/afl/

brotherhood, enthusiasm, and coming together as one

Currently:
Sydney Swans 9.6 (60) v Greater Western Sydney 13.10 (88)
Fremantle Dockers 6.7 (43) v Western Bulldogs 6.6 (42)

Tomorrow:
Hawthorn Hawks v Carlton Blues
Geelong Cats v West Coast Eagles

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youtube.com/watch?v=sKZN115n6MI
youtube.com/watch?v=sL0XlOrhu1Q
youtube.com/watch?v=zyDrKHN3bNA
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abc.net.au/news/2019-02-25/nick-riewoldt-says-afl-drug-use-is-out-of-control/10845652
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0Tt3UZ5jc
theage.com.au/federal-election-2019/safe-schools-scare-campaign-targets-chinese-australian-voters-20190427-p51hrk.html
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youtube.com/watch?v=zDQY1PB7l-k
youtube.com/watch?v=hkelvT10Npo
thevintagenews.com/2018/01/02/piri-reis-map-of-1513/
nationalreview.com/2019/04/avengers-endgame-review-nostalgia-arrested-adolescents/
ricochet.com/podcast/roth-effect/enty-lawyer-exposing-hollywoods-dirtiest-secrets/
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

HEAVE HO UNNA

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Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.

based fredposter

based butthurt fred fag

2nd for my trans gf Lucy

posting in this thread because the other cunt is a dick sucking faggot

this is the thread

Basedbane tbqh lads

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t. still mad gorefreshie

>women are slowly encroaching on the AFL segment by segment
I'll be done with this game within 3 years I rekon, might actually make something of my life.
Thanks heaps for fucking up the game I love Cucktoria.

oi dermo you still here mate?

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might go sleep on the road unna

The saints logo says Saint KFC lol.

Happy Anzac round
youtube.com/watch?v=IVXloC4OigI

bit disrespectful in my opinon

shut the FUCK UP you monkey soup drinking homo faggot, FUCK OFF

Isaac Heeney is one of the most overrated players in the comp.

don't talk like that to based huebro

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b-but muh home grown boy

gf suddenly perked up when allir took off the long sleeves guernsy

if Fred lose this I will be fucking SEETHING

dermot lindley you here mate?

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Not enjoying this jumper clash in the Doggers vs Dockeries match.

who /dabloos/ here?

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god fucking hell I am pissed I need a nice relaxing smoke of meth

carlton+19 is free money for tomorrow

>watch the clenched fist!
>yeah ok
kek

based Dermutt

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BOOOOOO

OP here, just remembered the word I was trying to think of when making the thread: Comity

don't be rama rama

>comity
please tell me you mean committee or at least Dennis Cometti lol


that fucking slut umpire better tell me it's a Mundy goal

>Umpire Shaun Ryan says their review of the match had confirmed the right decisions had been made in the tense last term between Collingwood and Essendon.
yikes

>Dennis Comity
I'll remember this and pass it off as my own witticism in future

MUNDY GOD


what a fucking joke, like those maggots would ever come out and say "yeah fair cop, we fucked up" so they just deny it. What a bunch of fucking faggots, I know a few cunts in WA who make decent coin umpiring might have to pay them a visit at a local game.

Boomber fans on suicide watch

Fred here, it's literally Ryan's intercept marking saving opp entries and then Fyfe and co. trying to spot a target sperging out leading into the same space inside forward 50 and praying they convert lmao

these freo cunts love to boo for everything, i don't think they even know how free kicks work

Betting companies would literally kill the league if the absolute STATE of umpiring was actually addressed.

Think they were booing Pendlebury.

What's this 'olay olay' shit the Fremantle crowd are chanting?

for me, it's st kilda, gin, and cocaine

imagine if the fans started saying pooooooo lol

Why no AFL franchises in Canberra and Tasmania?

Only relevant places get the honour of having an AFL club.

They have three clubs instead.

afl.com.au/news/2019-04-27/they-were-the-correct-calls-umpire-stands-by-anzac-day-calls
footage of the decisions with an explanation
I agree that some of the calls were tough and they seem to judge them fairly but to suggest ALL of them are fine is ridiculous, especially Crisp handballing after the tackle
also
>you can clearly see Hoskin Elliott gets a handball
no you can't and none of the players around him thought he did

West Coast and meth mate, west coast and meth.

a lot of holes in this theory tbqh

The umps seem to have forgotten about what happens when the players and ball touch the ground the utter mongs

GWS play in Canberra, North Melbourne play out of Hobart and Hawthorn play in Launceston
absolute freshie

love this song

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t. two-headed tascuck

abbey holmes got some strong cheekbones

just watched avengers again lads

Did you cry? I did.

suns is the best plastic song
>Fight fight fight!

they paint her cheeks brown to make them stand out dont fall for the female tricks

if Fred win I get to fuck a boong milf

what was meant by this

>boong milf

what

I got your dockers right here
*grabs crotch*

just checked the stats why did whitfield only get 8 touches

yeah and she was a body builder before her unexceptional aflw career, you know it's a horror show before the makeup and wardrobe teams do their magic

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aboriginal

He copped a massive cork.

injured

36 year old aboriginal dard

In the butt?

