/nba/ General - Warriors Lakers /WL/ Broship Dynasty Edition

SA: DeMar DeRozan scores 25 in win vs. Denver
DEN: Nikola Jokic goes off for 43 points in loss
PHI: Suns, Lakers to meet w/ coach Monty Williams
MLW: Malcolm Brogdon (foot) out Games 1 & 2 vs BOS
OKC: George says he'll deal w/ shoulder issue soon
ORL: Mo Bamba (leg) hopes to play in Summer League
LAC: Lou Williams propels Clippers to Game 5 win
GS: Kevin Durant scores 45 points in Game 5 loss
HOU: Rockets advance, James Harden gets 26/6/6/4/3
HOU: Clint Capela (illnesses) racks up 16/10/3/2

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division banners been lifted lads. nows time to celebrate!

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>this is a 10 in Canada

>Kenny, this player is better than hakeem the dream
>Shaw!
>In the form of a question kenny
>who is shaw?

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>Slap at offender blowing past you™
youtube.com/watch?v=KMKavKEKX2Q

harden's disbelief when he doesn't get a call. those are the best moments

threadly reminder

...Also, lakers really suck and you know it, OP. Stop doing this to yourself.

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>...Also, lakers really suck and you know it, OP. Stop doing this to yourself.

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$$$

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My Celties :)

my eyesight must be failing, can someone tell me who's #1 and who's #4?

>can’t zap the spark

...also, Lakers still suck and you still know it OP. Come back and post this ego driven shit when /your team/ is back on top, and you deserve it. As of now lebron’s made the Lakers into a complete train wreck. Lakes have missed the playoffs 6 seasons in a row, and now worse statistically since L3-6ron joined. No other team’s fans act this inexplicably belligerent except the lakeshits, even on /nba/!. I’m fucking sparks spammer and I’m not hated as much as you shitstains. Fuck off already I’m not even bothering with the algorithms when it comes to your troll ass. Get fucked.

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Westbrook is ass boy

>mfw LarryLoaf4.0.3 algorithm engine predicted the Westbrook 1st round exit

truly the Patrician's choice algorithm engine

The future is now!

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Based sparky breh spitting the truth :)

Everyone knows LarryLoaf4.0.3 is just a mere sham of a rating system! it obviously compiles it’s ratings lists using a bootlegged engine with properties which attempt to mirror and/or interface directly with a version of our software... However, it should be noted that S.P.A.R.K.S. has been praised for their optimization of this current technology, and their ability to properly fine-tune the scoring engine, resulting in a more accurate ordering than L.O.A.F.

It is all too common to get slight errors in your results if your machine has not been calibrated correctly with the most recent and up-to-date tuning methods. I believe this is the issue you are experiencing, and why, for example, you come off as an obvious fraud bc you have no supporting data and operate completely off personal biases (this error was corrected with the ShockWire3.7 update)

My advice: I would just ditch the whole LarryLoaf4.0.3 trash system and start getting acclimated to the sparky new age. Sparky has taken care of all your rating needs, so why worry!?

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The S.P.A.R.K. Rating System for April 26th, 2019 (updated for 12:00AM):

FLAME:
>•>99% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>65% to make Conference Finals
>•>60% to make NBA Finals
>•>40% to WIN NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (3-2): 130,892 overall sp. rating

SPARKED:
>•>80% to make Conference Finals
>•>45% to make NBA Finals
>•>20% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Raptors (4-1): 98,675 overall sp. rating
3.) Bucks (4-0): 96,222 overall sp. rating

SPARKING:
>•>25% to make Conference Finals
>•>20% to make NBA Finals
>•>10% to WIN NBA Finals
6.) Rockets (4-1): 48,893 overall sp. rating

SPARKY:
>•>25% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>•>1% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Celtics (4-0): 54,659 overall sp. rating
5.) /snakes/ (4-1): 50,109 overall sp. rating

SPARKER.1:
>•>60% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>30% to make Conference Finals
>•>1% to make NBA Finals
>••>35% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>30% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>••>25% to make Conference Finals
>•>1% to make NBA Finals
7.) Trail Blazers (4-1): 37,967 overall sp. rating

SPARKLESS:
>•

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There are pathetic GSW haters ITT right now that actually believes Clippers or any other team can beat Durant and the Warriors in a 7 game series

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The current /spARKY TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS for April 26th, 2019 (updated for 12:00AM):

1.) Steph Curry: 167,002 overall sp. rating
2.) Kevin Durant: 109,001 overall sp. rating
3.) Kawhi Leonard: 102,095 overall sp. rating
4.) Giannis Antetokounmpo: 87,909 overall sp. rating
5.) Kyrie Irving: 57,788 overall sp. rating
6.) Joel Embiid: 49,998 overall sp. rating
7.) Damian Lillard: 27,209 overall sp. rating
8.) Nikola Jokić: 23,709 overall sp. rating
9.) James Harden: 23,699 overall sp. rating
10.) C. J. McCollum: 22,177 overall sp. rating

Honorable mentions:
17.) LaMarcus Aldridge: 8,219 overall sp. rating
19.) DeMar DeRozan : 7,234 overall sp. rating

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/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10 PLAYERS:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 5 COACHES:

1.) Pop: 97,820 overall sp. rating
2.) Phil: 72,256 overall sp. rating
3.) Pat: 30,650 overall sp. rating
4.) Red: 27,472 overall sp. rating
5.) Brown: 21,711 overall sp. rating

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>Durcant

Lakerfags hopping right back on that Warrior cock eh.

Official Greatest Players of All Time List.
All Previous Lists are Void:

1) Kareem
2) Wilt
3) LeBron
4) Karl Malone
5) MJ
6) Duncan
7) Stockton
8) Dirk
9) >shaw
10) KG
11) Big O
12) Kobe


Do not attempt to override this list. It is Final.

/snakes/ reporting in
;)

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No sticky for Havlicek? He fucking died

>Malone ahead of Kobe
>Duncan ahead of Kobe
>Dirk ahead of Kobe

i like that you have MJ at 5 but the rest of your list is unacceptable and lame

for me, it's Danilo Gallinari

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i hope patbev decapitates that faggot before retiring

Diving in the NBA is worse than in football

it's not called divecourt

Literally who

oh and btw, cavsfags, all 3 of you, meet your new head coach (replacing the voice of head coach larry drew)
he's into jewesses as all normal chads are of course
youtube.com/watch?v=vlj_dR9L4Ac
just put kevin love on suicide watch ahead of time

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1.wilt
2. mj
3. karrem

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>OKLAHOMA CITY -- After a contentious series against the Trail Blazers that ended in another first-round elimination and what some perceive as a dent in his reputation, Oklahoma City Thunder guard Russell Westbrook shrugged off criticism Thursday.
>"If you want to determine my career and what I've done over two, three games, you go ahead," Westbrook said during his end-of-season exit interview with the media. "That don't mean s--- to me. It doesn't. I'm going to wake up, like I told you before, three beautiful kids, I'm going to wake up and smile, be happy, enjoy my life. Doesn't change anything about -- talk about if I'm playing bad or who's better, who's not. I know who I am as a person, and that's the biggest thing I can say about myself.
>I know who I am. I know what I'm able to do. I know my capabilities. I know what I've done. I know what I can and can't do. So I'm OK with that. I'm OK with who I am. I'll just be blessed to wake up every day and enjoy my life. The talk about -- I don't even know what talk you're talking about, but whatever that is, you guys can keep talking about it, and I'm going to keep living my life."
>"There used to be conversations if I was a ball hog, but now I lead the league in assists for the past three years or whatever it is, that's getting squashed out," he said. "So now the conversation is about shooting. Next year I'm going to become a better shooter. After that it'll be probably, f---, my left foot is bigger than my right one. Who knows.

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>westbrick is insecure about his feet

>7. Russell Westbrook
>8. Kevin Durant

BTFO

1.MJ
2.wilt
3.Kareem
4.Magic
5.Lelbron
6.Bird
7.shaq
8.Dr J
9. Duncan
10. Baylor

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who the fuck cares about the Lakers

>most popular team
>with the most popular player
>ratings way down with them out of playoffs

a lot of people apparently

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Just a reminder that Blazers are going all the way this year. Dame is your finals MVP

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>Kobe bellow LeBum

shit taste

i absolutely want it just because of how much it would enrage westbrick

So all the celtshit scum are going to be claiming they lost because they didn’t have Marcus Retard after they get BTFO, right? Nevermind the fact that the Bucks will likely be missing the only 50/40/90 shooter in the ENTIRE NBA

>Eatshitern conference

who even cares?

