Thights Edition
>Week-16, 5 Liguilla spots and 9 teams fighting for them
>Vergara's ex-wife reveals information about his health status
>#MeToo is here for real, AMLO(MALO) doesn't seem convinced kek
>Chivas offer 5x1 and León planning an invasion
>Paty Lopez La Cerda del Mundial to pay bet if America lose
>FUTBOL DE ESTUFA: lots of movements rumored
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>What does your team needs for Liguilla:
-Lobos BUAP, Needs 6 points and than América, Puebla, Tijuana & Toluca don't get more than 2 points.
-Tijuana, 6points
-Toluca, 6 points
-Puebla, 4 points
-America, 4 points
-Pachuca, 3 points
-Necaxa, 3 points
-CruzAzul, 1 point
AscensoMX Semefinals, Leg 2.
CONCACAF Grand Final.
LigaMX Femenil, 1/4's finals.
aguas con los chiquillos
como crees
w-whoa! u cute babe, I bet your scoring average is really high, would you like to sign with my team?
Need a latina gf brehs.
b-but why? they want you to pay for their Fanta's and stuff, /ligaMxGTOW/ is the right path desu.
FUTBOL DE ESTUFA
>Atlas
Bajas: Nicolás Pareja
>CruzAzul
Altas: Gio Dos Santos
Bajas: Martín Cauteruccio
>Puchaca
Bajas: Walter González
>Santos
Altas: Edson Puch, Mauricio Cuero
>Chivas
Altas: Fernando Navarro, Erick Aguirre, José Antonio Rodríguez, Pablo Barrera
Bajas: Raul Gudiño, Chofis Lopez
>America
Altas: Gio Dos Santos
Bajas: Jeremy Menez, Edson Alvarez, Mateus Uribe
>Pumas
Altas: Sebastián Jurado, Carlos Acevedo, Nicolás de las Cruz, Alejandro Chumacero, Omar Islas, Juan José Miguel, Lucas Zelarayán
Bajas: Alfredo Saldívar, Alan Mendoza, Víctor Malcorra, Alan Mozo, Carlos González
>Monterrey
Altas: Gio Dos Santos
>Necaxa
Bajas: Brayan Fernadez
If USA rejects Mexican qts at the border, can you send them here instead? Thanks.
>CD9, Conjunto Primavera, Napoleón, Maria Jose, Angeles Negros and La Sonora FUCKING Santanera(based) are new Necaxa fans.
twitter.com
Finally Don Ramón and Jorge Ortíz de Pinedo won't feel alone.
Ok, but send some güeras here in exchange, we need to whiten our people more than ever, before the central-american invasion begins.
Deal (chavs are white underneath the fake tan)
why not just kill the central americans like you use to
Awesome, our traditional manners and machista culture will make good matches & cooks from these blonde ladies(until the 3rd generation).
George Soros is here m8, we can't do shit now, left is spreading quickly after the new president got elected.
Debby
for me it's Jasmin Paez
VIERNES
SNACKER
God I wish that were me (the car)
God I wish that were me (the handle)
needs more qts
for me it's Santos
Post some fat Mexican titties
ES VIERNES
DE BOTANAS
This thread is for discussing mexican football, not to post tits. Please act accordingly.
wonder what whitney is doing right now
It's just karma after your immigrants fucked our shit up for nearly a decade.
it was americans who hired illegal labor breh
gotta love capitalism
*Krush your head whit her thighs*
>no exposed belly button
Tip toe on my morning wood pls
Probably pregnant of her 4th narco-baby
£80k un partido y muchas criadas por los doggos please ty ty boss muchas gracias
>mfw we do have games tonight
I'm making spicy wings, lads.
>Chucky out
>Tecatito out
>CHIcharito doesn't want to play
>Henry Martin is shit now
>Pulido kek
>JJ Macias too morro
it's time for Raul "extinguidores feminicidas" Jimenez
Deal, smug culiao, por la chucha que nos harás campeones.
Post pics pl0x
I used all ingredients today, last time I didn't have chile colorado. I this recipe with my nu-age friendo:
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>Puebla vs Tigres
>Morelia vs Xolos
I'm going Puebla & Morelia for these games
The floods of immigration from Latin America happened because back in the early 1900s, Teddy faggotfucking Roosevelt installed dictators in a fuckton of their countries that would be eagerly willing to let him siphon all of said country’s resources at a piss price. Guess what happens after you install dictators and instill civil strife? Civil wars that displace masses of local populous and cause exodus. Teddy the praised and beloved ‘nature lover,’ the animal poacher, the espionage kingpin, the tyrant, the war-obsessed war-craving piece of fucking shit. Glorified in US history.
