It surely couldn't slip tonight, right?
Kick-off at 8:00pm BST with coverage on Sky Sports PL.
LIV: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Lovren, Van Dijk, Robertson; Wijnaldum, Henderson (c), Keita; Mane, Salah, Sturridge.
>Subs: Mignolet, Milner, Gomez, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Shaqiri, Origi, Matip.
HUD: Lossl; Smith, Schindler (c), Kongolo, Durm; Stankovic, Bacuna, Hogg, Mbenza; Mounie, Grant.
>Subs: Coleman, Kachunga, Diakhaby, Lowe, Pritchard, Jorgensen, Daly.
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i predict an upset.
unironically 4-0
>Sturridge
Got a Champions League runner up medal and and relegated with West Brom in the same season.
Ty based Klopp.
Imagine having the word 'liver' in your clubs name
LMAO
genuinely forgot that loan move happened
would punch her right in the tit
are huddersfield even trying these days? is there even a point in watching this game?
imagine being from a country named after a lubricant
threadly reminder
it will end about 2000-0
sky should just open the broadcast by saying "there's no point watching this match, go do something worthwhile"
>huddersfield fans paid money to travel across the M62 to watch their hapless band of german league cloggers get twatted
hopefully they go all out and get at least 5 goals. the season could still be determined by goal difference
The hope of an upset for the memes of course
They're just the right amount of bitter to try to ruin an actual teams season
'no'
Scenes when Liverpool slip to an already relegated league 1 tier team.
*slip* one slip
*slip* *slip* two slips
*slip* *slip* *slip* three slips
*slip* *slip* *slip* *slip* four slips
*slip* *slip* *slip* *slip* *slip* five slips
*slip* *slip* *slip* *slip* *slip* *slip* six slips
indeed
>They're just the right amount of bitter to try to ruin an actual teams season
You really think so? They've been utterly pathetic since relegation.
Liverpool 5 - 0 Shuddersfield
Post teeth
Liverpool to score in the first 5 mins and the thread empties
No mooy no party
trips of truth
>implying the thread will even be alive
Is Fabinho suspended?
went off with a head injury last game, he's fine but they're just just giving him a rest
Shouldn’t Klopper rotate and try to rest his players for a tournament he could actually win?
I honestly can see Huddersfield winning this or at least drawing.
Even a draw would basically ends Liverpools chances because City aren't losing any of their remaining games.
this, just like how they did against crystal palace in 2014 and won the titl-
curious. how do you see that?
0-0 HT
2-0 FT
Any good stream up yet?
he's ABL
based crucial robbie
Imagine spending your Friday night watching this shitshow
>hurr durr slip
Oh yeah that's right
kek
yeah imagine h-haha, just heading out the door now to meet some mates.
*unzip dick*
genuinely sad
>Liverpool are so confident Sturrshit is starting
Based
>Ox will have played more gametime in the last 2 months than Shaqiri after tonight
criminal
so is bobby fucked for the season or what?
Why bobby and not robby
what if I live in a shit hole corner of the UK with nobody under the age of 50 and zero nightlife? what do you expect me to do?
Watch avengers end game
Did Shaqiri fuck his wife, or something?
Also which club is going to end up buying Shaqiri 2 Electric Ngubuloo? He scored this nice goal in the cup semi final
twitter.com
I'm all for an upset but Huddersfield are HORRIFIC
not into cape shit
Exactly why the upset will happen
Joke's on you, I'm spending my night watching Jojo
Why didn't your team take points off Liverpool this season user?
whats that?
yikes
I am watching with my gf
Because they got refballed or got a call from the FA
dubs decide the official thread anime.
Made a cuppa tea and am going to dunk choco hob-nobs and no one can stop me.
Unless this storm blows out the power
We've got them st St James' Park soon, we may yet.
Magipoka
Ero manga sensei
FAGUTO: ANIGAYE.
Reminder that an already relegated west brom won city the title last season and the same thing will happen tonight
>slipping to bruhddersfield
KEK, never change cuckpool
Holy Shit, Its actually slipping
Princess Tutu
Based and magpilled
Precure
To be fair Liverpool slipping and losing the title race to Hudderfield is worth risking a boring blowout.
