OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Harrogate for me

>villa have a confirmed playoff place and are 2 points behind West brom in 4th

>In February after losing 2-0 to West brom villa were 20 points behind them

Lads, I don't know what to do with myself, I'm not used to villa not being shit.

>Nige playing the tried and tested Craig Levein 4-6-0

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National Leagues North and South finish today too, like most of non-league. Concord Rangers are ineligible for the playoffs though because of ground requirements not being met, so South will only have 5 teams in the playoffs, with 5v6 to decide who joins the semis.

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Read earlier that this 6-team play-off shit is getting scrapped either next season or the one after

As it stands, Rotherham must beat West Brom otherwise they will complete the Championship relegation race.

>FC United

Massive fall-out at boardroom level apparently.

Leyton Orient are back in the Football League. Well done to the Os.

I don't think it adds much, weird they even changed to it.

I don't fully understand it, but the worst one this season is lower down the leagues. Because they've split the Southern league into two divisions at the 7th tier to make 4 total, and make the next tier 8, it means you can win your playoffs in the divisions feeding into it and not be promoted, because it will be decided on which playoff winners have the best league record.

thenonleaguefootballpaper.com/latest-news/23137/revealed-how-the-new-step-3-and-4-play-

Fucking hell, that's absolutely retarded.

National League play-offs look like this I think:

Solihull v Fylde/Harrogate
Salford v Wrexham/Eastleigh

BBCs golden boys have completely fucked it up by losing at Hartlepool.

wat v wolfz or palace v everton? both sound good

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>toilettoham

Bobs?

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or brappers?

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The National League website doesn't say, but isn't it lowest placed team left goes to 2nd? Or is it fixed as 2v(5/6) 3v(4/7)?

I'd say Watford v Wolves because they are both chasing 7th spot and potentially Europe. Plus the fa cup semi-final was a good game.

fucking southerners killing the rest of the country as always

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sniiiiiiif

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The latter, as it was last season: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017–18_National_League#Play-offs

drinks are on me lads

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both as long as they look good

Anyone tried that new guinness clear?

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

Portsmouth are gonna win 3-2

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>Watford beating Wolves

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>not putting on a euro

alright money bags. I'd rather put a euro in the Trocaire box. also max payout is half a million I think.

up the fucking moors

>"muh biggest game ever"
>shit the bed
>shit it again the week after

we were the favourites for relegation before the season and finished 2nd
be quiet

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Anyone know where I can find a link for the Derby vs Bristol city match???

but apparently flowers was going to take them to the title according to you

we'll dick the playoffs anyway and have a nice day out in wembley

>an euro

Sunderland 1-0 Portsmouth [Flanagan 8]

>Scunthorpe 0-1 Bradford

They've dropped like a stone and will get regulated to L2

BIG GOAL

Sunderland 1-0 Portsmouth

>regulated

I remember going to see us vs them in 2010. Kinda sad when you see a club you've played go down like that, life is Scunthorpe is grim enough as it is.

t. Lesta

>poolis

>Shane Long scoring on a regular basis
Hassenhuttl confirmed for extra-terrestrial entity

>Shane Long again
What the fuck is going on

[sacking intensifies]

I'm going to marry Michelle Owen and have lots of healthy children with her one day lads.

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I love 3PM kickoffs, lads.

>Poolis

Bristol City, Middlesbrough and Derby fighting for 6th place

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kek you're not far off. All those teams are nowhere near Villa, West Brom or Leeds level

He's playing under a competent manager for the first time since Koeman

>or Leeds
that match tomorrow will be maximum delusion

>Barnsley losing
oh no no blunderland are going to do it

>SCUNTHORPE
WOW

fat frank

Solved.

HEEM SLEEPY

Bournemouth have been fucking gash, completely undeserved goal

COYR

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>fulham player literally ko'd stiff
Picked the right game to watch lads

that's finishing 0-0

>Barnsley losing
This just makes Sunderland v Pompey even more tense, fuck's sake.

