/hoc/

>RKO
?

randy keith orton

Can we have a moment of silence for those who didn't make it to the second round?

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S

Please don't be disrespectful

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I don't want to be randy keith orton'd out of nowhere

No

too late

>standings
>letting josh Anderson live rent free

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All those regular seasons points, lost
Like tears in the rain

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Nobody does m8 but you WILL be looking up at the lights

HONK
HONK
HONK

LETS
GO
BLUES

Which team has the best farm?

oh shit :/

what does randy have to do with the lights?

Imagine being such a cuckold that you're happy if the team you're playing wins the Cup.

Are all Islander "fans" this pathetic?

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PP babies are always exposed in ploffs

piss

What would we do if the sharks win the cup?! All 5 gigs of shark choking meme will be useless!!!

I like those Asian titties

Bloos would steamroll those memes
Binnington at half effort is worth two Jones'

He doesn’t really have a gf, just wants cheap (You)s
t. (You) economist

>Honestly would not mind if the canes won the cup even if it means my team has to lose in this series

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Imagine letting josh Anderson hit you then score after taking the puck from you

we can't allow that to happen

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>time to die

They would have to last 4 games against >us and that wont happen

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Sharks and Canes desu

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>mfw canes/stars SCF

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Sled hockey's on

Watching the NFL draft rn

Isles desu

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based me too

Watching Canadian Premier League. Lads!

for me, its the stars and blå jackets

Blues or Avs desu

!

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based

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>Watching CTEball draft pick
Oh yeah so exciting!

Mr Bettman, the cup, if you please

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>mad at people enjoying themselves

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Who /blizzardinapril/ here?

Oh no how devastating

I don't respect people who like shit sports.

Albertabro?

No one cares what some loser respects or doesnt tho

>capeshit spoilers
How will sharks fans ever recover?

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Yes

have sex

By killing off a 4 minute penalty without giving up 4 goals

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titties

Will there ever be a player like Scott Niedermayer again? Good size, fast, great leadership, offensive AND defensive skills. Any modern day comparable?

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Based

--> Harsh but true

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but patrice you've already won it before, we should give it to someone who doesn't have one

McDavid

his name was scott stevens

I HATE THE FUCKING SHARKS!!!!! HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER SEETHED SO FUCKING MUCH OVER A PLAYOFF SERIES. EVEN FUCKING LOSING TO THE CAPITALS DOESN'T BRING THIS MUCH AMOUNT OF RAGE AND ANGER I HAVE.

EVEN THE FUCKING KONGS AND DUCKS ARE MORE TOLERABLE THAN THESE SHITHEADS

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im not falling for this post you arent actually that mad lol

Quack. Fuck the knights. Quack

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Not a defenseman

no

cringe

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>almost may

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Shut the fuck up retard

>live in arizona
>temperatures are already 38 C

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oh no

where you at dawg yuma reporting in

aaaaahahahaha
t. god-tier 18C

Fuck you shart loving faggots. I do hope you win the cup this year. So next year we can be the ones to smash your face in and embarrass you AGAIN

Phoenix.

How's the border there? Can I still go over to get some 18 year old hookers in Algadones??

Sure thing vegas. Sure thing

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Daily reminder

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absofuckinlutely but i would recc going to san luis instead for that as the cops will only give you a hard time if you actually break the law, algo cops will fuck with you just for being there after dark while being a gringo

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>I do hope you win the cup this year.
cuck

clean your vase

thanks! I'll bring along Pancho and Jose, and probably Chang, since I know Mexicans for some reason never mess with Asians and think they're really just here for a quick visit.

What the fuck were they thinking? It's playoff hockey, nobody cares if someone's lying on the ice bleeding out of his head after getting cross checked to the face. Let them play lol

So happy we have a reason to bully Vegas lifelongs all summer.

canes desu

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Oh you mean like how the Blues were gonna steam roll the Sharks in 2016?

>the smoothest and girliest hands in the world

Holy fuck man, do something with your life instead of smoking weed all day in your treehouse your dad built you. You have a huge ass backyard, go grow some potatoes or something

Lads I'm scared by the leafs

Look at this dude

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have sex

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Seattle Frog Dudes when?

Perhaps his dad died in a car accident when he was 14 and that tree house is all he has to remember him by?

Just be grateful you weren't Cowboy Bob Ortoned

>Dzingel scratched for Wennberg
???

is that a healing potion or mana potion?

