ösitard in charge of literally anything
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era of the bull
Faggot thread reporters kys
wasnt me btw
>12345
>warum hör ich mich on air?
>weil ich on air bin
>12312312345
People are paying for this shit, kek
y the other got deleted?
I was just about to make a thread with that image, thanks.
Propper murder footy in Düsseldorf.
>12345 soo da bin ich wieder 123
Not posting in this thread.
Bremen's coach is such a sperg
Pulisic to score the winner
No you retarded retard. It's the zweites bundes, not *die* BUNDES
Is this /bundes/?
>muh ebin nazi club
american polbabies fuck off
Sancho is a massive fraud
m*ds are dogs as always
jannies are trannies as always
>schalke
not sure, i'm gonna stick around and see though
DUSSELDORF
Maybe
era of the eagle
I didn't allow you to post photos of my friends
Yeah, he needs to get his temper under control
RÜSSELDORF
Your Monitor isn*t your friend, pal
But you are my friend
I'm a Dusseldorf lifelong you retard
boring game
What a borefest 12345
Oi, do the Mods have a loicense for deleting /bundes/ threads?
CAM ON YER BULLS
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
still a retard, then
dortmunder nigger kriegen für kein foul gelb
No you
m*ds only have a license to shart in public
>6 replaced for 9
heh
nu uh! you
What a SHIT ref einszweidreivierfünf
I like to compare BVB with Liverpool, both believe they are the good guys because they are fighting a bad buy, but both of them can't defeat the bad guy and can't see that they are equally evil
t. Burgstaller
>still not red
Zwayer is such dogshit. Holy fuck.
>I like to compare BVB with Liverpool
no one thought of that before
can a Hans redpill me on the 12345 meme? lost here
hahaha
What about Euroleague Football next season Bremenschwuchtel?
Lmaoooooooo
>Royce
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS REF IS A FUCKING JOKE
NIGGA WAT
AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS AFFENZIRKUS
Lemur rip royce scum and rip bvb saison lmao!!
No! you I say
omg
red for reus
SLIP
Jesus Christ this refball
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOBBY ENRAGED
>reus
ahahahashahaha
klare rote dortmunder hundesöhne
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
RED LOL
typical reus my lads
What a load of shit
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""RED""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
it's over
sancho can't win this game or next week's game on his own
FC BAYERN DEUTSCHER MEISTER
this post didnt age well
>Reus
Beautiful stuff by Zwayer.
Amazing performance.
why?
ANo alcohol to be found near him?
FUCKING ROBBED
FUCK THE REF
This is a disaster
BASED REF
Also, goal
merkst selber nä
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>BVB
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFENVERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
probably the closest we have come this season to an ankle breaker
clear red
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
absolue state
>SCHALKE
>SCHALKE
LOL Dortmund
Thanks you 1Zwayer345
pfff dortmund losing to >schalke and not playing Pulisic
GEFICKT IHR HURENSÖHNE
GEFICKT IHR HURENSÖHNE
GEFICKT IHR HURENSÖHNE
GEFICKT IHR HURENSÖHNE
GEFICKT IHR HURENSÖHNE
Holy shit what an awful match
>D*rtmund fans will defend Reus
Clear red you scheisse, he almost broke his leg
HAHAHHHAHAHAH FUCK DORTMUND
>schalke
OFFENE SOHLE KLARE ROTE
oof
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT DIRTMUND AHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice
bayern wins another league
*hard yawn*
>12345123451234512345
VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
>3 setpiece goals
the beautiful game
Bayern win the league again
>he almost broke his leg
To be fair, that's par of the course for Reus.
>Buyern wins for the 10th time
What a league 12345
>decide to watch Dirtmund for the first time this season
>this happens
Is that 3 shots 3 goals ?
fresse tobi
Reus has always been a Beinebrecher despite being the biggest crybaby on top of being injured often.
>losing to a relegated club
absolute state of that goal too
state of Mainz
welcome to bayern
>1-3
>1-3
>1-3
SAY IT COME ON SAY IT WITH MEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANOTHER ONE
harsh red looked more like a yellow to me
Lmfao two reds kek
finally it's interesting
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehueeh
this game
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH PLEASE STOP IT NOW
THE CITY OF BVB LMAO
based Freecastle
how much did uli even pay for that?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wtf is habbenin
what the FUCK is happening
ahahahahahaha absoulute Affenzirkus
>era of the bull
>gulacsi
ihr dreckigen hurensöne ersticken sollt ihr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHYYYY
lmao dortmunder hurensöhne eat a dick
farmer's league lol
oh no no no no no HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>BVB
God damn it
WHAT A FUCKING RETARDS HAHHAHAHHA
Reminder that THIS TEAM wanted to be a German champions just a month ago lmaoo
what did Serdar do?
