A lovely Saturday of snooker action continues. There's has been one huge upset already with Gary Wilson beating three-time champion Mark Selby.
Today's schedule (GMT):
>10am (already over)
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert (7-9)
Mark Selby vs Gary Wilson (10-13)
>2:30pm (currently on)
John Higgins vs Stuart Bingham (1-3)
Stephen Maguire vs James Cahill (10-10)
>7pm
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert (7-9)
Judd Trump vs Ding Junhui
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Yes, yes Cahill is a newborn, but did you know Ali "Immigrant Annihilator" Carter had a lot of cancer?
My grub from last year's WC, Ausbro never disappoints
Don't recall threads ever being this busy pre-final weekend
Good stuff
eternal /147/ theme song:
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cos I wear these GARGOYLES
I'm unironically rooting for Cahill now.
>asked for choc ice
>you actually delivered
Yea Forums's posting activity has declined over the years, yet /147/ has only grown stronger.
Me too, but only because Maguire is gross and I want to see someone competent absolutely wipe the floor with Softcheeks
I'll probably end up supporting Cahill, lads.
If these veterans can't destroy him at the Crucible. it's their fault.
do italians even know what snooker is?
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and the runner-up for best theme tune:
Looks like Vicky has found a new man, a better man
I'm generally always in favor of the one that is less fat.
original was so much better.
Gary Wilson: half-Geordie, half-Easter Island statue
Stephen "Red Mist" Maguire.
"His head's on fire, it's Stephen Maguire!"
How can Selbybois even compete?
Yet /147/ has been dead for every tournament other than the triple crowns
Sad casuals
He doesn't even try and be a character any more. He's just full miserable, chunky Scotch now
>learns to walk
>speaks first words
>walks to crucible
>ask for cue
>beats ronnie
>wins WC
Nothing can stop him.
Stephen 'hear the gunfire' Maguire
There was a point when he looked like he might be the future of snooker. It never happened, and now he looks like a walking thunderstorm.
>wins 8th World Championship
>"When does did tournament end?"
Cahill is literally the new Paul Hunter. He's got it all: the talent, the personality, the looks
Wonder if Barry will silence him too
the difference being Paul Hunter was actually a far better snooker player.
looks like a crack addict
#deep
That makes me think of pic related.
Winner of this shambles will get buried by Judd anyway
>inb4 Maguire does all the difficult work in this frame, misses an easy pot and Cahill clears up.
>pssst, Stephen, why does the ref put the colours back but not the reds?
Ding will destroy drumpf
>that blue
How has he even won a fucking frame
Smug cunt
raining outside, have food, beer, snooker and /147/
life is comfy frens
"le miss smug man is visiting you, reply or the situation is dire"
>fuckin hell the state of these old farts, just pot the balls and shake hands and it's on to the next match lmao
Very nice
What kind of beer are you drinking friendo, got a case of peroni in for myself
>beer
>not drinking wew water
>tfw no beer
>has drank for 6 days straight and needs to stop
got 8 bottles of different ales for £12 from Morrisons
hoping theyll last me till it finishes tonight
The average shot time stat is dumb. You actually need two: average shot time for safety, and average shot time between pots. The latter is the most important and would tell you who the dawdlers are.
>Maguire disturbs reds: nothing on.
>Cahill: disturbs reds: everything on.
every single time.
>that wife beating chink lad who took 2 minutes for every simple pot
He's very close to being handsome but something's just not quite right
Maguire been dreadful today.
Has fucked about 3 frames he should have won
I've been drinking everyday for the past year desu
Think it's the ears and mouth, probably needs a new haircut too
If it happens so consistently then maybe it's not an accident
You are both wrong, it's the times taken to lay and escape snookers that are most important.
Maguire BTFO
Reminds me of that inbred spanish king
If your shot time is over 18 seconds you should be banned. The tour should just be Thepchaiya and Xintong sprinting round the table whacking balls about
That was me correcting myself. Your stat is interesting but a little bit too esoteric.
>Stephen "Says he's on a diet, but is a liar" Maguire
>that red attempt
nice. i dont have any beer
Good ol' Charles II.
cahill confirmed goat
Holy fucking fluke
:(
Go get some friendo!