/end blogpost
Does this mean what I think it means
*subscribes & hit the bell*
>La cocina con Geronimo
Where did this faggot came from? I see him in every fucking channel now
I wish she farted directly in my nose so I could vomit in her asshole.
I don't even know what those chilean words mean, breh, just threw some slangs kek.
From Televisa Monterrey, he used to be at this morning show with Ernesto D'alesio kek, he's doing this show form there for SKY, and Televisa put this show on almost every city. He has good recipes but sometimes he let himself get away with the spiritual thing.
Yeah, she's a top-qt, in the same boat than Zita Chavez, Anny, Jass, Debby & Flor.
What did Futbol Picante mean by this, amigos?
It's how long Captain Amercia appears in the movie before he gets killed.
Or so I have heard
>inb4 I get banned for some stupid joke, since everyone knows Captain America dies after Civil War
No idea man, I don't follow this marvel thing, only liked spiderman because of Marvel vs Capcom 2, great arcade.
>Julen Lopetegui rechazó Chivas
kek
Lol. I googled culiao and chucha and what you implied is very dirty. So yeah are there good ligaMX games to catch on the weekends?
These are photoshopped.
Your beisbol posting has decreased dramatically.
She use to be really fat and got surgery, girl has a big scar on her belly. Not all thiccness is healthy.
I have to download new shit and I spent the whole week watching Libertadores.
I think Puebla vs Tigres might be interesting tonight, Puebla needs to win to make it to play-offs, tomorrow; America vs Santos, America really needs to win, Chivas vs Leon could have a huge score, the rest doesn't seem interesting, at least for me:
I just saw most of brazilian teams are doing great on their groups.
>Jorge Wilsterman
>Melgar
>Zamora
>Godoy Cruz
>Emelec
>Palestino
y-yeah, who needs mexican teams in CopLib, right lads?!
Palestino is not as easy to beat as you might think.
>Paty Lopez La Cerda del Mundial to pay bet if America lose
Bitch said than she'll wear a Santos jersey, would look cute, kind want America to lose.
Damn
Oooffffff.. where to watch? Might try to catch the one tonight
We post streams of every game here, usually broadcastings from Univision.
Okok
What BOTANAS are you getting for tonight?
informador.mx
>Tomas Boy:"Chofis Lopez es mejor que Pizarro"
Lads...
pretty based post
>Vergara's ex-wife reveals information about his health status
pretty much ded by the end of the year.
WHOA look at those thighs
For me, it's Celtics de Boston
El culote gordo de mis primas chicanas
based EMPOTRADOR poster
>Liverpool shitposting
only because I kind like MoSalah...
>"come here young man, help mommy's workout, my new boyfriend is coming soon"
that's the way you kill a man without even touch him
>"Se sanciona al señor Fidel Kuri Grajales, del Club Tiburones Rojos de Veracruz, con una multa económica por infringir los artículos 8 y 13 del Código de Ética de la FMF"
"Espero la multa..
-@fidelkugra"
whatta CHAD
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
*waiting for kurileaks*
>imagine Chivass (or another grande) losing two cups and descending to Ascensomx with 100 points less for rigged matches
that would be ebin
>kurileaks
kek
>gretaelizondo
Licking that pale skin should be magical~
Nico Castillo returns as starting, HENRY OUT.
Please tell me none of these bitches have been DUBAI'd
El chiquillo se te hace agua putito
>user didn't knows that mexican thots are for the lebanese dick
user, I...
I don't think so, more like NARCO'D; literally being recorded fucking with the drugleader's favorite dog
Damn elaborate amigo
Girls & Horses Edition when?
Is a deep practice along high rank narcos, they know most of their lovers are in need of easy cash, this kind of bitches would do anything. When narcos have all the luxury shit, exotic animals and travelled around the world, the next thing is do this "social service" they contact with needy girls and make this videos with some of them than want to get in the business. They use this videos as blackmail to keep them undercontrol, just like politics and deep state charges kek. BTW narcos love exotic dogs like xoloitzcuintles, the owner of Xolos de Tijuana, literally paid to bring Keiko to mexico.
What's the next game for Mexico NT?
>lebanese
>has the typical Indio face and phenotype
>Typical microbusero hair style for 10 years old kids even tho he is in his mid 20s.
JaJAJaJaJaJaJaJa...
That game is going on right now, no?
I think that's her brother kek
>Puebla lossing already
Chelís, do something pls
PUEBLA_vs_TIGRES
PUEBLA_vs_TIGRES
PUEBLA_vs_TIGRES
(brought to you by Sprite)
A L I N E A C I O N E S
Why can't tv apesta show any game with Tigres in it?
Feels so weird hearing trumpets and trombones during a match
I don't know, maybe Izzi still have some kind of rights, really sucks to be honesto
Thanks and THANK YOU by the way
Y-yeah, sometimes you can even heard mexican screaming elaborated cursing kek, you never been in Mexico before?