>DORTMUND
now this is a propa derby
BVB ARE LOSING IT ELMO
Scheis Tretertruppe
just like my /copalib/ games kek
>this game
>the state of dortmund
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
State of dortmund
what the fuck is wrong with that club
Laughing SO HARD at the BVB
>dortmund
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BVB shitting it
Wow, just wow.
Wen meinst du lak
Besser nicht mich
Würsteldelivery is on its way
>Give us a other one
kek
>winning agains 9 men
big deal Schalke
dortmund more like notgoingtowintheleaguemund
lmfao
Stuttgart are feeling the pressure
Why are Dortmund on total meltdown against one of the worst teams in the Bundesliga?
what is he thinking now?
>empty seats starting to show
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
based
BVB
>09
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
dortmunder hundesöhne GEFICKT
imagine ragequitting this crazy lmao godspeed s04
Danke Alter
who to kill next
oh
>playing Wolf over Pulisic
>pulisic as RB
That's their final form
>losing to >schalke
>like this
holy shit
Which part of Schalke are you from?
Hasn't pulisic been out with a hamstring issue since the intl break?
What the FUCK is those ads on german channel ???
Gelsenkirchen
BAYERNWINSLOL
Hamburg
he played last week against freiburg
DUSSELDORF
>draw with nürnberg
>lose to augsburg
>lose to schalke
>lose to düsseldorf
truly justed
RÜSSELDORF
TORÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
NO RED FOR THIS????
FUCK THE REFF
He clearly jumped. pussy dive
How does Schalke only get yellow cards?
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
>mckenie only gets yellow
>this ref
Guys, are prostitutes worht it ?
they're not tackling from behind
jesus christ bremen's manager is about to have a stroke
1234567
Istanbul
Lmao, this is so rigged
thats what uli ordered and paid for
KEK that was red too
should be two reds for each
He played dangerous but it was not kick in the leg from behind as Reus and other Dirtmunder did
What an implosion
:D
>The stinky Stadtstaat of Bremen
If you are considering them then yes
dortmund technisch haushoch überlegen
bist du dumm du hurensohn? die zwei roten waren beide von hinten nur in den mann, gar kein vergleich
This and the last Bayern-Bremen match is the state of modern german football.
Refball... Refball, everywhere
>bremen lost to fortuna
what
>this F1 quali
>this game
loving life
fortuna are chads
Imagine Kruse after this match
9 VS 11 BUT ONLY LEADING WITH 2 GOALS
LMAO >SCHALKE
based ukrainin woke af
technisch sind sie gefickt worden
last one was clearly from behind with gestreckte Sohle
soooooooooooooooooooooooooóoooooooooooooooooooooo mad
tfw I only have to walk 10 minutes and pay 50 bucks to get a bj from 2 cute czech teens
>t. seething dirtmunder
every single decision against Dortmung was correct
leck meine eier du Ruhrpottassi
if I was a dortmund player I'd just try to murder everyone on the pitch now, it's not like it matters anymore
How the fuck are Frankfurt not winning with ease, not looking good for EL
Imagine the seething söyböy Bremenanon hehe
DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
>DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
>DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
>DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
>DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
>DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA
Time for go to Aldi then Costco
seething
yes but is it worth to pay 50€ so your friends don't make fun of you anymore bc virgin ?
seething
pls enlighten me how the penalty was justified then
when was the last time 2 players from the same team got send off?
You could get some other punishment
>Burgstaller
depends
>the 15 yr ukranian 8/10 stating she just got 18 and sucks you off for like 20 euros
100% yes
>the 20 yr arrogant and fat "escort" thot asking for 5* hotel, michelinstar dinner and 1000 euros in cash
probably not
>weigl blocks a shot on target with his arm
>not a pen
are you fucking blind?
18 goals in 6 matches, the 3 goal average is intact - for now.
came in to say
>poomund
Your friends will just start teasing you for sleeping with whores.
