/AFL/ - ANZAC ROUND

>/AFL/
>capital letters
not a fan of this, don't do it again

...

HEAVE HO UNNA

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Are there any Yuros in AFL?

Who's worse?
>Essendon Boombers
>Boort Adelaide

>kengerus

who /dabloos/ here?

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take your pick ladies

we need a thread for the VAFA lad
for me it’s uni blues

who /borntoresist/ here

norf

theage.com.au/national/victoria/one-by-one-people-went-down-footy-fans-collapse-at-official-anzac-day-lunch-20190426-p51heo.html

Nice """food""" they served ey

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do NOT let /nrl/ see this

PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY

PIE GODS

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>"I didn't see vomiting, I saw some people fainting, distressed and sort of light-headed. I think a level of pain, but more light-headedness I would’ve said," McLachlan told 3AW. He said he was happy with the incident management inside the stadium after a response room was set up and didn't believe it was a "longer term issue".
>He said he was happy with the incident
Gil pls

literal cat food

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come on lads I can’t start all the news by myself

afl

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epic meme freshie

Just stop

I can’t find the western region football league thread lads can somebody make one

state of this freshie

might make some more news to trigger these freshies lads

Worn out another rod m8

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we need a thread for every amateur league

>"there's no water out here though Lingy."

business idea: blood capsules for tactical stoppages

this ad is legit gay, homo undertones and overtones

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodgate

t. closeted homo

kek

KEK

K E K

where's that spud who was talking up his elite MCC membership last week? Absolute state

yeah you aren't allowed enough swear words to accurately capture male bants, scripting it and having to hire a couple of bogan looking actors wouldn't help either.

If you see homoeroticism in a bunch of mates having a few beers you are probably gayer that you realise

has nothing to do with membership, it was $700 a head event

>here put this towards your rod
wtf is wrong with queerslanders

That ad really is gay though
>Obvious scripted talk exactly like you'd see on a porn site
>The eye contact
>That unbuttoned shirt on the handsome bloke

call to rename it the Melbourne Cope Club

put this towards it mate

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The problem is you clearly watch too much porn and your mind has been fucked to see male interaction as sexual.

You are probably the type to think its gay in a war movie if two guys hug

kek you gay cunt, it's no different from any other awful ad

>three blokes, one dog
>two tents
confirmed

Couldn't help but make a bet just before the match, chipping away at it bit by bit

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>won't share a tent with another man from fear of being labelled gay
state of you. seek help

me and the gf

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nothing wrong with being gay m8, and enough with the projection, I'm not the one desperately coming to the defense of a beer ad's heterosexuality

>Not being ditched by your buddy in your last school camp as they wanted to camp with others one night so you whacked it off in the tent alone

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au.reachout.com

Not bad to be perfectly honest

thanks

looks like a Patong Beach Thai whore
lovely.

don't speak about my gf that way

This ad's way worse

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this makes the freshcunt seethe

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guy on the left looks like Christian Bale in the machinist lol

stone cold encourages me to drink at least 20 standard a day

awwwwwwwwww hell yeah cunt

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should use the overlay blending mode on the sneed layers, it'll be a tad more convincing tattoo

cheers, I think the main problem was that the outline on farmer#2 became too thin when I had to scale it down to fit and I couldn't be arsed retracing it

>Asian women going for any average white guy
pathetic honestly

I'm not any average white guy, I love her dearly

based pooOORTT

i kind of like them in a way

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just put a stroke on the layer if that's the issue

would've had to do the internal bits as well like around the eyes and mouth

Do you have to take an ice bath or can you say no? I'd get hypothermia doing that

who's that mong cunt with the mullet in the long sleeves for Norf?

you go numb after a couple minutes and it's great for inflammation, better than next morning beach recovery session

Pittard?

