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CLE: Lindor homers twice, drives in three in win
CWS: Tim Anderson sinks Tigers with walk-off homer
CIN: DeSclafani shuts out Cardinals for six frames
MIN: Nelson Cruz socks two homers in win over O's
MIN: Rosario slugs AL-leading 11th home run
PHI: Jerad Eickhoff dominates in victory over Fish
LAA: Griffin Canning to start for Angels Tuesday
ATL: Flowers 4-for-4 with two homers vs Rockies
SD: Kirby Yates notches MLB-leading 13th save
WAS: Max Scherzer reaches 2,500 career strikeouts

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Cubs? More like gay!

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>rags

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Based Centralbros

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cubs fan here

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rude

8th for D-Bags

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need higher rez. AZ actually has fine women its pretty nice going to havasu or scottsdale.

>when even your play-by-play broadcaster has already stopped caring

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MARINERS!

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>TIKI
>TIKI
>TIKI

D O Y E R S
O
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Gosh the genny does crawl without me doesn't it

>cubes

We need you Em

youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

Just give me some time, I'll solve the puzzle.

>cusb

>cusbubcab

Please come back posties.

There's big doings in the World of Warcraft. I'll be back with vim and vigor once the fun posties have died down over there.
Stay blessed brothers.

*spankie*!

>modern day WoW

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*spankie* oh no ya don't!

Sorry I didn't know

WoW classic exists.

Not yet it doesnt.

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Are the Tigers going on a racist tirade today against TA7 like the Royals did?

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I don't know what I did to deserve this.

33rd for The Washington Basebaal Eagles

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Good morning fellow chadre fans

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>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

They called it the World’s Series.

What would happen if we started basing the draft order off of team revenue? Would there be less tanking, or would they tank financially? Would the smaller market teams be at a permanent advantage, or would their success propel them towards the top in revenue?

Danny Santana is the best player you've never heard of.

Go Rangers.

Have you noticed a resurgence of baby talk and Reckerposting? If only Godgers were here. He’d know what to do.

>t. Godgers

vladdy is thicc

I'd fuck him in the ass if you know what I mean

indeed

>vladdy is thicc
>indeed
>I'd fuck him in the ass if you know what I mean
How does his ass compare to Recker’s?

Faggots

morning :^)

i like this idea

Oakland vs Toronto thread:
>pregame is 100% vlad
>again

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sogard batting .394

based glasses man

nyy v sf

>this snow
At least we had yesterday

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Oh fuck you

>yfw Doyers vs Rays eries

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>sogard batting .394
>based glasses man
Based elf. Keebler elf.

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h-he's fast!

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>walgreens

It hurts dude.

>It's a Jon Gray episode

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who here /readytodie/

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me lmao

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I still have faith in the rocks, bro. They got this. Just a slow start.

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>joe west gonna be late for the buffet if this delay goes any further

I hope you're right, user. Somebody needs to stop those damn doyers.

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Yes.

>MFW I see doyerfags

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This is now a bark in the park thread.

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>nats

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Based

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>marlins

Cubs @ Dbacks

>Harper makes two outs in one inning
KEK

>gib new bullpen nao got dammit

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>noah syndergaard

Is Vlad Guerrero Junior good or is he an overrated shitter like his daddy?

You don't LOVE Davey's mess?

Too early to call him shit but he is definitely overrated

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Pirates @ Dodgers

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>philthies

Holy shit marlins came back from 10-2 down. now tying run is on first

sheet

imagine being a phillies fan lol

THAT WAS A FUCKING BALL

FUCKING UMPS AND THEIR HATEBONER FOR HARPER

Hoskins > Harpmeme

This. Six in the top of the 10th? Ye gods.

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What the fuck

>marlins

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OHNONONONONONNONNONONO

think the sneks got a comeback in em?

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PHILLIES ABOUT TO CHOKE

>giving up 8 runs in under an hour
Lets be real, we all know who the real losers were

C O P E
O
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just like your mom choked on my millimeter monster

>barves

twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1121981640891256835?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1121981640891256835&ref_url=https://www.mlb.com/news/yelich-ties-record-on-rare-road-home-run

your poor parents

APOLOGIZE

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>WE WANT KIMBREL

why does he look like he's going to cry

All the relentless bullying on /mlb/ has taken a toll.

>state of Atlanta's bullpen

>BROOORS

LGTSS

>barves

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OwO

spits idiot scumbag spits

>mest

Why is anything from New York so terrible?

Hi hello there poster

BENCHES CLEARING IN ARIZONA
I REPEAT, BENCHES CLEARING IN ARIZONA

top 10 power outage guys so far

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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woo yeah

wooo Hunter Dozier wooo

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mlb.com/video/benches-clear-after-bote-gets-hit
>Diamondback announcers spend 2 minutes villianizing David Bote
>Don't see Bote trying to calm things down at the start
>Completely misses the part where be seeks out Koch in the pile to show no ill will
>Only starts to walk it back after rewatching it
Pathetic announcers

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>memeiners
LOL

Do you set aside time to ritually search for audio of opposing teams' announcers so you can post about how upset you are that they aren't sucking off Cubs players? You're always posting shit like this.

Why are you so upset over the fact that the Dbags announcers suck?

