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shall

No fat and smelly anime fags allowed

Cute!

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Which thread is the real one?

This one is on time

nope

Yep

CBJ motherfuckers

why i get connection error every time i attach gif, what kind of caveman board is this

>

Might the gif be over 4MB in size per chance

You guys are just jealous of my pure wife who also loves anime. Did you know she was a virgin before we got married?

is he out boys?

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better question: will he not suck ass in Game 2?

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day-to-day
probably not. either hes been playing injured or getting bodied by muzzin has him really fucking shook

ded thred
did everyone migrate to the early one, or did the weebs just create their own spam thread?

Fairweather fans keep posting in the early thread while large black men ha e sex with their girlfriends

Everyone shall bandwagon Boston as it’s one of Shannon’s teams

What will the shorks even do against the DABalanche?

another blood sacrifice from pavelski

Hope the refs carry them again

Win the series in 6 games.

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they will sweep in 5

what will the Isles even do against the CANES?

Yeah they really gave them game 5 and 6.

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I'm not going to go over this again, but Sharks fans need to recognize that they got probably the biggest gift in over a decade the NHL has given a team in the playoffs.

>in before you respond with seethe memes

>mfw

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>tripfags

Spyro 2 > NHL 19

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>portugal

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>give four (4) goals in five (5) minutes
>MUH REFPUCK
holy fucking kek this will never stop being funny, the butt blasted faggots will never accept that the vegas kants did this to themselves

>video games

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based as fuck swede

thanks fren

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what a gent

>implying number of pongs and bolts 2019 ploff game wins

how're ye now?

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g'd n u

Yeah the knights really gifted them 4 easy goals, pathetic PK

Do Brit bongs actually watch that show?

The only cultural offerings from Canada worth looking into, for the international audiences, are hockey, and niche shows about white-trash (which fall off after a few seasons).

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ahem

Standings

NOW THAT'S A GOOD ONTARIA BOY

Feels bad finnbro
Theres nothing like sitting down watching some hockey with a glass or two of some nice scotch.

I dont think you could create a series that less people care about than isles/canes

>redditkenny

>Who is the ____ of the NHL?
or
>Which team is the ____ of the NHL?

>Hodor
>Jon Snow
>Arya Stark
>Joffrey Baratheon
>Bran Stark
>Samwell Tarley
>Jaqen H'ghar

*blocks your path*

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go knights

>game of normies

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>Gay of Thrones

Alcohol is inflammatory, and should be avoided.

which Canadian team of the NHL is the ideal for someone who wants to be a fan of a losing team, without any Stanley Cup, pathetic, Team with poor fanbase, irrelevant and Team that is the Canadian embarrassment of the hockey

What a gay question

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Bought a bottle of Plantation Pineapple, quite enjoying it tbf lads

GoT is just guro for normies

>Canadian team
pretty much all of em

Does Ottawa miss this man?

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>spyro 2
>not the original version on ps1

classic swede.

>recycling

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does who miss who?

>using the early thread

even the cheapest scotch is around almost 60 euros per bottle.

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the original spyro doesn't have a hockey minigame

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Isles/Canes is surprisingly enjoyable to watch.

my bad. i'm retarded.

>not using EST

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why is it so difficult to have a game 7 mentality in game 1?

Remember that ATV offroad fury game that had a hockey minigame? That was the best 2v2 hockey video game I've ever played.

Whoa Pacific time is weird

>12pm and 5pm starts

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just takes a bit of sports psychology knowledge user, use that noggin of yours

Have you ever played a team sport in your life?

technically its PDT right now. its only PST in the winter/fall.

ive never really understood the sexy karlsson meme

he just looks like a dude to me

Shant vs using the worst timezone for hockey
I thought so until I moved here. Games on from 12-10 ish for playoffs. If it goes into OT it's still over by midnight at the latest
Interesting will make the change

I never played ATVORF, my childhood console gaming palette was Crash, Spyro, baseball and Gran Turismo

You need to have your eyes checked, my friend.

t. faggot

>can't listen to the Checkers game on the radio because I'm watching the 'Canes game instead
grim and melancholypilled

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>tfw everyone here is my fren

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Based and frenpilled

go wolves

is smetch back yet?

t.homosexual

Fuck you, fuck Lidstrom, fuck Ikea, and fuck Volvo

leggo B's

No, but he was a game-time decision, so I'd expect him back for game 2.

i could easily have the urgency of game 7 with me omg i could have been a star player in the nhl
yes ofcourse and i was always the best

>fuck Lidstrom
Fuck you

You don't mean that

Yeah, Fuck him

No, I just wanted a (You) and possibly a angry response.