>david mundy
>usually plays on saturday or sunday
what did he mean by this?

i've never known one to exist

fucking idiot Gowers

youtube.com/watch?v=sKZN115n6MI

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>people don't rate ross the boss
will never understand this, 1 poor year with freo and he's considered past it

>Radiohead posting
>Fred stat posting
good lad, my autism is in it's right place

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youtube.com/watch?v=sL0XlOrhu1Q
absolute kino

He's just not very likeable. Also fat.

Based and buddingpilled

this, he's just past it

Umps btfo

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LOOK AT DIS DOOD

Four grand final appearances and 0 wins, Lyon is trash.

N E V E R
E
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E V E R
V
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top tier damage control

The only incorrect indecision in that video is the first one, the others are correct

Drawn Grand Final doesn't count, faglord.

Ross Lyon has coached 2 teams to 4 grand final appearances, yes? He hasn't won any of them, correct? Therefore he is 0/4

Cope harder Ross

reckon Crisp's handball after the tackle is contentious too

Ross Lyon has only lost 3 out of 4 grand finals.

And he's won 0/4, 0/4 is much more honest than lost 3/4.

Ross Lyon has never won a grand final despite coaching in four of them.

>North play Carlton next week
shitmons a lock to stay on the bottom of the ladder

who hype

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Ross Lyon has experienced a grand final without tasting defeat.

For the lights to be switched off?

Good job Freo, insuring the multi thanks to Sportsbet™

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and then back on again and then off. And then repeated to the strains of ACDC

Ross Lyon has never experienced a grand final where he tasted victory.

thought -15.5 meant the margin had to be under 16
or is it over

oh nonononononononononononononnonoonnononnonononno

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>I've got your dinner right here you filthy fucking slut

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-15.5 means if you perform that sum on the team's final score it should still be greater than the other team's score. Betting on the Bulldog's +15.5 would mean they'd need to lose by no more than 15 points.

eagles fly free

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so if Fremantle lost by less than a 16 point margin you would still win that leg?

If Freo lost at all it'd lose. If you pretend the Bulldogs beat Freo say 75 to 65, 65 - 15.5 is still less than 75 so it loses. If you bet on the + handicap (which is given to the underdog team which was Bulldogs in this case) then 75 + 15.5 is greater than 65 so it wins. Basically you're just betting on either the favourites to win by a margin greater than the - handicap or the underdogs to win or lose by a margin no greater than the + handicap.

With that last part, meant to say the underdogs can win by any margin, but if they lose, the + handicap would still win if they didn't lose by more than the + handicap.

got it, freo had to win by a 15+ margin, while the + handicap would give you shit odds I imagine

hawks aren't winning by over 20

it's in tassie

exactly, low scoring as fuck

they beat the suns by 40+ last year there

also last 2 games:
JLT Haw 87 Richmond 95
Haw 65 Lions 98
seems decent to me

guess we'll find out who's right tomorrow night

in the uber to fuck a boong milf lads

disgraceful comment

Orthodox Easter, wogs are going hammer and tongs with the fireworks and bells in Adelaide rn

How do you know Dermot?

I wouldn't say 4n20 pies are the worst pie, a solid 5.5. Kind of like the archetype of the meat pie. It fulfills all the basics, supremely average, edible and certainly not disappointing

post spoilered vid

who /bigboy/ here? just ate 2 4n20 pies, 15 Ingham's nuggs and a McCain's ham and pineapple

waba you here mate?

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just fucked an abo lads

/crows/ if I'm quite honest

This, in all honesty

is this english?

>Have to use up sick leave this early in the year
Seething right now lads

it is but his 3rd and 4th chin made is inaudible

why don’t the bulldogs just learn how to kick straight?

ManWithNoName

watching avengers again lads

I am now actively seeking out long form articles about Endgame to read. I am *obsessed*. It was EVERYTHING I could have wanted it to be, and at the same time completely unexpected and thrilling. It's such a ride but there's so much in there that packs an emotional punch. It's bigger than anything I've seen, and the greatest victory lap ever.

In a weird way, it actually has me LESS excited for Spider-Man: Far From Home. Because like...it's done. I'd be completely content for them to wrap up the MCU here. Or at least stop for a long while.
I cannot imagine how they could possibly top Endgame.

But the cinematic experience it gave me was also like nothing else. The crowd was SO into it. The cheers at certain moments were louder than I've heard at sporting events. My bias towards this movie is undoubtedly partly due to that. I'll never forget it.

