CAR @ NYI gamethread #2

just fucking score

Las vegas go avs!

years ago i used to bang a chick from Selden

Philosophy major with a minor in classical studies checking in

Canes it is

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BC reporting in

Hewlett

from the long part

this looks like an all star game tbqhwym8s

seaford

was nyi pretty bad couple of years back

>inb4 last-second game-winner

Ronkompton

This goalie showdown is great. Two reclamation projects stealing the show

(((West Hempstead)))

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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are these goalies really this good or are they both just having good games

Tampon Gay

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/chlo/

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for me, it's calling post whistle scrums "extra-curricular activity

rip 600 syrup dollars

Brooklyn

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>gibson

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i have a question
how can there be >5 minutes of powerplay time in this game with anything less than 4 goals scored? i've been told this is impossible.

konna stirring the pot

>new york quarrelers

>Komarov going after teuvo
Leksa pls, no finn on finn violence

looking forward to the game of the night lads

>Islanders player gets a storm surge of COCK in this epic gang rape (HD) (2019)

Lehner is good. Pengoons only put 1 past him 3 games in a row and 6 total goals for the whole series

>looking for a dance partner

PUT THE BISCUIT

IN THE BASKET

I hear the heroin is nice this time of year

Beware my foolish heart

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...

Die tripfag

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>le fridge girl

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>inb4 this goes to OT or multiple
>inb4 the late game is a BTFO early edition

one, just one fAckin goal

okay that was fucking funny

damn. should i stick some cash on the isles?

gf said she would fuck the dude who plays captain america if she met him wtf

GAAAAAAAAARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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NO GOAL

Holy shit what else can happen now

there is literally never going to be a goal in this game

LMFAOOOOO

OOF

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PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Very intelligent fans in long island

NOT SO FAST ISLELS

>no goal
>again

this fucking game man

oh come on that's a goal

More blue balls

lol dumb isles fans can't even tell the puck wasn't in the net
What a horrible fanbase

OF ALL THE FUCKING PLACES YOU HIT THE PLASTIC

based
retards

lmao wtf

good lord the itchy trigger finger on the goal horn guy

LMAO

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Fucking stupid god DANM IT ARGHHH

If this post ends in an even number, Canes score first. Odd number, Isles score first.

at least give them half a goal

>2 premature blown goal horns tonight
horn guy fired by AM

>goal waved off in like two seconds
Islanders got their one chance to win this in regulation, and they wasted it.

>fans this desperate for a goal
lmao

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I mean I probably would too

Put the biscuit in the plastic

islanders are honorary sunbelt now

>I've never seen that before
>doesn't remember detroit-edmonton in 2006

tell her you'd fuck black panther

so which part of carolina are you guys actually from

Oh no no no

it's aight

queens county

If the game ends with no score, is it like the first time ever? I don't remember any scoreless games. Especially in the playoffs.

there should be hattrick

This is just weird

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BUT IS 0 ODD OR EVEN???????

duh. wouldnt you?

Detroit

Wait that happened in that series?

those were fun threads

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between this and the game 7 the Canes have only gotten 1 goal in almost 2 hours of game time

it goes to a shootout and there are a big two points up for grabs

LMAO NOBODY SCORES
WE ARE HERE FOREVER

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Finland, North Carolina

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They should just celebrate on every shot on goal. Even those are rare in this game.

>this entire game

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North Raleigh.

Nassau County

Neither, nobody scores, and this game continues until the heat death of the universe.

It was close enough they should just count it

Is this game basically a turtle fight?

If numbers, we get 5OT of 0-0.

turku

vancouver

Agreed. The stadium doesnt seem well optimized.

Their barn probably has more canes fans

kentucky but I got family in winston salem

watching a game in the hotel while visiting them is what got me into hockey

This is trap hockey at its finest. NJ would be proud

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

u also have insomnia finnbro ?

CAR - NYI turned out to be a goaltender duel.....and that's a GOOD thing

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>yfw mexican valet is disgusted by dat ass

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do people care about the hurricanes over there or is it just panthers

the one with the sun

It's not that no one's sitting there, there aren't any seats there.
The lower bowl is meant for the size of a basketball court, so they have to fold in the seats at that end to make room for the rink.

i'm not gay but that dudes handsome as fuck, can't blame her. wish i looked like that

the puck slid in under the side of the net and they took 10 minutes to figure it out

Started watching with 10 min left this period...has the entire game been like this?

