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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 68 V. Bottas 62 M. Verstappen 39 S. Vettel 37 C. Leclerc 36
>WCC Standings Mercedes 130 Ferrari 73 Red Bull 52 Alfa Romeo 12 Renault 12
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 159 (161 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 84
>Hund status: Ze rot Automobil haz ober 7 tenths on uz, ve are done for
>News: Ricciardo spent all his tyres in one FP session to lock ups Everyone in general keeps locking up Gasly can't do a proper spin turn $trulovich hit a wall Cyka Blyad hit a wall
Daily reminder that Pierre Gasly earns a huge amount of money
Nolan Adams
Then they should have male codrivers who hold their heads up
Josiah Baker
Is a trap driver would be considered as a man or woman ? Is a dick cheating in Fowmuwa W ? If a trap is considered woman in F1, what does 4ch plans to help trannycarrie to get in f1 ?
Josiah White
pornstars have strong necks
John Stewart
>Half wheel
Well in 24 bings there is so 4 wheel racing from Brno.
Daily reminder that marko said nothing wrong. Fuck Sophia, she's a crap of a driver. Fuck Natalie, annoying bong Fuck mana, she attended f1 races just to be assfucked by bossberg
>He wouldn't also attend F1 races to be assfucked by Nico
Chase Ortiz
Yeah but plastic bimbos can't drive
Sebastian Nelson
THAT'S A BAD MISTAKE FROM (INSTERT FEMALE NAME HERE) SHE MUST BE ON HER PERIOD MARTIN! YES YES IT HAPPENS EVERYTIME AROUND THIS TIME OF THE MONTH, QUICK BRING UP (INSERT FEMALE DRIVER 2 NAME HERE) PERIOD SCHEDULE, A BAD ONE NEXT WEEKEND BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS
they already allow literal men to compete against women in athletics, so i think a dick would be okay in Formula W especially considering the age we currently live in
15mins till WRC argentina SS4 WRC drinking game: Meeke crashes: 1 shot of tequila Meeke crashes out from the lead: 1 shot of vodka with as much sour lemon as possible Tanak stage win: vodkabeer Ogier gets lucky again: one vodkaredbull Stage cancelled: 2 shots of rum Neuville throws away another win: 4cl cointreau AFLA commences: vodka drank till that point must be drinked again and 1+(the n. of remaining stages) shot of vodka
>Daimler saw its first quarter profit tumble 16% due to a decline in deliveries mixed with the rising cost of developing new models. Even though earnings met analyst estimates, CEO Dieter Zetsche said the quarter fell short of the company's expectations and had tempered outlook for the future.
>“Achieving the financial targets for 2019 has not become easier since the first quarter,” Zetsche said Friday.
Merc withdrawal when?
Justin Diaz
when are they going to reach the "what's going to fuck us up next"-stage? >no car during tests >one-handed-pilot >both cars being different for no obvious reason >tacticool-manhole-attack intensifies >allah-korosun prematurely hydraulics all over delicate engine-cover-chan
Jacob Ward
What do you mean sandbagging, Mercedes is CLEARLY the underdog here
Dylan Foster
When they stop winning. Right now they are profiting a lot from F1.
Jordan Sanders
>Tanak stage win: vodkabeer I'm too weak for so much drinking
Josiah Gonzalez
based asian drivers
Jaxson Wood
>2025: Mercedes pulled out from the market to focus on Formula 1
Look at the speed at the bottom. Guy's doing like 110km/h when he first sees they're there.
Elijah Williams
Did they die?
Connor Martinez
Do you even have to ask
Xavier Adams
Why everyone seems to stop knowing how to be in F1 when in Baku? What kind of air do Azers breath?
Sebastian Myers
absolutely based
>tfw have plenty of crafty uncles but they all live interstate.
Joshua Kelly
>sir frank dies
Cap it, it ends when the founder goes.
Ian Anderson
reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
John Jenkins
and he's also a fucking retard for even thinking of overtaking on a blind highway shoulder
Owen Stewart
business idea, no practice sessions
Joseph Clark
No, it has to be worse than that.
Frank ousted as an abuser in an operation yewtree style thing. The Williams name become almost unusable.
