Eggric Cantona

What did he mean by this

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Is this real?

What in the fuck

>french people

Can i get a quick rundown?

thesun.ie/video/football/football-legend-eric-cantona-posts-bizarre-video-of-penis-cracking-an-egg/

absolutely creasing

He is pregnant

Cantona is chaotic neutral.

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I think it's just a weird way of showing off his toned stomach. Gotta get creative as you get older to impress the ladies.

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Fucking kek

based

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pretty good size on that bopper

Damn it Eric

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this is so surreal

when the penis follow the egg it is because they think albumen will be thrown onto the abs

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tinder game : godlike

hilarious

My fucking sides, Eric you legend

>harvesting free (You)s off of a webm someone else made
now I know how refugees feel

Top tier posting

Why are normies so freaked out by this?

>I didn't need to see this today
>Do not watch it

I found it amusing and a little surreal but that's it really. Are normies really that fucking prudish and sensitive or do they just pretend to be so because they're petrified of being seen as "weird"?

All memes aside and in all seriousness, because never before was the question more pressing and appropriate than here:

What did he mean by this?

cock: immigrants
egg: society

Are you retarded?

Yea Forums is a form of media, media typically presents rather than creates news.

Protestants. All because of them.

cock = capitalism
egg = human race

You have a very obvious chip on your shoulder.

Did Inga reject you for a Turk?

He could also refer to Cantona showing A clip of potentially someone else

Our former PM did the same but without using balls. He made his man make a speech when he was refused to take part in a session

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The internet is full of people's genitalia interacting with inanimate objects. It's Cantona's expression that makes the clip.

just going for the low hanging fruit, friend

>You have a very obvious chip on your shoulder.

>Did Inga reject you for a Turk?

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If I was famous I would post bizarre shit like this constantly. Fucking legendary.

Why?

kek

Huh

bustin' makes him feel good

scandal women culture, everything is the worst

the absolute state of Manchester United

Normies literally can’t conceptualize three people having sex

I barely can conceptualize having sex

This is based and all but why?

cock: cock
egg: cock

Please don’t put the onus one gender. Women watch weird shit on the internet too

This is a class thing. The rich and powerful prefer to stay mum aboyt their sex lives

Okay this is epic

I thought all spaniards were hot

don't reply to incels, they're not human

thank you for trying to save us Comrade, but the capitalists beat you

What is the metaphorical meaning behind this?

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"i'm going to destroy your eggs with my cock"

As glorious as this is. Ex Manchester guys are losing it. Started with Evra, now Cantona. Around the time “United way” Ole was appointed.

his coming out

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Cock=bourgeoisie
Egg=workers

haha what the fuck

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Why did you reply then?

really makes you think

cock : the French football national team
egg : the rest of the world

did he shit his bed btw? look under his dick

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jannies need work too

Whom does the dick belong to?

How legendary is this guy actually? Would any soccer fan know his name for example

my mom

>eggric cracktona
tfw boomers have bigger willies than me

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xvideos.com/video2205611/ronaldinho_masturbating_-_ronaldinho_masturbandose

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I've never understood how penises fall back flat? I'm not huge by any means (I'm a little over 6"), but my dick just shoots straight up when I have a boner

Wew

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It's Griezman's right?

Y-your dick reaches your bellybutton too? R-right guys?

What did he mean by this?

how the fuck did he even find this shit? it's the kind of thing you'd expect to see on Yea Forums

holy kek

based

Ah yes, the post that saved spee

>everything about this

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