For me it's ignoring this shit series and rewatching Curb

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But what you need is a fren, and that's me :)

I guess you got what you wanted.

grim

>watching Edgy Seinfeld

just showed my dad curb for the first time, he loves it

>Fuck Ikea
Stop, you're going to hurt some feelings.

taking a quick intermission shower lads, brb
reminder, the golden knights should still be in the playoffs

Not with that PK.

arrested development is better

>3-1
>3-0
>4 goals in 5 minutes
kek

"No!"

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yeah nah

>they asked me for 30 thousand brake pads, I said why put the brakes on now

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so when the game was tied 4-4 the refs lost it for them?

it's fucking up boys

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You misunderstand he means he literally wants to have sex with them

Anyone watching the isles/canes game, is it worth watching or is it a snoozefest?

Literally putting me in a coma

what kind of faggot watches some shit over hockey?

nice digits, reminds me of that terrible tragedy

Also the wording is a little different but it is still the correct call
>RULE 59 cross checking
>a match penalty shall be assessed if the referee feels the offender aimed to hurt or injure the opponent.

Crosschecking twice by 2 different players when your up 3-to fucking 0 is nothing short of ill intent and damn near nigger behavior. Pavelski was injured as a result and the knights were correctly penalized.

Big Game James just made it 17 wins in a row, ~$1.5 mil inc. $49,600 today

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Good lad. More people should wear his name

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how is he so good? just really fucking smart?

Part Japanese

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more people will wear it when he is offer sheeted

>reddit development
lmao

>Do I want Trotz to win the cup? Nah. Fuck him

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community is the reddit show

feetbros get in here

how much money does he need to win to evolve into his final form

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that smile....

this is an armpitchad thread

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he needs Trebek's soul to truly and finally evolve

>how i said, it suck.
>how i said, everyone have to be better
>even in fights i have to be better

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Why are they broadcasting from the blue line

Excuse you this is a tummy general

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The worst day in human history.

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i walked through blood and bone in the streets of manhattan, searching for my brother

he was in northern ontario

Just don't give a shit about these two teams. Like seriously. But still watching the game. Cause you know, playoffs. You gotta watch them..

Eww she looks like a 13 year old

t. Closet pedo

this is an ass and thighs thread ONLY

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Just unleashed about 8 pounds of Tavares lads

cute whats her name

big game james is a based golden knights fan
very high iq indeed

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that's acceptable, you've got something for the feetfag too though

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yikes

unrelated to the girl but this board seriously needs support for webms with audio

yeah seriously, we're just gradually finding out which team will be sacrificed to the Bruins in the ECF

I would suck down her curds and gravy if ya catch my drift

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Why do women's underwear never cover the whole ass?

because they don't want panty lines showing on their tight clothes incel

for our viewing pleasure

Emi Matsumoto

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boyshorts are pretty popular and they cover like mens do

Why are pantylines such a big deal?

Some does, but most doesn't because they don't usually have dick/balls so there's no need for their underpants to support anything.

The Bruins will destroy either of them. A sweep incoming. All the real non-meme teams have been eliminated. Silly wildcards don't stand a chance.

I feel like the Bruins might win it all this year and I don't want that.

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how are the bruins not a legit team

what. that's what i said

>All the real non-meme teams have been eliminated

the bruins are still in

the bruins will be swept in 5 by based trotz

>took vacay
>missed crazy back half of first round
was it worth tho

absolutely not, could've taken your vacation any time

i was talking about their competition. should be obvious from the context. i said the bruins will destroy whichever team wins this series. and also i said these wildcard teams are shitty. and the islanders. a shit, too. pretty boring.

learn english

Isles and canes looking like a 7 game series, but I know Mrazek won't last 7 games like this.

Why are people upset at the playoffs being called differently than the regular season?

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true, at least dtmts exists

fuck off, faggot. don;t ever reply to me.

>more posters during postseason
>some people start complaining about officiating during postseason
Hmm.

>more posts in the postseason
>post season

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because women like to invent issues to judge other women about

Sharks

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are gonna be gassed as fuck lol

He has been pretty elite this playoffs in all honesty, can't see any reason to doubt him just yet
Him going to the Canes may just have been what he needed to excel

Fuck I walked right into that one.