You guys like anime but not avengers endgame? Lol
As soon as Liverpool go 1-0 up it's time to leave
Whoderssfield have to be one of the worst teams to have shat up the top division in decades
Got promoted on a fluke playing shit football and have never ceased with their awful football since, good riddance
Dragonball Z ya poof
They're both terrible.
Modern 'culture' is fucking awful. I hope America burns for what they have done to the world.
pokemon
Stephen Gerard: This does not slip.
Higurashi no naku koro ni
ojamajo doremi
Who Yea ForumsBLi here
Reminder that Durm is a World Cup winning defender
we have a weiner
Fuck off nonce
>no smiling tranny
>lovren
ABLi (100-96)lyfe
Fuck off potatonigger
He was never really bad at Dortmund, just ded too often
I'm AB/a/
Endgame, GoT, Taylor Swift new music, Liverpool match...
What a perfect weekend !
sounds good to me
Could Huddersfield defend well enough for a 0-0 draw
Sping babby cup senpai
cringe based cringe based
Fuck LiverSHIT, fuck England and specially FUCK the Queen!
>some smelly manchild collapsed watching capeshit in China
Based
Hitojo Na Omigururu
Based
They have 4 points from their last 22 games
Warrior Futuro Hai
The queen has children so she has indeed been fucked.
What do you have against us m8? We've already won OUR league.
i concur with points two and three
Heard she is so inbred she can breed spontaneously
Onomaku Soweto
Why is Lincolnshire so flat
Sorry mate, I meant ABLiverpool (england)
why the fuck has the old fucker put on AC/DC while the players walk out
>Conference ends tomorrow
>Championship, League 1 and League 2 end next Saturday
>Premier League ends the Sunday after that
where did the time go boys
digits and City slip
Based Lovren
Based summer AFCON to enjoy
Reminder you have probably only about 3,000 weeks left to live.
oles at the wheel posting has peaked lads
Anfield is 90% season ticket boomers
It's why the league atmosphere is so shit
Gabriel Dropout
The older you are the faster time goes
i wish i was dead sometimes
imagine if liverpool slips to FUCKING huddersfield
I hate Liverpool more than I support my Chelsea.
I guess you can call me a Liverpool hater.
BASED
>3000 more weeks of toil
kek
>only
.
Is this real?
...
>Pogba and De Gea will leave in the summer
And United will no longer be a top six side.
weve gone mainstream
LOL 15 SECONDS
We are probably the first humans to live to 150 years
oh well game over
Based vonstrenginho
Remember when Liverpool were good? Me neither cus I'm not 50 years old
Takk, tv2
Ooh looking forward to that last one I watched was super comfy with a comfy thread to boot
welp
I'm out
WHAT THE FUCK
We're gonna fucking DESTROY a club that should never had set foot in the PL. Easily 5-0. Possibly even record win.
>EPLEL DEFENDING
>hopes deleted in 15 seconds
come the fuck on
Missed it, fuck
NABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
hahahahahahaha
NIBBA KEITA
yes
state of this team of clowns, fuck huddersfield
Can't wait for udders to fuck off
JUST
I can go have my shower now
So this is the power of epl?
>15 seconds
LOL
The slip is set up
Time to do it Huddershit
>only 3000 more soccer saturdays
Based Keita
Well that game's been decided quick
Absolutely state of Uddersfeels
Liverpool goal webum.
Aaand this game's over.
fucking finally
wut
>uddersfield
>english people
cringe
and back to the snooker
well fuck it. wonder how many liverpool will get
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
15 FUCKING SECONDS.
I hope City win the league I can't bear watching Liverpool do this well it makes me fucking sick.
missed the goal because I was watching this webm
worth
DAS IT NABY
>connect to thread
>liverpool scored
>leave thread
Get fucked, abls. Lol
*yaps back to irrelevance*
Basado.
See you on wednesday ABLs, you can leave the thread now
>15 seconds in
>Now have to find something else to do
That's a big baguette
gg
>Watching Snooker with no Ronnie
How boring.
