Forums is a "fan" of my team

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Hi guys no hate just saying hi desu

>Olisaemeka Udoh, Elon
cat walked on the keyboard again?

>tfw 3 picks no Willis

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Luv me nannys

>Patsfag
>A flaming homosexual liberal

Why am I not surprised by this?

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this seems like a terrible event to actually attend

Hi user

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>ha, got that lib. THE LEFT CAN'T MEME

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>drafting from Buttgers
ISHYGDDT

Some of the local draft parties looked lit as fuck

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>8.3 X 6.3

>about 5 inches flaccid

>Tampa Big Dick Buccaneers

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lamar on the clock

Trace will beat him for the job halfway through the season.

the tom brady pick

6.9

come on fins pick Gerald willis

> a dozen 5 star RB's still on the board in the 3rd round
>draft a fucking slow concussion factory from the mountain west that cant break tackles and has never run for more than 8 yards while a dozen better power backs and a half a dozen speed runners from actual conferences are still on the clock

I bet you really liked rick trading back 5 times in the 3rd round. based rick 5d chess right?
not like we could have used good OT or SS or anything.
but we got the last pick in the draft and squandered it on a latavius murray clone.

Fresh bread when?

I like when lefty fags do this. Funny how you goo gobblers think it's okay to generalize about people but are the 1st to cry racism/sexism/whateveryoufaggotscryaboutnowadaysism when it's done to you.

Absolutely pathetic you "people" have become.

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Damn, Princess Leia knew how to party when she was young.

>be a tripfag
>know absolutely nothing about football
>post anyway
shoogie doogie

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