I’ve never been anywhere even close to mexico except for about a 20 minute stop in houston airport
>Dueñas on the right
>Chaca as a DM
Stop that shit, Tuca
I see, LigaMX stadiums are more permisive than MLS's, when FIFA tried to finish the PUTO shout, people complained and started shouting even harder, FMF is always sanctioned during international breaks for this. In stadiums like Xolos and Rayados, you can even make bbq before the game, outside in the parking lots, but I suppose you can do this at NLF.
Jesus... how are this women even real
>SUN BAKED Acuña
>real
Half of that woman is fake anyway.
Garotinhas brasileiras are on another level, my argento amigo... also meme supplements, makeup and lots of cheeky photo angles.
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
/LigaMX/ is the best general if only for the ladies. I don't even wach Mexican fútbol, I just come to delight my eyes.
btw cómo le está yendo al equipo de Maradroga?
>btw cómo le está yendo al equipo de Maradroga?
Surprisely good, is about to make it to the grand final AGAIN, he came back to Mexico really late after xmas vacations, took the team during week-4 with the team in last position, at the end of regular season as 5th, he's right now on Semifinals, won Leg 1 by 3-1. Would love to see him at 1st league at least on season desu, but there are rumors about EL DIEGO taking Huracán after summer.
>LigaMX stadiums are more permisive than MLS's
I wouldn’t know, haven’t been to an mls game in at least 6 years I think.
>you can even make bbq before the game, outside in the parking lots, but I suppose you can do this at NLF.
Yes that happens for sports here too
Wtf how many itt have fake culos o chichis?
Surprisingly most tits are real, it is very noticeable when they have implants. The asses is what I have serous doubts. For example looks totally fake but then you have which looks kinda similar but is natural. But I'm not an ass connoisseur so I don't know.
Why would anyone a White Woman?
what do you think about Argentina NT new jersey? I can't even see the blue stripes, doesn't make sense for me.
Fake chichis are trending along colombian girls, I don't understand, pic related, wife of Mateus Uribe from Club America, there are leaked nudes of her.
My thoughts are the same as yours
Is she ?
No, that girl on the right is ig/brendazambranoc bitch used to post pics on Tigres jersey when they were a 'moda', now she's blueblood from CruzAzul kek(her manager told her btw)
on the left* sorry
Chavo Alustiza
He always deliver on the 2nd halfs, in the industry is said than he loves the party and isn't enough professional.
Haven't seen it. Honestly I don't give a fuck lmao, I'm supremely disillusioned with the NT since 2014 and there's no way we win this Copa America; so yeah...
>tigueres doing everything for not facing el AME at liguilla
It doesn't surprise me if they lose this game
>putting water on a hurt ankle
Genius
I’m pretty sure brenda is the right one my friend check Instagram earlier.
I can see Tuca trying to face Pachuca or Necaxa, before King Piojo.
LMAO tigres gonna lose the final. Pinches maricones.
MY DICK
A L I N E A C I O N E S
FUUUUUUUCK, Chavito Alustiza almost does it again.
>Taboo
Can’t believe the coaches were about to strangle each other lol. Pretty good last 20 minutes.
>chimpout
>broadcasting ends
Univisión señores
MORELIA_vs_TIJUANA
MORELIA_vs_TIJUANA
MORELIA_vs_TIJUANA
tigres are /weakminded/. Their anger today just showed how nervous they are for the 2nd leg against Monterrey. Gignac a shit, damm is FUCKING SHIT, and tuca is a hothead.
?
I hope Monterrey wins CONCACAF, will there be Clubs World Cups this year after?
I fucked up, didn’t mean to reply.
>KILLER #23
>knocks Morelia player
like pottery
>VAR
and when we need this shit, refs don't use it...
In 2020? I think so, they want to change the format of the tournament so it can start new in 2020. Also nice pic, it would be funny if someone like this pic because of her feet haha.
BASED morelia, keeping Puebla's Chelís alive
You were thinking about me though weren’t you
Seemed strange that ref checked var but still didn’t give the guy a red. Do they jut not penalize if the victim acts like a pussy?
Kek, I found that pic in this ig account than ask girls to take photos of feet with futbol jerseys, most of them have a pretty shit quality, so I only saved that one.
Are blacks that hate Mexicans, gay?
>Do they jut not penalize if the victim acts like a pussy?
that part isn't clear for me, the rule says than this kind of non-seen incidents only apply if there's an actual redcard only, if the fault isn't enough for a redcard, refs are not supposed to give yellow cards, but they do it anyways, federation needs to work on this certain rule.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"
They're niggers user, who cares
>1-1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Road to Liguilla.
Is Xolos the white or güait man's club?