Eastern conference has 4 good teams
Western conference has 1 good team
Eastern conference is somehow worse??

worry about your own series

*easy coast

>warriors lakers cancer edition
Surprised this stupid spic has clambered back to /nba/ again this season to spam his edition after getting so decisively, thoroughly, indisputably BTFO and anally ravaged.

>this off season
>Kawhi and Kyrie least east

ayy lmao

*leave

t. increasingly nervous bandwaggoner
Warriors have been utterly exposed by the Clippers and I sincerely doubt any team remaining in the playoffs fears them.

>the East sucks
>I-I don’t c-care if 4/5 best teams are in the East, NEXT year they’ll suck I p-promise you!
Nice cope, Boris

>4/5 best teams
>are in the East

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Thunder suck dick

Name 1 good team in the West that isn’t the warriors

m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_JQLrLxdMQ

blazers potentially take out any easy coast team. nuggets and even the spurs possibly beat the 76ers, craptors or the Ltics

>blazers with no defense
>the ultimate frauds the nuggets who are about to get bounced by the 7th seed
>demar defrozen and the laboomer aldridge
>any of these teams being capable of beating even the 4th best team in the east, Philly

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My Blazies are better without Nurbitch. They would have lost the series if he didn't get hurt.

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>tfw leafs make more intelligent posts than any of the west coast retards who shitpost here

Don’t judge them too harshly, inhaling the constant smoke choking out the skies is making them all a little brain damaged

Can’t wait for the snakes to get rid of leaf scum.

>eastcoastlets seething
LMAO

filthadelphia frauds never beat the healthy raptor squad once in the regular season, and that was even before we acquired the embiidstopper Gasol

Y’all really think the East good when they got ran for a decade by one nigga who went 3-6 in the West? Kyle Lowry an all star in the east, he wouldn’t start for any playoff team in the West.

>Y'all
Why are niggers so unlikable?

Cause we had fucked too many white girls

This thumbnail got me hard tbqh

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>demar defrozen
the guy who left toronto to do great elsewhere? just like kawhi will?

Westbrook is shit

>There's still a Lakeshit here

Pathetic

everyone loves your Blazers
everyone loves good guy Dame! Laterally. everyone. (Even the one’s who talkn shit, they just mad jelly)

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Iggy for the Hall of Fame.

Y/N?

>so pathetic he has to brag about his conference rivals in every thread
Will the real laker nation please stand up?

youtube.com/watch?v=N4ejlfqOJKQ

Y

Fraud FMVP

I hope the refs let the Clippers harrass the fuck out of them again. It was great seeing Curry treated like a fucking ragdoll.

look at this shit
we could play in theaters when only 2-3 darks were allowed per team

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Serious question: would you have given the MVP to that year?
Curry/Klay were severely lacking in overall offensive spark that series. If you are one of those degenerates that claim LeFraud should have been Atwater’s MVP for “losing in the finals so good! Again!” From what the algorithms show, Iggy’s D was indeed the deciding factor in the outcome of a Dubs victory in that series...

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Basketball in a theater doesn't sound that bad.

I agree with all the people you put in, but I’d put Lebron above Jordan and Bird above Magic.

>has only played against amateurs
>Everyone puts him in their top5 of all time

??????

Why didn't the Sixers stop tanking once they had Embiid? Were Simmons and Fultz worth two extra years of being ass?

Embiid was hurt for his first 2 years and it's still affecting him now so it was the correct decision to tank. Fultz doesn't really count because he's the result of Adam Silver unleashing the Colangelos on Philly

Based /snakes/ poster. I smile every time I see your posts. Please know that you are eternally and unconditionally cherished and loved by all of /nba/

>Did you just laugh at me for not knowing the name of the wife of the president of Uzbekistan? I'll whoop your ass chuck!

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Fultz is going to make a comeback if he can just get his shoulder right. Dude is a grinder.

Is Jimmy Butler elite?

Y

Not answering media questions: based or cringe?

lol, fuck that guy.
Remember being so hyped for this team and then this guy just chose to forget how to play.
This was supposed to be a dynasty

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Based, the media never asks good questions

if you're Pop, based
if you're russel westrbrick, cringe

huh, the spurs won. i did not expect that.

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To be fair, that pub is in England
youtube.com/watch?v=O8D7IZMRupM
>dancing discord tranny
>drunk geezer
>dusty homeless guy
>random midget
>dancing girl with leg cast due to domestic violence

fucking fultz. Probably could have kept roco if they figured out fultz was just retarded earlier

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Shut up you subhuman fuck, it's not his fault he got injured. He's going to bounce back. Deal with it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldoBfVUW6Wc&feature=youtu.be

God you can already see how shook he was in this pic alone. He looks stiff and nervous

Covington's arms are absurdly long. I can't help but notice that every time i see this picture

Bros....I think the Sixers might get swept.....

>didn't watch in a possible elimination game
bro what are you about?

games start at like 3AM for me and i'm a working man, like what do you expect

look regularly proportioned to me desuwa

He is not coming back, brainlet.

Who is more cancerous, Lakers or Warriors fans? Or is there an even worse fanbase out there?

LeBron fans desu

NEITHER IS YOUR FATHER

I'm white

warriors gonna get exposed tonight

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Toronto and Boston fans are without a doubt the worst in the league. Not sure which is the #1 worst fan base though.

Holy fuck the east playoffs are fucking amazing this year

PopPilled coaches and players don’t talk to the media. The media offers nothing but the allure of personal glory and praise. Pop’s philosophy is the superior philosophy- Selflessness, ego-death, work together to accomplish something greater than the individual self. This is a great insight that is lacking in, not just the NBA, but society in general today. Capitalism makes greedy self absorbed asswipes of us all - instead of working together, we’re all off seeking out the lime light for personal glory. Pop and the Spurs proved time and again that Capitalism is a weak shitty way to organize players (people) and a teams (society). Unfortunately, many are unable to break free from their selfish, media-seeking tendencies though. life is infinitely more beautiful and enjoyable when we are showing unconditional love and appreciation for each other, however, the capitalistic way of mind poisons our inheritantly good nature. Capitalism programs the populous to place priority on self preservation at all costs (ego) rather than on the pursuit of empathy, understanding and wisdom. But it is well known truth that the great one-ness that is everything gives ZERO fucks about media hype. So how can we change the way we live? The way we think? The way we act? How can we become more like good guy Pop? For most, a strong shift in perspective, a psychedelic journey of some sort, will help to reframe reality and bring us all closer to that which we come from. For many who have been brainwashed into being selfish assholes by capitalistic entities, psychedelics offer a solution at last to your suffering. Get out of the LeBeta state of mind, and spark into the Pop state of mind... and do it on a trip! :)

TLDR; If u ever find yourself acting like that insecure self-absorbed beta bitch LeBron, but you would rather act like that beloved good guy Pop, you should probably try some LSD, psilocybin, or DMT in order to spark yourself into a higher plane of consciousness

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Druggies should be hung

1. Lakerfags
2. Leafs
3. Lebronfags
4. Warriorfags
5. Celshits
6. hardenfags
7. westbrickfags
8. spurdoras
9. doncicfags/kkkfags
10. knickfags
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9001. blazers
9002. memphis
9003. suns

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Lakers fans and Lebron fans are worse but they are silent for obvious reasons.

>t. confused and in pain, crying out for help
Many times, when people are seeking to hurt others, they are really just projecting the pain they feel inside upon those around them. Weary is he who bears the burden of hate in his heart. For is it not tiresome carrying all those resentments and personal biases around with you? Perhaps you may consider possibly attempting to change your perspective towards a more positive viewpoint?..

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>spurs fans 8th

Literally how. Nearly all Spurs are based and non cancerous

This obsession the media has with pretending durant is going to the knicks might be the worst forced sports meme I've ever seen. Durant couldn't save OKC with westbrook and a great team next to him, going to the knicks would be throwing away the next few years of hus career. It would be incredibly dumb and makes no sense.

Between the nuggest and the raptors who are the bigger frauds? For me it's the Raptors for dropping a game at home to Orlando.

Lebron literally did something worse though. NBA players are unpredictable.