Kek, that is great
inb4 no more goals for the rest of the game
Was thinking the same thing.
Fucking hell.
Leeds play on Sunday mate
any links to the stream
Huddersfield are a fucking embarrassment. They make 2007/08 look competent.
>yfw they only last 11 seconds on Wednesday
Could be a chance to make up the goal difference and win 6-0 if they want to
wow thank you much for putting this game on friday night sky you fucking cunts
15 seconds it was a contest
15
FUCKING
SECONDS
NOW THERES LITERALLY NO POINT WATCHING THE REST
based quick webm nord
thank god the stream is lagging, would have missed it
based
>They make 2007/08 Derby look competent.
was what it was supposed to say
>kick-off hadn't even started on my stream
>webm of goal already posted in the thread
>fire up stream
>shitterpool score
>close stream
bye spee
>wasting time at the two minute mark
Fs do something
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1-0 ft
think you mean sunday mate
Where have we seen this before?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ABL BTFO. WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE! WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE! WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE! WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE!
...
Literally got one minute late and missed the goal
Love these lil niggas
THE FUCKING STATE OF THAT CORNER. HOW DID THEY GET INTO THE PL?
digits and man city slip to burnley but liverpool slip back to newcastle
Listening to 2 United fans on commentary trying to hide their seethe is beautiful
digits to save huddersfield
based
slip
Wasn’t Durm supposed to be good?
Liverpool win the League
Why would you just give the title to City like that, come on user
based
WE CANNOT ALLOW LIVERSHIT TO WIN THE LEAGUE, LADS!!!
WE MUST STOP THESE ASSHOLES.
PLEASE POST "FUCK LIVERSHIT" SO WE CAN MEME MAGIC THESE FUCKER AND MAKE THEM LOSE
FUCK LIVERSHIT
FUCK LIVERSHIT
FUCK LIVERSHIT
webm of goal pls
I doubt even meme magic can save >puddlefield
You lads ready for Ramadan?
A true classic
jesus christ
BASED AS FUCK
>these corners
wtf mate
Tony Stark dies
Captain America lifts Thor's hammer
Gamora and Black Widow remain dead
Falcon is the new Captain America
Tempting fate i know. Maybe i'll rephrase it "if they are 3-0 up before halftime"
Went out for a quick smoke come back it's 1-0 game over
>2019
>meme magic
how can man shitty ever recover?
See I know you're probably smart and based and redpilled and blocked Norway and all of Scandinavia but he posts webms, soooo
don't think anyone is going to care about spoilers for children's movies on a 18+ website
based
Huddersfield to equalize at 90+3
BASED
2 more goals at least please Mo
These digits further enhance the chances
not this time irwin
Based
A LEAN NIGHT
Reminder that meme magic died in 2016.
Is that a new Netflix show?
Fuck u narco bro.
What happens if these shitters in the mid/lowtable don't play their hardest in the last parts of the league system?
Scoring this quickly is actually a curse. They'll already think they have won. 1-2 Huddersfield.
based and slippilled
So did my son
the slip is here
>Yea Forums is having to resort to /pol/ memes in order to prevent Liverpool from winning the league
OH MY FUCK. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Andy escapes and after Red is paroled he goes and meets him in Zihuatanejo
based
If you're interested in Plebgame may I suggest City who's playing tomorrow?
>fastest goal Liverpool has scored since January 2000
>only 18 and I wasn't even born the last time they scored a faster goal
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggg
Both of my arms are hurting waaaay too much after i went to the gym on tuesday. I cant even extend them properly wtf im worried im gonna lose them
Gary Neville spends half an hour seething on Sky about social media
what fight are they talking about
City is ahead anyway
you'll come in second with points lol
I wanna die, lads
no fair stavros i'm only halfway through shawshank
90th minute deflected own goal equalizer confirmed.
Enjoying some delicious fruit pastilles right now. Anybody else love them?
I was 11 that year
Keep the blue noses from Birko out of the city
We will do it, Huddersfield bros
Udders is actually playing pretty well. I think their players are just not good enough for the rest.
have there ever been any good friday night games?
