/hoc/

Canes or Shorks?

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Please stop this shit.

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this post makes me like carolina less tbf lads

stop stealing my gimmick ya pusy hill billy
t. reddit

FUCK california
sincerely,
everyone

Good guys:
Canes
Bloos
Sharkies

Bad guys:
The rest

This isn't funny and you should stop

So we all agree it will be a blues vs bruins final, right?

Yeah, even if it means my team has to lose in this series. It’s been a fun year and I’m happy where this team is going at least

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It's not >us doing it. >We disavow.

>vegas faggots bandwagoning my Avalanche
big yikes

No one cares west finland, go to work or something.

...

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I'd like my sharks to win, but if the entire series is just taking shots as vegas, I'm down with that too

>west finland

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I'm glad to hear that.

It's saturday you silly boy. You go to work.

Who are /our guys/ right now?

Canes and ruins are both good guys

Canes

knights or penguins

calling teams good guys and bad guys is reddit

the bruins
literally every one of our other guys were memed or refpucked out m8

>ruins
>good guys
Dumbest post I've seen this thread

Canes bloos and sharkies desu

NYI
Colorado
Dallas
Boston

I think it would be cool for old timers like staal and Williams win one after all these years

>golden crybabbies
>crysby

Svech.

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Sharks and bruins

Fuck Vegas
Fuck Pittsburgh
And fuck niggers

Canes

bad guys: every team that made the playoffs
good guys: every team that didn't make the playoffs

Finland

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Canes/Sharks broship

can't wait to see the record low ratings of these SHIT teams lads, except for the bruins.

Staal won it with pittsburgh back in 2009, and williams already has 3

based

Fuck that. Fuck the Sharks.

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/curl/

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bro I really think this is our year bro. The islandas got it all. The canes are bums. boston is a bunch of bums. The rest of those teams? Fogettaboutit

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this could have been Olli Jokinens ideal form

Based
Gotta go canes

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>canes sharks broship
le ebin reddit bros xd

Dallas to be honest

That may or may not have been the joke.

imagine being Connor McDavid

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Finland

Dude this shit is garbage. Admit it

who's the Daniel Jones of hockey?
Pulju?

William Karlsson and Nicklas Bäckström won't come to the Skoda.

That means that Canada has already won. You might aswell already plan where to have the victory parade

>Incredibly skilled famous millionaire
Sounds pretty good desu

Good guys
>Ruotsi
>Norja
>Kanada

Bad guys
>Yhdysvallat

Fogedaboudid

Good guys: every team that already has a cup
Bad guys: every team without a cup because if they win I can't say >nocups during an argument anymore

ay pouauly shuddafuckup capisce?

>being a millionaire that gets hazed when going out with family to eat at a shitty restaraunt
how good can money feel if no one respects you?

i hope chris kunitz gets to win a cup with chicago before he retires

Just hide and ignore.

i thought karlsson was thinking about going?

he won't but why

Pretty good when I fucked off to the Bahamas for the entire offseason and when I inevitably get traded

based reddit advice

who else isn't going? i know dahlin isn't

AYE YO WHADDYA MEAN THIS IS GARBAGE. ILL SHOW YOU GABBAGE MERIGAN COME DOWN TO THE DOCK AT 3

The people Baltimore deserve a hockey team

Post a picture of your white skin

so he can have 5 cups lmao

The people of Baltimore deserve a hockey team

but are the Bahamas really that good?
a beach, some fruity cocktails, and a nice hotel? some brainless thot that doesn't even swallow and can't hold a conversation?
much rather have respect from my fellow man

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He looks more Jersey than Long Island

Based
Cringe

incel

Shut the FUCK up sverGAY nobody asked you

i guess they never miss huh : ^ D

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having sex right now, copehead

disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow

who can stop >us?

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puck luck

Nice try, but I'm having sex with TWO girls right now, kid
You're mom and you're sister

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For me, its Canes and Stars.