Is hamster? Thicc Mexican thots porn videos on xvideos or xhamster?
TE FUISTE CONCHITA AL MAR
>Puebla above America right now
hold me, lads...
Yeah, mainly because of turists from San Diego.
Last time I checked con xvideos, you can find some good stuff(mostly amateur) with tags like; morra, morrita(for younger girls), pendeja, zorra, señora(for milfs), culona, tetona, etc. Also porn twitter accounts with mexicano giros hace awesome material, use the word "pack", there a bunch of good amateur stuff
>"n-no more faults pls!"
Whatta pucci red, CHACÓN IN.
>Elmo
>Jorge Campos
Remake of Plaza Sésamo when? boomer wallets are dying to spend money of that kind of things.
Like if the guy who gets hit dives on the ground and acts like a baby do liga mx refs not punish the foul as much? Also it seems weird that it was a non-seen incident since the television camera caught it perfectly, but they didn’t put that camera on the VAR.
Not him but based
que significa cuando tengo datos y puedo usar el internet pero cuando quiero hacer llamadas dice que no hay servicio? me estan vigilando? ya vali verga?
>the virgin Vegan Warrior
Chelís was right about all these galanes de balneario
>Torta de carnitas, zanahorias & jalapeños en escabeche
and my dinner is guayabas and orange juice like a complete soiiboy, well, at least I had tendies for brunch.
fucking oxxos mang
goLALAzo tbf
PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA PANTERA
#goLALAzo
i tried a vegan restaurant for lunch and it was breety gud. will go back
>BENULTY
fucking OXXO
dubs and wilas get KURI'D tomorrow
Same girl.
Yeah, pretty good way to start the day, most of the time people just eat something quick as compromise and shit doesn't even make them fell good, it's good to take calm and apreciate natural meals.
brehs....
*cries*
>OXXO 1-4 Xolos
reminder to never help with El Redondeo
HEEM
fuck i checked and they dont play till next week lel
Why doesn’t she have any labia
nigga, oxxo can't even pay their own taxes, what did you expect at the cashier
Por que es un vato pendejo
>MLS
>transfer window ends May 5th
what the fuck are they doing?
le abro la segunda caja if u kno wat i mean
>le abro la segunda caja
"no podemos, necesitamos la clave"
>That 404
Seething, anti
wtf whyd you overcook them
>Aldo Rocha
where the fuck is Pípila for the freekicks?
I added Chile Ancho too, recipe didn't incluide it, that's why sauce got a little darker, is the same chile than is used for this Mole recipe.
>Bou
Damn, that hurts.
I hope Chivas and Leon deliver tons of goals tomorrow.
No idea man, i cant even deal with texto corrector, fucking zoomer devices
>Fancam showing all the qts morelianas leaving the stadium
Tvazteca must understand the poder of qts+fútbol, judt look at this show Acción, literally spamming qts
Niggas changed Sábado de Pelotas by Sábado Sagrado, because of chivas, I must admit is a good name.
Jornada-16 after Viernes Botanero.
>tfw no edecan gordita girlfriend who will get all your infonavit points to get her own place only to mistreat and dump you shortly after
Not fair carnalitos
el puto yani me baneo por sacar dobles jijiji
A classic.
BASED, AMEjanny
>inb4 DP poster
why do people need infonavit? niggas don't know how to save money properly or what? it's literally a fucking bank
>Thighs Edition
>Guadalajara - León
Se viene LA MADRE DE TODAS LAS GOLEADAS
>Fidel Kuri y Alejandro Irarragorri firman la paz
esto.com.mx
"El líder del Santos Laguna, luego de la amenaza de Kuri de ir al TAS para solucionar el problema que generó el traspaso de Freddy Hinestroza (de Veracruz a Santos en 2017), prefirió pagar los 2 millones de dólares y darle carpetazo al tema."
Yeah, the best way find peace, the shekels.
SABADO
DE
Can you even satisfy any of the grills in this thread if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick BREHS . . .
Based
Here have a tochera liga mx, we have semis of the mexican league of handegg today at 12 they imagen check it out and come to the thread
Has conocido aun Mexicano pobre que no se gaste todo su dinero antes de que le paguen? Esa es la razon del infonavit, el resto de los responsables lo dejan intacto hasta su retiro y luego lo usan
AMÉRICA Y YA
PIERNONAS
>AME? this is el bi, I'm coming home
I'd suck her CHILCHOTAS, if you know what I mean
LA FRONTERA
>cuck memes
no
Sábado Sagrado~
>Multimedios covering León's invasion to Chivas stadium
huh?