Canucks reluctantly cheering for sharks here

is this boring-ass game going to OT?

shouldn't be in the second round lol

i'm down for some 4ot 1-0 kino

Well shit quads confirm

Laughing SO HARD at a certain SHIT franchise with NO fans playing to so many empty seats for a semifinals playoff game.

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Carolina to tired to score
NYI to rusty to score

name a bigger meme

Teds

ur life

>only 3 playoff teams from last season still in this year

So are the Sharks finally going to win their cup? Personally, I hope the bing bing wahoos beat them and big joe retires in obscurity.

PENULTY
>laffs
>rags
It was 3-0
frogposting
animal posting
clipart animal posting
mad at sandwiches
sunbelt/snowbelt
every other general on Yea Forums

I was at my local secondhand shop earlier today and I was surprised that they had like seven thousand hockey games on PS1/PS2. Mainly because I live in bumfuck nowhere, sunbeltville and the nearest hockey team is like three hours away

Which ones would you fags recommend?

For me, it's beans in chilli.

based seething >rag lad telling it like it is

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Only chilli for chilli dogs doesnt have beans in it

for me, it's American chop suey

Is anime reddit or no?

a grown man posted this creation he made on >my team's subreddit.
oh shit lads, maybe you were right all along, and our fan base is full of faggots and redditors

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reddit anime is reddit but not reddit anime isn't, until it is

Anime is base Yea Forums m8
Only the influx of redditors get mad over it

yes actually it's been proven

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Reddit is Reddit. Anime is anime. Neither belong in /hoc/.

anime is

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

Reddit doesnt but anime belongs everywhere on this website.

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Not unless it's the three or four shows normalfags obsess over, no.

Jojo is debatable but you can universally tell a cringe jojo fan from a based jojo fan in one post.

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Poorfag spic detected. I bet you just love vegetarian chili too, don’t you cuck? Return to Reddit.

Chili is meat, onions, peppers and that’s it. Only Reddit uses beans. Pic related, it’s you cuck

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>our collective tears is flooding montreal

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It just occurred to me that the fucking Hurricanes are the second most recent team to win a cup that are still in the playoffs

...

Quick reminder, Eakin and Stastny should be suspended into next season and the league only apologized becuase Bill Foleys fee fees.

is the 1996 Cup win by the Avs the biggest "fuck you" to a former locale/fanbase in NHL history? iirc it's the only time a NHL team won a Cup in their very first season in a new location

>van riemsdyve
>pavfellski
grim

Good evening, Most-Successful-Canadian-Team-in-The-21st-Century Nation

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that high stick should be 5 minute major
t. Shork fan

...

>PlayoffShorks.gif

Since this has become an anime and chili general for the weekend, I have been watching an episode of Grand Blue each night before bed. It’s pretty funny, if a bit too Japanese. What other funny animes are there in that vein?

Also, I am going to be making a chili with beef, quinoa and lentils tomorrow. Should I add corn or no?

It's an anime and chili general until the draft, since there are literally only SHIT teams left in the playoffs, except for the Bruins (who will cruise to the cup win).

praise skeleton

Vegas Golden Knights? More like VegASS Liquid Poops

>except for the Bruins (who will cruise to the cup win).
Except this isn’t the playoffs it’s the memeoffs, which means the stars will win

Please wait to animepost until after the games are finished, thanks.

>Can't skeleton post until Spooktober
Why live desu

>take a double minor in the playoffs
>let in zero (0) goals
holy shit, islels are elite

Get it?

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wtf you mean the islanders killed the 4 minute PENALTY??? Why couldn't Vegas do that???

no i do not
please explain

>5 seconds into the game before everyone's sat down

defense is a meme
if teams combine for fewer than 10 goals they should both get Ls

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looks like broccoli desu

For me, it's games with less than four combined goals and preferably OT

If they have NHL 2004, get that one.

It's kale. Just engage your autism and look at the stems. They look nothing like broccoli

very SHIT game lads. maybe we memed too hard in the first round after all

A V A L A N C H E

>one of these teams will go to the ECF

yikes

think I saw a 2k4 if that's the same

Bruins vs. Memejackets would have made for a great ECF if it was possible

these shitters remind me so much of that >snes team that memed it's way to the ecf

Don’t nobody go in the bathroom for at least 35, 45 minutes

some of you teds are alright. don't go to TD Garden tomorrow.