Usually when you talk about a movie, when you say "Can you believe THAT scene/moment", people know what you're talking about. With this? "THAT moment" could be like 85% of the entire film.

where are you getting the long form strafftruthies

>a synagogue shooting thanks to ate chan

Fuck off

oh he actually split that into several tweets the madman

when will /pol/ realise they’re the real niggers of the world

When all the actual niggers are gone

>The cheers at certain moments were louder than I've heard at sporting events.
Sounds horrible desu

fuck off my /afl/, go shoot up a mosque or synagogue or something

was wondering when the yids would get so desperate they'd target their own

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cwinge

can't wait until the pies slaughter poo next week

poos won't be able to keep up on the massive utas ground, hawks by shitloads

How long is weed detectable in your system, and does it show up in standard piss tests?

Few days to a month plus if you smoke a lot.

is it really that big

Only something like 15m longer 5m wider than the MCG

dude lmao

Is your club able to afford a charter plane from Perth to Poolong?

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Piss test? Quite a while

quick ladies what's the margin hawks beat the poos by

7-10 for a pisser, 3 months if it's a hair sample (no-one does these they are too expensive)

64

bold call

I've been using pics of Pietro Boselli on my fake tinder and got asked for a snap. I literally took a photo of my pc screen with a snapchat filter and she believed it was real.

beautiful call

fuck off Ivan

It was perfectly clear you dumb seppo cunt

big group assignment due in a few days, one of my team members hasn't done a single thing. going to heem the cunt when I see him

fuck up lad i've done more than you

No you haven't.

who /hawkroaches-17.5/ here?

Here la

At least they have a better landscape around the stadium

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>carlton flogs are RIGHT near an on-field mic
oh boy

lol was that Bartel or have they pulled that boong out the pub and put him on the boundary line again?

kek had no idea what happened there

Mckay > curnow, prove me wrong

BACK UNDER THE FRIDGE

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>BT down in Tassie
our boy sure does get around

He roams where not even ISPs provide data roaming

are carlton, dare I say it, back?

>tfw someone saves your shit meme
feels good fren

>That miss
Kek

KEK

yeah that abo is back

>nab mini legends
>coles ads

Why are Australian ads so cringe?

Barfight on a quidditch pitch is a great sport that's fun to watch.

No proper unionisation among screen writers in this nation. Lowest bidder wins.

laborbro with the elite truthies

Roaches getting stomped on.

>The shanty city of Hawkroaches
>Sportsbet are going to unironicallly pay out da poos this early

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DA BLOOS

looks like barrett was right

fraseranningbro actually, unionisation has done a lot of good but unfortunately they've ALL been hijacked for other disgusting agendas

Hi everyone, Greg here

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Please watch my latest video. Thanks!

youtube.com/watch?v=zyDrKHN3bNA

>Clarko coaching from the bench so he's not within arm's reach of drywall

so is carlton good now?

No they're blowing their load early, Alistair's arrogant personality will pressure the roaches to git gud in the second half

sam walsh is literally top 15 player in the league

Is it bad to eat chocolate when sick?

WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE WHO /DABLOOS/ HERE

inb4 female umpire cries to the ABC about sexist abuse for being abused for an incorrect decision once

das blüs

this has to be just because Bolton was so close to Hawks for so long, BLOOS are shithouse

depends what kind of sick

hawkroach panicking

don't ever insult me like that again, hawks are scum.

you now remember multimong

Gets refunded

>hawpoo

cringe
don't ever (You) me again

Lifelong Carton member since lunchtime lads, ama.

>Blues reach 50 not even halfway through the second quarter
ohnonononono

>

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multiGOD how does he keep doing it

norf confirmed wooden's pooners

imgaine if they get 100 2 games in a row after 1000+ plus days without it

poomons have the spoon on lock lad

Gil finna work the marks in the work of all works with a BLOOS hip

they need to get Gilly liquored up so he loosens up and stop trying so hard to be professional then he can roam with BT or just do dardy shit from the boundary

>cuckthorn

aren't they sending all the niggers to Tassie and doing SJW shit down there now? Such a shame, looks like such a nice place I want to visit heard they have great forests/nature.

awks ded

you now remember that Hobart match two years ago where North Melbourne scored 10.4.64 in the first quarter while Adelaide had 0.0.0

going to do some SJW shit tonight anyone want to join in?

there's no ohnononono, i said hawks wouldn't win by more than 20, and currently im fucking correct

Made a FURIOUS multi comeback like the addict I am

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Poomons have been fucking fantastic value for betting. Every week they are ridiculously over-valued and the line is tiny. Was something like -11.5 for Richmond on Anzac Eve. Like seriously, how would they ever get within 2 goals playing against fucking Riewoldt and Lynch with the shittest defense in the comp and the most inefficient attack in the comp.

yeah mate, want to go check out the great forests/nature after we're done with our SJW shit?

you now remember "Sirengate" when the deadshit umpires didn't hear the siren to end the game which allowed Saint Kilda to kick a point to tie the game against Fred. The siren was blown again after someone tapped on the window with a crown lager bottle as the cunts were packing up. The final result was overturned on Wednesday and Fred was awarded the 4 points lol

youtube.com/watch?v=5HS26jsK30U

also forgot to add they went on to lose to Sydney by 120-78 the next week

nah fuck forests/nature; just SJW shit for me
which other nigger are you? there’s thousands of us