Probably but the heem sleepy made it worthwhile, wish Norway bro was here to webm it

Boro are losing. looking like fat frank is making play-offs

Imagine having paid money to watch Millwall 0-0 Stoke City.

That's the Shane Long we all know and love

Sunderland 1-1 Portsmouth [Lowe 29]

how badly are they gonna dab on lelds?

and it shows!

1-1!

Fucking thanks Long

Bournemouth are so lucky they aren't 2 or 3 goals down by now

How bad was it?

>Empty net
>Hits the post

Basically Open goal and he hits the post

Sounds about right

saturday morning footy is so comfy bros. you old wolders will never know this feel

sunderland btfoing the haters

shut the fuck up yanks will never understand footballing culture
support your local team you repulsive cretin

rip

just bought a mechanical keyboard and some thigh highs

>1-1
>BTFO

would be a kino redemption arc for lamps, it could happen now too as leeds aren't the team they were

>yeovil staying up
FFS

Sounds like Portsmouth fans are trying to btfo the Sunderland fans

my local team doesn't play at 10am faggot

>mechanical keyboard
Biggest meme

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>Crawley
l m a o

you've never attended a game in your life

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Based Carlisle

Really don't want Barnsley in the playoffs

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W I L S O N

Hope Exeter choke, don't want them shitting up the playoffs once again

>taking 2 pints of milk to the match

just wanked over Alex Scott on final score

I'm still seething that the Southampton board made no effort to buy some new defenders in January, despite the defence being so shit for several years.

who has the best chance of beating MK in the playoffs? that club needs to fuck off and die

show me on the doll where the american touched you

>Not taking a whole cow and sucking from it's udders mid-match
I know, what fucking losers

>uwotford

[pulisball intensifies]

>Boro winning
Ugh, please no. Fuck that team and their horrible football. Need one of Derby or Brizzle to get in the play-offs or I am going to wish that all 4 of themm lose

Stockport 1-0 up

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based wolves ahead

FA Cup redemption arc

hope Charlton win the playoffs desu

SÍ SEÑOR

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>Charlton 2-0 up

Unlucky pikey cunts

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youtube.com/watch?v=n9hn8PNnDc4

Based and Addickpilled

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WALSALL LADS
PLEASE STAY UP

looks like he has been playing with brain damage for years, genuinely one of the worst defenders I have ever seen

oof

>this makes the watford seethe

>killing your own player
no wonder fulham got relegated

RIP

HEEM SLEEPY

He never drew a dime

>the city of you

>Luton v Stoke will be a game next season
a true battle of the shitholes

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But I'll tell ya - you can tell him now if you're watching it - we're still fighting for this title, and he's got to go to Burnley and get something, and... and I tell you honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it!

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We've already had battle of the shitholes with Luton v Scunthorpe

>the north lincolnshire shithole derby

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>He doesn't watch qt Jules on BT

s-stop

Alex Scott is penger

>BT

Tinpot channel.

BT = British Tinpot

haha

lol

>Best second half performances in the country

Sunderland don't stand a chance

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rofl

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lmao

>flag

I'm late but:
>the state of spuds

>malaysia trying to ruin comfy soccer saturday

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BASED COLCHESTER

>Ply mouth

>want to go to a pub lunch tomorrow to watch the villa match
>There's a premier League match on at the same time

What's the chance that Brummie arsenal glory hunters are going to ruin my plans?

FUCK FRANCHISE FC

99% mate

noooooppee.

wew do it for Barry Chuckle Rotherham bros

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depends on the area, would never happen in Sutton

kys nonce cunt

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>MISSTROVIC

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Based Prowsey

I'm glad he's finally been unlocked

Walsall are going to do the great escape lads
League 1 since 2007

Based

malaysia doesn't have the balls to post anything actually illegal

>Trying to trick Malaysia into posting cp

You're a fucking nonce, mate

don't tempt it

I know your game you fucking wrongun.

>yeovil

Gillingham fan living in Plymouth here, hope they do I can't wait to walk into work if they go down smug as fuck.