Nah, the 2k hockey games weren't that good. It's why they stopped making them. It should have Joe Sakic on the cover and say NHL 2004.

we never got the mommy feet did we

gary must be fuming at this ludicrous display

>this fucking game is going to OT
come the fuck on guys, Mrazek is playing out of his mind and you don't give him any cushion to work with

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we did last night

I miss the old Kanye

youtube.com/watch?v=WIkpuSvgYgw

nearly time for bing shorks (-:

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I thought you were an avs fan britfag

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wrong bong

Different brit user. I'm right here

this is the based nigel
this is the unbased nigel

Grubauer will eat him alive
oh thank god

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For me it's
>sharks bong
Nigel
>Avs bong
William

Too early for gamethread?

Why do the isles still play at Barclays? They should just play at Nassau full time.

Jewish tricks

*spits on the ice*

Been here all year. Never going to switch.

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no

looking good, mate.

based, here's me with my fellow avs bros
>BING BING

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More like too late

Wahoo

reminder that the outcome of the 2018-2019 regular (and soon to be post) season was artificially engineered to reinvigorate failing markets and that the NHL is a meme league

>isles fans celebrating with canes fan
wholesome as fuck

Good game canes. Shame it had to end like that

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it's ogre guize, Canes finally won it

Canes > Pongs

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gg, Islanders.
Very well played.

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Trotz should have challenged that call. The defender pushed the Islander into the goalie.

>it's another episode of HWL
(Hurricanes wins lol)

Yeah, shame it ended like that. But I think they’ll score some more on Sunday

gg Isles

Let's do this again some time. How's Sunday for you?

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>won't hear the canadian anthem once for the rest of the playoffs

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>yfw this series goes to seven games
>each one is a 1-0 game that's only decided after progressively-longer overtimes

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caniac here

Way to steal a 2week old meme bro

Winnipeg sells out.
Toronto sells out.
Calgary sells out.

There is no profit in advancing Canadian teams. The seats will be filled regardless. Are you honestly surprised that the playoffs are populated by failing markets with thousands of empty seats every single game?

I don’t think it’ll be all 0-0 OT games, but let’s hopefully see more offense

Holy shit 39% face off percentage is terrible

Have the FlimFlams taken Mike Smith out back and shot him yet?

smith played great that series

>shorks
>jon1s

Wasn’t his fault the flams couldn’t scar he played fine

golden knight would be up by 1 right now

smith was the only thing keeping that series somewhat close.

Always glad to have you, friend.

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What's your preferred score?

You'd rather a 3-2 OT or an 8-1, I wanna know

AY TONY WHY DA FUCK DIDNT DA ISLANDAS WIN. IM GONNA BEAT THA GABAGOOL OUT OF KAREN WHEN I GET HOME

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Based canes
Now I gotta come up with some crazy thing to do if they win this round. God forbid they actually win the cup.

is that clyde cash

youtube.com/watch?v=FysBFhq2-Mg

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I blame this for the islanders loss

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*punches you in the face*

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Canes look really good desu

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>God forbid they actually win the cup.

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Did the exact thing to Sam at the spike that’s why he hasn’t been posting

>he's not a canes fag or islels fag
>he has to watch at least 3 more games of this SHIT series
thanks gary

Yeah, I’m thinking the Caniacs are back

Everything looks like broccoli from far enough away. That's what string theory is all about.

having a fat smelly ugly wife doesnt count. she may as well be your husband

based boomer pissing on t*ronto streets

cept for fah goat jannies
>banned for spam my cock
go knights

What a classic series. Those teams have met 13 times in the playoffs.

Current score: 7-6 in favor of St Louis.

BASED Gary

I'm thinking this is the Avs vs Sharks thread.

Considering the other has just delved into MUH VEGAS.

islels can't even fill their shitbox arena
>mfw islels are become relocanes

They said it was a sellout you fucking mongrel

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>having anime girls saved to your phone
You were raised by a single mother weren’t you?

hedman should have his norris nomination revoked

>that user who bet $600 on canes winning but it went overtime
Rip in peace.

BASED FUCKING CANES BRINGING GLORY BACK TO SUNBELT HOCKEY

Nope they're even still married today

>sunbelt
>hockey
>glory

Then why are you such a massive disappointment to them? Do you think they wanted their baby boy to be an adult who watches Chinese cartoons?

is carolina southern (confederate chads) or virgin yankee?

are ya dumb?