>everyone says jerseys are hueg because pads
>buy one a size smaller than what I usually wear
>still feels two sizes too big

I’m literally 20 and in college nigga
Eat me

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then why not honor his dad by fixing up the treehouse, making it better? He could run some insulation in there, make a slide, restain the wood, repair some termites, add a bed

shannon absolutely dominating rn
youtube.com/watch?v=JuL6MiZqDNs

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>just an hour more till better hokki
thank god

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Are you dumb?
I literally just started building it in the summer

because crippling depression

Why did the ducks break them up?

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Would /hoc/ rather have prime Pronger or prime Forsberg?

seriously hope you are not actually drinking from that disgusting glass

Of course I am

Forsberg is about the most overrated player of all time. so pronger, even though he is shit too

Prime Nash please

>overrated
In what way was he overrated?
>Pronger was shit too
Please explain

when will Gary put an expansion team into Mexico?
>inb4 kongs and shorks

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trust me dog

Pietrangelo is somewhat comparable (Niedermayer was still better though)

It's a vase for flowers

Name THREE Players from the Arizona Coyotes without Google.

stors

Screw mexico. When's Quebec getting a team again?

cant believe ice has the nerve to exist

Fuck Sun

Vincent hinistroza
Darcy kuemper
Oliver ekman larsson
Micheal grabner

you do realize a huge % of population cry their life about being spoiled for capeshit and big shows and stuff right?
even in here I had some frownyface comments and shit when I posted some random comments about avengers. And normies care 10 times more.

kuemper, kuemper and kuemper

No fags allowed.

max domi
oliver ekman larsson
anthony duclair

I went on Bing and the first three names are
>Josh Archibald
>Nick Cousins
>Christian Dvorak

Never ever.

Max domi and duclair aren’t on them anymore

pronger and its not even close

Oliver Ekman-Larsson
D'Arcy Kuemper
Max Domi
Alex Galchenyuk

feet

domi is a hab now buddy

you've got my attention

OEL
dvorak
raanta
domi

still waiting on mommy feet...

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Feet indeed!

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Domi isn't a Yote anymore. i don't even know why the Yotes would trade Domi AND Shrome and get nothing in return

Foot fags are worse than murderers.

>Domi isn't a Yote anymore
whatever i still named three

Which is worse /hoc/:
>Footfags
or
>Animefags

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both

weebs of course

Footfags, AINEC

They got a defenseman in return for strome. He didn’t do well in arizona and it just so happened that chicago drafted debrincat, and those two were with the otters with mcgaykid

anime is much much worse. there is nothing wrong with feet, they are sensual

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Sun fucks YOU

all ice is the same

goat gif, simple as

why not both?

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both are odd to me, but not to the point of obsessing over people who enjoy either. If i had to pick
>foot fags

Belly button fags.

They even go on and on about inners, outers, no piercings, no tattoos, and some other shit about the perfect belly button

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trapfags>footfags>regular animefags

>anime girl
that's a male
Astolfo from Fate

what? feet?

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>stockings
Shit taste

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Black

Is that a guy? Those look like man feet?

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Why is this allowed?

t. animefags

only SHIT games today and every day until next years lads

Trapfags

no they don't

straightwhitemalefags

salty

>next years
not really

probably not

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@92359538
>both are odd to me
"you're an animefag!"

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>good series
West

>bad series
East

Simple as

Pronger was SO MUCH better than Forsberg you'd have to be a Swedish/Avs homer to say otherwise.

>tattoo
DROPPED

Please leave animefag

who the fuck is Pronger?
lol

‘ello I am rajeev, and I believe that my toronto maple leafs will win the Stanley cup next season

no

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hahahahaha imagine being the crapitals

Clearly Chris Pronger, a defenseman for the Analslime ducks

Jesus
I'd rather have this snow than that unbearable heat

Stars must win imho

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Use of that image is a bannable offense

call the cops i dont give a fuck

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Fuck off zoomer

based norm
youtube.com/watch?v=rSm_ZW-A-xs

>anime trannies

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Ahem

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FUCK WASHINGTON

that is all

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The Stars are the only team left to save these shit playoffs they need a win today

the only bad guys left are the bruins

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>MacDavid

Pretty good for an old man

Fr*gposters are terrible

Swedebro is beyond based today.... dare I say Sweden is Valhalla pilled today

How good would this man have been at his peak without his injuries?

