/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Seven, Thread #2

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COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS

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Absolutely sodding HEEMED

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I wonder how many Rotherham victims he's unknowingly consumed at this point

PUT UP A REAL GOOD FIGHT

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What's the story with that?

This match is an absolute fucking disgrace

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POT THE REDS THEN SCREW BACK

Makes me kek every time.

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FOR THE YELLOW GREEN BROWN BLUE PINK AND BLACK

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youtube.com/watch?v=DxjUeuB6cLw kino

anyone else rooting for The Amateur just for the epic seething?

I have no idea, who knows why the spaceman does anything he does

>not enjoying james 'rosy red cheeks' cahill's nawty snooker

NOW OLD WILLIE THORNE, HIS HAIRS ALL GONE
AND HIS MATES ALL TAKE THE RISE
HIS OPPONENT SAID COVER UP HIS HEAD
COS IT'S SHINING IN MY EYES

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These lads are absolute donkeys. Surely Trump or Ding will absolutely blow the winner away in the next round, even if they're not on top form themselves

>Statement from Mark William's family and agent

twitter.com/markwil147/status/1121860585354821633

FUCK

Can't believe he's gone

>mfw you now remember that chas died last year

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The man's a slob, his lifestyle is catching up with him

Mark Williams can't spell for shit, if you scroll through his tweets it's like he's basically illiterate

Watch as Maguire loses this because he's literally boiling

STEVE LAST YEAR COME VERY NEAR
TO WINNING THE SNOOKER CROWN
BUT HE NEVER GOT TO PUT IT ON HIS GINGER NUT
COS THE BLACK BALL WOULDNT GO DOWN

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I don't remember him having such long whiskers and pointy ears

Snooker Stars has way better physics desu

At least he's mildly intelligible.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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outstanding trips

I'm a Hull lad I fucking love deano, don't disrespect him like this desu

What's his Welsh like?

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>pysgodyn
literally a made up language

Me too lad, I'd advise never meeting him though.

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Brilliant

when's the milk truck arriving?

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Looks like somebody having a stroke

Dean Windass? He must've had a hard time in high school!

>@markwil147 Doctors are confidant it’s not anything to do with my heart. Awaiting more tests at 10 o clock . #cantwaitformebed

absolutely inch perfect

met him twice great lad he is even if he a bit thick

He looks considerably heavier to me

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more like #cantwaittobedead lol amirite folks

oi have some respect that's the world champion

Definitely up near 90kg,

>0 muscle: the man

>using nonsense kilograms

I wouldn't mind putting my white ball against her yellow

>Cwm
How do you pronounce this? Cum?

The only way he's 78 kg at that height is if he's all fat and water with zero muscle.

I do usually use stones for weight but for the sake of the picture I used kilos.

Based password language

Good luck getting Steve out of the way mate

I started using metric weights when my new digital bathroom scales had them on by default

Metric system is superior tbqh

>tfw got bitten by a wasp

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>Metric system is superior tbqh

not in my lifetime son

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It's kind of like "khuum"
I learned how to pronounce it from watching everest documentaries

>password language
kek

>type cwm
>pronounce khuum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Why would you do this and not just type khuum in the first place.

>be so shit that even your opponents get mad and are thrown off their game
has Sweet Cheeks, dare I say it, solved snooker?

Welsh is a mysterious nonsense language, a bit like Polish

>The Finn is talking about ridiculous languages

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When’s Ronnie playing lads?

HAHAHAA MAQUIRE GO HOME

Finnish is an ultra logical language though. It's pronounced as written and has ultralogical grammatical structure with no exceptions.

WALLOP

>Maguire is actually bottling this

>Ronnie is actually bottling this

It's almost as if bunch of autists that hate illogical shit created a language.

TURN IT DOWN PLS

Never seen anyone so lucky as this twat

>turn your earpieces down

Shut the fuck autismo ref

gotta love this amateur

Hearn has really turned up the magnets

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Fun fact, when Paul Hunter thought he was getting cancer treatment, it was actually cherryade and the money was funnelled offshore into an account that paid for magnet r&d, so now plebs are all over the snooker scene upsetting big names and Hearn sits with his finger on the button

This guy looks like he's had his fair share of street brawls

>miscues
>still gets a perfect safety

JUST FUCK OFF YOU LUCKY CUNT

ok Rpmmie losing was funny but I'm getting a bit tired of this Cahill meme now

>WHAA MUH RONNIE

>Cahill flukes his way to championship
>never wins anything ever again
I can already see this happening.

