/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Seven

Robertsons entry music is nice. Thunder from down under is a cool nickname as well.

Shaun already slamming it in

Does he come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

I have a serious question:
WHERES THE CUE BALL GOING?!

I want to create something based on snooker. It can be a drawing or a video of some kind. Which snooker character should it be?

BASED Cahill playing like absolute dog shit

GWAN NEIL
What a steal

BASED Robertson

S T E A L

Fuck me I forgot the snooks were on early today

>Robertson leading 12-10
>match on the other table just finished
>Neil's turn, 2 reds 2 blacks
>"can you put the screen up?"
>ref allows
>Robertson slamming it in to 147
>Morph

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Imagine jackhammering Seema's tight pussy

Imagine holding her hand haha

QT Goth in the front row

I see her

brehs

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Have sex.

How many frames left on Murphy-Robertson match?

>morph

State of morph this session

Lads, I'm starting to like Shaun Murphy. I've always hated the fat cunt but for some reason, I'm warming to him

Until anyone wins 13 frames.

Bbc

Reeeeeeeeee

F

>the city of BBC2

He certainly makes the best reaction faces

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fuck, forgot there was a morning session.

Have i missed anything good??

REEEEEEEEEEE

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Fucking hell, haven't seen a good transmission fault in a long time.

COMFY

Fuck boys its all over

Robertson stole a frame with black from Morph

wish this lad would stfu so i can enjoy the bbcs smooth jazz tune

GOWAN NEIL SMASH THIS FAT CUNT

has someone commitied an atrocity at the crucible?

I mean in this session

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>Bah gawd, that's Ronnie's music!

Oh man this is fuuuucked gotta watch that jock bastard Neil Oliver

Wtf is coast?

SABOTAGE

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OMG this boi tho

thanks ISIS

youtube.com/watch?v=l7qZg3zOkpw

WTF
Is this the 70's?
How can there be technical problems in broadcasting?

morph this game tbqh

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Kek that or one of the comms snuffed it on air

COAST

Standard lol

And of course it had to happen during the snooker.
I bet this hasn't happened for 40 years.

Well, it's a good thing I have to leave for work.

lmao

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For me its Car SOS

I was promised snooker and F1 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This guy is more pedo than Gouldy

religion of peace strikes daily afaik

I'm at the Crucible rn
>Neil shouted "EXTINCTION REBELLION, VEGANS RISE UP"
>Ebdon descended on the arena and started smashing up TV cameras
>Neil impaled Murphy with his cue
>Maguire pushed Cahill into the path of Neil's wrath and ran out the side door
>Dennis defended the vegans saying "normally they're the nicest pair of lads you'd ever meet"

It was 5-3 yesterday, so 2x4 frames morning and 9 (or less) evening session.

Jimmy white has finally cracked after all these years of never winning the world championship. shooting the place up now

Is Seema ok?

big kek

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Thanks

Hazel nailed her with a snooker ball filled stocking

Yay finally

I take it that they're still playing right now?

We back boys

that's a true Scottish lass right there

Ginger in disguise

erotic

decent array of qts in the crowd this morning

Neil looked so devastated when the crowd laughed

>Neil

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lol just wack it whats he doing

>Murphy can't play safety

What happened?

Neil missed a snooker 5 times to donate 20 points away.

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is that /ourguy/ barry stark in the background with young kyren?

>imagine falling asleep every night with your legs tangled in Seema's.
why go on living?

I think I'm in love with Seema.
What do.

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obviously stalk, kidnap and rape her

like a fat cherub in a Rubens painting.

just get good at snooker then you can meet her

Line up the pink and pot it in?

>BBC continues to feed into the "Cahill is a genius" narrative by only showing the frames he won in the highlights.
>Maguire has won 5 ranking titles in his career but is reduced to nothing in their estimation because MUH amateur beat Ronnie.

Either outcome of their match will be great.

Maguire better annihilate him

Why does Cahill suck so bad in safety and snookering

hes an amatuer. has prob had quite a good chance to learn the rules now though so should get better from here

>the state of these tweets

Young guy - wants to play flashy and get high breaks - doesn't train safety - sucks at it.

Because he's a bad player

To be fair to him he only started playing snooker last week

No footage of Cahill's century, hah

>Neil in charge of escaping snookers

Damn, Neil looked so good yesterday.