Based retard

that's a terrible idea for a shop

>who else isn't going?
Filip Forsberg
Mika Zibanejad
Viktor Arvidsson
Mikael Backlund

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see you there knights nation

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gonna fall asleep to this

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Fuck sweden

Obese

That looks like me and I'm fat as fuck
Lose some weight, Pedro

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cringe

did you ever shave your balls/gooch? or was that a false flagger proposing it?

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Yes. The American flag implied that already.

based gigantic white whale, gonna call you moby dick pusy

Huh?
Also fuck you niggers I'm not fat.

more like moby duck

>did you ever shave your balls/gooch? or was that a false flagger proposing it?
It was just a namefag, not even someone with a trip on. That's why I didn't even bother to include it in the screencap.

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HAHAHA BRACKETNON NOT ONLY HAS A FAT OBESE WIFE WHO FUCKS BLACK GUYS INSTEAD OF HIM, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY ALSO OBESE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yah m8

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Why doesn't Berkeley have a hockey team?

that's what I thought. based collage! I've been awol for awhile so this is my first time seeing it

dododo dodo dododo grandpa shark!

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I honestly can't even tell what part of the body I'm looking at.
Also I don't think it's him because the filename doesn't start with "sketch."

.>my team isn't in the playoffs this year, but the collages have lost their luster now that they're being made for literally every team.

It's sideways neck to shoulder

So what team down in their series can come back and in it?

my team because I'm a homer

fucking moron, it's only a sketch when he's working on some shitty edited picture

This

>only one of my posts is in the collage
need to improve my posting quality

Literally any of them. Doesn't mean that they will, but they could.

Based seething for no reason poster

>seething for no reason
i've got a reason m8

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Fair. But it's better to find a positive outlet for your anger instead of just lashing out at the ones who love you.

WHADDAYOUMEAN "WE COULDNT SCOA A FUCKIN GOAL"? AGAINST CAROLINA? GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEA

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You're reason is you're a faggot?

Yet that’s New Jersey....

true. i've also realized my fanbase is full of trash redditors and faggots, so i'm dealing with a lot right now.

Based wop poster

It'll be okay.
September will be here before >you know it.

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>team chokes harder than Adriana Chechik
heh keep coping buddy

> tfw bracket was complete btfo by 1st round of playoff results
Anybody have solid brackets still?

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>incel implying i'd know who he's talking about
don't @ me again

Great now I wanna fap to her but I'm doing no fap

thanks buddy!

>doing no fap
me too. it's a bretty based feeling. seem to be more productive and spending my time more wisely.

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what you should be doing, is no fat, in your diet, you obese fucking piece of trash cuck

Not how you lose weight but quality joke la

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I'm very selective one it and I highly doubt I do another one until next year

In my head canon, my bracket is still correct and always will be

>SEETHING
>t. 300 lb landwhale
Lmao suck my dick
Have to agree

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i'm actually an underweight skelly
stay cope though, analslime sloth hill billy cuckold. tell ya wife i said hello

>'Canes win the first game on the road
>Checkers advance to the second round
God, what a night.

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>twig boi
I'll check you into the boards. Wheres your gf sitting so I can be sure to do it in front of her section.
>inb4 he doesnt have one

night buds

Good knight.

Good night, fellas.

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Goodnight you bunch of raging faggots
And canes fans

Carolina has the most Stanley cup champs on its roster. So important!

So why did Chicago get swept by Nashville

Why did I read this in trump's voice?
Why did you?

One word or two word sentences are his shtick

The people who photoshop team logos onto stock photos of women are practicing an advanced form of autism.

so what?

So shut the fuck up.

Sharks going to cup

incel

Great, maybe they'll sign Ron Hainsey to reinforce the lead

Honestly have you ever heard anything as revolting as the term "caniacs"?

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Yeah
>finland

>stock photos
Shan't have some fucking random impugn my taste in /fa/ qts.

/hoc/ is incapable of maintaining a thread for a week or longer. Too much ADHD. /cric/ is patrician and makes threads last as long as possible.

what's /cric/? i don't see it in the catalog.