Actually Abblett to get 2 goals is @2 so that's the genuine bet

you now remember the last time you were happy

>be me
>think hawkroaches would win by 10 goals
>I didn't even know it was in Tassie
thank God the pies fucked me multiple times early in my sports betting career so I gave it up or I would be DEEP in the red over the last few seasons

yeah but your rationale was just that it would be low scoring, don't think you suspected the blues would thump them in the opening half or you would've said

Not sure if Blues suddenly developed or Hawkroaches are just that bad

>tfw nothing comes to mind

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i have $50 on blues+19

i also have $20 on

Gilbert McAdam is a retard, couldn't 7 have hired one of the other abos on Marngrook who can actually talk?

why does Gilly keep looking at the camera is he worried it's going to steal his spirit unna?

>tfw when you're gonna get the Blues' first round pick

just give us one more year of absolute rubbish

thanks lad, needed a cheer up today

>hawkroaches really believed getting perma-cooked Scully and I'd-rather-play-fortnite-wingard would make them premiership favourites

>cows fans get excited about the blues 1st round pick
>implying he's not going to demand a trade as soon as his contract is up like the rest of them

going down the shops, you lads want anything?

don't forget the "hot property" that is exploding knees O'Meara

mfw cows are the new lions

Are you implying that the two top draft picks (Lukosius and Rankin - Both from SA) from last year aren't gonna do that to get back home?

>Top 2
>Who is Walsh
get out kraut

Neale chose Brisbane over Adelaide and he's from South Australia lel

>tfw they come home to Port

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this still blows my fucking mind. Moved himself and his fiancee who is a Perth girl with a business in Perth, to fucking Brisbane.

>The first minute of this match already shitting all over Hawkroaches vs Poos

No one willingly goes to sadelaide for any reason.

Whats with the away teams seemingly winning more often than losing now?

No team has a home advantage anymore

think I've spoken about this to you before, I'm still searching for the real reason he moved

>two games on today
>they overlap
execute the person that decided this

Yeah so fucking hard to opened a hairdresser when you're backed by a millionaire sport star.

Well Subiaco is gone so West Coast and Freo lost their meme ground

Sorry, two of the top 3

>wanting to play in front of tarps

wasn't there some rumors of racial vilification going around for about a week that got nipped in the bud. It was definitely a "something happened at Freo" vibe but didn't include Neale.

what do you mean? Hawks Carlton match finished ages ago

shut the fuck up you ignorant cunt

>millionaire
are you thinking of this? it wasn't a big deal

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Who the fuck thought putting this shit on free to air over Cats/Iggs was a good idea?

nah not Yarran related either. the whispers I heard were it was either Lyon himself or a "superstar" player

Giving people a chance to get on da bloos bandwagon before its too late

boomer kino, unironically that's a sub for me
>terrible pronunciations
>SEA wife
>orders cheeseburger spring rolls
>drowns everything in onions sauce, ginger and wasabi
>loves everything

As much as id love that theyre both crows supporters so i dont like the odds

Are these two fred cunts STILL seething Neale left their soulless shitheap for a club with soul?

>looking for a best friend
hits me hard lads

>Fyfe a virgin
because he's gay

>Radical-Galir

digits for /afl/

imagine if the bloos bottle it from here

sad.

sounds like bullshit, especially as Tim Kelly is trying to get traded there

>based Gilly channelling his inner bushman tracker instincts to see who's not on the bench

yeah probably, I do think something happened though but I spose shit like that goes on at all Footy Clubs, like how the private school boys club at the Pies bullied O'Brien or some shit.

based

ANOTHER get for the ELITE, MUSCULAR, THRIVING community that is, /afl/

I think like that Yarran story shows you only need one schizo to make up a rumour, tb h though I know almost nothing about fred

both teams need to stop scoring

do NOT let /nrl/ see Zac Fisher right now

the drug shit is probably true, nothing else to do as a Perth celebrity than nose candy. Johnson got caught twice with coke iirc and dumped from the leadership group

>Radical Leah

Are they saying hes a radical or is that his name?

>Collar Jazz-knee

Are they saying he's a blue collar musician or is that his name?

think that's true for a lot of clubs, seems the players are given a wide scope for minor stuff, and a lot isn't reported on
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-25/nick-riewoldt-says-afl-drug-use-is-out-of-control/10845652

there was that thing where Ross "bump and grind" Lyon almost got #metoo'd
news.com.au/sport/afl/ross-lyon-sexual-harasment-video-emerges/news-story/b20a038da31ff82ba0c6286b88b7104a

>Poo A Polo
Are they saying he defecates shirts or is that his name?