I missed the start, did Cahill find some dodgy sponsor?

what is his endgame?

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have a feeling Robertson relapsed into his WoW addiction last night.
look at those eyes.

HENDRY ADMITTED TO BEING A SNOOKER BRAINLET

might be in Ronnie's guild

>the way Seema says "goodbye"
HNNNNNNNNGGGGG

D D K
D
K

he clearly paid blizzard to make bfa as shit as possible so he can play snooker properly again

where's based user who was streaming the snooker on twitch?

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>guy with a Norwich shirt underneath his hacket
based

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AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

LOL

Eurosport showing tennis and cycling.
why?
good old days when they had the snooker on both channels.

>Seema, wanna have a ride in my taxi luv?

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Cycling and tennis are wank.

NO SEEMA DON'T DO IT

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Seema stayed true unlike that traitor Guha

why is she so attractive lads?
although I must say this isn't peak Seema.
peak Seema was last year, imo.

sad stuff indeed

Cycling is comfy with all the nice scenery.
The practitioners themselves are not worth caring about though.

>th giant killer
>loses to a mid tier player
OHNONONO AHAHAHA

Robertson is pretty much done with snooker when WoW Classic is released

Hazel > Seema

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Ye my dad watches it a lot and when I'm back home sometimes we watch it together in the mornings, top comfy

“One of the games, World of Warcraft is an MMO (massively multiplayer online) role playing game.

“I was part of a raid team, and we played a few nights a week. When we got out to China for a tournament, I was trying to make the raid slot. When I got out there, the connection was so bad that I couldn’t get access. I was furious for four or five days.

“All I was thinking about was getting back home for a connection from China. I lost my spot on the team, and all of a sudden that became more important than the snooker which is absolutely crazy.”

he better win the WC before that.
I guess that's why he's rushing this season.

I like that they go out of their way to show landmarks as long as they are somewhat close to the course. They probably know their viewers pretty well.

that's mental

I like the shiny bums

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To each their own, user.

Eurosport logic: a third-tier tennis tournament and one of 1000000 cycling races they cover are both more important than the freaking snooker WC.
makes sense.

>'C'mon' he says, 'hurry up. We're going out'
>'Hang on a minute' replies his mate, 'I'm just talking to Stephen here'
>Jimmy looks at me for a second, 'Fuck Stephen', he says 'we need to get going'

Jimmy being a cunt to a 16 year old boy. What a great "man". Glad Stephen wrecked him over and over now and he never won a Worlds

vittu mikä krapula ei jumalauta äseken olin biä kännissä mutta nytten on jo paha voi vitun vittu

Perkele pesäpalo

>tfw Barry will never fix your cueing and stance

youtube.com/watch?v=0Z2Cb-P-wNk&t=38m23s

how do we get this back on the telly?

IT'S ONLY A GAME SO PUT UP A REAL GOOD FIGHT

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>now, good luck with that practise

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Jim Davidson is blackballed from the BBC. It'd be Vernon Kay and Shaun Murphy presenting it now.

I always enjoyed Big Break but even as a kid I thought Jim Davidson was a prick

TV makes long pots look harder than they actually are.

go on shaun!

>that joke about jewish male circumcision
Would never fly today unfortunately.

same desu and im even a little bit racist

Such a wholesome man

I'm incredibly racist and he's just annoying. All these blue comedians are utter specimens.

I watched him coach 4 or so guys in a private coaching session on youtube for like an hour last night. Mostly it was just fixing their cue action. He's the exact kind of coach you'd want. Shame he doesn't do it anymore.

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Thoughts on are Seema lad?

What do you do while watching snooker except /147/?

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one of the good ones

Doesn't belong in snooker. Not pleased.

She seems like a nice person but I don't think she's cut out to be a sports presenter to be honest.

make my pp hard

Mostly just chat to people on facebook/whatsapp/telegram on my laptop

I don't get out of bed much due to crippling depression

Excuse me, lads. He was talking to me.

>I don't get out of bed much due to crippling autism

Fixed it for you

why not both

what would you do if you took a girl on a date to the snooker and she only clapped once the commentator said it was good shot

I'd have left the moment she picked up the ear piece.

Could be worse though, could have a ton up sign. Only plebs care about centuries.

Why would you take a girl to the snooker on a date, that would be a terrible idea

Imagine if it was a Gary Wilson game and she died of boredom

run into the commentary box and try to kiss virgo

GWAN NOIL
STRAYA CUNT

This frame is a killer for Morph.