At this point KD has already won his rings, so all that's left is money. That said, every team with the cap space is gonna offer him a max so he doesn't have to sign with the Knicks.

Remember a few years back when everybody was saying KD's move to GS was brilliant because he's gonna make all those investment connections in the Silicon Valley?

>NBA players are unpredictable
>that’s why I made the prediction that this NBA player would do this unpredictable thing
That’s pretty deep, user. Surely you have algorithms to back this theory of yours..?

I hope he is coming to Mavs.
So getting him + Zion would really help to get KP to playoffs for the first time.

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Shaq is such a sensitive baby

He’s not injured, he’s just a headcase

Lmao, Chokebrick is fucked.

Delusional OKC morons > Memeoirs and Lelkers by far.

based and poppilled

Who the fuck are you trying to fool you dumb Albanian monkey? We all know you’re a pathetic lakeshit fan. I remember back in December how delusional you were claiming that your lakers weren’t complete and utter garbage when they were getting their ass handed to them by the Kings, the Knicks and the Cavs.
Lakespics are the worst fanbase in the NBA and it isn’t remotely close

>leaf opinion

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The Lakers aren't garbage, they were just destroyed by all the trade rumors and bad management and coaching decisions and are bouncing back next season. Also, never said I wasn't a Lakers fan, just that Westbrick cum loving morons are worse. Learn to fucking read.

>unironically bring a commie
. big yikes

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No love for Kawhi?

>Raptors merch in top 10

Fucking bandwagoning scum.

Endgame, GoT, new Taylor Swift music, Warriors game....

What a perfect weekend !

Joe, you're in the wrong general.

based boominho

Durant was (is) such a good guy. Why the fuck did he think that joining warriors was great idea? Clearly he doesn't want to be the villain.

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He carried Golden State the last two years and is the sole reason they won the title.

those rings are worthless.

Not really though, he worked for them.

>be a top2 player in the league
>have 3-1 lead in the WCF against a historic 73–9 warriors
>chock and lose
>join warriors next season

like wtf.

It was a bitch move, but he worked for those rings and I don't see how they're worthless.

simple as

Warriors didn't even need Durant to have the best odds to win championship in the last 3 years. The only reason why Cavs won that one year was because refs bailed them out.

I don't know about that one, they needed him the last two because Curry has the tendency to choke and that's when Durant steps up as per usual and delivers.

>implying Durant didn't choke 3-1 lead against Warriors

Lsd more like Nba

it helped to put the blunder in their current god awful position and for that we thank the snake

We're not talking about that though, we're talking about his rings with the Warriors and they are well earned.

thank you sir

"Michael just remember when you played they changed all the rules to make it easier for you to dominate. When I played they changed all the rules to make it harder for me"

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Yeah,We're pelican fans,how could you tell

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>the lakers aren’t garbage

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What exactly are the "intangibles"?

This new ZO song is pretty good

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Been gone for a while now.
How did okshits react, did they all kill themselves?

What are they scheming?

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Haven't been here since February I think and what I get when I come back? Dame annihilating Westbrick. Can't get better than that.

larry what the fuck do we do if our warrioriers lose tonight...

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He always brings that heat

Celebrate

>Letting Drake into the locker room
That's bad luck my niggas

Rebuild

Based af Wlitposter standing up for reason yet again - At least someone around here will. Wilt was a god damn mother fucking legend, and anyone who says otherwise is misinformed and completely caught up in their own personal biases.

>"I said, 'Wilt isn't such a tough guy. I can guard him.' He backed me down and dunked the ball. And I was so far under the basket, and he dunked it so hard, that the ball came through the net and hit me in the forehead twice! Bang! So I said, 'You know, I think he is that great.'

--Spencer Haywood, The NBA at 50 p.169

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curry is gonna' go all-out tonight don't worry

Can we just get to Sixers - Raptors already

>only game today is at 11pm
fucking west coast

why are zoomers so tall? It's not fair...

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If you have to ask you'll never know

Warriors finna get BTFO tonight

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why the fuck is this allowed?

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You could tell a simian looking nigga was deep up inside her

Nice of Zo and Melo to invite a random bum to Endgame

how the fuck are they so hot now damn

who is that manlet on the right

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How to get swept again in the ECF. This time by the new best player in the east.

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Damn Melo is 6’8 and has handles and burner?

Why didn't Gelo just stay at UCLA he would have been a decent 2nd round draft pick by now...

How much would you pay for this?

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Because Lavar couldn't take the L.

He’s going in the lottery next year

Looking at this makes me want to take a watery Lonzo

Guys, do you think I can make it to the NBA, I'm the one in orange shorts.
youtube.com/watch?v=KT-7FgDBwl4

>"For him to say that's a bad shot, that's just kind of being a poor sport," Lillard said. "If anything, it was bad defense, because I had the ball in my hands with two seconds, and I wasn't going to drive, so maybe he should've just bodied up."

LMAOOOO

Ball don't lie

lillard is a beta faggot. westbrook is /ourguy/, and the people shitting on him are proof this general is literally redit tier

Lillard is in the wrong here. It was a bad shot and PG13 praised Lillard for making it in the same interview. Obviously the media didnt show that part so PG13 look like a cunt

>canada

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wtf is with your hair

£5

Future NBA winner memorabilia

Fuck off fake canadian, you incel cucks fan

>he doesn't know

>drinking anything with a bust on it
No thanks my man, that's bad for your health

Simmons absolutely crumbles every time Kawhi guards him
Embiid has never scored more than 15 points when guarded by Gasol
Reddick sucks dick
Harris is irrelevant
Butler is their only good player

my raptor in 5

LIlard's banter is top fucking tier, hope he goes to WCF just to piss Westcuck off.

It was a bad shot, but not for Lilard that made a couple of those earlier in the game and was already hot.

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You've seen BBALLBREAKDOWN vid as well, huh? They'll either sweep 'em or take them to 6, Da Klaw is gonna feast no them busts.

Why would Kawhi guard Simmons

>lillard is a beta faggot. westbrook is /ourguy/, and the people shitting on him are proof this general is literally redit tier

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i really want to see the clippies cucking the warriors bros, think that's gonna happen?

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not so fast nephew

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Because Simmons averages 8 turnovers a game when Kawhi guards him and that’s not an exaggeration. The final game they played of the regular season Simmons was literally not even dribbling and just passing immediately when Kawhi was on him. He’s scared shitless

I don’t watch dumb YouTube zoomers I just watch the games. You should try it some timr

>Regular season

Hmm, lets see

>not watching based Mike Korzemba

last digit of this post is how many points lowry will score in game 1

just another pic that confirms Endgame and every other Marvel movie is NPC trash

Ah yes Nigel, you’re absolutely right. The Sixers, who got BTFO every single time they played a healthy Raptors squad and who only took one game when Ibaka, JV and Kawhi were out, will surely be a completely different force and won’t have the exact same flaws exploited over and over again in the playoffs that were exploited throughout the season.

I understand why you hold this conviction - everyone knows that Brett Brown is only second to Popovich for the best, most flexible coaching ability in the league. Not to mention the sheer amount of playoff experience the Sixers have compared to the Raptors. Raptors only have a FMVP and 3 champions, Sixers have like 3 FMVPs and 6 champions, right? Not to mention the sheer wealth of playoff experience in general that philly, perennial contenders that they are, have. They have a long and rich history of deep playoff runs with this squad, right?

clippies tonight

Cringed at this, not gonna lie

It's gonna be close, but I give the Sixers the edge, you are already Seething, lmao

Kareem Abdul Jabbar would be Alexis Ajinca in the modern era

raps should get a pass to the ECF. this is going to be a boring ass sweep

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That SJW faggot is annoying as hell. He needs to croak already.

It's gonna be a tough one alright, the Warriors are gonna come prepared.

I'm only cancerous to Memeiorniggers desu. You have to fight fire with fire or they'll burn everyone's shit down. It's a public service

Gallinari needs to play well

Nice rebuttals

Larry should be ashamed that this series even reached 6 games, this shit should be done in 4

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imagine having pictures of this tranny creature saved to your computer

>expecting anything else from a brazilian
their country (outside of the rural white areas) is one giant urban sex sewer basically, kind of like if detroit was its own country

>Harris is irrelevant
Finna boutta drop 50 on them Raptors

Why does talking to a white girl alleviate your mood?