Joseph Peterson
so unexposable he destroyed two sessions' worth of tyres
Grayson Edwards
Throw Claire in as well as an enabler.
Noah Thompson
how/why was he .8 quicker than hulk?
Jose Wood
Business idea, have sex.
Caleb Lewis
Lmao Im from Montreal so, not much chinks. Here, its black women drivers that are the scarier Might just be me but it seems like he/she had plenty of time to steer left
>Claire fucks Senna >Frank has Senna killed in Imola "accident" >Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams This could be better storytelling than the surprise Mercedes is causing this season #DerUnterlegene
There is 3 seconds worth of reaction time the moment the driver should see people on the shoulder.
Julian Fisher
reminds me of someone who posted on the autosport forum about something that happened to him whilst at williams. he said he couldn't go into detail but he lost all respect for them.
yes I do have a job, but how is my employment status relevant to retardo being utterly exposed?
Chase Wright
>More misery for @PierreGASLY as he is demoted to a pit lane start for missing a weight check. Sometimes drivers get away with less if the team brings the car straight back, but he did a pit stop/tyre change
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ethan Hill
Amx/Alb when?
Isaac Stewart
Just put Kvyat in the car.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Just how exposed can one guy get?
Ryder Perez
Fucking imminently.
Kayden Cooper
>is too fast and beats amx half the time, making him seethe >bins the car every other time literally the worst option, from a (boring) team's pov.
Brody Thompson
Business idea: F1, but with Poo in Loo drivers only
Ayden Gonzalez
>crash on formation laps BASEX
Thomas Ortiz
Just rotate Albon/Kvyat/Gasly to extract maximum results
They are currently renting a show chassis as they wait for Dallara to build them a set. I don't know about you put I wouldn't rent a potentially used condom
Hudson Barnes
>Was getting ready for a full meme racing day tomorrow >It's my parents anniversary >They want to go out for lunch and then around
Fugg :'(
Camden Nguyen
whore
Easton Parker
wtf explain this i was always told vehicles don't actually burst into flames like in movies
Ryder Scott
Go with your parents and be happy with parents that love you
Cheap, old, Chinese vehicles will when you crash directly into the fuel tank.
Charles Reyes
I think motorcycles are more prone to this because the gas, I mean petrol tank is more exposed than a car. And yes, things catch fire when sparks meet with flammable material.
Go to a restaurant with a television and politely ask them to put the race on.
Jack Harris
LOL
Kayden Anderson
why does he wear the mask?
Andrew Davis
Oh yes, that's what I'll do. I'm just a bit sad I'll miss out on live stuff Well, on track action won't be at resturant time if I've done my maths correctly
Luis Richardson
>Wiping his hands together after a job well done jej
Chase Cox
k-keep us posted, take a bathroom break to give us a phonepost.
>Go to help >Get hit by another scooter >Catch fire >Get run over by truck >Get charged with murder for causing 2 accidents >Bullet to the brain
Isaac James
meant to reply to this
Thomas Smith
Vehicles for the Chinese and SEA markets are 1/10 the build quality of EU vehicles. Except for industrial ones because those have to withstand heavy weighs, so it's like a 1950s car crashing into a brick wall when a Geely or whatever gets demolished by a truck
Obviously the clear underdogs. But fear not because Lewis has Jesus on his side #Still_I_Rise and he'll beat those unfathomably quick Ferraris with pure skill and willpower in his indescribably inferior Mercedes. Truly a blessed man
>Hamilton has always been respectful of Vettel, who after him is the most successful driver on the grid, but they differ in that the Briton has never sought to be favoured as an instrument of team policy: 'My philosophy is that I want equal opportunities against whomever I am racing so I can truly show my ability.'
REMINDER
Ryder Lee
>You will be able to purchase these at a later date, though, and these two cars are also included in the ‘Legends Edition’. That’s, of course, in addition to Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber’s 2010 Red Bull RB6 and many of the classic cars from F1® 2018 which have been retained!
Any guesses which classic cars got dropped? I really hope 1998 McLaren MP4-13, 2002 Ferrari F2002/F2004, 2006 Renault R26, 2009 Brawn BGP-001, 1995 Ferrari 412T2, 1992 Williams FW14 and 1996 Williams FW18 are still in the game.