But where is the girl going?

Cough obnoxiously

>that guy in the Liverpool shirt in the back
Trying hard not to laugh

Come on you redmen

Any sport that involves hitting a small ball with a long stick is patrician. Except baseball, that's shit.

>woman acting in anyway at all without your explicit permission
YIkes!

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Absolute rogues gallery behind Alan and Steve.

Haven't followed football for a couple of years. Have they thrown away another title? Pissed myself laughing last time they did that.

Can really see robertson winning this tournament. hes look very very good.

>using 'are' instead of the grammatically correct 'our'
how did this become a thing?

Slang/dialects are grammatically correct.

Can't see anyone else who could compete. Maybe Riggins will start to show form, but that's doubtful.

Young people are dumb af

Kek

Even if I had the skill, I'd never be able to win snooker tournaments. Sitting down for extended periods of time doing literally nothing would destroy me mentally and they don't allow you to read a book or something.

Barcelona open isn't third tier...

>Sitting down for extended periods of time doing literally nothing would destroy me mentally

But that's what you're doing right now.

>manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/mancunian-sayings-guide-common-words-6465030
no.32 on the list. Everyone who uses 'are' instead of 'our' are definitely southern posers.

Not true. I have 3 things on the go at once here and I'm flipping between them all.

You could pull out your phone and look at all the people calling you "faggot" on the /147/ thread though

They let you use phones? Surely not.

shain murpher the fat lmao

saying "our X" makes you sound like a nothern monkey though so well done

nice adhd mate

time to watch some snucker

adhd is literally a myth

Mfw cue ball heads towards a pocket

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>lelphy

nawty snooker could do it.

it actually is.
maybe even fourth tier counting down from Slams.

No, but it's still funny.

Catch you later lads

youtube.com/watch?v=2Cq8y0pBfTA

>be a pro snooker player
>in a big TV game against rpmmie
>browsing /147/ when rpmmie is on the table
>go >rpmmie when he blunders
>clean up
>shitpost more in /147/

Cahill looks like that Scottish teen who killed a toddler.

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pls gib strem

What are Robert Thompson and Jon Venables actually doing nowadays?

no idea

He got arrested once for smuggling thousands of cigarettes into Manchester airport from Dubai

this kid?
I thought he'd never left Scotland.

Cahill needs to be destroyed, for the good of this competition. Cannot stand the utter bollocks people are saying about him.

>no Michaela in this thread
GRIM

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I put a £5 bet on him a few days ago to win the tournament. I'll be up £350 if he does

You should cash in now.

>gets fluke on the yellow
>Doherty: "he deserved that!"

It's not showing up as an option yet

>Murphy cares more about his media profile than his snooker
Fat cunt

this playing and commentary thing Morph is doing is so weird.
makes it look like a reality show where you see the participants doing stuff and then commentating on the stuff they did as talking heads.

Do we have the technology for Morph to do live commentary on his own games yet?

Murphy is a classical ugly fat Brit snob.

We at least have the technology for him to make an ass out himself on his own games

Doherty has the weirdest laugh.

kek

Ey up, Max Branning giving us a tour of Newcastle

Who's the most boring player in your opinion?

It's got to be Gary Wilson for me

giniko.com/watch.php?id=190

Selby is pretty boring. Even his voice is devoid of humanity

rob walker is such an annoying tit

When’s Ronnie playing lads

agreed, thank you.
finally someone who agrees with me on this.
>Gary Wilson potted a an amazing green uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Wonder if this young, talented player can dethrone the naturally gifted Selby

thank you, based left shoe

Oh, look, it's that guy in the corner of the posters.

>Even his voice is devoid of humanity
That's because he's a leopard

Hope he wins, because Barry clearly doesn't want him to

Anyone hoping to see Murphy in the final wearing a mouth piece and commentating his own play?

Selby exposed as a nail biter.

Watching snooker on a hangover isn’t any fun lads ngl

Pet rock also did weed, ket and Valium

Is Selby starting his torture already?

he's the type of person to call each of his own shots genius and magnificent

GWAN WILLO

He hasn't even been mentioned as a potential winner this year. Disgusting how he's been treated by Hearn

>Is Selby starting his torture already?
yeah, that match is already over.
Wilson nervous and Selby in full grinding mode.