Villa going 4th tomorrow lads :3

just don't know why everyone freaks out everytime he starts posting he has never posted anything that you couldn't find on Yea Forums any day of the week

been there a few times - ground is comfy but in a pretty shit area.

Remember drinking at some working mans club or something nearby - this was a good few years ago now though

Score some fooking goals Everton

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Southampton, Middlesbrough and Northampton were all losing now it's got a chance

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Course it's a shit area, it's fucking Walsall

>forest green are going to get automatic promotion to league 1

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>Fulham and Cardiff in charge of not fucking up easy chances

it's a proper working class area as football should be you southern fairy

>bacoona

ummmm vegans rule, ok sweetie xoxo

Based Barnsley ensuring Blunderland stay down this season

Wish I had some friends to watch jeff stelling and the lads with guys
All my mates are plastics who only watch games of their own team and would rather watch a shitty yank stream than engage with 3pms

Dumb animal eater. VEGANS. RISE UP

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DAFABET
DAFABET
DAFABET

most towns have a decent area - this was wedged in by the motorway in the middle of everything yet nowhere at the same time

not even working class - industrial and roads, working class is comfy, this was shite

>Nearest Major Towns are Birmingham, Telford and Wolverhampton

Jesus, I'd just fucking off myself.

More like daft bet

Ahaha amirite lads?

Bristol down to 10 men, 30 mins to go.
Will Derby bottle it like always and let boring old boro into the play-offs?

Name a bigger meme than Cornwall. I'll wait.

Wolverhampton is cool
Birmingham is pure shit tho

Piss off lad, Brum is class. Hasn't anyone told you we have more canals than Venice?

>Bourneshit

Accrington Stanley

Based Reading score in the 90th minute to equalize

Told you this team would utterly disintegrate when we had nothing to play for.

Feel bad for Nige, wouldn't blame him not taking the offered contract.

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>tfw boro grind their way back into the playoffs and premier league turning into Stoke city of a few years ago

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Yorkshire.

have you ever been to any of those places?

What a way for Targett to get his first Soton goal

This is an absolute rollercoaster

>Eddie meme

Wolverhampton is a shithole that's still stuck in the 80s with more knock off fast food joints than China

fuck sake eddie

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anyone got a stream for the wolves game? footybite seems to be down.

>Wolverhampton is cool

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wtf was that Cardiff defender doing

SOLves football

SOL
O
L

Plastic yank that started following football when fosun came in

Disregard opinion entirely

Wonder where he would go after this effort at City? Clearly able to work with no money.

Just came back from the chippy which game is worth watching lads?

BASED BURTON

>the chippy

West brom are going to need to panic sign a manager next season when they bottle the playoffs

Because this isn't Yea Forums, we don't want to see that here

>luton could lose the title having been top all fucking season
WEW LADS

I want it to be Harrogate because Yorkshire folk are the one true masterrace, but I fear it will be either Wrectum or $al£ord

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>Mitrovic

what did you get?

lol what the fuck are Luton up to - they were pretty much months ago

Oi bruv, if you're going to watch our footy you've gotta get wiv our culture

>Twatford

BASED WOLVES

awoo

>blunderland

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supporting bournememe is suffering, lads

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Wolverhampton IS cool. I should know I live here.

youtube.com/watch?v=quUIdCrDxsM

>premier league
2 0-0 draws at 80 mins
>Championship
No 0-0 draws

Why bother with plastic prem footy?

same bro

also saved

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Google Stockholm syndrome mate

raperum btfo

Wolverhampton

Cool name for a town, probably the coolest in the world
First place in the world to install automated traffic lights
Home of Slade, the greatest rock band of all time
Highest Greggs outlets per capita in the country
Home of Wolves FC

based

>West brom getting ref decisions in their favour again

I can see why they sacked Moore now. They bribed the EFL so they could win the league and they weren't getting there

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one of my favourite memories as a hull city fan is the opening game of 2004/05 after promotion to the newly-renamed league one, beating bournemouth 1-0 in front of 18,000 fans with a dodgy penalty and hoping it wouldn't be our last of the season

:)

:(

>Preston

Brett Pitman 85th minute winner incoming

wut

Wolverhampton

Home of noncery

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>pisstal shitty

absolutely disgusting

We need you now Brett, we need to win this

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Stuart Green was the fucking boy.