This is what scubs lifelongs do. Just ignore it.

He's right though, you can see Bote get mad for a few seconds after the HBP but then he just says "My bad, my bad" and just walks down the line to take his base.
CUBBIES THO LMAO R U MAD HAHAHAHA

Can someone explain how a team that had a 116 year old drought can be so arrogant?

whats a nice memey rate to compute

Cubs win, time for late night English singing Japanese programs.
youtube.com/watch?v=N2tW--X4smg

Here's the Cubs broadcast, also keep in mind Bote already hit two HRs and this was this third AB.
twitter.com/ClubhouseCancer/status/1122334575332663296/video/1

*peeks into the genny*
Yikers!

They like to say it's pent-up frustration that they finally get to unleash on other people. Basically bullied kids taking their turn at playing bully. Tacky nouveau riche. Laughable.

b a s e b a l l

Federal interest rates under Trump

>Vlad Sr
>Overrated
Oh boy...

That makes sense though.

For developmentally stunted manchildren, sure.

Sorry sir we'll be better

>spanks you anyway

Why is this thread so dead?

It's early

Because your Mom is a whore.

Cubs

Yeah?

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>Mets DFA d'Arnaud

Its about time

Why are they pushing Vlad Jr so hard? I can't help but want him to bust and I haven't even watched him play yet. I understand when Harper came up getting this kind if coverage cuz he was a big deal even before he was drafted but the league and all media seemed to just decide to go all in like he's already the future goat or something

Poor guy was never going to live up to the delusions of blow jays or mest fans

Because he has been the #1 prospect for the past 2 seasons and he is finally up.

Not uncommon.

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Astros desu

Why is (((bregman))) such a cunt?

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Based Bauer

Totally normal to own a bregman bobble head so you can make twitter videos

I'm starting to think that bauer is based

oh he doms ya
then he bops ya

Bauer is not based and anyone who says so will get owned right now

uh yeah uh hes based

bauer is based, please go to jail

Nothing but Harper Heads and Bauer Boys in this one....fucking wankers.

ugh these assholes

They're literally friends lol. You can see during and at the end of the interview, Bregman is trying not to crack up.

Found (((bregman)))

We arent friends

>bustmenez

youtube.com/watch?v=oIiWg1bY43s
anybody see this video of bauer mic'd up during spring training. he's so autistic

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Pussy bitch cocksucker!!!

>Eloy Jimenez to the 10-Day IL with right ankle sprain
No trade backs

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Yeah good thing you guys kept Happ, Russel, Almora, and Schwarber and instead gave away that bust Eloy Jimenez.

oh he mocks ya
then he cocks ya
has ya saying "oooooh yeah"
may as well be ya ole man
takin names n spittin game makes ya a fan

28 April 19
Oakland Athletics vs Toronto Blue Jays
>sweep?
>checkem

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>chris sale

kek

>scuba

some based mets fan just poured a beer on ryan braun as he tried to rob a homer

based NY

they're reviewing it for some reason

not sure why this is reviewable

Get me the video

>The League
>Protecting the Brewers
Pick Two

Poured on right after fan realized he wasnt gonna catch it

>mest

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>Mets fan pours beer over outfielder causing misplayed ball
>somehow not ruled fan interference
Can someone explain this to me?

>Get hit
>Dude its a strike LMAO

now gio throws at cano and they fucking call it a swinging strike again

and cano is hurt, fuck this league

its not a swinging strike if your attempting to save your own life from a ball thrown right at your face, fucking retard umps

but the mets are the team that gets players suspended for throwing at players, what a joke league

no, thats definitely a strike
You just got fucking handed a free triple, be content

if you watch the actual replay theres no way you can think the guy intentionally poured the beer on braun, it just slipped out of his hand as he triend to one hand catch the ball

and the beer didnt hit braun until after he already dropped the ball, didn't impact the missed catch

>swing bat
>i-it doesn’t count!

even if it is unintentional it is still interference

imagine employing todd frazier on purpose

in no way is that a strike, it's insane for the league to expect a left handed hitter to magically stop his momentum and stop his swing when a ball completely misses the plate and is coming right at him

he obviously wasn't intending to swing, the ball was coming at his head, just because the bat is going forward doesn't make it a swing its a ridiculous extreme interpretation of a rule by umpires who are completely out of touch with modern baseball and cant make interpretations of the rules instead enforcing them to the point of absurdity

>Replay Ball hits hands before the bat crosses the plane which is a result of Cano trying to move out of the way

Cheese fuckers everyone

I mean that is the rule, its not some conspiracy against you, it is applied to all teams equally

Watch the actual video. The beer only lands on Braun after he shit the bed and missed the ball. More importantly, the fan wasn't trying to pour the bear on Braun, but use the cup to catch the ball.
twitter.com/MetsKevin11/status/1122551990217859072

Ironically if he did catch it at that angle since it would have landed in play and not be a home run, it would have been ruled fan interference.

twitter.com/Cubs_Live/status/1122552695754297346

>just because the bat is going forward doesn't make it a swing
I think that is precisely what makes it a swing

>mests and new york fans in general
>ever NOT being fucking monkeys/apes

Fuck the Mets and FUCK New York

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Imagine getting BTFO in real time

To be fair, I am watching the Bucks game and only following the Brewers based on the reporters I follow on twitter and the gamecast

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>More importantly, the fan wasn't trying to pour the bear on Braun
This isn't important. Interference does not depend on intent

I didn't say it's a conspiracy against the Mets, I'm saying the rule needs to be interpreted properly in that situation. It's clearly a HBP, not a fucking swing because "he broke the plane" after getting drilled in the wrists for the 9000th time this season and the bat flies forward due to fucking physics.