Wow, you're hard

Well, you wouldn't want to have him on the cover of your videogame

are there any Chinese players who aren't "very talented Chinese players"?

Every single player is "naturally talented" even when they're near 30 and haven't done dick all in the game.

Z E S T Y

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Love me a good zest. Simple as.

and "young".

>ZEST intensifies

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190 come home back to /brit/ you big bender

>does drugs to cover the pain of the shame his parents feel towards him for molesting his niece in your path

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fuck off leave that unbearable gimp here

Is this the new thread?

Acutally isn't.

GWAN DAVEY THE FARMER GILBERT

ok, it's Indian Wells tier.
happy?

who is that sad porker there

Is Gilbert drinking out of his piss bottle by mistake

Gilbert drinking orange instead of wew snooker water the sponsors will not be happy

190 cm nonce

It's lempsip. He has a cold

Shippy

Wilson gifting wrapping it for Selby.

*gift wrapping

Selby's gonna shithouse his way to another Crucible title, isn't he

Is snooker actually watched much in Portugal? I thought it was only popular in the UK and China

That's never him?

BWAHAHAHAHA

Well, Europeans now tend to watch it on Eurosport since it moved there.
But I was in school in Ireland for 3 years (way back in the late 90's) so that's where I started watching snooker.
First WC I remember is 1997.

alri grandad

I wish we could remove all zoomers

I feel the same about Krauts.

Good post

They can be quite obnoxious, it's true

Good post

No, it's not. Yea Forums hasn't got with the times.
That's Kev Boyle. 190 is some Taff chimp. They aren't the same person

I wish they would stop clapping. I'm trying to sleep here.

Selby match over.
Will switch to based Williams.

>ask about the highest break
>miss red

When the lemsip finally kicks in Mark won't be able to keep up

Why does Eurosport insist on showing the shittier game constantly?

Here we go...

in awe of the size of the lad, absolute unit

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>ask ref about highest break while having the screen raised
>cue snaps in half

the zest, it never ends.

Yell GWAN RONNIE

>ask to have the screen raised
>fall over your own fat feet and fart loudly while face-down on the floor

How good is Wilson at escaping from snooker

As good as Hunter quitting from snooker.

but the damage it does to you mentally to know that you need to do this to win a frame.

Zesty frame

DA KUBOL
>lelby

Oh, so when they talk about quality being better than it used to be they compare it to the fucking seventies?

If you needed backup for a fight i can think of another snooker player i'd pick ahead of Shaun "unit:absolute" Murphy

It's all over for everyone else.
Selby is now playing well at the Crucible.

Mark Williams.
Murphy is a soft, doughy cunt that would get slapped all over.

C E N T U R Y

Looks like SelbyWinsLOL is back on the menu, boys

For me it's Mark Selby. He's so tough.

yep.
it's all over.

based selby
based zestiness
based arse

He's skinnyfat, wouldn't do shit. Murphy is a heavyweight
He's from New Parks so i'm sure he knows how to handle himself

Why is Williams a disappointment both in F1 and snooker

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You are all retarded, the best snooker player to back you up in a fight is Liang Wenbo, all that passion mixed with some Shaolin type shit

>Williams 1-3 down
Is it ogre for the banter lads?

>Friday
>Mr.Noseberg let me out from work early
>got a pizza and some crisps from Co op on the way home
>snooker is on

Peak comfy

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Milkins would kick his ass any day.

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Michaela looks like the sort of woman who does POV stepmom fantasy videos.

FINALLY A CHANCE TO POST MY EDITS.

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Based Rpmmie absolutely fucking ripping at literally everyone else in the tour
>me being at number 1 probably says more about them than me when a literal grandpa playing half the tournaments is at number 1 over everyone else
Based & redpilled desu

Robert Milkins is a journeyman, someone you should never lose to.

good old working class Ronnie, getting lasses pregnant early and his kids getting pregnant early

Not really when he's the best of all time and the tournaments he plays in are the ones with the highest prize money. Its probably impossible to overtake Ronnie even by winning all of the tournaments he avoids.

Backhanded promotion of his own tour.

Williams is mentally unstable though and would probably bite a man's nose and ears off.
Murphy is a thin-skinned fanny doughboy, who would start crying if you pointed out that his face is too small for his head.

can't see anyone beating Selby lads.
it's all over.