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You don't belong here

More like frogposters are chads

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92359729
hockey normy.............normy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normynormy normy normy normy normy

Fucking Crapitals, only Ovechkin was good

stars are fucking garbage and need to be folded.
>illegitimate team
>illegitimate cup
the nhl clearly gives 0 shits about the principle of hockey

we probably won't ever see another player like Pronger in nuHL
youtube.com/watch?v=ByARIb9-TmE

see you in 3 days

he almost won the stan Lee with oiler I believe... BBB but Forsberg did win the stan therefore Forsberg is better....

its almost hockey time

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Ristolainen if he had been developed properly.

janniefah goats are worst than al Qaeda

al qaeda did nothing wrong

i'm lose my skills

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Pronger won it with Anaheim a year later

holy based

Use a lighter on those lace-tips bro

You're probably the only one here who can play hockey or skate. This general is filled with fatties who can't skate.

nice

Reminder neck and clavicle is the thinking man's obsession

>tfw the game is on NBC

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>Female sports commentary

Yikes. When will this madness end.

Rasmus Dahlin and you know it

Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

Game thread where

hey buddy i can play and i was really fuckin good too i tell you i would have gone pro if it weren't for my addiction to doing anything but play hockey

this all happened when we turned away from christianity!!

x----------------D

I'll have you know I got on an ice rink once as a nine year old and only fell on my ass three times

magnificent

When you get laid so never

this is your fault canada, you let the you s a take over the hockey world

Do you think any real NHL players ever post on /hoc/?

The speed and offensive skills are certainly there. I'm going to wait and see if he develops good defensive sense too.

Based.

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>tfw no more vegas golden meme playoff intros

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No but Laine probably hangs in /fortnite/ general on /vg/

Thank fuck

Game thread

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Gamethread

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEeeEEEEEEEEEEE

based

lol, well in my chilhood, i'm was 24/7 on the ice
rent

wtf dumb slav nigger
Burn the lace tips so they aren't frayed. Fucking idiot you outed yourself as just a casual skater; bet you don't even own a stick

Finally went and got a haircut

>switching to a bald pusy
Nice

why?

Rude Canuck nigger

Has Zuccarello solved hockey?

B-but you gotta have the flow

Jokes on her, San Jose sharks fans no longer live in SJ, That place is China Town now outside of Downtown.

Who has the biggest dick in the NHL?
Who has has the largest single orgasm cum volume?

Go Avs!

lol shut up retard.
In 2001 year i'm was in the Calgary and played with my team on the Scotiabank Saddledome, i have photo with some fucking nigger, legend of the Calgary.

IT'S FUCKING RENT SKATES. SHUT UP

It's been like 6 months and it's getting hot plus it kept falling in my face
I'll flow through your ass
>girls
>on the internet

Pulju

>i have photo with some fucking nigger, legend of the Calgary
lmao

you should know this already

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Very gay and very wrong.

For me, it's that prospect profile that described him as "always cheerful on and off the ice."

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Why is big jew so fat?

man bulju is TALL

Why is it always the ugly retatds that have the big dicks?
>t. femanon

POSTAA SUN TISSIT :DD

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have sex

Outdated, but was correct.

Turn out the lights and you won't to see their ugly face?

have masturbation

I'm older than 9. You wouldnt care.
I have wby
Yeah but hes still gonna be making all kinds of weird retard grunts and making at me like an ape. Plus his stupid face will still be there after.

UKRAINE WEBM OF THE HEISKANEN GOAL NOW!

COUNTER SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

This bitch doing color has an awful voice.

meme game

Meme game

meme Game

Base'd

fell asleep, surely jack pubes led his team to victory right?

For me, it's IIHF Division II hockey

There are people here who can’t skate? I figured even the sunbelters could skate. Why the fuck would you watch hockey if you can’t skate?

>Based
Y'all need to stop using words you don't understand.

based retard

Imagine typing out opinions and arguments about hockey but being unable to skate.

literally nothing wrong with that

t. gr8 sk8er

twitter.com/DallasStars/status/1122228248413376512

fucking based

t.skatelet

>united states of israel-georgia 6-3
come on its ogre already, united states of israel is getting promoted LOL
division 1b starts on sunday which will be much more interesting along with division 1a on monday

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>Y'all
Hockey is NOT a southern sport.

ya'll a bunch of yinzers

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Blues are boring as fuck

>these foreigners getting uppity for no reason
i told you to shut the fuck up and never reply to me again yesterday.