Important poll, plz vote

strawpoll.me/17893991

last digit is # of overtimes tonight boys

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I really don't like this arena

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yeah its a real chess match babe

Indeed

>tfw captcha almost makes you want to buy a 4chin pass

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Not bad

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Harnett County reportin'

This arena is horrible lol

There's seats facing the rink at a fucking 45 degree angle, not to mention I can't help but notice how low the camera is aimed. The jumbotron thing must be low as well and probably blocks the view up top.

Huntersville, just north of Charlotte and south of Lake Norman.

>just one
azzhole

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canes win in 2OT if repeating digits.

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Wow

There's two fours in a row but what does it mean

Boston Garden doubles as a basketball court for the Celtics and they don't have this problem.

isles win in 4OT if repeating digits

>clearly ww2
>gooks

Based retard Hamilton almost throwing the fucking game.

Focus on them gooks, Jim..

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It means 6 OT, since repeating digits don't count unless they're at the end

based autist

Quality meme

>flip puck into bench
>crowd calls for delay of game penalty
Do isles fans understand hockey at all? I would guess no, based on their typically low attendance normally which suggests these playoff viewers are just meme fans

No, it was really boring the first two periods. Now there is some excitement finally.

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how's the bread, lad?

Sorry to the whoever lost $600 keep your head up

FUCK

New Easter epic?

impressive

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always laugh when players reflexively put their arms up no matter these days what even if it's in the offensive zone

I support this post and theme of Meme

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music is too loud in this "arena"

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>nirvana
lol gotta please the boomers

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no stinky rags craps or laffs fans allowed in this thread

5 more periods like this, lads hahahahahahahha

we ogretime naow

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Why would the crowd enjoy a penalty such as delay of game anyway?
Knocking a puck out of play can happen so easily by accident.

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Looks like we have a good old Mexican standoff

Overtime
Great

Longest playoff game in history incoming.

15 minutes lads
fucking kek

>0-0 overtime
ha ha ha OH BOY

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Because it wasn't designed by retards.

some retards at the storage haven't ordered some powder for the dough so our line fucked up about 1000-1500 loaves of bread today

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Good game so far

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>one son is bald
>other has glasses
>dad has nether

There is another different game on in 17 minutes.

I'm proud to be here at /hoc/, with you fine young fellas

bantering up a storm going 0-0 into the cold expanse of OT
>Weew!!

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I already blew my load in the 2nd intermission.
Guess we're watching boreball.

>some powder for the dough
flour?

>clearly ww2
Not necessarily.
My grandfather was a BAR gunner in Korea.

Los Angeles

This game is decently kino so far desu

nah, some other shit, doughmaker tried to explain it to me what it is but i dunno i'm a baker doughmakers are nerds lol

those trees in the background do not look korean in the slightest, yet they look exactly like the kind of trees you would see on a pacific island. my point stands

please make every game this series 2OT goalie fights

wow latvia with a massive slam on doughmakers, doughmakers on suicide watch

Apex

stay scared m8

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>chad bakers vs virgin dough makers

dubs and the OT last a few seconds/minutes

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this

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>PassItOn.org telling me to take in refugees over an Imagine Dragons song
absolutely, positively, SUPREME YIKES from me

just took a preovertime stinky laffs. had to flush three times and there are some tavares-marks left over in the bowl.

they only way it will last seconds if everyone itt commits suicide

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isn`t that a videogame

Based.
Used to travel there for tournaments.

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My grandad was also a BAR gunner in Korea.

No, it is the highest point in NC

blast it with piss

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Dubs and Carolina scores an own goal.

>the islanders have won 10 games this season scoring 2 goals or less
>2 of those were against carolina

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quick goal pls I need to wake up early

Who doesn't?

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6 does buttstuff. she's self-conscious and melts if you tell her she's pretty

My grandfather died in Aushwitz

...he fell out of a guard tower shooting at the jews

Is there literally any chance that we won’t have a teds-relocanes ecf?

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there's another game on francisco

The peak of good living

cringe
have sex

>the deck of Fate, she never lies
it's clearly in the Cards

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This game is low-scoring. Two or even one goal might be enough to win it lads, what do you think?

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dubs n mrazek scores GWG

Classic.

trips confirm

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Remember the 9 trillion

If I get dubs everybody here signs up to die for Israel.