Yeah because LeBron averaged 35pts 13rebounds and 9 assists for the series. He outplayed everyone by alot.

because you've been brainwashed to worship them
cringe

i been hitting that caramel ass for like a month now, really happy bros,

The warriors are done..
Cousins got knocked the f out.
Draymond has regressed and turned into garbage.
Their bench with Looney and 50 year old Iggy is the worst in the league.
Bogut is Aussie league tier.
Yes they still do have three players who can drop 50, but its over. If a deep team with 10 competent players takes them on, they are done. I am not sure if it will be the rockets, the bucks or the raptors, but this year they ain't winning shit...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxMzoShOM0k&feature=youtu.be
A look at the career of John Havlicek

don't forget kerr getting outcoached by doc rivers

Huge brained

kerr gets outcoached by every coach
hes shit

Cant wait for Clippers Warriors game 6 tonight, it seems that the Clippers have cracked how the Warriors work, Harrell needs to take advantage of their lack of a center again

His signature strategy is to have a guy or two whose only purpose on the team is to go out and seriously injure the best player on the other team. He’s a complete hack and utter scum.

>mfw all these little faggot lady boys didn't think the celtics were gonna completely style all over the indiana shitters

how mad are you retards at this very moment? i guarantee your little "team" didn't DOMINATE their way to a clean ass 4-0 sweep so i know you're violently shitting your diapers like a bitch LMAO.

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Another rare based leafpost

Havlicek would be Joe Ingles without a jump shot in today's game.

It’s all by the same leaf :)

Is this a scene from Twin Peaks?

>nuggets lose
It's all ogre now. Maybe next season.

They overachieved this season desu, just like the Nets.

Titiriti

watch out for the baby dinos, i heard they're dangerous this year.

I am playing NBA 2k16. Which jump shot is best?

Being dangerous in the Eastern Conference is the equivalent of having an extra pointy butter knife in England. Sure youre the most scary guy around but youre still a bitch.

gonna take a nap wake me up when the warriors are playing

Warriors are basically playing at home tonight

Kek! He lost tho dude. You want him to get a participation trophy??? How can he possibly be the most valuable player when his presence made no difference to the outcome of the series!? If he wouldn’t have played at all, the Cavs still would have lost.

Damp ass post, user. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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If the Clippies win tonight, this will be a great start of my birthday.

2 top ten sparky players of all time right here in this picture

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No. If Billups isn't there yet he really shouldn't be either

Could always be worse

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name my porno

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chink in the armor

Damn, I was literally just about to say Chink something too.

>the fucking colluseum

Ugh

chink on your butt

RICED.com

Fucking kek is everyone in Milwaukee a retarded inbred?

Kawhi going to LAC, Lowry asking for a buyout and joining Derozan in SA.

believe in the best timeline bros

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they are literally looking up at a raptor about to stomp their shit in. two refbabbies the league could do without

and whats drake doing, dear prophet?

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Endgame was pretty good bros desu not gonna lie

rush hour 4: backdoor sweep sluts

I clapped when Lillard smacked Chokebrick's hope and dreams

yo did u see the hulk show up man that was crazy. he was so mad! lmao. and the ant man so smol hahaha. captain marvel looked soo hot dude i wanna fug her

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Can you score a layup over a defender /nba/?

if he's 4 foot,yes

Redpill me on my nuggies? Why are we losing?

The raptors would get bounced by any team still in contention. They played their first round against a lottery team.
Lowry is a fraud, I would take at least 20 point guard over him,he is holding is team back.

Van Vleet sucks

you're playing will barton 20mpg

Raptors won
rest of the league jealous as fuck

Kerr literally gave minutes to a washed up Varejao on a game 7 of finals.

Malone is one of the shittiest coach in the league.

Reminder this is the lowest IQ general on this board.

Reminder that this general is for bbcs only

>FLAME:
>>•>99% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>>•>65% to make Conference Finals
>>•>60% to make NBA Finals
>>•>40% to WIN NBA Finals
>1.) Warriors (3-2): 130,892 overall sp. rating
OH NO NO NO NO

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Fell for the small ball meme and thinking every SF should be a shooting guard with no defense

he had three consecutive timeouts which ended in a turnover yesterday, I wouldn't put all that on him

Because Murray didn't show up when Jokic dropped 45

Lakers? More like *doesn't have a HC*

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OOT is the most influence any coach has in-game, you absolute fucking retard

It's a team sport you fucking retard. LeGOAT working you into not knowing how teams work.

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Wtf why are there no games on tonight? I need my fix reeeeee

Clippers future three game winning streak continues in an hour dummy

if clippers win despite being "sparkless" I think sparky should legit consider killing herself

Seconded

>See you at 7PM, Lou
>...don’t forget to bring your little spark...

>...we’ll already be ignited to flame..

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I want to impregnate Michelle Beadle’s middle-aged womb

I don’t give a fuck about the Lakers. Does anyone give a fuck about them?

I swear the media thinks the fans want to hear about the Lakers but everyone who isn’t a cholo from LA don’t.

I miss based sparky breh. Please don’t abandon us spark lord :(

Have no fear

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What kind of fag posts this

>MVP (the “P” stand for player)
>...BUT BASKETBALL IS A TEAM SPORT, user!!!
Are you Lebronsexuals actually this emotionally biased? You sound legit retarded. Either way your argument makes no sense. Lebron was on the LOSING TEAM. meaning he had NO VALUE to the outcome of the game. the most important PLAYER award cannot go to someone who was on the losing side of the series. You were right about one thing tho, user - Basketball is a TEAM sport, which is exactly why Lebron’s stats don’t make him impressive or “valuable”, they made him a loser in the finals. 6 times. Sorry to say, but L3-6ron will likely not see /spARKYS TOP 10 PLAYERS LIST again.

Threadly reminder that Wilt was, by all accounts, an athletic marvel, the likes of which the NBA had never seen before, and will likely never see again:

When scanning through the Candybread Elite7’s most recent system data logs for a reference file regarding the information being factored into Wilt’s overall sp. score, I found that massive amounts of computational processing resources were being offloaded to a task dedicated specifically for analysis of first hand accounts from respectable sources. The quote below is just one of literally thousands that our rating engine was able to locate and pull solid data from:

>"He [Wilt] stopped me dead in my tracks with his arm, hugged me and lifted me off the floor with my feet dangling. It scared the hell out of me. When I went to the free-throw line, my legs were still shaking. Wilt was the strongest guy and best athlete ever to play the game."

-- KC Jones

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Top Ten Sparky Player.

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1. Michael Jordan
2. Larry Bird
3. Moses Malone
4. Jerry West
5. Tim Duncan
6. Bernard King
7. Hakeem Olajuwon
8. George McGinnis
9. Dave Cowens
10. Steph Curry
11. Jason Kidd
12. Bill Walton
13. Kevin McHale
14. Kevin Garnett
15. KC Jones
16. Kareem Abdul Jabbar
17. Julius Erving
18. Elgin Baylor
19. Nate Archibald
20. Dominique Wilkens
21. John Stockton
22. Clyde Frazier
23. Robert Parish
24. Pete Maravich
25. Arvydas Sabonis
26. Patrick Ewing
27. Steve Nash
28. Dennis Rodman
29. Happy Hairston
30. Dirk Nowitzki
31. Larry Johnson
32. Joe Barry Carroll
33. Karl Malone
34. Shaquille O’neal
35. Norm Van Lier
36. Manu Ginobili
37. Allen Iverson
38. Wes Unsled
39. World B Free
40. Scottie Pippen
41. Hot Rod Hundley
42. George Mikan
43. Gary Payton
44. Joe “Jellybean” Bryan
45. Lenny Wilkens
46. Ray Allen
47. Ben Wallace
48. George Gervin
49. John Havlicek
50. Don Buse
51. Hal Greer
52. Clyde Drexler
53. Willis Reed
54. Connie Hawkins
55. Alonzo Mourning
56. James Worthy
57. Charles Barkley
58. Draven Petrovic
59. Joe Dumars
60. Adrian Dantley
61. Dan Issel
62. David Robinson
63. Chris Paul
64. Elvin Hayes
65. Dwayne Wade
66. Shawn Marion
67. Mark Price
68. Yao Ming
69. Dale Ellis
70. Kevin Durant
71. Kelly Tripucka
72. Sidney Wicks
73. Bill Russell
74. Tony Parker
75. Larry Nance
76. Dikembe Mutombo
77. Sam Cassel
78. Fat Lever
79. Alex English
80. Richard Hamilton
81. Peja Stojakovic
82. Rick Barry
83. Bob Cousy
84. Paul Pierce
85. Oscar Robertson
86. Kawhi Leonard
87. Anthony Mason
88. Geoff Petrie
89. Kevin Love
90. Tyson Chandler
91. Rik Smits
92. Clifford Robinson
93. Tracy McGrady
94. Lebron James
95. Darryl Dawkins
96. Klay Thompson
97. Grant Hill
98. Robert Horry
99. Paul Pressy
100. Wilt Chamberlain

Wilt Chamberlin would be JaVale McGee in today's NBA

>94. LeBron James

I don’t know what rating system you used to compile that list (hopefully not LarryLOAF Pro2.5 for sparkssake) but any rating system not running on the Candybread Elite7 is clearly inferior. The S.P.A.R.K.S. system introduces a new age in accurate team and player rating. It’s a bold age, it’s a different age, it’s a spARKy age!

