Is he on Cristiano’s list?

Is he on Cristiano’s list?

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Doubt it. Cristiano doesnt like black people.

how can one man be so based?

He will blame Cristiano

Marcelo
Evra

>Juventus buying pogba again
Unironically Raiola invention. Juve is not interested. It's just a meme journous keep spouting. They used to say this about Ibra too

Theres a difference between having to deal with uppity nigger antics and funny nigger antics

wrong

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How do I obtain the ability to blend into shadows like that ""thing"" next to Cristiano?

>that ""thing""
implying you wouldn't fuck any of these things given the chance

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I’m a 23 year old virgin and I STILL wouldn’t fuck a mup da doo didda.

Black chicks are weird

look at his first son you retard

you are still young. I've only started getting anxious and depressed about still being a virgin when I started getting close to 25yo. Then I paid for a hooker.

Hard pass.

at least you have a functioning dick I suppose

Why are greeks so gay?

yes but I only lasted about 5 minutes and I couldn't get hard again for the remaining 55 minutes :(

get in shape, go to a rave and share mdma with a chick. it beats fucking a hooker

That really depends on the hooker

It really doesn't. A hooker is pathetic.

k

Lel

Sorry my mistake - Cristiano doesnt like NIGGERS like Pogba
He doesn't mind normal black people

why? aren't they putting Ramsey on 400k? what's the point of hogging midfielders

Juve wants to be a modern super club. They must attract big names, not just talent

why would anyone pay £130 for pogba

pogba is unironically young

Based