She always says the most retarded and obvious things

Will Eakin get back to Dallas when the GK fold in a couple of years?

You would love me then, honey.

CALDER FINALISTS

>Binnington (STL)
>Dahlin (BUF)
>Pettersson (VAN)

he looks like he might be jewish
any info on that?

if he doesn't commit sudoku first

I didn't reply to anyone you waste of human skin

Bought a Pavelski jersey, lads.

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But >we don't even say that down here.

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why?

does it come with the smell of blood and failure?

How dare you, he is just a simple merchant.

Because he is the captain of >my team and comes from a relevant country, unlike yours, Sven.

Buying the jersey of a 34 year old shitter with a long history of concussions.
oh no no no no

>failure
4 goals in 5 minutes. is that what failure smells like?

>relevant
you don't even understand this word

Canadian opinions literally do not matter now in the second round

Sweden has seen olympic mens gold as the best in the world. Your "hockey country" has not.

learn english

honk honk

they are still appreciated though

Nobody gives a shit about Sweden except Swedes and Somalians

but swedes are inferior to americans in general

The sharks coach and GM are both Canadian.

>People hating the stronk Northman again
Jealousy is an ugly thing.

lol what got the freedom fighters so assblasted in this thread?

In the second round unlike the teams based there

Sorry you've been lied to your whole life.

>Bring up American player
>Irrelevant countries start belittling him
Never gets old

So your coach and GM don't matter?

The Schwarzenegger's conjecture: if you live in America longer than 3 years you become American

canadians are extremely insecure.
that's why they act out

Lied about what? That the US is #1 and the best country in the world? Prove me wrong.

so if a cat lives in a barn for 3 years it becomes a horse?

It's an unfortunate truth we need to accept

Delusion.

You took cock up your ass for 3 years but didn't become a woman.
It's case by case.

Canada>Sweden>>Russia>>usa

Someone pissed in their hamburgers this afternoon

men are better at that than dykes tho

sticks with holes>sticks without

Google 'false dichotomy fallacy'

no wonder they never win LOL

even regular women are better than dykes at that

>best country in the world
If you enjoy dying early, while being cucked the whole time by corporations, also while being shitty at hockey.

Watching Esso Cup on TSN.

My favorite player is Canadian.

Imagine having none of your country's teams make it out if the first round

Hey me too.

I don't mind Canadians since they are basically a slightly poorer version of America. But when foreigners get uppity in these threads that's just wrong. I don't mind them as guests as long as they behave themselves. But they have to remember it is a North American thread about a North American sport.

>while being cucked the whole time by corporations
>Implying Canadian isn't just as cucked by corps as the United States while also being socially cucked into the dirt by Justin Castro

>Jon Cooper nominated for coach of the year
ha ha ha okay

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>b-b-b-but you are too
Nowhere near the level of the usa and never will be. I'm sorry you've been brainwashed and lied to your whole life m8.

>not finn
absolutely heathen, get out.

I don't mind americans since they are basically a slightly dumber version of Canada. But when foreigners get uppity in these threads that's just wrong. I don't mind them as guests as long as they behave themselves. But they have to remember it is a North American thread about a North American sport.

>At this year’s Men’s Worlds, @IIHFHockey will use 3 on 3 in OT for the gold medal game until a winner is decided, with an eye towards expanding it to other tournaments.
imagine an olympic gold medal being decided by 3 on 3

based, who is it for you

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this is the post

why the fuck cant they just play 5v5 OT

>Nowhere near the level of the usa and never will be
Yeah poor me, I can only fuck dogs in West Virginia instead of country-wide :(

>shotarado
YIKES

>muh evil corporations
nothing wrong with them. they create jobs for both americans and canadians. that's why both countries enjoy high quality of life. you people sound like brainwashed poorfags, no matter what flag

suck each others diccs already and then fuck off to /pol/

He played a key role in that as a vegetable

>a slightly dumber version of Canada
That's mexico. What metrics do you use anyway?

Whatever makes you feel better about being a slave.
I guarantee I make more money than you.

Literally nothing would have happened if your faggot-ass countryman didn't pitch a fit over a STRONG WHITE AMERICAN hockey player.

sure it is all about team work, man.
as long as my team wins. i am a winner, yes.