I wanna live lads
was this your first time exercising?
lenny accidentally kills curley's wife and goes in hiding where george finds him and shoots him
>HudderSHITE
thought he was welsh
who are we rooting for?
Live for both of us, lad
Newcastle Arsenal Good Friday 2003 iirc
Onions Green is people
mr orange is undercover
Not really, thats why im worried cause im used to post gym muscular pain
But this is too much pain
same thing lmao
He is
Huddersfield, we need them to win so liverSHIT can fuck off
They won't be for long. They're going to slip.
Yeah, nah. It is ours.
Live unhealthily. Drink, smoke, etc. You'll die sooner. You'll be released from this hell sooner.
t. el seetho
>PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert.
probably muscle strain, happened to my bicep once and the pain lasted for like two weeks, it was awful
>he thinks it gets better when you die
Protip, the reason all creatures and innately fearful of death is that it gets worse on the other side. There is no peace from this torment.
Watched The Fighter last night. Didn't think much of it.
History.
why are the abls still here? have you seriously not got anything better to do on a friday night? i can rec you some good if you want
>86% possession
>it's Huddersfields
is this accurate?
You mean your wive's son.
Like what? Slipping?
abl's watch more Liverpool games than Liverpool fans do. It's a mental illness
Not according to him.
>Bale has remarked, "I was born in Wales but I'm not Welsh – I'm English"
you're still young, dw :3
I reckon I'll be so tough, so beaten into hardness by the time I pass into the next realm's hell, that when I get there I'll immediately take over, murder everyone, and flourish.
Are you the same seething frog from the Liverpool PSG group stage threads
No he isnt :/ and so arent you
>"maybe you're not going back to Spain"
Neville rekt
so is the post desu
You mean like the French players born in Africa
>maybe you're not going back to Spain
>mfw Liverpool still has the chance to slip everything
lmao no it's more like 55-45 rn
No
>score in first minute
>equaliser in last minute
DAS IT
DAS IT MANE
Studge is based, makes me sad watching him play now cos hes completely finished at like 29
OOOOOOF AVE THAT
DAS IT MANE
fuck this
last number is how many more liverpool score
___ __ ____!
YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO ! YOU STILL WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE LMAO !
Liverpool second goal webum.
DAS IT MANE
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DAS IT DAS IS IT
EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE EASY AS YOU LIKE MANE
Cute!
>"Robertson doesn't even celebrate"
Maybe because it's fucking Huddersfield?
Based Manny
I'll take my chances. Better that than 40 years as a wageslave.
>Mane scored more goals then the entire Huddersfield team
yikes
DAS IT ROBBO
>allowing a fucking niglet score a header like that
MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN MAN MOUNTAIN
I can't believe Arisha would do this
Absolute state of that defending though
>huddersfield the better team and losing
Haha fuck off Neville you inbred mong
Mozart dies of exhaustion after being deceived by Salieri
Dude come the fuck on mark that nigger. Mark him. How the fuck did this team even get into the epl? Literally a free header with no pressure whatsoever.
Robertson is the best left-back in the world now I think
Easy win, the league is all but ours. Burnley will do us a solid.
mane is properly good in their air, wins loads of random knocked up balls he has no right to
*blocks your path*
based mané will be top scorer after this match
>Playing worst team in the League
>24 minutes in
>Only 2 goals
Why is Liverpool always trash?
the most dangerous lead
>those beady eyes
Look ancient without his specs.
Women are such gold digging whores
Rosebud was the name of Kane's childhood sled
love are linda
>kongolo
cant make that up
>Scotland finally have a good player
>it's the least important position on the pitch
Liverpool winning, time for 2 mancs to circle jerk about United's muh history on commentary
You think its love?
Bruce Willis has been dead all along and is actually a ghost
It irks me that Van Dijk gets so much praise.