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I want to fuck her!

Football Status:
>[ ] Not Solved
>[x] Solved

>Still 2-2
Cam on Oxford, score a faken goal (not that it matters, we're safe and it's not possible to get into Play Offs).

>rapeherham

It gets worse mate

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2-0 youuu raaamsss

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WHAT A GOAL

he was good, but he was no ryan williams

>COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER >COLIN WANKER

>2-2
>Swanshit

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Villa - Derby playoff final

Calling it now

TARGERS YES

Which shithole do you live in? And don''t say London because even though it's clearly a better town, it automatically makes you a cunt for living there.

seething

Stockport in the 6th tier taking 3500 fans to Nuneaton

Now 3-0 and going up as it stands

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Derby v Leeds or Villa would be kino

CARDIFF'S SEASON SUFFERS A CATASTROPHIC FAILURE AND PLUNGES INTO THE ICY DEPTHS OF NON-LEAGUE FOOTBALL

WILSON

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just want leeds to go up

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Birmingham

The city Wolverhampton wishes it was

TARGERS TARGERS RA RA RA

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>Cardiff

Reckon Sheff Utd will be next seasons Cardiff

...

Will >No-rich beat Blackburn today?

What the fuck was Stuart Armstrong doing there?

Pass the fucking ball and Bournemouth don't counter, simple as.

>nofunderland
>nofundsderland
>blunderland

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Shite?

>wolverhampton wishes it was a muslim-infested shithole

lmao

For the live of me I cant even mention anything interesting about Wolverhampton. I have no clue what even goes on there never see them on the news

Probably draw again

I wish the rest of villa park had the design of the Holte, I love the red brick and stained glass

So do I, but I don't think they will. Not unless United lose to Ipswich which ain't fucking happening.

Yes, was meant to have a "desu" at the end there

their entire city is based around soccer and memes

would have smacked the fuck out of them

why are some posters here so obsessed with wolves? good club

>Falling for the Birmingham is a shithole meme

Keep thinking this please, only thing keeping our beer prices lower than London ones.

based griphook

Birmingham unironically used to be better than London, unfortunately that was about 100 years ago. Those days are long gone.

he fucked up a 3 yard pass to throw scotland's win against england away

guy's sexy and fuckable yes, but he's a bit dim sometimes.

WOLVES
O
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V
E
S

>didn't realise Birmingham delusion was a thing

We're not talking about wolves mate, we're talking about the shithole they play in. No one is denying that their owners have done a fantastic job.

Frustrating because he's shown moments of quality this season but gives the ball away far too often

Best city in the UK is Bristol, fact.

Here's an interesting fact, they currently have the best football team in the entire West Midlands.

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Strong rumours today that two clubs are taking voluntary relegation from the National League due to financial issues.

Is there an accent worse than a brummie one?

Bristol was a lot nice than I expected, with some nice old buildings and Georgian streets

Sadly it's full of Somalis

>biggest game of the season
>cant even score against Fulham

Absolutely pathetic, good riddance colin wanker

HS2 development has cause the council to go all out with gentrification and building more and more flats

Keeps popping up in those city of the future articles as well

Hopefully it won't become as unliveable as London, I might have to get a job in London once HS2 comes in just to keep up with the rent prices

If you listen to anons on Yea Forums every english city is an impoverished warzone

villa will finish above them next year

>21 shots
>3 on target

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Only city in the UK now which lacks any immigrants is Newcastle.

Sadly, Geordies are as good as immigrants.

>mansleld

Compared to Wolverhampton, Birmingham is like fucking Barcelona

Will HS2 turn Brum into a London commuter town?

Yeah and Grealish will go to Barca

they are

100% agree with this

And I'm the guy shitposting about Birmingham

state of blunderland man

No, but Estuary Essex comes very close.