So, you may be asking yourself, how do we cope with this sparky new age after growing up in a mostly sparkless society? We’ve been conditioned our entire lives to avoid sparky situations but then we are given countless examples in the /spARKY news updates of sparky teams and players that dared to ask what happens when you seek out the sparkiest path and take destiny by the hand. You too can choose to take this path, and, with destiny in your hands (and a bit of spark too), comfortably acclimate to this sparky new age.

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"Jordan had that dog in him"

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game thread where

Clippers winning tonight by 8 points!!!

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where da game thread be my a/sp/ies

...

Just picked this up you jealous bros

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>Leltics
No.

Reminder that the big dipper would go to half court and make 20 out of 25 shots

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simmons definitely was

Dray is having a hell of a game

Fuck off Lakers. No partnerships or broships. From a Warriors fan.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- wolves fan

Xzibit looks chunky as fuck hahahaha

>Kobr not #1

/nba/ full of cazzies who think they are cool by putting meme rankings of people they never even watched until youtube put highlights of their career

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why would I want to broship with a team getting swept by the clippers in the first round? My only broship is with the raptors

If you don’t look at stats and just career arc, LeBron isn’t even top 10

>if you don't look at the most important metric for measuring a player's skill, lebron isn't the GOAT

jee whiz, you don't say?

Based and Wiltpilled

When you see modern NBA Super Stars going for he occasional 50+ night, you are witnessing a mere glimpse of the absolute dominating and consistent spark Wilt showed on a nightly basis:

>"We'd go into a dressing room and see a box score from the night before where Wilt had 55 or 60 points. No one would think twice about it. Getting 50-some points, or even 60-some, wasn't news when Wilt did it."

--Kevin Loughery, Tall Tales (by Terry Pluto) p. 326

This! All of my this! Couldn’t agree more. I’m always sickened when I see these porkies posters and Larry Loafers spamming useless info about inaccurate stats compiled by that outdated, buggy LarryLOAF Pro2.5 Ratings engine! I can’t stand people who clutter up this thread up with useless stats and nba info based on outdated software! When will these newfags learn that /nba/ only cares about your ratings list if it was compiled running on a custom built Candybread Elite7 rating engine which factors into consideration the tracking and impact estimates of team/player injuries, the physical and possible mental ramifications of past events, trades, press, and other player transactions, head-to-head results, margin of victory over similar opponents, and rated quality of opponent, as well as integration of predictions based on 100,000 run simulations forecasting the rest of the season, consistently updated after each game? Enough is enough!

> le dunk over 6’3 mailmen dude

He got shit on by Russell head to head every time

kek, thanks user

Cringed and Nike brainwashed. Need to be based and sparkypilled

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How does this meme rating system work?

So should I turn on the Warriors game?

The clippers need our energy
\○/

From their official page:

>The S.P.A.R.K. rating system is a method for calculating the relative skill level and chance of future success of each team in the NBA. The S.P.A.R.K. system was originally introduced as an improved rating system allowing a more accurate predictably of outcome for the NBA regular season, playoff and finals games.

>The system rates and splits each team into well defined categories based on an advanced algorithm which takes into consideration a variety of factors. The difference in the ratings between each team serves as a predictor of the outcome of a future match. A team’s specific S.P.A.R.K. rating is represented by their current category, and position within their category. This position increases or decreases depending on the outcome of games as the season progresses.

>Factors which are taken into consideration in the S.P.A.R.K. system includes tracking of injuries, trades and other player transactions, head-to-head results, margin of victory and quality of opponent, as well as integration of predictions based on 100,000 run simulations forecasting the rest of the season, consistently updated after each game.

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>bucks are so shook about boston that they're sending BS rumors to the media in an attempt to throw our boys off their game
Pathetic

Why is lebron shown wearing a lakers jersey? That's dishonest as fuck bruh. He never did shit as a laker. He was a heat and a cavalier

my clipper :(

.. Some additional data files from the system archives regarding Wilt and Russell:

>"Wilt is playing better than I used to -- passing off, coming out to set up screens, picking up guys outside, and sacrificing himself for team play."

-- Bill Russell, Great Moments in Pro Basketball, (by Sam Goldaper) p.24

>"One-on-one he [Wilt] would've murdered Russell and everyone. But playing five-on-five, Wilt was consigned to a specific role because of his ability to score so easily, whereas the Celtics fit Russell into their team concept better."

--Red Holzman, A View form the Bench, p. 78

>[Carl Braun said] "He [Wilt] disorganizes you under the basket the same way [as Bill Russell, on defense]. With Wilt, of course, there's that offense on top of it, which is better than Russell's. He hit on all those jumpers."
>"Yes, Wilt hit on those jumpers...Wilt did come into the league with a good touch from the outside, which made his early scoring that much more significant. He wasn't just dunking the ball then."

--Red Holzman. A View from the Bench. P.70


>"If [the referee] is calling [the game] loose then everyone gets away with more. So, you have to handle your own man accordingly, unless it's Wilt Chamberlain. Him, you just don't handle. He's too strong. The best you can do is make him work hard."

-- Bill Russell, Go up For Glory p.100.

I’m sorry, user, but given the above listed data, your opinion has been shown to be mostly based on personal bias and has been disregarded by our system’s default disposal tasking process. Thank you.

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my warriors :)

This is actually sad to watch where the fuck is the energy, wheres the support from la. It was a pipe dream to see them move past the warriors but what the fuck not like this

Why didn't Lou spark to flame?

Was it worth it cloppers fans? Was it worth it to drag along this futile series to six games? I hope so, because this is the last time you're making the playoffs. The Kings, Suns, Lakers and Mavs are about to leapfrog your sorry ass organization. You guys have no future. Your only young prospect is SGA. Gallo is old and fading and so is Beverly. Harrell is a sixth man. Nothing more. Kawhi ain't going to your sorry ass team to hurt his brand name. The best you will get over the summer is some douche like Jimmy Butler.

This aint your town. You're not a marketable franchise here. This will be the last hurrah for your sorry ass franchise before the doofus owner moves you losers to Seattle. I hope you had fun here for 30 years keeping our seats warm. Now fuck off back to irrelevancy.

Can I get an F for the Clippies bros

Steph Curry will never be finals MVP

>Clippers best players are all in their 30s: Lou, Gallo, Beverly
>They have no fans
>no superstars want to go there
>They are about to get lapped by the Kings, Wolves, Suns, Lakers and Mavs for the next decade.

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to press F for this franchise and its future.

>t.spiclaker fan #28827278

Spiritual win for my Clippies. Only lost by 19 and took them to 6 games

So Portland basically gets a bye week before walking into the WCF. Ok.

hey, did you know that the Clippers franchise has never made it to the WCF? They are the only team in the league's history to make that claim. Even the T-Wolves have made it to the WCF once. Even the Hawks made it there once too.

>6 games to beat the fucking 8th seed
warriors are gonna be tired next round

clips deserve an all star signing after that series, F

it's Rockets time bros

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I'm not too sure about that. If Denver wins, the Blazers will be in a fight. Homecourt advantage is the Blazers best chance to make it to the WCF because they heavily rely on their home crowd.

Bring on the Bucksies vs Celties!!

>warriors win again
its over

Yeah, lol. And they're going to take your franchise player next year.

