OAK vs TOR

Oakland Athletics @ Toronto Blue Jays
>I guess it has to be Vladimir Guerrero Jr. edition
>pregame show is only VGJ

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I hate the media

Let's go Oakland

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BLOW GAYS KEK BLOW GAYS

I have Mike Fiers on my fantasy team, so I guess I win (a bit) even if we lose
yup

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He's not starting today

thanks for nothing, sportsnet

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Beat the A'ss

here's hoping

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I'M GONNA SAY IT
>the thing that I really want to see is a walkoff homerun by Rowdy followed by Hazel Mae getting the Gatorade soaking that she deserves

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Ass fatter than Vlad's

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there is no such ass

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inb4 everyone bunts to third

My cubbies would booty blast both these teams

maybe we'll meet up in October

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WTF you doing billy?

GAME ON

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Heh, you're ok

stick with white girls

>le famous dad offensive prodigy lad

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awww

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BIG FAT DINGER

I don't know if that was Fiers shitting the bed or Sogard trying to protect his shit, but tyvm

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Shame Pat isn't here for Vlads debut

Surprised more people aren't here. Thought everyone was waiting to see Vlad.

damn hazel got btfo

11 posters in the thread is about 10 more than usual

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I'm only here for vlad

Hahaha at least you keep making them

>Vlad strikes out
>media makes news out of it more than necessary

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shit ump

bust

B U S T
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>Career .000 hitter
B U S T

BUST

jokes on you, it's a ground out

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Shades of Crush Davis

WE RUINED HIM NOOOOOO

Did that fat fuck Morales lose some weight or something?

Blue Jays bro has a full house itt tonight. You should at least offer us drinks or something.

the empanadas aren't as good in california somehow

Oh no lads, they Travis Snider'd him by calling him up to early

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dude if you are ever in ottawa we can catch a game at a bar or something

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vlad guerrero jr? more like jimmy diarrhea jr

Will remember that. Please bring those girls with you.

we still have rowdy

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Sup fags, my doyers would booty blast both these teams

j'espère que ton francais est bon

my jays? back to back world series wins. your doyers? back to back world series losses.

stro-goat

It's non existent despite living on the border

stroman is on fire tonight

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>brings up events from 30 years ago
>is bellow .500

*crack*

*sip*

Remember 1994?

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nah, my Winnipeg Goldeyes would thoroughly booty blast the doyers

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Yay, 1st base.

The Marlins or the A's will be in Montreal soon

Does cucknada still have minor league teams?

hard no

why not rasy? they're already in the ALE so its a natural rivalry.

do people in cucknada care about baseball?

I wonder what Eric Sogard's favorite anime is

I hope it's the Marlins, I'd like more national league games on tv

I think Vancouver has a short season a ball team, Winnipeg has the Goldeyes which is American association, and there's three can am teams.

Not many, primarily boomers, Winnipeg has a fair amount of fans because of their team.

only if it is bandwagon season, there are not a lot of fans that stick around without potential for championship run (today is an obvious anomaly)

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G L A S S E S
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>Vladdy does something!!

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thicc 5-3

tfw lead the league in attendance despite a WS win drought

G L A S S E S

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has guerrero done something yet

O O F
Nice catch though

good build up
horrible inning

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Would've chucked a beer at that fruitcake LF if I were there to be honest lads

Don't ruin your life, user.

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Almost

Stupid fuckin Chokeland Gays ruining Vlad's big double.

Based, you would've fit in well during the black-jays years

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More impressed with Stroman than Vlad

>tfw when it doesn't have the billie dee williams mustache of Colt 45 working everytime

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That looks nothing like Stroman lol

At least it's not a funko pop.

DFA this fatass already

>0-3

B
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A THICC BUST

>this video hype garbage

this definitely positively won't at all ever backfire in any way

fiers isnt giving vladdy any cookies in a pitchers duel

Just noticed Memelins Man sitting behind home plate

Who's got the better butt? Anthony Recker or Vlad Jr.?

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Are you fucking kidding? Someone needs to glass that guy asap.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I want Vlad Jr. to sit on my face

Sort yourself out

BASED

who?

First baseball game?

This has been a quick ass game so far

This smug bastard
He's EVERYWHERE

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this is the only meme man I acknowledge

agh with picture

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Oh Jesus biagini what are you doing

that heater looking flat af

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gotta be patient lads

vladdy could have more errors than hits in his first month but whatever

Marlins Man lives a truly sad existence. Behind all the attention whoring and smugness is a sad, lonely man who never made any real connections in his life. Attending baseball games in fluorescent clothing and hiring escorts to sit next to him is his sad way of filling the void. You just know he's completely dead inside. No one with friends, family, or anything better to do with their time would waste their days traveling around the world just to appear on nationally televised sports games for a few minutes. I hope he finds the help he needs.

>it's another bullpen collapse episode

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I'm right and you know it.

>marlins man posts on Yea Forums

>>marlins man posts on Yea Forums
Wouldn't be surprised desu, he seems like the lonely sort of character that tends to frequent our mongolian basket weaving discussion forum

You're probably right, I just like posting that image

Based bullpen setting us up for the Vlad Jr. walk off bomb

>the vladdy dinger walkoff
scripted

Biagino you did it again

Ump has been calling the outside fastball all night desu

Look at that thick boy run

Montoyo with the small ball. I like it.

Well, that's alright.

>no walk off ding dong

bust

Damn tough break for Teo

DINGER
WOOOOOOOO!!!

HAZEL GON GET IT

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OH NO NO NO

DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES

Jasy win

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Drury doesn't even get the interview

What a fun way to win! Congrats blue jays

Solid game, 7/10
GG Oakland

feelsbadman

START OF A NEW ERA THIS IS DRURY'S TEAM NOW

Vladito did well tho I'm glad

Cucking Drury out of the interview now kek

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I am really happy for Drury, I like the guy wish he could produce better at bats a bit more often but unfortunately if he doesn't get better I don't think he is going to last till the end of the year.

RIP Kawasaki Munenori

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NOOOO IT WAS VLADDYS TURN

Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened -Based Muni 2015

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see you tomorrow A's thanks for playing with us :3

So what transpired during the off season that resulted in Sportsnet getting Dan "generic baseball Jew #2" Shulman