>Memes Cahill
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So flukey
'WHERE'S THE C.. RED BALL GOIN?'
I fucking hate this guy
I'm sure Stephen will take that fluke in his usual good humour.
Have genuinely never seen a luckier player in my life.
3 frames won in this match from flukes. Unbelievable
kys
i would but im procrastinating from uni work as it is, im still comfy
murphy, bing or higgins come to mind, but this takes the cake
Maguire looks like he's about to cry.
I have to go out in that rain to a house party, somewhere miles away, where I'm going to have to fancy-dress as an '80s film. I fucking hate fancy dress. I don't have any costumes or anything, and I don't want to buy one. I might just wear a vest and be Die Hard.
Literally 2/10 comfy ;_;
not a fluke, this handsome young talented up and coming amateur is going to send maquire home
>fluke
Cahill just doesn't limit himself like the pros do
He's like Neo.
beginners' luck m8
If you do, and the first thing you hear isn't "Welcome to the party, pal" then your friends are shit and you might as well come back here with us
There's some meme magic happening here, and Maguire's got no one to blame but himself. He only made it through thanks tot he most outrageous fluke I've ever seen, and he broke the matrix.
>tfw just ate piccata milanese and opened a cold beer and it's /147/ time
Stay with your /147/ frens :)
Nah, that's looks like a 4 on the Maguire gauge, where 10 is "absolutely steaming".
>me when I order a pizza and more beer after necking the ones I planned to last me all day in the next 2 hours
wear a pair of mirrored aviators and youre good to go m8
With the current brackets, looks like there's good odds in it being a Judd Robbo final.
That'll be some match lads
>implying Judd won't bottle it
thats probably what judd is preparing for
>drumpf will get past ding
Bingham takes a 4-1 lead over Riggins on the other table
his chance to bottle it has come and gone.
I think he's in the clear now.
If he beats Ding, it's plain sailing to the final
Long way to go against Matchplay Higgins
Does this Maguire Cahill match finish now or go to tomorrow?
>Bing/Higgins
Whoever wins, the bookies lose
Finishes now
nice
Although its possible if they take ages over these final 4 frames that they get pulled off until the first match finishes in the evening session
so basically we've got non stop snooker today? get in son
Stephen's going to kill someone today
I told you.
>filename
>maguire has less bottle than a literal infant
fucking lucky cunt again
Cahill leaves nothing again.
kek
Impeccable safety game from Cahill
>filename
Looks like Cahill's about to baby-bottle it.
Must be nice to know that whatever stupid shot you attempt you will leave nothing on.
Cahill can't keep getting away with it lads
I apologize to the lad I recommended cashing in to. I should've known about the meme magic.
ABSOLUTELY
10/10 post
They need to slow the tables down to end the "cannon the reds as early and indiscriminately as possible to win" meme
double kiss, le fluke man
>Stephen Maguire is sponsored by "The Lucky Break"
I N A P P R O P R I A T E
Cahill clearly has some form of divine assistance. It's borderline heretical to root against him
Cahill is going to win this.
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, lads.
He sold his soul to Morph
>divine
not devilish
He's a rosy-cheeked cherub fallen to earth
>it's OK nephew, just let our destiny course through you
>flukehill
OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO
based Jan
Not fair, he didn't know that was a rule
BASED JAN
OH NO NO NO
I DEMAND VAR
UH NOOOOOH
Atheist Jan Verhaas has no time for your fairytales and superstition.
what an imbecile
HAHAHAHAHAHA
being a cherub certainly seems to help in this sport.
state of cahill
>2019
>not playing in a full-body skinsuit
no excuse
>Oh, you're the ref?
FUCK OFF JAN YOU CUNT
Based Jan is sick of the shitter and his flukes
I legit cannot see the pink move on the replay but I am happy that Jan thought it did
It's over lads
Never touched it
Fucking joke
In this moment, I am snooker loopy. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by Jan Verhaas's refereeing.
>there's no crowding of the ref
no shit, there's one of them
this. hes just an amateur
If I bought a ticket for a seat right in the middle of the theatre, so I could see both tables at once, could I get two earpieces and listen to both commentaries simultaneously?
why would you want an earpiece?