I never minded the term before, but I noticed this year when I was getting tickets that some brief message came up about how I was being "redirecting to a caniac domain" as I was clicking through shit, and I've struggled to take it seriously ever since.

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Lmfao based

Do you go to retirement homes and kick over wheelchairs, too?

I used the term jokingly ten years ago and can't believe it caught on. White mans burden!

No, why the fuck would you do that? You disgust me

Based Sweden BTFO hill billys. White mans burden!

I didn't know Tripp posted on /hoc/.
Based.

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I feel bad for the local guys that follow teams for years when it isn't popular and then get muscled out by Pierre and female commentators when they have success

hello lifelong caniac here

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AJ McPolishName actually seems to be getting worse at her job as the games go on.

wrong pic
go ahosebu

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Good night, LOSERS

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based knocked out pavfellski poster

I have an inherent aversion to her because female hockey and male hockey are different sports to me. Whenever I begin to tolerate her she starts with the "um sweaty should've done this" hindsight shit and I want to mute it

Reminder that if you're Canadian and not cheering for the Bruins then you are Reddit.

Stop being mad and accept that Marchand and Bergeron and Pastrnak are based. Everyone else left in the playoffs is gay and sunbelt so cheer for an actual hockey team.

Doesn't look bloody enough to be him.

why dont they root for a canadian team

Yep.

looking at the playoff tree, im starting to suspect gary jumped the shark
he got too greedy and its just unbelievable now, this is staged

Pasternak is trying way too hard and all the things that make him good are now making him bad

Tbh, as a HHARKHS fan, I want a "heem sleepy" edit of Pavs fall

>jumped the shark
wew

>HHARKHS
HHARKH is already plural.

>west of the river
>south of the line
You can’t skate faggots don’t even deserve hockey it makes me sick

t. team didn't make the playoffs

got 'em

for me its the avs

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cute

Anyone who remembers the 1999 Stanley Cup knows reffing is massively rigged.

In 20-30 years when these guys are on their death beds I predict a big bombshell of confessions and conspiracies.

Bombston is the only east team I would want to see win, and I would rather seem them get blown the fuck out as well

The playoffs are all junk now but at least Boston is a real team with a fanbase. Imagine if the Cup final is Carolina and Dallas or some shit. Fucking kill me.

Islanders would be ok too, I might cheer for them a bit.

Lol yea joe nieuwendyk can't sleep at night

Small market team with a small amount of incredibly passionate fans > large market team with millions of plastic """fans"""

nope.

This. Fuck original 6 teams (besides San Jose)

>Dallas and Carolina bandwagoners aren't plastic
Okay sure thing, Sunbelt retard

>1993

based

there are no incredibly passionate fans in the sunbelt

Who's the most overrated player in the league?
I nominate John Carlson

No, bandwagon cities can eat shit.

Brent burns

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youtube.com/watch?v=S2H6U1J4Qd0

connor mcdavid
cant even lead his team to playoffs

Jackets desu

MacK > McD unironically

>Two 100 point players
>Still miss the playoffs
The entire Oilers organization needs to be dissolved

Wasn't the next highest goals after Draisaital and McMeme like 19 or something?

>the only player on that "hockey team" that has done anything since the era of Jofa helmets and when your dad was still getting sex.

>"he's overrated"

Do you understand how incredibly bad the Oilers have been for generations

Have all the bitter people who hate on sunbelt teams had their penises frozen off?

Erik Karlsson

I'm not watching your Gary Bettman Reddit team no matter how bad you want it

Jew owner. Just like the Leafs.

You need to leave the Bettman hate hivemind man. He's done wonders for the sport by expanding it into southern markets. It's also not his fault Canadian teams are so shit-tier.

Go to bead Gary

> tfw Tavares is on the couch eating a sandwich while the bases isles are in the playoffs still

>He's done wonders for the sport by expanding it into southern markets

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Finally some decent bait around here.