Yes, if the brave Gary Wilson can't do it, we're doomed

Selby will end up with more WCs than Hendry.
Screen cap this.

Going from 11 frames in the first round to 25 in the second seems like too big a jump

Why not go from 11 to 17 instead, keep things a bit more interesting

What do you mean? They go from needing to win 10 frames in round one and 13 in round two

hmmmmmmmm

It's 19 in the 1st round
25 2nd

Even the BBC will probably prevent Murphy from commentating so much, they don't want the sport to be seen as a meme sport where you can just pop in and out of the commentary booth and still perform to a decent enough level.

He's been doing this shit for years now, sadly it's pretty safe to say he's here to stay on his fat arse

Ah shit, you're right. Where tf did I see 11...

inb4 selby maximum

I think he was even younger than that. Like 13 or 14, if memory serves. Sincerely, fuck jimmy white. Nobody who hae ever read Yeats has been a Jimmy White fan.

most of their commentary team do that though, Angles, Ken Doherty and Ebdon all still on tour

Masters

>1 red, 1 black
Ofc it'll be a maximum.

inb4 max, world champion and back to #1.

fug he'll start safety autism

Do you get RANKING POINTS for maxis

He's clearly lost his game, better retire.

yeah, but those are more or less irrelevant.
and I suspect they're doing commentary because they're irrelevant now.
if they were reaching the last 16 of the WC, I doubt they'd be doing the same thing.

Selby is an annoying cunt the way he gets up and stares into the crowd like someone murdered his gran anytime there's the slightest noise

Steve Davis every time mate, he's fucking lethal look at this

youtube.com/watch?v=A2g6D6Ki_-Y

GWAN GAZMO

Pot the reds then, screw back, for the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Autism is a pre-requisite for any professional Snooker player

Fucking lelby

based

Must be distressing to lose your hair like that.

Needs more extending 2bh

But... world number two is Bono

I only understood half of those rules and i doubt anyone I'll ever play with know about them.
But good to know.

Hows yer luck?

autism is a pre-requisite for playing snooker, I had a lad at the club I work asked me to deal with customers for "excessive noise" and all they were doing is talking amongst themselves while playing

He's just looking up at Vikki

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>le #2 in the world foul and a miss man

GWAN GARY

Twenty's plenty

blog time, today I realized I was making a big mistake being so invested into my favorite losing games, I have learned to enjoy games much more.

Stephen Absolutely disgusted with big JP

>ywn meet a snooker loving qt at the crucible on a beautiful friday evening during mid-sesson interval and then take her to have a couple of pints before evening session
continues in 1 bong 40 bings right?

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t. IPL viewer

What year did snooker become uncool? 98?

Or worse still; a supporter of "The Hundred" format for next year.

Yes lads, just in

How was robbo/morph in the afternoon session

What did he say?

Dear bhagwan, ECB are so desperate. Ironic that T20 was invented by some Brit advertising firm (at the request of the ECB) and now IPL is helping kill the twits at the ECB.

A guide

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still can't accept the fact that Ebdon has won it desu

Jimmy will go to his grave bitter and unfulfilled because he never took a WC

>2016 Mark Selby
>BASED
delet

yes, it has literally destroyed his life.

topkek

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Is JP the most forgettable >1970 world champion?

I'd say the leaf.

Based because, for a brief and glorious moment, it looked as if Ding would Bing.

People I forget won a WC:
John Spencer
John Parrott
Shaun Murphy
Graeme Dott

Possibly.
If he wasn't still around doing commentary, he would have been all but forgotten.
Bingham will be the most forgettable when all is said and done though, I can't imagine him doing commentary.

>Cliff "The Grinder" Thorburn
>The only non-UK champion in the modern era until Robbo in 2010
>The first man to make a 147 break at the Crucible
>Forgettable

Dott will be remembered simply because it was the most painful final to watch ever.

Nah, he'll never be forgotten so long as Dennis Taylor never shuts the fuck up about him every time someone starts compiling a break over 50

Yep, sounds exactly like something I'd forget.

Cliff is one of the good guys, stop bullying him.

>wagecucking done for another week
>whole weekend of snooker ahead

The things we do for snooks

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I often wonder why Canada stopped producing Snooker players. Cliff says its the difficulty in moving over to the UK or travelling around but that never stopped the young Chinese lads. It's also weird that there's no snooker comps in Canada or North America generally, especially since Canada was home of some decent players in the 70s and 80s.