Channel 1: Table 1
Channel 2: Table 2
Channel 3: The Mars Volta
kek
Maguire deserves to lose. No sympathy for the fat cunt
Imagine wanting a fat, miserable Scotch thug to win over a plucky, freshfaced amateur
Absolute STATE of /147/
Seething
high standard snooker we have here
>Imagine wanting a fat, miserable Scotch thug to win over a plucky, freshfaced amateur
I don't see anything wrong here.
That foul has got inside his head.
FUCK VERHAAS
THE LUCKY BREAK AHAHAHAHAHAA
>at home for the weekend
>no decent food in, Mum buys Diet or "Lighter" everything, including mayonnaise, ketchup, crisps etc, despite it tasting shit and being full of aspartame instead of actual sugar
>No takeaways nearby and car is fucked so I can't drive to shop
I've got two pint cans of Stella and /147/ though
BEAUTIFUL pot from sweet cheeks
>Stephen Maguire coughs during the applause
I can imagine him doing one of those "Bullshit!" coughs.
K U B O L
NO
Pipe down, lad.
Wheres da que boll goin
no excuses you fucker :^) same treatment for rpnnie
based lady luck has forsaking the little shitter
kek
KEK
lel reverse fluking
WHERES
THE
CUE
BALL
GOING?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
WHERE'S THE CUEBALL GOING
HAHAJAHAHA HAHAJAHAHA
His luck has run out
his smile and optimism gone
literally just had a dominos delivered
you could do the same
B A N G
HOWEVER
CUE BALL KEK
lel
Full house? Absolutely fucking patrician, elevated tier taste
>cheeky lady giggling at Cashit
It's at times like this that I truly curse my fucking gluten intolerance.
Enjoy user, ya fat bastard
Maguire is doing this on purpose the match-fixing cunt
DO IT
His cheeks: still red
As always with luck it evens out in the end.
CHOKEEEEEE
State of Maguire. The absolute state. He has been AWFUL today
>dinner at half 5
for what purpose?
TOO
MANY
MEMES
Make it stop!
The nightmare continues
Apparently shitness does as well
This fucking frame.
Fuck me what a game this is
Just got myself a N A W T Y kebab and tinnys of rattler for the rest of the evening, breddy comfy
Maguire can moan about flukes but he's only got himself to blame
I always eat early. Have been known to eat dinner at 16:00 on occasion
if you get hungry later can always have a snack of some kind
Based
Whos the other commentator with Virgo?
Happy King's Day fellow Dutch posters.
I hope you all had the opportunity to obtain some used women's underwear from the flea markets.
morphy
Hazel
Cahill's fucked it now
Alright, Mark.
My parents are weird middle-England freaks who have never ordered a takeaway other going for Fish and Chips, not happening lad
IN MY HEAD IN MY MIND..
GWAN WILLO
OH MY FUCKING GOD
You need permission to order a dominos?
Fuck me mate, surprised you've got internet access.
Good frame
my parents are the same
the only time they've ever tried Indian takeaway they were put-off by the colour of the tikka masala (too red) and chucked it out without even tasting it. 20 quids worth of food in the bin.
>tfw you've probably posted on /147/ before some people present have been conceived
When you're old enough or employed enough to move out, you are going to go full Williams on curry and kebabs.
F in advance
Not permission but me mum's doing chicken and veg or something already
Yeah it's fucking weird, kind of wish I was from the usual Sky Sports and Nandos consumerist family that doesn't give a shit.
Cahill fucking exposed
This match deserves a decider
Surely this one is going the distance
Kebabs are utter shite. Worst takeaway you could possibly get.
At least get a donner hoagie or something (donner kebab chips and sauce wrapped in a naan bread)
That BS pink foul and the in-off were brutally unfair.
Just after having a tesco spicy meat feast oven pizza, was actually nice
It's not hard to say "mum don't do me any food I'm going to order takeaway"
Cut him some slack, he hasn't even begun school yet.
How long has /147/ been around? I don't think there are any six-year-olds posting here.
Yet he's already got 5 GCSEs
and a 2:2 in sociology
Virgo willing the rosy-cheeked boy to victory.
You reckon someome could break into the crucible and have a wank onto one of the tables?
