Official /turnleft/ Xfinity thread: Talladega 300 edition

Today we'll be racing at speeds close to 190 mph in the draft for 300 miles on the 2.6 mile Talladega super-speedway. This is among the largest and widest tracks on the circuit and will allow for up to 4 wide racing if needed.

Race begins: 1300 EST
(((Broadcasting))) on: FS1, TSN, MRN
Freedom stream: TBD

Rags welcome as usual.
Let's go racing boys!

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love arca, love rags, fuck TRD

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FUCK divegrass

>the Harmonation eagerly awaits the green flag...and post race BBQ event.

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rolling for who flips and dies in da big juan

>muh god

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>Moneylion
Is it 1999 again

jesus fucking christ my ears. that high pitch.

Can't wait for the race season to start up here as well.

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nice, got some boos there at the end.

>race advertised to start at 1
>call to start engines 8 minutes past
really niggers my timbers

Best time to hit the consession stands

Is there a race today, FS1?

Yes, fs1

boogity

rolling for who moffitt spins first

rolling for what lap the big juan happens

stream died.....

I've about done with Adam Alexander

what is bestwick doing nowadays?

being blackballed

BIG ONE INTENSIFIES

>Jones
this d00d

ROSS THE BOSS

This is already better than Daytona by leaps and bounds

sitting on the sidelines while they let drivers and horrible commentators stay in the booth

this race looks promising so far

allen could mop the floor with these guys

I bet ESPN has AB under a non compete clause so he couldn't try to get back into race broadcasting even if he wanted to

its to early to start drinking....

and then I said...

>finish the statement

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this is bonkers

never

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>we got the laps wrong

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making me hungry for a pepperoni pizza later.

based nips

The ghost of Marty Reid strikes again

oh god

>watching talladega with gf
>comfy
>eating chicken salad
>gonna ear her pussy later

feels good lads

the worst is when you run out and somehow feel a hangover coming at 6pm

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Somebody just got a black flag.

bump draftin' ist verbotten!

6 laps of caution at the end/start of a stage?

brown and memecheck

it's some real meme shit

because nascar

boy i love fs1

I need to save my 1.75l for livepd tonight

You should go back to plebbit

>fucking (((merchants)))

Mass (((broadcasting))) was a mistake.

replace alex alexander with a text to speech bot or something

or adam. whatever the fuck his name is

[[[BIG ONE INTENSIFIES]]]

feels like slightly more commercials than usual today

So we gonna do this shit until 1 to go now?

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yes

>Blacked

I miss him in F1, he was the only bad ass driver who wasn't dangerous behind the wheel.

Nascar track is a dangerous place for coloreds

Nope.

The most dangerous place for coloreds is around other coloreds.

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tyre fugged

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wew

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Alabama's very own!

Typical Goodyear.

here we go again

what happened to super speedway racing

well... its the only way to get to the end without crashing.

>turn on xfinity race
>turn off xfinity race

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>talking about some bitch instead of the race
G'damn beta faggots. I hate "yes dear" men so fucking much.

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cool story hon

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fuck fox. dont they usually do side by side coverage around this time

thank god they decided to mix it up

>greg's son

F

>Gragson
what happened, I thought he was a TRD driver, how did he end up in JRM?

IIRC he wasn't TRD, just was hopping to whoever had the best cars/openings. Same as Byron.

another rich kid with more money happened

Was gragson a KBM babby?

Yea, he was running KBM trucks.

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Burdett eating lots of the sponsors product.

drop the rag already

Wins the race

>drops mic

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rolling for who flips

DELETE THAT SHIT

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You son of a bitch

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WREECCKKKK

why you try to kill Harmonator?

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>big

Lmao

how did that not end up in a big one

> >small

rich penske kid does it again

>cindric

oh nononono

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How much money for the dash for cash?

Why doesn't the cup do that no bull 5 million dollar prize anymore for the important legacy races in Nascar?

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2 dolla

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Dindu nuffin annett is a retard

>Cindric kills Cole
Well....shit.

imagine if austin wasnt tim cindric's son

damn

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$50 cash and a $25 outback steakhouse gift card

>tries to destroy the Harmonator
Nope.

>Cindric blaming everyone else
What a spoiled little bitch.

desu i hope cindric gets asscancer

You're just mad because you don't like him. The 1 spun in front of him

>moving the annoying ex driver manlet closer to the camera

>asscancer
Damn, now that's some hatred right there.

Why dont they run indycar at dega???

drivers like being alive

science

LOL. Indy drivers and spectators would die if they made mistakes at Dega or Daytona

I think they'd have tire problems due to excessive g-load or some shit. Would be sweet seeing a decked out Indy or F1 run it just to see how fast they could go.

youtube.com/watch?v=upSK_8ke4g4&t=569s

they're pussy faggots too scared

170 < 250

DALE EARNHARDT JR IS RUNNING?????!!!!!!

usac ran at daytona when it opened , but it was a disaster

josh fucking williams 6th

>about to be single file
cringe

STRIP IT NAKED

imagine an earnhardt going to victory circle in a toyota

shhhh don't jinx it

>de bris

>5 minute clock causing more cautions because they cant tape the shit down enough

do they have en enough fuel?

yes

Definitely now they do.

>Earnhardt up front
Holy shit.

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inb4 manufactured earnhardt win at talladega

Just another day at NASCAR

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delet

>Harvick having to be positive about Watermelon man despite still being pissed at him

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GIVE EARNHARDT YOUR ENERGY

100k bonus pretty good.

absolutely kino lads

pls no tyler reddit

>24
Good job asshole

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REMEMBER THE START FINISH LINE ISN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRI-OVAL

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red dick or bell wins lol

logano probably knows a thing or two about sucker holes

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he aint no earnhardt

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>red flag
was trying to see some fuel mileage memes

>Harmonator P28
You can all relax now.

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Stream died, links?

rolling for winrar

/iamtherealpapasmurf/ on twitch

why does tinder suck so much?
also rolling for who dies coming to the checkered

only subhumans use tinder

>game of reddits reference

>dead
F

>Quits Xfinity because even Smoke told him to quit being a bitch about being raced hard by a guy who literally was racing for his future career prospects.
If only they could put Watermelon boy in good equipment versus Kryle.

USAC/CART almost ran at Dega in 1980, but it was cancelled.

Guess someone decided having early ground-effects era Indycars there would be a fucking death sentence.

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acesports . xyz/az87.html

anybody but Bell

what a disgusting pace car/truck/van/crossover

Disregard.

>tfw no more crazy indycars

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Many thanks.

could have been a cool finsih

almost kino

That wasn't too bad.

I give it a solid 7 of 10.

tomorrow will be a single file JGR win

Reddicks blocking was pretty ballsy

I wanted Gray Gaulding to win.