>Sissy Pee
commentators harsh but accurate here

I dunno what the policy is now but back in the day over here in Perth they were SEETHING over the 3 strike rule and how players weren't named. Chick, Polak and some other cunt all got at least 2 (might have been 3 and they weren't reported hence the outrage)

it truly was the Wild West 10 years ago. Chick and Cousins getting meth'ed up after Wednesday training to go to the brothel. Gardiner fucking Embley's missus so he got shipped to the Saints. Cousins hanging around with John Kizon during the metro city shooting. Fun times.

nah separate from that preggo slut too. my memory might be shit but it was definitely raciss shit related

business idea: female umps must be naked

>Zach 2E

Are they saying hes dropped 2 ecstasy pills or is that his name?

kek poos really are going to bomb this

>Win Guard
>losing

ablett's still a fucking star

He's guarding the team from winning m8

for every incorrect decision upon big screen review they must lose a piece of clothing.

Carlton will kick in soon and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

CARLTANK INCOMING

looks the same based off what Riewoldt is saying
reckon the issue lies beyond the system though, I've always imagined Malthouse just couldn't give a fuck about disciplining his players, or tolerated it because they were winning

>Wee to ring
Are they saying you have to piss on him before he'll marry you or is that his name?

you can dream lad

>Ablet
>has a six pack and elite conditioning

*cough*
saints
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0Tt3UZ5jc

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>Joel Sells Wood

Are they saying he used to work in a lumber yard or is that his name?

kek

Perth in the 80's/90's was pure KINO from what I've been told (I'm an '89 boomer) clubs really cashed in on the appeal of the Eagles and players would literally get off the plane from an away game, dumb their bags on club staff and have cars waiting for them to go to a club and they'd be in full team colour tracksuits. Apparently this was when bar cards were invented too and they were a symbol of high status
>paying $120 for a $100 bar card just so you can flash it
don't think Mick could have stopped it if he even gave a fuck

Cousins supplied the drugs that killed Mainwaring too and they named a stand after the junkie.

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this really is pathetic

by clubs I mean nightclubs*

>Roaches losing to Carlton
>CARLTON
>At their Tasmanian fortress
What the fuck happened?

>That Iggles vs Geelong scoreline
Heh

>mfw hearing my die hard iggs brother punch his bed with autistic fury over every Iggs fuck up

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>iggs getting flattracked
kek
KEK
K E K
How does it feel?

Looks like another game of cat kino.

Scary desu.
Having flashbacks of Cats up by 53 against the Eagles at Kardinia.

got any pics lad?

>carltank choking
>iggs getting dabbed on
Wasn't looking forward to these matches but this is pretty comfy.

he's a man of God so I will keep his reputation unsullied in this place to hedge my bets with the man upstairs sorry mate.

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unironically wish i grew up in geelong and was a geelong supporter
nothing looks comfier than watching the cats at kardinia

>plow man
Are they saying he has sex with men or is that his name?

I have a crush on Guthrie lad and I'm a hetrosexual male

fair enough, i'll just find pics of men i don't know but want to know else where then

West Coast haven't played at Kardinia since 2016 and they were beaten 123-79 top jej

Darwin Blues
Port Arthur Pistols
Christchurch Crusaders
Port Moresby Tree Kangaroos

can we figure out what Carlton fucked up this game? Did they just have a good game play from the outset to get out to a massive lead and Hawks just observed and adjusted or are bloos psychologically COOKED and don't have the winning (or 100 point+ regularly) mindset

>Ryan
F

good luck to you

like i said to my mate during the first qtr, calrton are a 3qtr team AT BEST its been that way for atleast the past 2 seasons, why they can't get 100

blues are a shit team with a shit coach and one good player, hawks are a shit team with a good coach and a couple of good players that are usually shit/injured.

No one cares what you said to your mate

>Dangerfield and Selwood didn't fire a shot that quarter
Could get even uglier. Geelong doing everything they can to keep Kelly a cat.

I do

its the answer to your question bucko

who you voting for lads

If Iggles and Hawkes win I'm 9 for 9 lets gooo

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What? Elections again?

Guy and his mate

anning lad

>one good player
they've unironically got a few, Cripps, McGovern, Kreuzer, Daisy, Walsh etc. makes their choking all the more mind boggling

may 17th i think

Greens obviously m8

gonna wear my Make Australia Great Again hat to the polling place and give Greens volunteers an aneurysm kek. after that I'll just have a squizz at the ballot and work backwards from;
Greens last
Labor second last
Liberal third last

Anning is just a honeypot to get all voters on a fucking watch list. Probably Aus Conservaties but maybe Anning for kek's I know what lists I'm on already.

May 18th I think

Can these cunts stop making me go out the house to put pen on paper? They should just make it a digital thing already

looking good mate

don’t make me trip

BASED

>make it a digital thing
yes, very safe.