Having a second glance at this I notice the absolute longevity of current champion, whining Mark Williams. I'll have to rate him a bit more, that's actually great stuff.

>that never stopped the young Chinese lads

THIS YOUNG CHINESE PLAYER

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>you now remember Kirk Stevens

Who could forget

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How did Cliff develop his game, was it back in Canada?

Can a human being look more like a mole than this?
I am not convinced he wasn't conceived by a stray mole from his mother's garden.

>you now remember Alex Higgins calling the black ball Muhammad Ali on live TV

youtube.com/watch?v=CY1QQ-_o_Z8

>white tie
Maybe a cultural thing, but in my book that is a total faux pas. You only wear white ties at funerals when the deceased is a cousin or closer.

absolutely based and redpilled.

I think it's cultural, I've never seen a white tie at a funeral, only black.

Wikipedia just says
>Thorburn first went to England to play snooker professionally in the early 70s. He had met John Spencer in Canada, who had advised him to go to the UK to improve his game. He was runner up in the world championship in 1977, and was soon considered a contender for tournaments.
So basically Cliff, as an adult, moved to the UK once Snooker started being popular

to me it just looks tacky.
in that awesome 70's-80's kind of tackiness.

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yeah...
for a British sport it's very under-represented in Commonwealth nations.

>matthew stevens was in two WC finals
What happened to that guy?

legendary choking happened to him.
he never really recovered.

Gazza playing some top quality snooker. Selby has no chance, he's playing like he has parkinsons

based and milfpilled

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Look, I'd defo smash Hazel's big bum. But rating her over Sexy Seema is fucking bonkers, lad.

OK lads, it's the big one

Seema, Hazel, Michaela

Fuck, Marry, Kill

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Based. I'm looking foward to getting home later, grabing a beer and maybe Noil vs Shorn is still on.

marry michaela fuck seema kill hazel

the only acceptable answer

Fuck Hazel, Marry Seema, Kill Michaela

Marry and breed Seema
Fuck Michaela multiple times in threesome with Seema
Hazel can watch

Just checked and I only have 1 (one) beer left, what the fuck am I going to do for tonight's session.

You'll probably run out of beer

Nice get

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Get some more

Based and KostjaVassiljevpiled

WILLIAMS IN HOSPITAL WITH CHEST PAINS

bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/48073349

PRAY FOR WILLO

I have a kebab and 8 cans of Guinness conmfy af

>James "The Giant Killer" Cahill
Are they fucking serious?

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F

F

Unfortunately, yes.

Yes, can't wait til he gets absolutely buried by someone in form so people can fuck off already

>April 19th: Mark Williams has no regrets over year-long world title celebrations
>April 26th: World snooker champion in hospital with chest pains
2 many kebabs

scenes when he wins the championship

151 break coming up now lads

Hopefully Robertson finishes this fat snob fast.

2019: the year banter lost

>dad is sat rewinding the TV so virgo is saying "where's the cue ball going!" over and over again

Is he, dare I say it, a memer?

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I shit you not I have 48 cans of Guinness

>Virgo keeps asking where the cue ball is going
>He genuinely cant remember because he has dementia

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the apple never falls far from the tree

>ywn have a MILFy stalker like Barry Hawkins

twitter.com/justCallMeEms8

Lucky Baz.

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give us a few lad

Looks like a proper bunny boiler tbqh

anyone got my freddos?

Husband is an absolute cuck

Come over for a bit pal

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

Mummy

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Away to tesco to get some beer, will grab you some freddos as well lad

Jesus, imagine losing 5 consecutive WC finals. One of which to John Parrott of all people. No wonder Jimmy picked up the pipe.

Robertson's cue action is absolutely peng atm

Looks like a stroke victim

Kept slag

Hate cunts like this

Pieface is getting absolutely HEEMED

Rob Walker has always been absolutely shite at coming up with nicknames

Does no one care that Mark Williams is dying?

It was only a matter of time tbf

Best 7€ I spent of my life

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He's going to win the championship and I'm going to win £300

I said F what more do you want from me

Probably only heartburn

for me, it's acid reflux

He died world champion. Ayrton Senna esqe.

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Is it €7 per month or something?