The only thing that will work in your situation is sleeping with your friends gfs
>Kacko Alkacka
>wie oft war alcacer am ball
sooooooooooooo mad
post yfw you aren't a dirtmunder
>Your friends
2 mal
Alcancer
>having time to move the arm away when he gets shot from 0.3 meters
Schalke are so fucking shit which makes this even more hilarious. It's like fighting against a one armed cripple then tripping over your own fett while trying to kick him and breaking your legs and arms falling down while the retard runs around flailingh is arms in the distance
How much did Zwayer get for this game?
>memestaller
are you that hopeless? i mean maybe with working on yourself a bit you can be with some 6/10 or something like that
the 20-30 year old that is super cheap but does look like a crackhead might not drain your wallet but might still be not worth it when you feel guilty afterwards
if Frankfurt score now this might just become the perfect matchday
doesn't matter
he blocks a shot on target with his stretched arm
doesn't get any more blatant
Based burgi
>dortmund
just go on tinder and fuck some slut
might give you the confidence to get it on with other chicks
was meinst du genau? klarer elfer, klare rote karten
>Bayern will win with the league with 2 points
>Schalke will get relegated
12345
He gets dirtmunders' hate which is DELICIOUS and worth everything
daily reminder.
>Zoomer logic implemented in modern football
Schalke should've pushed for 4 or 5 goals.... disappointing
Truly two trash clubs
loosing the league is the cherry on top
based düsseldorf, love to visit that place
IF YOU THINK THE 2 RED CARDS ARE NOT 100% JUSTIFIED YOU ARE A DIRTY DELUSIONAL DORTMUND CUNT
>Schalke parking the bus now
This league is hilarious in how bad it is. It works as a comedy league like no other.
You can't go around flailing your arms in the box dude.
Hass ist keine Emotion
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
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hate from mongrels correlates with success, yes
>Schalke
more like the butthurt tabelle
>the absolute state of SCHALKE
>conceding against 9
that's the schalke way
>schalke
>schalke
XDDD what a match of two braindead cripples
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>Schalke
>conceding to 9 men
pathetic
>conceding against 9 men
fucking >Schalke
MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL MOST DANGEROUS WITSEL
>Steffen Simon trying to make it sound like some injustice was done to Dortmund
The only understanding I have of germany are memes and a shitty anime about serial killers
Based
You Dutchies are always welcome in my beautiful city!
pulisic effect
MBOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
FUCKING LEL
EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO
c-can they pull it off?
AHAHAAH DIRTMUND DED
>3.030 "Fußballinteressierte"
EMBOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HIV
>Schalke
>success
Name a single more pathetic club than these two
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>dirtmund
>Schalke
LMAO
this fucking game
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY
It was though. If the Reus and Wolf fouls were clear red, then at least two of Burgstaller, McKennie and Serdar shouldn't be on the field either. At least hand out cards consistently
he was tackeling the other player and obv will move them around while doing it
HAHAHHAHAHAHH ONLY PRETENDING YOU NIGGERS
The Merkel government has been trying to introduce a law that gives refugees the right to the wives of all German men. The support for it is there surprisingly
>Bull embolo
I guess not
>buyernwinslol
I fucking hate this league. No wonder no one wants to watch it.
>no wonder no one wants to watch it.
>
>den jew Club
>FC Bayern München No. 1 by far
123
Wieso poste ich hier
12345
Still better than RB winning it
>Brits still brainwashed by the marketing bus kloppo drove through London in 2013
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL EMBOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is it kek, time to say goodbye to football forever. maybe i will get more shit done in life this way.
Trapp is totally GOAT in this game
Danke du Nigger
witzels niggerbull genes are showing.
Would be hilarious if Bayern loses to Nürnberg tomorrow
guess you'll have to sell those shares.... again!
How is Zwayer even still a ref? I mean he's been bribed in the past.
>Rudy
literally why
*ahem*
fuck frankfurt for not spanking hertha
if there is a football-god, this happens
this match is the definition of the word derby
>Sancho
the next Rooney
see you next season
>Frankfurt
Trust me, you will. I stopped watching this shit months ago and I've been way more productive. I only come here for the memes when Dortumnd and Liverpool slip.
all the seething dirtmund retards
>throwing the league against >Schalke
>who is your derby rival
How many levels of JUST is this
>tf
>tp
>see you
*later watching stuttgart-gladbach
so what all german refs get bribed
>DUSELmund customers of all people complaining about refs
possibly the funniest joke ever told, yes
> Zwayer wurde im Zuge dieses Skandals für sechs Monate gesperrt, weil er die ihm bekannten Spielmanipulationen von Hoyzer zunächst nicht gemeldet und zudem vor einem Spiel des Wuppertaler SV gegen die zweite Mannschaft von Werder Bremen 300 Euro von Hoyzer angenommen hatte, um als Schiedsrichter-Assistent dabei zu helfen, kritische Situationen für den Wuppertaler SV zu vermeiden. Das Urteil gegen ihn wurde erst 2014 bekannt – der DFB hatte es nicht veröffentlicht.[9]
argumente? keine.