Are there pics of Charles at the funeral? Is he the one covered by Pastor? The guy next to him looks like his brother so it might
Austin Reed
Yes I’m 100% sure he’s the guy behind Pastor
Michael Carter
I am a kid who doesn't really know what's going on, mummy just told me to sit in front of this camera and shake my head. If I do well I'll get some ice-cream.
Eli Howard
i wish red bull, marko and tost had balls last year and hired rob instead of the shitter, so improved and matured by ferrari test role experience, that out of 4 weekends so far, he made huge mistakes in all 4 of them. i respect big brained engineers designing and making cars, but people running teams are fucking clowns hiring even bigger clowns behind the steering wheel. just the way (((f1))) is, eh?
Charles Allen
what's he doing with his mouth though?
Cooper Morgan
Mummy said "DON'T SMILE OR NO FUCKING ICECREM"
Colton Fisher
>don't trust a bahamian, don't get your bum licked.
Evan Sanders
All hardcore F1 fans are autistic. And if you are in this thread, you are a hardcore fan.
Connor Martin
2019 robercik is a paydriver, get over it
Jonathan Baker
yes probably and also an autist but I don't remember the particular technical names for each of those cars
Nolan Perez
>hire a crippled boomer Why would they want to do that?
Noah Collins
t. filthy cazzie
James Thompson
I mean, those are either memorable or easy to come up with knowing the general nomenclature the team went with. Like, if you ask me on which car Schumi won his 1st championship I don't have that info in the back of my head but I know they were B1+year so I know it's B194. On the opposite side there are cars you just remember because they are famous like Brabham BT46B
Jose Davis
Imagine forcing Bobby to do the Redbull meme publicity stuff.
Noah Butler
FINLAND
Camden Hughes
yes
Levi Morris
Is that miga?
William Fisher
i'll tell you why [spoiler]>robert is a paid driver, he get in because of money, not skills. Williams have lost a biggest assets in terms of technical crew and a fucking leader. Now you have a bitch spamming kids because her vagina is like williams f1 team bank = full wide open, and tech team had lead so abd that he forcefuly got pushed out.[/spoiler] So yes, if you dont have moneyz and you desperately need some, you fill your cars with literal whos and paid shits like russians pushing their kids because little boi asked his dad to eb f1 racer because he watched some fun anime
Robert Powell
Weld one baku
Jeremiah Davis
how long until strulovich is removed to indy car?
Nolan Carter
Are you not?
Leo Kelly
he's getting a raw deal then
>hire red bull reject who is so average it hurts >hire red bull reject who fucks up 4/4 weekends dunno, i'm sure they're happy with their choices
Gavin Turner
>that flag
It's not like you still live at home
Adam James
>no Finnish or Nordic cover for F1 2019
Ps. pic related is the most kino cover for F1 2012 and you are a fucking pleb if you didn't have it
>hire crippled boomer who crashed into the wall because he can't even steers properly >hire crippled boomer who can't even change steering wheel setting without fucking up >hire crippled boomer who can't even beat a rookie
He's a paid driver with shitty car. before he had similiar records to Stroll in last season. And Stroll is a paid driver too + you can see his performance in "competetive" car
Grayson Thompson
So does this mean you play career mode against the 2018 grid and see them come up to F1 with you?
he can steer and change buttons just fine. his pit lane/wall scrape were errors due to misjudging the available space. kubica is near enough a rookie himself and did no racing for 8 years. russell is extremely quick, yet kubica matched his qualifying times in bahrain and baku.
Jose Scott
Unironically this is the feature I want, and because it comes out earlier it means it will get cracked earlier as well
Michael Reed
His car is more criplled than him
Kevin Edwards
people should watch his onboards desu. he handles the car with no problem.
russell's first chassis may be repaired at some point. but for now, they no longer have a spare chassis. i think they have a money problem.
Parker Diaz
bizi ness thought: on four RANDOM gps a year the drivers are RANDOMLY sorted into F2 teams. They then have to race in F2 cars, giving an opportunity for MAXIMUM EXPOSURE.
