OFFICIAL BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION v NEWCASTLE UNITED MATCH THREAD

A win for ex-Magpie Chris Hughton against the club that unceremoniously got rid of him in 2010 would all but secure the Seagulls' Premier League survival and send Cardiff City back down to the Championship.

Kick-off at 5:30pm BST with coverage on BT Sport 1.

BHA: Ryan; Bruno (C), Duffy, Dunk, Bernardo; Gross, Stephens, Kayal, Izquierdo; Murray, Andone.
>Subs: Button, Burn, Bong, Bissouma, Knockaert, March, Locadia.

NEW: Dubravka; Manquillo, Schar, Fernandez, Dummett (C); Ritchie, Hayden, Shelvey; Perez, Atsu, Rondon.
>Subs: Darlow, Yedlin, Barreca, Diame, Ki, Kenedy, Muto.

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not watching this tripe

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I guess Brighton is >my team in England

Redpill me on them, brits

gay capital of england

full of fags

>Cardiff losing to Fulham earlier
Thats a relief for Btown

Heh, funny
I am 100% straight btw

youll be the only straight guy supporting them then

relief to everyone really

just had a thought

imagine if liverfaeces NEVER win the pl

imagine if this is the closest they ever get

hohohohohoho

nice weather

Brighton is the British equivalent of San Francisco, it's filled with benders.

Almost all of them are tourists but yeah

they have a pier, used to have two

Doesn't matter if they live there or not, they're still gay

and they are all coming to bum you

these newcastle kits dont make my eyes bleed

calm down lads

we can all get bummed

Not me mate. The only people I need to be concerned about fucking me is gypsies

we're gonna bum you
we're gonna bum youuuuuuu
Brighton Hove Albion
we're gonna bum you

holy shit. steve mcmanaman can see the wind.

Would be unironically intimidated if fans started chanting they were gonna bum the opponent's fans

PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ

>Homo Albion

Part of me wishes Cardiff could stay up just because of how rubbish Brighton have been the last few months.

JESUS ayoze is killing it

WHAT A HIT SON
WHAT
A
HIT

what were brighton doin

perez > shearer

brighton are putrid but warnock has got to go

are you kidding these kits are fucking shit

should just relegate 4 teams this season for the bants

name a better duo

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Rondon is such a silly name

which part of you? your bumhole?

>Mike Dean

What a dive

never a pen rondon, please dont dive again

gin and tonic

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they're bad but the home kits are visual vomit

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yikes

Cisse and Ba

Yes, I want to keep it safe from the benders at Brighton.

>beer on the table
bad taste desu

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>tfw no more psychics bending cisse

delete

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>mcmanaman getting angry/excited.
yeah, that's what this game needs. high pitched scouse squealing.

>mfw the toon grind out a draw against liverpoo

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>there's no-one closing down.
>yes, there are players running towards the ball, but...

where does he commentate now? I miss the banter of ian darke and mcmanaman on foxsoccer

he's on BT Sport

BT Sport
>Darke
are you kidding? he's fucking awful.

BT Sport.

Remaining fixtures:
>Arsenal - Brighton
>Brighton - City
>Cardiff - Crystal Palace
>Man Utd - Cardiff

Cardiff really fucked it by not getting something today.

>Almiron and Ayoze out
>Atsu and Kenedy in
No excuses here, Brighton.

Jesus I completely forgot about kennedy being at newcastle

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Is Ayoze injured? Tuned in and saw him heading into the locker room
Need him at 100%

The only game there that looks winnable at all for either side is the Palace one.

Imagine if Palace throw the game against Cardiff to send Brighton down.

bonkers that maquillo is a professional footballer

for what exactly?

he does usa games sometimes and it's pretty hard to listen to but he was great with maca like 6? years ago
certainly better than martin tyler

To play his best, like the professional he is ; )

he just annoys me. 80% of the time he doesn't commentate on the action, just constantly regurgitates anecdotes and stats. upsets me no end.

Brighton need to get rid of Hughton.

is this peak Hughton?

>Brighton need to win to stay up.
>Absolute silence from crowd.
Shit fanbase

i think mike dean has laminated his yellow card.

peak hughton was suarez vs norwich

What is the point of Mike Dean?

He's definitely a bender as well, look at the little ponce

Brighton have had 0 (zero, none, nothing, nada, zilch) shots in the first half.

There might be some noise if they took the ball gag out for more than a minute

what the fuck do you expect? this is a shitshow.