5v5 is for old people

>nothing wrong with them
imagine thinking this when corporations literally poison people and forcefully overthrow democratic governments lmao

>hemmorrhaging on the ice because you got BTFO is a win

You make more money than me and you blame evil corporations for that?

All I said was buying a jersey of a 34 year old CTE patient wasn't a good idea.

who /ready for dullass imminent choke/ here?

thats shareholders demanding maximum returns on their investments and the corporations are playing ball

you sure sound a bit poisoned. i am done with you.

it becomes a barn cat

how did you come to that conclusion? he's pointing out that your poorfag point is irrelevant

yeah i drank nestle water on accident ;-;
think mcdonalds has the antidote for lead poisoning?

Crosby and his mush brain are still kicking, think I'm safe

Nope, for the most part canadian laws control them up here. Unlike the hellscape that is the USA.

>poland
>white

Crosby is a generational talent. Pavelski is a decent 2C.

Well would that cat be welcome back in the cat world? No because it has been horsed to the point of no return. So it is neither basically. It lost its roots.

theres hockey on right now and you soibois are arguing about politics

Why doesn't every team hire one guy who can barely skate to just draw a bunch of tripping/hooking/holding penalties and then switch him out for the powerplay?

desu i'm watching toronto vs portland

get out

>canadian laws
Lmao. which laws. Give a *specific* example. Every time some random autist brings up shit like 'my country's laws are much stricter than yours' it takes literally 1 min of googling to prove them wrong.

Fuck off

>mad
>at grass hockey
but why?

Hockey is full of politics. Which is why your country has been unable to win the cup for so long. It is all about NAFTA agreements.

My favourite player is canadian
And my my 2nd is american

>dulass goons

Did we have a proper line brawl this year?

Can get this query to work, lads
What am I doing wrong?
Keep getting an empty list

var res = stanleyCupWinners.
Where(c => c.Year > 1993).
Where(c => c.CountryName == "Canada").
GroupBy(c => c.CountryName, (key, g) => new
{ CountryName = key,
YearsWonTheCup = g.Select(c => new { c.Year }).OrderBy (c => c.Year) });

Also one of the most effortless elite skaters in nhl history and one of the best gas tanks

Thats retarded

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Imagine the life choices made leading up to this post

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Did he win any cups or international medals

not sure if this is more or less retarded than to use a shootout

Is kucherov as good as this season says he is, or is he a one season wonder

shaking my head right now

Of course, hes canadian.

stikeman.com/en-ca/kh/canadian-ma-law/us-and-canadian-law-six-key-differences-for-investors

I'm not here to educate you. I'm here to talk hockey.

are you an elite cyberhacker or something?

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>The Tampa Bay Lightning earned the Presidents' Trophy as the NHL's best regular season team with 128 points. Columbus finished as the Eastern Conference's second wild card, earning 98 points. This was the first playoff meeting between these two teams. Tampa Bay won all three games in this year's regular season series.

The Blue Jackets defeated the Lightning in a four-game sweep. In Game One, the Blue Jackets scored four unanswered goals to overcome a three-goal deficit, winning 4–3.[3] Matt Duchene scored a goal and two assists for Columbus in Game Two, granting the Blue Jackets a 5–1 victory and a 2–0 series lead.[4] During the game Nikita Kucherov hit Markus Nutivaara to the head prompting NHL Player Safety to suspend the Lightning forward for Game Three.[5] During said game, Sergei Bobrovsky made 30 saves, giving the Blue Jackets a 3–1 victory and their first 3–0 series lead in franchise history.[6] In Game Four, the Lightning desperate for a victory could not overcome the early two-goal deficit they faced in the first period, allowing Columbus to score three empty-net goals late into the third period and win 7–3, sweeping Tampa Bay 4–0 and earning their first playoff series victory in franchise history. The Lightning became the first Presidents' Trophy winners to be swept in the opening round.[7]

FUCK THE WASHINGTON CRAPITALS

shootouts is the worst

tldr

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His numbers are inflated because the Atlantic is the weakest defensive division in the league. A good offensive player though but seems to lack that next level for playoff hockey.

>he doesn't like shootouts

>talking
>on an image board

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not in finals, no

who hurt you, user?

For me, it's Columbus in 5.

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How are we going to win now???