Wonder if uncle Gary is nervous about the playoffs outcomes lately

I agree if you watch him play it's either breakaways or he's flopping around like a faggot

he will drop off to 40 points tops, when he loses his speed. and that will happen very soon because of a serious injury
pace-babby of the highest degree

Go ahead and laugh, but he's been generating them profits for the league ever since he became commish. They'll induct him in the HOF one day.

more like the HOL, hall of lame

This and he will be known for generating successful sunbelt franchise like Vegas

I personally don't like Ryan Reaves. On his after dark segment he talked about crashing his car with Scott Oakes son after doing drugs. then of course Scott Oakes son died shortly after. Also don't like his complexion or people similar to that because it's a good indicator 9/10 times. He seems stupid as fuck and just bad overall.

This but unironically.

More like 95-99/100 times unironically desu

>generating them profits for the league
Why are Americans so obsessed with profits they don't get a single cent out of?
Are you this brainwashed by television? What the fuck do you care if some shareholder (WHO ISN'T YOU) makes money or not?
>b-but we need to Grow The Sport™
Explain again how exactly the fans profit from having the league and the discussion around it diluted by casuals and sunbelters. YOU DO NOT OWN AN NHL FRANCHISE.

You're not wrong i wonder what the fascination is. It's why the latest superhero movie are gay as fuck but people still go see them

>tfw team is constantly shit on and ridiculed and even have a verb named after them
>Get one lucky break in the form of ref puck and maximize opportunity
>Bathe in the seething tears of lifelong fans
I'm sorry you fucks in the desert got fucked, but y'all got a long life of being fucked over by refs, just look forward to next year, or keep crying I don't care it's sustains me and keeps me alive

>y'all
You have to go back

he already inducted himself into the hof

for me, it's wishing career-ending and potentially life-threatening injuries on the players i hate

>yall
hill billy faggot

.

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Carolina will never see a cup again

hait desu

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Who are the good guys? Blues?

Haj tbf

bruins are the only ones left

>its my birthday
>sharks won
sweep incoming

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Gratulerar på födelsedagen :)

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>mfw hait win the stanlee kupin
>vegas fans seeth even more
>the state of california gets the kupin

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Boston

marchand is based

nashville & tampa

on what?

BASED post

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actual events

Grattis kompis

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For me it's future hall of famer Miro Heiskanen.

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why do you give a shit about california?

California symbolizes the eternal jew succesfully sabotaging western civilization.

but why?

nice

only if it's funny

oh, that makes sense. thanks

it makes /polhoc/ seeth

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based jews

Never forget the 6 minute major

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>Nylander and Launchpads have confirmed they will be playing the World Championship
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR THIRD YEAR WINNING IT

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BASED BULGARIA winning promotion to Division 2B in IIHF
>you will never visit Sofia

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is it 12:19 am in california

why would u ever want to go to b*lgaria?

Sunbelt? Dont care

the wikipedia article about your leader has 3 sentences

Is Åland the California of the Nirdics?

Nordics*

Pavs desu

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West keys of Finland desu

not cool and honestly you should apologize

you can get a bulgarian waifu easily from sofia if you say you are from a more developed european country like FINLAND

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What do WTC and game 7 have in common?

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I have hangover

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...

me on the right

>unironically consuming alcohol in 2019
Laughing condescendingly at your misery.

>Carolina
>Karolina
>Karoliner
>Karl XIIs soldater
>beat russians in their own territory
>uses finnish footsoldiers
It all makes sense now
>red white colors
Never mind

3 8:30 games in the first 5 games?

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Thinking of buying new skates, what's the least pozzed brand on the market?

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Jofa

thats what you get for consuming the alcoholic jew
pettymys olen poikaseni

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are they even still around?
feels like they just vanished around 15 years ago along with Easton, Graf and KOHO

>a game actually starts in 8 hours
BASED GARY

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very cool image

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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good beaches

>shorks shork their way to the cup making vegas fans seeth even more
>hurrcanes drop islels after raging at tavares

would be best timeline

will save some vintage resilar to commemorate when it happens

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For me, Lehner

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

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About to make a fennel salsiccia risotto. Anyone who's hungry is welcome to stop by :)

just ate but thanks you
just ätit, men tack

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oh well, perhaps next time
ah okej, kanske nästa gång

Why did you make that ew gross

Haven't made it yet. And it will be delicious

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jofa = Reebok
Easton = Bauer
KOHO = CCM = Adidas
Graf is still around in Europe apparently

What did the sharks mean by this?