Leave a little puddle for the cubol to slide about on
Fuck off he's had outrageous luck this match
It never ends
fuck off, degenerate wog.
P I N K
I
N
K
Wheres the pink goin?!
Wish I could have seen the reactions when Gould choked against Robertson not being able to win a second game and Robertson needing 11 to win.
Cahill getting absolutely rumbled by Hearn's magnets
Lucky Stephen
F L U K E D
That should not be a foul. If anything, potting the colour in the same shot as the red (as long as it comes afterwards) should be worth double.
Riggins takes it to 4-3
>Dat pink tho
Virgo almost had a heart attack at that pink
I never go, did you?
Never in doubt. Big John is GRANITE personified
lmao
no you dont. eat your veg son
Probably not during the tournament, but it's a theatre the rest of the year; they show plays there and shit. It's second only to libraries in the list of places where tramps sleep.
>tfw watching a eurosport stream so no Virgo commentating
how many sitters has maguire bottled now?
With the fluked blue in the 1st round, and this series of BS luck the last 2 frames, I don't know how anyone can say Maguire's been unlucky. He shouldn't even be here at this point.
I never got this rule, I get potting two reds or two colours shoud be a fool, but this is just stupid.
GWAN JAMES
>That gif
>When Vegetable user's mum tells him he can't get Domino's
THE GIANT COCK SLAYER
kek
I'm pretty sure you're allowed to pot multiple reds in one shot.
>order takeaway
>live so far away it's a minimum £5 extra for delivery
If this frame lasts longer than 15 minutes and Cahill wins then Jan Verhass will pull them both off
>vegetable user
kek
ive seen it already this tournament, perfectly legal
kek
>Dominos at the end of my street
>Still get them to deliver it
feels good
Maguire's gone again
vegetable user has a hard life...
>this frame
We're not that kind of house. Chicken was already out defrosting before I woke up, probably.
They were never strict parents, just a bit stuffy and proper. Never had Sky TV or too many cool new toys, that kind of thing. Traditional.
Lel thanks
the fuck is going on
kek this face
rate my dinner lads
DO IT
Suomi/10
>pure seethe from Maguire
Fucking hell lads
Can't see Maguire coming through the decider. Can't pot anything right now
exactly as expected from a nordic social-democracy.
you are too advanced for the rest of the world: health is pleasurable to you.
Fuck you Maguire
so what happens if they set up the decider and the decider goes on till past 7? Do they just carry on and make the other players wait?
FUCK YEAH DECIDER TIME NOW
my folks would not have considered takeaway remotely acceptable when mums defrosted and cooked something, its not that weird
still glad i managed to move out though
Fuck yeah, final frame decider
>literally live above a italian
>get them the carry it up the stairs
Mamma mia.
What the fuck is that orange thing? Can't tell if it's gammon or some massive prawn
Obviously you mong. They"re not going to chuck them off half way through a frame are they?
guess the Cahill meme will continue.
I don't think I can do it, lads.
I don't think I can take a best of 33 with this lad.
FUCKING HELL
yep
might stop play for the next session then get the ref to set the balls up again where they were
you just know Maguire just smashed a gigantic line of gear
looks good
CAMON CHEEKS
IMAGINE DRUMPF AND CAHULL THE GIANT COCK SLAYER FACING EACH OTHER
My family would think it was mad if I just avoided them and ate a pizza by myself in my room. But I don't live with my family because I have a job, so it never comes up.
>watch Robertson's post-match interview
>shills the new Avengers flick
still two hours to go until I have dinner.
feels bad, man.
>have a few beers
>dinner in the oven
>decider coming up
>reading /147/
maximum comfy
who do you want to win this lads?
Higgins pulls another one back to make it 4-4 end of session
the fuck is maguire doing
[spoiler]James Cahill kills Thanos[/spoiler]
beige mush/10
I started off wanting Cahill to lose but now I want him to win the whole tournament for the memes
if you know anything about Neil Robertson or even wanted to stab a guess at his personality just by looking at him this wouldn't surprise you at all
the man is an autismal sperg. The only reason he has a (fit) wife and kids is because of his snooker dough
I like the Portuguese habit of eating at a late time desu
It's a salmon roll. Also blazed salmon.
memes are good but that's a bit much.
that would turn the sport into a meme.