Eurosport player with streams for both tables is 7€/month yes, could've gone for 5€ month if I had bought the yearly but didn't think I would need the yearly

There's got to be a doctor doctor joke to do with balls or something

Is Robertson an Ausberger?

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Seems a good deal for non-britbongs if you can cancel it after only a month,

RIP

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yeah, streamhunting did my head in and I capitulated.

F

Really annoying that Ronnie robbed Robbo of the chance to avenge his Tour Championship final defeat. Hopefully Trump can stop choking because that's the only other final that would be remotely as compelling

Sheesh, Robertson not in the mood to have a late night thriller

>Ding, Robertson and Bazza playing well
>Rpmmie and Morph out, Willo probably ded
shaping up to be a superb WC, just need the remaining jobbers to be knocked out

>Morphy

Bwahahahahaha

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Murphy should imagine the pockets are his gaping mouth and the balls are Rolos.

Robbo is untouchable, are we witnessing the 2019 world champion in action?

You just know he's going to lose against Higgins or Williams.

Very probably I'd say

JV obsessed with pussy.

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would be top meme if Robertson goes for max to win Morph

Based on nothing but a gut feeling I think this is Higgins' year

>forgetting it's Trump's year

one word:

Ding

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But 2016 was Trump's year

STATUS: HEEMED

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Can't believe I forgot about Pot Noodle

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more like a noise than a word desu

I want to believe

What a session from Robertson. He's even stepped up a level from the Coral Series and China

Why the sudden change in Neil's quality? Did he deactivate his wow account?

absolutely blessed to see Robbo play this good again

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He's been using practice as an excuse to get out of the house away from the baby

Sudden? He's been blinding this season

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>first 3 frames
>0 pots
>last 3 frames
>1 (one) pot
>morph

haha time for cahill

He's a great sportsman is Murphy. I'm beginning to like the guy. I think he's misunderstood.

He's also a man of God.

You know what this means, more Morph on comms

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I hope he wins.

Family problems before. This season has been amazing.

say what you want about morph, but hes got a fuckin tiny face

>He's a great sportsman is Murphy. I'm beginning to like the guy. I think he's misunderstood.

I've always liked him, despite him coming across as cringe every so often.

Children confirmed for game killers

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I mean this year, he's like a new player

Honestly I thought his request to take down the barrier was great, even though it was obvious he'd fuck the break up straight afterwards

KEK at the fluke from Cahill

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Please christ no

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Cahill is a jammy bastard.

Should be 8-2 down

is this a meme or does he really play WoW

beginners' luck

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He looks like the crazy frog

addictions to WoW and LoL almost destroyed his career

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He really did play WoW and pulled all-nighter and procrastinated other stuff.

Just look up the interview.

He had a serious gaming addiction.

No, he was addicted to video games, skipped practice to play and went into a major slump

I can't believe I'm starting to like Murphy. But compared to arrogant Aussies and cunts like Trump, he's the saviour we needed in this Championship. Sadly, it wasn't to be.

We now get a whole 10 days of his expert punditry though. Silver linings, lads.

What is the medical condition that prevents Maguire wearing a tie?

gaming "addiction"

It only didn't make him any money, if it did, nobody would call it an addiction.

Random Sunny to cheer you up

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Murphy pulls the best facial expressions.

tubbyculosis

Being a fat fuck

there's that cue ball going pal

Judd has a big discrepency between his nawty snooker PR image and what he's actually like imo, whenever he gets interviewed he seems like a nice humble lad.

Based Maguire the Chad ball smasher

>just fuckin wallop it like

Stephen ANGERY

theres something very satisfying about steves meathead style of play

That's not an excuse other fatties wear ties too.

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kinda
>be addicted to snooker
>earn money from it
>not an addiction

Its close between him and Liang

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:)

:3

Cahill's done brilliantly considering he thought he was entering an 8-ball pool tournament

>Just look up the interview.
Link pls

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This Scotch thug always kicks off.

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heard he wanted to try out Chinese 8 Ball, that's where the confusion arose

hi all, just got here, whats up with maquire? he looks bit angry

based bill

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>seething Stephen

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Imagine sitting in on a Friday night, excited to see the snooker and this absolute jobber is playing

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Seething Maguire,
Reds and colours pulverised

Cahill has been getting loads of flukes

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTHWVpCLX_I

He got fluked out of a frame :D

If you can't handle snooker at it's worst you don't deserve it at it's best.

more billposting please

Did he really self-diagnose as an autist. He genuinely might have posted in /147/ before

Cahill would have lost to Ronnie if he didn't go in-off when trying to split the pack to go 9-8 up.