>Mind you Collingwood are coming with plenty as well
Wrong match BT

doesn't look that much better tb h, I think the thing about these tats is they're coloured in and therefore meant to stand out against the skin

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doesn't really stick out as an issue to my eyes, it's just the blending not following the shadow and imperfections of the skin, especially on the right side

copy layer, duplicate++++

sticks out to me as the line is a lot thinner than the simpsons character below
what do you mean

North will win this

It's post ANZAC Day not post opposite day

the reverse norf

is Rockcliff shit these days? his disposals always look very average

Been really good so far this season. Back to brisbane level

l-lads
surely not

Norf Melbin CEO is legit going to murder someone after this week and then this loss

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was just about to post this, is the rare reverse norf on the cards?

aware me on norf's week? I'm a casual

not enough time now

nah they're cooked

>give fans hopes of a comeback
>dash those hopes
classic norf

right click on layer in menu, click on duplicate layer, then play with the opacity to get the tone right. if you want it more colourful then do a colour balance adjustment on the layer, here's a quick test which looks. Other issue is your sneeds are higher res than the bottom photo, so change that with either a gaussian blur or a mosaic pixelate

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>umpires with different calls
lmao

What a shit decision

jesus what was that call

>1 ump holding the ball
>1 ump dangerous tackle
what a joke

>Another last minute ump blunder
Story getting very old very fast. Umpires getting fined for objectively incorrect decision when?

umps went a bit of script lol

media going to town on them

>smellbin peemons last by 0.7%
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Never.

The AFLs official response is to make the umps better everyone needs to treat them with more respect. The AFL gives very few fucks about incorrect decisions and they close ranks in support of their umps quicker than american cops do for those who shoot unarmed black men.

thanks. Haven't used photoshop in years so appreciate the tips, only pirated it to make that sneed pic the other night lol. got sick of using a generic photo editor to make memes

*breathes in*
bruuhhh..... loook at this... ohnonononONONONONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nomming these

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Literally the opposite of all this will happen

BT soon 7plus.com.au/live-tv?channel-id=Seven

collingwood will smash poort next week

all good except mighty /crows/

>getting a medal for being BOG against NORF
not really medal worthy

based Reality Check
they don't show it, pretty sure I've tried before

are they giving all the best on grounds anzac medals this round?

of course, the entirety of the ANZAC spirit can be summed up as a participation award. Much like the modern armed forces is basically glorified work for the dole.

blues or hawks m8

Hawks, but not by too much
They're showing it now GET ON

haha yeah awesome mate good for you

BASED this is much better than fox post match garbage

>the virgin Chad

Roaming BT more like horny BT amirite

it's 2019 bigots you can't say bird anymore

afl: the person

why is BT more sedate than usual

It's that time of the month

based Fro

>School girl
Adelaide much like the rabbits

>schoolgirl gf
I will never know this feel

Xavier's gf on Richo watch

Xavier was born in 2000 wew

>"Just my partner and son"
Hmm

that schoolgirl gfhas really thrown me lads, damn.

trip on bitcho

Enough Oak BT

did she call him chunky?

Woah there

Hamish a bit too interested in the gf there

what's this about iggs sooking over Optus stadium turf?

>parasite journo's writing "columns" about boo'ing
peak Victoria

prove me wrong

someone post the schoolgirl gf

inb4 >richo

Can't wait till >we lose to Carlton next week and the shitstorm really starts

>NORF

*saves your thread*

yeah which one

/afl/ is a chill playa nigga
youtube.com/watch?v=xxvPH4SYsdY

3 foot injuries and counting this year. there were a few last year too.

it's either an issue with their boots (unlikely) or burswood and/or lathlain park.

lol

/crows/ tßh

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based

PIE GODS

FOREVER.

PIE GODS

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Up and at 'em

footy

test

Suns
Aints
GWS
Fred
Hawks
Cats

glad to be with you this fine day for AFL lads. Going to Dan's and Woolies later to get MANY drinks and snacks. Want anything?