Don't be a degenerate, it's not worth it. Value your virginity because otherwise you'll be a slave of vice. Don't sell yourself for the opinions of others or you will cuck yourself.
Last time I was there was in september? watching the Dortmund-Bayern game at the Rhine, lovely atmosphere
>Paco "El Paquete" Alcacer
Why Dortmund doesn't get their shit together and sign an elite striker?
>Bayern loses all remaining games
>Dortmund does the same
>Leipzig wins
cto eta damashna? like pivo?
How did Kostic/ Rebic/ Jovic play this game ? Is it looking shit for the Chelsea game
>jew Club
>Buyern no1
fun matchday
judging by this game chelsea will win easily
they signed andre schürrle
true
and Hannover did win, now Stuttgart only has 3 points on Hannover and Nürnberg
era of the bull
>having match on tinder
OK thx user, that hoe won't get my 60€now
Every time the comfyrenz switched to the game, Kostic was always the one steering dangerous actions.
absolutely GEFICKT
the league would be great if it weren't for bayern
The cancer that is Zwayer is trending. Based.
Hopefully they'll finally throw this shitter out.
LICK MY BUTTHOLE WATZKE
'ass Bayern, 'ass Dortmund, 'ass Leipzig
so einfach
november*
>
>have the most advance infrastructure for prostitution in the world, affordable and safe, cute girls to boot
>DUDE BUT IT'S NOT REAL LOVE I'D RATHER REMAIN A VIRGIN LMAO
Steffen Simon will cry himself to sleep tonight
>6 shots on target
>6 goals
Please watch my team instead next time.
I didn't watched 2bh, but it seems like they will fuck everything up in these last five games.
They will finish sixth in the league and lose to Chelsea.
oh bugger
They have Alex in Willem II
yeah it just isnt worth it. all this hope crushed in the most brutal way. literally whats the point. fuck this.
>fuck up a 9 point lead
>WAAAAH REFS ARE BOUGHT WAAAAAAAAH
embarrassing
>Hannover did win
finally
it fucking hurts
Such choke artists
Fun fact: es gab heute keine Veränderung in der Tabelle.
it was an absolute meme goal too
it was never 9 points bayern had a game less
hopefully Eintracht can get their shit together
Dortmund lost the league when they rolled over for Bayern. This is just the cherry on top of the cake.
unironically "supporting" a football club
unironically choosing nazimund of all the teams available
no
Wunderbar, so glad for Hannover
Match Day 15:
1.Dortmund 15 Matches, 39 Points
3.Bayern 15 Matches, 30 Points
I will my man, they weren't playing at that time
stop arguing with tobi. its pointless.
Dortmund are pro-LGBT and diversity, not really the nazi way
We need to sell Reus this summer. We can’t have a “leader” we can’t trust.
Get a lot of money for him, say thanks for all he’s done, and get someone who won’t throw away our chances at the title.
Told you so.
JAJJAJAJA SHAREHOLDERS ARE SEETHING RIGHT NOW
Both reds were crystal clear faggot. get over it jajajajajja
>pay GEZahlt
>200 euros/year
>only a few matches aired
>showing werbung
faggots
How long until Slipmund is down at the relegation zone were they belong?
don't worry lads, we will upset Buyern tomorrow so nothing will change in the title race
>(((rabbi matondo)))
yeah not even hiding it anymore.
>AAAAAA DIE KAGG NADZIS
Ach reddit.
>lose against Bayern in the Pokal
>lose in Düsseldorf
>now four points behind 7th place with one game more
Bremen lost almost all of their hopes for Europe in less than one week. Their remaning opponents are Dortmund, Hoffenheim and Leipzig.
What a bummer. >our only hope is that >we can somehow secure 8th place, and Frankfurt wins the Euro League - not looking likely after their recent league-performances.
Oh well. We had a good run. A shame about losing Kruse.
ach /pol/
>taktissssss
Not like you actually believed it either with those kebab bets.
belgium my only true bro
Why would Kruse leave? He's 31yo.