He's not "swinging" at a pitch at his head/chest.

The rule is always interpreted as such though, this isn't them applying the rule improperly, its you being mad at a rule

Show the video of Conforto getting drilled in the wrists earlier in the game that started all this. Or the SB down 8 runs the inning before.

Stop watching baseball you faggots.

>Off center
>Including the menu bar
Just record with your phone next time if you want it to be really shitty.

The beer only got on him after he missed the ball, so it doesn't matter

oh so some guy dropping stuff on you in clear line of sight isn't interference if it technically hasn't quite touched you yet?

Please point me to the rule where it says that. It doesn't exist. You are referring to the passage about "check swings" where an umpire can appeal that a batter did not check his swing, and if the other umpire determines the bathead "broke the plane" it is considered a strike.

This was not a check swing situation, Cano wasn't trying to check his swing. He was hit by the pitch before any check swing took place, which should result in a dead ball and the batter being awarded first base.

Again, this is being interpreted incorrectly by the umpires, it is not just me being mad about a rule. Check swings should not apply in HBP. It's insane to think they do, it's not in the batter's control once they've been hit.

I don't have the rule book memorized, but I have seen such plays many times and it is always called in that manner

it wasn't a checked swing, it was a full swing

And I am telling you there is not one rule in the book defining what is and is not a "swing." The only rule anything close to the situation is the one rule that allows home plate umpires (or catchers to ask home plate umpires) to ask the base umpire to determine a check swing.

Umpires are appealing check swings on HBP. There is no rule saying they have to or even should. They are taking it on themselves to view HBPs as check swing situations with no reason in the rulebook to do so. It should follow the rules of the HBP and be a dead ball situation, a check swing is not relevant and should not be appealed.

I don't understand, everyone always knows the umpires are bad, but when they do shit like this, everyone becomes super traditionalist and defends stupid shit just because. It's weird.

No it was a HBP. What happened after is not relevant.

ok, but thats not how the rule works

Show me the "rule" that is supposed to work in that manner. IT DOES NOT EXIST.

It didn't even get in the way yet. Keep reaching. You're going to miss just like Braun did.

On a scale of 1 to 11, how funny is it going to be when Yelich is busted for roiding?

I am telling you as someone who watches baseball, that that is always called in this way, you may not like that that is how it is interpreted, but that doesn't mean they should arbitrarily change it now that it is effecting your team

I fucking hate Cesar Hernandez.

Holy shit I love baseball fans. It's "always been that way" so it must be right.

The umpires are doing a bad job. The rule about HBP's, 5.0.5(b)(2) entitles a batter to first base when hit by a pitched ball unless the pitch was in the strike zone (not the case) or unless the batter was "attempting to hit" the ball. This is not what the umpires are using to determine a strike in these situations. It's insane for them to think that Cano is attempting to hit these pitches coming right at him, he is obviously just trying to get out of the way, not hit the ball.

What the umpires are doing are using the rule that allows them to ask for help on check swings and applying it to the other rule about HBP's. There is no reason to do that, other than to try and punish the hitter who just got fucking drilled. It's bad umpiring and bad direction from the league office, who need to put an actual rule about what is and is not a swing, or an attempt to hit the ball, since no rule on this actually exists. Or we can keep expecting injured players to try to arbitrarily check their swing or be punished for being hit.

But you don't have to accept bad umpiring and insane rule interpretations because they have always been called that way. Especially when they have no rational basis in the rulebook.

The umpires are doing their job, they should not reinterpret rules on a whim

>following the rules

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its not a judgement call. If the batter swings it is considered a strike

>no sox-tigers thread
the checkout begins

>What the umpires are doing are using the rule that allows them to ask for help on check swings and applying it to the other rule about HBP's
Are you implying that this is a recent thing?

As long as they are consistent who cares? Individuals reinterpreting long held precedent is a much worse situation to have that what we currently face, consistency is more important than the rational intent of the rule

How's that umpire boot taste, fascist?

>I wasn't attempting to hit the ball, ump, I promise! I was just swinging the bat for practice!

I want rules to be predictable, thats what this is. Umpires have a lot of problems but this really isn't one of them

Again, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I want one person to show me where, in the MLB rulebook, the league defines what is and is not a "swing." You cannot, because it DOES NOT EXIST. There is no swing rule, I know it's insane, but there isn't. There is a HBP rule, and a rule that allows umpires to ask for help for "check swings" but nowhere are swings or check swings or when those are strikes are actually defined by rule.

Umpires are put in a bad spot by the league cause the rulebook is shit, but punishing the batter for getting hit by the pitch for no reason is totally unnecessary

Oh, so that means umpires should just do whatever they feel like on a given day rather than following precedent?

>it's another "Anderson shits the bed episode"

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I'm feeling magnanimous, if you ask nicely I'd make one.