>who hurt you, user?
nobody just reminding the craps they lost after being up 2-0 in the series and after ovi beat up a 19 year old because he was seething so hard

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that link proves what exactly? that different countries have different laws? i get that. or you are implying that those differences make canada superior? in what way? every law is a two edged sword. as you can always happen be on the receiving end of it. totally pointless to compare entire countries this way.

tbf svetch totally asked for it and deservedly was put in his place.

Why is 3on3 being pushed so hard? 4on4 provides more opportunity for creative strategies that go beyond circle back and retain possession until you can find space for your fast players. You could have teams rolling 3 forwards and 1 d or 2+2. Circling back past the red line should result in a 1min penalty.

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>Svechnikov says Ovechkin asked him to fight first “I’m not superhero, you know? I don’t ask to fight”
>Says Ovechkin apologized.
>Says he’s hopeful he’ll get in Game 6
reminder ovi is a snownigger

>after ovi beat up a 19 year old because he was seething so hard
Ovi was justified. The dumb kid learned a lesson.

>still agreed
like i said, put in his place.

except he didn't
ovi was clearly the instigator
svech was stupid enough to accept but he didn't start that fight. ovi did.

so, ovenchicken. good to know

The only lesson he learned (hopefully) is he should avoid fights. But he didn't start that fight.

>b-b-but he started it
Literal child mentality. Who cares who started it.? The dumb kid accepted the fight and Ovi finished it.

also another reminder that ovishit has only fought THREE (III [3]) other times in his career and lost every fight by a significant margin.

>But he didn't start that fight.
So?

Facing off against a strong heavy man like Ovechkin is stupid. Kid learned a valuable lesson that night.

He’s not a fighter....but he definitely won by a significant margin against the zoomer.

is it just a coincidence that st louis became one of the dirtiest teams in the league immediately after they hired a savage indian as head coach?

>reminder, the guy I'm crying about is NOT a fighter and still heemed >my guy
really gets the noggin joggin

Zoomer BTFO

>dirtiest teams in the league
????????????

>He doesn't like fighting spirit
Do you piss your britches everytime the NZNT does the Haka?

Is ryan orielly a generational meat and potatoes player

>Who cares
But a lot of you fags claimed Svech started the fight.
>proven wrong
>b-b-but who cares
Everyone should care cause ovi showed the world that he has no class at all. Why would you challenge a 19 yo kid to a fight? How many fights did ovi have in his entire career? Like 3? Cause he is a coward. He only wants to fight non-fighters. Preferably little kids. What a literal bitch.

reminder that the haka is like the premodern equivalent of the Nites on Ice disney show

Love that hockey is still a sport where a player can go out there and deliver brain damage, in the way of fists to head, and only get 5min of sit down and think about what you did, and it doesn’t even penalize your team.

based. ovi would get his teeth knocked in by ferland

I am a generational shitposter, lads.
How many like me do we have here? Not many.

lol the haka is gay as fuck m8

I asked who cares why he started the fight not tell me a bunch of bs about what some other anons apparently said. All I’m hearing is you’re salty that the young star of your team was btfo by a boomer star.

have you been watching them play? I'm not talking about checks. constant GI, hooking, interference, etc.

We can agree on that. How popular is that sentiment in New Zealand?

the only people that like it are brownskins and low income chuckleheads

All teams do that shit because refs let most of it go. Only time they call it is if they have to even up the calls or a team is losing by too much and they want to make the game more exciting for ratings.

What did I think of Avengers?

You got sad when Captain Marvel died

My kid and I both burst out laughing when Thanos falcon punched her

this is the first time i've ever considered that someone on hoc may have kids

imagine unironically paying to see a marvel movie in a crowded cinema with an obese neckbeards side fat spilling over into your lap on either side and a cloud of toxic BO gas circulating around your head

you regret giving your money to jews and wasting 3+ hours of your life watching the same formulaic movie they've put out 12 times already.

Ovi has anger issues. Typical fights are about sending a message and shit like that and fighters usually both agree to fight and they respect each other. But Ovi got into a fight like a little kid in a sandbox. He basically sperged out and couldn't control himself. Not good.

I always picture /hoc/ as a bunch of mid-20s lonely bachelors.

Yea Forums has been around for a long time zoomer
My son and I had our own row it was showing on several screens every hour
It only cost $20 to make my kid happy

22*

carolina hockey """"knowledge"""" on display

>le jooz maed dis so it’s evil >:(

>Yea Forums has been around for a long time zoomer
no shit, dumbass. i've considered that lots of people on Yea Forums have kids, but never someone in this autistic cesspit

Try Reddit if you don’t like Yea Forums kid

bleak

Hockey is my favorite sport and I like taking to the Finns

who's the hole doing commentary on the blues feed?