Im not talking about jim being bad due to cripple. Just rules changed, federation forced boring 'safe" rules and Kubica was known for being aggresive, pushing at the corners and gaining positions rapidly paired with awesome speeds I can uderstand that for poles its something big because a underdog came back and it sells. Just for someone who spend his prime on trying to get back to being able he need a something to show and he cant because his car is a garbage. He still seels big for williams as muh underdog guy came back from dead, but not as big as could be an 'awesome driver despite being crippled".
Parker Baker
it's been a good rally desu, must be hard as fuck on what is basically mud
not you lad. the weeb jap engrish teacher and others. maybe he still has that aggressiveness, but we will never know because the car is fucking shit that no driver on the grid could do anything with it. MAYBE williams will build a good car next year. assuming orlen stay on, which i doubt.
Justin Torres
>Baku will have a pray through penalty for non muslim drivers
AND I MEAN BEAT YOU OFF HAHHAH AT ANY TURN PENIS AND PENIS PENIS IS REDEMPTION THE GAME THE GAME MANUAL BREATHING YOU CANN NKW SEE YOUR NOSE YOUR KNECK HAS WEIGHF
MANUAL BLINKING
Asher Gomez
Fastest time around Nuerburgring GP circuit in Assetto Corsa Competizione?
never heard him speak it until now, answered a few questions to polish tv today. guess i'm just surprised his vocabulary doesn't end with dzień dobry and kurwa
Robert Richardson
>I was raised in a Polish household so I speak Polish. >My kids are 12 and 14 and they said to me “We’d like to learn the language. We don’t want it to be lost.” It’s an interesting development. >My mother was Polish and fled Poland with her parents in the late 60s, from the Communists, and met my father, who was a Romanian, in Vienna, and they got together. >So my background is actually Polish-Romanian.
Austria once again claiming other countries F1 success.
Cameron Anderson
The Gypsy blood explains a lot
Jordan Jenkins
>Qualifying for ADAC GT4 was cancelled and will be run tomorrow morning >Patricija gets to enter after her mechanics pull an all nighter
>mfw the reason it was cancelled was a loose drain cover
No way she didn't suck off an official to have it delayed like a good little proper slut.
No wonder he's such a fucking smarmy unlikable cunt.
Xavier Ward
I absolutely fucking love Magnussen. He just doesn't give a shit.
Blake Foster
>"G-guys, my hand hurts a lot, I can barely keep the car on a straight line" >"Just keep going, Lewis, Kubica is also in a one-arm strategy and is doing fine. Just keep going."
Table spoon of foul diarrhea (ripuli) in my underpants. I sharted when I was playing a slot machine. Now I'm drunk home and decided to check BNaku memes.
Kayden Ramirez
Lo se. Es el mejor juego que he jugado en la psp claro.
Eli Gray
Me acuerdo del vicio que le metía yo y mi hermano al pantalla dividida. Apenas acabábamos una carrera rápida.
>Por desgracia la pantalla dividida ya casi no existe en los nuevos juegos de conducción (el 2013 fue el último que jugamos) y no podemos revivir esos tiempos.
Jose Roberts
¿Por qué dejaron la splitscreen? Eso fue siempre lo mejor que se podía hacer con amigos y familiares.
Ahora lo tiene todo en línea desafortunadamente
Luis Morris
can one of you stupid yuros explain to me how Stroll got a drive at Force India? and the answer isn't money.
She has gone to multiple races every season. I'm just not exactly sure why. In her own words, Adrian has retired 100% from racing. If she is a brand ambassador she is doing a really shit job.
She might just be a fan but that is too boring.
Logan Perry
I hate Lewis so god damn much
Brody Stewart
I was actually just implying that she's probably there for FE, nothing about Adrian, because frankly who cares about him?
Asher Scott
>If she is a brand ambassador she is doing a really shit job.
And speaking of which: >be "brand ambassador" girl on the right >have private Insta You're doing it wrong...
Jacob Campbell
Oh sorry, thought that was a bit too obvious.
And the fact he is apparently doing nothing and hasn't knocked Jennifer up is definitely reason to not care about him. Does not help the gay rumours. Especially when she tags him as #bestfriend
Jason Nguyen
Twitter is also ded since January.