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>and a rule that allows umpires to ask for help for "check swings" but nowhere are swings or check swings or when those are strikes are actually defined by rule.
So then why should this be a strike?
Where in the rulebook does it say swings just don't count if the umpire feels like the batter probably didn't want to actually swing?

Literally whom

>walgreens
So you're telling me they're supposed to be division contenders?

No, but they should be rational enough humans to not follow precedent when its fucking shit and has no basis in rule. A player should never get punished for getting hit by the pitch and trying to protect himself and get out of the way, It's an absolutely insane position to think otherwise, I'm sorry. I'm not mad cause my team got fucked out of a HBP, I'm mad cause this precedent is terrible and arbitrary.

Umpires should never not follow precedent. If the league wants a precedent changed they should explicitly write the rule

Comedy Central Goodness

for the love of fucking god can someone explain to me why the god damn catchers are always getting in eachothers way?

why does this happen for basically EVERY god damn flyball

you have like 5 fielders run to the ball and then at the last second they'll all jump away and leave someoen else to get it

i get why they want to be near, incase the guy drops it. but they all just fucking stand under the ball for the last second and then quickly get out of the way

WHY DO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DO THIS??

Poor communication

All the umpires need to do is follow the HBP rule and they are fine. Do you think the batter was attempting to swing? If yes, it's a strike. If no, if you think he was just trying to get out of the way, it's a HBP.

There is no reason to bring check swings into the situation, it cannot reasonably be interpreted as an attempt to check a swing. While I agree that there needs to be a rule to define swings better, the rules currently in place should be fine for the umpires to rationally adjudicate these situations instead of arbitrarily using check swings as a standard for no fucking reason.

the HBP rule does not apply when there is a swing

The whole problem is you do not like the definition of a swing, not anything the umps are doing wrong

are they trying to intimidate each other?

it's a fucking joke

who here /swept/ today

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What definition of a swing? There is no definition of a swing in the rulebook. My problem is people are assuming things are in the rulebook when they aren't, and using their ignorance about the rules to reinforce their opinions.

>There is no reason to bring check swings into the situation,
why do you keep talking about checked swings? none of this has anything to do with checked swings, its a swing, a full swing

he swung the bat around. The literal definition of a swing. Sure the rule book could stand to be more explicit about this but the fact is it is not a judgment call for the umps like checked swings are, this is a full swing something the umps have no leeway to negate because of feelings

LOL GNATS

Because "check swings" are the only place in the rulebook whick comes anywhere close to defining what is and is not a swing. It comes in the chapter about appeals and empowers the home plate umpire to ask the base umpires if he thinks the batter made a check swing or not. Idiot umpires are using this power given to them about checkswings, and asking the base umpires for help on swings after HBPs.

It's not relevant to HBPs; The only determination the home playe umpire is allowed to, and should make in these HBP situations is what is written in the HBP rule. First, was the ball in the strike zone? If yes, it's a strike not a HBP. Second, was the batter "attempting to hit" the ball that hit him. This is completely a determination of intent of the batter, not the fucking position of the bathead past the strikezone after he's already been hit. You can't reasonably determine a hit batter attempting to avoid a pitch is "attempting to hit" a ball thrown right at him.

Check swings limit what is a swing, but this situation has nothing to do with that, this is a complete swing that you just don't like because you think he didn't actually want to swing

>Second, was the batter "attempting to hit" the ball that hit him
a swing is an attempted hit

Then the home plate umpire was not allowed to ask for help from his base umpire in determining a swing, since as you said check swings should not apply here. Check swings are the only time a home plate umpire is allowed to ask a base umpire for help in determining a strike call.

You are using the term swing but it has no technical meaning since it's not defined in the rules, so it's completely based on batter intent and umpires interpretations of it.

Unless he is calling a check swing situation, where the position of the bathead is relevant because a half-swing or higher in that situation is always a strike, but it's obviously not a check swing.

>Then the home plate umpire was not allowed to ask for help from his base umpire in determining a swing
so the appeal on a check swing is to see if it is checked, to the presupposition is that it is a swing before the appeal is even made

>You are using the term swing but it has no technical meaning since it's not defined in the rules
again, your problem seems entirely to be with the rules, not the umpires. Remember the umps in the game do not make the rules

But he was hit by the pitch. If the home plate umpire thought he attempted to try to hit the ball, it's a strike, He doesn't need to ask the base umpire if he checked it, it's not important as per the HBP rule, all that is mentioned there is the batters intent to swing. How far his bat moved is completely meaningless. And in this situation the bat was halfway down the 3rd base line.

Hey guys, what are we talking about this afternoon?

>If the home plate umpire thought he attempted to try to hit the ball, it's a strike, He doesn't need to ask the base umpire if he checked it
This doesn't make any sense, the umpire thinking it was a swing does not mean he cannot double check if it was successfully checked

Which women in baseball have served as your masturbatory fodder?

If anything you should be complaining that he appealed to see if it was a check wasting our time on what was clearly a full swing, this is such a dumb hill to die on

>Yelich injuries he's back running the bases
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Mendoza of course

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But that is precisely what it does mean. I've already explained why. The HBP rule does not mention a swing at all, it doesn't matter if he checked a swing or not. All that matters is, per the rule whether the batter was "attempting to hit" the ball which hit him. A swing is not mentioned at all in the rule, all that matters is the intent of the batter.