Maguire's sweat is rising as steam

>maguire nearly conceding the frame cos of this lucky cunt

Cannot stand this Cahill bastard but god it makes me laugh when Maguire gets angry

S E V E N
E
V
E
N

Seething Stephen? More like B O I L I N G

Love the seeeth

James "The Amateur" Cahill

Gone out to put on more blusher on those cheeks.

You shouldn’t be making a joke of cancer bro...

Cahill's getting battered by Maguire's mates on his way home tonight

is there 2 more frames now?

maquire gonna fuck this change up because of massive seethness

It's coming home lads

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Where to

INGLUND

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More like seethen maguire

Slovakia pls.

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I want to cuddle that cat and smoosh his chubby cheeks

>bunnym0m
>"hope cahill wins"

Stephen was actually only using 0.0001% of his power in the preceding frames, he's ramping up to 1% and Cahill has had it

>

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waiting for Maguire to miss an easy red for the frame and chin 'Lucky cunt Cahill' infront of the entire crucible crowd

Imagine wanting someone who doesn't even wear a tie while playing snooker to win.

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Co Ty właśnie powiedziałeś mały chujku?

fantastic image

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get that foreign muck off my thread

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>Welsh
>Just fucking add L's m8
>Polish
>Just fucking add Z's m8

good to see trans representation in snooker finally

I'm sorry my Polish friend, the only word in your language that I understand is kurva

hm maquire is unseethed it seems

Quality post

By the way, this is some exquisite form being shown in this frame. I like meme players, but Stag Wire is really showing no mercy here.

>tfw home in time for a little bit of snooker and beer

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Snooker is over Ausbro

The chad brexit Scot vs virgin tired teenager

When’s Ronnie playing lads

youtu.be/t-fcrn1Edik

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See if you can find the highlights and drink your beer with that. Isn't it like 11pm in Austrialand?

still, an impressive performance considering Cahill had reportedly never seen anything spherical and had no concept of basic physics until about 2 weeks ago

Haha that name is quite the mouthful

But we still have beer, and eachother.

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I reckon Maguire would drink pints during games if it was still allowed

still, an impressive performance considering Cahill had only started playing snooker last week and taken his first steps in December

I heard he was born just 3 weeks ago. Outstanding.

lmao that pic is perfect

I mean, I saw Robertson vs Morph so it's not like I missed the good stuff.

Based

wtf is wrong with that mole

What happened to Mark Williams, by the way? You were discussing his health earlier in the thread; is he okay? It occurred to me recently that he is the absolute stereotype of secret struggles with depression, and I expect him to commit suicide. If he dies of natural causes I will be very upset.

Too drunk to dig.

Don't worry, it's just gonna be autoerotic asphyxiation

...

Piwo, prosze

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>go into bar in krakow
>try to order a beer
>get served a neat whiskey

Brit friends, what do you do in this scenario?

Drink it obvs, but politely ask for a couple of beers too.

I got offered plum brandy once by the locals. Ended up absolutely destroying the bars' only toilet with vomit whilst every nerve in my body felt on fire.

Based WARZONE

No idea what "warzone" means, but all the Polish beers have it written on the bottle.

Someone give me a tldr on this shit. How the fuck do you play snooker? The only footage I’ve seen is some shitting their pants at an event and everyone laughed

Haha please share that it sounds like a laugh

>How the fuck do you play snooker?

youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0

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youtu.be/55b3Q_yLTzY

pot the balls mate.
pot a red then another colour, red, colour etc till no reds left, then pot the colours in order yellow to black
different colours = different points.
most points when all balls potted = winner
red 1pt
yellow 2pts
green 3pts
brown 4pts
blue 5pts
pink 6pts
black 7pts

Damn I miss Michaela.

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youtu.be/55b3Q_yLTzY

Such a fucking banger
#choon

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I think it means "brewed"

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it's an absolute anthem

Love me a bit of Chas and Dave.

I have another Polish question: when I walk into a Polish shop in England, run by Polish people and selling Polish things to Polish immigrants...how the fuck do they always instantly know I'm not Polish? I'm white and I've never been there before. Do they have some weird sorcery?

because you look nervous

It's like pool but with maths and the table is the size of aircraft carrier

PERHAPS I OUGHT TO CHALK IT

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Polish people look different. Like you can kinda tell. It's not very accurate, but shop people already know half of the city, and add your clothes, your mannerisms and the fact you're not uttering kurva every 5 seconds and they have a pretty good estimate.

Because you look British and not like some bald slaphead.

My local Polish restaurant is fucking amazing though, Ox tongue and pork shoulder with Tyskie on tap, happy days. They bring out about 50 plates to your table.