More like Sabado Cagado
Mat.i's ig is ded
I wonder who got to he if it was the incels IRS snitches or the SWJ pro-choice that can't stand a women used her body to get moneys
>Raul "extinguidores feminicidas" Jimenez
and the man just did it again
HOLY FUCK, twitter es un puto panfleto feminista desde el ultimo mes
never 5get
Imagine America being left out of liguilla
>el ultimo mes
Lastnight Futbol Picante
youtube.com
>Murrieta:"quien sabe que le decía el energúmeno de Ferreri al Chelìs"
kek
>Chelís rating Chacón
I love this calvo-man
>tfw missed all the games due to me being to tired from wagecucking
hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggg dat ass mang
send more Mati's pls
Raul Jimenez goal.
>morelia 1-4 xolos
Reminder than Del Rio is the patriarchal choice
PACHUCA_vs_ATLAS
PACHUCA_vs_ATLAS
PACHUCA_vs_ATLAS
A L I N E A C I O N E S
Reminder claro video is streaming Pachuca and Leon games on youtube
thanks, forgot to check on yt
I hope Atlas don't lose, América needs a better position ;_;
>cardona
>the vergacruz slayer
what a fraud
Where in Mexico should I go to find hookers that look like girls in this thread? What should my budget be?
yeah i too NEED some based mx grill ffs
Cancun and Los Cabos, probably Guadalajara
Sorry, but he didn't score last week, so he's EXPOSED.
>tfw smelly yuro and no mexiCHAD
life is suffering
>Jara
why Pacucka can't play against Veracruz every weekend
good queastion pendejo ;-)
feels good amigo
>he wasn't here 2 weeks ago
Televised rape is the best rape
I didn't remember that week I predicted the final score during half time, when game was 4-0 kek
wtf, thread 404'd already
archive.4plebs.org
D E S P A C I T O
B A - S E - D
>smelly yuro
you need to go back, cockroach
>1-0
finally a goal and is not from the team I wanted
Tijuana
You can fuck literal 10s for about 80 dollars
basado (true aztec heritage)
cringe (chicano virgin)
>tags: salmophilia
t.Mohammad
Also, reminder: EL TIBU NO SE VA
t. Joao "Johnathan" de Martinez-Martinez
>Joao
>Being a hue
Get your insults right at least fag. Go pray to Allah for the 4th time today sand nigger
>chicano
>named Joao
you know how I know you're a cockroach?
>Hank Rhon looks like that!
>america v santos about to start
gonna be a good game
>pic related
literally a narco version of Maradona
>Nirvana Hank tijuana, mx >> berlin, ger | 1999 traveling, #veganism & lifestyle
fucking zoomers
Based
>yfw Santos cucks america out of liguilla
If that happen, at least we get to see Patty Lopez as guerrerita
ALINEACIONES
Wtf. Then why do you have so many incels moaning on Yea Forums then?
ALINEACIONES
>muh linea de 6
Diego Alonso training the parked bus for concacaf final kek
Disgusting
>necucksa too
what
It's breddy much the Monterrey U-20 team, still think NeKEKxa is going to win though tbqhwy famalam.
>he doesn't know about /ligaMGTOW/
Rosties are part of the past breh, we only post them as a nostalgia thing, for what women used to be.
>linea de 6
Not even La Volpe can meme this hard.
Yeah, I love Lalo Herrera doing the pressing against the corner flag kek
>Montes
literally asking for it, hope nigga be careful, he got surgery this week
>Thighs edition
>Posting popotes
Pls m8 this thread was going gr8
AMERICA_vs_SANTOS
AMERICA_vs_SANTOS
AMERICA_vs_SANTOS
We can all coexist here.
MONTERREY_vs_NECAXA
MONTERREY_vs_NECAXA
MONTERREY_vs_NECAXA
love the chat
Lmao indios always butthurt
Fear Santistas, the goal is about to appear, Jonathan Orozco(not my PAPÁ) isn't gonna last for so long...
>6-man line
>lets the adversary to get a goal.
Wew. They're screw in the wednesday
AGUILERA!!!!!
someone post that pic on the plane with the copamx trophy, pls
It's a meme line, also it's breddy much the u20 team like I stated earlier breh.
el NORTI seething
THE FIX IS IN
"t-the problem is chava reyes, i swear!"
>6 atb
>still get scored on by a literal crackhead
>watch ameriCACA vs llantos game
>should be a good game since they're both in need of a win
>llantos playing like shit spilling all their spaghetti
>ameriCACA can't score for shit
>they need to refball a penulty to score against fucking llantos
Fuck this shit, I thought this could be an entertaining match but refball ruins it like always.