I bring that up because it's indication the umpires are mistakenly applying check swings as a standard for HBPs when there is no reason to do so.

Fire this worthless piece of shit.

I'm sick of him sucking it up everywhere but the batters box.

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>All that matters is, per the rule whether the batter was "attempting to hit" the ball which hit him.
and the fact is a swing is considered "attmepting to hit"
You are trying to argue that swings that are "accidental" should not count as swings, but for some reason are mad at this game's umps and not the rules in general

>I bring that up because it's indication the umpires are mistakenly applying check swings
Determining a swing was not checked is not a mistaken application of a rule

>Braun's noodle arm
>Boors

>You are trying toargue that swings that are "accidental" should not count as swings

In the context of a batter being hit by a pitch, yes that exactly what I am arguing, because it is stupid to expect a batter who is instinctually trying to avoid getting creamed to also have perfect control of his bathead. The only situation where a batter should be punished for getting hit by the ball is when he obviously intended to hit the ball instead of avoiding it. This seems like common sense to me, but the umpires are just using their check swing powers to punish hitters, and it's fucking stupid.

Backlog'd

god damn themarlin s are bad

Hi, you just got added to my backlog

He played for my minor league team. I'm happy I got to see him play.

Because go fisher cats!

Yes. They are.

Backlog of dicks to suck, fuck outta here

nyy v sf

you just love making threads, don't you cusbpie

first to 20 losses

scuba!!!!

and what I am saying is that you issue is with the rules, not the umps. The umps are not and should not be free to reinterpret long held precedent on a whim, that is up to the league. Every single time I have seen a guy get hit by a pitch and swing accidentally in the process it has been called a strike

You're right. Fuck that other guy.

Cubs @ Dbacks

Just wait until he goes blind in the middle of the season and causes a bunch of discord in the clubhouse. The cards don't trade away cost controlled talent without a reason.

Doyers time

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He's the laziest mother fucker I have ever seen play baseball.

Dodgers vs Pirates

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>a'ss
>a'ss
>a'ss

>White Sox pitching Striking out 20 over 9 innings
amazing

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Is this, dare i say it, NOT their year?

Bros...
We can't stop the cardinals bros

Stros bros

>Eloy down
>Tatis down
The Blue Jays should send Vlad back down.

whats the official white nationalist team? i've heard its the cubbies.

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It's rare the Nationals get me angry but I'm actually about to blow a fucking gasket

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Cubs fan base is full of Jews, $0yboys and other faggots. So not them. Have to go with the Cleveland Indians on that one.

Fernando Tatis Yadiered himself.

I hope all your daughters and sons date only black guys.

>walgreens

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>podrace

they pulled it off in the end at least
thank you Matt Adams

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Inb4 based Rizzo

Oh seeth

Brandon Drury is so clutch it's unreal. I'm not sure >we deserve him

seeth

give me one good reason to be a Tribe fan.

>meminers

LEAFIES KEK LEAFIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rags Tied the Series....

wp, memers

youtube.com/watch?v=IWrMbFNFeCw

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/thread

whenever somebody refers to the Clevelands as “the tribe” I always thing of jews. They should rename the team to something that doesn’t dog whistle to the racist far right.

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Remember when the pierats led the division at 12-6?

will he pitch anywhere close to 200 IP ever again, /mlbee/?

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>is Chris Sale finished?
>Will the Red Sox finish last this season?

the answer is yes to both

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Yeah he's done

this is non-/mlb/ers

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It’s Kansas City’s claim to fame, sparking fierce debates among locals and attracting foodies from all around the country: Barbecue. Anthony Bourdain dedicated an episode of “No Reservations” to Kansas City BBQ, and even listed Joe’s KC as one of the places to eat before you die.

Central Standard’s food critics sat down to talk about their favorite barbecue classics and unexpected finds.

Mary Bloch, Around the Block:

Plowboys Barbecue—The BBQ Nachos are simple and brilliant. Chips, homemade queso and jalapeños with your choice of meat, drizzled with barbecue sauce. I like mine with pulled pork.
Scott’s Kitchen— While the menu features the traditional brisket, ribs, pork, etc., they also use those same meats in burritos, bowls and tacos. Add in black beans, rice, romaine, cheese and salsa. At breakfast, they serve the bowls and tacos with eggs and potatoes.
Q39 —I love the burnt end burger, a ground brisket burger with burnt ends and pickle slaw on top. The difference in textures comes through in every bite.
Fiorella’s Jack’s Stack Barbecue— Get the Crown Prime Beef Rib. I’m one of those people who loves to gnaw on bones, and I always try to get a bone when I have prime rib. These ribs are the same, only smoked. Great meat on the bone.
kobi-Q— Traditional Korean barbecue beef marinated in a onions and garlic marinade, served with rice, kimchee and lettuce wraps. Get your choice of ribeye bulgogi or LA galbi Short Ribs.
Woodyard Bar-B-Que— Burnt end chili. Think beef chili, only with chunks of meaty burnt ends.
Rye— Brisket burnt end hash comes with spicy tomato sauce, potatoes, red pepper and eggs. Love the spicy tomato sauce with the meat and eggs.