Have fun never making it to the finals, Craptors fans.

that series just showed how shitty steve kerr was. the problem is mike dantoni is probably worse

No way the Nugs beat the Blazers if it takes them 7 games just to knock off the Spurs

This post is both pathetic and wrong
>was it worth it to drag it out to six game?
Yes, faggot, especially considering everyone thought it would be a 4-0 sweep. Plus one of those victories was a real achievement, im sorry your faggot squad wasnt even close to making it to the Playoffs.
>Kawhi wont-
If Kawhi were in this series the Warriors would get fucked in the ass, they already got exposed.
>Harrell is a sixth man
And? Hes playing great. Technically hes a seventh man after Lou. Since the Clippers have cash in the bank theyll probably grab a new center as well.
Are you this mad your faggot Lakers squad didnt do shit this year with their washed Lebron at the helm? This team showed they have the talent to do great things, they just need a superstar like Kawhi to defer to in crunch time. Obviously your salty pathetic faggot ass is upset at the prospect of the Lakers not making it next year either. Keep living in the past, its all you have left. Guess what, Jerry West, that guy who brought your team Shaq and all of their recent championships, is now working with the Clippers, their time is coming. Fuck you, fuck Lebron, and you wont make it to the Playoffs next year either.

God I would have loved to see them upset this series so fucking much.

Boogie better not get a ring without even contributing in the post season. Come on Cockshits!

Lol, cash in the bank. There are a dozen teams with cash in the bank and the Clippers will always be the redheaded stepchild of LA. A smart superstar wouldn't want to waste their prime years there while the fans hate him for making that decision.

Harrell is a seventh man and he is the Clippers best players. Warriors were barely trying this series. Clippers best players are in their 30s. The idea of them having a great future is a myth. Lou and Beverly are both undersized and due to have a major drop off. SGA can't even shoot and he's not a shutdown defender.

Clippers are a bad meme. Why would a superstar go there when they don't have a shot to beat the Rockets or the Warriors next year? I'm not even taking into the account the young upstart teams like the Nuggets, Mavs, Kings and the eventual return of the King and the Lakers.

Seriously, get fucked. Nobody wants your dumb ass franchise in LA. Even when you guys had lob city nobody gave a shit.

Imagine being KD in that game and having to be all like "damn, Steph, you fuckin' hot, all sexy with your tight body and horrific 24 point performance in a must-win game 6. I would totally resign with thwe warriors, both my brand and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck off to the Knicks. Like seriously imagine having to be KD and not only stand on the court while Steph bricks another three and flaunts his gay shimmy celebration in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretched ankles and neckbeard, and just stand there, brick after brick, game after game, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on the bench tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, STEPH CURRY SHOOTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his feminine fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of ig thots and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in DC. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his Mexican middle school mustache as he sucks on his mouthpiece, smugly assured that the officials will call a shooting foul every time he jumps into an opponent jacking up a late shot clock 3 and revel in his "transformative (for that is what the media calls it)" game, the jumper he worked so hard for with NBA caliber shooting coaches while his dad was in the league. And then Kerr draws up another play for steph, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the arena security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Kevin Durant. You're not going to lose your future hall-of-fame career over this. Just bear it. Hide behind your alt and bear it.

>nice bait retard

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Seriously, come back and post this shit after Kawhi comes you fucking retard. Its a done deal and youre clinging to the desperate false hope that “hurrrrr no one will come cuz clippers r clippers” but thats just your retarded spic LA centric brain firing its only 3 neurons together in order to avoid the crippling depression youre going to suffer from when the shitfest Lakers miss the Playoffs again next year. Your entire argument is demonstrably false and ill laugh in your face when you lose every game to the Clippers next year like the loser you fucking are. Keep living in the past because its all youve got left. The Clippers are turning this ship around and the fact they made it this far with zero all stars and a bunch of 30 year olds (who are playing quite well) is proof of that. Youre a delusional faggot and a filthy spic and I hope you die in a car accident.

F for Clippies bros, but S for Ballmer

>Imagine overpaying to buy the LA Clippers by around $500 million USD

>Wolves

The only good player there is KAT and that team is pretty much ruined by that Wiggins contract

>harden is built for playoffs, his whole game is iso! who gives a fuck about opponent speed or length, he can just step back
shoots 30% for series as roles players carry him
>i cant stand these chris paul fucking haters man...he's a great player who just had the worst luck and teammates for forever...this will be the series that finally opens a lane to the finals...
i'll be surprised if he's still not injured by game 3 after averaging 11/4/6 on 35%
warriors in 4, max 5 if tucker and capela play a good game simultaneously

D'Antoni better not get a ring without even having his team contributing defensively, in the post-season. Get fucked Cockshits!

Please Fucking Help!

How did this Fucking happen!? They were letting Durant get away with everything.

Is it time to flex on the Denver Nuggets?

lol, it's a done deal. Where have I heard that before? Looks like Clippers fans are just sad Lakers fans in disguise.

You hipster faggots are the reason why there are too many NBA teams to begin with. Cloppers should have been contracted in the 90s. They are an embarrassing organization that's best moment is CP3 getting shat on by Harden. They have no legacy. They have no future. They make no money. Their tickets are dirt cheap for a reason. Their fans don't even show up to home playoff games. Get this sorry ass franchise out of the NBA.

Lonzo, Ingram, Kuzma, Hart, 11th pick > 26 year old Harrell and SGA

Your future is fucked. Welcome back to the cellar.

my rapties finna sweep the 76ers tomorrow :)

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the purity of the league rests in the hands of leafs
admit it
they're the only ones with even remote chance

Harden was on the bench for that entire Clippers collapse

In a perfect world, Dame all the way to the finals

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Ouch, that makes it even more sad.

>Me on the low right corner

In a perfect world, Dame is on some other team because the Blazers already have three HOFers on their team in Aldridge, Roy and Oden.

When you dont make it to the Playoffs again next year ill be sure to sweep your hair up off the floor after youve torn it out. The Clippers finally have everything falling into place for them and your pussy faggot ass finally decided to show up only after they lost. Seriously, I can see right through you and your bitchposting. Youre a nutless bitch and your suffering for the entire next year will bring me great joy. Jerry West is in the house, Rivers is a fantastic coach and Ballmer has some deep ass pockets, the players currently on the team have great chemistry, are attractive to free agents, and went on a run that defied all bullshit analysts who were 100% sure washed faggot Lebron would lead a garbage Lakers squad to the Finals. Just writing that makes me actually laugh.

>Clippers have everything falling into place
>their best players are bench players
>Gallo, Beverly and Lou are due for major regression
>SGA is a meme
>Zubac is unplayable in the playoffs

Fuck off, you idiot. I would actually believe the bullshit you were spewing if you were a Kings or a Mavs fan because they actually have potential superstars on their young team.

Wouldn't in a perfect world the Blazers draft Durant over Oden?

>Dame is on some other team

Won't happen since the Billy King Nets was still going to be stupid enough to give the Blazers that first round pick for Gerald Wallace

lol, Clippers "fans" actually think they are a better destination than the Lakers.

Lakers had their top 3 players miss significant playing time last year due to injury. When the Lakers were fully healthy they easily beat down the Cloppers even with Tobias Harris.

acknowledge me please

>doesnt address anything about the great front office or coaching
>best players are bench players
Yeah so when they use their 60m to add some starters it makes them even more useful you absolute braindead fuck
>Gallo Beverley and Lou
Gallo is playing poorly, yes, maybe he can shape up, Lou is playing solid as fuck and is almost guaranteed to be at this level next year, same goes for Beverley and his annoying ass defense. Their chemistry is great.
>SGA is a meme
Hes one of the best rookies from the last class and his size and length are objectively useful, no idea what the fuck youre even saying here. You just wrote the word “meme” because your spic brain cant think of anything else.
>Zubac is unplayable
The kid needs to learn to pump fake, hes young and will develop, same goes for Shamet.

You wont make it next year and it scares you. You should be afraid, too. Cry some more you fucking pussy. Show up and insult the team before they lose next time. Fairweather pussy. Fuck youre pathetic.

Yeah, give Butler that max because no one else is coming, watch.

SGA is terrible

...

If you don't think Wilt is the best player of all time because your argument is that he played against a bunch of white dudes, then you're saying that those players supposedly better than him could replicate his absurd output in that era, which quite frankly, has to be doubted.

SGA is slow and can't shoot. He will never be an all-star in this league. Both Doncic and 3rae are miles better than him.

>60 million in capspace

In order for them to have that much capspace they can't re-sign Zubac, Green or Beverly. Those guys are free agents. So there goes their bench depth. They also have zero draft picks in the first round to makeup the difference.

