American sports have the best athle-

>american sports have the best athle-

this LITERAL messi tier midgetwas just chosen first in the draft of their biggest sport.

Why did you lie to us? why do manlets dominate in usa?

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He’s a bust

He’s a bust

my question, is how do these first round first picks feel about having to go to the worst teams in the league, knowing that they'll be stuck with a bunch of incompetent players and coaches for a while?

if i was a really good college player i'd try to be just good enough so some absolute shitter like the cardinals don't pick me first, and then maybe some better team picks me instead

isnt this guy a quarterback? if he cant see over this white boomer how is he meant to see over the 6'7 nfl offensive/defensive lineman and throw the ball

no quarterback sees over their offensive line, they see through the gaps in the o line.

Something something creates his own throwing lanes.

average height here is 5'9. gotta get the manlet crowd into football or else the sport dies in a few generations

MANLETS RISE UP

I’m gonna let you in on a secret
The teams drafting ESPN-Media-Babby Manlets aren’t trying to win. They are trying to cash out for a few years on the novelty of drafting a meme player

Higher picks gets paid more so they don't care. Lots of picks don't play past their entry level contract because they aren't good enough.

They only do well in like 4 positions
There arent any manlet DL or OL

>american sports have the best athletes

Literally no one thinks that though.

Nigga it's Phoenix they're catering to the Hispanic crowd

he's going to be shit only one manlet qb has ever been good

He’s a bust

I can think of two
>the bills unironically cursed themselves by exiling the king of manlets doug flutie

>this LITERAL messi tier
I don't speak soigrass, what does this imply?

Is he even good? I don’t watch amateur sports.

Reminder that Roger Goodell is 5'11" and towers over this guy

turbomanlet

drafts are such cancer, the commissioner has to reallocate assets for his "stories" to work out it's like the wwe

>googled their height difference
>murray is """"""5'10"""""""" to goodell's 5'11
LMAO look at dis DOOD. He's got to be like 5'8

Cardinals just got Kingsbury as their coach who will be a good fit for Kyler Murray.
Cardinals will be like a Big 12 offense

College offenses don't work in the NFL

This guy makes me proud to be 5'5 turbo manlet.

Tardinals are being ridiculed for this pick. He's a bust, full stop

kek

If the Cardinals pick Murray they must intend to remain irrelevant for as long as possible. He's not just a manlet, he's a massive brainlet. Haskins would be a significantly lower risk choice.

How many years before he returns to baseball?

Baseball is harder to play than any major North American or European sport.

>no quarterback sees over their offensive line

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There are no manlet offensive linemen. You can only be small in a few positions.

american football is a slick package of antebellum fantasies. it's fueled by latent, unresolved hatred between american blacks and whites. fat white fans fill stadiums and gleefully clap while their nigger bulls smash each into other.
it is not to be taken seriously as a sport and should be omitted from any discussions on athleticism.

He's a meme athlete that chose football over baseball and is gonna regret it hard later on.

kek

only person in all of recorded history to go in the 1st rounds of two professional sports leagues

but he's short so I question his athleticism
elway, dion, bo, russ wilson. none of them came close to being 1st rounders in both sports.
maybe bo jackson. he kinda got in on some trickery. he may have gone 1st in the MLB draft if other teams knew what was up.
so as far as bo jackson goes, who also won the heisman, he's in good company for athleticism.

You dont have to. Most people just take the check

Dl ol and te. Every other position has manlets

We literally do
Turn your vpn off brazil