>it’s 2014
>getting into football
>pick teams for major leagues
>pick dortmund before they sell all their players
Is it too late to switch to bayern?
>he pays GEZ
Bist doch befreit mit HartzIV Brudi, einfach Antrag stellen
godspeed FCN
Gotta build up slowly man.
people who support bayern have never loved football. a game like today could never happen to them.
Good thing you can always count on Nuremberg
He said he wanted to play internationally next season, and his contract runs out this summer.
caligiuri looks like an albanian inbred.
Should Hamburg, Bremen, Rostock etc join the Danish Superliga?
Maybe they would be more competitive there?
Kek
yeah but he needs to find a top club that'd sign a 31yo and give him playtime
>its pointless
just like Dortmund today
Are you mentally challenged?
You don't belong in Europe with your söyclub my man
You know I'm right
>not shopping in griezmann with blackface
I consider it a missed opportunity.
Yeah just gotta find someone who gives one of the best players of the league some playtime. God french ''people'' are dumb.
HOLY SHIT /bundes/
I had no idea that Gerald "echter Teufelskicker" Asamoah is part of the Schalke team
just shoot the Unterschicht
3. HALBZEIT
What's this pic showing? That Algeria found out how to use insta filters?
this
He's 31yo.
That france is now african.
.
he just failed the GET he planned with his pic. he will surely make a thread about pogba celebrating with mendy, matuidi, etc...
new worlders are all autisitc degenerates
A bunch of them appear to be interested, like Tottenham or AS Rom. Wether he's going to play there is a different matter, of course, but if they come ringing and Kruse decides to go, there's little Bremen can do to keep him.
Why does that matter if he is playing like a 20 year old?
Yes
dortmund's problem is that they have no ambition left. they've given up. klopp left cause he was the only one who didn't want to admit defeat to bayern.
ICH HAB KEINEN BOCK MEHR NOBBY
ICH BIN VERFICKT NOCHMAL SATT VON DER SCHEIßE ROBBIE
>crashing out of CL semis against yet another Spanish team cuz uefaball isn't even more painful
Lifelong Bayern fan here. Cope harder
Essentially, that's what I found funny
Also France is full of niggers lol
Best pic in the whole thread
>a gazillion numbers
wtf is this shit? whats the message?
Klopp didn't want to admit defeat so he admitted defeat and left?
I lived for 3 months in Paris and no way are half of all teenagers black/arabic. It was full of those types though which was weird because I'd never seen a black person before that.
legund
France = 40% of newborns are niggers/Arabs and that was in 2015
God, I so want professional refs and consistency in their decisions. Zwayer fucked around until the game was ruined.
how much is a greencard for murrica?
AHHAHHHAHAHAHHHHA FAVRE SEETHING
depends how dark your skin is
explain in detail please. what did he do wrong? pen and red cards are pretty clear
>it's the refs fault dirtmund players are retarded
Where did the Mila poster go
I miss him lads
inschallah
The pen was certainly not a pen. The red cards are understandable although the Reus one was harsh from what I saw. It's more about how he was refing the game. If you're that lax with the Schalke players I'd expect some leniency with Dortmund as well. Before the red cards Burgstaller should've been off for example.
Wolf is retarded, yes.
It was as much of a clear pen as the one Frankfurt got against Schalke
I have no idea what that looked like.
>Hamann doesn't think the league is done
lel
THE FUCKING JANITOR GAVE ME A WARNING FOR POSTING GERMAN
KEK FUCK YOU
>El Schalke que venia como el culo, te mete 4 en tu casa dortmund JAJAJAJAJAJAJa
>12 puntos le llevabas al bayern, dortmund lpm
>Naaa jajaja que bronca que encima el que te caga es tu clasico rival y en tu casa...
>FRIORUSSUA ENTREGANDO LA COLA A SU PAPA SCHALK 04?? FAAAAAAA EL MAS GRANDE DE ALEMANIA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA PECHEDORTMUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Una pagina más en el libro del Friorussia Dortmund
>Dortmund 04
>Schalke 04, capo del Ruhr. Bayern, otra vez campeón. Bortmund, otra vez pecheando. FIU FIU FIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU jajajajaja
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
lmao
very good
el mejor post del Yea Forums amigo. gracias!
pen was clear. check the replays.
schalke players got cards left and right
Worried about Bremenanon tßh
His hopes and dreams?