Imma go take a bath instead and then come back to watch Based León rape chivASS in 2 hrs, see you putos then.
kek
>Amerikek needs a win at AzteCUXk
>Not expecting refball
Ishiggydiggy
>Getting dabbed by the Monterrey U20 team
The absolute state of CACAScalientes
Last 30 mins of Puebla vs Tigres were bretty gut
Literally who
Wow... Lovely qt
Ron damon on suicide watch
Nice goLALAzo from Barreiro ;^)
>Chivas plays at 9
>Maradona at 9:45
ITS NOT FAIR
We about to see tons of goals for 2nd half, I know it.
lol I forgot about Liguilla from AscensoMX
>nico castillo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xolos & Dorados owner, a well known narco converted into a business man.
>Canelo vs Jacobs
is this negrito actually good or just another bulto in Canelo's career?
>well known narco
obviously not
>SanLuis winning already
I suppose we'll have the Revenge AscensoMX Final
No San Luis vs Venados stream anywhere, sad.
>De Nigris commentating
why
Bulto of course
Canelo is there to take CHI shekels
>Santos subs negritos only
they really miss Djaninny
I love how /box/ complains than he doesn't even looks mexican kek, and fucking CHIs not even care.
hes a boomer that literally survived cancer and his reward is to get paid to get beat up by fraudnelo on sink-o di may-o
>Abella OUT
based VAR, they are with us again :^)
Noice for the negrito, would do apologia of racism on Yalitza for that kind of job.
>long pass from Marche to Renato
This reminds me Ochoa doing the same to Piojo Lopez, really miss Carrillo's AME.
A L I N E A C I O N E S
>muh formación espejo
why is every DT trying to meme so hard?
>all those pretty good mexicans of Leon, than Chivas don't have
what went to so wrong?
>what went to so wrong?
chivASS went full jew the past few years
BASED DORIA MOGGING THAT DIVING PUTO
>Doria
wait, didn't Doria get yellowcard in the first half, because of the penalty?
God I wish Doria would've killed marshitsin.
>doria
for why
also america plays like shit piojo is gonna exposed hard for being unable to win anything against anyone who isnt a perennial choker
CHIMPOUT.
#ODIAMEMAS
>no puede entrar si las medias son de otro color
wut
>redcard for chimping out
>necucksa chimpin out
what a shitfest
>gonna exposed hard for being unable to win anything against anyone who isnt a perennial choker
>gonna exposed
Did any of you actually ever believe he was a good coach?
JUEGA LIMPIO, SIENTE TUS TRIPS
>tfw normie friends invited me to watch avenyers and not gonna be able to watch meon violate shitvass or diegito meme his way into a final
i dont even care about that nerd shit
>penal
>árbitro comprado
>var a favor
>tarjeta roja
Solo asi gana al MAMErica. Ya ni la disimulan. Que mierda de equipo, peor sus seguidores que son igual de llorones y maricones como el equipo. Puto piojo ahora si va estar feliz porque el var le ayudo. Me la pelan gueyes.
Then don't go puto
Si why the hell did you said yes?
Why would you even waste your time with capeshit?
Dile a tus amigos que se muere el hombre de hierro
where do i get a mexigf like this bros?
i live in texas
B-but its a good movie
I can spoil you the movie if you want to know what happen. Better stay here to see how DIEGO meme his way to the finals.
Based
they paid for my ticket+ theres always qts at the movies+ se me antojan unas palomitas+ im not an autist
already told them lel
Mexico
CHI women are not a good substitute
CHIVAS_vs_LEON
CHIVAS_vs_LEON
CHIVAS_vs_LEON
se viene LA MADRE...
gayados is gonna choke so fucking hard vs tigres lmao
>+ im not an autist
don't ever post on my threads or quote my huebro again... jk, have fun and pls don't buy sweet popcorns
EL BRAYAN isnt even gonna play liguilla with necaxa fucking mls shitters ruin everything
Why don't you call your friends to watch fucho instead? Make some carne asada, pop some bottles, snort some cocaine, hire a whore and tell them to get a clue.
>gayados is gonna choke so fucking hard vs tigres lmao
Eh, I don't see this tigres as being that good desu, I think they got this as long as they don't try to park the bus.
i actually dont know any group of friends that get together to watch ligma. its really something best enjoyed alone in the dark with your dick out
Both teams are shit, both play terrible. Monterrey with mohamed was way better but still somehow managed to choke finals.
Do you live in a city where fucho happens? Go to a game and make friends there.
>I think they got this as long as they don't try to park the bus.
hey there, new to liga mx i see. no worries, enjoy your stay and remember to post THOTS.
[spoiler]Any place that's streaming it with Tv Azteca? I wanna hear el dotor/martinoli's bantz, and i don't have access to a TV.[/spoiler]
>its another chivass semen slurper
Good thing maradona plays today
nah i dont want to be bothered when i watch/shitpost
Try televall.website but it doesn't always works.
>theres always qts at the movies
Mas te vale que le agarres las chichis a una pendejo si no ni para que fueras
televall.website/azteca7.html Works for me. Doesn't the Azteca site broadcast it aswell?
