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Gonzales vs Hearn

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go memeiners

go m's

I don't mind a lead off walk

sweeping the M's is my favorite part of the year

not happening

I haven't watched any games so I don't know but are the rags good this year?

>rags

I don't think they improved from what I know of

holy cow rags

just about every year. I'm okay with it really

I'm watching the NFL draft and the game, feels good bros

SPEEEEEEED

Good start boys

5 run lead with Marco on the mound

kys aussie faggot

Shook

no u

Gonazales pitching well, but wait for Gallo to get a hold of one inside the plate

get that out

get a clean 1-2-3

Hyphen is gonna be on Ninja Warrior!!!

Get hype!

neat

We'll wait...

Hell maybe we'll just groove him one, it's not like anyone's scared of a solo HR from y'all right now

You know Hyphen?

Isn't he from like the next sheep farm over from you?

Still waiting...

Love dat Gallo shift tho

he got a pitch and completely whiffed on it.

can't even be mad. just not our night

okay gordon keep the momentum going

SANTANA THE RBI MACHINE

Jesus christ, 7-0 in the 4th, how do you ranger fags cope?

SANTANA

Based Kiwifag. Love you supporting our M's

by hitting lots of dingers and having the best 2b prospect in the game

We see how that's working out for you guys right now

4 innings on a bad night =/= the whole season.

astros winning the division by a landslide anyway m8

Oh so now you're a 'strobro?

I'm sure they will win the division eventually

But right now? We're neck and neck, haven't checked since the Dads got us for two games, but we've been leading so far

traded down again!

I was at the last game we played against you guys last year, when the gayngers still had Beltre, and we beat you bitches 3-1. I did stand tall saluting Beltre when he got pulled is his last game though.

Wait, what?

You Ragsfags are building these guys a new stadium?

Fuckin chumps

Just a realist. 533 gives the Astros a 97% to win the division, evne more than the Dodgers at 95%

Time will tell.

Good man!

Beltre was boss. I remember the game where he decided to wear a cup - something he'd never previously done. Lord I'm crossing my legs and wincing just thinking on it and it was like 9 , 10 years ago. Fucking OUCH tho

It's always fun to pummel on the >rags

He was a former Meminer, and a beast. I have alot of respect for him.

more walks pls

Kiwi bro:

Have you met Rowland-smith? Isn't he a kiwi? And it's like a real small place right?

Vogelfat Runnin!!!!!

Not sure if you're trolling me but he's Australian bro

8-0.

omar with the sacrifice

MOORE

New guy performs!!!!!!!!

I think I'm starting to like Moore.

He's got a fire in his belly

call the game

they just keep burying them

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We're goin double digits tonight boys

Be honest and rational Ms Bros:

Do we want Based Seager back?

I mean we'd have a few less errors and a few more outs at the Hot Corner, but realistically, what are the chances of him bringing a hotter bat than what we got going?

I wish he'd play last night though, I was thinking his little warm ritual before every swing really would have fucked with that kids pitching since he was working so fast.

But still... Love me some Kyle but I'm ok with him being in Tacoma for a bit, uless he replaces Mallex

Healey has proven himself.

Encarnacion's been slumping, I could see Kyle replacing him.

Oh, sorry. For some reason I thought he was really a kiwi and people just assumed he was Aussie... My bad

Mallex needs to go.

you paid all that money for mallex , no way you don't play him

Tough call, Seag's slumps have lasted until August from the start before...

We got good juju working, I'm worried about fucking it up by bringing in the last remaining bit of Jack Z

You apparently know jack about our signed farm teams

idc about your farm teams, but it's the optics that count

I figured he'd platoon at 3B, we see how he does and eventually trade Bruce/EE

Watch us mid season. You shall see.

You also know nothing about Jerry JeDi Dipoto

He's the fucking honey badger he don't give a fuck there ain't a player he won't trade a salary he won't eat

He ate half of Canos and threw in the best young closer around to ditch him for potential future guys

My man.