Just get me some plain Pringles and some Fish Fingers, will pay you back later cheers

why do people give a shit about booing all of a sudden

had sex last night and against this morning for the first time in 609 days lads
second girl i've ever been with and i'm almost 26

because the media are reactionary parasite bottom feeders who manufacture stories to keep the money coming in.
good for you lad, I hope she's nice.

reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when georges dad put too much spice in the armies food.

Going for the cheeky bets in Brisbane

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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for me, its the iggie diggies

for me, Fred.

for me, nrlel.
shall return when the netball umps go back

>emptystadiumgrab

For me?
Stephanie Gilmore, Australian female surfing champion with a rough head and an amazing body.

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which /afl/ player would make the best trap?

callum "hannah" mouncey

one of the vicshit manbun wearing faggots

Im reposting this in your thread because I’m genuinely interested

>AFL in meltdown over some booing
How are Victorians actually this soft? How would your average Melbournite cope after an NRL game, where small fights in the crowds are the norm?

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awful, awful suggestions.

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>crowds
>nrl
you're being untruthful son

alir alir

m8 it's the BIGtorians that are booing. Now go back to your dead thread and stare at the last post that has been sitting there for 14 hours.

will hayward

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>doing anzac shit 2 fucking days after anzac day
cant fucking wait for this shit to end i think i unironically prefer faggot round

>God Squad Suns or Brisbased
dunno who to support in this one tbqh

"lest we forget" why? are they afraid we will try to invade turkey again?

it's ANZAC ROUND dard.
BASED Fred had an SASR VC recipient as Number 1 ticket holder for a while, very elite and muscular.

Indian girl wasn't at Dan's for the second week in a row lads, think I've missed my chance

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happens to the best of us m8

for me, it was the chubby art hoe at the kelmscott dans

>chubby
based and hightestbro

>Someone brought their trumpet to the match to play their team's song every goal
Kek

what kind of QUEERSland faggot thinks so highly of themselves they bring a fucking trumpet to the footy

For me its Jane Bunn lads

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first vodka of the day lads

Based Bradley Walsh in the background

For me its David Attenbruh

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Crows and Saints is 50/50 but I really don't see Shitney getting up against the GREATER western sydney GIANTS tonight lads

put the house on it?

Hodge ded

Damian grinning like a smug fuck right now

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What did Ben Cunningtons hairline mean by this?

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fuckin' hate that worm, i remember when Footy Show was halfway decent and that cunt thought he was above getting dressed up for the Gilligan's Island ep and they bullied him to do it until he caved like a beta.

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tfw that is my hairline and im even younger

Going to JB Hi-Fi, you lads want anything?

should I cop Division 2?
also bring back the most petite tattooed whore that's behind the counter/working.

we don't tolerate slutshaming in /afl/ freshie

whore is a term of endearment for me

why are they doing the queensland and sydney derbies on the same day

That trumpet is making me cringe, imagine the people there

carn the coasters

carn cameron

Going to fit in a cheeky nap before muh crows

I reckon I'll get a light meal and go to the gym while I wait for muh Crows

>crows
never wake up

Might have a cough lolly or two before muh Saints

north of barassi

SAINTS lad

wish more shitters tipped GC lads seems like they shit the first five rounds and got a bit of a lead now deciding to tip conservatively

fucking shitters tbqh

*yawn*

The only two relevant / successful clubs playing today are dogshit this season

Feel like I'm wasting my life desu, AFL is the only thing I look forward to.

that doesn't explain it at all

what part of Brisbane are we from lads

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well maybe you just need it spelled out for you ya fuckin retard

gold coast cuckstomers a bit rabid

cannon hill reporting

you haven't spelled out anything

which two clubs are those mate? because of the teams playing today by my count basedbane is the most successful with three AFL premierships

new farm here

>That Lions ferocity
Whoops, Suns gonna lose. Thought the commentators were memeing last week about them losing their "dare" just because they lost to Adelaide. Going for another meme bet