Belfast, York, Sunderland, Doncaster, Wakefield, Castleford, anywhere in Wales, Aberdeen, Inverness, Poole, Southampton, Salisbury, Hartlepool, Lincoln, Canterbury and that's just off the top of my head.

>responds to a post and Brum delusion with even more delusion

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Vegan hippies BTFO

>Cardiff

>50% white british
>5% of the population are gypsies
>more than 1 in 5 are Muslims
Birmingham is one of the worst cities in the entire country, it's far worse than London. It has horrible accents and zero good football teams

WOAH... brum looks like THIS?!

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It's looking that way, pint prices are already starting to edge £5

I'm hoping I can get on the property ladder before it's finished so I can make bank on a house in the surrounding shithole HS2 is being built by

>Why didn't Cardiff just play well all game?
>The manager is going to regret that decision
Top punditry.

Vegan hippies well and truly BTFO

How quickly would you be able to commute?

GET IN.
FUCK OFF Watford.

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The best city in the UK is Chelmsford, fact.

>pint prices are already starting to edge £5
*laughs in northern*

Inverness is a lovely town, hoping to move there soon.

RIP Yeovil

Genuinely didn't realise they were getting relegated with the result as it is at Sixfields.

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I think it's supposed to be under an hour. I think some virgin trains already do that

Obviously you'd have to get to the HS2 station but they are putting trams in to get there

>the STATE of Dundee
L E L.

>just goal line cleared their own goal lmao

>zero good football teams
Wolverhampton is in the Birmingham metro area, as much as they like to claim they are a separate city.

It's n-not f-f-funny

Don't let them know about York, if ((they)) discover that its untouched they'll flood the city. Just like Plymouth, we were the whitest city in England at 98.7% White British after the 2001 census and we've slipped massively, high 80's now

in the championship just 5 years ago, RIP. promotion came too soon for them

>Yeovil

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>Lefties complain about the London bubble
>Also complain that HS2 is a waste of money

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nice cake though

Got SOLed

More like this kek, post industrial shithole

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HS2 is just going to make things more London-centric you dope, it's all about making it easier to get TO London

>Lefties complain about the London bubble
When?

lmao it's £3.50 where I live
go to a sam smiths* pub and you can get a decent pint of ale for under £2

peng

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*solves football*
Haters sit down

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>complain about extending the bubble further

Yeah?

Remember when Yeovil were the talk of the town being this amazing club that skyrocketed to the Championship and proof that good management could take a club anywhere? Look at them now.

twitter.com/YTFC/status/1122168212370731008
quality bantz

meant to say *not that one

OUR YEAR LADS

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Yeah it took them up like 4 divisions lad

beat us in the league 1 playoffs now look at them cheerio

It already is. If you want to get up north by train you gotta go to Birmingham and switch. I mean, for example, if I wanted to go to Nottingham, it's literally quicker for me to drive from the south than it is to take the fucking train.

all of england looks like shit, calm down retards

>£5 pints

Fookin 'ell

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Turns out, you can make anywhere look nice or shite with a decent camera angle

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sad gas cunts

I know, my point is that football is a funny ol game and can change quickly.

We get people up from the London head office fairly often, and they always marvel at £2 pints when they're paying £6+.

>Bolton have been ordered to play their last remaining games

Fucking how, though?

>why doesn't my shithole town that isnt on the main line between two major cities have a direct link to London

Yeah mate, definite lefties in all them Warwickshire villages that will get demolished along the line.

Fucking thick cunt.

your mum reeks of shit you moor nigger

>he doesn't know about outside the dirty cities

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It's shit like this why we took your colonies. You've forced me to bring out my sadcat private reserve, thanks 'best' ally...

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Intense butthurt

Under 18 players

I mean, bad example because that area is clearly more aesthetic than the previous pic

so does most of moortugal
just because you paint the houses white and the sun shines a bit more doesn't change the fact that your cities are shitholes

They haven't been paid either, according to Nixon

What? I literally have two direct lines to London from the two nearby train stations from my area. I'm saying if I want to get to Nottingham from here, which I do, I have to change in Birmingham. I think you're confused, Paddy.