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He's blushing cos he knows he's shite

He also got an outrageous one in the last frame of the 1st session

It's a shop, the actual tweet says "addictive"

hehehe thanks guys, based amateur

...

The good old days

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What a fucking aspie. WoW, Games Workshop and Star Wars collection.

His missus is a pig an all

miss big bill

Maguire's a shitter, wouldn't mind Cahill fluking his way past him too.

Let's see the twink against someone like Selby

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>against someone like Selby
yeah... about that...

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definitely posted here before

Nothing wrong with being a bit of an aspie lad

Seems to be doing pretty good with the old snooker as a result

One of his nicknames is 'Cheeks' lmao.

rofl

>young woman voice shouts "Go on James"
god I wish it was me there fluking frames

Only seething Ronniefags hate James Sweetcheeks Cahill

Implying he won't be past his sel-by date once Gazza is finished pounding him

Cahill is absolute shite

Maguire needs to win for the good of the tournament

haaaa nice one maquire

Cahill is getting all the breaks here

Maguire must be seething

SEETHING STEVE

Truth, but I'd like to see some more flukes by Cahill to send Maguire into a full on episode

Maguire to snap his cue before this match is done

Fucking state of his positional play

Get back to the amateurs please James

Imagine seething so hard at flukes you drop easy frames to a literal bwginner who didn't even know snooker existed a week ago

it really beggars belief, doesn't it

Kek even his missed pots end up in snookers

He's a pro from next season because he outearned half the tour as an amateur

What happens if they have the same number of points again?
Bigger break wins the frame?

Respotted black

>Bigger break wins the frame
???

Respot black

bloody frog doesn't know the rules

THAT MISS

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fuck me lol
how shit must ronnie have been that match

That's the one rule I forgot pls don't bully
Cahill blew it anyway

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

we've discussed this before: men tend to have more autistic traits than women
training 8 hours potting balls is pretty autistic, hence women can't compete

or actually, women are just shit in general

This safety battle really is men vs boys

Anyone fancy making a new thread?

>Bigger break wins the frame?

Having more points than your opponent wins the frame and you can achieve that through multiple attempts if your opposition is fucking up. But scoring a large break helps.

>or actually, women are just shit in general
here's the truth

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Maguire looks like the kind of bloke to just randomly twat someone outside a bar on a Friday night just for the lulz

Got chronic lower back pain, lads

proper lad is /oursteve/

What's wrong with this one lad

He looks like he's just woke up on a park bench after a mates stag do

bumb limit reached i think

It's long since past bump limit and falling down the catalog friendo

did James hope for a fluke there

He won't fall off. Yea Forums is ded

with the dregs of a bottle of frosty jacks left in his hand and empty cans of tennets scattered around him

He's Scottish, it's all bucky all day

How many frames are left? Probably not worth making a new one if there isn't long to go.

haaaa nice one maquire

probably 5 or so frames left? something like 4, 5, 6?

Some massive uncanny valley vibes I'm getting from her.

Seething

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Interesting speculation from the Eurosport commentator that perhaps Ronnie's bottlejob is partly down to not having the crowd 100% in his pocket for once

Break and 4 after this one

The face has been massively airbrushed in both pics

It's this, then 15 minute break and 4 frames

Fuck it I'm on the Cahill bandwagon. Who needs talent when he has strong mentality and lady luck on his side

It's really good value if you watch the sports that they show. Especially if you get it during one of their sales where you can get an entire year for a 10 - 40 euros.

fuck off mate

doesn't deserve to win this

perhaps make a new thread? i cant do it, my mom is here

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What else do they show? I know they do snooker, racing and some darts sometimes

post a zesty picture for op pic, and i'll make a new thread

This is hilarious stuff

New Bread in case the scousers push us off

How's Your mam preventing you from making a new thread?

cool as a cucumber m8

Damn cahill is one ugly mf

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A whole lot of cycling

fuck, got beaten to it already

The racing is that boring electric series but so far I've seen rugby, table tennis and cycling

only really care for the rugby out of those three, seems like skysports still have the monopoly over here

Cycling, rugby, tennis, endurance motorsports, superbikes, biathlon, alpine skiing, also bunch of niche sports.