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Graf actually is releasing two new models this year they're trying to come back

Bruins by default

kek
>be gallant
>DONT call a timeout after shorks score 2 quick ones during 5 minute pp

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Good to know Finland is still retarded

>Btfo on the ice AND Twitter
Lol

> Interference

You're not going to get ref puck all series and the Isles didn't even play that well last night.

Isles in 5 man.

Also, the Barclay's Center even sucks to watch broadcasts on compared to the Coliseum - low camera angle = no depth perception.

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vegass kniggs CONTINUE to be btfo lmao

>Interference
They really need to do somerhing about this 'shove the opponent into your goalie lmao'
So stupid

i thought they already allow goals if its clear that the opposing player was pushed into the goalie

remember seeing some situations like that before but that it tends to be 50/50 how the decision goes

The rules already state that it's not interference if contact from the defense causes the attacking player to contact the goalie.

The refs just need to suck less.

OK
Goalie interferences seems so inconsistant overall too
Chsllenges are like a coinflip

based

It goes back and forth.

I remember watching games as a kid when the rules stated that any entry into the crease was interference. Nothing more infuriating than watching a goal get overturned because an attacker's skate briefly went through the crease.

Also, that + two line pass + HOF caliber goalie made Devil's games the most boring kind of hockey you can ever see.

Thankfully the game's evolved since then and there's a lot of times I see goalies contacted by attackers legs/sticks when the puck is in front of the net with no interference call, which probably should be interference or at least a dead play. But then they call this shit which shouldn't result in an interference call at all.

refs have been more shit than usual desu, our sport is not yet cuckhoop-tier but we're definitely at the nfl-tier

Making chicken soup

youtu.be/-audfGqOu8k

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Based Masters chicken soup! I'd replace hemapa with some other vegetables though.

>2016 wcf rematch
HYPUUUUU

5>1>4>2>3

5>2>1>4>3

the bloos

>literally the only person to get it right
shame on you hoc.

>have a nice, pretty gf who loves and cares about me
>wake up
every
fucking time

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more the like the whos?

Accidentally scratched my nose after scratching my ass and it smelled like pusy I hope this means the Teds beat the bruins tonight

I love dreams atleast there i can be happy sometimes

1,5,2,4,3

she was a librarian and thought I was funny

Do any of you ever finger your asshole?

that's NHL's 2019 Stand-lean Chamber Pot Champions to you bucko.

No I am not a Knights fan

No just yours

No I am not a knights fan

yes I am a knights fan

No, I am not a knights fan.

>exactly one minute apart

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Can't score from your own end

What if you could though?

disagree

good morning leaf nation

So can we all agree Sweden will take first place after this years WC?

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guys, reijo taipale is dead :(

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>when your team eliminates just in time for you to focus on the skoda cup

based and redpilled

Never heard of her.
F anyway.

>taking first place with nylander and lundpads

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im gay and autistic

is hockey for me?

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No

Henke is based

sure is!

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Yes

sure buddy may i suggest you follow the team the Las Vegas Golden Knights

NO
>fucking rag it

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Hockey is for everyone.

the chads play /cric/

*ahem*

Except non-whites, women and homosexuals.

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How do I stop being a NEET?

could have just said swedes

Don't have sex

clean your room and wash your penis

Call to a firm and say i'll start working next week

me tonite as the boston trifecta comes into view

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get a job or go to an university

Uninstall video games and delete your porn, you will figure out the rest yourself.

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

Morning

>it was 3-0

hahahaaaaaa funny joke Carlos Juanez

thank you for the nice replies i will call a local team on monday and ask when they have tryouts

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SUCK ON BOSTON'S COCK

youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ

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depends, do you luv hokkei

Probably does

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I'd put it second behind people saying "we" when referring to their team. 'We' need offense, 'we' need a coaching change, etc

You're not on the fucking team you cringey little shit

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delete this

>what is the 7th player
gas yourself

B &R

>CWHL is auctioning off their trophies
Oh dear...

