Oakland Athletics @ Toronto Blue Jays
>I guess it has to be Vladimir Guerrero Jr. edition
>pregame show is only VGJ
OAK vs TOR
I hate the media
Let's go Oakland
BLOW GAYS KEK BLOW GAYS
I have Mike Fiers on my fantasy team, so I guess I win (a bit) even if we lose
yup
He's not starting today
thanks for nothing, sportsnet
Beat the A'ss
here's hoping
I'M GONNA SAY IT
>the thing that I really want to see is a walkoff homerun by Rowdy followed by Hazel Mae getting the Gatorade soaking that she deserves
Ass fatter than Vlad's
there is no such ass
inb4 everyone bunts to third
My cubbies would booty blast both these teams
maybe we'll meet up in October
WTF you doing billy?
GAME ON
Heh, you're ok
stick with white girls
>le famous dad offensive prodigy lad
awww
BIG FAT DINGER
I don't know if that was Fiers shitting the bed or Sogard trying to protect his shit, but tyvm
Shame Pat isn't here for Vlads debut
Surprised more people aren't here. Thought everyone was waiting to see Vlad.
damn hazel got btfo
11 posters in the thread is about 10 more than usual
I'm only here for vlad
Hahaha at least you keep making them
>Vlad strikes out
>media makes news out of it more than necessary
shit ump
bust
B U S T
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>Career .000 hitter
B U S T
BUST
jokes on you, it's a ground out
Shades of Crush Davis
WE RUINED HIM NOOOOOO
Did that fat fuck Morales lose some weight or something?
Blue Jays bro has a full house itt tonight. You should at least offer us drinks or something.
the empanadas aren't as good in california somehow
Oh no lads, they Travis Snider'd him by calling him up to early
dude if you are ever in ottawa we can catch a game at a bar or something
vlad guerrero jr? more like jimmy diarrhea jr
Will remember that. Please bring those girls with you.
we still have rowdy
Sup fags, my doyers would booty blast both these teams
j'espère que ton francais est bon
my jays? back to back world series wins. your doyers? back to back world series losses.
stro-goat
It's non existent despite living on the border
stroman is on fire tonight
>brings up events from 30 years ago
>is bellow .500
*crack*
*sip*
Remember 1994?
nah, my Winnipeg Goldeyes would thoroughly booty blast the doyers
Yay, 1st base.
The Marlins or the A's will be in Montreal soon
Does cucknada still have minor league teams?
hard no
why not rasy? they're already in the ALE so its a natural rivalry.
do people in cucknada care about baseball?
I wonder what Eric Sogard's favorite anime is
I hope it's the Marlins, I'd like more national league games on tv
I think Vancouver has a short season a ball team, Winnipeg has the Goldeyes which is American association, and there's three can am teams.
Not many, primarily boomers, Winnipeg has a fair amount of fans because of their team.
only if it is bandwagon season, there are not a lot of fans that stick around without potential for championship run (today is an obvious anomaly)
G L A S S E S
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>Vladdy does something!!
thicc 5-3
tfw lead the league in attendance despite a WS win drought
G L A S S E S
has guerrero done something yet
O O F
Nice catch though
good build up
horrible inning
Would've chucked a beer at that fruitcake LF if I were there to be honest lads
Don't ruin your life, user.
Almost
Stupid fuckin Chokeland Gays ruining Vlad's big double.
Based, you would've fit in well during the black-jays years
More impressed with Stroman than Vlad
>tfw when it doesn't have the billie dee williams mustache of Colt 45 working everytime
That looks nothing like Stroman lol
At least it's not a funko pop.
DFA this fatass already
>0-3
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A THICC BUST
>this video hype garbage
this definitely positively won't at all ever backfire in any way
fiers isnt giving vladdy any cookies in a pitchers duel
Just noticed Memelins Man sitting behind home plate
Who's got the better butt? Anthony Recker or Vlad Jr.?
Are you fucking kidding? Someone needs to glass that guy asap.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I want Vlad Jr. to sit on my face
Sort yourself out
BASED
who?
First baseball game?
This has been a quick ass game so far
This smug bastard
He's EVERYWHERE
this is the only meme man I acknowledge
agh with picture
Oh Jesus biagini what are you doing
that heater looking flat af
gotta be patient lads
vladdy could have more errors than hits in his first month but whatever
Marlins Man lives a truly sad existence. Behind all the attention whoring and smugness is a sad, lonely man who never made any real connections in his life. Attending baseball games in fluorescent clothing and hiring escorts to sit next to him is his sad way of filling the void. You just know he's completely dead inside. No one with friends, family, or anything better to do with their time would waste their days traveling around the world just to appear on nationally televised sports games for a few minutes. I hope he finds the help he needs.
>it's another bullpen collapse episode
I'm right and you know it.
>marlins man posts on Yea Forums
>>marlins man posts on Yea Forums
Wouldn't be surprised desu, he seems like the lonely sort of character that tends to frequent our mongolian basket weaving discussion forum
You're probably right, I just like posting that image
Based bullpen setting us up for the Vlad Jr. walk off bomb
>the vladdy dinger walkoff
scripted
Biagino you did it again
Ump has been calling the outside fastball all night desu
Look at that thick boy run
Montoyo with the small ball. I like it.
Well, that's alright.
>no walk off ding dong
bust
Damn tough break for Teo
DINGER
WOOOOOOOO!!!
HAZEL GON GET IT
OH NO NO NO
DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES
Jasy win
Drury doesn't even get the interview
What a fun way to win! Congrats blue jays
Solid game, 7/10
GG Oakland
feelsbadman
START OF A NEW ERA THIS IS DRURY'S TEAM NOW
Vladito did well tho I'm glad
Cucking Drury out of the interview now kek
I am really happy for Drury, I like the guy wish he could produce better at bats a bit more often but unfortunately if he doesn't get better I don't think he is going to last till the end of the year.
RIP Kawasaki Munenori
NOOOO IT WAS VLADDYS TURN
Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened -Based Muni 2015
see you tomorrow A's thanks for playing with us :3
So what transpired during the off season that resulted in Sportsnet getting Dan "generic baseball Jew #2" Shulman