HE'S A DEFENDER. Defenders aren't worth shit. They are morons who do a chump job because they aren't good enough or don't have the winner's mentality to play up front. They are the lowest on the totem pole, other than perhaps the goalkeeper; although at least a goalkeeper is a unique position. When you're a defender, you're just one of many, one of the dolts; like being one of the cleaners or one of the burger fryers.
Henry looks like he's about to die and Linda like she can't wait to receive that Kloppo D.
COMMENCE OPERATION ANFIELD EXERCISE
I just want Portsmouth to smash Sunderland tomorrow
Lee Dixon is fucking great as a "pundit" lads. Gettin a laff from me everytiem
All names are made up user
awful bait
O P E R A T I O N A N F I E L D E X E R C I S E
It gives ugly men a chance to score a hot woman. Just gotta get rich.
¥£$
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Should I know either of them?
based retarded poster
reminder that linda is scouse as fuck
Is he ok?
Have sex
>these are the FIFA playing zoomers who ruined Yea Forums
dubbs and man city wins the league
Last digit is how many Huddersfield scores today
>All names are made up user
Rate my new squad
It must be as he is not a looker
completely forgot sturridge was on the pitch
MANMOUNTAINED.COM
liverpool overlord
Stewards are told to go to their positions, check turnstiles move, check the exits are clear and look for suspicious packages. It's in case of a terrorist attack or other emergency that the stewards can help people get out quickly.
Vincent goes to space and Jerome kills himself
dubs and the MAN MOUNTAIN scores
Its just a steward procedure they do every game
>Liverpool scores 2
>thread gets much slower
hmm
Yes, he just lost a lot of blood practicing voodoo magic on City.
Is it time for a playoff system in the Premier League?
sucking the life out of him
96 Liverpool fans in the stands
96 Liverpool fans
If one were to fall and smash on the floor
95 Liverpool fans in the stands
for me, it's tryqua
maybe liverpool is not a big club
I would watch the hell out of Reverse Playoffs, whereby the loser advances and then the final is played at a tier 10 ground where the loser's relegated.
No, we have cups that scratch that itch
Mate the thread died after Liverpool scored in 15 seconds. Huddersfield were never going to beat them. Also, do you actually live in Barbados?
fuck off and die
yezzir
I simply refuse to.
Yeah and then get divorced and lose half your shit
>Uskissi over Clovdrib
BUMBACLAAAAAT
nobody cares about this Mickey Mouse club that has fewer PL titles than Lestah
How is it? Shame moving to any other country as a Bong is basically impossible unless you're rich or got a needed skill... shame it doesn't work the other way. Ah well, least you still have /are Liz/ as your Head of State. Carry on.
YES
>he fell for the Clovdrib meme
>Andre Grey and a bunch of pokemon
Based
Both Sams are clones, the '3 year contract' is actually the lifespan of the clones. The older Sam, who was nearing the end of his contract stays on the moon, while the younger one goes to earth in one of the Helium deliveries to expose the company's practices
great if you are upper class which luckily my family is
probably quite shit if you are poor as the economy is in tough times and jobs are few and far between. if you dont have any differentiating skills you are gonna be stuggling.
It surprises me that nerds like Bezos don't do some sort of contractual agreement so that the woman gets nothing in the event of a divorce.
Perhaps he's not so smart after all. Wouldn't surprise me. Boomers are mostly morons, including the smart ones.
How high would it rank in the slip HOF if Liverpool slipped this 2-2 ?
ALL CLEAR OPERATION ANFIELD EXERCISE
for me, its Crether
Tyler isn’t real he’s just the narrator’s alter ego
They do, it's called a prenup. But they get thrown out all the time, since any competent lawyer will just argue it was signed under duress
There is no point of liverpool trying to catch City up on goal difference right? Its incredibly unlikely they would be able to both finish on the same points
The Titanic sinks
it would be 96 regular slips
>City out of the CL
>can now focus entirely on the EPL
>guaranteed to win their next 3
>Liverslip won't win the title
>will lose against Barca
>no trophies this year
Based Pep. Now *THIS* is podracing.
Nice. You white or black or? Either way, pretty place. Just a shame I can't move to any of the islands UK still has there without money. One day, maybe...