Fuck m8, you already did

yeah this, surely it could only reduce costs
I guess after everyone sperged out about the census they won't unfortunately

*cringe*

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Anning was a nobody that got 12 votes or sumshit and he gets egged now you brianlets worship him like a white nationalist savior lmaoooo

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how is it unsafe? I couldn't care less if someone found out my vote or changed it

w-what

Labor
t. employed in a public health sinecure

based Dermutt

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just like that he makes basedboys like you seeth desu it's pretty funny

Never knew the sun set is nicer in Tassie than Vic

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what does iggs run look like, will they even make the 8?

don't hate me cause you ain't me

I only like him because he's a living meme and has the worst timing to drop truth bombs I've ever seen lol. The egg thing was such a joke, I honestly think he gained voters after the media fawned over the little faggot who did it, like they did with the dummy who tried to rush Trump at a rally.

>how is it unsafe
>I don't care if someone changed my vote
you're right we should just do away with voting all together.

eleni is a fucking shit umpire

>This umpiring
As if Carlton needed a handicap.

>999

your shtick isn't very good lad

>hawks in front
ohnonononono pfffttt ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA

>CarlCHOKE

i heard a lot of the umpires weren't happy she was promoted

t. no fun

>Constable
Are they saying he's constantly able to or is that his name?

>I know what lists I'm on already

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it's probably safer to vote online than having volunteers have access to your paper ballots

and remember to bring a pen so you don't use a (((pencil)))

that's the benefit of having less ozone

true? could just be typical workplace seething that someone got a promotion over you. I rolled my eyes when they said all that shit about first female umpire but from what I read she seemed to have put in the time to get there so I didn't really care.

wasn't trying to tip my fedora, I actually know of a couple. My old man was LEO IT division and had a fisting of a fucking interview to clearance when setting up servers.

>mfw he tells me they said they've got all our internet traffic anyway

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labor obviously

they could have been seething about that but i heard it was just that she was lacking experience

Who the fuck volunteers? I'm getting paid to do it

doesn't matter who you vote for lads because Trump has a visit scheduled here for June/July and whoever wins is going to put their tongue so far up his ass to cover for what Downer and GCHQ did it might actually look like a competent government.

you're not important, and these incompetent retards can't even run a census let alone a covert operation collecting details on every edgelord that say nigger on the Internet. And your dad likely suffers from dementia known to produce paranoia & delusions of grandeur. Like father like son.

why are you virgins talking about voting when "who's the biggest choker" is live on seven

polling officials get paid for sure but do the parasites trying to swing my vote outside with flyers?

didn't say they were unpaid volunteers

They don't get anywhere near the ballots m8

they're not, i was looking at applying to do it but they didn't have any jobs available

those guys go nowhere near the ballot boxes
is this your first election?

>Roach win
Done with this semen slurping sport desu.

>

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3min in photoshop and this could've said AFL. Really disappointing.

You have to apply months in advance last. I submitted my application online back in February and got a call to work it earlier this month

wasn't questioning whether they get near the box was just curious if those idiots actually get some coin out of standing around all day trying to get people to change their mind over something we're all doing to avoid a fine.

still time for multiGOD to win it big here

HAWKROACH GANG HAWKROACH GANG HAWKROACH GANG HAWKROACH GANG HAWKROACH GANG HAWKROACH GANG HAWKROACH GANG

>mardi gras beads
>mother has "healing crystal" earrings and a "I want to speak to the manager" haircut
this kid will be lopping his dick off within 6 years guaranteed

lad* phoneposting expoosed

if you want to know why it's important, it's because asians will literally vote according to the pamphlet

damn :/ at least i know for next time

Yeah some of them actually work for the candidates but the majority are unpaid volunteers

Very concerned if these kids are our future once we're old men, unless robots take over

Why don't you support female umpires, /afl/?

>hawkroaches scuttle out from under the fridge only once their team is in front
like clockwork

you're right, fuck now I'm triggered. I bet all those fake chink voicemails in Mandarin are telling them to vote Labor.

It doesn't really matter to me. They need full-time umpires because they're actually getting worse.

fucked a 36 year old abo last night lads. are you proud of me Fred?

these things are *very* time sensitive, and drunk me thought it was funny

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they all vote libs idiot

i miss mafs lads

fuck off Clarkson

Clive Palmer is our only hope.

I said it yesterday, they are intentionally doing a shit job until they get a payrise/made full time

not entirely true, Vic Labor did a backroom deal with Communist China over the Belt and Road Initiative. 2 legs of the same (((body)))

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both of the major parties "work closely" with china mate

lol no
theage.com.au/federal-election-2019/safe-schools-scare-campaign-targets-chinese-australian-voters-20190427-p51hrk.html

I don't think they want to be full time, most have real jobs

abc.net.au/news/2019-01-22/clive-palmer-sets-up-kiwi-company-threatens-to-sue-taxpayers/10734744

> Clive Palmer threatens to sue Australian taxpayers for $45b as he re-routes business through NZ

Vic Labor doesn't = Federal Labor
iirc even they condemned it

the umps generally have a full time job and then do umpiring part time, they make more with this setup compared to if they got paid a full time umpiring wage

draw on the cards lads

DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW DRAW

fucking lol, that's good. Was probably some mad lad using google translate and shitposting on gook sites.