When i'm abroad i can recognize a polish person with 90% effectiveness, i think its in clothes and behaviour
Or you just dont say dzień dobry

based and same

Because you don't smell of cabbage?

singing off for the night now lads see you all tomorrow

Goodnight

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ni

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I miss Fu, bros

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I miss Mark Williams. May he rest in peace.

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he'll be back, we just have to believe!

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>scoffs sweets, gets pissed everynight for a year, eats 3 kebabs a week for a year

wonder why he's got health problems

RIP in peace
Never 5get

I believe!

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once saw North Korea Womens U21 play a game on Eurosport

fuck it that's £7 a month well spent

Eurosport, they don't always get football but when they do you can be sure its some underaged lasses

>Creating positive and engaging content for all of us even long after the snooker has ended
Is Austriabro the most based poster anywhere, or only the most based on Yea Forums?

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1121896735654260737
Mark Williams not long for ths world

:3

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>doesn't need a tripcode
>recognizable even when there are other austrians here
>beloved by everyone
>we even feel his love when he's not around, just like hungarybro

10/10 poster desu

>hungarybro
f-senpai

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Question for all the non-British flags ITT
why aren't you on the tour representing your underrepresented nation?

;_;

I'm literally Florian Nüßle

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definitely based

also im down to my last can of Guinness so rip me

>17 years old
mate...

I'd rather have Jan Verhaas representing us, than some shitter called Luca Brelel

Based /147/ Osztrák-Magyar Monarchia

Most based Hapsburg snooker player on the circuit?

Because I suck at snooker. Would probably have better chances at darts.

what's your darts average?

PACK IT IN PLS.

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QUIET DOWN PLEASE

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Snooker is much harder.

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About 50

Yeah, I know.

nice trips mate
I'm about a 45-55 average day to day. Not very consistent

Could you do it on a cold dark night in Sheffield though?

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Fuck Steve, autistic cunt

Is the girl in the back sneezing?

delet.

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>on Yea Forums
>calling someone else autistic

a true banter merchant rip in peace.

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this is 4channel

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it's always Yea Forums to me

Would love Bazza to win the WC.

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He looks 19 stones

no chance
i'm 6'5 21 stone and he is no where near me

hawk a cute.

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t. @HawkStalker

Someone shop JUST hair

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it's already been done

What was Griffiths doing behind that locked door?

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All his haircuts are JUST at some point.

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long hair Ronnie >>>>>>>>>>>>>

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me on the right.

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Ronnies da goin ta chiv ya fer tha laddy

i shat my pants after some heavy drinking. how is snooker

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>Finns

How much you drink lad, thought you lot pounded the vodka?

Friendless newfag here. I've never played a game of snooker but recently started watching and i'd like to learn. What do?

Watch Barry Stark's YT channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=lRD10tybtIY

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not really.

just because its a more simple game with less technique doesn't necessarily make it harder.

Ok ill watch but I more meant irl. Do I just go to a snooker club and start hitting balls until someone challenges me to a game? I literally have no friends to go with who will play with me.

not so mich tpdau bit yestaday a öot

>Because I suck at snooker.
That hasn't stopped Simon Lichtenberg

don't other because the skill level is insanely hard and depressing.

if you weren't playing snooker from the age of like 5, you'll be awful.

play pool instead.

wow you really have no idea how life works, do you?

i'm sure snooker halls have ways for people to socialise.

Walked into him in a pub toilet once

Im ok at pool but snooker seems far more interesting and fun. You are a bully on /int/ and you are a nasty piece of work here so i'll wait for advice from others than you very much.

15 x red balls (each with a value of 1 point)
1 x yellow ball (value of 2 points)
1 x green ball (value of 3 points)
1 x brown ball (value of 4 points)
1 x blue ball (value of 5 points)
1 x pink ball (value of 6 points)
1 x black ball (value of 7 points)

You pot a red ball and then a 'colour', and then when the reds have all gone you pot the six colours in order of value. This is why the maximum break possible is 147, as it would be 15 reds (15 pts) followed by 15 blacks (105 pts) plus the 'colour' balls (27 pts)

If you foul, the opponent gets four points. If you're playing for a blue, pink or black, or hit one of those balls whilst playing for a red, yellow, green or brown, your opponent gets the value of the colour you have missed (so if you're aiming for the blue and totally miss it, your opponent gets five points)

You can't chip the ball

Mummy Hawk stalker

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based explaining patrician's sports to americans poster.

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I can't tell you how perfect this meme is.

Fucking keeled over

why didn't you just walk around him

Happened to me and cost me the equivalent of 2 euro. Based Krakow.

noice

>Williams

Wrong thread you mug