Pogba spends 64% of his time walking

>Pogba spends 64% of his time walking
Mouyes was right....

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so why did he sign him?

The fuck is "other"?

dabbing

dabbing

>0% of time standing still
He just doesn't stop working

>Complains about handegg
Lmao this is a midfield player too

>implying that's not what the 4% is

4% of 322km = 13km of "other"

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>stats for distance covered
>standing still

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I wonder what a hard working player like De Bruyne scores.

Laughed harder than I'd like to admit.

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So Pogba is another Ozil?

>messi walks around 99% of the match
>no one complains
>pogba does it
>omg he's so lazy
Literally racism.

>4% of 322 km
>he spent 13 km standing still

Hmm

messi isnt 6th in the english farmers league

based

Swinging

So, if I’m reading this right, out of 79 CMs he’s the one who walks the most?

Happens when you play in a big team. Chasing the ball around is for shitters like Huddersfield.

>Le lose the midfield battle against Everton team
>big team

yikes

How does he cover the 16th most distance

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with walking apparently

rolling, crawling I guess

walking

kek

thats a lot of rolling on the grass

Pogba for Deathmarch 2020

Long strides aimlessly wondering around the pitch not being involved in play of any sort

penalty run ups

rolling about on the floor and getting piggybacked by teammates

i dont believe humans have that many gaits. this stats are bullshit.

Dancing

You have no penis

He walks quickly.

t.fergie

nigging about

Messi spends 85% of the game walking

Messi is not a midfielder. Messi backs it up with attacking prowess. Also he isn't playing like shit against farmers.

displacing his body by bending the space-time continuum with sheer will power

>Messi is not a midfielder
Really? But Messoy fanboys keep telling me he is a midfielder.

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nice "argument"

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based

are these stats available for any player? or are they a big secret that you have to pay for

to celebrate his jogs

Yeah. We need more stats

being shit

nah itd be more than 4 percent

>best player in the world vs player who got his manager fired, is looking to do the same thing again and still won't perform

would love to see a split between games under mou, OGS in form team and OGS out of form.
Most players will run more when struggling but I bet the opposite is true for Poobag.

standing, sitting, celebrating. God don't you retards into critical thinking

>13km covered by standing and sitting
you fat idiots are beyond parody now

underrated

he's tall so walking is the equivalent of jogging for manlet midfielders desu

>all the percentages say “% of time”
>hurr durr if he spends 4% of his time standing he must have moved 4% of his distance standing.
Absolute retards

>Jogba

trips confirm
>Jogba

trips and shirt number confirm
>Jogba

margin of error

I'm gonna say it
He's a lazy NIGGER

Germans are like that yeah

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stoppage of play for all of those except maybe standing