CRUSHED
completely different because with frankfurt the ball touched other body parts first here it was a clear block
got like 3 warnings already, pure autism
>the jannies warning our German friends for speaking German in the German thread
I hope the CDC does a study on hot pockets causing autism, you jannies have always specifically been the worst on this whole site. Neck yourself.
delusion
Yeah, after the game was already done and Zwayer stopped looking the other way at everything.
Also never a penalty.
I wish this would occur
but what are the chances
>6-2-2
B&R
TOP
SPIEL
>dropping Gomez
I rate this new coach
This was literally a 3 forwards vs GK
terrile
200iq
>Monggladbach
Denn du bist ein scheiss Verein
plea you stupid fucking nigger
>rapid
Rapid Wien getting dabbed on hard by Hartberg. 2:4 and red card for Rapid
pretty much the equivalent of todays BVB-Schalke, just that Hartberg is a Bauernverein coming from the 3rd league
fuck me, didnt see your post
>3 own goals and a pen
the fuck
Cam on Bolingoli-Mbombo, score sam facking gooooaaals
kek based wettbewerbsverzerrung in the TIPICO bundesliga, also
>bolingoli-mbombo-ngubu
it gave more insight, very good post.
What compels ppl to become Gladbeck fans?
Such a shitty club and hideous town
ok how is it not a pen? he clearly blocks a shot on goal with his stretched out hand
The coach needs to sub off these two booked players before they get sent off
is hofmann still playing for rapid or is it another hofmann
that atmosphere is p intense
There are three games left, one of them being Bremen - Dortmund. It is mathematically impossible for both of them to get 9 points.
that's a table some dude posted two weeks ago
omg this game
why did gladbach collapse so hard?
can any1 post the pokal pasta pls
Overperforming in the Hinrunde, then a lot of injuries.
hecking is a heck
the virgin aloof german
the chad austrian lyricist
stuttgart are playing like madmen
what a shit game
Imagine watching this shit game and not the boomer Sportschau
this game is great
I came here to laugh at Bremeranon and also Dirtmund
i guess that guy was correct, i am indeed retarded.
based mong gladbach
>Hecking
Yes, this CL spot is coming home
why is Favre so pathetic?
He stinks of loser mentality.
true that
Belgium's very own Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
*2 pens
miss 10/11 season when hannover was good
yes yes
I legit only sympathize with Gladbach because of Raffael, absolutely top lad.
It's bad because he don't won any trophy for them
don't you own a fucking car?
Is a bj losing your virginity tho?
>Castro
every time
>>the 15 yr ukranian 8/10 stating she just got 18 and sucks you off for like 20 euros
Where the fuck do you get blowjobs from a 8/10 for 20 merkeldollars, are you roaming the Straßenstrich?
Yes well, only Reus isnt worth lots of money. He is 30 and constantly injured, nobody is going to spend 50 million when he can buy 3 Mbambu N'gondrilla for that kind of cash.
They've lost the league today. Bayern would've had the harder games
Dortmund is pretty far right aside from their football club
their only hard game left is bayern vs leipzig, Frankfurt are battered from their EL campaign.
Alright then
>Zwayer: Wir Schiedsrichter sind die ärmsten Schweine
No wonder he took bribes in the past.
who the fuck is kay one? the state of these sörens..
@92359451
kek
Actual post
woah richtig heftiger diss!!!! werden die sich je erholen???
>Favre's Armlos-Interview
top bantz
SIMPLY BASED
recap of the Rapid meme game
3 own goals, 2 penaltys, 1 (arguable) blooter
youtube.com
skip to 1:15
>Can't even get the score right
Based SK Rapid 24
>das ist Bundesliga Weltrekord
kek
>Elfmeter-Wiederholung
basiert
Ohne Scheiß, das sollten se öfter machen.
>Polizei ermittelt nach Feuerzeug-Wurf auf Sancho
>Inzwischen teilte die Dortmunder Polizei mit, dass sie wegen gefährlicher Körperverletzung ermittle. Es sei eine Strafanzeige gestellt worden.
hope they arrest the team too
>Worüber bereits am Vormittag spekuliert wurde, bestätigt sich am Samstagabend: Der 1. FC Köln trennt sich mit sofortiger Wirkung von Trainer Markus Anfang.
time for a reunion
türkiyemspor berlin beste verein
why did he let his son go to stuttgart?
you cant stand in the way of love
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