OFFICIAL BAJANS I KNOW OF
1. garry sobers
2. malcolm marshall
3. rihanna
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9001. neverton weekes
imagine still rating Skelsight just because he had a good season last year, guy has been so fucking exposed already
I'm white. Actually there is a sizeable population of whites here relative to other islands, except for Bermuda.
like I know who half of these children's tv characters are
That's cause you guys can't be arsed to learn other languages. Name a country other than australia, new zealand, usa & canada that brits can settle.
Charlotte dies
The NBC commentary team are good. Healthy dose of cynicism
Any old schmo can sign a prenup. I'd have expected better of Bezos. Soem sort of gold-plated prenup, or some other device entirely.
In business they wouldn't sign any contract that gives half of their money away to another party when they brake an agreement. Yet when it comes to marriage...
Bezos was long term married to his wife when he had jack shit, they lived in a normal apartment for years.
Barca will get dabbed on
If you want playoff, watch >our league
>capeshit is still a thing
Liverpool's gonna smash their point records and still finish 2nd, just like last time.
Kinda sad at this point
we're quite lucky to have them. pretty fun and dramatic
What is awesome about these next efw Liverpool games is that when the Liverslip players score, you can look in their eyes and see their sad knowledge that their goal means NOTHING.
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
lee dixon is SHITE
budget lawro
Deckard is a replicant
I see.
Nice digits by the way. Two trips and both divisible by 3. Real nice. And I'm over here only getting doubles!
Again, it wouldn't matter. The content of the contract means fuck all, when the circumstances under which it was signed can be argued.
Any person in their right mind could argue 'Sign this or I won't marry you' constitutes duress, let alone a lawyer.
They are only gonna get stronger. This summer all the rest of the trash is leaving and they'll get some good backups I'm sure. Robertson for example has played pretty much every game because you can't trust Moreno.
post yfw it's not gonna slip this time and Lelverpool wins all remaining games off this season
Jason Holder and the Braithwaites
rate our music
youtu.be
The underdogs win the big game
state of hendo's finishing
just bought this vans
I thought our elderly had colonised parts of Spain.
Bermuda is apparently expensive as fuck. I'd love to live there but, alas. St Helena would also be nice, but, alas, again. Same problem. I mean you can get in if you've got a business idea and £50k, which I have, but no health to do so. Want to leave this place, as much as I love it, consistently bad leadership and working against the will of the people eroding all hope and will to resist. So, if I can't get people to do something, I'll just leave. But the issue is as I said, not enough money to get in anyway.
Gibraltar. Bermuda. South Africa. Hong Kong. Cayman Islands. Jamaica, Barbados. So on, so forth. Most of the world speaks English, Chinese have 300,000,000 English speakers alone. Japanese learn English in school. Hell, the Dutch language is literally dying, so close to death due to English (granted it's a Dutch Modified English, but English nonetheless).
is he still doing the envelope thing?
PLEASE SAVE LIVERPOOL KING BRENNY
That sounds like bullshit.
If my company (lets pretend i'm not NEET for a second AHAHHHAAHAH) fired me for breaking an employee contract that I signed I couldn't just say "well I only signed in because I was under duress of not being hired therefore it's null and void".
love them, I only wear black so i have black vans just like them, but cant go wrong with fatigues
just bought this coq
BASED
SASLASLASHAS;ASKAHSLAJS;LASHA
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SALAH
>that ankle opening
You're like, really, really fat aren't you
Really disappointed in myself lads.
why is there nothing inside the shoe?
Game over
I presume 'uddersfield are going to bin off this random eurotrash clown they have in charge?
Not that anyone will care, now they're going back where they belong.
wake up, Lio, it's over now.
It’s a bit boring tonight lads
DIGITS AND DYCHE DOES A NUMBER ON PEP
Liverpool third goal webum.
Tyler absolutely fuming there the big Munich cunt Kek
It's full on bullshit, but do you think anyone's going to tell those poor wives that?
What great goal keeping.
just bought this aswell, mine is abit nicer
Called it
Lovren is gonna fuck up somewhere. I can feel it.