EJ’s Urban Eatery — Home of the "meat and three." The espresso-rubbed brisket is excellent with that white BBQ sauce. And Tuesday is burnt end day. (But sometimes, I’ve wandered in on a Sunday and discovered them on the menu.)
Burnt End BBQ — Located in an awkward parking lot at Metcalf and 119th street, Burnt End BBQ recently updated the menu. They have platters, burgers, BBQ bowls, smoked wings and daily specials. Great brisket, burnt ends, smoked turkey, sides and onion straws with about six BBQ sauces to choose from.
McGonigle’s Market — Right now, the BBQ trailer parked outside of this grocery store is my current love. From April to October, you will find a white trailer outside the grocery store. You go inside to place your order, take your receipt to the window and wait patiently. The best deal is the daily specials. My favorites are the pulled pork sandwich on Wednesday for $4.99; the burnt end sandwich for $6.99 on Thursday, Friday and Saturday; and the half smoked chicken on Friday for $3.99. But you MUST order the onion strings! Thinly sliced and seasoned onions are fried and served in a huge to go container with enough for 4 people — just $2.49.
Brobecks Barbecue — Located on Indian Creek Parkway, Brobeck’s uses a dry rub and features a selection of different sauces. One of the favorite menu items is the smoked ham salad. The flavor is salty and smoky. It is served with packaged saltine crackers or house chips seasoned with rub blend.
Blind Box BBQ — Great brisket, burnt ends and barbecue street corn aka elotes. The members of Kansas City Eats LOVE the BBQ nachos and Sunday brunch.
Big T’s — Big T’s holds a special place in my heart because all of his life, my father was an Arthur Bryant’s fan. After I introduced him to Big T’s, it became his second favorite. And that’s saying a lot because he was the Barbecue King in our family. He loved the combo plate with beef, ham, ribs, sausage and fries. Great onion rings.

Houston Astros vs Cleveland Indians Gamethread:

Joe’s Kansas City Bar-B-Que — Mission gas station location only! Carolina Pork Sandwich, Z-Man brisket, chicken or portobello versions are all amazing. Or try the Rocket Pig, their new sandwich that has Joe's pulled pork tossed in a sweet-hot competition BBQ glaze, bacon, pepper jack cheese and a BBQ mayo, topped with fried jalapenos.
Slap’s BBQ — Located in Kansas City, Kansas, I like the Cattleman's Plate that comes with a healthy portion of brisket, burnt ends and beef polish sausage, served with two sides, bread, sauce and pickles. When they sell out, they are done for the day!
Fiorella’s Jack Stack Barbecue — Freight House location if I am feeling fancy, but I think the food is better at Martin City, call me crazy! Bring someone to share the Round Up (otherwise known as ‘cue for two) which includes sliced beef and ham, pulled pork, pork spare ribs with hickory pit beans, creamy coleslaw and fries.
LC’s Bar-B-Q — I keep it simple here, this is not a large menu or a fancy place. Get the combo sandwich with 2 meats and French fries. I like beef and pork.
The Rub Bar-B-Que — Taking his neighborhood barbecuing skills and his restaurant skills, founder Dan Janssen has created a fine little stop for Kansas City-style barbecue sandwiches, platters and bowls in Olathe. Their combo sandwiches with their pulled pork or burnt ends is my favorite, served with house-made french fries and their original barbecue sauce. His burnt ends were so tender. But, I am getting one of his crazy bowls you can build with Hillbilly Bowl built with sugar-crusted cornbread topped with your choice of meat, BBQ beans and onion straws.

>as a 42 y/o white faggot, i love sucking black cock
baseball twitter is just as fucking cucked

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R.J.’s Bob-Be-Que Shack — They have some very unique items on the menu: jalapeno sausage smoked in a corn husk, a ground brisket burger, barbecue nachos and brisket steak soup. They also have breakfast on Saturdays and Sundays.

We B Smokin’ — You can either fly-in or drive to the Miami County Airport in Paola, KS to find We B Smokin’, and you should because this barbecue is worth the trip. Their We B’ Sticky Ribs are a signature item, sold only in full slabs of baby back ribs. Get your We B’ on a Hoagie roll with your choice of any two beef, pork, ham or turkey, I like beef and pork. Their We B’ Beans are also some of my favorite barbecue beans in town, spicy, smoky and a little sweet. They might be cash only, so bring some to spend.
Tin Kitchen — Smoked over pecan wood for 16 hours, the barbecue at Tin Kitchen is the real deal and many barbecue aficionados confirm that. Now that I know what I am missing, my companion will get either the pulled pork or the brisket platter with 2 sides, (usually 24-hour coleslaw and fries), and I’ll get the green chili burger and we will split the order and share. Best of both worlds.
A Little BBQ Joint — This place gives atmosphere for days. “Start-your-engine” ambiance. Start with bacon chips or barbecue wonton wraps, then get one of their sandwiches. The burnt ends on bun are good, so are the specials of the day. On Tuesday, they have a pulled pork and spicy pork sausage sandwich on a toasted bun with french fries. Fan of ribs? They have baby back ribs on the weekends after 4 p.m. on Fridays. For sides, get the mac n’ cheese or spicy coleslaw.