>yes goy give your money to a rerun of every other super hero film for the past two decades
boring

glad you're doing well, fren

as we are talking about jews right now, israel just won promotion to division 2a in iihf

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I don’t do that, but if people enjoy it, that’s their stuff. Not my fault that shit sells like hotcakes, but you’ll blame it all on the jews because you want to make yourself superior

Hell, that used to be me
Then I turned 30

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>The Tampa Bay Lightning earned the Presidents' Trophy as the NHL's best regular season team with 128 points. Columbus finished as the Eastern Conference's second wild card, earning 98 points. This was the first playoff meeting between these two teams. Tampa Bay won all three games in this year's regular season series. The Blue Jackets defeated the Lightning in a four-game sweep. In Game One, the Blue Jackets scored four unanswered goals to overcome a three-goal deficit, winning 4–3.[3] Matt Duchene scored a goal and two assists for Columbus in Game Two, granting the Blue Jackets a 5–1 victory and a 2–0 series lead.[4] During the game Nikita Kucherov hit Markus Nutivaara to the head prompting NHL Player Safety to suspend the Lightning forward for Game Three.[5] During said game, Sergei Bobrovsky made 30 saves, giving the Blue Jackets a 3–1 victory and their first 3–0 series lead in franchise history.[6] In Game Four, the Lightning desperate for a victory could not overcome the early two-goal deficit they faced in the first period, allowing Columbus to score three empty-net goals late into the third period and win 7–3, sweeping Tampa Bay 4–0 and earning their first playoff series victory in franchise history. The Lightning became the first Presidents' Trophy winners to be swept in the opening round.[7]

Hi Finland :3

>why are you blaming the movie production people for putting out shit movies?
wow user, what insight.

Or you can just, not watch it. Retard

Da Jews won't stop until they win the Olympics

i don't. that doesn't make it not trash.

Why exactly are you saying it’s trash if you haven’t watched it? Pretty stupid to argue for something if you didn’t see it

>Why exactly are you saying it’s trash if you haven’t watched it?
breh it's a cash grab super hero film
there hasn't been a different one since the dark night, they're all the same.

>tfw to intelligent to watch marvel movies

I don't have to see two twinks getting fisted by a big hairy roided up freak in a leather harness to know its gay

Just wait until you hit 35. Then the depression really starts to sink in.

I'll be surprised if I make it that long

>tfw was happy young 20s with gf
now i'm single and live with my gparents

It’s capeshit, and even worse, it’s “omg so many duper heros! I luv diversity and shallow character development! “ capeshit. They just throw a bunch of actors into a shit fest with over used cgi and parade it around as some kind of monumental achievement in cinema. It’s not though. It’s just capeshit.

how the fuck is there people who like shit like
>avengers etc. superhero faggot shit
>rick and morty
>walking dead

etc

>reddit larpers win
FUCK

>shit poois

Literally have no idea

I like Rick and morty because I'm dead inside. I don't know how people like that other shit though.

>mad
>at fun

Stars and Columbus are definitive /ourguy/ teams

>why do people like things I don’t like

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they're NPCs

because they speak english and can understand the dialogue, mikko

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realize how low an IQ of 100 is and then realize that half of people have one lower than that

for real though

kek

you are obviously a refined gentleman with elite tastes

Walking dead, and other long running tv shows, hook people by starting off strong and developing the key characters properly. Then they tend to coast on that for as long as they can, becoming worse and worse until people have enough and they end. The amount of time people stay hooked on the shit is dependent on how well they started.

For me, it’s AJ McGuire

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>every team I don’t like I reddit

Fuck outta here

For me? It's Dallas

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YEE HAW PARTNAH!

this man is way too white to be a dallass resident.

The Dallas yeehaws and the Calgary yeehaws

me on the left

Based

they're literally calgary south.

So what’s calgary east and calgary west?

west is calgary
east is atlanta

Whoever wins this cup is an illlegitimate winner

where in dallas are you from lads?

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>no hockey for 94 minutes

GARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Why?

For me? It's Garland

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We like Hockey. What does that say about us?

...

All the good teams are out

>this argument

If they were “good”, why didn’t they advance?