/bundes/ aka /turks and retards general/

The absolute state of Almans edition

A whole lot of matches

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ANIME

era of the bull

but shit thread

bring in Pulisic

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THE BVB
FUCK THE BVB
FUCK THE BVB
FUCK THE BVB
FUCK THE BVB

Good thread

What shit defending from Hannover

FC BAYERN STERN DES SÜDENS

also based Dusel going on at schalke

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most dangerous lead initiated

let's go

era of the eagle

good thread

BASED NIGGER
BASED NIGGER
BASED NIGGER

Ösis ins Gas. Alles Halbhoden wie Hitler.

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>dirtmund
what are these retards doing

Fuck

SICHERES DING LOIDE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADH

>20% possession
>2 shots
>2 goals
Jesus don't make this Trümmerhaufen win this match

Good pic but the customer should have dark hair

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lel, marked by 3 and still gets the header ahahhahahahahahahahha

Oh ok, nevermind I didn't see the handball from that angle
yes that's a pen

>the city of BVB

12 goals in 6 games today
2 games per match on average. 6 goals to go for the desired 3 goal average.

absolute efficiency.

>another set-piece

the fuck is this shit? do they not train defending that crap? and if you're this shit at defending set-pieces then don't give them any...

Sancho deserves better

>nobody can pronounce Witsel right

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ouitsel?

this

.

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>Immer noch `ne Bombenidee, Freiheit für Sergej W

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>schalke

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lel das soll ne gelbe sein? lächerlich

all Sergejs ins gas

yes that's it but 95% pronounces it like Vitsel

Sancho is so fucking good

good

>schalke
love it!

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what is wrong with these idiots? it's just a game

nobody cares because Belgium isn't even a country

based arbeitslose Unterschicht

ziemlich lustig

+ a guy called Sergej is always guilty

vitzel

lel und das ist dann keine gelbe? ok

hob g'soffn

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Scheiß Schalker Arschfickerbande!

tjo, basiert

>literally called "very gay"
How is that allowed, Russia?

Musste erstmal googlen, wer das noch gleich ist. Hab geschmunzelt.

basiert

>asking what's wrong with 60 IQ Ruhrpott apes

its actually Widdsl

Hoffentlich Brinkhoffs und kein Veltins!

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*Witzl

the country born is 1990 is talking

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Sancho is better than prime Götze desu

>Haidara

Why is it always 6 million jews? There were loads of different races and different people in the camps, including famous writers and singers. Why are those not mentioned? Why isn’t it 6 million people?

Klage wegen Volksverhetzung in ...3 ...2 ...1

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he can't be english

excuse me, but how the fuck they can't beat >schalke?

Der Huub weiß wie man mit den Zecken umgeht!

My dog has had some very nasty farts

schalke decided they want to play well today

>his mother tongue is French but he's not from France
>his whole history revolves around being in our way

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seit wann ist der bvb ein volk im sinne des 140 stgb?

because they are not playing based Pulisic

t.zoomer

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Probably because most media people are kikes

>schalke

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I hope Dusseldorf will be competing for the EL spots next season.

unironisch beides müll. fiege beste

they aren’t playing though. their standing in their half. 2 goals from standards doesntequal playing

BvB is retarded .
You can't make fun of retards

t. american english teacher

they're defending well, aren't they?

Borussia Dortmund, du dumme Sau!
Borussia steht für ... Preußen, richtisch!

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you can if you're retarded

Don't worry, G*rmans are getting what they deserve now, that joke of a country will stop exisiting in our lifetime, and that's a very good thing.

I hope BVB and Bayern finish mid table next season

No chance of that happening

Will be relegated probably, just like Darmstadt were in their 2nd bundes season

i dont get it. what does this african american have to do with schalke?

>Delaney's 3m pass hits Götze above the waist

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>Quaison

good for you

>Will be relegated probably,
why? they're a decent team with a good trainer.

>bayern spending 300million
>finishing 11te
would be great

wie süß, der kleine schluchtenscheißer versucht den starken macker zu spielen

When is Dresden gonna be in the bundes?

>Nastashit
TOP KEK

this dortmund-schalke game is lacking a red card

Hamm ja alle zu viel RedBull jesoffen und haben nen zittrigen Arsch.
Die wollen halt den Hahn.

If you know anything about football, you know that's likely what's gonna happen next year

Who do you support ?

they are

2020 la, buy shares as soon as possible

see you next year

neufliege schwirr ab

Yes

2. Bundes isn't the bundes you dumb nigger

>ebolo

Take him to the vet

>wie süß, der kleine schluchtenscheißer versucht den starken macker zu spielen

AHAHAHAHAHA
Absolute state of this Kötervolk

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jedes schalker foul gelb aber die zecken können machen was sie wollen

Why?

>no yellow

zwayer is such a shitshow of a ref

>Paderborn in top 3
>Hamburg may slip

basiertes spiel soweit