Maybe she is actually a 'hostess' and the brand ambassador is a fun cover story
daily reminder suzie is a tranny and """she""" used to be willies test driver
Juan Richardson
What keeps Americans and People of Color out of F1?
While I'm still relatively new and don't know the entire FIA Formula series' rosters I've noticed theres no American drivers of recent years and by doing a quick Google search American drivers haven't been prominent in F1 since the 60-80's. Can anyone explain why that is? Additionally why do you think there aren't many P.O.C involved in F1 or Motorsports in general?
Liam Watson
Have you seen the current f2 grid? It's full of mutts, poos and asians
Ryder Clark
f1 cars can turn right
Jonathan Sanders
americans dont watch because there arent any yanks there arent any because its not popular etc
Tatiana's gonna be fighting pooinloo for second to last place again :D
Elijah Jones
>Mick Kek
Levi Sanders
SCHUMACHER YOU FUCKING CUNT WHY YOU PUSH MY BOY
Jaxson Russell
Watcha drinking lads? Pils here.
Charles Roberts
OH NO NO NO SCHUMIBROS
Tyler Ross
Dat Mick dive
Lincoln Jackson
Lel so much for the son of the great Schumi
Lincoln King
b ased MSC doing a vetel
Carson Campbell
Mick desperate
Thomas Brown
påskmust here
Blake Lewis
so their kids suck
Cooper Williams
Trident pee
Gavin Rogers
>CLASSIC DAD MOVE TO TAKE OUT THE COMPETITION
Cameron Williams
>le nepotism German man
Easton Wilson
They should race back to the start line when it goes under safety car.
Bentley Wright
dass' fuel guise
Alexander Lee
I swear Boschung retires in every race
Dylan Parker
After the replay, nothing Mick could have done desu after Ghiotto went to the inside. Either brake hard and lose positions or divebomb and maybe win big time.
Wyatt Powell
reminder that hamilton (it was actually kovalainen, but stewards are morons) received drive through penalty for forcing gimi off the circuit at fuji in 2008, so i guess mick will get penalty as well, right?
Nicholas Ortiz
TIME FOR MAYMAYS
Camden Wood
Schumi locked up again lol
Xavier Bell
MICK AGAIN
>damnit
Samuel Stewart
Schumashit
Elijah White
F1 TV shitting itself
James Gray
Ok so it's not me
Christian Mitchell
Races Kimi shoulda won part #7729
Charles Lopez
schumi~
Benjamin Hughes
matsushita sudoku
>couldn't even overtake kubica in a bmw roflmao
Anthony Walker
>ART
Samuel Bennett
Fucking hell, they can't handle Formula Kino traffic? I honestly want to buy their product - it makes so much more sense than pay tv or the sports streaming I pay for now but even not considering the fact it's not available in Australia yet, they've had over a year to unfuck themselves.
Henry Thompson
>ART
Ryder Jackson
*can't even
Parker Scott
herbert has most unenthusiastics wows in the history of mankind please bring bag le excited italian back
John Ward
They can't offer F1TV in countries with exclusive broadcast deals
Jacob Peterson
>Tatiana leads
APOLOGISE
Ayden Barnes
TATIANA LEADS
Oliver Barnes
>Alternative Calderon strategy again It worked pretty well for her last time, possibly hoping for a lucky safety car
Gavin Richardson
>calderon leading APOLOGIZE incels!
Grayson Collins
Back 2 Relentlessness
Anthony Gomez
Yeah, no, I get that - my point is that I've been saying for years that F1 should offer direct streaming, and from the moment they announced F1TV I've been waiting to sign up the second the current Foxtel deal expires - but it's disappointing that more than a year in they've not fixed their shit.
Liam Morales
>mick again
Justin Wright
>Mick
Juan Williams
>Schumacher
Kek
Isaac Taylor
OH NO NO NO
Tyler Wilson
>Schumi
Camden Butler
>SCHUMASPIN
Christopher Morales
AHHH NEW CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
aka new thread
Colton Lee
kekmacher
Caleb Cooper
>Schumacher
Eli Sullivan
>Spinacher
Landon Cook
I'm sorry I was slow and dumb :D Use the italobro thread