I want Cahill. Meme players are better than established jobbers always, with the sole exceptions of Ding, Bing and Bazza.
THE GIANT KILLER ofc
Cahill for the bants
Only option
>the man is an autismal sperg
And that's why he's /ourguy/
maguire, cant stand this lucky amateur bastard
tear down that divider!
TOP
QUALITY
SNOOKER
yeah.
the other thing I like is midnight sessions in the cinema.
which means it's snooker for me until about 11pm and then Avengers at midnight.
comfy as hell.
IT'S OVER CAHILL IS FINISHED
>cahlel
DA KUBOL
FUCK YEAH NO DIVIDER
KUE BALLA
Mr. Wes Dakubol-Gerwin
His real wife is on Second Life
tippy tap time
Does Robertson watch anime? Who's his waifu?
>tfw realising that you may have cyber'd with Robbo's blood elf mage in Eversong Woods back in 2008
I've never seen anyone get as many double-kisses as Cahill
It won't let me post the identical post here as well, so please just see my post in the random wrong thread.
>tournament directors face right now
I'd give 10/1 odds that this is his waifu
Bulma. He only watches normie anime
They can see the other table on the TV screens above at least.
you reckon Cahill is a virgin?
I don't think he is; he has that obvious confidence and self-assuredness that sex-havers have that can only come from having your existence validated by having consensual sex with an attractive partner
Good job, now 2 threads see your mistake.
With cheeks like that who can blame them?
He's from slagpool m8, no chance
His waifu is probably someone from Undertale or Homestar Runner rather than having an anime waifu like a normal degenerate.
nah m8
he probably pulls weird faces in blackpool nightclubs and gets tons of puss
Very very tense
Given his age, and the fact he's a nerd from AU, 99% he watches or watched anime and 99% chance his waifu will be from a 90s anime
Does the winner play Trump/Ding?
Gonna get collared
GWAN FATSO
IT'S OBER CAHILL IS FINISHED
It's over
The dream ends here lads
Fuck...
Yeah, basically playing to be fodder for the big boys
The Virgin Cahill vs the Chad Maguire
You can fake that confidence. I could. But remember that he's an amateur who keeps holding his cue the wrong way round and initially tried to break off using a baseball bat, so it's not like he's been locked away in snooker clubs his whole life like Neil Robertson.
No black, no pink, there's hope still boys.
The additional £20,000 helps as well
>doubting meme magic
>Crucible Ding
>big boys
Wait, is there some hope?
Hell of a sum to put in your first bank account
>wanting Cashit to win
what's the point? he'd only be sat in his chair whilst Judd/Ding rattle off frame after frame in the next match. at least Maguire can play to a much higher standard and perhaps make the next round interesting
>he'd only be sat in his chair whilst Judd/Ding rattle off frame after frame in the next match
That would be hilarious
pocket change mate
he makes that from donos alone on his weekend fortnite streams
Have you been watching this match?
Both of these shitters are going to get mauled by Judd
>letting this frame start before the evening session
I bet Cahill wins so that we get supreme memes vs Judd
And lob his cue at someone in the crowd too
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FARRRRR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
This red on the cushion is frame ball surely
bad split for Maguire
every single fucking time
It's over
Looks like the giant killer just got killed
It's for the best. He has school on Monday.
PLAY THE SAFETY YOU FAT NUGGET
'kin' po'ed it!
Fuck this fat bastard
at some point it stops being bad luck and is just bad play
impressive that maguire chose the deciding frame to stop shitting himself on every pot
>Cahill looks up at his family, can't fluke more mom, bites nails
RIP our sweet angel James "The Cherub" Cahill
GET IN YA FAT BASTARD
will we have a first time champion this year?
>Stephen Maguire cannot win. He's done
> -Stephen Hendry before this frame
Whaaaat? Does this mean it's okay to lose to Robert Milkins as well?
Ronnie will be seething.
>Cahill will literally never play at the WC again
fucking fantastic feeling, now jog on you disgusting jobber babby
NOOOOOO!
The Giant Killer!
Based stephen
pathetic
imagine being that much of a choker
maguire is going to be annihilated in the next round
who?