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holy freaking pwned

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>he didn't bet on a lewie taylor 5fer
state

Actually that would be WCE

Two of brisbanes flags dont count anyway due to chokingwood

they are a geological and culturally similar region

please do NOT reply again as this is obviously above your intellectual level

west coast aren't playing today

based

someone can't read apparently and if you want to talk about flags not counting 2 of west cokes were from drug use and another from chokingwood so they are equal with brisbane

>they need a derby on the same day because.... uhhh.. they're similar
isn't that more reason to have them on seperate days
>they are a geological and culturally similar region
>Sydney and south east Queensland
are you retarded

thx for redden and yeo btw (^:

the state of your rationale, brainlet

where's yours

im above explaining myself to inferior minds

kek they just showed Cameron instead of Rayner

who /Janebunn/ here?

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>They're playing Pump It
Good times

fair enough

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come back?

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Oh nonono

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nah

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holy fucking BASED

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fuck off I don't care about this whale weather reporter

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how dare you

reckon your still an ace bloke but chin up ok

for me, it's /scherri/

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o-ok

>brad sheppard gets to fuck this every night
IT'S NOT FAIR

:^)

>fiorpeenie

oh damn

healy and lynch are the worst commentating duo ever

she's the goat desu

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no tits

ugly skeletor

How to win match?

that bit about the delay was pretty good

Give the umpires some money

t. dewie

i heard the suns board told dewie to lose weight then he reported them to human resources

proxy working well mate

been drinking since 4am

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>Go for Geelong
>More emotionally invested in St Kilda because my mum's side of the family + feel sorry for them
What do?

*voids bowels onto footy field*

it's happening, even players have awoken to how much "journalists" bottom feed off the game they put fuck all into.

it's glorious
who did the riewoldt reporter work for?

tom browne? he's 7's barrett

when had you stopped prior?

lol

...

around 11pm

you ever thought about getting into weed lad?

does nothing for me

best of luck matey tbqh

give it another try imho. just rail bong after bong until it really hits ya

disappointed desu

Jack Steven is pretty based

Mummy

Tom Browne is just some channel 7 weed who likes to ask the first question after Friday night footy and does some Talking Footy segments AFAIK, still a piece of shit. Had a passive-aggressive sook last week because he wasn't allowed to ask the first question or some shit.

who's booing who

FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO BOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Marvel Stadium
So epic!

>crows

Fuck

Oh well

Looks like it's back to mediocrity after last week

PARKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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waifu

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Remember lads, only 1 race the human race

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fucks sake ainters, should be 5 goals up

oi hav you got the .gif of this cunt doing the up yours sign?

nap went a bit over schedule lads, feeling very groggy, time to get on the piss

g-go crows

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nah didn't save it unfortunately, should have saved more pics of that obese saints weeb
>drinking diet coke
lmao

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think I put the needle in too far because its all black around the vein and it hurts worried I might have to get amputated

fucking chinks and their dirty meth

Just get it amputated mate

>shooting meth
once you switch to injection drugs you have on average 3-6 months (3 is most likely, 6 is generous) before your death. Enjoy not seeing the who gets the rigged hip druggo fag.

say what you want about him but you would never have the balls to go out in public with your waifu
you're a weak child who cares too much of the opinions of others

Whats he doing legs arent meant to bend that way

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would have meant more if it was at any match other than the rainbow poof match

Has the 'Gold Coast have improved so much this year' meme finally ended?

wrong, I've been to the movies on my own and had had an anxiety attack when people who turned up late asked me 10 minutes in "did we miss anything" your pathetic weeb position of implying you have balls for showing up with a fucking pillowcase (no one gives a shit about actual pillows) is rejected. Weebs like you are so pathetic and socially averse you think your ~kawaii~ underage Richo approved pillowcase will draw you some desperately needed eyes and attention so you can see your life is actually relevant to others (it isn't).
lmao'ing at your ""life""