Probably gonna give away a penalty.
based
Johnny shoots himself after he finds out Lisa has an affair with Mark
>He doesn't have a special ankle day
this
what vans?
not even trying
Nah they'll give him a season in the Championship, this season was pretty much a lost cause by the time he came in anyway
>victimpool will still not win the league
>it's impossible for Liverpool to finish with 96 points
shame
Rolling for this
>Huddersfield defending
>Bullying the special needs kid
Anyone paying attention to Sturridge? Either he's taking it easy or he seems to have lost his pace. Like 30% of his pace. With all the training methods, he shouldn't lose that much while not even playing.
What do you guys think?
Just a shit version of Mahrez/Vardy WONDER STRIKE
meh color
what about the ones that i bought
actually based
fat slag
lovren doesn't fuck up that much he just gets exploited by better footballers too easily
its a picture from the website lol. didnt even arrive yet
looks comfy
i mostly only wear black too lmao this one is dark green so it will do for me
yeah i roomed with 2 bermudian girls in university and they were both loaded as fuck
I think you can literally buy citizenship in St. Kitts also but you need to buy a property of like 300k or more. As you said you need to have starting capital and a plan laid out, or be able to work as a digital nomad or some shit.
Can you do me next bet for me mate?
He is there to score worldied, not to run or press
TIME FOR CRYSTANBUL 2
kinda gay desu but if you're into fashion and dress well it will look cool
povo shoe
He lost it to injuries and I think he changed his play style to avoid more injuries, haven't seen him sprint full speed in a long time
we half time snacking lads?
I'm thinking JAV.
It was, but he's done extraordinarily badly even considering that.
This will be 12/13 games lost.
He was always just a Suarez baby
>vans
yikes
those are mine
>klopp celebrating a third goal against the lowest ranking team
cringe i hope his plane crashes
good choice
The German couple and the Italian communist get their Swiss citizenship, the eastern European dancer decides to emigrate to the Netherlands and withdraws her application
Nope
no. i lie in bed all day because im a neet so it's best i don't eat much or i'll gain weight. i've actually lost 5 kg since i became a neet
Puma make comfy shoes, would recommend
new
>all these shit shoes
Scousers have zero taste
>£300k or more
Doable for me but would be basically everything. If I could just buy the house and live my days on my savings, I'd be happy. But it's St Kitts, not part of Overseas Territories, so not sure how stuff works. Wish I just had enough money to go somewhere nice. Where there is few people. I mean I could go to Pitcairn Island, they give you land there, but my ex... um, how should I put this... 'contractor' friend and a former... non-governmental aligned soldier friend told me that chances are the island is hiding some real shady stuff and the free land is a honeytrap. My non-governmental aligned soldier friend had to go there, he never said why, he said he was there for 'security' and there's been a lot of bad shit there (Mass CP production, same as St Helena) so there is real dodgy shit happening there, one way or another. My only other option is marrying somebody who lives somewhere and moving back there.
r8
Gib Brandt pls
Darth Vader didn’t kill Luke’s father. Darth Vader IS Luke’s father!
i wear spezial.
typowy jugol/10
and this jacket
>the frog is African
Howling
>wearing sneakers
Cringe
It's 300kUSD but yeah. I have not heard of that other place you mentioned. I reckon the best business plan you could come up with these days, at least here, with is catering to rich tourists on the west coast. Hospitality industry is still booming but locals are poor.
id?
Brand you ment?
Massimo Dutti.
>Hell, the Dutch language is literally dying, so close to death due to English (granted it's a Dutch Modified English, but English nonetheless).
fuck are you talking about
Thanks my dude. $300k is slightly better, around £280k or so.
europelanguagejobs.com
flanderstoday.eu
Take your pick or google 'Dutch dying language'.
>Norwegian TV channel mocks Solskjaer with hilarious Austin Powers video
There are non-neets posting here?
>The NBC team are good
They're fucking shit. Dixon's been on Pep's dick so much he put the scat in scatalan. He only hops off Pep's dick to get on Ederson's.
checked
olukai is the only brand worth buying