>Cahill in the back there
lol
That totally fake "foul" on the pink swung that match. If not for that Cahill has all the momentum.
He's had his little run
no
Winner of Higgins v Robertson is nailed on
Biggs
You could just say Robertson is nailed on
I think Ding will win it
was he checking his phone until the interviewer finished the question? howling
RONNIE PICKERING
I feel like it's Blorky's year
it wasn't the case, he split the pack perfectly.
still got the difficult red though so it doesn't matter.
It's the Year of the Hawk mate
>everyone disregarding /ourboy/ Bing again
lel
I love the fact that he's gutted.
he probably thought he could win this tournament, the absolutely deluded cherub.
I can't decide if it was that or just supreme autism.
all these
cant escape refball no matter what sport we watch
clearly mark will get number 4
Reported to the authorities, lad. Rot in jail, you nazi bastard.
Are we really going to need a third thread in a day of 2R matches?
Alright @HawkStalker
if hawkins takes this wc i will stop watching snooker
>Yea Forums is ded
>/147/ is thriving
Hate fancy dress...
Why pressure your mates to spend money and time for the sake of a shit gag? Just go in jeans and say "I'm a fucking adult I don't do costumes..."
only worse outcome if bugman no.1 wins it
Snooker loopy nuts are we
While you sit alone in the corner being a mopey bastard while everyone wonders why you bothered to turn up just to drag them down
>Dress up! It's FUN!
I would have thought speaking to people in a social context and drinking beer would be fun. You don't need to crowbar additional "fun" into it unless you're catastrophically boring as a person (which these people are not, to be clear).
There's lots to talk about this year. Almost every match is so fucking bad.
over 400 replies in here so someone might as well make a new thread in preparation for the evening session
THEY WON'T SHOW DING???
Aye, fancy dress requires a group understanding you're all going to be wankered and just have a giggle with it.
Turning up cold to a house where you might not know everyone and you all have to pretend how funny all your fancy dress is, just reeks of forced fun to me. Probably a woman's idea.
Fancy dress is just an excuse for girls to slag it up. Stop moaning and enjoy perving on the lass in the skimpy Betty Rubble costume
Koiren has a chance I reckon
want koiren to win just to see the beaming smile on barry starks face
Koiren will win one before Judd does
Is there a snooker bracket anywhere, where we can see who each player will have to play in the next round and so on, all the way to the final?
Judd won't win a WC
of course there is
Hey Faggots,
My name is Judd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ass? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the best snooker player in the world. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot twink (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
I wanna see Gary Wilson win it
Didn't they split years ago or something?
Aye, Judd just flies Lisowski to Vegas with him so he can pump his arsehole
Based
Gay
>3 bottles and a case of overpriced beer 52 beer
>lemon meringue pie
wouldn't mind a jack - judd porno desu
How did you get here?
I agree. His 'gf' was just a cover up. We all know he fucks Lisowski regulary in his ass.
GWAN ARE DING
He is such an odd guy. It almost feels forced with his clothes and when he walks out to autotune trash.
Williams looks ill
>which match do we show
>the one with the heart attack victim and the guy that's somehow even less notable than Gary Wilson
>or Trump vs Ding
>that clapping
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>odd guy
implying you aren't jelly of these zippers
>Mark Jay Williams
It's G, not Jay.
Walk on music lads?
youtube.com
Odds on Mark Williams to die of a massive heart attack on live TV?
still waiting for good music taste from a snooker player other than Davis.
Mark Allen's is patrician
kek
gets me every time
Gilbert will never recover if he loses to a corpse.
3AM
THE PAINTED COW
cringe
anyone see that OK hand sign?