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>no anime enforcer is with us
no-one has this much hate for weebs out of the blue in /afl/ kek

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Taking your waifu pillow in public isnt about having balls its just a sign you have totally given up and deserves nothing but mockery

here's your (You) for decent bait because no one is as pathetic as (You)

you let your fear of judgement of others control your life
based weeb has taken his life into his own hand and realised he should live his one life for himself and not for the system

triggered the shit out these soft cocks, well done

samefag

triggeredfag, don't you have some gore and perro to spam?

youtube.com/watch?v=754YgGYw1zU
These umpires don't even know how their own rules work, up their own arses

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imagine being so pathetic you have to post on multiple devices lmao

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>"hey mum! I used photoshop!"
sad

nice replies 1 minute apart there

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>everyone who disagrees with me is one person
more pathetic than the Aints lad

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stay mad and remember to blend in or else you will face the judgement of your peers

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got him on a string lads

based kicking straight practice

>weeb opinions
>relevant
my fucking sides

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the fuck umpire

t. Seething freshcunt

hot take: umpires are intentionally playing silly buggers until they get a payrise/the bounce is abolished because it "takes too much of a toll on the body"

>Crows playing well

could be a good day lads

a real man makes his own rules and doesn't let people like you tell them what they can and can't do
stay seething, while i keep enjoy my laifu with my waifu

trying too hard/10

>so mad he arbitrarily channels his anger onto the next random thing he sees

I'll be blaming the loss entirely on this hubristic comment

so you have no argument
you love to judge others yet fear judgement yourself

Imagine doing your job shit on purpose because it will lead to you getting a pay rise

lol

saint kfc

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imagine being so fresh you can't spot projectorvirgin

been doing the best I can for years at my joint

Reminder

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join the public service and you don't even need to do your job in order to get yearly mandated raises

he hath return

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ahhh fugg

WAutist is BACK baby

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>"Saints getting a reality check"
Hang on

Im a step ahead of you senpai, I already have.

what ever happened to bikecunt?

if I've been institutionalized once and been to the ER 15+ times due to drug related issues is it possible I get into the ADF

decent gimmick devised to make the Weekly Biggest Autist team with a few memes stolen from /n/

what ever happened to the Weekly Biggest Autist Power Ranking Guy?

not a chance.

Doea he still post here? He was very based

sanity prevailed and it became apparent that it was never funny

im still here fucking escorts, smoking meth, riding my bmx harder than ever before, cunt

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Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making observations and notes of all nominations. I am compiling a Team for 2019 based on the events that transpire here but have taken a more subdued approach to posting, rest assured when autism presents itself I will be there. Glad to with you all for another season.

Sorry I haven't been posting much lately m8s, was trying to avoid endgame spoilers.

nomming the 10 odd freshies who keep on caging questions about the history of /afl/ under the guise of nostalgia posting

I am a sick man. ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased. However, I know nothing at all about my disease, and do not know for certain what ails me. I don’t consult a doctor for it, and never have, though I have a respect for medicine and doctors. Be-sides, I am extremely superstitious, sufficiently so to respect medicine, anyway (I am well-educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am superstitious). No, I refuse to consult a doctor from spite. That you probably will not understand. Well, I understand it, though. Of course, I can’t explain who it is precisely that I am mortifying in this case by my spite: I am perfectly well aware that I cannot ‘pay out’ the doctors by not consulting them; I know better than anyone that by all this I am only injuring myself and no one else. But still, if I don’t consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well—let it get worse!

I am now actively seeking out long form articles about Endgame to read. I am *obsessed*.

*noms you*

nom nom nom :3

Not a freshie per se just rarely post in here. Am almost exclusively /cric/

"pepper money"

lmfao

what kind of fucking sponsor is that? who are they?

>A goal within 17 seconds of the 2nd half

I wonder if Straffo cried, I know I did.