I'm not they love me. You have way more problems than I do m8

correct

I just got home from work holy FUCK the canes won

My mom said she’s going to divorce my dad if I don’t hit my (You) quota for the day. Only 65 minutes left, can you lads help me out?

You guys are just jealous of my pure wife who also loves anime.. Did you know she was a virgin before we got married?

Dear 92343407,
"No."
Sincerely, Anonymous

>92343407
Fuck your mom
Cuck your dad

Who are you?

@92343407
Let them get divorced so I can fuck your mum

SCAAAAARRR

yeah they did

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Your new dad

Canes and Avs gonna sweep tbqh

This round is still pretty good. There's no upsets left to be had but it has been good hockey.

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>jew pork

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>San Jose can kill a 4 minute double minor
>Vegas lets in 4 goals on a 5 minute major

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based retard

Shut the fuck up

based retard
is this Sammykins?

boiling

I'm at the spike. How are you spending your friday? jerking off in your room?

>had to pay a convenience fee to get tickets to bring my kid to avengers so he isn’t bullied for not seeing it

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Is the food at the Spike any good?

They don’t have onion rings I called and asked

How much did it cost you?

Should have just bullied the kid yourself desu
>pick crosswalks - they’re all crosswalks

W2c isles yarmulke

$3.50 (((fee)))
I actually came inside a girl and created life, avenger movies are the target audience for boys

cope

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I mean beat you kid faggot

Why would I beat my kid? he’s a straight A student and a good athlete and a good Christian lad. I’m white, user.

I mean how much total? Tickets these days are absolutely ridiculous where I live.

watching the baseball game

>not striking the fear of god into you child at least once a month
He’ll be a girl in 3 years user

Adult and child with fee was like $19.change

I LOVE LESBIANS

Checked confirmation email $19.62

>abusing your kid when hes good
Niggers arent allowed here

PLUS tip

oh wow lmao lol i just remembered how SHIT the Vegas Golden Knights are

Enjoy paying for that transition surgery

This has been on my mind as well

The Tavares video:
for youtube.com/watch?v=S2H6U1J4Qd0

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Most trans fags were actually abused by their daddies

That’s not bad actually. I hadn’t been to a movie in years and recently went to one. Tickets were $14.50. I would have just left but I was with a group of people and didn’t want to look like a sperg.

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Yeah I’ve blogged im a single dad with sole custody of my kid.

wew lad

great job

lelelelelelelele

Perfect timing on the curb music

based, this is my favorite vid of yours lad

youtube.com/watch?v=a-prUX0GK10

I tried to make a short video for Calgary about that poor horn honker, how it just kept getting fainter and fainter in the last game as it went on, but I was struggling to find clean audio of the horn and it was just getting too depressing the more I looked, so that video just never got made.

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Based lad

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Sharkies desu

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>Actually got the shoutout
Based

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Bing bing blown the fuck out

lel

And it'll be there forever in the video description.

NEED MY FIX RIGHT NOW SHANNON!!

>no hockey for over 14 hours
GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Lol

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coffee

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>Boomers
San Jose
St Louis
Boston
Columbus

>Zoomers
Colorado
Dallas
New York
Carolina

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5NSKTPEZ4

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u are my fren swedebro

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Did that guy ever post his moms feet

We had 5 minutes and the bullshit call took all the momentum away stop fucking comparing this

Comfy desu

NO
I'm still waiting

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CIJACWFBTBH

IMAGINE GETTING BTFO BY A TEAM THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE SECOND ROUND

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>we
I’m pretty sure letting 4 goals up in 4 minutes killed the momentum

This vegas cope isn't going away, is it.

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based SIDF poster

HOW BOUT THEM CANES

how 'bout 'em
youtube.com/watch?v=JkyXhoHyVfs

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Literally never ever going away. I’m an islels fan but if they don’t make it to the SCF I will be rooting for the sharks to go all the way just to make the Vegas seethe that much worse.

I'm glad Canada got swept just so I don't have to listen to a bastardized version of oh Canada. "In all of us command" so fucking disgusting that's why you can't win the fucking cup you're too busy catering to dykes and sucking off trannies when you SHOULD be getting PUCKS DEEP and TRAFFIC to the FRONT of the NET

You know what FUCK CANADA

It's fucking hilarious

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a fan of who?
greasy faggot wops cant even afford to go to the games hahahahha
and got btfo by the relocanes

JESUS H. BASED NOW THAT WHAT I CALL A MOTHERFUCKIN

POOOOOOSSSSTTTTT

I'm gonna have to ask you to refrain from bullying >our opponent, lad.