Porky’s Blazin’ Bar-B-Q — Located in Grain Valley, MO and open Fridays, Saturdays and Sunday, accepting cash or checks only, this little red roadside barn on the side of the road has people recommending it to me again and again on Twitter pouring in from all over to sample their smoked meats. They offer the usual suspects for a “meat on bun” sandwich and no single serving platters. There are three platters, feeding a group of four, eight or 16. No french fries, just coleslaw, beans, potato salad and pasta salad.
Listener recommendations:

Organic Soul KC — This is primarily a catering company that serves vegan food, and they do a fantastic barbecue jackfruit. Even better, they have a really good vegan mac and cheese.
Rosedale Barbecue — Their brisket is sliced very thin. The fries are amazing, they’re not too small, they’re not too big and there’s none left when you’re done eating.
Pepe’s Carnitas — Come here for Mexican barbecue. They have the best barbacoa and they have a fantastic salad made with vinaigrette with cauliflower and a variety of vegetables. They’re only open on the weekends, and if you don’t get there by 2 p.m., you might not get food.
Guy & Mae’s Tavern — It’s a little tavern in Williamsburg, Kansas. They’re putting out really delicious ribs. It comes wrapped in the local newspaper and you can take it out to the park next door or eat it inside.

The White Sox win yet another trade. Undefeated since June 2016.

>be houston
>lose

Jimenez is a bust though

>not even memorial day yet
Fag

Cope

Do you honestly think he will somehow magically work his shit out? He's lost his speed

...with him going on the DL?

There is literally nothing wrong with Tim Anderson's play style. The first two accounts in that image are in the wrong

>he's going on the 10 day IL so he's a bust

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>IL
I will always call it the disabled list and no one can stop me.

Based

It's okay user you will always be on the disabled list.

b...baseball?

stfu

fuck, sorry.

>creds

never heard of em.

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> ubs

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

Fuck you, Cubs win!

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Oh my god finally!!!!

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>During the benches-clearing incident, White Sox shortstop Tim Anderson called Royals pitcher Brad Keller a "weak-ass fucking nigger," sources tell ESPN. Anderson, who was hit by a Keller pitch one at-bat after he hit a home run and flipped his bat, was suspended for one game.

LOL
Is Tim Anderson the new most based blackman in the mlb?

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kek the hard r too

oh youre askin for a spankie

the 70s and 80s players must be laughing their asses off

*spankie*! *spankie* ohhh youre gettin another one!*spankie*!!

Dodgers
We only have one Mexican SP one white Mexican 2B and our only blacks are two island spics as relievers. The rest of the team is all white

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Of course my phone USB port has to die during finals week

Can't imagine someone actually being suspended for this. I do agree with throwing at him tho.

it was legit a "hard R" which is what makes it too fucking funny, and why he not only got ejected but also suspended a game

he bat flipped the HBP too, i used to be anti bat-flip but i just really don't give a fuck

cute!

HEY CHICAGO WHATTYA SAY

THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY

Baseball is over too early on Sundays

Is he the best black man in the game ?

thank you chris sale, for reminding everyone that no player is safe from instantly turning into a total waste

WINDIANS

you're correct, and i think MLB could address some of its youth problem with an uncensored streaming product that aired two games simultaneously on sunday nights with hot player mics

JUST

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Where are the mariner fans?

Crying in their pokemon pillows

That's not a bad idea

Getting blown-out by the rags, two days in a row, will do that.

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tigers unironically
based dubs

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If David Ortiz was a fish, he’d be big crappie

Bow down, mortals.

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added to my backlog

All fish have wet backs

backlog'd

it's peanut butter backlog peanut butter backlog time!

what a chad

Astros tbqh

Hitler dubs confirm

Yea Forumsstros!

if mike trout was a fish, he’d be mike barracuda
if tim salmon was a fish, he’d be tim largemouth bass
if catfish hunter was a fish, he’d be jack mackerel

let's get this going /mlb/
I'll start:

oh he owns ya
n he pwns ya

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for me, it’s dick cox

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>Loses to the Cubs

all the fat ladies love candy cummings

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oh seeth

for me, it’s nig cuppy

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You're lucky Tatis died today or he woulda pwn'd ya

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I find it soothing that you can't beat the Cubs

oh you can seeth now

Johnny Kucks is my dude

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Is this you?

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stupid phoneposter

for you user ;)

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stupid homosexual

oh seeth

Are you mad you'll never make a girl smile and be happy?

ayyy cabrón una cabaeza mas caliente

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I'm satisfied with cumming in your dads ass if that makes you feel better. Virgin.

you have to go back

boom-boom beck up the plate

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!!!this is ____!!!!

*sweeps you*

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Butthurt detected

This. Your dad's butt was hurt after I penetrated it repeatedly.

more like frenchy boredofgays

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stop this! it's crazy

>Bellichad triggering all these central fags

>never played for the expos

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pls die

>The top prospect the Who traded for died yesterday
>Tatis died today
Which prospect dies tomorrow?

>t. afraid of a good muff

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oh you can die now asshole

>all these yo-yos in this thread

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whole lotta giddy-up buttercups round here!