Not unreasonable, they beat city at home

can someone translate this from scottish

He's like Clattenburg in that he does his little flourishes with the cards and that. Puff

Turns out there's no chants that aren't homophobic in some way

>finally lose virginity
>feel exactly the same the next day
Yea Forums was wrong yet again

We fuck men when we want, we fuck men when we want. Brighton Hove Albion, we fuck men when we want.

toast and butter la’

you're probably gay and haven't realised yet

Give it time lad, chlamydia has a few weeks incubation period

now you know. the only people who obsess over virginity are virgins.

Sex isn't worth having to deal with women.

FUCKING THIS

yea we don't have those grooming schools here like they do in the uk

groomed your mum

Goal difference is still huge so Cardiff would still need a point against man u. Which could happen tbqh

lads
I have a football question and nobody has ever been able to answer it.

Today, 4 teams were relegated from the Conference
>Havant and Waterlooville (Hampshire)
>Braintree Town (Essex)
>Aldershot (Hampshire)
>Maidstone United (Kent)

as you will notice they are all southern teams.
However, the league below the conference (Division 6) is split into Conference North and Conference South.

So what happens now?
Do all four go into the Conference South?
Do teams that played in the Conference South this season have to move up to the Conference North next season - despite not being promoted or relegated?

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Should we introduce a relegation play off between 17th and 18th?
Both Cardiff and Brighton deserve to go down.

they can move a team south to north if they need to

10 up, 10 down. Simples.

All four get relegated to the Conference South and teams in the "border counties" will be moved about.

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Don't the most northern teams get put into the north side?

They move them to different leagues. Ends up with weird teams considered “north” or “south”

that's so bizarre.
So if you're in the Midlands you'll be playing a whole new fresh batch of teams despite not being promoted or relegated.
And furthermore - how do they decide which Midlands team? Do they do it by their latitudinal coordinates? It's likely you'll have two teams right next to each other playing in completely different leagues.

How do they decide which border county team will move?
Is it purely whoever is most north or south or is it just who is willing?

what's the plan when rafa leaves?

Norf shall dominate the world

finally get back where we belong challenging for the title

What happens if they run out of border teams?
Do they have to start dipping into teams north of the southern counties like Essex?

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Relegation, flog Perez and Schär, receive parachute payments, try to get promoted with the bare minimum

Rinse and repeat

activate John Carver

brighton finna win this

What's the purpose of splitting it like that anyway? To reduce travel costs for shitters? I would've thought that such logistics wouldn't become an issue for teams until a lot lower than the 6th tier

Big Sam. Again.

Return of Pardew, this time with even worse excuses

i think a lot of these clubs struggle to keep the pitches mown, anything to reduce costs is beneficial

who fucking cares?

>What's the purpose of splitting it like that anyway? To reduce travel costs for shitters?
Pretty much.

silence fatty
who let you in here

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what a tit

lawro looking sexy as hell

>tfw chris hughton watching a chris hughton team play

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Never a pen. Come on.

>the last time brighton scored a goal was on St. Patrick's Day

what about now

gash defending that

fucking hell

are you fucking kidding me

wtf

bus parking in the extreme incoming

Paul Dummett, a league one level player

>brighton 4 points clear (effectively 5 thanks to the goal difference) with 2 to play
Colin will be SEETHING.

Their own fault for not being able to beat the second worst team in the league.

muto is so shit

Well Cardiff were always going to have win both their games, unless Brighton score again this doesn’t really change anything

How much will he blame it on
>MUH REFS

he shouldn't be playing wing back

>Colin Wanker getting relegated again

Feels good

to be fair fulham had a better recent record

>rafa telling them to play shite second half so hughton can come back to st. james's next season
14 dimensional chess, lads

>Gays relegate old gammon Brexiter

kek
KEK

depends on how it finishes... they've been easily dicked a couple of results due to refball and those are in the games i've paid attention too

if they were closer to Brighton, it would change the dynamic and pressure - every point matters

never used to be a fan of Warnock, but he's pretty sound and done a decent job getting promoted and with a reasonable squad spend

Even if he leaves he puts Cardiff in a decent place with the parachute payments and conservative spending.

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Going to put £10 on Brighton getting relegated next season, feel like they'll do a Huddersfield but not quite as bad.

points are points. but newcastle shouldve won

One shot on target lad, we were shite after Ayoze went off. Controlled the first half because Brighton let us and still never threatened.

How do you guys rate Dubravka?

Excellent keeper, I'm very pleased he's under the radar still.