Many mystics, visionary philosophers, quantum physicists, doctors and poets around the world have tried to decipher the underlying meaning of Scooter's most brilliant poems, for instance "Weekend!". While arguably less metaphysical in nature than the quasi-psychedelic hyperspace trips of "Hyper Hyper", "Weekend" nonetheless serves an important role, being a social commentary on the need for rest and search for ones true self and that the weekend (that is too say, Saturday and Sunday) serves or at least should serve as a resort for ones spiritual wellbeing. Being one of the most critically acclaimed poems ever, it stills manage to puzzle intellectuals worldwide as to what the hell Terminators, monkeys, Drum'n'bass, ice cream vans, Zulu and voodoo has to do with each other, although this is likely because H.P. Baxxter is so intellectually superior to the rest of humanity that no one may ever come to fully know and comprehend the sheer brilliance of the poem and its ingenious creators. Some have argued that Scooter has been drawing inspiration from the unpredictable nature of quantum mechanics, which may be the explanation for how Terminators, monkeys, drum'n'bass, icecream vans, Zulu's and voodoo can co-exist within one single text and still make sense (or not). Many have searched for a lowest common denominator that may help in understanding the subtleties of the poem as well as other poetry by Scooter, a futile quest as the brilliant minds of H.P. Baxxter et alii all too often turns out to be beyond mortal comprehension.
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fucking classic kek
Would take a page out of Dirk Van Duijvenbode's book
>tfw no gothic guitar gf
lmao
IT'S NOT A BIRD, IT'S NOT A PLANE
IT MUST BE DAVE, WHO'S ON THE TRAIN
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
1/5
>not walking out to Albini
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Lol
Time to crack open my first beer lads
Kasabian - Underdog
Where did everyone go for Ding's first triumph of the evening?
spoke too soon lad
Enjoy, la. Got myself another one.
What beer you drinking mate? Got myself a hobgoblin
Whos the semen demon?
>judd trying and failing at a cahill special
For me it's tutenchamun
emotionally drained after seeing cahill go out so i took a break
now in for trump
Ding is twitching his eye already, poor boy.
Gösser
>tfw can't find stream
Need Ding stream asap
>Williams drinking piss
>Dat one handed snooker escape tho
>crucible ding
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Veruca James
absolutely based.
more of a big black fan, but this is the best taste I've seen in a snooker thread in a long long time.
Austrian lager?
Never had that mate, any good?
nowt special - don't fall for the beer52 meme
thank you Portubro
Ye
Tfw 27 years old and still blast this shit in the car like a knob
m8 u been to ATG?
I'm about to pour myself a small glass of homemade Ukranian eau de vie. Present from friend with Ukranian gf, they knew I'd probably appreciate it.
Don't worry I'm 28 and do the same.
I'm going this year, I've been once before a few years ago too. You?
i have a soft spot for Gilbo's Oliver Twist gaze.
enjoy mate, not a massive fan of lagers myself but I do like a few German/Austrian/Polish lagers
Never even heard of beer52 lad
Thank you. But yikes! That has got to be the luckiest picture of her. Will take me ages to hunt down the video
based finnbro
every year but the first
It's a shitty online beer subscription who do a free trial but force you to call to cancel and then give you the hard sell
>calling it eau de vie instead of aqua vitae or uisge-beatha
joking mate enjoy yourself, heard that eastern european homebrews are good for wine and spirits
>If the score is tied after the final black is potted, the black is re-spotted. The winner of a coin toss by the referee decides which player will take first strike at the black; that player receives the cue ball "in-hand" for their first shot. Play then continues normally until the black is potted or another frame-ending situation occurs.
This ever happened on the telly lads?
>every year but the first
thoughts on the lineup this year?
Happened in the first round.
ah, guessing the beer is sold as great craft beer but is average at best as well
I don't know for certain, just assuming, the face fits for the most part.
Are you James Cahill?
yeah it happens a fair bit
>I booked a table for tonight love
>One of Trump's Chinese restaurants
>I hear they have some nice plants as well
We go automatically because it's fun regardless, but this year is ridiculous. Love Battles, never seen Meshuggah so super hyped for them. It's excellent basically
literally happened like 2 days ago
At this very WC, Carter vs Lisowski match.
DING DONG
>Turns out it's a real place
>By the time you get there, Shaun Murphy has eaten everything at the buffet and it has closed.
Gilbert or G. Wilson lads?
see you there maybe, I'll walk around yelling GWAN ARC
Gary Wilson 2bh. Not a fan of Willo being beaten.
for me its Gilberto the farmer
G. WANson
Think Willo is out of the championship.
Can't feel the meme magic this year.
New thread boys
I'll be wearing a Where's The Cue Ball Going? t-shirt
Its the right one but thanks no thanks
>Not drinking snakebite all night