Half the league has capspace in a more desirable market than the Clippers small hipster space in LA. Even the Nets are a more desirable market. Don't discount Kawhi going there to market his brand. Or fucking anywhere else than the Cloppers. Cloppers weren't even close to the Lakers net worth even during the lob city years.

Here is what's going to happen:

Durant: goes to Knicks
Kyrie: goes to Knicks
Zion: goes to Knicks
Vucevic: goes to Celtics
Kemba stays = he's not giving up that money
Kawhi stays = he's not giving up that money
Jimmy Butler goes to the Clippers, lol
Lakers trade for Davis
Lakers sign a bunch of ring chasing faggots including Patrick Beverly, lol. Lakers win the championship against the Knicks.

This shit writes itself. You children know nothing about the NBA.

>my clippies
This was our season bros :(

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I’ll give you 100-1 that Vucevic goes to Celtics.

Lakers have nothing to offer for AD. No thing.

Pelicans have absolutely no leverage to trade Davis anywhere else. No leverage.

In Lonzos career, Lakers are 55% when he plays, 35% when he sits.

the spurs have no leverage to trade Kawhi anywhere else. No leverage

That's because Lonzo is their best defender. He is the smartest player on their team. He rarely makes dumb decisions on both offense and defense.

acknowledged

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Spurs did have leverage though. Spurs had Pop and Aldridge.

Pelicans literally have no infrastructure and Jrue Holiday. They're fucking trash and they're not trading Davis for a Derozan type player. The best they'll get is Ingram, Kuzma and the Lakers 11th pick. Celtics certainly aren't trading Tatum, especially when Kyrie leaves. Clippers have shit assets like SGA to trade.

Lakers easily have the best offer based on the fact that Davis will leverage his way to LeBron. Team Klutch got this.

They could trade him to 28 other teams genius, most of whom would make a better offer than the Lakers garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=hWVyN6ZBd2I
Well done, Memeiors, well done
H O W E V E R

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>it's another off season of lakies fans thinking they got all the leverage
oh this is gonna be good

>delusional lakertard

Knicks are the only team with a better offer if they get Zion. Zion for Davis is an easy trade. Durant, Davis and Kyrie would be a scary trio.

If the Knicks don't get the top pick, the team with the next best trade is the Lakers unless Ainge completely loses him mind and Trades Tatum, Brown and Smart for Davis, which would be hilarious because Davis will just leave next year.

Davis is all about marketing. He is signed with Klutch. Kawhi is not with Klutch. I don't think you understand how it important it is that Davis and LeBron share Klutch as an agent. Davis said he'll be traded to 29 other teams to calm tampering talks between the Lakers who were already in hot water. You do realize the reason why Magic stepped down is because he got pressure from the league because of tampering, right? Klutch is not going to make that same mistake again. They'll talk to the faggot Pelicans front office behind closed doors and tell them their fucking faggots who will be cucked either way.

As someone from the bay I wouldn't mind seeing Dame shit in GS as long as he went on to win the finals

Andre Drummond would average 60ppg back then

Seek medical help

I ain’t readin all dese walls of texts nigga except for based sparky breh :)

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>SGA is terrible

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One, how do the Lakers have the best offer when practically everyone else is going to be on the Pelicans hotline for AD? Two, how come the best package the Pels can get for AD consists of an injured "young core"

1. AD can say he wants to go to the Lakers
2. Lonzo and Ingram will be fully healthy for training camp
3. Lakers are desperate enough to trade everything except LeBron for Davis
4. Other teams won't be as willing because they don't want to lose young talent for someone who might leave
5. Pelicans have zero chance of re-signing him and will be scared this time by Davis' threats to trade him to the Lakers. They are running out of time.

i think ad will be traded for tatum and rozier

That doesn't work financially unless Rozier gets a big ass contract but why would anybody want Rozier for more than 8 million a year?

The real trade on the table: Tatum, Smart, filler all their first round picks this year for Davis-

C: Davis
PF: Horford
SF: Hayward
SG: Jaylen
PG: Kyrie
Bench: Timelord, Semi, Theiss, veteran backup PG

The team should be the favorites to win the championship if Kyrie re-signs and Hayward fully returns to his all-star form.

Night losers

Havlicek died so that Celtics could get banner 18. It is what it is.

That hypothetical Knicks team rapes those hypothetical Lakers.

Kawhi isn't giving up money but gave up $225,000,000 from the Spurs? Surely he will get a $140,000,000 contract to live in LA and be with his family. Whether that's the Lakers or Clippers. And yes - star players DO want to play with LeBron.

yo

sup

Name one MJ performance better than 2007 ECF G5 at Pistons

nm you?

>sparkturd spammer is also the wilt spammer

larry warned us, we didn't listen

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Shaq during '99 game 2 vs the spurs, mayhaps?

Warriors Rockets Sunday
GoT this Sunday
It’s gonna be one helluva day

Pretty standard night on my end as well. Just rewatching the Dubs Clips game while waiting for my system to finish compiling its data sequences for today’s rating list updates

PG didnt.
Butler didnt.
Didnt Kawhi already say he wouldnt mind playing for the Clippers?

Need a better bench though that bench is disgustingly bad

Sorry to say, but it’s a bad time indeed for the LarryLoafers and Porkies posters of /nba/. After it became clear that WiltPosters flame was ignited purely by a selfless yearning to spread knowledge and basketball history to those poor misled, uneducated zoomers of this world, I began to look closer at the content of his posts. WiltPoster opened my eyes to the possibility that my system data logs, while with out doubt perfectly calibrated and up-to-date, may have been underrepresenting some important data points regarding Wilt’s unprecedented inner-spark. After careful consideration, /spARKY has forged a lasting alliance with WiltPoster, not because /spARKY is personally biased towards based and Wiltpilled posts, but because the algorithms show The Great Wilt Chamberlain to be the most gifted athlete do ever have lived. He is well deserving of his honored spot on /spARKYS TOP 10 ALL-TIME.

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>nervous
>KD has 50 points
>Warriors win again
Nobody's stopping the Warriors in a 7 game series as long as KD, Curry, Klay and Draymond is competing.

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The S.P.A.R.K. Rating System for April 27th, 2019 (updated for 12:00AM):

FLAME:
>•74% to make Conference Finals
>•67% to make NBA Finals
>•44% to WIN NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (4-2): 133,912 overall sp. rating

SPARKED:
>•70% to make Conference Finals
>•41% to make NBA Finals
>•21% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Raptors (4-1): 98,675 overall sp. rating

SPARKING:
>•70% to make Conference Finals
>•21% to make NBA Finals
>•12% to WIN NBA Finals
3.) Bucks (4-0): 96,222 overall sp. rating

SPARKY.1:
>•30% to make Conference Finals
>•19% to make NBA Finals
>•6% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Celtics (4-0): 54,659 overall sp. rating
5.) /snakes/ (4-1): 50,109 overall sp. rating

SPARKY.2:
>•47% to make Conference Finals
>•13% to make NBA Finals
>•6% to WIN NBA Final
6.) Trail Blazers (4-1): 37,967 overall sp. rating

SPARKER:
>•26% to make Conference Finals
>•12% to make NBA Finals
>•4% to WIN NBA Finals
7.) Rockets (4-1): 48,893 overall sp. rating

SPARKISH:
>•51% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•32% to make Conference Finals
>•4% to make NBA Finals
>••49% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•21% to make Conference Finals
>•4% to make NBA Finals
>•

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The current /spARKY TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS for April 27th, 2019 (updated for 12:00AM):

1.) Steph Curry: 164,469 overall sp. rating
2.) Kevin Durant: 113,421 overall sp. rating
3.) Kawhi Leonard: 102,095 overall sp. rating
4.) Giannis Antetokounmpo: 87,909 overall sp. rating
5.) Kyrie Irving: 57,788 overall sp. rating
6.) Joel Embiid: 49,998 overall sp. rating
7.) Damian Lillard: 27,209 overall sp. rating
8.) Nikola Jokić: 25,209 overall sp. rating
9.) James Harden: 23,699 overall sp. rating
10.) C. J. McCollum: 22,177 overall sp. rating

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/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10 PLAYERS:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 5 COACHES:

1.) Pop: 97,827 overall sp. rating
2.) Phil: 72,256 overall sp. rating
3.) Pat: 30,650 overall sp. rating
4.) Red: 27,472 overall sp. rating
5.) Brown: 21,711 overall sp. rating