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why not just give them to the NWHL as that is what is pretty much happening anyway with NWHL becoming DE WIMMENZ LEAGUE

I have a sudden urge to wear a denim vest

just drank some champagne i literally got for (free). reckon the janny might want some of this.

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literally been pissing out of my ass since last night /hoc/, friendly reminder to eat well and you will feel well

Not gonna lie, former caniac here. This is fucking hilarious watching the isles crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this team get the stanley cup.

Complaining about people saying we is indicative of inceldom and autisim you abnormal litte queer.

>drinking at 8:00 am
degen

t. wears another mans name on his back and says we when refering to a team he's not a part of

>implying i have a sleeping schedule anyway

they're one and the same my friend

Most retarded post of the thread
>wearing anyones name on YOUR jersey other than your own
A cuck and an incel color me surprised

this might be even cringier

What? I'll have you know I have a shirt that says I am property of my local team and therefore a part of the team

pretty early to be rrrrreeeeeeeeing this hard, dont you think?

damn you got me

>The incel doesnt get up early in start his day
It's all coming together
>n-no u
Bahahaha

Curtis from Canada is pathetic

Someone get this hothead out of here.

Anyone watching the SHL finals?

2-1 in games

2-2 third period about to start in the 4th game now

Bruins sweep is happening. Get fucked teds

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That's just mean

for me, it's the boston bruins and tuukka rax

Remember how again early season a lot of ruins fans wanted to trade Rask for pittance.

He takes a lot of heat, but that comes with being a highly paid athlete playing in Boston.

>having your own name on a jersey

youtube.com/watch?v=ku2JgmGpino

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brainlet fans will always blame the goalie, no matter what

u18 usa having trouble with u18 russia, LOL

even though they have like
JACK HUGHES

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>he fell for the manlet center meme

>jack pubes

TOO MUCH FINLAND

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podkolzin > hughes

>russia drops usa with hughes in it
>kakka wins gold with suomi in real men's championship
>gets drafted 1st overall

with finns YOU WIN

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Which team would be better for Kakka, rags or devlels. Devlels has Vatanen who can help him but rags also have Zibanejad who could also help him.

Faggot. We're the only NY hockey dynasty. Stan Lee or bust.

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>only shitty yuros can help other shitty yuros
Laine is carried by wheeler/scheifele
Rantanen is carried by Mackinnon

For me, it's this post

>there are no more rivalries left this playoff

Everyone loves each other and these matchups are brand new..

This is a very boring 2nd round

after a rough night of drinking I think I'm ready to hop on the canes bandwagon, exciting hockey

Kakka is bulju tier retard who can't speak English. Zibanejad and Vatanen speak Finnish.

How the hell did the Rags take over as NYs team of choice?

>he needs rivalries to watch
Grim

Where’s /cric/?

honestly might watch a few games casually, but you're right, this is the most irrelevant and boring playoffs now that all the fun teams are out

>ywn see the islanders and laffs play each other in the playoffs
fug we were so close

>with finns you win
Oh really?

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ah i see
sorry for rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeing

People would rather go to the city than to the island. Also it’s like yankees and mets. Some families are more inclined to being yankee fans than met fans, even if one suffers more than the other

finaldn mum fuckin GAY

Because he's living in your head rent free

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How do you think he's feeling right now watching his Sharks move on and he's stuck with the laffs?

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meat and potatoes

They were the only New York team for 46 years and appeared in 8 finals

Plus the best jerseys in the league

hopefully babcock gets fired

>best jerseys in the league
>rags

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we really need to win game 8

How hard are you going to meltdown when he loses in 2020 cuck?
>35% approval rating
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

I wish he would have at least started some wars like bush or obama did
Like what’s even the point?
Lame president

New Business Idea: Make playoffs best of 9.

he tried with venezuela, its just that the entire executive branch and intelligence agencies are retarded and couldnt fit their fat ass through the door on the coup attempt

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Which team to you want to see win solely to shit on the guy that left them?