I have never seen so many butterfaces in one photo before.

probably premium fresh. tl;dr extends shelf life of the dough

t. work at a family ran bakery and make donuts for a living

the teds will btfo whichever one of these teams advance

boston vs canes

Islanders should punt more, and the canes should steal 3rd

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WHO SHALL BE THE HERO

i can't, i'm allergic

islanders fan in camp Lejeune. shit fucking sucks

Drink bottled water.

but are you a baker or a doughmaker?
v. important question

how do we increase scoring in the playoffs? this is not going to bring in new viewers

>it is the highest point in NC
Maybe Apex was the highest point in the colony before >we got to the Appalachians, but the highest point in the state is Mount Mitchell.

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PUT THE BISCUIT

-----------> IN THE BASKET

maybe have all the >good teams not be complete shit that gets horrifically exposed

more 5 minute major penalties

I do lmao, fuck thaaaat.

No, it's the highest point on the railroad for a long distance.

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both, when I say family-ran I mean there's literally only like five of us

Based Kuhntwaffle

rare synthesis, perhaps latvia can weigh in on what this means

Inb4 rainjizz score

Switching to the sharks avs game. Who's coming with me.

multipuck

Is the lighting oversaturated or am I just imagining things

Oh, okay.

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HONK

HONK

HONK

>both players are like aww shit wait we gotta put this goal back here man help me out grab the other side

hearty kek

which Canadian team of the NHL is the ideal for someone who wants to be a fan of a losing team, without any Stanley Cup, pathetic, Team with poor fanbase, irrelevant and Team that is the Canadian embarrassment of the hockey

What is your best/favorite baked good?

>gary decides to just make every game overtime

>is there something wrong with this arena when trying to use it for hockey or
Stop right there.

turn your screen off

cringe

already there lad

D I E

Ottawa

LETS GO CAPS

Definitely Toronto

Any team not placed here

toss a dart, flip a coin, same ol crap

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everything about this arena is shite

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holy fucking shit staal what a finish

INCELANDERS BTFO

I will be able to build so many synagogues in Florida and Arizona with this ad revenue

t. Garrett Bettman

PRAISE NURGLE!

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

Canes win!

W
O
W

>ISLELS

INCELS BTFO

HAVE SEX

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

SCAAAAAAAAAARRR

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SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

CANES WIN

LMAO

SCCCCAAAAARRRRRR FUCK GREASY ISLELS FANS

THANK GOD

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CAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOLINAAAAAAAAA WINNS

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

kinda slow from lehner

GARY WILLS IT

ok!
*has sex with you*

lel BTFO by Staal

FUCK

SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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FUCK THE ISLELS

Fuck me. GG what a stupid way to start this series,

IT WAS 0-0

caniacs are winning the stanleyb owl, aren't they?

>that guy flipping off the celebrating Canes

Oh, you're a poor sport.

SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Hooray

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HE SCARS!

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Guess the Hurricanes just
*puts on glasses*
made landfall.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

S C A R
C
A
R

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Same kind of a lucky goal. Only this one actually counted

God I love redheads

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imagine being an islanders fan and paying hundreds of dollars for a seat to this game

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heh

I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK

>tfw only three losses left until you have to go back to the mets

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Fuck me sideways

isles looked gassed in that last sequence

gg, Islesfriends
Damn good game.

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>

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I watched this entire game only to shut it off 30 seconds before the game ending and only goal.

>mrazek has 5 playoff shutouts in 9 wins

And why would the Ottawa Senators be my ideal Canadian team in the NHL?

Toronto does not count

A REAL game starts in a few

mats sundin really let himself go

I can't believe the canes are actually winning playoff games. What kind of timeline is this?

Gay

>sitting next to this unit
imagine the smell

they simply want it more

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goddamn lehner looked lazy as fuck on that goal.

Reminder that 3 of their previous 4 playoff appearances were eastern conference finals, Stanley cup finals and Stanley cup champions

Can someone send a clip of that stupid fucking goal

One game, but fuck that was a tight game. Gz canes. May we have a better game this sunday

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What fags

>side angle
twitter.com/NHLCanes/status/1121959043642339334
>rear angle
twitter.com/brett_finger/status/1121958423942320129

Babylon

There's a difference between being a butterface, and being coyote ugly. Maybe you should learn the difference.