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>5.) Kyrie Irving: 57,788 overall sp. rating
>6.) Joel Embiid: 49,998 overall sp. rating
>10.) C. J. McCollum: 22,177 overall sp. rating
>8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
>9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
what's your diagnosis again?

how many times does it have to be explained to you guys? it was literally the exact same shot he took to start the series. the shot was open because george gave him room. the only way that's a bad shot is if the clock is different, you can't hit from that range (lillard and plenty of NBA players can nowadays) or the defender is obstructing the shot. lillard's point is actually 100% reasonable. he dribbled in place until there were 3 seconds left and he was still near half-court. it's totally obvious he's about to pull up but george didn't close out until he saw it

you can give a guy room with 9 seconds left because if he pulls up and hits it then your team gets another play. but when it's 3 seconds you have to 100% close out so they can't time a bomb. westbrick and george talk as if it was deandre jordan shooting the ball. it's as if they have forgotten the concept of a stone-cold-assassin

Please keep in mind that S.P.A.R.K.S. rating system accurately takes ALL factors into consideration. Taking a step back and going from the micro to the macro, we can obviously see that an individual player’s true inner spark can only fully be rated with a hardcoded overall at. sp. score once the player has completed their ignition process and entered retirement. Only then can the true nature of each players’ spark-to-flame transformion be fully appreciated (from spark to flame). Although the rating differential can be rather juxtaposing at first glance, it all becomes much clearer when we finally learn to leave our biases out of the rating process, and trust the system’s algorithms.

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god I hope you get hit by a fucking bus

>t. confused and in pain, crying out for help
Many times, when people are seeking to hurt others, they are really just projecting the pain they feel inside upon those around them. Weary is he who bears the burden of hate in his heart. For is it not tiresome carrying all those resentments and personal biases around with you? Perhaps you may consider possibly attempting to change your perspective towards a more positive viewpoint?..

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i was of the opinion that it was a bad shot in the conventional sense (i.e. paul george was right) until i saw kirk goldsberry tweet the numbers. lillard was like 39.6% from that distance this season. it is a bad shot for like 445 guys in the league, but it's a good shot for lillard.

Wilt is the only player to ever knock someone out. He used his signature Sparky Punch

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god i hate game 7s. i'm frightened and confused.

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>wake up
>sees that the Warriors beat the Clippies again

i guess no underdog hero story this time huh bros

I am also rooting for the Spurs to win, but the Spurs have less to lose than the Nuggets. If they lose tomorrow, big deal. It's their first year with Demar and Murray was out, and they took the 2 seed to 7 games. In the first place, people were divided on whether they'd make the playoffs when they performed badly during the road trip.

tbf clippies played like fucking shit

One day closer to sweeping the craptors

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we can have our warm and fuzzy underdog story when the bucks sweep the warriors in 5 in the finals

>first seed in the east
>underdogs

The thread literally started off with a lakersfag desperately trying to align his team GSW's success

Nuggets finna get dabbed on.

they were underdogs coming into the season. Milwaukee as a franchise is an underdog, only won one chip 50 years ago and haven't been very successful since.

Spurs 98 - Nuggets 97
derozan gamewinner

Do people still doubt Pop is the best coach of all times?

Took a massive Ben Simmons this morning bros. Really made a mess.

Championships won before the Kobe-Shaq era shouldn't count.

Your opinion shouldn't count

Wait, it don't

twitter.com/pickuphoop/status/1121438880316653569?s=21

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God’s plan....

Kawhi is to the Sixers what Lebron is to the Raptors

And that's an objective fact

Literally who can stop my Rapties?

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I’ve always felt like the Sixers weren’t that good despite post-trade people compared their starting line up to Golden State.

have a girl ever farted on your dick?

It's probably worth putting money on raptors to win the series, right? In how many games?

i wish...

raptors in 6. The rapties are probably such heavy favorites it's not even worth betting on, but if you can get good odds go for it

Not if they’re trusting in the algorithms. Pop’s selfless team-spark first based philosophy on basketball (and life in general) has ignited a lasting flame in the hearts and minds of millions. His firm commitment towards playing and living the right way offers inspiration to us all.

Below are listed just a few of the more impressive data points pulled from the most recent analytics regarding Pop’s overall sp. rating of nearly 100K:

>longest active tenured coach for the same team in any of the 4 major sports

>1,413 career wins (most in NBA history)

>5x NBA Champion

>led the Spurs to a winning record in each of his 22 full seasons as head coach, surpassing Phil Jackson for the most consecutive winning seasons in NBA history, as well as a winning record against every other NBA team

Uh... yea.. I think he’s got the spark..

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I think putting money on rockets winning is a good bet.

Houston-born Rockets fan here. It IS a good bet. For the bookie.

>butler
>leaving philadelphia
lmao

Sixers better hope butler leaves. Imagine signing a team cancer to a max contract.

What if KD did something so unexpected and signed with the Kings in the off season? Do they win the WC?

rainmeter is so frustrating to work with lads

It would be lebron LA 2.0. They would miss the playoffs.

Bucks, Raptors and Warriors have the same odds to move on. Who chokes?

Raptors of course

this is gonna hurt to hear, leafbro, but i think its gonna be raptor

why would the warriors have a broship with a pathetic organization like the lelkers?

you sound worried about ben simmons. you should be.

I think so too. I'm not a rapties doomer but I think everyone writing off the sixers is ridiculous.

That’s just a lone LarryLOAFer shitting up the place out of anger and resentment, as per usual. No worrries tho, he’s been flagged by our system’s default disposal tasking process. He’ll be gone soon enough.

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1.- Larry
2.-Brazilarry
3.-Gowiz
4.-Sparkposter
5.-Wiltposter

Is this our starting 5?

The Lakers have the past, the Warriors have the present, and the Wakers have the future.

How many images of sparks do you have?

Sadly, not enough, but that is precisely why I frequently reroute system computation resources to help support sparks jpg, png, and gif allocation and modification tasks..

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>sparks rated below Larry

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Warriors only get a 1 day rest.
Who do you have taking Game 1?

retard. its literally going to be a sweep

..probably referencing their court positioning, now that I think about it. Either way I don’t like it. The thought of Larry in a facilitation position.. uggh

Lakers fans are so insecure they need to jump the warriors wagon despite having one of the greatest legacies in the league.... literally why?

Whatever happened to that autist who woke up at 11pm and spammed old NBA pics until the sun came up

Dame

he was the sparkposter

PLAYAS ONLY

Will the spirit of Greg Monroe haunt Toronto?

>game 7's at 5 am
better than most nba games desu
go nuggets!

PLAYAS ONLY BABY

Ahhh everyone's already forgotten about that irrelevant shitheap Clips organisation already. Feels good being the only relevant team in LA.
>muh lou "pls fuck my bitch" will
>muh pat bev hustle & grit
>muh doc
>muh free agents
GET BOUNCED fraud as NIGGERS. Ain't no one going to remember the 2 fluke games you won in free agency, STAY ASS stay playing ugly ass dark skin bench players and thinking you some sort of shit AHAHAHAHAHA FEELS GOOD LAKER BROS

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Let's take this opportunity to recap top 5 worst fanbases in the nba

1. lebronfags
2. leafs
3. lakerfags
4. hardenfags
5. banwagorierfags

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what drives somebody to be as insufferable as the average lakerfag

Tonight should be fun seeing fraudelphia get assblasted

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I'm a Lakerfag and I don't mind the Clippers desu. Memeiors are the real cancer desu

worst fanbases in /nba/*

Worst fanbases in the NBA are

1. Lakers
2. Celtics
3. Leafs
4. Bucks
5 Rockets
6. Warriors

Loneliness, sexual frustration, getting cyberbullied on the sports section of an anime forum

>But LeBron is a shitty defender
Examining his 2019 defense
youtu.be/Hsxlu7nYdhU

Takeaway: the Lakers need a center

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jordan loyd just jumped over lowry

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apparently ben simmons was out partying late last night in toronto

McGee

why did they do this?

Come on leafs please btfo those Shitxers for all of us

>haunt
Monroe is a raptor at heart

>we the north

Toronto
43.6532° N, 79.3832° W

Portland, OR
45.5155° N, 122.6793° W

>5'11 v 6'0''

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22 minutes per game.

Damn

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