true, I know one cunt in a lawyer and I think the Razor Ray is an "after dinner speaker" or some shit. I know a bloke who quit his diesel mechanic apprenticeship to just umpire full time and he was making good coin, dunno about now. Knew about cunt who was state champion 400m runner with olympic potential who just does it full time too.

where's the gil on the phone pic when you need it

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

Waiting for an umpiring blunder to ruin the game

POST
>POST
POST
>POST

ACTIVATE IT

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draw off the table lads

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ok that was actually a kino final 5 mins

>marks it after the siren

OH NO NO

kino game

>The Blues lose after that gunning first half
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

JUST

nick riewoldt has a nice jacket on

>Carlton getting screwed in the last seconds
don’t like this rerun lads

thought that was a mark kek

literally 1 second more and he could have lined up, took the mark

walsh looks like he's going to a great get for bane in a couple of years.

Blues got munched by the umps

why has Kayo gone straight into this boxing shit

lol. no

>Bigfooty down

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can't see west coast making the top 4

cause they are just showing whatever is on fox sports

lol. yes

BIGFOOTY STATUS

please post some salt when it comes back up, I'm gonna walk to the shops.

BOTCH HAWKINS

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pick me up a packet of samboy original chips and a choccie oak please lad, I'll fix you up later

hardly have Samboy anymore in West which is a fucking crime. best we've got is 45g packets of Samboy BBQ, truly the GOAT chip.

for me it’s the sweet and spicy bbq pringles

>6pm drop-off in underage mummy's boys posts right on time
"Oh Jeremy dear! Din-dins is ready my beautiful child!"

why did I read this in Hyacinth's voice from Keeping Up Appearances

just used anal beads lads

based and bucketpilled

it's pronounced bouquet thank you.

Gaz to get 2 goals is IN

just thought about making a random just...lads generator lads

did you cum like a firehose?
I've had a girl's finger in my ass before but just felt a warm pressure, wasn't pleasurable at all.

blues just bottled it, all their fault

whoever said to do that, thanks for the free $50

>Vest Koast getting the Dzhilong schlong
Cats are the faster of the down hill skiers for sure

starting to think flat earthers might have a point

flat earth is given exposure to hide the truth of inner Earth

For me, it's young earth creationism

Hollow Earth all the way lad

it's still kind of curved though right? Like a contact lens?

Cats looking good. Still dont fancy them for the flag though for some reason. Dont have that fear factor the cats team of 10 years ago did. Still expecting this team to choke come finals

for me, it's Tartaria, a petawatt laser did 9/11 and Inner Earth

Is the effects mic at Skilled turned up higher than other grounds?

Iceball Earth if I'm honest.

love Antarctica conspiracy theories lads. Nazi bases, ancient pyramids, entrance to hollow-earth, UFO crash sites, only place you can view Nibiru. Lots of cool shit

>ablett 2 goals 5 goal assists
Ablett on All Australian watch

I was sold when the fitbit military base tracker data leaked and there were fucking hotmaps under the ice.

Tell me more? I dont know any of this

nothing lad, everything is fine, resume your regular viewing patterns

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ehhh, strangely enough earth is not cold, unless you're into conspiracy theories its more likely some sort of volcanic activity

effects mike?

Found the glow nigger lads.

who takes their place?

Iggles luck Geelong have been shanking their shots.

fitbit devices in conjunction with the Strava app were apparently approved or overlooked for on base usage and they can create heat maps of your exercise/workout. Turns out that employees on certain bases that shouldn't be made public, made their position known just from logging their workouts. Some believe Obama allowed this/was forced to by big tech to paint a literal target on bases people wanted to know about

youtube.com/watch?v=zDQY1PB7l-k

youtube.com/watch?v=hkelvT10Npo

CARLTON

WHO /DABLOOS/

Fred

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BrisBANE

who drunk here?

nah m8

just ran out of vodka, i'm torn between walking to Dan's or just waiting a few hours and smoking a few cones

1. Geelong
2. Collingwood
3. GWSyd
4. Essendon
5. West Coast
6. Brisbane
7. Richmond
8. Fremantle

getting there, last day of 10 days off and considering taking off another tomorrow

I don't drink the liquid Jew.

crows vs fred next week?

Fred's intercept marking will stifle Adelaide going forward and it they can kick enough/straight they'll win.

Yeah m8

love this shit
thevintagenews.com/2018/01/02/piri-reis-map-of-1513/

I’m right here mate

maybe
I wish
lol

good post

they are actually releasing the fact that human skulls dating 100,000+ years have been found. Couple that with the Younger Dryas event, Gobekli Tepe and Sphinx water erosion and we've been here a fuck ton longer than we've been led to believe. Wouldn't be surprised if the cunts who lived on Mars shipped over here and started fucking around.

with Fred anything can happen

gmhba stadium is a joke desu

Geelong a genuine chance from here

>That last Dangerfield interaction wasn't a disposal
Reee

Reckon Geelong might pinch this one

Watch them concede 100 points in the first 15 minutes of the finals for the nth time in a row.