>Cap bitches out
>Tony dies
>Black widow dies
>Hulk becomes a smart cripple
>Thor joins Guardians of the Galaxy (who were supposed to never exist or some shit because of time travel)
capeshit is a cancer on society like spaceshit

absolute mad man

>just fucking stand there and let someone intercept the ball instead of jumping for it

>Missing from not even 15m out
Kek

Fred gonna put fullwogs to the sword tonight. Mark my words UNNA

No. I have a mate who is fit as fuck, strong, committed, ambitious and motivated but was once on meds for a year or too as a teen for depression and couldnt get a look in.

Besides currently there are almost no places available for men

"my team's home ground is marvel stadium"

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For me, its Parker

the CFS will take you, know a few ex druggies that went that route. Though your chances of dying in a fire drastically increases.

>tfw Crows

proud lads

30 minutes lad, not the time to count your chickens

avengers endgame in cinema now

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My mate was dragged to it on anzac day by his missus and he says the audience clapped and cheered multiple times.

Why is the guy flipping the bird in there? He seems normal.

*dons fedora* honestly I'm a bit jealous, I don't remember the last time I was excited for anything

I went yesterday and it was EVERYTHING I could have wanted it to be, and at the same time completely unexpected and thrilling. It's such a ride but there's so much in there that packs an emotional punch. It's bigger than anything I've seen, and the greatest victory lap ever.

In a weird way, it actually has me LESS excited for Spider-Man: Far From Home. Because like...it's done. I'd be completely content for them to wrap up the MCU here. Or at least stop for a long while.

I cannot imagine how they could possibly top Endgame. But the cinematic experience it gave me was also like nothing else. The crowd was SO into it. The cheers at certain moments were louder than I've heard at sporting events. My bias towards this movie is undoubtedly partly due to that. I'll never forget it.

Usually when you talk about a movie, when you say "Can you believe THAT scene/moment", people know what you're talking about. With this? "THAT moment" could be like 85% of the entire film.

all those years of being an outcast and nerd and all of a sudden your interests are mainstream and accepted

im envious tbqh must be nice

because (You) were balancing something on your finger s-ycunt

>search google for comment
>it's not a cringe pasta

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just spotted a freshie lads

That looks like the neck of a beer bottle in the background.

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Fair dinkum, if I was a coach id fucking drag any play who plays on after marking in the forward 50 or marks is on a bit of an angle then turns it over trying to hit up someone in a slightly better angle.

Back yourself and take the responsibility. If you miss I dont care but have a crack fuck me.

Business idea:

CEOs spike coaches gum with methamphetamine

one more goal and >we'll be in the 8 for about 40 minutes

id honestly stop supporting the team

Can't help but go for the Sainties even though I tipped the Crowers, lads.

Business idea
Fold North Melbourne and Melbourne

I'd fold Western before Melbourne.

Fold gold coast and gws

Move north to gold coast
Move hawks to tasmania

Afl is fixed

>CEOs spike coaches gum that they want to destroy with methamphetamine*
would be interesting for sure but wouldn't like the exposure the dog cunt media have becuase of it

when's majak back?
my gf, sister and mum keep asking

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kek, these commentators are so dejected, absolute seethe that the crows are getting up

>reality check for saints

Based and aborted narrative pilled

>jayke
this is why the white race is doomed

It'll be all the sweeter when Adelaide inevitably shits the bed again come September.

Don't honestly pretend like you don't want to see St Kilda do decently for once.

starting to believe lads

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>Mathieson
might have some hope, seems like a nordic name where they name the son after the father
Mathieson = Maties' son
don't forsake the zoomers just yet

just a poo full of poo helps the poo go down

Franklin out, swans might actually win now

Believe in what?

G*d.

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kek imagine actually believing this

drop jenkins
start scoring big again

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Yay!

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Swans are better without shanklin, giants are going to be in for a shock

classic happy drunk wog on 5AA

bang bang skit skit nigga

Good win desu lads

about 5 minutes until all the underage freshies get back from the family dinner. Just clicked through 50+ traffic lights, this better be worth it

So is Parker the new St Kilda Rapist ala Schneider?