U18 team players. Luckily for the EFL their last 2 games won't have any bearing on promotion or relegation otherwise this'd be a right fucking mess.

anyone else laughing at sunderland?

a good hedge gives me a semi

You're not wrong, especially the urban areas. The best of Britain is cosy small towns and rural villages.

here come the comedy scorelines

Almost like every city has decent a bad areas, isn't it?

based rural lad

Get fans to sign Code of Conduct contract and Insurance contract and play them. It'd be bants seeing Fat Baz and his mates Barry and Harry play.

Always. Are they calling for the manager to be sacked yet?

Yeah, why wouldnt you? Theres no reason to have a train from Nottingham to London

I visit Matlock fairly regularly, tempted to watch their footy team when I'm next up there and the season is on

>Almost like x
What a faggot turn of phrase.

Kick homophobia out of football, thanks

you really are thick as fuck

WE FUCKING DID IT WE FINISHED 6TH IN THE LEAGUE, HIGHEST EVER FINISH IN THE CLUB'S HISTORY AND WE'RE NOW IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!!

TWO WINS FROM WEMBLEY! GOD I HOPE WE DO IT THEN I CAN DIE HAPPY!!!!

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Can’t wait to see Leeds get LAMP’D in the playoffs.

I really hope Brighton can get their shit together

Welsh teams don't belong in the English leagues

No, you misunderstand, if you want to go anywhere up north further than Birmingham you have to change at Birmingham. It's a hub city. So if you go from London up north you HAVE to change at Birmingham or Carlisle or something, I don't think there is any direct trains up north (or very few). Stop being a plank and read. Once upon a time you could get on a train in London and go up to Glasgow direct, yes you stopped, but there was no getting out at Carlisle and then going on another train up to Glasgow.

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>wolves on the brink of europe
I remember people chimping out in /trans/ when I said I bet on them for top 10 too

>Leeds and west brom both bottled automatic promotion, most likely going to have the hangover from it to bottle the semis

Almost definitely going to be 5th and 6th in the final. Hope Derby edge Boro

>/trans/
Tried to keep it going as /epl/ a few weeks ago but it kept dying.

Out of all of the SSN presenters, she is the one I’d most expect Yea Forums to make their waifu due to her tomboyish haircut and bubbly attitude, you’ve not disappointed me.

No, we needed to win that game but did well to come from behind. Had a goal disallowed too

Your choice of shitposting:

Brighton v Newcastle: Championship games featuring Sheff Utd & Norwich:

Arsenal should have been in Top 4 now but they're fucking dire. United too.

Remember Stockport County? The ultimate in footballing implosions are back in the Conference!

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Europe would be quite bad for wolves considering they can't seem to beat bottom half of the table teams. I think the European hangover would keep them down a bit, probably not in the relegation places but definitely bottom half

They should try to strengthen their squad in summer and push for it next season

Eternal Blunderland

>Actual high stakes games on at 5

Wow, sky finally got their shit together

>dude just collapse lmao

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That's literally what I said

How often do you use trains?
I get a direct train London to Crewe every week. I work with people who get trains from Sheffield all the time.

>Notts County need to win and Macclesfield lose if they want to stay in the league

>17 years ago they were in the same division as man city and took four points off them
>20 years ago they were a division above man city

What the fuck? My fucking line DOES have a direct link to fucking London. My point is if I want to go from London OR my area and go up north I have to stop at Birmingham or Carlisle.

Yeah there is direct for that but not elsewhere and not further up. As I said, direct from London to Glasgow doesn't exist.

I hope we get Chorley in the playoff final to put the final nail in their coffin. Well done Stockport, way too big to stay down.

>As I said, direct from London to Glasgow doesn't exist.
Yes it does, there's a train every hour from Euston to Glasgow

You can get all the way through to Inverness on a few trains.

You know it's gonna be Wrexham, because of reasons.

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>its yet another “soton lead in the dying minutes of the game and then concede a draw”

I hate my life choices

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