For me, it's Isles for Tavares though Canes for Skinner would be nice too

Good morning, most-successful-canadian-team-in-the-21st-century nation

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New business idea: Make a losers bracket for playoffs

Newer Business Idea: all teams make the playoffs and seed it 1-32
1st round is a best of 3, 2nd best of 5, and the rest are best of seven

isles or bust, >laffs need maximum suffering

stay mad faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=YZ46I3kMOr0

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Hard cope

Fuck the ducks, nucks are my best friend now.

Pls post the pasta

Care to prove me wrong, turbo retard?

>I wish he would have at least thrown billions more away for israeli profit
fuck off cuck

>NOOOOOO TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN HE PROMISED THE WALL

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>2008+11
>not being a socialist

didn't the boilers make the finals?

afternoon reminder that the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

Go away /pol/

for me? it's eco-fascism.

but i am a socialist, a national socialist

but did the oilers have a presidents trophy

Yeah and it's the only thing they have accomplished in this century that doesn't involve lottery picks

Based also hockey

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Draft lottery

eco-fascism isnt real
fascism is always capitalist and capitalism drives ecological destruction. eco-fascism doesnt even exist on paper

>national socialist
>i am a socialist
>sends union leaders to concentration camps
really makes you think

He already inducted himself. Keep defending the jew you brainlet.

>Calgary is shit

Reminder:

bold

How many cups have they won in the 21st century? Anything less is failure, don't ya know.

Colorado for Duchene

Weak Mind

The wall is being built stupid. Hence why the media is silent on it. Trump can't be given another victory

Want to see Evander Kane knocked the fuck out so bad

Just don't, he posts this shit on the daily

Why though?

>The wall is being built stupid. Hence why the media is silent on it. Trump can't be given another victory

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>>>/reddit/

He's probably a salty knights fan.

Now that my Knights are out who should I cheer for?
And no. The only way I'll chher for the fucking tuna is if this post gets dubs

$20,000 in 1970 is the equivalent to $131,000 in todays money.
Right wing austerity and free market autism is literally driving this country into poverty.

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He’s a dirty player and never gets called

shut the fuck up both of you faggots

No u

No u

No u

Cliff pu

If Islanders win Stan Lee this year, they'll have more Stan Lees than the Rangers won.

This makes Rags fans seethe.

To answer your question user, Rags are part of the Original 6 teams that started the NHL, Rags been around since 1926. But we're the only NY Hockey Dynasty.

FUCK the Rags and FUCK the Canes. Pic related makes Ragfags seethe.

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>the Avalanche beating the Jackets in the final would be hooo-larious

No me

imagine being this cuck

>detoilet
>shittsburgh

>dynasties

You still don’t know how memes or Yea Forums work. Try Reddit.

Bruins!

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Mate, this season nobody gave us a shot of even playoffs. The fact they’re here makes me happy already.

End of thread reminder that the Sharks are the official badguys of these playoffs

I'll make next one

Kawaii

They're the good guys. The bad guys were the knights and good always prevails over evil.

False
Sharks sold their soul to the shadowy forces of Refpuck, and the brave hero Knights were slain in combat trying to contain the evil

Cringe.

At least say the sharks sold the souls of Kane's and karlssons newborns and palvelskis

cant wait for the swede thread

so not only are the sharks sharks, a predator of the sea, but they are also THE BAD GUYS??

fuck yeah hait for stanlee kuppi

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Going to Avengers don’t make a thread til I get back

thanos dies

Prepared to be disappointed

>Vegas gives up 4 goals on a five minute powerplay
>San Jose kills a four minute powerplay the next game
hmmmmmmmm

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sweden hurry up or i'm making it

WHERE'S THE FUCKING THREAD SVEN

*RKOs Sweden*

and it could be your only shot
cuck mentality

new fuck sven

soi

Punch him in the nose. What kind of question is this.