The rags are scared, they aren't swinging.

Also, he already traded Mallex away before.

We got him for like a hour a few off seasons ago and flipped him

JeDi gives no fucks about 'optics' I mean he fire saled / total gut rebuilt a 90 win team

Really want Marco to pitch a full game, but it seems unlikely with his pitch count.

I feel ya. We need to keep him fresh though, He seems to be a diamond in the rough.

Imagine how gratifying it would be to hit someone with a baseball on purpose.

BECKHAM!!!!!!!!!!

BECKHAM

BLAST IT LIKE BECKHAM

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11-0 is the most dangerous lead.

DINGERRRRRRRRRR

Took him 400 dead center!!!!!!!!

>117 wins ruined in classic seattle fashion

t. Seethe

Going to bed, this aint worth watching

We will come back stronger and better tomorrow

Based satanic trips

So are the Rags only good at home or they just Houston's kryptonite?

C'mon I want Moore runs!

Globe Life is a good hitter's park

mariner's shitty park is much less friendly to routine fly balls

Moore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moore doing things

You said you were going to bed, liar.

its ogre

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it's hard to do any worse than today

>rags

Agreed Otaku fag

There ain't nothing shitty (except the prices) at Safe- err well I guess the new name & color is shitty but still

Arent you fuckers tearing down your park soon? Who are you to talk.

Seriously, T-moble is a fucking great park just seeing the roof move is cool AF

>>just seeing the roof move is cool AF
I agree

12-0, fuckin hell. Get it together rags.

I need to go do shit but watching Marco deal and the offense pile on runs is too good

>Arent you fuckers tearing down your park soon?
There are plans to turn it into a football stadium for the dallas XFL team. I shit you not.
>seeing the roof move is cool AF
true

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You're not alone

does anybody know its not called safeco anymore? do people that knows still call it safeco?

Jesus the Rangers are shit.

Yes, us stubborn ones will after 20 years call it safeco. I went to the kingdome, Safeco was the new kid on the block. It's gonna take some time.

Thank god Smith walked

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they're really going to run up the score

Holy shit bases loaded one out

>rags
I don't have another comment

Comiskey is the one that gets me.

I just can't call it anything else.

VOGELFAT!!!!!!!!!

VOGEY

VOGEYYYY

unlucky bounce

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all the runs still count for 1 game btw

Dat fat boy smile tho!

Dat belly jiggle!

Man, Vogey is the best since Dae Ho, I loved watching fat happy gook run (jog, really) the bags

I would say show mercy but its the rags

Don't be so butthurt.

sit the fuck down Omar

The MLB won't mention this game on their social media tomorrow. They only watch east coast games.

the comeback starts now

I wouldn't want to bring up such a kill fest either

woooo

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>the comeback starts now
Down 14 to 0. Yeah naw bro.

Fair enough

Are you the ultimate-fan?

I"m a fan but I wouldn't say I'm "the" ultimate one

You fags finally got one

Yaaaa

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MARAZARATIIII

AAHHHHH

NO SHUTOUT FOR U

Alright.

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Took long enough.

Sadly, RawAnus is one of our best.

And Bradford is one of our better ones too.

Why are we wasting them here?

Don't we have some sort of Alaniz to eat up innings like these?

We all know how this is going down.

Elias is our closer (lol) and we've lost a few lately so maybe needed to give him an outing?

One more

And my WiFi went down

Do the fans that hang around this long get free grasshoppers to take home?

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GG Gayners

GG

MARINERS WIN

>rags

>Hyphen roaming Seattle neighborhoods climbing and jumping on random shit for Ninja Warrior training

lol, imagine waking up to some crazy Aussie balance walking your front fence muttering something about Ninjas and Warriors

Dudes gonna get shot by cops

wp, memers
Good night

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They just get the satisfaction of seeing a great win

That was a wonderful change

Gg m's

Mark my words.

GG, see you tomorrow

Sleep tight pup

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