I'm actually surprised Leon is taking it this easy, I guess leon's president is trying to lower macias price.
>chichis
>no dedear con manos llenas de mantequilla y chile
este morro
>this fucking ref
Nigga has horrible positioning he keeps putting himself in the way of the ball.
>chivas vs benfica in July
Wat
Based, thanks.
who /america/ here?
Besides the GOAT Félix I don't even know who plays for Benfica but boy, I'm not sure if Chivass can even score on them.
EL VAR SINSON
>VAR
this is a fucking joke already
>dat torcedora de chivas
whatta qt
KEK
Fuck this shit, time to watch El Diego
MINEROS_vs_DORADOS
MINEROS_vs_DORADOS
MINEROS_vs_DORADOS
Leg 1: 1-3
Based
>That empty stadium
Zacatecas is really small or people have no passion there
if Dorados wins we will get a 19 teams league next season correct?
FOr me, it's casual La Volpe
1.5m people so just no passion.
Yeah, the only non-certified team was Venados, but San Luis just eliminated them.
Seething cuck
If they lose, they are probably move into another city, so it's not surprise why there aren't too much people tonight.
>making quesadillas while watching tvazteca
>dad change channel:"no no no, ese pinche garcía se cree español"
Topkek, I didn't know he followed AMLO to this point, literally never heard him talking shit on spaniards before.
based ANTI
W-what is he going to do with that little girl and that towel?
>mantequilla
QUE SE DERRAME!
I don't watch soccer, but the Mexican girls in this thread makes this the best general
be careful user, retardation is hereditary.
based KEKretanos, not going #MeToo on him like chivas rosties
>tinfoil
Nigga pls, I connect with the astral internet
t-thanks, pick a team at least user
Whoa looks like she brought enough gum for the rest of the class...
>ZAGUE going wild with the dancing
how can Televisa even compete?
>that fucking goal
KEK, that was such a chivASS goal, they always luck into that shit
WTF
reminder than Chivas won LA DOCE with this kind of luck against peak Tigres
>PUTO
>PUTISIMO
>CHINGA TU PUTA MADRE
Zacatecas added even more to the EHHHH PUTO chant.
gib your energy to Nacho, PRONTO
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/
Are they the same retards with the toluco son?
Macias>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Birrias
>La Ley del Ex
>don't celebrate
LOL fucking chiva-hermanos
Poor chivass they actually were believing it.
Bretty nice goal desu
Very effective
who /wilarootingforleonstreaktobesmashed/ here?
Lol chivASS
>there's still LMAO fags
I thought you all went back to your holes.
>frambueza
no idea, just have these two pics
Yeah, Nacho Astar is really gonna take us in his space ship.
here m8, gonna love the patch on our jersey of Bi-Campeon 19/20
>Sello Rojo all over the stadium
imagine having sello rojo AND Caliente.mx on the front of their jersey for next season lmao
>gonna love the patch on our jersey of Bi-Campeon 19/20
You won't even make it past the first round m8, all the top 4 teams woukd rekt your shit.
You now remember the video of la chica telcel
Breh
>Mexlub
>macias won't play liguilla
fuuuuuggggggggg, this ain't good for leon
What video?
>Rubens subbed
>chilla-hermanos still butthurt
kek
>la chica telcel
years later I read than she an hero
>Based tomas boy acting like he was gonna kick the ball
It's an old porn video of a telcel edecan that got NARCO'D
has anyone watched this El Postpartido thing from tvazteca? what's this about?
Yeah supposedly a narco killed her back
Fucking pulido killing the keeper
>that dive
>dat hella gay penalty
el jalisjoto señores
KEK, cota literally let him score that
>that faggot jump
Is he an homosexual?
No mames
>ole
God, chillerios are pathetic.
It's gay as fuck but at least he scored it, the worst thing is to have a player who can't score on a fucking penalty.
Thats what he does
youtube.com
He's a Penaldo wanabee for poor 3rd worlder people so yes... the only thing he's missing is being accused of an assrape
What was that gay little hop tho
>take pic related from last year
>chivas wins this irrelevant game again
muh lady
>the only thing he's missing is being accused of an assrape
Which won't happen cause based mexico hasn't fallen for the sjw shit.
he moves like this to slow the kick as much as possible, waiting the keeper to move before and change the direction
It is satan, it is
>He has never been to Jalisco
>be from León
>first time i decide to watch a game since years
>heard that León is the head of la Liga
>loses
That dude doesn't look gay at all, also LMAO at the chino looking motherfucker in the back.