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Pirates vs Dodger
57 / 17 / 9

Cubs vs Diamondbacks
371 / 110 / 34

my nigga

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my wife’s son really idolizes this guy

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I got a feeling a certain Autistro is trying to get this thread to 500 so he can make a new thread.
People should know when they're conquered

this guy sure is mad!

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you just know this guy came home from work early one time

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just clam donw!

>Before Sunday's game against Arizona, a group of veteran players convinced him to start David Bote after he hit two home runs the night before.

>The player he replaced in the lineup, Ben Zobrist, ended up having the biggest hit of the game. Caught the final out at the warning track, too.

Find me another team where a veteran who was already fighting for playing time would not only sacrifice his start for a hot younger player but be the one to persuade the manager to do it.
#EverybodyIn

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>actually impotent

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>it took 15 innings to beat a team that traded away their best players
Cusbs

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Mad at dah Cubs

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Based lucky 7 trips

also
>scuba kek

>competent pitching ties him up in knots

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Still waiting on you to deliver

For me, it’s dick pole

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he’s a real toots

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fuck you

retard

>Cardinals top pitching prospect Alex Reyes breaks finger by punching wall after start
LOL Methinals

can't believe Iron Man dies btw go warriors

>2019
>watching superhero movies

>92405859
>making presumptions about anonymous posters

sorry I didnt know

Giants are more likely to win this year then the dodgers

i'm imagining a twitch with an extra salty former player doing color and letting the field mics breathe big time

At least he had the foresight to use his left hand.

>This the Brewers only highlight of the game
mlb.com/video/must-c-brew-finds-brewer

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The best part was Cain throwing a bitch fit and demanding fan interference.

O my Gallo
Forgive us our sins
Save us from the fires of Oakland
And lead all souls to baseball heaven
Especially those in most need of thy dong

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>mfw started gallie posting
>mfw never even gallie posted after that
:D

Mmmmmm.... game's full o a bunch of sissies nowadays... krissy yelich...coqueen bellinger... snookie bets...michelle trout...gimme some real thumpers... an old school bopper.... one that aint afraid to swing big durin the game and give it his all durin the post game 'cue... Mmmmm... only one player in the game like that... I'd buy him a beer if he were ever in town... Mmm.. Gallo's his name... a man that knows how to eat n how to bop... MMmmmmmm

I started gallie posting

who?

Which players would you like to fuck and why? Vladdy?

Is it spamming time?

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Mmmm.. gimme the days wehere men were men... when men aint do no gay shit like this ... when men weren't afraid ta apologize...back when men were humble... back when we thought we had the world in our hands when we could tune the ole radio to a ballgame....yes....Mmmmm...barb you never disappoint...lovely as the first day I met 'er...Mmm

No i'm the real Gallie poster

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real 100% authentic gallie postie here (notice I used postie)

pwnd!

:D

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spankie!

Wut

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omigosh :DDDDDDD

hey houspie I have no plans on making the next jennie so get on with it you fat fuck... fat motherfucker better hurry up before your hot pockets finish in the microwave you insufferable cunt

how do i breach the field of play in oakland

Uhm... #blessed centralbro passing through..!
I might make the next genny... *shuffles shoegazed feet* uhm... well, I'll try my best!

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what do you mean

git gud
I believe in you.

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based centralbro saving us from the houspie menace

Not so fast faggot.
/mlb/ now, /mlb/ tomorrow, /mlb/ forever!

i'm gonna be in the scout section, is there a direct route to home plate

yeah dude just become a shitty hitter the A's will pay you in no time

Are you going streaking based centralbro?

How do you give up 29 runs in two games

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lmao

i mean i can, the bay area fucking sucks so it would be a point of pride to get arrested there

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>88
>doyers
kek

The one and only good thing about wireless charging ability: If your USB port breaks, you're not fully screwed.

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i need to shit too... oh the conicneces are stacking up

based central bro....based

beisbol

>it would be a point of pride to get arrested there
Tryna get the poz D in lockdown, eh. I'm disgusted but I can't say I won't respect your life choices.

And for the last time you better quit your noisemakin' ya heard?

Someone sthik this guy where the sun don't shine

bury this nigga

Making a thread in 10-15 posts.

the only sex i've ever had in california was with a miserable overalls-laden pigtail-wearing hipster broad so you aint gotta respect shit. i paid $30 for breakfast that morning...for myself

I have a confession to make. I'm a virgin

Uhn... haa... I really want to make the thread. I NEVER make the thread... but I want to do it tonight!
Please forgive me that it's early.. oh, I have an itch!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to, that is.....

do your thang based centralbro...

based centries

The real thread starts at 500+ replies. Ignore this thread.

Way to early.
Also bellingod is superior

Sorry I didn't know

houspie sited!

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Trips of truth!

Someone get the REAL thread ready!

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Uwaa~!

sorry I had no idea you didn't know

Don't worry, I wasn't really going to respect you

You're supposed to finish posting in this thread before going to a new one dummies.

I'm on it

same ;)

500 posts

Was she cute

someone bury this fool
real aborad

/mlb/ takeover!

OH SHIT, it is Houspie with a Trojan Horse thread

vaguely. she offered up the whole buffet, so

nah that thread's clearly based and #blessed roylies bro... fuck off gatekeeping faggot

Some one make the REAL thread

>Losing to the rags
>That badly


Fucking frauds

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