>shitney derby
>stadium isnt even half full
KEK the state of poo south wales

Probably too busy fucking each others assholes.

lmao imagine naming it the Brett Kirk medal

BEYOND seething having some slut do an interview during Mundy's walkout to his family
tb h

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wonder if the gorecunt freshie is still with us

Are Shitney or the Peemons a worse team right now?

PPM (posts per minute) aren't going to go up until you make a new thread you dumb fucks.

*keks*
just because he isn't good enough to carry them doesn't mean he's dead weight

horrendous gimmick

>making a new thread
>77 posts early
kys my man

Peemons without a doubt
>0.7%

Why even bother doing the toss when the siren's about to go off 1 second later?

>why bother bounce the ball when there's still time left

what if one side commits an infringement then gives away a 50?

Good point

hot take: Fred does the most involved ANZAC ceremonies of all Teams. I didn't see any Vic Teams wheel out a senior fucking cripple to recite "For The Fallen"

BASED Fred

eating poo lads

NYGOD

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boggles my feeble mind that roasties have to be constantly reminded not to text via million dollar advertising campaigns while driving and still continue to do it

boggles my mind that women are still allowed to drive

fred are so cringe

just saw a man on his phone in front of me driving home. your logic is flawed

lads I want to be a 20 yr old slut in a tight dress and boots desu

"no" unna

fullwogs gonna get the purple dick I can feel it

nice /nrl/ neme

>my on-off narrative trumps statistical evidence
insurancejournal.com/news/national/2018/07/10/494586.htm
>I am unable to differentiate between texting on a phone and talking on a phone
state of your """""argument"""""

"no"

Gonna go eat some taco.

>franklin doesn't play
>swans winning
hmmmmm

more likely, not 100% female
>I am unable to differentiate between texting on a phone and talking on a phone
what? I saw the guy in front of me hold up his phone and show something on the screen to someone in the passenger seat

We were just having a good laugh at your posts, mate.

state of that raging swans cuckstomer

sorry mate I don't post and drive so couldn't have been mine

you've got nothing but your headcanon
>hey mate, can you answer this for me? Don't want to be a dangerous driver like a stupid bitch.
see? I can make up a narrative too in order to backup my claims. KEK on the ropes, comprehensively btfo. Go defend these death-bringer instawhores somewhere else

Makes, sense. You're a guy.

also was it really necessary to squeeze into that gap in front of me when the guy in front was going 10 k's under the limit
nah he was clearly on instagram or something, stopped at the light for a bit and he held it up long enough for someone to see

>I'll fucking wear your rod out tonight mate

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for you

just did a stinky fart

Crack me glass open while you're at it mate

>stopped at the light
Doesn't count then.

BRISGODS
ONLY
BRISGODS

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15th vodka of the day lads

kek you dumb cunt that's when everyone is using their phones
do you even drive

>yep I count how much I drink, how else will I be able to calculate how cool I am?

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>letting some fag squeeze in front of you
>being so autistic you don't know everyone checks their phone/music/directions at the lights
my god man.

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Fyfe is back to number 1

I know you're a dumb shit zoomer troll but you need to understand something, some of us have to track out alcohol consumption under doctors orders because we have to deal being a wagie piece of shit, then come home and deal with cunts like you all day, faggot.

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Fyfe is number 7, idiothead.

Nah I think Darcy Moore is still the biggest faggot but Fyfe is up there.

lost count but i think im 300g of pure alcohol today

Hope he's clean.

Imagine being so pathetic you use drugs or alcohol to alter your mental state.

I'm older than you, this is a fact. 15 is a ladies number of drinks and vodka is a ladies drink.
>anime reaction image

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imagine being so pathetic you post on /afl/ and judge other people lol

imagine contradicting yourself

>I TOTALLY drink more than you son
>here's a fedora .webm
state of you

Lookin' pretty dapper there mate

anime is antithetical to the /afl/ experience

This is a bad post.