LMAO JOEL CAMPBELL IS STRAIGHT OUTTA THE JACKSON 5 THAT NIGGA LOOK LIKE CJ FROM GTA SAN ANDREAS WITH THE AFRO HAIRCUT
>>first time i decide to watch a game since years
It's your fault they're losing faggot, you're fucking cursed.
based Tomas Boy
Whoops meant yairo moreno
He aborded that girl, probably fucked later kek
youtube.com
das rasist user
>Based macias won't be available for liguilla
>they'll have to play that shitter joel campbell
Fuck and here I thought leon was gonna win the league, guess the league is going to one of the momtegay teams.
LMAO is Based
based
>LMAO is SHIT
FTFY
>dude the media doesn't like him so he's just like Trump! xD
>Afroman
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
>yairo
A B C EASY AS ONE TWO THREE LMAO
Told you niggas, León was the CruzAzul of this season.
2 MORE FUCKING MINUTES DON'T FUCK IT UP YOU RETARDS
I remember this song in Elite Beat Agents, for nintendods
>Told you niggas, León was the CruzAzul of this season
Implying this wasn't negotiated by the leon and chivas president to benefit them both.
give me a culichi coke queen gf :(
And this is only the beggining.
Out of the playoffs by choking like a bitch in the next weeks.
cringe and seethe more pancucks
>cringe and seethe more pancucks
Jokes on you I'm Movimiento Naranja.
This reeks of scared amierdicanistas, can't wait for you retards to get BTFO in the first round.
Semen slurping tie at Zacatecas
all coke and girls are reserved for El DIEGO when he wins AscensoMX, you'll have to wait
>cringe and seethe more pancucks
>pan
>a fucking bread
Fuck off MALO cocksucker, I don't support any politicians cause I know they're all corrupt fucks who don't give a shit about making my life better.
so you are a panista and a canayincuck
yikes
>Ruining the historic record
>scoring gay ass penalties
>celebrating like they won the world cup
>some of them even rub their nipples
They were the bad guys all this time
>he actualy took it seriously
Damn, LMAO fags are really this stupid.
>Implying i'm from America
Dude, seriously, are you retarded? no one cares about America except you, why are you obsessed with them being from chivas?
I should off myself for ruining La Fiera's record. I'm a failure even by proxy.
Well, at least this secure the Revancha por el Ascenso
help to bump this shit up
>I'm le pretending to be retarded
lmao
you should worry about trump not deporting your ass m8
You niggas stopr arguing about meme parties, shit doesn't matter, Trump and Videgaray went to England to gib our oil, sent by the same person than brought caravanas and #metoo to Mexico.
>las cuckas cuckadas del cuckuluckuck
>is a real retard
lmao
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
maybe you are right I'm the lmao fag and I just want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt
AWWWWWW YES
It´s over, the Final will be Dorados vs San Luis
>Le avientan cerveza
the only seething retard here is you mocho
spics don't matter, no shitskins life matters
Fucking based.
>y-you are just pretending to be a retard
>a-actually y-you are a retard
Make up your mind.
For this dude asking for Americanistecalt edition, shit will have to wait until next weekend, I want to make something special, hope you undestand.
alright let's just say we are both retards and move on
>apuntalamiento anímico
even OSOrio didn't meme this hard
>dat new Puebla's jersey
kino
>Mineros 1-5 Dorados
This is some Cuervos level of finals that are coming up.
>Mineros
Well, good riddance for them.
>podemos decir que dorados está practicamente en la final
nigga pls
Based Benito is my nigga.
>Juan Fransisco
el chilla-hermano de closet
>Charly
he roots for Argentina during world cups
>Francisco
pretends to be southamerican in chats
>Jose
caballero blanco
>Nicolas
Ruidiaz's primo
>Benito
tacos de caca poster
>Raul
apostador en Caliente.mx
>Mario
redpilled chiva-hermano
>felix
declared cuck, lets his compadre reventarle el culito to his wife
>redcard
just finish this game, ref
FT, 0-2
1-5 aggregated
EL DIEGO to chivas when ?
>man's purse
how can someone can meme'd at this level?
How come he is still alive? I remember him getting shot.
El Pirata de Culiacan was actually Maradona, he faked his dead to take all the Hank Ron money to Argentina, then came back to take Dorados to LigaMX.
Those are old pics btw, user.
almost there
Based
reminder than most of CHIcanos than sing Ole at mole-tour, come from Jalisco
Just a few more, we need 6 more at least.
>televall.website
didn't know about this one, gonna check this out for tomorrow's games
pls dont hurt 2D qts
Fuck that, this thread needs to be bumped now.
>apu having a colegiala to spank
I would like to have Colegialas Edition, but i'm sure we'll get BTFO definitely kek
Convertir los derechos en privilegios, haciendo victimas perpetuas de las minorias.
New thread where?
I would prefer a Zacatekek's BTFO edition now that Dorados it's in the final
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