Wait no it was, the bottom one WINS

>No more Thursday footy
Sad times ahead, enjoy those long, dreadful Thursdays with nothing to look forward to at the end

7/9, missed with pissendon and Gold Poos

same but missed da dons and the aints

>tipping gold cunts over BANE
>ever
What were you thinking lad?

*shart*

especially off the back of that drubbing by the cows kek

9/9 as usual RC?

No, it was just obvious that GC were due for a loss especially against punished Bane.

not that far fetched in this round

RC would've picked Essendone

what the fuck happened to the wog anyway?

It's Greek Easter iirc

still on the run from the ATO I imagine

got the big Telstra/Optus ban dick or finally roped himself.

Being a MIFF goer means you follow some people on Letterboxd who are really big fans of their own work. And let me tell you, they’re having a great time making public how Endgame is actually terrible and we should all watch a 1957 film from Romania on VHS, actually.

>Disclaimer: I myself am a big fan of my own work

>dons play cats next week
cripes

he's a big fan alright

the real question is what does Armond White think of Endgame? I hope he tears it to shreds

I knew he'd deliver

nationalreview.com/2019/04/avengers-endgame-review-nostalgia-arrested-adolescents/

state of this DCtard

>defending capeshit
>in any form
feel bad for you my man

got half a mind to go spend $50+ on Chinese takeaway

straffPLEB

got this DCtard on the ropes lads

got this MCU fag on a string lads

do it, will be coots. Can't go wrong with honey chicken or king prawn omlette either mate

last movie I saw in a kinoplex was Shin Godzilla, had about 5 other people in there, cracking tinnies during the loud bits. I enjoyed it

...

why didn't my thread get seething Yea Forumstards straightaway reeeeeeee

listening to SEN

crinfe
hutchy ruined it

StraffGOD has seen Avengers Endgame 4 times, what are you doing with your life?

what's the emptiest cinema you've ever been in lads?

I went to see Godzilla (1998) with my Dad in the city and I was SEETHING that 2 other blokes showed up because otherwise I would have had the cinema to myself

getting drunk, fucking boongs and smoking weed. Think he's got me pipped tb h

thunderpants

went and saw the love guru for a birthday party, we were the only ones in there

appreciate your enthusiasm, but my palate is unable to appreciate the richness of an entire box of honey chicken

you now remember Love Guru exists

would love to accompany you but apparently the janny's accouterments and recompense has proven too expensive to upkeep and the position has been automated.

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went and saw The American and there were 2 senior citizen couples in front of me (so 4 people + me) and then a young couple turned up 10 minutes in and ask me (the faggot sitting alone) if they missed anything, told them no even though they missed a death.
that feel

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completely empty mid afternoon Donnie Darko showing back on release. Got a good review on JJJ, and I liked it, still do.

elite taste

having sex

waiting for Straff updates on /afl/ of course

>StraffGOD
>GOD
Easy there m8

still listening to SEN

let's get this badboy to 550

bit grim

nice cric buzzword

Is it just me or are the girls on Houses Rules each year pretty hot?

>Carlton coach Brendon Bolton said he wouldn’t sleep on Sunday night after the Blues coughed up a six-goal lead to lose to Hawthorn in Launceston.

he'll get no sleep because he'll be flogging the cunts all night on the flight home. manlet rage is not to be trifled rage, manlets in general are always good in a scrap.

won't be sleeping because he'll be watching the boys run a train on his wife. because he is a limpwristed cuckold.

absolute kino, love cdan
ricochet.com/podcast/roth-effect/enty-lawyer-exposing-hollywoods-dirtiest-secrets/

BrisBANE

>CDAN posting?
>on my /afl/?
well I never, good lad.

crazydaysandnights.net/2017/12/todays-blind-items-web.html

Bennington's biological father is John Podesta, the full picture would put 99% of people in hospital.

His "father" was also a police detective who worked on child sexual abuse cases.

got salt and pepper squid, special fried rice, satay beef, and beef and cashew. forgot the prawn crackers though

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fat
cunt

large and in charge

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fuck yeah, tuck in lad I'm jelly.


old boy Straff, mum and the younger? sister

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spot on my freshie friend

Sheed (formerly in my SC team)

Gee whiz thanks for letting us know who is behind this post by putting your name on the article Damian :)

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I suppose that's opposed to a wanted honourable loss...

some very astute analysis in that headline
also there's nothing honourable about pissing away a 38 point half time lead

thinking about God, and wondering what his plans are for me tomorrow
I am thankful for anything he asks of me

Good la

Bless you, user

must be stoked that he decided you weren't one of the 25,000 odd kids he planned to kill today through the torturous ordeal of starvation. What a just and benevolent decision, so kind!

let's take this badboy to 568