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We lost 1-0 in overtime. That’s not getting BTFO. I still believe in this team and they did show up to the arena. Stop making things up because I did see barclays full

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abolutely based and knightpiled

no man, its not and will not i fear

based

based
fuck canada

Miss when blacks were civilized desu

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Fuck off

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yep, now they're sharks fans

Carolina, San Jose, and Boston are the only boomers

He forgot to wash the pucks

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Reminder the Vegas owner is talking about a dynasty and the Knights being a "global" brand

yeah, that's gonna be a big yikes from me

>>>r/politics

based foley also said he's not a "high road" kind of guy.
EAT SHIT REFPUCK BABBY SHORKS

based polite canesposter

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youtu.be/jxDycguIWXI

Look at how finns treat pucks seriously fuck Finland in its twink ass

Noice

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Thanks fren. Shall be hoping this series goes the distance

lads...
youtube.com/watch?v=9WseR0Izyik

>11 hour old thread
Dead sport

Does anyone have that canes 8-1 choke meme

As a fellow alcoholic basket case I find Robin Lehner inspiring. Who gave up exactly one (1) goal in sixty five (65) minutes tonight, not four (4) goals in four (4) minutes.

based and Shannonpilled

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It doesn't seem terribly relevant at the moment.
Didn't the team that beat them 8-1 in that game lose in the first round?

>As a fellow alcoholic basket case
fuggetaboutit antonio, don't @ me again you greasy obese pasta eating pusy

Working on a thing

based shannon poster

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I think this antonio person is like randy: made up

shhhh, don't ruin it for them

t. randy

AY TONIO WHY DIDNT THE ISLANDAS SCORE ANY GOALS TONIGHT? TOO MANY MARIGANS WE NEED A STRONG ITALIAN KID TO SHOW EM HOW ITS DONE

At least sam and ted were real. These two are fictional as fuck

KKKKKNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS GAAAAAAAAAANNNNMGGGGGG

based retard

4u

And Ted was real, too.
But he has long since died for our sins. Now he lives on inside of all of us.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

based thinking Ted is dead poster

boring is just a code word for comfy desu

Took such a stinky Toronto earlier, lads. It took 7 flushes

>all of your actual good teams were eliminated the first round
>league has to apologize to a franchise due to absolutely shitting the bed officiating
Nice sport you ice-niggers have here.

BASED

Quit trying to steal my posting style you fucking hill billy

>>>/nba/

Do you guys write t b h or desu

Is this for people who didn’t get to watch a particular game? Why is he shilled here so much?

He is risen?
Praise the lord, Ted is risen.

Boring is just a codeword for kino

desu desu

Hillbilly is just a code word for based

vegas pls go

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Desu at this point, it takes me back

6ers desu

Based forced meme poster

either 2bh or tbhon if we're talking about Quebec

I hope ted isn't dead this is a good time for him to be alive finally

to be hon
desu
2bh

lel

Tavares is coming to the World championsship

Canada just won the gold medal. Congratulations

stop stalking me sunbelt pusy

It's peh you false frenchie

Fuck you hilly billy Sweden is winning
THREEPEAT
THREEPEAT
THREEPEAT

FOGEDABOUDIT! WE DONT NEED YOU! RAT! TRAITOR!

Mir is es "uezs"

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>be mountain niggers from lolorado
>lose to a joke of a team that shouldn't even be in the second round
nice job gary ya pusy hill billy

The recent influx of faggotry has been noted.

Will the sharkies win it all

>be billy
>sit on hilly
>clean puck
>brush tooth
>bandwagon team because duck duck goose

How many long island hill billys were in attendance tonight

sverige kommer vinna

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>rags

I mean probably not

seems like /hoc/ is going to be very cancerous for these next few weeks

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About 12k

t. hill billy

/nba/ playoff bleed-over

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>HP Pavilion must be the worst arena in the NHL and one of the worst arenas I've been to. Most universities have better arenas these days. This place is small, outdated and has no features to brag about. San Jose needs a world class sports and concert venue if it really wants to be the Bay Area's big city. With an arena like HP Pavilion...San Jose will continue to be the little suburb of San Francisco it's desperate not to be.

>next few weeks

>can't even manage 12k
>in the second round
Antonio has some explaining to do

new

>le reddit beard man xd xd xd