I am now actively seeking out long form articles about Endgame to read. I am *obsessed*.

>I make up quotes to support my insecurities
haven't had a drink in 10 years my child, continue to be upset for my entertainment though you absolute fucking Cadbury.
>waaaahhhh going to work hungover too hard for me!!! Being slightly uncomfortable is bad!!!
you're beyond redemption, might as well book your transition surgery now to save time on the elective waiting list.

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>saying nothing, just pissing and moaning
like I said faggot
>state of you

>doubling down on a Fevola Fedora
ohnonono

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yep, he's btfo and seething
>some cartoon that debuted in my 20s

>gayfl is such a boring 'sport' you fags would rather argue about this shit than watch it

I've never had a drink or a drug
the lord expects more of me, and I hope to deliver

This, there is no need for that nonsense. Shan't fall for the weaknesses of humankind.

I've often wondered how different my life would be had I made the best choices I could daily, every day over the last 10 years.

God bless you all
fuck the fullwogs
HEAVE HO UNNA

I've never done drugs and I regret drinking on the few occasions I did.

This tbqh

Neither have I. I don't believe any of that superstitious nonsense either.

>fuck le bitches who check their phones
>oh but everyone does it lol

my only enjoyment here is watching this RC tier effort come to fruition

if Fred lose to Bullflogs at home during Mundy's 300th then I dunno what those purple cunts have to play for really, fuck me they are frustrating unna

>Neither have I. I don't believe any of that superstitious nonsense either.

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>being a beta
>being legitimately upset someone forced a gap in traffic
>moving the goal posts to gloss over this
look forward to your excuse

>someone forced a gap in traffic
when did I say this

dardy

>was it really necessary to squeeze into that gap in front of me
are you that lonely you butt into text conversation online or nah? how dumb are you, honestly?

Ya wouldn’t bloody believe it but the only cunt who follows gayfl at my work is a poof. And not only that but a fucking wog too.

>forced a gap = squeezing into an existing gap
hello mum still drives him places cuck

Yeah, most AFL supporters have lucrative, white collar jobs. It's not surprising there's only one at your place of employment.

have you inadvertently outed yourself as a gay (redundancy) wog?

owned epic style

>forced a gap = squeezing into an existing gap
it doesn't matter, you still relented to another vehicle you fucking beta lol

I kept at the same speed you absolute public transportcuck
>a real man would've sped up right into him
if you really want to larp as a tough cunt your only option is to beep someone there

imagine being so pathetic you won't even reply to me, go one do it faggot. I would legit fucking dust you out the front of the pub no doubt, fucking beta piece of shit.

^ Embarrassing post.

kek EXPOSED novehiclelet
>go one do it faggot
what

>still refusing to reply to me
44 Tydeman Road, North Fremantle
Grey hoodie sitting at the bar

square up you little bitch, I'll punch you with my fucking car keys

donn't know whether to post my funny post or perhaps wait for a new thread

you didn’t reply to him as well top kek

sorry lads got some wogball to watch

>"him"
christ you're pathetic lad, "HE" is replying to ME. square up

here you go

let us start anew in a more positive manner

was made before

now there's a dilemma

I'll stay in this thread, couldn't bear to choose one of my /afl/ friends over the other.

Just gonna continue posting here until one takes off, to be honest.

elite strategy

based fence-sitters, truly the people who make society what it is.
sneed poster on the ropes btw

this is the thread

thanks but as the sneedatore poster I'll humbly concede defeat
at least it still managed to annoy the freshie

My fucking stream died. Where do I lodge a complaint?

going to be posting here now lads

t. Gazza

Think you mean "hodge" a complaint haha

What other league team in the world has had as shit of a record as St Kilda? Took nearly a hundred years to win anything and even then it was a scrape.

gayfl